Madam Web - Angry Movie Review [WORST MOVIE OF 2024?!]
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex Review what may become the WORST MOVIE of 2024, Sony's Spider-Man Spin-off, Madam Web, not since Catwoman (2004) have we seen something that fails on so many levels!
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AJ: “Can you give me a single redeeming quality?”
OJ: “It ended”
LMAO
That dialogue is better than anything in the movie. Someone ask him to write a movie
No way it can be neighbors bad or the last Airbender bad can it?
@@population-_-420 That's what I thought and then I instantly thought of movies like Black Widow and The Marvels that have JUST as worse dialogue, acting and extreme amounts of plot holes, if Madame Web surpasses those two, damn! Madame Web might just be the true sequel to those two movies!
Female Empowerment
I think i will always have a pet peave about 2 things. Comments that do nothing more than repeat a funny line from the video without a time stamp with no reaction (to your credit, you did at least leave an LMAO at the end) and people that just praise the creater on how good of a job they did making the video over and over and over again. If one comment says "You guys crushed it, good job." Then just hit the 👍on that comment. Why feel the need to say the same dam thing. I heard that more comments mess with the algorithm in a good way but does that same thing happen if you get a bunch of 👍 on a single comment? Who knows. It's late and I'm cranky. Hope you enjoyed reading the ramblings of a man that is overall disappointed at the human race at the moment.
I think we all knew when we saw Webb wasn't a white haired grandma with daredevil glasses bossing Spiderman around, and teleporting shit, that this wasn't gonna be anything good.
Who knew?!?!?!
For real
If the creators & actors are dunking on their own movie, you know things are pretty bad...😬
No one wants to see that but rather young strong diverse females- some Sony executives probably
@@EternalNightingaleif that's the case then sony wouldn't be wrong. vast majority of general audiences have no interest in watching a film with an elderly woman as the lead.
Bart Simpson: "This is the worst movie I ever saw in my life"
Homer Simpson: "The worst movie you saw so far"
Madame Web budget was $80 million 😂 where did all the money go. Godzilla minus one did so much with just a budget of $15 million, such a shame
Alot of that money prolly goes into pockets where it doesn’t belong
79Mil went to dealing with internet trolls.
Minus one is non Hollywood lol
@@Gigga101So? Imagine being 10x richer than your opposition and came out with 0.1x of the quality of Japanese Drama company with people in lizard suits and 'traditional' practical effects on top of CGI.
money laundering
Alex saw this film sober?
Dude has Wolverine level healing powers.
He seems pretty inebriated during this review. That or he could care less what AJ and OJ is saying 89% of the time.
I used to bartend for years so I can tell pleasantly buzzed, and bored as shit.
I can’t tell what spectrum he’s on though. Maybe both.
@@ChillHills thats possible.
Or he saw it sober and after leaving the theater he immediately started slamming alcohol to erase it from his memory.
Makes sense, OJ has Weapon X with him to watch all the awful movies.
Based on how he opened what he said was his first beer I'd say watching that movie sober truly took all the life outta him until he got some of that beer in him and Jo started makin jokes
@@ChillHillshe's drinking during the review, he probably drank after when they got back
"I have very little faith in you, and I *know* that you can write a better film than this."
- Alex to OJ
This line killed me.
Says pretty much all about the movie tbh xD
And great statement
I wish I had friends like Alex: Emotionally destroy you while completely destroying someone else is true friendship
They're doing it in an A.I. driven attempt to drop the bar so low that then by comparison other content that's already been created/paid for will have a relative value... I'd say "Duh" but I don't want to hurt anyone's precious feelings haha lol x
That was brutal 😂😂😂. OJ completely missed it😂😂😂😂
I love Alex and his humor. Over the years I’m so happy he stayed
“Not even alcohol could save it” -OJ 😂😂
Madame Web works as a supporting character, mentor, or chessmaster. She was never going to work as a protagonist
“I’ve been looking forward to this” - Count Dooku
"I wish I was on vacation." -Alex
I have a bad feeling about this
"Our terrible cinematic universe has doubled since the last time we met, Count" - Sony
Twice the pride, double the fall.
This is where the fun begins !!
The year is still young. Have faith that Hollywood can out shit themselves.
Of course it's not the worst movie of the year. It's February
I would have expected them to toss this out in January
There's still Kraven The Hunter
Its pretty sad that people known to make absolute shit, keep getting hired for big movies, in really good positions just shows how unbiased Hollywood is.
oh yeah, way too early to make this call. there is more shit to come for certain.
"Early 00s supwrheto movies were bad"
Woah, woah, woah 🤨
- Raimi Spider-Man 1 and 2
- X-men 1 and 2
- Batman Begins
Toby Spiderman 2 still the best Spiderman
I love Batman Begins, but it looks horrific and looks SO DATED
For every good one there were like 4 or 5 bad ones lolol
LOL, In Australia the DVD and Blu-Ray is already on sale and it only came out in the cinema 2 days ago!!!
That's the most craziest shit I've ever heard! 😂🤣
The rotten tomatoes scores for films written by the Madame Web writers:
Dracula Untold: 25%
The Last Witch Hunter: 18%
Madame Web: 17%
Morbius: 15%
Gods of Egypt: 14%
That’s all you need to know.
Leave Dracula alone😂
Dracula Untold is super underrated
Those are the screenwriters that constantly get jobs because they put out scripts quick and gladly take whatever notes interfering executives have.
Dracula was perfectly fine. Not to mention rotten tomatoes is the definition of a joke on many many movies. But those other movies did suck. Lmao.
Dracula was actually pretty fun tbh.
you know it sucks when even the main actress is like "fuck this shit im out"
Superheroes movies already got saturated anyway, Marvel had a good run
DC had mediocre or bad movies when it comes to live actions(current ones)
Thats how it works
She sucks as an actress so she should be lucky to get work
It's a shame because she would've been a good zatanna
I am baffled by Sony just not understanding they need to allocate more of the budget to the WRITERS or else they get a dud.
Also, I loved learning that once Dakota Johnson figured out just how bad this movie she was doing was she immediately fired her agent lol
Also it's because they lied to her and Sydney Sweeney by making them think it was an MCU movie.
@@ShadowSonic2making a movie is a multi year process with executives and meetings etc, there was no way everyone involved didnt know they were working with sony and not disney
Self-awareness. She said it was her first time working with blue screens and didn't know how well she was, because they had to yell "explosion" for her to react. She kept it as real as her red carpet dress... like damn!
They also read the script, though right? I highly doubt they didn't read it before the movie released, unless they were just improving lmao how do you read it and say "yeah this is a masterpiece"
Green screen or not, that woman is a terrible actress.
“Should you go out and see it because it’s so bad it’s good?” “FUCK NO” 💀
Knowing it’s this bad makes me kinda want to watch it🤣
@@Ronin-kk4bt It's like taking a shot from a drink that everyone is warning you against, just because you're curious.
I saw this film. I do not recommend it. No idea if that's going to stop you, lol.
Thankfully Alex wasn’t on vacation for this one!!!! 🤣
Joe wouldn’t have let him miss this train wreck
Couldn't run. And Couldn't hide 😅
He can't get away all the time
Joe would’ve bootleg the movie just to make him watch it 😂
AAAA movie
I never honestly understood product placement in movies. Who has honestly seen a product placement and thought to themselves they want to buy that item?
Run Nike Fatboy Nike Run Nike. Nike.
Says you. I'm pretty interested in picking up some Pepsi fireworks this year.
jurassic park barbasol
The best product placement in movies ever was transformers. The yellow mustang
They wouldn't do it if it didn't work
You know, I watched the old Spiderman cartoon series and it had a Madam Web arc follow by the secret wars arc and that was great! They could have... could have just written a script mostly based on that and I would watch that.
It would be too derivative of what the Spiderverse movies are doing.
Dakota in an ad “Madame Web is so good… I think you should see it twice”
Joe “ARE YOU… ARE YOU… ARE YOU OUTTA YA MIND!” 🤣
Yet she refuses to watch it once :)
It is funny because Dakota Johnson hasnt seen it once 🤣
I think that was an Easter Egg.
Spoiler: the main character sees things happening twice or more times.
Is it me or does Madame Web in the film look like Matt Hannon from the film Samurai Cop? 😂🤣
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3)
MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
AVI ARAD ruined everything again, just like he ruined TASM movies
And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
Well, Avi striked again to make movies sucks 😂
He’s also a jew
Wish I could half ass my job as bad as the writers and still get work, sheesh.
I’m shocked Sony made something good with into the spider verse
This can't be explained by coincidence or even incompetence. They're picking the worst fucking writers on purpose. This is a scam. And the fact that we can't work out how it all works is kinda impressive.
The fact that the same company that made the last two Spiderverse films made this monstrosity is honestly insane 😂
They are the same company that canceled a promising Popeye movie for the Emoji movie. The company is run by idiots that sometimes accidentally hires competent people.
@@antonakesson You just described 95% of the AAA gaming industry
@@frankieb9444 Indeed. Sad reality ain't it? XD
Here's what I did the day this film came out: First I had to go to the dentist for a filling. They had to numb me up, and it took TWO injections to fully numb my mouth. After that, I came home to find out my mom had COVID. So I had to then get a test to make sure I wasn't negative, and then I got a booster since it was a year since my last one. So now both my mouth AND arm hurt.
I LITERALLY spent the day getting stabbed by sharp painful objects, and I would do all that over again rather see this movie.
Sounds like the movie is worthy of a free screening at Guantanamo.
You got a booster? 😂 good luck.
Well, got the stronger version so it laid my ass OUT for four days straight. @@Dusterdimmu81
@@Dusterdimmu81 What about it?
A friend of mine worked as an production assistant on this film, and the higher ups verbally absued the shit out of them, so that gave me extra incentive to hope this movie loses Sony millions.
Why he let them and stand back then?
@@Eon2137unlinke the higher ups, they probably needed the money to live
@@Eon2137great way to get black listed in that industry. Harvey Weinstein got away with the shit he did for so long because he was a veritable titan in the industry for such a long time and it wasn't until he was old and wasn't making Hollywood money anymore before all of the shit he did came to light. There are a lot of terrible people in Hollywood that have way more power than they should
Yeah, it seems like an industry run by scumbags and a-holes. There's always something online or from personal testimony about just how bad the working environment is in Hollywood. Here's hoping they continue to hemorrhage money.
No freaking way are you telling me the idiots that run Sony are also bad people??? I'm so shocked
TAX WRITE OFF....they keep the Spiderman license and get a tax write off.
38:37 killed me, Other Joe's going to serious mode 🤣😂
I remember when Madam Web was announced I was kinda hyped! Of course, my idea of Madam Web was from the 90s Spiderman TAS where she's a powerful psychic that makes Spiderman do what she wants, including some multiverse shenanigans. This movie is just... ummm... just.... an abortion.
Dakota Johnson firing her agent after making her do cringe press is so unfathomably based. Good on her tbh
I mean are you sure about that? Do you honestly think she didn't know the movie was gonna bomb? She read the script and thought it was good, probably also saw the editing and thought the same.
I see her doing that as a way to try and save face imo. I mean look at the comments, all the people following the movie knew it was gonna be shit. LOL.
@@WutTheDeuceGaming she can't act for the life of her, and ain't no way she didn't read the script herself before signing up, so she made the agent the fall guy.
Classic.
Thats what's called a scapegoat. Blaming others for own mistakes
@@WutTheDeuceGaming When you are acting in a movie you don't necessarily see how it will turn out as an end product.
@@Arnyh0ld we also don't know what they told her, let alone what the script was like. maybe it was actually kinda decent and they talked her into it. don't go on assumptions. the world rarely matches your imaginations
I guarantee you 5 minutes of planning went into this movie.
“No Way Home made us more money than God so triple down on all the side characters we have the rights to! Make it quick, make it cheap, and out Sydney Sweeney in a skintight suit!”
You had me at Sydney Sweeney in a skintight suit. Greenlight this shit!
Ah yes, cheaper Spidey but Paranormal Activity with that Final Destination trailer/teaser👏👏😂
I imagine that’s the same sort of planning that went into the Flash.
suit of 1 minute
Probably written with ChatGPT haha
The problem is that Sony has an idea and someone has to work that idea in.
It's not "The director came to us with an idea for our property". which is how most good movies/shows happen.
There's literally a Sony Sponsored Madam Web Promo under this video as I watch it😂😂😂
Damn Shattered Dimensions absolutely dunks on this shit
Underrated Spiderman game.
Same with Edge of Time
That was my only exposure to madam web honestly.
Que confusion seeing the trailer and not seeing blind gramma
@@deadn00b1
That game was disappointing, but still leagues beyond this
Should get a remaster tbh. A truly hidden gem
When she says "you're going to love it" she shakes her head no. So even her body language knew it was BS. And she fired her agents. lol
She knows a little something about being tied to things
Imagine watching this in IMAX. It would be a war crime.
Btw, the character prefers, "Spider-Like Adjacent Person".
Smokey the Bear: Only you...Can prevent wildfires...outside of New Jersey.
I did watch it in IMAX due to hope of it being better. It wasn't, I could notice every flaw 10x more than if I attended regular cinema
@@noctambule5726 My GOD! And you lived to tell the tale! 😄My condolences.
@@Pab-B Yes, sir! 😎
This film could sweep the Razzie awards. The cast should walk the red carpet in their sexy dresses at the Razzies.
If Madame Web isn't Maggie Smith sitting in a chair with webs connecting her to every facet of the multi-verse...I ain't doing it!
Damn, Maggie Smith would be perfect for that role
"Why is it when something happens, it's always you three."
I was thinking more Helena Bonham Carter or Tilda Swinton.
@@osmanyousif7849 Ah man they'd be pretty awesome too but no, we get fifty shades of shit.
Maggie Smith. Such a missed opportunity. GIANT
Did we really think this move was gonna be good?
based on the trailer nope
@@SirJamesIGamerfuzion I wasn't even aware there was a trailer
I left room for the real possibility that it could have been good. I am not surprised, however, that it sucked.
@@mischiefandmayhem8409 It just sucks too much
@@kamuymamushi5877 They had one. Just one.
I 100% agree, this was one of those movies that was only made to keep the rights... and it somehow got approved for release by mistake.
Go Home, Sony! You're drunk...
When the Pepsi bottles came up I almost peed 🤣🤣🤣
Morbius ran so Madame Webb could drown
I remember when actors worried about flops and whether their career would be killed due to a bomb in Hollywood but today it appears 80% of movies fail and that's ok. I don't understand it but some people out there are fine with wasting a 100 million. That money could have changed things in the world but nope we are offered another waste of 2 hours. Crazy
Ever since the pandemic movies have gone downhill…nothing really catches my attention anymore.
@@johnnytactical3054Some are good, but blockbusters have really taken a downhill turn since Covid. Man, how many films come out nowadays that just straight up suck?? They never stop coming and its getting exhausting to hear how bad films are everywhere I go. We can only pray that indies and A24 can save us from this slopfest.
is because the agenda 2030 is on....
@@johnnytactical3054
@@johnnytactical3054 video games bro it will help.
@@johnnytactical3054TV is the new king of entertainment. Once there was a time where actors wouldn’t work in television because it was seen as “lesser”, but now it seems all the best content is mostly coming from tv series and not movies
The guy is playing a PSP in 2003 that doesn’t even make sense….
$200 million spent and they couldn't pay $100 to someone to teach the main character, A PARAMEDIC, how to administer CPR properly???????
They didn't even bother to look up a quick CZcams video lmao
I owe Catwoman 2004 an apology
I wanna say sorry to Spider-Man 3 and TAS 2 because of this one
Hee
No you don't. None of us.
@@ricardohoang8452Spider-Man 3 is a masterpiece what were you on about
@@justzack641 Lack of Venom and Sandman acts
Right when I saw the writers of Morbius were behind this, I knew no amount of morbin was going to save this film
I just morbed reading this
Yeah, continue beating the dead horse over a line that has never been said AT ALL!!!
@@maxkliegl1951Sounds like something someone who hasn’t morbed enough would say
@@chadman9355 Just STFU!! That line was never said in Morbius at all! You know Jared Leto almost committed suicide because of that quote!
@@chadman9355 Just stop! That line was not said in Morbius at all! Did you know Jared Leto almost ended his life due to you "people" saying that? Remember that if you want to make fun of someone, make fun of yourself first!
@3:21 actually early 2000s films weren’t nearly as bad as some if the crap coming out of the MCU. X-Men 1&2 and Spider-Man 1&2 were definitely the good ones to come out of early 2000s. Unfortunately the same could not be said about the other stuff
I never knew I wanted a video so badly.
😂😅😂
I wish someone could take away Sony's rights to the spiderman IP lol
There should be a court order after this abomination
Marvel selling those movie rights back in 90s was the WORST mistake they ever made. Idc if it’s Disney or not, or how much it costs, someone needs to take the Spider-Man movie rights away from Sony, what they’re doing is downright criminal lmao
It could end up in Disney's hands and I'm not sure it would be better. Beware what you wish for.
@@killuminati2911 Disney is the lesser of two evils, but I would rather see a new studio (or multiple?) take a crack at Spidey & other heroes
Perhaps that is the goal?
Hegelian Dialectic: Problem, Reaction, Solution
Sony Pictures makes terrible movies, putting them closer to bankruptcy.
Solution: Disney buys Sony Pictures, putting them one step closer to a monopoly.
I don't see how these Spider-Man spin-off movies can be this bad unless it's been done intentionally. It's not like they don't have decades of material to draw inspiration from, right?
From the Rothschild 25 Point Plan
19. Masquerade as political, financial and economic advisers to carry out our mandates with Diplomacy and without fear of exposing “the secret power behind national and international affairs.”
20. Ultimate world government is the goal. *It will be necessary to establish huge monopolies,* so even the largest fortunes of the Goyim will depend on us to such an extent that they will go to the bottom together with the credit of their governments on the day after the great political smash.”
Is it possible that Avi Arad might have 'something" to do with pushing this plan forward in some capacity?
at 31:39 Product Placement All Over LOL!!! Angry Joeshow bro
Huge fan! You guys should DEFINITELY do a spin off podcast and double your income with a “Drunk Angry Movie Review” podcast!
25:35 Alex's rant here was so visceral and real, I could FEEL his passion about cinema coming from each word. I feel far too many people share that same sentiment
In the theatre I work in yesterday we have a Bargain Wednesday so tickets are cheaper. Madame Web released the same day as Bob Marley. Bob Marley absolutely wiped the floor with Madame Web. Madame Web’s highest attendance was about 45 seats out of 200 for one screen. Bob Marley nearly sold out 3 screens in the space of 2 hours.
Its Marley Time!
Your theater did much better on Madame Web, than the one I went to, I know you are speaking as an theater employee, but my numbers are as a customer.
Anyhow I went to watch Madame Web on 2/15/24 for a 6:30pm showing in Vegas, the theater I was in seats 150 max, there was only 9 people in there, eight others, including myself.
It was so embarrassing for a superhero film, the only other two superhero films, that I can remember having this low poor viewership on its first two days were this, Blue Beetle and New Mutants.
Just in case you’re interested, there was only 3 people total for opening day on New Mutants at the theater I went to, because of Covid and the limited seating.
@@seanmiles6991 don't worry we WILL GET THROUGH THIS!
Why is it set in 2003 when the first Spider-Man movie came out at 2002. The Madame Web movie says Peter isn't even born yet? Are they going by Tom Holland?
It 100% felt like the script was written and someone just sribbled out all the notes in the margins and went "yeah print it". "there's all this exposition we need to include but I've not worked out how to include it yet I'll sort it for the 2nd draft" 'nah bro print it'.
How is it possible Sony keeps topping themselves with the worst superhero movies ever made??
they likely go with the cheapest of the cheap to crank out literally anything and keep that license
Sony should sell the IP, but not to Disney
@@asteria9963Avi Arad is just as bad as the execs at Warner Bros since the Richard Donner Superman era
@ff05t81t If they sell the ip, they have no bargaining power for Spider-Man game exclusivity.
@@Slaskisofa_TLG completely true, though I’m tired of absolute dogshit movies from Spider-Man’s villains/anti-heros.
I don't know why they made Madame Web young when in the comics as well as the 1994 Spiderman the Animated Series was an old blind woman who has the ability to travel from dimension to dimension. I remember Madame Web from the 1994 Spiderman the Animated Series as an elderly wise woman who helps Spiderman in his task to save the Multiverse.
In comics now she is young
@@lightdarksoul2097 Since when did that happen?
@@samflood5631 Marvel Comics and DC Comics suck recently
@@ricardohoang8452 Why did Marvel Comics made Madame Web young? Did they remove her blindness too?
@@lightdarksoul2097 Of course Marvel will have to make her younger like Peter's Auntie May 😂
I gave up on Hollywood a while back. It's a bunch of 2hour commercials
25:34 Alex is just saying what needs to be said here.
In classic alex fashion
Yes, and MAYBE Hollywood can stop trying to make bad D tier nepo-baby actors like Dakota Johnson a thing now
You should watch film threat on the dei revelations regarding writers and script requirements now days. Makes it basically impossible.
@@cooleycollege01 What is that?
@@drfr0stii704 a CZcams channel with Chris Gore etc.
I just saw the IMAX premiere in Stockholm, and the whole theatre had no more than 15 people in it 😅
You and 14 other people are part of the problem. Congratulations.
That’s crazy, that’s like 14% of Stockholms population.
There were 5 people including me in the theater yesterday, 2 of the other 4 were my mom and sister
@@Kokong Most Swedes knew that it sucks
You must have Stockholm syndrome if you willingly paid Hollywood to create their next stinker!
I've now come to the thought process that if producers and game devs are sayin loudly that the game/movie is amazing and you'll watch it twice or dubbing it a quadruple A game. It's trash and they're hoping consumers won't notice until money is wasted to try and recoup their losses.
i KNOW about those hellraisers... i watched them all.. I just got flashbacks about the random scenes intercut with Pinbloke walking around and looking at things for 5 seconds before cutting back
Big cheers to Alex and his discussion of nepo babies and no-talent hacks that are preventing new, fresh talent from entering the entertainment industry.
Yeah, you have those like Dakota Johnson, Lily Rose-Depp, Bryce Dallas Howard, Scott Eastwood, Liam Hemsworth, and others like that.
@@christopherregan1654most of those people are actually good at what they do though
Can't wait for you to review Madame Web 2 Joe!
I think all youtuber movie critics need to start calling out these studio execs who keep approving and greenlighting this garbage starting with AMY PASCAL who thought hiring the worst writers in the industry (morbius) was a good idea.
Hollywood writing is such a depressing example of failing upward.
Cue Alex Kurtzman
Sucking their way to the top.
@@frankieb9444 He wrote Transformers Prime though.
In the immortal words of Red Letter Media "Fuck you it's January" 😅
But it's February...
Now I know why The Nerd Crew returned ...
@deathsyth8888 Have you ever heard the old saying: "Jokes only work if you don't think about them too hard." 🤣
Red letter media
More like their " Fuck You - it's FOREVER!"
Looking forward for the sequel "El Araño Origins" (feat Pedro el Parker )
Dude what a clown u are hahahahaha
Sony clinging desperately to that Spider-Man license. That’s the only reason this and their recent live action spider-verse films exist.
I feel like at this point Sony is holding Spider-Man hostage and it's just so sad to see considering he's literally the most popular superhero in the world (at least when you look at overall sales of products, merchandise, games, movies, shows and everything else that that entails)
That is exactly what is happening and Sony will get a tax break for this movie
Honestly if Disney had it. there would be literally no changes made. Cinema is dead for the sake of diversity.
@kylemenos I mean maybe but at least there would be a pubic of a chance whereas with Sony it's just dead before it even starts getting written. I don't like some of the writing and casting choices of Marvel's most recent Spider-Man movies but I still thought that they were top-of-the-line movies to be honest (granted the latest one had a huge Supporting Cast carrying it but still)
@@mrb8242 Just watch what they were saying on the red carpet. about 5 actresses talking about being powerful women. It's the same writing everywhere. The whole world is obsessed with being liberal and it's boring. The entire industry of tv and entertainment including games is dead for western culture.
no one can write a good story because writing is forced down this line of women and black people only and bad one dimensional white guys. no one can relate to these characters and they don't have any development.
that's exactly why they won't let him go HAHA and I feel bad for kinda liking the idea that Xbox players don't get to play the games
At first, I didn't have a problem with Madame Web being young because I thought Dakota Johnson was playing Julia Carpenter, a Spider-Woman who became the second Madame Web after the first one died. Julia was a lot more active in the field as Madame Web, and Dakota Johnson's outfit in the movie is clearly based off of her. When I saw Sydney Sweeney in Julia's Spider-Woman costume, THAT was when I realized Dakota Johnson was playing the original Madame Web and I knew the movie would fail. Having Dakota Johnson play Julia Carpenter would've solved SOME of the movie's problems. 🤦♂
The movie flopped the moment the "researching spiders when she died" line was heard.
"Spoilers, who give a F?!" lmao at this point....
The friends are like. We're going to stop doing stuff with you Joe.😂
“Sony Go Home You’re Drunk” 😂😂😂😂
Just when you thought there couldn't have been a worse attempt at making a superhero cinematic universe than the DCEU, boy was i wrong 😂
Sony said hold my bear xD
@@kibawhitewolf2878 Sony and Marvel both did that. Considering MCU previous shitty bombs, this one was so normal
The absolute worst DCEU movie is lightyears beyond these films
somehow every year they make worst movies than previous years💀☠️
@ricardohoang8452 yea marvel been putting some forgettable duds that bomb. Just Sony is doing a worst job at it.
Sony has to keep pumping out movies, even if they are absolute shit, just to keep the rights to the Marvel characters that they *currently* have the licensing for (namely anything under the Spiderman umbrella). Don't expect this dumpster train to end any time soon. The moment they give up, Disney can get the rights back completely. It's so damn sad. If they had good writers, they could at least make respectable stories that have more lasting power than two weeks in the theater before they embarrassingly dump it online and hope drunk people rent it. But Sony can't seem to grasp the art of comic book movies. They pump and dump and pray for returns.
Avi Arad has a history of getting involved in creative projects just to claim it as his. He did this throughout his tenure at Marvel and screwed over so many creative teams just to feed his ego. I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already tried to muscle his way into the third spider-verse movie or other future comic related projects.
He's gonna ruin Zelda next. Hopefully Miyamoto has him in a leash and chains.
"Spoilers Joe!"
"WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!"
"Go ahead."
15:24
I'm dying, that was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard in any video on CZcams in my life. Oh, I can't stop laughing!
😂😂
What?
I laughed so hard
It was funnier months ago when I saw it a few times on other review channels
14:26 - "who gives a fugkk!"
Ironically, the best filmed stuff in Madam Web was the stock footage.
As in city scape shots or just background scenery only.
8:18 you know the movie is bad when Joe uses his “are you out of your mind?” phrase 😂
This is what happens when writers and directors fail upwards.
This is what happens when you try to make the cheapest movie possible
Not all early 2000s comic book movies were bad? Blade, spider-man, spider-man 2
Im remembering movies that are a hundred times better than todays garbage ...
They werent all that acceptable back then
But Blade 1 was the best of the 3
Spider man had a good trilogy
What u talking
exactly. Blade 1 was goty@@JohnnyFish971
X-Men, X2.
X-Men and Hulk were decent too.
I usually don't watch spoilers if I haven't seen a movie, but this movie is such a wreck I am pulling over and taking selfies.
Congratulations, Halle Barry.
You no longer start in the worst superhero film anymore.
"Dakota Johnson is playing a teenager and she's 28!"
Try 35, Joe.
No she wasnt playing a teenager if you payed attention she was 30 in the film
She looks about 35, yeah
Joe was actually talking about Sydney Sweeney.
@@magnabeast88 she looks 40, like a real world MILF, but she's not a movie level MILF.
@@magnabeast88You paid attention to Madame Webb? Good for you, bro. Good for you. 😂
Her powers are from Final Destination. They showed it in the trailers. This was bound to fail hard
I think if they make her movie as supranatural detective story, it would received better (eventhough still bad)
The superhero aspect really make it worse
Sony apparently scrubbed every mention of spider-man from the movie which is probably why Ben and Mary have almost no attention on them all their scenes probably got cut
i wish sony would just give up and sell all their superhero's back to marvel because they just keep fucking it up. Like they would make more money just selling it back. Its such a fucking waste of characters.
Morbius: Hahaha! I was terrible!
Madame Web: Hold my futuresight.
Black Widow: Hold my spandex
When you look at the writers’ oeuvre it’s a surprise they still have jobs in screenwriting
Same as in every job. People who do what the boss wants are the most precious little babies while critical thinkers who work extremely hard are „trouble makers“ because they won’t just do what Daddy tells them even though Daddy doesn’t know shit.
Lol when Joe was like "it shouldn't be reminding us of the early 2000s", I feel like that's the only vibe the movie achieved. Reminding us of pre-Avengers cringy superhero adaptations.
LMAO 😂 CZcams has a Madem Web ad run during this review saying this movie is an epic mystery
are only hope now is for Deadpool 3 to save marvel
Stan Lee’s wife Joan was the voice behind my introduction to Madam Web…as soon as I saw the trailer for this movie I immediately just wanted to rewatch the 90s Spider-Man 🤷🏾♂️
There was a 90’s Spider-Man?!
@@rooroo8767 Spider-Man the animated series in the mid-90s. Before the Tobey Maguire movies, that was our definitive version.
I would watch that right after school on fox kids.
@@theunknowncommenter725 It still is my definitive version since it was an introduction to both Spider-Man and the world of Marvel.
25:33 Alex spewing righteous fire, as usual!
This is not surprising AT ALL. Even for a superhero movie this shit looked laughably bad. Sony has got to be full of 70 year old mfs that have no idea how to make superhero movies cuz wow they are on a roll.
It's what happened to the Fantastic Four license all over again
Alex, "oh, THAT was the embarrassing part..." referring to the Spiders in the Amazon comment. That was hilarious.
When the Pepsi showed up in Joe’s hands I lost it with laughter.
"Oh no, it's Arachnid-Bloke!"
Arachnid-Bloke, Arachnid-Bloke, can't swing on webs, he's a joke.