George Carlin - Saving the Planet

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  • @ricardosmith8427
    @ricardosmith8427 Před 4 lety +5181

    he was far ahead of his time, a philosopher parading as a comedian

    • @yelkobayashi2007
      @yelkobayashi2007 Před 4 lety +37

      Well we have Trump a clown parading as a President.

    • @MiggsMultiple
      @MiggsMultiple Před 4 lety +31

      That has never been said before....so profound

    • @ricardosmith8427
      @ricardosmith8427 Před 4 lety +25

      @@yelkobayashi2007
      then vote democrat and all the problems will be solved and america will be restored to the paradise and greatness it once was untill trump came along , blue no matter who right ? 🖒

    • @yelkobayashi2007
      @yelkobayashi2007 Před 4 lety +21

      @@ricardosmith8427 hahaha and you think just by voting democrat every single problem about America will magically go away. Wow that's some fantasy shit.

    • @mikesecor6074
      @mikesecor6074 Před 4 lety +12

      @@yelkobayashi2007 best genuine President ever. Why do you morons always have to inject your poison. next

  • @ThatGingerGuy51
    @ThatGingerGuy51 Před 4 lety +12754

    Okay, it’s official. George Carlin can either time travel or can predict the future with terrifying accuracy

    • @nepalyesterday
      @nepalyesterday Před 4 lety +144

      @@richardbarry04553 haha what a way to put it ... Awesomely said

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 Před 4 lety +225

      I would want to have him now this times so sad he died

    • @jkrsevand
      @jkrsevand Před 4 lety +56

      Wasn't that hard

    • @nickw5022
      @nickw5022 Před 4 lety +145

      Dude sees the whole picture were here to make plastic looool

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 Před 4 lety +222

      Of course, specifically, he was talking about AIDS, but Corona news is what brought me to revisit this. For the parallel, at least.

  • @Spaghettineck
    @Spaghettineck Před 9 měsíci +717

    It always amazes me how someone can write a script this large, memorize it and then get on stage and deliver it as though it were coming naturally from your thoughts

    • @peterdowsett1462
      @peterdowsett1462 Před 9 měsíci +20

      I agree what a talent he was

    • @j.m.c0726
      @j.m.c0726 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Sounds like Bidens press secretary

    • @ms-eg9hr
      @ms-eg9hr Před 8 měsíci +16

      Dealing with woke bozos adds that extra fuel.

    • @aliengreen2364
      @aliengreen2364 Před 8 měsíci +18

      @@j.m.c0726lol this is the weirdest bot comment I’ve ever seen.

    • @j.m.c0726
      @j.m.c0726 Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@aliengreen2364 what kind of dummy responds to a bot?

  • @paulconvery680
    @paulconvery680 Před 2 měsíci +145

    The one line that sums it all up
    "We can't even take care of ourselves, yet we think we can save the planet"

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu Před 2 měsíci +8

      "Get your house in order first."

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu Před měsícem +4

      @@richardshortall5987 We want to save the planet so that the new cemeteries filled with victims of crime and war are well-maintained (plus smog-free).

    • @parttimetourist
      @parttimetourist Před 5 dny

      Save the Planet George Carlin czcams.com/video/7W33HRc1A6c/video.html

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender Před 4 lety +3230

    "The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE." At one point, we don't know exactly when it happened, Carlin stopped doing Stand-up Comedy and started doing Stand-Up Facts masked as comedy.

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko Před 4 lety +14

      True

    • @ronnietoots6797
      @ronnietoots6797 Před 4 lety +51

      I have seen George a couple of times in Cali and of course followed his stuff before (66 here) ,he was a liberal for years then sometime he learned a bit of reality instead of dreaming and hoping, his thing has always been based on facts, language, idiosyncracies of people, etc etc

    • @grizzlyadamsmith6038
      @grizzlyadamsmith6038 Před 4 lety +28

      He sure knew how to deliver the facts,...true or otherwise..He was great.!!

    • @minermike61
      @minermike61 Před 4 lety +6

      True story

    • @thebronxguy916
      @thebronxguy916 Před 4 lety +42

      The Planet is FINE. THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED. Pack your shit folk's.
      Thank you George Carlin
      r.i.p...

  • @RealBillyGarcia
    @RealBillyGarcia Před 2 lety +3472

    George Carlin was a stand up philosopher. Arguably the best one ever.

  • @susangreene9662
    @susangreene9662 Před 9 měsíci +352

    I'm afraid that in 100 or 200 years, George Carlin's videos will still be current.

  • @bogusmogus9551
    @bogusmogus9551 Před 8 měsíci +353

    A comedian and a prophet. Rip George ❤

  • @antonio39776
    @antonio39776 Před 2 lety +1496

    I always rewatch Carlin when i don't feel ok. He makes me feel that life is just another simple fact and nothing else

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin Před 2 lety +13

      Life is a process, death is a moment. Life ends in death and death begets new life.
      Look at life. Look at you being alive right now. ... What are you really?

    • @jatiendredewgoerdien1440
      @jatiendredewgoerdien1440 Před 2 lety +3

      Agreed 👍

    • @Gxlto
      @Gxlto Před rokem +22

      @@akshaynatu1084 Quite the opposite. Although he is not the fearless sociopath that he plays in his darker stuff after '94, he is still an extraordinary person to be around as said by his contemporaries in various interviews after his death. He actually emphasized that it was only when he started doing comedy for himself that he enjoyed his work and got popular as a result. You should watch a documentary or two about him to clear things up.

    • @Dkinstv
      @Dkinstv Před rokem

      yup

    • @basicdesign1
      @basicdesign1 Před rokem

      @@Dowlphin if one's gotta go personal, let's make it one's own personal, hey. It comes out - and through too - so much better.

  • @ineffable_potentiality_01
    @ineffable_potentiality_01 Před 4 lety +1613

    "We haven't even learned to care for each other yet, how are we going to save the planet?" So true

    • @godens34
      @godens34 Před 4 lety +48

      Just like usa and canada pretending to recycle when they were just sending the garbage to cambodia

    • @AdamCharlton
      @AdamCharlton Před 4 lety +7

      Asian countries were buying our recycling and making stuff with it. So it actually was being put to good use, but now I don't think they're buying much these days.

    • @AdamCharlton
      @AdamCharlton Před 4 lety +6

      We can't care for ourselves or other species/life on the planet, we're fucking ourselves up and everything else too.

    • @eliasjosephsson3994
      @eliasjosephsson3994 Před 4 lety +5

      I mean that line contradicts itself in a way, because as he said saving the planet is about saving ourselves. "Since the planet is fine but the people are fucked". So by trying to save our habitat we are tying to take care of ourselves and each other.

    • @billiewheeler5972
      @billiewheeler5972 Před 4 lety +1

      I liked this comment but it made it go from 78 to 79 so I unliked it sorry

  • @elenachang1227
    @elenachang1227 Před 28 dny +23

    I miss him terribly. He just told the truth.

  • @jjmah7
    @jjmah7 Před 2 měsíci +51

    People watching this saying he is ahead of his time don’t realize that despite advances in technology, we’ve actually just had the exact same societal issues in America for centuries. He was just really talented at articulating his thoughts in a way that was second to none

  • @CobraHigh
    @CobraHigh Před rokem +1804

    This is not comedy, this is a man with important information to share.

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 Před rokem +20

      Facts to share.

    • @dreddmann9292
      @dreddmann9292 Před rokem +27

      it is comedy and it is important information to share. No one listens to an angry person who is just flapping his gums about his anger with humanity, but when you rant about it with a comical view about it, then everyone listens. Comedy puts an ease to the angry perspective and it makes it easier to listen. It's much easier for humans to take in information when they are simply happy.

    • @andreeeeeeeee670
      @andreeeeeeeee670 Před rokem +7

      yeah after covid i thought of this talk agian

    • @scottliberati5137
      @scottliberati5137 Před rokem +7

      Both. He needs to mock/ spoof the nut jobs. And that's funny AND serious.

    • @urgdaddy
      @urgdaddy Před rokem +3

      Not, truth is delivered through humor and peppered with comments.

  • @aydnofastro-action1788
    @aydnofastro-action1788 Před 4 lety +2203

    Nobody can touch Carlin. Glad some younger generations are listening.

    • @feedstacker
      @feedstacker Před 4 lety +62

      Indeed, as a younger person it's super interesting to listen to his older stand up today. Wish he was still around cause I really want to know what he would think/say about the current state of the world

    • @aydnofastro-action1788
      @aydnofastro-action1788 Před 4 lety +21

      There sre later interviews when he is very blunt. Keep sharing Carlin. The current generation needs to stand up to ALL one sided arguments and save freedom and free speech. That’s what ever made America great.

    • @uriah9638
      @uriah9638 Před 4 lety +14

      Comedians were always circulated around my younger years, even now that im 19 I see Carlin as a legend. Him and Don Rickles 😂😂

    • @FaisalKhan-ml8qo
      @FaisalKhan-ml8qo Před 4 lety +2

      his views on religion are bullshit

    • @swankmank
      @swankmank Před 4 lety +8

      They where jokes of course he can be touched he Is aware of that if everything he said is 100% percent true itd be delusion dont fucking follow this man like hes a monk hes just an experienced man and comedian

  • @luisdauajare4842
    @luisdauajare4842 Před 3 měsíci +42

    Robin Williams was a comedian with a philosophical vein. George Carlin was a philosopher with a sense of humor...

  • @user-wz3pn4mv7t
    @user-wz3pn4mv7t Před 7 měsíci +7

    I am a 60's man including Vietnam. I went as a Ranger but this guy was and still is Our guy. Period! . Love him.I am 73 and still a Army Ranger and still love but miss George Carlin

  • @iangilbert7722
    @iangilbert7722 Před rokem +1431

    George Carlin - probably the most intelligent comedian to date. I don’t laugh a lot when I watch him, but I’m left speechless by his erudition, oratory, perspective, and wisdom.

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Před rokem +33

      He was incredibly well-versed and had a fascination for linguistics.
      He also practiced his delivery like nobody else. He understood the importance of every aspect of communication.
      I think it is arguably one of the most intelligent celebrities of the last 100 years. If feels insulting to call him a celebrity but he was definitely famous lol

    • @aayanahmedkhan7775
      @aayanahmedkhan7775 Před rokem +1

      Maybe you'll like Bo Burnham. They're similar.

    • @greyarea7012
      @greyarea7012 Před rokem

      Patrice O’neill

    • @theforsaken127
      @theforsaken127 Před 11 měsíci +4

      yes, true, a lot of what he says is actually true, he just says it in a humorous way.

    • @joannpierce5865
      @joannpierce5865 Před 10 měsíci +8

      I love George Carlin. If I were ever asked that age old philosophical question.. What well known person
      would you love to sit down, with dead or alive of course my first answer would be George Carlin but on the other hand, that just might piss him off? He would be the one I would have loved sitting with George and just watch how he thinks 😅

  • @travisn2875
    @travisn2875 Před 3 lety +2661

    I've always admired his closing line, Take care of yourselves. And then take care of somebody else.
    Brilliant. Truly.

    • @sandaas100
      @sandaas100 Před 2 lety +17

      Was looking for this comment

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 Před 2 lety +20

      I always loved it when people shake off the people pleaser mindset that kills millions of people and instead speak their mind and stay true to themselves!!!!!!!!!

    • @jeannedarc7533
      @jeannedarc7533 Před 2 lety +29

      How are you going to take care of someone else if you can't even take care of your own self?
      He's speaking the truth

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 Před 2 lety +5

      @@jeannedarc7533 little did Carlin Kno that we would have Trump as president and he did shake things up alot!!!!!!!!

    • @orangeknight321
      @orangeknight321 Před 2 lety +4

      He only said "take care of yourselves", but yeah.

  • @riverplate33camp
    @riverplate33camp Před rokem +28

    The planet will be here for a long long long time after we're gone. My favorite phrase.

  • @thomasnguyen3925
    @thomasnguyen3925 Před 8 dny +7

    When people say the world is going to end, no it isn't. Humanity will end, Earth will be here.

  • @MasterShake7144
    @MasterShake7144 Před 4 lety +2466

    I think Carlin would roll in his grave if he saw how people interpreted this segment today. Carlin believed in climate change, but he thought humans had it coming for putting nature to the test. This segment isn't about shitting on climate change action, it's a mockery of our "Save the planet" rhetoric, because ultimately, we're trying to save ourselves, not the planet.

    • @semplar2007
      @semplar2007 Před 3 lety +86

      Well said!

    • @Hug0Pro
      @Hug0Pro Před 3 lety +33

      he was a political nutjob anyways. He would make bernie run for his money lol.
      Lets not even mention his backwards views of lynching people he disagrees with in front of a mob or national television.
      Politicaly and philosophically he is just like my dad, not to be taken seriously. They hate democracy but dont know what to use as a substitute for it.
      So i think concervatives actually using one his few LOGICALLY GOOD points to say a message is actually a plus.

    • @matthewrock4725
      @matthewrock4725 Před 3 lety +97

      I would say that he also at least was mentioning the fact that extinction events and worldwide cataclysms happened well before we got here and certainly well before we industrialized

    • @MythopoeicNavid
      @MythopoeicNavid Před 3 lety +22

      @J G it's probably all that bleach.

    • @ZaiLeNZeR
      @ZaiLeNZeR Před 3 lety +4

      Spot on

  • @jet44444
    @jet44444 Před 4 lety +2901

    George was WAY ahead of his time. Even now his standup can hold its own and is still relevant.

    • @amyscott9496
      @amyscott9496 Před 4 lety +28

      Yup.. Love his bit on plastics

    • @TAMISHA710
      @TAMISHA710 Před 4 lety +22

      life happens in cycles, so hes right on time.

    • @a-dutch-z7351
      @a-dutch-z7351 Před 4 lety +28

      Even more relevant with the SJW facist regime.

    • @6rico663
      @6rico663 Před 4 lety

      jet44444 yeah honestly it’s crazy

    • @thishandleistaken1011
      @thishandleistaken1011 Před 4 lety +14

      Since this was filmed, the amount of nature that still exists has been cut in half. Think about that.
      He was wrong then, but he's twice as wrong today.
      Well over 90% of nature has been destroyed. Insects have collapsed by well over 90%, same with land vertebrates.

  • @eilenkatarinalunde2969
    @eilenkatarinalunde2969 Před rokem +196

    I didn't discover George Carlin before this very moment. Thank God I did! THIS is what I want to hear; Life seen from the very big perspective. Amazing! I can already tell he's a legend.

    • @jonp4846
      @jonp4846 Před 9 měsíci +7

      There's a ton of stuff out there. I discovered him in the 70's.

    • @tommcdonough6086
      @tommcdonough6086 Před 8 měsíci +8

      George is a legend, every climate activist should watch and learn. Send this to Greata Tuneberg. How dare you.........😮 Peace...........

    • @CJ-ej6mo
      @CJ-ej6mo Před 8 měsíci +2

      Wow, how did you accomplish that?

    • @kayfish7621
      @kayfish7621 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@CJ-ej6mo The rock she lived under was enormous.

    • @FluffyBunny9002
      @FluffyBunny9002 Před 4 měsíci +4

      ​@kayfish7621 She could just be young. Or maybe not from America or a western nation. Or maybe not much into stand-up comedy.

  • @2104T34
    @2104T34 Před 27 dny +5

    Remember watching when it just came out I thought it was really good and funny Now I think this is genius and frightening RIP George Carlin we’re still watching you

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 Před 3 lety +1811

    Philosopher of Ancient Greece:
    -"What's the purpose of life?
    George Carlin , 20th century:
    -We're here to make plastic.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 Před 3 lety +50

      Socrates and Carlin might have interesting conversation.

    • @---bm5bc
      @---bm5bc Před 3 lety +13

      The Purpose of life is to think about questions like this.

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 Před 3 lety +10

      @@---bm5bc the purpose of life is to live

    • @mariferscearce
      @mariferscearce Před 3 lety +1

      Yes more plastic. 😂😂😂

    • @aguacan
      @aguacan Před 3 lety

      It could be why not

  • @JerryDodge
    @JerryDodge Před 7 lety +5988

    He was a "Stand-up Philosopher."

    • @QualeQualeson
      @QualeQualeson Před 7 lety +78

      Indeed. I never really got why he's classified as a comedian. 98% of his content is just him speaking his mind on rather serious topics. The stage is his soapbox. Sure he is funny from time to time, but so is the guy on the soapbox. It kinda reminds me of the Nina Simone thing and the "Mississippi Goddam". It kinda sounds like a show tune but the lyrics are actually a really bleak cry of desperation, pain and deep, black sorrow. But the audience laughed and enjoyed themselves, at least in the beginning. I guess even those most bent on having a good time started choking when she basically sang that they'd all burn in hell.

    • @JerryDodge
      @JerryDodge Před 7 lety +5

      Indeed, we might not even be in this mess in the first place.

    • @kcaston
      @kcaston Před 7 lety +13

      ... and Hilary Clinton. I'm sure he'd endorse neither. But the material he'd come up with would be priceless. Truly a natural this guy.

    • @disfaka8089
      @disfaka8089 Před 7 lety +5

      Jerry Dodge he's like the white comedian Tupac lol

    • @jack5001ful
      @jack5001ful Před 7 lety

      facts

  • @danw1374
    @danw1374 Před rokem +60

    A real common sense talker. RIP George

  • @kl1467
    @kl1467 Před 10 měsíci +38

    Just found out about George Carlin, I've been on a binge for 2 days listening to his content. Sometimes I close my eyes and it feels like he is doing standup in 2023. What an absolute legend

  • @olliver4655
    @olliver4655 Před 3 lety +3153

    “We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna save the planet?!” Underrated but powerful quote.
    Edit for correct wording.

  • @claudiocaccavale3092
    @claudiocaccavale3092 Před 3 lety +2228

    "Save the Planet? The planet is fine...THE PEOPLE are fucked! Difference."
    "The Planet isn't going anywhere...WE ARE!"
    I've been truly amazed by George Carlin's style of speaking the truth in front of his audience and still be able to make them laugh of themselves. Absolute genius.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 Před 3 lety +72

      He makes Greta Thunberg look like a real joke now.

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 Před 2 lety +8

      The little shit Greta Thornburg should be made to binge watch this video, and also go back to school and learn about geography and history!

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 Před 2 lety +10

      That's because Greta is a joke, she knows nothing!

    • @marshallbaxter9231
      @marshallbaxter9231 Před 2 lety +11

      I've always liked him but he really missed the mark regarding climate change. Either he didn't know or didn't believe what was predicted by REAL scientists in the 70s and is happening right now in 2021 across the entire country. Can't win 'em all.

    • @jasonnapier2479
      @jasonnapier2479 Před 2 lety +61

      @@marshallbaxter9231 Yeah, but he was right on the mark concerning the fact that "the planet has been through much worse than us." We are arrogant thinking we matter so much.

  • @cslhansen
    @cslhansen Před měsícem +7

    He's saying all things I have been thinking quietly.

  • @JSp4wN
    @JSp4wN Před 2 měsíci +13

    I wish he was still alive. It'd be very interesting to hear his opinions on the last decade.... Rip George.

  • @ew1745
    @ew1745 Před 2 lety +765

    We’ve never needed George Carlin more than we do today. Rest In Peace.

    • @Patricia-sn9ln
      @Patricia-sn9ln Před 2 lety +4

      A true Gem
      RIP
      GEORGE CARLIN

    • @weebabyshakeus
      @weebabyshakeus Před 2 lety +3

      I agree! His take on pro-life assholes is spot on!

    • @motorbreath8277
      @motorbreath8277 Před rokem +9

      @@akshaynatu1084 absolutely wrong

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i Před rokem +3

      What do we need him for? Or are you just looking to scapegoat because you require a "hero" to solve your problems?

    • @ew1745
      @ew1745 Před rokem +1

      @@Machiave11i 😂🤣😆

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +4059

    He was never a comedian, he simply spoke the truth in a funny manner.

    • @commandersky800
      @commandersky800 Před 2 lety +47

      damn i never thought id see u here

    • @jamesurquhart1142
      @jamesurquhart1142 Před 2 lety +94

      Exactly, a philosopher with a sense of humour.

    • @MultiPetercool
      @MultiPetercool Před 2 lety +27

      I call him “Saint George”

    • @crazybabuskaman3923
      @crazybabuskaman3923 Před 2 lety +6

      Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be watching Dream videos? Please, go away, we don't want you here.

    • @MultiPetercool
      @MultiPetercool Před 2 lety +6

      @@crazybabuskaman3923 Dunno, who are you? 😜

  • @user-bz6xk9hr9v
    @user-bz6xk9hr9v Před 12 dny +3

    Thank you Mr. George Carlin. For making us think and feel human again.

  • @Corey-zg3bc
    @Corey-zg3bc Před 4 měsíci +5

    it’s beyond me why Richard Pryor was always rated above George Carlin.. don’t get me wrong - I loved Pryor, but Georgie was so far beyond anyone .. and he still is..
    by sheer chance, I had the good fortune to meet George Carlin once - and I hope I meet him again

  • @sohebkhan007
    @sohebkhan007 Před 8 lety +574

    "Pack your shit folks" - gets me every time lol

  • @fastballonly
    @fastballonly Před 4 lety +546

    It is so impressive the way Carlin was able to deliver long sentences without stuttering, without stumbling, without mispronouncing anything. So smooth. Great presenter. And better yet, he was right!!

    • @fastballonly
      @fastballonly Před 4 lety +17

      @tubetardism 20/20 He was right in that environmentalism is so full of shit.

    • @OriionCygnus
      @OriionCygnus Před 4 lety +43

      He practiced in front of a mirror and memorized his routines over and over until they were flawless. You can find vids of this exact same act word for word right down to the facial expressions on another night in another venue. He was a notorious perfectionist.

    • @drfloyd82
      @drfloyd82 Před 4 lety +9

      Even with the screams of those idiots. He was perfect 👌

    • @worthington5687
      @worthington5687 Před 4 lety +4

      No teleprompters anywhere....he was goood, he just memorized it all..!

    • @cfrazier831
      @cfrazier831 Před 4 lety +2

      Scott Heslin we don’t need to know that. Let him RIP

  • @RB55able
    @RB55able Před 5 měsíci +26

    Carlin spoke the truth.

  • @samuelbailey3045
    @samuelbailey3045 Před měsícem +5

    One of the most rational Minds I've heard in my lifetime

  • @Don.keybals
    @Don.keybals Před 4 lety +985

    This is from 1992 and it's more relevant than ever

    • @at1212b
      @at1212b Před 4 lety +5

      Funny how the comments are so recent. I wonder how it picked up so much recent viewership.

    • @doshi050050
      @doshi050050 Před 4 lety +13

      @it just doesn't matter jp You really didn't understand his point huh?

    • @Zapdos97
      @Zapdos97 Před 4 lety +3

      I wasn’t even born. If only he was still around

    • @jamesdixon6332
      @jamesdixon6332 Před 4 lety +3

      Carlins relevancy transcends time. Then again, if you listen more to him, he'll say that time doesn't exist and that it's nothing more than a human invention 😁

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 Před 4 lety

      @@jamesdixon6332 Well, that _is_ science fact.

  • @benjisisler2579
    @benjisisler2579 Před 3 lety +955

    This guy makes waaaaaaayyyy too much sense to just be a comedian

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 Před 3 lety +19

      Greta thunberg should be made to watch this, will she be educated!!!!!!

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 Před 2 lety +14

      @@williambrodala8144 SHe's hopless case.

    • @rosswhitehill3207
      @rosswhitehill3207 Před 2 lety +11

      philosopher who uses comedy to spread the truth

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 Před 2 lety

      @UC6coswl9lvgnBmr4a4tpuaQ uh dipshit you need to calm the fuck down about simping for your corporate masters

    • @hoiwoi1632
      @hoiwoi1632 Před 2 lety

      @@piotrd.4850 Just a Soros Puppet , who makes Millions (40.000.000)in 2019 . its al abouthe the $$$ notthing more notthing les , its like Hitler did put children in front to pusche the lies.

  • @kkarnet
    @kkarnet Před 2 měsíci +7

    Greatest philosopher of the 20th century.

  • @user-qj6ht1rx7i
    @user-qj6ht1rx7i Před 2 měsíci +5

    Anyone better, smarter, or more observant than this man? Nope......listen up. This shit is truth. Not ideological nonsense......

  • @grffnmstr7765
    @grffnmstr7765 Před 3 lety +803

    2022 and this guy is still golden

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 Před 4 lety +1386

    Never get tired of watching George. His voice, pacing, vernacular, inflections, the content, everything is just stellar

    • @davidharrison3711
      @davidharrison3711 Před 3 lety +18

      He was a genius.

    • @maudefreeman8780
      @maudefreeman8780 Před 3 lety +2

      Agree 100% ,🙈🙉🙊

    • @phlhoran12396
      @phlhoran12396 Před 3 lety +5

      @@davidharrison3711 I knew of him for many years but wow now I truly appreciate this man. Genius is the word.

    • @MsDrientje
      @MsDrientje Před 2 lety +6

      His ability to spit out list of synonyms and antonyms is almost like a rapper doing slings of poetry. Its perfection.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 Před 2 lety +3

      True wordsmith.

  • @t44s
    @t44s Před rokem +33

    he was one in a million. There will never be another like him. I wish he was still here.

  • @alexandreandrade3728
    @alexandreandrade3728 Před 7 měsíci +24

    Much more than a comedian, Carlin was/is an inspiring human being. This could have been written a 1000 years ago, or yesterday... this makes me cry everytime on how crude and true it is thinking about it. His brilliance is timeless and these thoughts live forever. Thank you for this George. RIP

  • @dougcameron2177
    @dougcameron2177 Před 4 lety +1627

    This is even more relevant in 2019.

  • @thedudeabides3294
    @thedudeabides3294 Před 5 lety +753

    "The earth wanted plastic.
    Didn't know how to make it.
    Needed us."
    Lol

  • @sharonozvenom
    @sharonozvenom Před 4 měsíci +5

    George was pure genius . How I wish he was still here to witness the pandemic and the woke activists !

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax Před 4 měsíci +1

      The joke clearly went over your head. The whole point of it was that the actions are people are what's making the Earth unsustainable...for people.
      His joke for Covid would most likely have been something like that it's the planet's attempt to get rid of us and that it will try again later

  • @tinamarie63
    @tinamarie63 Před 8 měsíci +11

    This is what a Genuine Philosopher and Visionary looks like folks.💙

  • @natesquiggles6666
    @natesquiggles6666 Před 5 lety +2076

    Came here for a laugh, left with an existential crisis

    • @baashi3578
      @baashi3578 Před 5 lety +84

      You wondering why r u here?
      Plastic asshole

    • @fredhoffman6658
      @fredhoffman6658 Před 5 lety +7

      @@baashi3578 LOL. 😂😂

    • @AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar
      @AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar Před 5 lety +3

      Is that a Schecter Guitar?

    • @HusseinDoha
      @HusseinDoha Před 4 lety +13

      He's point is, humans causes risk to other humans' existence in this planet. But never to the fucking planet.

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion Před 4 lety +2

      Please don't say you took this dimwit seriously

  • @5150_Designs
    @5150_Designs Před 4 lety +2779

    Can ANYONE imagine George Carlin in today's society?

    • @joshuamartin9255
      @joshuamartin9255 Před 4 lety +271

      The closest I can think of would be like a Bill Burr or a Jimmy Carr. But that's an unfair comparison because Bill and Jimmy purposely try to offend you. George simply told you his opinion and it just happened to be fucking hilarious

    • @mama-cg5ri
      @mama-cg5ri Před 4 lety +41

      5150 Designs he would be shadow banned😂

    • @Thegoodkingnado
      @Thegoodkingnado Před 4 lety +20

      That aids thing didn't get many laughs

    • @Junokaii
      @Junokaii Před 4 lety +71

      Oh man... the protests would be worse than Ben Shapiro.

    • @andrewscasualmtb
      @andrewscasualmtb Před 4 lety +22

      I would call it a great time.

  • @anthonycortez4569
    @anthonycortez4569 Před měsícem +3

    The prophet and greatest comedian of all time.

  • @dw1985
    @dw1985 Před 8 měsíci +35

    Wow was he ahead of his time. He'd be cancelled today, sadly.

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix Před 5 lety +1705

    "Humanity, just another failed mutation." - George Carlin

    • @tommymullins3689
      @tommymullins3689 Před 5 lety +53

      The earth will shake us off like bad case of fleas a surface nuisance..brilliant

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 Před 5 lety

      LibertyMatrix ...Said Thomas’s driver.

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv Před 5 lety +1

      LibertyMatrix agreed.

    • @thevillageyid
      @thevillageyid Před 5 lety +1

      Nothing that exists is a failure.

    • @justinboyle601
      @justinboyle601 Před 5 lety +1

      LibertyMatrix humanity is a side effect of nature we never asked for this lofw

  • @Sara_MZK
    @Sara_MZK Před 2 lety +503

    "Save the planet? We haven't learned to care for one another! We're going to save the fucking planet?!" George was always so on point regarding the topics he spoke about. For me, his intelligence is the main thing that makes him my favourite stand up of all time. At times he could be hilarious, but there was always a basic truth lying at the heart of all his material. I miss him, his stand up is very much still needed today

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Před 2 lety +9

      Kinda feel he missed the mark with that stuff though. I mean, the Earth is our habitat, so attempting to "save the planet" IS trying to "care for one another."

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 Před 2 lety +23

      @@GrahamChapman
      Correct me if I am mistaken, but the point is, there will be no saving the planet due to how we treat each other at times

    • @boddy212
      @boddy212 Před 2 lety +4

      @@GrahamChapman try and start caring for humans like you before thinking of something else

    • @Bilbus7
      @Bilbus7 Před 2 lety +7

      @@boddy212 why are you assuming he's not caring for others? Also taking care of our habitat is only logical.

    • @alexwarner5395
      @alexwarner5395 Před rokem +4

      learning how to properly share this environment is the first step to saving it. We can't just not save it though, unless we're okay with disappearing as a species in a climate apocalypse of starvation, sickness, and strife.

  • @user-gl5ok5pc7k
    @user-gl5ok5pc7k Před 2 měsíci +5

    Damn I miss George Carlin

  • @gerrycomfort7027
    @gerrycomfort7027 Před měsícem +4

    SMART MAN. VERY SMART.

  • @JennyFB1281
    @JennyFB1281 Před 3 lety +345

    One of my favorite quotes ever: "Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me." Love this one. RIP George Carlin.

    • @kbtitan2464
      @kbtitan2464 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣

    • @abrahampalmer8761
      @abrahampalmer8761 Před rokem +4

      Same just because for example save the children it doesn't make you a morally good person but behind close doors these individuals can be physically verbally or emotionally abusive in general. So called good people on this planet don't impress me at all they often do it as a cover up and a very narcissistic point of view.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 Před rokem +6

      @@abrahampalmer8761 You're right, sometimes the monsters hide in plain sight by leading or supporting social justice movements.

    • @abrahampalmer8761
      @abrahampalmer8761 Před rokem +1

      @@JennyFB1281 exactly I'm not glorifying bad behavior but these so called self righteous people in general are far worse and more dangerous because they are covert or undercover with their degenerate behavior in general and projecting in unto others.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 Před rokem +4

      @@abrahampalmer8761 You're right. I've had the misfortune of working for several so-called social justice organizations and the majority of the people working at them were some of the most condescending, elitist, and arrogant I've ever met. I can remember one manager telling support staff at a meeting that some days they'll feel like they're in the movie The Devil Wears Prada because she'll be taking out her frustration and bad moods on them, and anyone else in a lower rank than her. Because she's one of the bosses and it's her PRIVILEGE to act that way and treat lower level staff that way. And this is just one of many incidents I saw, and doesn't include the ignorance that was directed towards me multiple times. Sickening, hypocritical, virtue signaling trash.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red Před 8 lety +779

    Has to be the best ending bit of his, ever. Here we are, nearly 25 years later, and it is still as relevant as ever.

    • @ahmedanssaien6449
      @ahmedanssaien6449 Před 7 lety +19

      Exactly! Most of the things if not everything he said are still relevant.

    • @stjepan_8902
      @stjepan_8902 Před 7 lety +15

      it's strange how we think that some things could be amended in decades, or in course of a lifetime. humans have always had the same problems, for thousands of years now. think about wars, colonization, diseases. the same things have been happening for centuries and are still happening..we live in chaotic, mad, ok, a bit more sophisticated, but still mad world.

    • @JerryDodge
      @JerryDodge Před 7 lety +24

      This is what makes him the greatest of all time.

    • @user-by7fv5lf2v
      @user-by7fv5lf2v Před 7 lety

      Dragon's Red

    • @jeanettesquires777
      @jeanettesquires777 Před 7 lety

      Dragon's Red

  • @mattimotti
    @mattimotti Před rokem +20

    This monologue it's just perfect, I find it even poetic

  • @Todd-ue8nf
    @Todd-ue8nf Před 2 měsíci +5

    He was a true genius!!!

  • @nihilist5820
    @nihilist5820 Před 4 lety +337

    King Solomon in Ecclesiastes said: "generations come, generations go, but the earth endures forever". Well done George.

    • @pepinillorick5741
      @pepinillorick5741 Před 4 lety +5

      Also real people have said that

    • @nihilist5820
      @nihilist5820 Před 4 lety +10

      @@pepinillorick5741 don't start.

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 Před 4 lety +6

      @@pepinillorick5741 don't be the kid that ruins santa and the tooth fairy, both sides don't like that type of person.

    • @canaanclb
      @canaanclb Před 4 lety +7

      Even though it's part of the Bible, Ecclesiastes is probably the most nihilistic book in the Bible.

    • @nihilist5820
      @nihilist5820 Před 4 lety +2

      @@canaanclb true. Furthermore, the whole bible is nihilistic atheistic. People have just been conditioned to read it theistically. It was originally an atheistic nihilistic book that got hijacked by theists, who reinterpreted the verses to suit a theistic agenda.

  • @dumbass3770
    @dumbass3770 Před 5 lety +1359

    The planet doesn't need us we need the planet

    • @John231984
      @John231984 Před 5 lety +124

      @Justo Juarez No we don't. Planet existed way before us and will after us. The planet doesn't need us to survive.

    • @heavendenies3959
      @heavendenies3959 Před 5 lety +12

      Well said, Dumb Ass.

    • @WARZoNExKNiGhT
      @WARZoNExKNiGhT Před 5 lety +24

      Take a look at those nonpopulated planet, does it look like it need any creature to helping it shape some form ?!
      NO !
      Its we the lifeform who need the planet to survive and stand on ,LEARN YOUR PLACE.

    • @BostonBobby1961
      @BostonBobby1961 Před 5 lety +25

      @Justo Juarez we belong to the planet. Planet has a few billion years on us. We'll be long gone and the planet will still be here.

    • @mastermindmico1224
      @mastermindmico1224 Před 5 lety +19

      The planet has been here long before us and will be long after. It takes care of itself with water and heat alone (rain and sun). It doesn't need our precious asses

  • @FloridaManConstruction
    @FloridaManConstruction Před 2 měsíci +9

    Just came back for a visit in 2024….

  • @TJ89741
    @TJ89741 Před rokem +37

    So spot on. Dude was ahead of his time. A true legend.

  • @harrythorne2293
    @harrythorne2293 Před 4 lety +596

    This man was a genius and everything he said was spot on

    • @harivyas9550
      @harivyas9550 Před 4 lety +16

      The fact that his material is still relevant till this day shows clearly that he was a philosophical genius & it is insane how timeless it is. You can literally watch it over and over & never get bored. George Carlin needs to be forever remembered as a legendary comedian ahead of his time 💯

    • @marytarantinoo9118
      @marytarantinoo9118 Před 3 lety +1

      Amen

    • @elliott9628
      @elliott9628 Před 3 lety +5

      I've been watching loads of his stuff recently, he is a genius and an amazing performer. But in my opinion, there's so much wrong with this bit

    • @vietnowsoldo
      @vietnowsoldo Před 3 lety +1

      @@elliott9628 Yeah because you were programmed to never go against your teachers or ''authorities'',or their beliefs. Guess you believe in climate change, think that government cares for you,and you're lined up for vaccine?

    • @elliott9628
      @elliott9628 Před 3 lety +7

      @@vietnowsoldo I'm a marine ecologist studying the impacts of climate change in the arctic ocean, this shit is real. But I do not believe the government cares for me and am massively anti-establishment especially when it comes to politics and the financial sector. People aren't black and white as you make them out to be. But going on your shite logic, it sounds like you were programmed to always rebel against the authorities and against popular views, regardless of the evidence put in front you - so i guess you believe climate change is a hoax, moon landing was a hoax, and i expect you'll venture out one day looking for the edge of the flat earth you dearly believe in.

  • @SpideyVids
    @SpideyVids Před rokem +478

    George Carlin was so right about everything - he's sorely missed.

    • @davehenson3588
      @davehenson3588 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Ya the virus gave me chills. He was right on the money

    • @user-sn1uf8zn9i
      @user-sn1uf8zn9i Před 6 měsíci +2

      He is missed

    • @christymarie3747
      @christymarie3747 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@davehenson3588 You do know he was talking about AIDS though right?

    • @bonnie448
      @bonnie448 Před 3 měsíci

      @@christymarie3747 Maybe that one did not work well enough, so they went for Covid.
      Same reasoning.

    • @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr
      @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr Před 3 měsíci

      Except that he didn't know about climate change caused by giant corporations

  • @user-lr3qg1lf1u
    @user-lr3qg1lf1u Před 2 měsíci +4

    I love em. Great guy. Great long ago too. Im 70 now. Hes right

  • @camiloriviere90
    @camiloriviere90 Před rokem +17

    This is by far one of his best performances.

    • @HonchHeado
      @HonchHeado Před rokem +4

      He knew he was dying then, he got messages from the other realms. He no longer gave a shit about hollyweird. He just wanted to tell it like it is.

  • @robinj.9329
    @robinj.9329 Před 2 lety +153

    George was EXACTLY RIGHT !
    "The Planet isn't going anywhere; WE ARE !!!"

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Před rokem +1

      The atmosphere can go away though

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Před rokem +1

      @@myusername2607 what about all of the animals that require the same as us to survive

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Před rokem +1

      @@myusername2607 isnt that still worth preventing though

    • @barfoonisland2003
      @barfoonisland2003 Před rokem

      @@222cubing8 If you believe the scientists who are paid off by the W.E.F.

    • @joakos1122
      @joakos1122 Před 11 měsíci +1

      We can and have saved dozens of species and ecosystems when politicians actually listen to scientists that’s why we still have a national bird 🦅

  • @shawnmcneill6738
    @shawnmcneill6738 Před 5 lety +229

    “The planet isn’t going anywhere, WE ARE pack your bags”. Great

    • @paulg444
      @paulg444 Před 5 lety +3

      that line was solid Carlin gold !!!

  • @o.__felixxx
    @o.__felixxx Před 5 měsíci +6

    20 years later, still as relevant as ever. RIP George Carlin, the GOAT

  • @ivandelac764
    @ivandelac764 Před rokem +13

    15 years after and it holds true more than ever.

  • @noisecrack
    @noisecrack Před rokem +271

    what a thinker. what a showman. what a comedian. what a guy.

  • @smartymarty
    @smartymarty Před 9 lety +508

    I think a lot of people are misunderstanding Carlin here. He's not saying that environmentalism is a bad thing. He's calling out our perspective of it. A lot of environmentalists make it seem like they're doing a favour to 'whales', 'elephants' or 'the planet', and of course, we're doing it for us. There's nothing wrong with that and actually I don't think Carlin thinks there is either. Just don't pretend we're doing something we're not. Moreover don't mistake our trying to survive as being good for the planet. It is, again, good for *us*, of course 'the planet' has no opinion of humans or anything else on it.

    • @vincenttom3851
      @vincenttom3851 Před 5 lety +7

      The SJW

    • @Nachoisj
      @Nachoisj Před 5 lety +16

      People should change the perspective towards themselves and once we comprehend, help to have a better place. The planet will react and will destroy the human race (or at least this civilization), but the planet will go on. Carlin is so right by saying, people is fucked.

    • @satan3959
      @satan3959 Před 5 lety +20

      Carlin was NOT talking about the average person who ACTUALLY cares about
      the environment. He was talking about the RICH WHITE BOURGEOIS LIBERAL
      CUNTS LIKE AL GORE THAT CLAIM TO CLAIR ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT all the
      while living in million dollar mansions, driving GAS guzzling SUVs, and
      flying private jets that pollute the aire. You know, the FUCKING
      HYPOCRITES.

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 Před 4 lety +26

      People literally ignore Carlin saying at the end ''take care of yourselves and take care of somebody else'' I don't think a cynic/nihilist would say that at the end.

    • @rjtelles3929
      @rjtelles3929 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah and most people will hear only what they wanna here to further reinforce their view on a world we don’t know shit about except how to profit from it somehow. After all money makes us all feel a little better and if a problem does come up just throw some more at it eventually it’ll fix itself. In my humble opinion...we are a travesty(for those of you who believe in god like me) it’s even in the Bible that god regretted ever creating us. He even flooded the world we still came back and found a way. He had to give his only son to die so that we could be saved. We are human and are a catastrophe to this world and one day we won’t be here. God bless

  • @Krankyoldtime64
    @Krankyoldtime64 Před měsícem +1

    Boy do I miss this man.. we really need him at his acerbic best right now.

  • @georgikukov5129
    @georgikukov5129 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Today i was humbled by this amazing speech yet again! I must have seen this clip atleast 1000 times and each time while laughing i was humbled by his accuracy of the "now" in each frame 1000 times. This clip is very educational, it takes layers of consciousness to understand..

  • @S.K.R.E.Inc.
    @S.K.R.E.Inc. Před 4 lety +392

    Earth is recovering, at the cost of humans. Congratulations, he's a prophet

    • @augustuzmoon3814
      @augustuzmoon3814 Před 3 lety +6

      Hes not a prophet just someone who doesn't care

    • @1revette1
      @1revette1 Před 3 lety +6

      You're exactly what he's talking about bro! Dumb fuck that doesn't realize facts!!!! FYI it's called being a deadhead!! Wake up bro!!! It is what it is! Quit lying to yourself! You're the exact problem of what is wrong!!!

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 Před 3 lety +3

      Humans do need to die

    • @r.a.6459
      @r.a.6459 Před 3 lety +5

      Earth will thrive without us.

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 Před 3 lety +5

      humans need to go extinct ASAP

  • @rangapv5028
    @rangapv5028 Před 4 lety +699

    " Planet is going to shake us off like a bad case of flea " So true....

    • @freddiemercury4evr
      @freddiemercury4evr Před 4 lety +13

      COVID-19....
      Scary.

    • @rivershea6997
      @rivershea6997 Před 4 lety +4

      It isn’t gonna kill everybody lol

    • @rangapv5028
      @rangapv5028 Před 4 lety +28

      @@rivershea6997 Maybe we might escape Covid-19 but if we continue to follow the same lifestyle, in the near future we will meet our doom...

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 Před 4 lety +18

      @@rangapv5028 We will deserve it, too.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry Před 4 lety +4

      It’s not the Black Death. Don’t be so dramatic.

  • @jameswelch7403
    @jameswelch7403 Před 2 měsíci +2

    R.I.P. MR. CARLIN GONE BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT FORGOTTEN AMEN😊

  • @annberg6007
    @annberg6007 Před 10 měsíci +7

    How many times have you seen this bit? And just like me, can you watch it a hundred times more in the future?
    Ingenious man. So missed..

  • @boycemark6470
    @boycemark6470 Před 2 lety +2169

    "viruses are tricky, always forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed"... Way ahead of his time.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa Před 2 lety +39

      I was just about to say the same thing!😳🤯🤯

    • @mannycastillo9480
      @mannycastillo9480 Před 2 lety +33

      Scary shit

    • @Baphomet--
      @Baphomet-- Před 2 lety +62

      Not really, viruses always do this. Covid is just another virus on the long list of viruses that form a new strain.

    • @keselekbakiak
      @keselekbakiak Před 2 lety +64

      That was what scientist learn when they learn from spanish flu.

    • @user-kz5kn2wp5h
      @user-kz5kn2wp5h Před 2 lety +199

      It's sarcasm...this is how viruses themselves work.
      Just realize, when Carlin is calling people stupid, he's not speaking with you, he's talking about you.

  • @JuliaTheTransPeacock
    @JuliaTheTransPeacock Před 2 lety +1620

    “If plastic isn’t biodegradable then the earth will simply develop a new paradigm”
    On that note, a new fungus was discovered that eats plastic, so safe to say the earth has it all figured out.

    • @alexwarner5395
      @alexwarner5395 Před rokem +130

      ...and if microplastics are already in your bloodstream (which they are)? Don't worry, the fungus will go in there and eat it all up for you:)

    • @superskrub4209
      @superskrub4209 Před rokem

      @@alexwarner5395 Like he said, the planet is fine, the people are fucked.
      No evidence yet that "microplastics" do anything tho

    • @idxeko5322
      @idxeko5322 Před rokem +75

      @@alexwarner5395 it doesn't really seem like it's killing me so i don't think i care

    • @xhaltsalute
      @xhaltsalute Před rokem

      Thought it was a bacteria that eats plastic.

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 Před rokem +41

      @@idxeko5322 Just wait.

  • @cal9112
    @cal9112 Před rokem +6

    European here, best speech EVER, l have to hand it to you, Americans, you have the most creative people and comedians humans ever had, regardless of what Europeans think o you. Kudos

    • @thekidfromcastlerock3891
      @thekidfromcastlerock3891 Před 3 měsíci

      Hey, I'm Welsh and I don't think badly about the U.S.A! You gave us Anthony Perkins!

    • @Geo64x
      @Geo64x Před 2 měsíci +1

      English comedians were still better)))

  • @kaijufan6246
    @kaijufan6246 Před rokem +13

    I am a Senior at a university, and this man would enrage the ENTIRE "Science" community at my campus. I LOVE IT!!
    I'm a going for my major in Biology, and it's the same thing: "Save the Earth. Save the Earth. Save the Earth." George Carlin is right about one thing: even before man became super industrialized, species, animal, plant, microscopic, ecosystems were already being naturally destroyed and/or replaced.
    Not to mention, not every damn thing humans do to the Earth is harmful. And I'm not talking about the preservation stuff. I mean stuff we inadvertently do. Don't some animals flock to our factories or powerplants, where water is warm and stuff to keep warm? Look at Barn Swallows. I've been seeing them make MASSIVE nest colonies under highways using mud during their yearly migrations.
    also, the people who do destroy rainforests and all, WHO owns the money to afford to destroy it all? The average person? No. Rich and greedy corporations. If the average person tried to deforest the whole rainforest, we know they would be stopped with no problem.

    • @trustinJesus_only-_
      @trustinJesus_only-_ Před rokem +2

      20 elite people fly to G20 summit in private planes that use more gas than one car uses for 2.5 years. It's not our doing, it's theirs...😁

    • @kaijufan6246
      @kaijufan6246 Před rokem

      @@trustinJesus_only-_ Not to mention, people love to use the word "Organic." You know, if the molecule contains Carbon, it's organic. That's where Organic Chemistry gets its name from: Carbon. But not every Organic molecule is safe. Lots of them are toxic. I was in Organic Chemistry 1 and 2 labs, and the chemicals we worked with (Organics) were known to be toxic. So, yeah. Hard pill for them to swallow.

    • @urmother212
      @urmother212 Před měsícem

      @@kaijufan6246a word can have multiple meanings you know…

    • @catalindobre3325
      @catalindobre3325 Před 11 dny

      If you're a future scientist...we're all FU__CKED

  • @dudejrryan
    @dudejrryan Před 3 lety +633

    He was a genius that was always ahead of the times. Saw Him live in the 90's. I had worked on the ac systems in this theatre when it was built. So I took a side exit instead of following the crowd out when the show was over. A limo rolled by and stopped, the rear window went down & it was Mr. Carlin. He shook my hand and thanked me for coming to his show..and told me to have a safe trip home. Such a down to earth & nice man. The world is a lesser place without him. But at least we have him recorded going back decades

    • @micahbodha6129
      @micahbodha6129 Před 2 lety +6

      Down to earth travelling in a limo?🤔

    • @marleybedford8628
      @marleybedford8628 Před 2 lety +1

      So well said. You lucky person.

    • @AdeWhite
      @AdeWhite Před 2 lety +14

      @@micahbodha6129 The limo service is commonly provided by the organiser of such events as part of the whole deal. For someone huge like Mr Carlin it's a standard practice in many parts of US and he deserves it even more than most. The humility mentioned by OP is the fact that he stopped the limo just to greet his random audience - which you probably won't even bother doing if it was you in that limo.

    • @LL-nw6cd
      @LL-nw6cd Před 2 lety

      @@micahbodha6129 That's my exact thoughts! 😄😄

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i Před rokem

      @@micahbodha6129 lmao

  • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
    @user-tf4ho2uo1e Před 4 lety +182

    "The big electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't judge. It just is. And so are we, for a little while."
    Love you Carlin

    • @redflorian4672
      @redflorian4672 Před 4 lety

      I didnt understand that part of the joke. Mind explaining it?

    • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
      @user-tf4ho2uo1e Před 4 lety +12

      @@redflorian4672 he's just telling us to chill out and enjoy being alive, to just be.

    • @samanthawaldron5
      @samanthawaldron5 Před 4 lety +1

      His scientific knowledge equates to that of a middle schooler

    • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
      @user-tf4ho2uo1e Před 4 lety +11

      @@samanthawaldron5 well it's a good thing he's a comedian and not a scientist, then.

    • @nosteponsnek2617
      @nosteponsnek2617 Před 4 lety +15

      @@samanthawaldron5 Please, do tell us about your vast scientific knowledge. The beauty of this is he is explaining life at a macro level. You are looking at a micro level, which is the whole point of the joke he is making in the first place.

  • @Mooncake69420
    @Mooncake69420 Před 2 měsíci +13

    I miss em so much. He's probably down there right now looking up at us

    • @N0Xa880iUL
      @N0Xa880iUL Před 2 měsíci +2

      Lmao

    • @cazamine1272
      @cazamine1272 Před 26 dny +2

      Or as a spirit say’n to himself Good I got the F Outa there 😅

  • @dancarrington7100
    @dancarrington7100 Před měsícem +2

    Since today is Earth Day, I had to watch this again.

  • @uglytothebone6253
    @uglytothebone6253 Před 2 lety +334

    I periodically watch George's work to get my perspectives straightened out!

    • @paragonofgood
      @paragonofgood Před 2 lety +16

      Me too. He's my sane pill.

    • @jameshoelzeman8679
      @jameshoelzeman8679 Před 2 lety +7

      @@paragonofgood George is my reality pill!!!

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i Před rokem

      So you require a comedian to align your perspectives? Do you realize how crazy that is?

    • @eyeplaygamez6506
      @eyeplaygamez6506 Před rokem +4

      @@Machiave11i eh, less crazy than most things…crazier than some

    • @feedbackking1316
      @feedbackking1316 Před rokem +1

      He's sane but still lacking modern sciences, we figured out that climate change will likely kill us, not the planet, we should be extremely careful what we do in the future and now to save ourselves.

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 Před 8 lety +493

    He's so right, in every conceivable way.
    "Take care of yourselves. And take care of somebody else. Goodnight."
    That's really all it comes down to. R.I.P Carlin, you're the man.

  • @duron700r
    @duron700r Před 10 měsíci +6

    George always had it right.
    Always.

  • @valsmith2643
    @valsmith2643 Před 2 měsíci +1

    He told TRUTH with every GOLDEN WORD. WISDOM beyond MEASURE. He was a GENIUS.

  • @jamesphilly5196
    @jamesphilly5196 Před 7 lety +599

    this is the wisest shit he ever said "save the planet? what? we havent even learned to take care of each other"

    • @m.ipopescu1219
      @m.ipopescu1219 Před 5 lety +3

      Well, the earth/universe didn't just need us for the plastic. It is also on a quest for knowledge. Cause you see, infinite useless space and pointless darkness is unacceptable no matter who or what you are.Therefore It has no fucking clue what it is and what purpose does it serve. Once we prove to be unable to comprehend its purpose and meaning, as per our biological limitations, it will indeed discard us like a bad case of fleas. But not before we provide it with the next mutation, the next step in evolution that will allow it to understand itself: the A.I. , the neural nework that provides all of the human knowledge's advantages and none of it's weaknesses. So yea fucking eachother does serve a greater puropse and we'll never need to learn to take care of eachother (political BS). It's the kind of skit that you needn't take literally, but just read between the lines.

    • @bartborganelli7301
      @bartborganelli7301 Před 5 lety +3

      @@m.ipopescu1219 And therein, my friend, lies this man's philosophical and comedic genius!

    • @lmc2375
      @lmc2375 Před 5 lety +2

      M.I Popescu,
      Lol ... the earth has all the knowledge it will ever need. It's the people upon it that are lacking; in a great many ways. Rip Carlin ... you nailed it.

    • @perrystuart8035
      @perrystuart8035 Před 5 lety

      @@m.ipopescu1219 Seems like a bunch of "faith" to me. Science is the new religion, making all kinds of off the wall shit up that cant ever be proven.

    • @whodunnit3717
      @whodunnit3717 Před 5 lety

      @@perrystuart8035 you should go meet god...asap

  • @clickpwn
    @clickpwn Před 10 lety +586

    its true.. we are not 'saving' the planet. we are just trying not to go extinct

    • @BarryGoldwater2012
      @BarryGoldwater2012 Před 10 lety +6

      For whom, beside yourself, do you speak when you say "we?"

    • @PauLtus_B
      @PauLtus_B Před 10 lety +25

      But he does say it in a way that basically means, it doesn't matter that we fuck up because we'll be gone eventually, which is rubbish, there are loads of species that DO die because of the humans. We have involved into something that can make a difference, and it's just moral to do that, humans need to leave the arrogant idea that the planet was made for them.

    • @BarryGoldwater2012
      @BarryGoldwater2012 Před 10 lety +6

      Would it be immoral to completely exterminate the malaria parasite? After all, that would mean eliminating a species, and that's a "bad" thing, right?

    • @getaylor1462
      @getaylor1462 Před 10 lety +1

      Like the Wooly Mammoths struggling in the La Brea Tar Pits.

    • @bmombaerts
      @bmombaerts Před 7 lety +11

      @foot
      And that is exactly what will be our downfall

  • @speakermanx
    @speakermanx Před 2 měsíci +2

    How is it possible to be so relevant all to this day? He was a fortunate teller

  • @st.ricardomilos5117
    @st.ricardomilos5117 Před 2 měsíci +4

    George Carlin talking about how a virus might end humanity left me absolutely speechless

    • @RedRaptor78
      @RedRaptor78 Před 2 měsíci +2

      It’s almost like viruses aren’t a new thing.

    • @st.ricardomilos5117
      @st.ricardomilos5117 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@RedRaptor78 of course they're not, I never said they were. I'm just saying that watching this after the COVID scare was a sobering experience

    • @lisacheney4763
      @lisacheney4763 Před 26 dny

      and what he says about vaccines.

    • @RedRaptor78
      @RedRaptor78 Před 26 dny

      @@lisacheney4763 that’s because he wanted people to die and lower the population.