I Installed 10,000 Viruses and Then Called Tech Support

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 19. 06. 2024
  • Virus infested PC versus tech support 😂
    In this video I fill up my gaming PC with about ten thousand viruses and then call tech support representatives. The reaction is priceless :D
    TIME STAMPS:
    00:00 10,000 Viruses vs Tech Support
    01:36 My PC is Sentient
    03:10 Installing 100 Viruses on My PC
    04:03 Clicking Every Spam Link in My Email
    05:28 Giving My Info to Hackers for Fun
    07:22 Discovering TRUE Power
    08:09 Setting Traps for Tech Support
    09:22 Sentient AI Laptop Decides Things
    10:16 Your Video Idea Here
    11:07 Tech Support vs 10,000 Viruses BOSS BATTLE
    15:36 Favorite Part 1
    17:29 Favorite Part 2
    19:01 195768 Windows Errors LOL
    20:06 TECH FINDS THE VIRUS!!
    21:03 Kitboga Roast
    Kitboga installing 100 viruses video ‱ Installing 100 Viruses...
    Patreon / basicallyhomeless
    Discord / discord
    business: basicallyhomeless@adergaming.com
    Thanks for watching and God bless ya :D
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  • @Bruh-vd1pp
    @Bruh-vd1pp Pƙed rokem +9172

    "Have you played amogus?"
    "Yeah those sites are not safe"
    "Yea its pretty sus"
    i actually lost it there

    • @SunnyCrow16
      @SunnyCrow16 Pƙed rokem +44

      Heh heh heh I made it 69 likes

    • @inexperience7916
      @inexperience7916 Pƙed rokem +36

      I ruined it

    • @Scarletx-me3iq
      @Scarletx-me3iq Pƙed rokem +11

      Not funny 🙄

    • @Kimo0tJJ
      @Kimo0tJJ Pƙed rokem +3

      Lmfao me too

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp Pƙed rokem +136

      @@Scarletx-me3iq My sincere apologies Mr. Rings333 for I, Bruh, did not meet the requirements for you to find it funny. I will not only do better next time, but also become a better man in the process.

  • @dangiraffe5271
    @dangiraffe5271 Pƙed 2 lety +42348

    I think this laptop can be classified as an SCP at this point

    • @warriorkater2407
      @warriorkater2407 Pƙed rokem +1418

      Na it’s like somesort of safe and keter class mix

    • @dangiraffe5271
      @dangiraffe5271 Pƙed rokem +785

      @@warriorkater2407 Euclid at best

    • @tgtdtmaa
      @tgtdtmaa Pƙed rokem +744

      so this is just scp-079-2?

    • @misenthropic915
      @misenthropic915 Pƙed rokem +212

      appolyon

    • @dangiraffe5271
      @dangiraffe5271 Pƙed rokem +325

      @@tgtdtmaa basically except there’s a madman that controls it lol

  • @na3rial
    @na3rial Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +3147

    “I-I-I’ll fix this. Don’t worry”
    He’s such a good person. He really wants to make sure you’re not freaking out about all this ❀
    Also, it’s nice to see an IT video that isn’t a bunch of Indians trying to scam you, but Indians deeply invested in helping you. As much as the scammers deserve the hate and trolling they get, it can paint a negative picture for more impressionable individuals

    • @AngelDustMyBel0ved
      @AngelDustMyBel0ved Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +11

      This!!

    • @random_stuff_channel
      @random_stuff_channel Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +8

      This!!

    • @EepyBatteries
      @EepyBatteries Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +5

      This!!

    • @Netaction
      @Netaction Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +33

      Yeah but these supporters are scammers too. They log into a computer that is controlled by viruses, they can never gain control this way. After a quick look, they should ask to turn the computer off to avoid further damage. Then try to recover some data with another operationg system.

    • @KingSmke
      @KingSmke Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

      You’re racist

  • @CubingMadness
    @CubingMadness Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +1439

    Bro didn't install games from steam, he installed them from smoke 💀

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +13

      all the smoke lol

    • @AtlynYoutube
      @AtlynYoutube Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +18

      he tried to buy a game from *gas*

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +6

      @@AtlynCZcams gasstop xD

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo Pƙed měsĂ­cem +2

      @@AtlynCZcamsnah he did it from oxygene

    • @stefangaming291
      @stefangaming291 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      @@AtlynCZcams LOL

  • @BurntIntoOblivion
    @BurntIntoOblivion Pƙed rokem +18706

    love how that woman was almost excited about it, she probably has only had to deal with typical problems recently, thats why she called it refreshing, something different to break up the day

    • @freshmints
      @freshmints Pƙed rokem +81

      that doesnt sound like a girl

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 Pƙed rokem +942

      Sounds like she wanted a real challenge lol

    • @siukong
      @siukong Pƙed rokem

      Imagine you're a janitor. Most of your day might consist of aimlessly sweeping/mopping up floors that are already mostly clean. With occasional disgusting cleanup tasks like wiping up pools of urine and feces in the washrooms. Pretty mindless and boring stuff. Now imagine you're that janitor and you walk into a room where it looks like a bomb went off. There's dirt, dust and other garbage everywhere. To an impressive extent. I'm talking, like, muddy footprints across the ceiling, a desk drawer filled to the brim with pudding, and a wall where rotten fruit peels, nut shells and other food debris has been arranged into a mural replica of the Mona Lisa. That's sort of like what happened here. People love the spectacle of a complete mess sometimes.

    • @BurntIntoOblivion
      @BurntIntoOblivion Pƙed rokem +1164

      @@freshmints ........ it was very clearly a woman.

    • @supaidoruno4040
      @supaidoruno4040 Pƙed rokem +103

      @Slot E đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“đŸ€“

  • @Ruew
    @Ruew Pƙed rokem +6868

    I love how the laptop is unironically faster than my laptop that does not have hundreds of viruses 😭
    Edit: I am really relatable huh? This is the most liked comment I have ever had.

    • @wyattaward4368
      @wyattaward4368 Pƙed rokem +183

      Are you sure you don't?

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 Pƙed rokem +111

      that’s what you think

    • @camchameleon4151
      @camchameleon4151 Pƙed rokem +51

      My iMac I used for most of my life till now was only 2 years younger than I was. I feel u.

    • @ZaBruhBn
      @ZaBruhBn Pƙed rokem +35

      The laptop is faster than the fastest device in my house

    • @smhwolf
      @smhwolf Pƙed rokem +59

      One of those viruses secretly provide faster wifi lmao

  • @microscopicallysmall
    @microscopicallysmall Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +468

    The equivalent of letting 5,000 insects in your house and then waiting 3 years until calling pest control to deal with it.

  • @lalotime
    @lalotime Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +210

    I love how the lady the entire time is trying to keep it together. I bet it made her day. She even said it was refreshing to come across this

  • @olgasvecova
    @olgasvecova Pƙed rokem +6384

    If he downloaded it on an USB, this would be a weapon of mass
    destruction.

    • @someone2447
      @someone2447 Pƙed rokem +255

      The computer is still operational, so it's just annoying

    • @olgasvecova
      @olgasvecova Pƙed rokem +442

      Yeah, but it's basically unusable.

    • @noomlive1608
      @noomlive1608 Pƙed rokem +30

      ​@@olgasvecovayes

    • @Heezbungus
      @Heezbungus Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +20

      How to do this

    • @dShmoni
      @dShmoni Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +21

      @@Heezbunguscheck this guys pc

  • @YouKnowMeDuh
    @YouKnowMeDuh Pƙed rokem +10742

    I love how some of the tech support agents probably realized that it was a joke. They were cracking up so hard.

    • @eternxlhaaris5811
      @eternxlhaaris5811 Pƙed rokem +54

      1. 1k like and no reply

    • @jerry123a
      @jerry123a Pƙed rokem +496

      I would be laughing my head off once I saw how many viruses were on there 💀

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 Pƙed rokem +383

      I work in IT and this definitely seems like both something my chaotic colleagues would do for fun (infecting the computer with funny meme viruses) and something they'd be overjoyed about trying to fix

    • @Lhoyte1
      @Lhoyte1 Pƙed rokem +200

      It’s because this guy in the video was doing the most with the commentary, i think if he dialed it back a bit it would be more believable. His voice/disposition outs him as a troll, he sounds like he doesn’t care

    • @PBthesquirrel
      @PBthesquirrel Pƙed rokem +24

      I bet the tech support guys gave up when they heard how effed up it was

  • @saigoo6445
    @saigoo6445 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +194

    The most wholesome tech support I've ever seen. Truly an awesome video.

  • @nightowl334
    @nightowl334 Pƙed 12 dny +5

    I love how this progressively went from "It's okay, we'll fix this" to "Sir, your PC is alive, let's all accept it's fate and call it a day"

  • @biggyjuic3515
    @biggyjuic3515 Pƙed rokem +3374

    "Is this a pretty common virus?"
    "It definitely is a virus."

  • @svrvphimprod
    @svrvphimprod Pƙed rokem +9886

    The one lady just being brutally honest and laughing is my new favorite person.

  • @zengokigyh
    @zengokigyh Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +257

    I laughed my ass off when the geese steals the mouse, that's ridiculously funny wtf 😂

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +9

      That one is not even a virus xD

    • @curiosity03.
      @curiosity03. Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +6

      I seriously want to download that

    • @leudsonsouza
      @leudsonsouza Pƙed měsĂ­cem +5

      ​@@curiosity03.It's not even an virus it's considered an virus cause it steals ur mouse its called desktop goose 😊

    • @leudsonsouza
      @leudsonsouza Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      ​@@curiosity03.But try to avoid some malicious download sites or some mods that can hack u

  • @djdonbentley2141
    @djdonbentley2141 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +72

    They supposed to be experts , but never tried safe mode while uninstalling those things.

    • @pajamas720
      @pajamas720 Pƙed 4 dny +1

      that would be my first instinct, along with windows offline defender, since it does a scan before fully loading windows.

  • @jdizzledaplaya2986
    @jdizzledaplaya2986 Pƙed rokem +6266

    You sure gave Tech Support a hell of a serious story to tell their friends, family, coworkers, & their children. This takes: "Uh I've got a serious bug problem" to a whole different level

    • @AberrantSpectre
      @AberrantSpectre Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +38

      ...BUG problem??? :P :P :P

    • @CHEWTHESHOES
      @CHEWTHESHOES Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      @@abel6298what

    • @kazazalea7747
      @kazazalea7747 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +2

      @@AberrantSpectre yeah? when your computer isn't working correctly, thats called a bug.

    • @PurplyWasTaken
      @PurplyWasTaken Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +6

      @@kazazalea7747 you don’t get the joke

    • @PurplyWasTaken
      @PurplyWasTaken Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +5

      @@kazazalea7747 there was a bunch of bugs (as in the living thing) on the screen

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Pƙed rokem +14810

    Fun fact: Laughing can sound like crying through a phone.
    Some tech support people might think your in dispair and are trying hard not to laugh at your "sorrow"

    • @bageltondinglequandaleseba6928
      @bageltondinglequandaleseba6928 Pƙed rokem +1099

      That makes it more terrifying

    • @cericat
      @cericat Pƙed rokem +1073

      Oh if you're upset enough laughter is pretty typical too, conversion disorder aka hysteria.

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh Pƙed rokem +77

      OHHHHH LOL

    • @hazyset
      @hazyset Pƙed rokem +23

      911 likes lol

    • @diabeticdaniel7848
      @diabeticdaniel7848 Pƙed rokem +356

      I now imagine the woman he was speaking with is just slightly psychophatic and found his despair hilarious.

  • @Sam-bx9zr
    @Sam-bx9zr Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +68

    this was straight up possibly the most hilarious video I have ever been able to watch. much appreciation

  • @steveevets1
    @steveevets1 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +41

    I remember watching this around this time last year..this video 100% deserves a like . The amount of effort, the production value & editing..it's all here. Love it

  • @alura4815
    @alura4815 Pƙed rokem +10222

    I think tech support legitimately enjoys this from what I can see. I'm guessing they have to deal with a bunch of idiots and small problems but they're finally given a problem they don't know what to do with. Like a puzzle.

    • @lecor9487
      @lecor9487 Pƙed rokem +859

      Finally,a worthy opponent!
      Our battle will be legendary!

    • @CosmicHarmony58
      @CosmicHarmony58 Pƙed rokem +428

      Yup. It’s where quotes like “Don’t you worry, I like a challenge!” comes from. It definitely would get boring dealing with the same issues everyday

    • @kyroslevi8106
      @kyroslevi8106 Pƙed rokem +131

      i am surprised that none of them tried a system restore, let alone boot into safe mode. some tech support they are..

    • @NekoFairyLand13
      @NekoFairyLand13 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +21

      ​@@CosmicHarmony58in tech support you never run into the same problem lol

    • @samc9133
      @samc9133 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +35

      ​@@NekoFairyLand13Hehe depends on your workload and if you're like, freelance/client-facing support or if you're internal support. I'll tell ya having worked years in help desk for some fortune 500 companies, I got VERY tired of specific program issues, shared drives disappearing, and just.. All of outlook haha

  • @silly_lily6241
    @silly_lily6241 Pƙed rokem +5406

    i love how the woman kinda seems to just know its intentional but is enjoying this insanity enough to go along with it

    • @Otome_chan311
      @Otome_chan311 Pƙed rokem +460

      no one accidentally fucks up their computer *that* bad.

    • @joaopedroandsan2172
      @joaopedroandsan2172 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +147

      @Otome_chan311 I don't know man, a really dumb kid could do something similar. But it would take idk, months?

    • @joaopedroandsan2172
      @joaopedroandsan2172 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +3

      @@Otome_chan311.

    • @abel6298
      @abel6298 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +10

      Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ❀❀❀

    • @XxtoxxityxX
      @XxtoxxityxX Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +22

      @@Otome_chan311LMAO imagine fcking up a computer that bad

  • @Kai_the_Unstable
    @Kai_the_Unstable Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +34

    I find it funny that you installed the untiled goose desktop pet and called it a virus (i have it on my laptop, its harmless if you get the real thing. it is just annoying but you can turn it off from holding esc) love the video though man XD

  • @liilaa.
    @liilaa. Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +9

    This is so beautiful! Made my day lol

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss Pƙed rokem +20417

    Frankly I’m just impressed your computer survived long enough to have that many viruses installed.

    • @Crystal-ss8vr
      @Crystal-ss8vr Pƙed rokem +360

      Because it's asus

    • @asmarlokicerain7706
      @asmarlokicerain7706 Pƙed rokem +849

      @@Crystal-ss8vr You mean "a sus"?

    • @CindersGD
      @CindersGD Pƙed rokem +16

      666th like :)

    • @MABfan11
      @MABfan11 Pƙed rokem +87

      @@Crystal-ss8vr sounds like it needs more viruses, i think 100 000 would be a good number

    • @Jasphey
      @Jasphey Pƙed rokem +76

      If I had that many viruses without doing that on purpose. I would probably cry my eyes out.

  • @mrwang420
    @mrwang420 Pƙed rokem +5104

    This kinda shows how resilient windows can be tbh. 10k viruses and that OS still tryna run.

  • @cartoonhyperfixated
    @cartoonhyperfixated Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +15

    This was way too entertaining, the way some of them were laughing was js funny 😭🙏

  • @nutmegdoesstuff1339
    @nutmegdoesstuff1339 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +59

    I like how they're all like excited about it. Truly a good prank when that happens.

  • @potatoguy2005
    @potatoguy2005 Pƙed rokem +5914

    I love how this guy knows exactly what he’s doing, but really doesn’t care

    • @magical5181
      @magical5181 Pƙed rokem +79

      He’s really big brain man 😂
      Have you seen some of his other videos? I’ve been following for years because of his rainbow six content but he has really funny videos.
      His latest video he made a pc out of a toilet for example

    • @biggieb.4843
      @biggieb.4843 Pƙed rokem +6

      nah really?

    • @EEEEEEE36364
      @EEEEEEE36364 Pƙed rokem +12

      @@magical5181
      he WHAT

    • @jeromeglick
      @jeromeglick Pƙed rokem

      @@magical5181 make a toilet outta you

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

      @@EEEEEEE36364LOL

  • @cgme9535
    @cgme9535 Pƙed rokem +5550

    I work in IT. I’m convinced that my customers do what you just did right before they bring their systems in.
    I swear, most of them just click anything that appears on their screen.

    • @kellywilliam3708
      @kellywilliam3708 Pƙed rokem +588

      Why would it be there if it wasn't meant to be clicked, hm?

    • @MPblackpride6950
      @MPblackpride6950 Pƙed rokem +87

      @@kellywilliam3708 đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Łthey're called scam mesages for a reason. there's a very good reason your email sends most of them to spam.

    • @kellywilliam3708
      @kellywilliam3708 Pƙed rokem +225

      @@MPblackpride6950 woooosh

    • @loirai4349
      @loirai4349 Pƙed rokem +252

      @@kellywilliam3708 youre absolutely right. If it was bad it would say "danger" in bold red letters.

    • @Mrlemonsyoutube
      @Mrlemonsyoutube Pƙed rokem +14

      @@loirai4349ikr

  • @huynhat1799
    @huynhat1799 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +7

    I'm rolling in the floor right now. You guy are hilariousđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @nathankrueger1361
    @nathankrueger1361 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +3

    This made me laugh so much. Thank you

  • @jordantanner8
    @jordantanner8 Pƙed rokem +5456

    I can’t stop laughing when the goose steals the cursor 😂

    • @EliasGamez
      @EliasGamez Pƙed rokem +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @wazhmamirza2282
      @wazhmamirza2282 Pƙed rokem +9

      Lol

    • @wazhmamirza2282
      @wazhmamirza2282 Pƙed rokem +6

      Lol.
      Lol

    • @hawkfang
      @hawkfang Pƙed rokem +123

      @@ZB411 that one is actually a software, you can disable what the goose does by messing with the config file, some videos has made people think that's a virus

    • @jex1806
      @jex1806 Pƙed rokem +4

      Which part was this?

  • @brokenordinance
    @brokenordinance Pƙed rokem +3832

    The lady was definitely my favorite part of the video. The guy who just kept going at it and trying to remain professional came in a close second. I don't even know how I'd react to being presented with something like this.

    • @Daemon4
      @Daemon4 Pƙed rokem +94

      i think i would literally just go into bios and use a boot usb to format the entire drive lmao

    • @rollihd714
      @rollihd714 Pƙed rokem +5

      @@Daemon4 fr

    • @robethius_
      @robethius_ Pƙed rokem +2

      smart

    • @PhantomWolf-pd2qq
      @PhantomWolf-pd2qq Pƙed rokem +29

      @@bac0nlifeforever956 this was worse than a rick roll

    • @PyromancerFelipeBR
      @PyromancerFelipeBR Pƙed rokem +1

      Also the worse teach ever, many teachs in this video seems to not a good knowledge or haven't used the ''brain'' to join security mode and uninstall the programas fastly as well use malwarebytes anti-malware and adwcleaner for exemple.

  • @loganfoster8681
    @loganfoster8681 Pƙed 7 dny

    Love this video. I keep coming back. it's just so funny. Might use some of the on my tech friends

  • @kittenslayer516
    @kittenslayer516 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +8

    This is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in months đŸ€Ł

  • @bleronk6840
    @bleronk6840 Pƙed rokem +4246

    "do you think mario is gonna take my liver for real?"
    "No, that will not happen"
    god bless, he's holding it together in a way most never could

    • @TheShadowFox1
      @TheShadowFox1 Pƙed rokem +31

      I read this comment at the exact moment it was said in the video hahah

    • @numarknett1
      @numarknett1 Pƙed rokem +38

      No, it's happened to me. Fortunately, I exchanged my liver for details on Princess Peach's location with Mario.

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Pƙed rokem +8

      "do you think mario is gonna take my liver for real?"
      "No, that will not happen"
      god bless, he's holding it together in a way most never could

    • @moonbleu7430
      @moonbleu7430 Pƙed rokem +4

      @@TheShadowFox1 SAME! it threw me off

    • @MR.goboldygoo
      @MR.goboldygoo Pƙed rokem +2

      @@TheShadowFox1 yen lol

  • @llCoupDEtatll
    @llCoupDEtatll Pƙed rokem +2603

    See, this is a wholesome prank. As opposed to the new internet pranks that seem to just be people being assholes to working people for clout. The tech support woman was laughing so much. Love to see it

    • @ezikod3566
      @ezikod3566 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +122

      the tech supports get something to brighten up their day :D

    • @ChakaalStarr
      @ChakaalStarr Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +63

      I have worked call center support. Call centers are very stats driven. The prank is playing with the agents average handle time stat, and you manager notices when your calls are long and will sometime even start listening in to prepare for the talking to after as to why it was a longer call. In the end, the agents really trying to help will have a crappy aht and in turn a crappy schedule as a reward. That was the most frustrating thing about working in a call center, I thought I was hired to help people but really they want you off the phone as quick as possible and onto the next call, so those that jumped to the format and recover and told him to call back would get a better stat than the ones that actually try to help.

    • @kingkitthe2nd
      @kingkitthe2nd Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +46

      @@ChakaalStarrthat’s absolutely the case it some places sure but we can’t generalize, I also work in a call center and we are encouraged to focus on answering all the users question and giving them the time they need. Sorry you had to deal with that.

    • @rhehehehe
      @rhehehehe Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +1

      Not for him it's not 😂

    • @slamslam-qw8qi
      @slamslam-qw8qi Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      ​@@ChakaalStarrYeah but that A has a meaning and it's not a big deal

  • @BlakeDaCodding
    @BlakeDaCodding Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +6

    part 2 to this PLEASE lmfaoo "looks like the bird is having a good time there" had me dying

  • @rogerr7524
    @rogerr7524 Pƙed 12 dny

    Great tutorial! Followed along until the end

  • @skinwalker_hangdog
    @skinwalker_hangdog Pƙed rokem +2780

    The tech support guys and the scammers are like the light and dark sides of Indian call centers

    • @Snowaxe3D
      @Snowaxe3D Pƙed rokem +211

      lol true that, I sometimes feel like the Tech Support guy had a bad day and turned into Walter White to earn more $$ or â‚čâ‚č

    • @arandomhashbrown3756
      @arandomhashbrown3756 Pƙed rokem +11

      LOL.
      By the way I like your Legoshi profile pic

    • @recon17
      @recon17 Pƙed rokem +27

      yin and yang

    • @cyclix5314
      @cyclix5314 Pƙed rokem +17

      Perfectly Balanced

    • @vibeymonk
      @vibeymonk Pƙed rokem +9

      @@cyclix5314 just as all things should be

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 Pƙed 2 lety +4430

    Trust me, tech support is the most stressful department for Customer Service - something like this will definitely help out a lot lol

    • @TheNpcNoob
      @TheNpcNoob Pƙed rokem +226

      As someone who works in the industry, the worst customers are generally Millennials and Gen X, whereas the best are generally Baby Boomers and Gen Z.

    • @jumpypancakes4993
      @jumpypancakes4993 Pƙed rokem +84

      @@TheNpcNoob Does gen z actually call tech support?

    • @Nick07900
      @Nick07900 Pƙed rokem +193

      @@jumpypancakes4993 I would guess genz is the best with technology, and baby boomers call for things easy to fix

    • @mr.marshmallow882
      @mr.marshmallow882 Pƙed rokem +13

      The fact that he is Christian is so surprising

    • @worivil
      @worivil Pƙed rokem +22

      It depends on who you're doing tech support for. Internal IT is less stressful than working with external users. I only find it stressful when theirs an outage.

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +39

    Kitboga is truly one of the most wholesome creators on the site. He does it purely out of giving scammers the big dick, and he never swears or treats them bad despite what they are.

    • @jammyherring6912
      @jammyherring6912 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +1

      Kit is so awesome, he will even buy food for a "scammer" who says they need money to feed their family. He wont give them money, but will go out of his way to order food for them (in their region). I love it when he breaks them down and asks what their mom or dad thinks about their job. He gets through to a few of them. Aside from MVP Kit, this video is all over the place and edited too much for my liking. 10000 words in a minute, pretty weak but hopefully it is only the "intro" which is still going on over halfway through the video.

  • @jacobbreitfeller3401
    @jacobbreitfeller3401 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

    I love your videos and this is a really good one

  • @hellsgames5322
    @hellsgames5322 Pƙed rokem +5748

    I love that even though it was effectively rigged from the start, you definitely made these people' days because it was completely new for them and they were probably tired of "I can't find my mouse' and 'my computer is running really slow' complaints. And they might like those because they're quick and might get payed by call but this clearly brightened their mood. Even if some of them tried to hide it.

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 Pƙed rokem +389

      These people are young. In the late 90s, this would trigger PTSD. This dude made a time capsule from 25 years ago.

    • @CorbinDioxide
      @CorbinDioxide Pƙed rokem +129

      if they couldnt find their mouse why wouldnt they just try moving it to a corner and then looking at the corner and then moving it out of the corner slowly

    • @hellsgames5322
      @hellsgames5322 Pƙed rokem +353

      @@CorbinDioxide not everybody's iq is above room temperature ;)

    • @cbtsavage8802
      @cbtsavage8802 Pƙed rokem +17

      @@hellsgames5322 frđŸ˜Ș

    • @misaamane7600
      @misaamane7600 Pƙed rokem +45

      @@hellsgames5322 celsius or fahrenheit? đŸ„ș

  • @moonthevaporeon5113
    @moonthevaporeon5113 Pƙed rokem +2552

    I actually find the duck stealing the cursor pretty cute. I hope someone would make a non-virus version ngl, one able to be turned off at any time and won't be a disturbance but fun to play around with. Like have it run around chasing the cursor, like think of a screen pet type thing. Would be a fun conscept.

  • @txpx4589
    @txpx4589 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +4

    This is better than anything on Netflix or Hulu. Entertainment has now peaked. Thank you.

  • @balloney2175
    @balloney2175 Pƙed měsĂ­cem

    I love this video, it is a combination of comedy and educational.

  • @Psychobob
    @Psychobob Pƙed 2 lety +6083

    I'll be honest, the goose that steals your mouse would be fun to have. Imagine that being a live stream donation reward. Mid-gunfight a goose just comes out and drags your crosshair off the target/screen.

    • @Brody3561
      @Brody3561 Pƙed 2 lety

      you know the goose isnt an actual virus right?

    • @hocuspocus3588
      @hocuspocus3588 Pƙed 2 lety +209

      I think it just comes and makes your screen spin

    • @blazebethell4167
      @blazebethell4167 Pƙed 2 lety +523

      you can download a safe version online

    • @rats58
      @rats58 Pƙed 2 lety +456

      it isn't actually a virus (if you get the right one) so if you want to get it. I recommend using someone's video to find the right one so you don't install a virus

    • @dylanthevillain1666
      @dylanthevillain1666 Pƙed 2 lety +98

      I downloaded it on me and my brother's computer. It's pretty fun lol

  • @gregstunts347
    @gregstunts347 Pƙed rokem +1281

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the computer is a national cybersecurity threat.

    • @expomarker5099
      @expomarker5099 Pƙed rokem +30

      Heck if he installed any worms it probably is

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec Pƙed rokem +14

      @@expomarker5099 I was gonna say, he could just connect to a shops free wifi and create the digital equivalents of a pandemic.

    • @ghosty2270
      @ghosty2270 Pƙed rokem +6

      @@Pihsrosnec don't give him any ideas

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

      @@PihsrosnecLOL THATS EVIL

  • @OrionM655
    @OrionM655 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +1

    Omf didnt realize you are absolutely fire đŸ”„ this shits so good

  • @user-ik5sf1vq7p
    @user-ik5sf1vq7p Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

    You got a new subbbbbb that was fr awesome

  • @FallenTako
    @FallenTako Pƙed 2 lety +9276

    At this point, I'm not even sure Nick owns this CZcams account anymore. I'm worried the viruses have taken over

  • @iMaucs
    @iMaucs Pƙed 2 lety +6509

    I'm pretty sure that lady really enjoyed that day of work cause of you, you guys just kept laughing and that is awesome đŸ„°đŸ„°

    • @jeffrey12396
      @jeffrey12396 Pƙed 2 lety +239

      That’s going to be a funny moment at work story.

    • @kawsara5366
      @kawsara5366 Pƙed 2 lety +100

      Yh she made me smile lol

    • @patanimates6366
      @patanimates6366 Pƙed 2 lety

      she scams people tho so f her why is the comment section so nice to her

    • @Croucher72649
      @Croucher72649 Pƙed 2 lety +36

      Is she a scammer or actual tech support

    • @iMaucs
      @iMaucs Pƙed 2 lety +16

      @@Croucher72649 2

  • @RZ_Zellar
    @RZ_Zellar Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +1

    This is still one of my favorites! And this is the fourth time I've seen it! 😂😂😂

  • @Bella_forever_
    @Bella_forever_ Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

    You make this look like fun 😅

  • @desvdam
    @desvdam Pƙed rokem +1257

    The lady definitely passed the vibe check xD, such a fun person and she was too excited for something crazy finally lmao

  • @principal_optimism
    @principal_optimism Pƙed 2 lety +2816

    I wanna see someone actually fix the computer. I'd watch a 6 hour video on that.

    • @Volgrus
      @Volgrus Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Reformat that's all I could say, shit.

    • @RockSp-oe1jl
      @RockSp-oe1jl Pƙed rokem +32

      fax

    • @hackzgames
      @hackzgames Pƙed rokem +224

      Well all it'd need is a clean windows 10 install though idk about his network

    • @xXHolicsXx
      @xXHolicsXx Pƙed rokem +7

      Facts.

    • @vvv5892
      @vvv5892 Pƙed rokem

      @@hackzgames i bet there is lot of conditions to make it not work, and even if can, something is so embeded in the machine it will not get fixed by just reinstall, this computer is the ultimate virus, literaly thousands malicious files in the pc executed this is fucking insane
      i would not be suprised if someone sees this and makes a copy virus to just fuck with the person like this, just for fun

  • @ARandomBird1949
    @ARandomBird1949 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +2

    By Far the funniest video ive ever seen tysm

  • @nrik7
    @nrik7 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

    Somehow this was, for myself, the most funny video of the year, thanks man ! cheers :D

  • @GivemChills
    @GivemChills Pƙed 2 lety +4413

    dude I can't explain enough how much entertainment this dude is providing

  • @tokim6903
    @tokim6903 Pƙed rokem +3376

    As a ex-tech support, I feel bad for them....at that point I will just use real hammer and buy you a new laptop

    • @aylinb31
      @aylinb31 Pƙed rokem +117

      I'd just reinstall windows and reset but I guess that's a way aswell

    • @tokim6903
      @tokim6903 Pƙed rokem +171

      ah yes, but that the case if the viruses haven't installed itself into the motherboard which I think have already happened.

    • @Azeriiall
      @Azeriiall Pƙed rokem +123

      @@tokim6903 seeing as one of the viruses installed directly into system 32, even though I don’t have a great idea as to what it is, it probably has

    • @sealevel5961
      @sealevel5961 Pƙed rokem +15

      @@tokim6903 I thought the motherboard was acted as a highway to other parts of the rig.

    • @vectorthehop3945
      @vectorthehop3945 Pƙed rokem +9

      @@sealevel5961 me too, isn't the hard drive where everything is stored and the motherboard is only responsible for connecting everything else together?

  • @gdgd5194
    @gdgd5194 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    Nice sketch. I am amazed how people think this is actual tech support restarting PC and shit and not losing connection :DD

  • @Scampo13
    @Scampo13 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    man this actually got me

  • @satinfoilplays7830
    @satinfoilplays7830 Pƙed rokem +867

    wow, I forget how much more light and happy tech support is compared to scammers lol

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Pƙed rokem +66

      Tech support work to help with people having technical problem, but tend to get typical calls which aren’t as interesting, so getting something like this as a joke is funny for them.
      The scammers on the other hand only call just to scam, and if they’re caught or realized it’s is a waste of time, they leave

    • @pogolandia6307
      @pogolandia6307 Pƙed rokem +25

      @@Zack_Zander i once told a scammer i know what he's doing and he Just laughed and said in Indian accent "hallo your computer Has a virus" 😭

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 Pƙed rokem +6

      My brother worked a bit in it, it's mostly old people.

  • @Grampssssss
    @Grampssssss Pƙed 2 lety +1703

    I actually love the goose virus because it is the least malicious “virus” I’ve ever used/seen, it’s really just funny not really trying to do anything lol

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 Pƙed 2 lety +348

      It's not actually a virus (as long as you download it from the official link) and it's quite fun to use while playing an fps and it just yoinks your cross hair.

    • @Butterfingers3
      @Butterfingers3 Pƙed rokem +177

      Yes, it is indeed not a real virus and is only just fun to have because I actually have it installed on my computer

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 Pƙed rokem +4

      IT RUINED M LIFE!

    • @gigahorse1475
      @gigahorse1475 Pƙed rokem +22

      @@rabidredpanda2888 Where’s the safe download?

    • @neelapelz
      @neelapelz Pƙed rokem +26

      yeh, it's NOT a virus, I have the app tbh

  • @norry77
    @norry77 Pƙed hodinou

    The lady session was absolutely the must fun part of the support đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚ her laughing is contagious 😂

  • @sporkwitch
    @sporkwitch Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +1

    Honestly, if there's more than one or two, back when I had to deal with low-level user-facing tech support, I back up their files and reimage. It's simply a matter of triage: it's faster and easier to backup, reimage, and use a linux box to ensure the backup files are clean before reintroducing them.

  • @yoboyRoy
    @yoboyRoy Pƙed 2 lety +1890

    she was so nice 😂

  • @chancefeichtinger9315
    @chancefeichtinger9315 Pƙed 2 lety +2118

    This shit was actually hilarious, you do this type of content the best so I wouldn't worry about other people stealing your content

    • @matchfacts6571
      @matchfacts6571 Pƙed 2 lety +37

      I don’t even think anyone else is smart enough to replicate his content good enough that it’s as enjoyable😂

    • @SomeGoodChips123
      @SomeGoodChips123 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      This is the first comment I've seen on CZcams with a curse word. I swear they filter that shit.

    • @jackofalltrades9938
      @jackofalltrades9938 Pƙed rokem +6

      @@SomeGoodChips123 yeah they do

    • @NightmareRex6
      @NightmareRex6 Pƙed rokem

      @@jackofalltrades9938 aaaand they dont even care about the swearing, they only pretend to its REALLY to rid the opposition they do nt want.

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight Pƙed rokem

      The viruses have already stolen it

  • @Puggernuts
    @Puggernuts Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +1

    I actually love the cursor stealing goose, I want one minus the identity theft.

  • @Random_Rachel532
    @Random_Rachel532 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    I'm having a really rough day, everything kinda sucks rn, but I clicked on this video on accident and I can't stop laughing. Thank you!

  • @alexchristian5608
    @alexchristian5608 Pƙed 2 lety +1371

    I have not laughed this hard in so long, seeing all the insects with the waving bird and seeing Mario threatening to steal your liver while the woman reads out had me struggling to breathe

    • @eliasmadsen2005
      @eliasmadsen2005 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      Me to i really had a food time 😂😂

    • @nyakase
      @nyakase Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @@eliasmadsen2005 Food time?!

    • @loubar2134
      @loubar2134 Pƙed rokem +9

      @@nyakase i think hes tring to tell us he's coming for our livers

    • @aliakseyfryauf2123
      @aliakseyfryauf2123 Pƙed rokem +10

      @@loubar2134 He already took mine. "HEELP"

    • @ToriKo_
      @ToriKo_ Pƙed rokem

      Bro same

  • @jameshumphrey619
    @jameshumphrey619 Pƙed rokem +1025

    As an IT Specialist, this is delightful AF and makes me appreciate the support calls that I get xD

    • @thundere.b2314
      @thundere.b2314 Pƙed rokem +1

      666th like

    • @PyromancerFelipeBR
      @PyromancerFelipeBR Pƙed rokem +1

      Those techs dont know nothing, they should have joined in security mode and use good software like malwarebytes anti-malware & adwcleaner or even ''ccleaner'' they when end the task in manager then they should have uninstalled all programas who cause this and vice-versa, what such awful quality, also i'm aware that most people who are '''IT Specialist'' can not still be good it just depends the years of experience and what you have really in it though.

    • @r.ndomperson
      @r.ndomperson Pƙed rokem

      ​@@PyromancerFelipeBR dude mf Malwarebytes wont fix this shit

    • @PyromancerFelipeBR
      @PyromancerFelipeBR Pƙed rokem

      @@r.ndomperson How so? lmao, if its not malwarebytes then have superantispware and adwcleaner, but the thing is they should have joined in security mode so it can have avoided that bad programs and malware join in execution on windows, but i do believe pretty much malwarebytes can remove those malware even in normal mode so i think you are being the one dumb here.

    • @russellmania5349
      @russellmania5349 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@PyromancerFelipeBR
      You would think they would just tell him to do a fresh install.

  • @ajaythombare6235
    @ajaythombare6235 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +1

    i am following these tutorials tutorials step by step to fix my driver issue in my system

  • @na3rial
    @na3rial Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +1

    I need to know who made that goose. It’s so good 😂

  • @BTTRSWYT
    @BTTRSWYT Pƙed rokem +843

    I’m genuinely astonished that he didn’t install a whole hog load of explicit content accidently.

    • @jayymorris5285
      @jayymorris5285 Pƙed rokem +138

      That's probably how they knew it was a joke. There would have been child, dungeon, torture, live murder and all other sorts of disgustingness infecting his computer and any computers on the same network.

    • @BTTRSWYT
      @BTTRSWYT Pƙed rokem +104

      @@jayymorris5285 Yeah, that's kind of what I figured. Some of what he downloaded straight up wasn't a virus. Rainmeter for example is a perfectly innocent utility. Teh funny goose one isn’t(ok maybe its a virus but its certainly not malicious in any way and downloading it is for the fun of it.) Still I respect his ability to steer clear of the no-nos.

    • @PiscesSkylar
      @PiscesSkylar Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +24

      @@jayymorris5285 oh god I would hate to see a child

    • @jayymorris5285
      @jayymorris5285 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +9

      @BTTRSWYT LOL I didn't even notice rainmeter. I use it on my desktop actually đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł it has a lot of utility

    • @BTTRSWYT
      @BTTRSWYT Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +6

      @@jayymorris5285 it’s awesome. I used it for a while before I simplified my desktop. Now my desktop is quite literally just a wallpaper. No shortcuts, no taskbar, nothing. It’s beautiful. I just search apps/files/etc.

  • @captainplanet1298
    @captainplanet1298 Pƙed rokem +345

    My computer feels dirty just from watching this video.

    • @bastet3107
      @bastet3107 Pƙed rokem +11

      My computer froze while watching it

    • @jeromeglick
      @jeromeglick Pƙed rokem

      @@bastet3107 What did you expect? This video is exploding with viruses probably has a virus implamted in it!

    • @caldarinavyfleet
      @caldarinavyfleet Pƙed rokem

      I feel sorry for watching it on my PC

    • @liamfaria8921
      @liamfaria8921 Pƙed rokem

      It's the new video how to f up your pc

  • @munchkin0.o
    @munchkin0.o Pƙed 10 hodinami

    so much chaos i love it xD

  • @KOMASTERTHEDEV
    @KOMASTERTHEDEV Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

    Keep it up Keegan

  • @Useernaamee
    @Useernaamee Pƙed rokem +465

    The woman had the absolute BEST energy! I was laughing the whole time with her

    • @theapple3160
      @theapple3160 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +11

      i find it funny when the guy is tryna act proffessional when the viruses are so so stupid and silly

  • @metagasm820
    @metagasm820 Pƙed rokem +1053

    Those digital bugs blocking 90% of the things you try to zoom in on in editing is the funniest thing ever
    Also you totally made that lady's day and I'm here for it

    • @jnmarshmello2728
      @jnmarshmello2728 Pƙed rokem +3

      This is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while😂

  • @uzee2257
    @uzee2257 Pƙed 10 dny +1

    i have worked in tech support for almost 2 years I wish i could have got one of the fun customer like you. It would have been blast XD
    Also the Goose is the real MVP of this video it was just super funny XD

  • @KittyPurrBoy
    @KittyPurrBoy Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +7

    Thank you for the tutorial, i always wanted to destroy my computer and now I finely know how to do it

  • @t0rn0r39
    @t0rn0r39 Pƙed rokem +1005

    i am both fascinated and absolutely confounded, disturbed even, of how brave (or absolutely stupid) this series is. I know I'm late, but I hope you're safe, homeless man.

  • @ritof-rice
    @ritof-rice Pƙed rokem +931

    I wonder if you can install so many malware/viruses that they start fighting eachother and basically creating data for themselves just to ultimately make windows not run anymore

  • @lolerlolerson
    @lolerlolerson Pƙed hodinou

    Best vid ive seen in me life

  • @OldBaldWookiee
    @OldBaldWookiee Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +1

    Omg bonzi buddy 😂 the nostalgia .. the adware 😂

  • @alphaducki_
    @alphaducki_ Pƙed rokem +463

    I like how I totally forgot legit tech support where a thing, I immediately assumed you where calling tech support scammers 💀💀

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller Pƙed rokem +1

      Yer name hahaha.

    • @wolfrose4334
      @wolfrose4334 Pƙed rokem

      Same😂

    • @gazzy9136
      @gazzy9136 Pƙed rokem

      I’m guilty of this too lol

    • @kdaveson
      @kdaveson Pƙed rokem

      Would have been much better, wasting the time of scamming criminals rather than people just trying to earn an honest living.

    • @maxnum1sgameclub263
      @maxnum1sgameclub263 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      I know that real tech supports excists! He is called Tumme and he is childhood friend!

  • @viktornicht260
    @viktornicht260 Pƙed 2 lety +359

    Bossfight for every tech support person ever

    • @attackofthejiggli
      @attackofthejiggli Pƙed 2 lety

      @@jannie6605 You give actual Ecuadorians a bad name, unplug yourself bot

    • @SoapCkat
      @SoapCkat Pƙed rokem

      @@jannie6605 que

    • @geelllee
      @geelllee Pƙed rokem +3

      dark souls music starts playing-

  • @uncommongaming13
    @uncommongaming13 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    OK, THIS VIDEO GAVE ME SO MUCH ANXIENTY THAT I COULD harDl BreAth. I had an old laptop that got hacked and it very traumatizing.

  • @BlossomRosee
    @BlossomRosee Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

    I adore how the tech support workers were truly enjoying this hahaha

  • @aniahliepard
    @aniahliepard Pƙed rokem +1276

    11:36 I love how even the DeviantArt mascot is considered a virus at this point 😂

  • @thebestnathae
    @thebestnathae Pƙed rokem +367

    I like how the tech support is laughing with him, this is wholesome and funny dude.

    • @randomnessa.
      @randomnessa. Pƙed rokem +4

      WHOLESOME??

    • @audellaroque4730
      @audellaroque4730 Pƙed rokem +3

      @@randomnessa. yes?

    • @randomnessa.
      @randomnessa. Pƙed rokem +3

      @@audellaroque4730 your PC is about to dox you, and you say it's wholesome

    • @viol_e
      @viol_e Pƙed rokem +1

      @@randomnessa. yeah it's wholesome

    • @nuhashaikh1726
      @nuhashaikh1726 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@randomnessa. yeah cz he did it on purpose

  • @AstronomicalWo1f
    @AstronomicalWo1f Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

    XD i have not laughed so much in a while since like 2022 bc of society and the internet but you are the only youtuber who acctually made me laugh so much so thank you for your efforts

  • @chiefwen279
    @chiefwen279 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

    I love this video!!!!

  • @charlieg2513
    @charlieg2513 Pƙed rokem +647

    I can't believe you had the balls to download so many viruses and have your information sent to hackers AND had your security cameras hacked ANDDDDDD had your literal power supply cut down. I'm very impressed, and I am very concerned.

    • @joellimon4124
      @joellimon4124 Pƙed rokem +42

      Dont forget he almost got his liver stolen.

    • @potat2707
      @potat2707 Pƙed rokem

      i wanna have my liver stolen

  • @deltadeluxe4535
    @deltadeluxe4535 Pƙed rokem +235

    He’s way too chill about his cameras and information being stolen

    • @greywolf9783
      @greywolf9783 Pƙed rokem +4

      True

    • @greywolf9783
      @greywolf9783 Pƙed rokem +13

      Doesn't make it any less funny

    • @Pain.-
      @Pain.- Pƙed rokem +16

      @@greywolf9783 in fact it makes it even more funny XD

    • @cakewingdaisy3396
      @cakewingdaisy3396 Pƙed rokem +36

      Im pretty sure the laptop he used here is one he never really uses and isnt logged into any important accounts so theres not much information to take anyways

    • @tuna4somereasons
      @tuna4somereasons Pƙed rokem +8

      @@cakewingdaisy3396 but doesn't some viruses infect your wifi

  • @rawtrout3402
    @rawtrout3402 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +1

    That Kitboga roast was wild 😂😂

  • @possesed_beans
    @possesed_beans Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

    this man is the emodiment of my thoughts where I think "hm... what if I [did this crazy thing which would most definitely have terrible consequences]'