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  • @LM-vq7ju
    @LM-vq7ju Před 3 měsíci +2085

    Anybody Else go straight to the spoiler video?! Haha

    • @darkvoicess
      @darkvoicess Před 3 měsíci +128

      I got a feeling that watching this is gonna be more entertaining than the movie itself haha

    • @keysersoze9592
      @keysersoze9592 Před 3 měsíci +57

      Havnt watched a superhero movie since Love and Thunder. I legit have no care to go to the theatres for these movies

    • @ZimmFor3
      @ZimmFor3 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Had to 😭

    • @deffloyd
      @deffloyd Před 3 měsíci +4

      I did😂

    • @PeenTip
      @PeenTip Před 3 měsíci +18

      I came to see if anyone is mentioning the morbius cameo. That moment when madame web was going through time she ended up in the wrong universe to morbius timeline to the exact moment he says “it’s morbin time”

  • @Kevin.Wandertales
    @Kevin.Wandertales Před 3 měsíci +520

    “It‘s a great Valentine‘s Movie“
    “If you wanna break up“
    I‘m dead😂

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki Před 3 měsíci +12

      "Babe,it's not gonna work out"
      😂😂😂

    • @emmanuelsneakz
      @emmanuelsneakz Před 3 měsíci +2

      Add timestamp 😂

    • @carlosmontes3673
      @carlosmontes3673 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Man I should have known but I wasn't madem web 😅😂

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis Před 2 měsíci

      @@emmanuelsneakz 9:15

    • @thsudy
      @thsudy Před měsícem

      “Babe, this relationship binds us together, like a Web”
      “I think we should see other people”

  • @ggom603
    @ggom603 Před 3 měsíci +918

    ‪The rotten tomatoes scores for films written by the Madame Web writers:‬
    ‪Dracula Untold: 25%‬
    ‪The Last Witch Hunter: 18%‬
    ‪Madame Web: 17%‬
    ‪Morbius: 15%‬
    ‪Gods of Egypt: 14%‬
    ‪That’s all you need to know. ‬

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 Před 3 měsíci +157

      I kinda liked Dracula Untold.

    • @jameswtlocs
      @jameswtlocs Před 3 měsíci +97

      Dracula Untold was good though

    • @ggom603
      @ggom603 Před 3 měsíci +96

      @@samflood5631that’s why it’s the highest rated one for them😂

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Morbius? How did these writers get away with that?

    • @TheDestroyerX
      @TheDestroyerX Před 3 měsíci +17

      Power Rangers (2017) 51% they have wrote the story with Michele and Kieran Mulroney and John Gatins

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 Před 3 měsíci +865

    Working on my studies: Nah I don’t feel like it
    Watching Angryjoe tear apart an obviously terrible movie: I’m locked in

  • @adamgadberry8663
    @adamgadberry8663 Před 3 měsíci +455

    “He does have sex with that one older lady..but we’ll get to that.”
    WHAT? 😂😂

    • @Spider_Mike023
      @Spider_Mike023 Před 3 měsíci +51

      Lol wait he didn’t get to that did he?

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@Spider_Mike023probably for the best.

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@Spider_Mike023He hit it

    • @dethswurl117
      @dethswurl117 Před 3 měsíci +23

      Lol I think that was the security guard or whatever that they talked about
      Where she slept in her bra and he poisoned her to get her security codes or something

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude Před 3 měsíci

      Ezekiel slept with an old CIA agent lady to get the codes for their surveillance

  • @partydude388
    @partydude388 Před 3 měsíci +192

    "You know what's not confusing? Pepsi." killed me

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I love Pepsi but I don't think I would even use it in this way just what

    • @ImNotPhaT
      @ImNotPhaT Před 3 měsíci +4

      The villain was killed by Pepsi, literally.

    • @cybergothika6906
      @cybergothika6906 Před 3 měsíci

      You gotta sell, right?

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@ImNotPhaTHe failed the Pepsi Challenge

  • @mr.heisenberg1570
    @mr.heisenberg1570 Před 3 měsíci +211

    Sony: Its floppin’ time!

  • @johnwalker5617
    @johnwalker5617 Před 3 měsíci +191

    She is also an elderly woman who is blind and paralyzed, as she has the neurological condition myasthenia gravis. She stays alive with the help of a life-support system her husband built for her, and all of the various tubes and devices just so happen to resemble a spider's web, with her in the center

    • @thehorsefromGOTs8
      @thehorsefromGOTs8 Před 3 měsíci +27

      that sounds cooler than this

    • @OctEddie
      @OctEddie Před 3 měsíci +18

      You can still arrive there…but…not with Sony.

  • @kingston4313
    @kingston4313 Před 3 měsíci +127

    Man, Alex is so quick-witted with his quips that most of the time the other two just dont catch it.

    • @9kf8x
      @9kf8x Před 3 měsíci +8

      like when he attempts to correct Joe on saying “squash” lmaoo

    • @thedarkemissary
      @thedarkemissary Před 3 měsíci +4

      45:16 - Yeah, but he missed his chance to say, "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, IT"S WEBBIN TIME!!"

  • @sunfy8
    @sunfy8 Před 3 měsíci +130

    'The power to not get deported..' 🤣🤣😂

    • @greatredchicken
      @greatredchicken Před 3 měsíci +11

      That made me throw my taco over the wall 🌮 🧱😂

  • @nickpartynski6663
    @nickpartynski6663 Před 3 měsíci +274

    i cant wait for the pitch meeting on this one LMAO

    • @patriciaa65
      @patriciaa65 Před 3 měsíci +31

      “ Wow wow wow”

    • @kingstonanith
      @kingstonanith Před 3 měsíci +6

      Same here😂

    • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
      @GaudiaCertaminisGaming Před 3 měsíci +2

      Same. Can’t wait.

    • @rclaws3230
      @rclaws3230 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@darthkai8242BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.

    • @donnythedingo
      @donnythedingo Před 3 měsíci +16

      "And you're saying this Spider-Man character has absolutely nothing to do with Spide-Man?"
      "That's right, Sir."
      "How does that work?"
      "Hey, shut up-anyway there's this spider spooge..."

  • @6sKi6z6
    @6sKi6z6 Před 3 měsíci +50

    “I’m gonna finish you like a delicious, thirst quenching Pepsi Cola”- Ezekiel.

  • @aidanjeffers1020
    @aidanjeffers1020 Před 3 měsíci +106

    Rarely do you see other joe so animated!

  • @noahmarler716
    @noahmarler716 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Did anyone else notice that when the Madame Web lady got back from Peru she drove to Ben's house in the SAME MESSED UP STOLEN TAXI CAB that she I guess stored somewhere and has presumably been reported stolen to the police for about a week now while she was out of the country? I nearly had an aneurism.

    • @Angelo_X_2045
      @Angelo_X_2045 Před 2 měsíci

      This!!
      Me and my wife were wondering how tf was she not stopped driving that same taxi she stole before.
      Did the guy just say f**k it and decided not to care about/report the car and change careers? 🤷🏽‍♂️
      Then again, even if he did that, the Taxi company their selves would've reported the car stolen. It made no sense lol.

  • @gabrielboorom2683
    @gabrielboorom2683 Před 3 měsíci +69

    With Great Pepsi comes Great Product Placement...

    • @Collect2Disconnect
      @Collect2Disconnect Před 3 měsíci +1

      One Pepsi soda can and one Pepsi sign turned this whole movie into a meme

  • @papamunster665
    @papamunster665 Před 3 měsíci +77

    Alex ripping this movie apart had me laughing my freaking a** off especially when he said she has the power of stupid lol 🤣💀💀

  • @TalkToMeQA78
    @TalkToMeQA78 Před 3 měsíci +286

    This is so funny! it's like The Walking Dead where you can't say the word Zombie, circumventing the royalty payout system by refusing to say words like "Spiderman".. Madam Web.

    • @jamesg8175
      @jamesg8175 Před 3 měsíci +30

      The walking dead is set in a world where zombies arnt established, its not they're not allowed to say the word its that the word zombie doesn't exist

    • @GunSwordGaming
      @GunSwordGaming Před 3 měsíci +4

      Spider-Hhwalkers

    • @TalkToMeQA78
      @TalkToMeQA78 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@jamesg8175 I get that James. That why I said like a similarity but this is done intentionally to forgo royalties to established IP's. I also know that TWD started from a comic in the 2000's.

    • @xandrixcreed
      @xandrixcreed Před 3 měsíci +13

      I understand your comparison but its a bad one. They're not not allowed to say zombies lol. They just don't.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@jamesg8175that makes no sense

  • @ac8274
    @ac8274 Před 3 měsíci +231

    I don’t even watch Marvel movies anymore, these reviews are more entertaining 😂😂

    • @princenoreally
      @princenoreally Před 3 měsíci +13

      Exactly sometimes it sounds like there just making shit up but nope that just the movie

    • @chingatu6644
      @chingatu6644 Před 3 měsíci +20

      not a real marvel movie

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@chingatu6644What difference does that make? Both suck.

    • @ac8274
      @ac8274 Před 3 měsíci

      @@chingatu6644 you’re not a real person. Foh

    • @libanscekei8942
      @libanscekei8942 Před 3 měsíci +29

      ​@@KhanMann66 you know damn well there is a massive difference between a Sony marvel film and a Disney mcu marvel film. Using the word "marvel" is disingenuous because it makes it seem like disney/marvel studios are responsible for this.
      Like would anybody ever think the original winning the pooh creators are responsible for the horror film that came out. So yes, it does fucking matter, especially with all these Sony stans talking about how Disney is trash and Sony is amazing and needs the spiderman rights...

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Chris Stuckmann: “hey, they worked really hard on this.” lol

  • @riotd.r.8363
    @riotd.r.8363 Před 3 měsíci +86

    You know, I was fine with thinking Madam Webb was a magical being from another dimension. Not everybody needs an origin story.

  • @christophertamez126
    @christophertamez126 Před 3 měsíci +294

    “One of Spider-Man powers is not fashion”… homeboy has like a billion different costume designs

    • @voidofsilence6616
      @voidofsilence6616 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Depending on the version of Peter Parker, Miles Morales, or just any different Spider-Man or Woman. That and they upgrade their suits or have specific suits for certain scenarios. They didn't have so many just so it's fashionable, they all had a purpose based on design and why it was made for it.

    • @thatoneguy3253
      @thatoneguy3253 Před 3 měsíci +12

      I suppose it’s not necessarily Spider-Man powers but technically when he has the Symbiote he does in fact have fashion as a super power as seen in multiple iterations.

    • @CLAMS_Casino
      @CLAMS_Casino Před 3 měsíci +1

      Bruh Alex opinion sucks most of the time

    • @ismaelanzaldua7959
      @ismaelanzaldua7959 Před 3 měsíci +8

      It's called a joke, ever heard of that concept?

    • @BFG100
      @BFG100 Před 3 měsíci

      Homeboy 😂 cringe

  • @Misace2500
    @Misace2500 Před 3 měsíci +152

    Suicide squad kill the justice league is going to be hilarious. The worse the product the better the angry Joe video

    • @f10pped36
      @f10pped36 Před 3 měsíci

      Tbf ktjl is very fun but it's hard to critique a incomplete story since it's a (I hate this) live service game

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce Před 3 měsíci +17

      ​@@f10pped36there's way more to criticize in that game than just the story. The UI bloat might be one of the worst in any game I've seen for example.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@f10pped36Nope even better excuse to shit on the game. Live service games suck.

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 Před 3 měsíci

      i cant wait for the angry review

    • @f10pped36
      @f10pped36 Před 3 měsíci

      @CaptainTitforce literally turn it off.

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 Před 3 měsíci +115

    VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3)
    MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
    And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
    AVI ARAD ruined everything again, just like he ruined TASM
    And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 Před 3 měsíci +3

      So is Kraven the Hunter going to be good?

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@samflood5631 Depends. The director of the movie may have brought us an enjoyable heist movie without any betrayal plotline (Triple Frontier), but it is from the writer who brought us Anthony Hopkins saying "dude" which is cringy asf.

    • @Zombiesnyder13
      @Zombiesnyder13 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@jakey14344
      JC Chandor is just the director, not the writer or the producer, so he can't save this movie
      It's very possible that he has reduced himself into a director for hire

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@Zombiesnyder13so it's like a similar situation to Ang Lee's Hulk huh?

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Avi Arad is involved with the Zelda movie, lol imagine a Link cosplayer facing bad CGi Ganondorf, that will be glorious

  • @ryanarchuleta6231
    @ryanarchuleta6231 Před 3 měsíci +15

    My dad leaned in to tell me "the bottle rocket blew a hole in a brick wall" at the firework warehouse like it was the dumbest thing he'd ever seen.

  • @AmpND
    @AmpND Před 3 měsíci +38

    Alex's side commentary had me f'in rollin!

  • @Pab-B
    @Pab-B Před 3 měsíci +23

    The CIA just found some new torture material.

    • @jackochainsaw
      @jackochainsaw Před 3 měsíci +3

      So did clockwork orange by the sounds of it.

  • @mrz3062
    @mrz3062 Před 3 měsíci +25

    It’s refreshing to see OJ equally (if not more) angry/frustrated about something than AJ.

  • @grkpektis
    @grkpektis Před 3 měsíci +60

    Morbius is Blade on Wish, this POS movie is a porn parody without the porn

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 Před 3 měsíci +1

      its like sony makes terrible movies on purpose they got lucky with into the spiderverse

    • @rinyuki8278
      @rinyuki8278 Před 3 měsíci

      Oh I get the joke because the leading actress was in a porn like movie

    • @MauZangetsu
      @MauZangetsu Před 3 měsíci +1

      Holy shit you annihilated the movie with that roast

    • @PaulXPZ
      @PaulXPZ Před 3 měsíci

      shame. would have paid god money for a sidney sweeny/isabela merced porn parody

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Před 3 měsíci +179

    The worst part of this movie is that not only did it misrepresent Madame Web's character, but it wasted three awesome Spider-Women. If it was just a bad movie that had only one Spider-Woman, I'd be disappointed that it didn't do her justice. But failing three Spider-Women just hurts me as a Spider-Man fan. Especially since I like the actresses who play them. Cindy Moon/Silk is getting her own TV show. Hope that doesn't get fucked up too.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I have no context of who they are but I would rather watch the three spider women in a movie with them casting a actor who better represents the Madam web we know

    • @CurtisDofMontana
      @CurtisDofMontana Před 3 měsíci +8

      Look I stepped in a big pile of Madame Web 💩💩💩💩 😂😂😂

    • @dantauche7917
      @dantauche7917 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Spoiler alert….her show will suck too

    • @MrMacho2000
      @MrMacho2000 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Silk is being produced by the same company unfortunately

    • @CLAMS_Casino
      @CLAMS_Casino Před 3 měsíci +15

      Simping at an all time high in this post

  • @Foxhound300
    @Foxhound300 Před 3 měsíci +56

    Between this and the Red Letter Media “livestream” this movie has been a damn treasure.

  • @TH-yt6xv
    @TH-yt6xv Před 3 měsíci +9

    “The inability to act”…hilarious one liner lost in the mix 🤣🤣🤣

  • @badlandschugsnumber1fan123
    @badlandschugsnumber1fan123 Před 3 měsíci +10

    How did the newspaper get out that quickly? This all happened in the span of what 5-7 hours? They typed it printed it out and it ended up at a diner that the dude was reading and called the cops 💀

  • @ianbrittain9575
    @ianbrittain9575 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Can we talk about how the 2003 NSA software catches a random girl’s face in a car in Queens, but can’t catch Cassandra Web booking a flight in a post 9/11 world…..

  • @ITSNICKMELLO
    @ITSNICKMELLO Před 3 měsíci +7

    The quote “When you take responsibility you will gain powerful abilities” I think was a desperate attempt for a writer to sound as smart as the one who said “with great power comes great responsibility” and failed miserably.

  • @t-t6244
    @t-t6244 Před 3 měsíci +63

    This just proves how that any movie that has to do with spider man, and doesn’t have him in the movie, it’s gonna suck

    • @Spider_Mike023
      @Spider_Mike023 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Honestly wish the Garfield series continued. Weren’t perfect no. But we’re decent enough, and they set things up better. I’d have liked to see a sinister six film that were setting up and hinting at in the films. After Garfield’s were canned and went to hollands they just started pumping this out cause they saw others pumping smaller character films and assumed it’d be fine. Like naw need some damn set up. It’s like hulk in MCU atm. I don’t like him. Even though hulk is a beloved character of mine. I can’t get behind him cause they never set him up really. Cap, Thor, iron man, all had movies prior to avengers to help flesh them out and I was wicked into them in an avengers film, but hulk we just told assume his backstory basically is the Norton one even though it doesn’t feel it is and I just can get behind him…. So why would I care about a venom, morbius, or madam web movie? They haven’t any build up or sort of set up but yet it’s like we’re expected to go in like they been in the universes already? Naw I don’t get it……
      like another way look at it most people who got into these characters were through other characters. When was younger I never glanced at wolverine or went out my way to get a wolverine or X-men comic, but when I read him in a team up comic with spidey I was like oh he’s pretty cool and interesting, then I went all in on him. Same with these kinds of movies. Want people to be excited and such for a madam web movie and maybe get more investors on board with funding it, have her appear to Holland spidey in one the movies once or twice. Give a taste of who she is and what she capable of and there relationship so people get talking and interested, and then can go all in on it.

    • @J0n4THANOS
      @J0n4THANOS Před 3 měsíci +5

      Venom (haven’t seen Carnage) wasn’t all THAT bad….but yeah, you’re not wrong.😂

    • @MaaZeus
      @MaaZeus Před 3 měsíci +1

      Both Venom movies were quite decent. Not good mind you but enjoyable to watch.

    • @Cruddy129
      @Cruddy129 Před 3 měsíci +1

      No, we CAN have it without Peter, it is possible
      The reason why we never seen one thats remotely tolerable other than Venom, is because we always have shit writers that doesnt have the intellegence to make decent stories

    • @DeRockMedia
      @DeRockMedia Před 3 měsíci

      Venom at least still felt like it's own universe, and the hope to have him appear on screen with spider still felt possible. I haven't watched Madam Web but I'm very interested in seeing the dumpster fire

  • @UBOAF
    @UBOAF Před 3 měsíci +32

    Angry Joe and Pitch meeting . My two favorite places to go when i know a bad movie is out 😂

  • @tre-vonlewis8884
    @tre-vonlewis8884 Před 3 měsíci +29

    I don't comment much, but after watching this review I had too! This review was the most entertaining review I've watched by the gang thus far! You can definitely tell they were feeling their drinks lmao i love to see it! Not too mention seeing OJ so animated, get that man more drinks! Lmao

    • @darthvaper6745
      @darthvaper6745 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Totally... Minimum of three beers for other Joe before all vids from now on

  • @winstonmontgomery8211
    @winstonmontgomery8211 Před 3 měsíci +52

    In the immortal words of Red Letter Media "Fuck you, it's January" 😅

  • @Gala-yp8nx
    @Gala-yp8nx Před 3 měsíci +4

    My favorite review of this movie so far has got to be from Kevin Maher of The Times: "its sheer mind-boggling awfulness, it represents the death of the superhero genre, the burning of the superhero genre to the ground and then the returning in the middle of the night to piss on the superhero genre's ashes.”

  • @cosmicking7979
    @cosmicking7979 Před 3 měsíci +34

    As a fellow new jerseyian, Alex doesnt hate on new jersey enough here

    • @A_YouTube_Commenter
      @A_YouTube_Commenter Před 3 měsíci +3

      Alex is from Jersey? Haha! We really are everywhere.

    • @Graffels
      @Graffels Před 3 měsíci +5

      This movie was so bad it made Alex talk about his homeland 😂

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman Před 3 měsíci +3

      I literally did TWO spit-takes...one, Edison is my hometown...and two, I actually knew the deli he was talking about...and he wasn't lying, back in the day we could cater a party with one or two of their subs...

    • @cosmicking7979
      @cosmicking7979 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@42Mrgreenman is the deli still good?

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@cosmicking7979Haven't been there in nearly a decade, but apparently if Alex looked them up, at least they're still open...

  • @bldfalcon
    @bldfalcon Před 3 měsíci +30

    Good shout out Alex. Harold's NY Deli is effin great. And yes I'm a Jersian. 😂

  • @dantauche7917
    @dantauche7917 Před 3 měsíci +15

    I posted a review on google stating exactly “This movie was absolute garbage. I can’t wait for it to fail spectacularly and flop into oblivion”. Thirty seconds later I get an email from Google saying my review was deleted because it violated their profanity policy. LOL WTF. Clearly damage control has already begun…

  • @agentsmith2378
    @agentsmith2378 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Alex taking offence at tiny women wasting food in the diner is typical chef i luv it.

  • @PhantomShadow224
    @PhantomShadow224 Před 3 měsíci +21

    I went in expecting final destination and what I got was that so Raven

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Is that good? Because I somewhat enjoying That So Raven when I was kid.

    • @PhantomShadow224
      @PhantomShadow224 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@samflood5631 🎵Oooooo she can see the future yeahhhh🎵

    • @noreason4642
      @noreason4642 Před 3 měsíci

      Get OFF THE PLANE

  • @AnakinTheWeird
    @AnakinTheWeird Před 3 měsíci +17

    Watching AJ and OJ getting shitfaced to make it to the end of the review is the best part

  • @TomoEriGoto
    @TomoEriGoto Před 3 měsíci +35

    The only time I saw Madam Web was in the Spider-Man animated series, outside that, I don’t know her from anywhere else (not a comic book reader.)
    These standalone movies could have worked to an extent if they had the right people behind them, but Sony doesn’t care (until it hits their bottom line.)
    I shudder what they’re going to do to Doc Ock, because you know they will.

    • @DeRockMedia
      @DeRockMedia Před 3 měsíci +2

      Ya, I remember seeing her on the old 90s Fox show, never really cared for her, I just wanted to see Venom and Spidey go at it

  • @XOJeanne
    @XOJeanne Před 3 měsíci +10

    Im happy Alex didn’t escape this one being on vacation 😂

  • @puspavelai8353
    @puspavelai8353 Před 3 měsíci +8

    "The power of Afros?!!" That went into the darkest places, the writers were on a roll - literally!🙃

  • @blackmesacake5361
    @blackmesacake5361 Před 3 měsíci +43

    I don't understand why Sony can't just stop making the movies, and have Disney cut em a check or a merch deal every time they wanna use a character.

    • @Martynde
      @Martynde Před 3 měsíci +5

      The actual Spider-Man character is still profitable for Sony and if they don’t keep making Spider-Man related movies they lose the whole license which they don’t want to do.

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@Martynde They're going to lose it anyway if they pump out shit movies, Sony can try to keep the license all they want but it can get revoked if they keep fucking up the movies, at this point it's only the Spider-Man games that are only keeping them afloat on the license.

    • @abtimus
      @abtimus Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@cursedhawkins1305well they aren‘t f**king up the actual spiderman…just everything around him haha …the games are profitable and the spiderman into the spiderverse animated movies are some of the best made movies i have seen

    • @nojuansbusiness8923
      @nojuansbusiness8923 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Disney marvel and Sony marvel are both shyt. Garbage azz movies on both sides smh 🤦🏽

    • @blackmesacake5361
      @blackmesacake5361 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @nojuansbusiness8923 lmao Disney got stinkers in the new ones but ain't no way you're even here for it if you think all of em are shit.

  • @Judoka008
    @Judoka008 Před 3 měsíci +40

    "Spider Cuum"
    I think i know all i need to know about this movie.

  • @madorcvalfort5129
    @madorcvalfort5129 Před 3 měsíci +28

    "What does the 's' means"?
    "Where I come from, the 's' mean 'Hope''

  • @djJaXx101
    @djJaXx101 Před 3 měsíci +6

    OJ may actually be a comic genius 8:50

  • @Mortiel
    @Mortiel Před 3 měsíci +37

    I liked how, at the end, Madame Web was like, "It's webbin' time!"

  • @mrflickswatches
    @mrflickswatches Před 3 měsíci +4

    Every time Sydney Sweeney would say “Cassie” I’d ask
    “Why do you insist on referencing yourself” (Euphoria)
    … and that is the most fun I had with this movie honestly

  • @waltlock8805
    @waltlock8805 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Not the first time Pepsi and fireworks have been together.

  • @jodikodok
    @jodikodok Před 3 měsíci +11

    Can't belive the review combined almost as long as the movie...
    I guess joe has been webbed

  • @The_L_God
    @The_L_God Před 3 měsíci +12

    All I learned from this spoiler video is that alex thinks jersey is a shithole besides edison XD shoutout to Roselle

    • @DS9TREK
      @DS9TREK Před 3 měsíci +1

      Why do Americans call New Jersey "Jersey"? It's confusing for Brits cos we think you actually mean Jersey.

    • @The_L_God
      @The_L_God Před 3 měsíci

      @DS9TREK you ever see an American film (the cheesy kind) where you might hear a new York accent saying "aye I'm walking here" same aspect. It's a cultural thing or as South Park said it's a Jersey thing

    • @keachweder6217
      @keachweder6217 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@DS9TREKBecause Americans don't care that there's a place called Jersey somewhere else.

    • @The_L_God
      @The_L_God Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@kholsinger not from that class but good nonetheless bud

  • @Gomi_kage
    @Gomi_kage Před 3 měsíci +8

    Never seen OJ so mad lol

  • @rixlox650
    @rixlox650 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Best part ever at @8:50
    “But Alex we watched Madame Web”
    Thank you OJ!!!

  • @user-xu5wj6hs2d
    @user-xu5wj6hs2d Před 3 měsíci +12

    Thx for honest reviews and all the hard work.

  • @yonghominale8884
    @yonghominale8884 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Watching this review FAR more entertaining the movie

  • @PebkioNomare
    @PebkioNomare Před 3 měsíci +4

    The audience score is currently 60%... well, 49%, but 60% of the "Verified Audience".
    Here's one of them: "Star Wars is a great series and I love how they did yoda in this movie. The lightsaber fights in this movies were phenomenal and the cgi for the nonhuman creatures was amazing. I really felt it when Darth Vader said “I am your father”. Madame web on the other hand was absolutely horrendous." 5 Stars.

    • @PebkioNomare
      @PebkioNomare Před 3 měsíci

      Here's another: "Must see! Many points in this movie obvious and so I’m not so obvious, but I don’t wanna give spoilers it connects many movies, and is the foundation of what’s to come. The acting, affects and everything else around. The whole movie process were top notch. This is a much-needed movie for our universe as well as others in the multi-verse." 5 Stars.
      Verified user, eh?

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Před 3 měsíci

      Most of the positive scores have to be from bots.

  • @astroman7718
    @astroman7718 Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:10 “the inability to act” I Lol’d 😂

  • @Solsuna
    @Solsuna Před 3 měsíci +2

    They really looked at the designers and said "We need an Evil Spider-Man costume, here's $7."

  • @ericsimonson8002
    @ericsimonson8002 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Between the thumbnail, the title, and the first 2 minutes of this video I had already decided to use the 1 1/2 hours this movie would have cost me on other things that might actually entertain me. I decided to use part of that time to watch your whole video anyways. I was entertained by Madam Web through the filter of your discontent. Thank you!

  • @ScumDog420
    @ScumDog420 Před 3 měsíci +15

    My favorite part of the film was when Dakota Johnson's says "Mama always said life is like a box of Madam Web, you never know what you're gonna get" Truly a scene in the movie.

  • @TheForever206
    @TheForever206 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I honestly forgot all about Madam Web as a character. Whenever i think of her all i picture is the old wisecracking smart ass from the late 90s adaptation of Spiderman cartoon. I dont even remember if they ever explained who or what Madam Web is in that show.

  • @lewmack670
    @lewmack670 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I went straight here didn’t even see what they rated it lol

  • @danielmaciel9468
    @danielmaciel9468 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Laughing the whole time fellas. 😂😂 awesome review

  • @TheToyZone00
    @TheToyZone00 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I’m seeing this today, and getting huge Catwoman 2004 vibes.

  • @themetalave
    @themetalave Před 3 měsíci +2

    You guys are always consistent and that’s what it’s all about.
    Great content. Thanks

  • @EpicGrantz
    @EpicGrantz Před 3 měsíci +4

    This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for!

  • @sonjadyers8973
    @sonjadyers8973 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Madam Web was the "Valentines day date night movie here in South Africa. Cinema's went all out to make this a special event, sold out for weeks. 🤣🤣 I feel sorry for these couples.

  • @15Candles
    @15Candles Před 3 měsíci +7

    Just when you thought there couldn't have been a worse attempt at making a superhero cinematic universe than the DCEU, boy was i wrong 😂

  • @racingfanatic1019
    @racingfanatic1019 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This was hilarious lmfao 😂 thanks I needed this, keep it up guys

  • @gregorymanucharyan6283
    @gregorymanucharyan6283 Před 3 měsíci +12

    I laughed my ass off with the review. It felt like a normal talk with the boys after watching a random shitty movie.
    I’ll just leave these here:
    9:12
    16:27
    17:04
    27:20
    29:22
    34:37
    44:14
    50:03

  • @nathanstewart3329
    @nathanstewart3329 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Look at that dog!
    It’s a fuggin rat! LMAO

  • @TheManOfTheHourEveryHour
    @TheManOfTheHourEveryHour Před 3 měsíci +4

    Let's be honest, when hasn't Pepsi saved the day? 10/10 webs.

  • @jeffreymarcum9658
    @jeffreymarcum9658 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I laughed at the part with the pigeon after she opens the window and says "guess it didn't die after all". Great

  • @6sKi6z6
    @6sKi6z6 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Were Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie at least waiting for them at the fireworks factory? Or was this after Poochie died on his way back to his home planet?

  • @HighGroundoverAnnie
    @HighGroundoverAnnie Před 3 měsíci +3

    17:04 love how Joe breaks xD

    • @rewel8942
      @rewel8942 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I was laughing a lot I have to say Alex is always funny but he was crazy on this one

  • @whogon
    @whogon Před 3 měsíci +1

    Other Joe is a national treasure. Damn Alex looks like he's debating 😳 his life choices

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "when you take responsiblity, great power comes to you"
    is literally how an evil person thinks.
    thats why evil people can sneak into positions of power so easily, they know if they reach a position that require great responsibility they will gain great power WHICH THEY CAN ABUSE!!!

  • @Kyosuke700
    @Kyosuke700 Před 3 měsíci +4

    didn't realize Madam Web came out

  • @Jedicode3
    @Jedicode3 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Only thing that sucks is im getting ads for the movie like youtube thinks im interested in shit

    • @Collect2Disconnect
      @Collect2Disconnect Před 3 měsíci

      You are literally watching a hour long video about said movie

    • @Jedicode3
      @Jedicode3 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Collect2Disconnect because Joe is my entertaining and he's free

  • @seeks1986
    @seeks1986 Před 3 měsíci +1

    9:15 hahaha other Joe's one liners are absolute gold

  • @1rickopotamus
    @1rickopotamus Před 3 měsíci +2

    A simple border crossing would defeat that spider girl

  • @Narrly54
    @Narrly54 Před 3 měsíci +11

    The only good thing to come out of this movie it’s Alex’s recommendation for Harold’s deli might have to go try it out 😂😂 22:00

  • @refugeehugsforfree4151
    @refugeehugsforfree4151 Před 3 měsíci +5

    5:00 No Comment.

  • @skygoneinc9962
    @skygoneinc9962 Před 3 měsíci +2

    11:00 OJ, i've been watching this for show for years. You are hilarious my dude.

  • @HarrisonPudding
    @HarrisonPudding Před 3 měsíci +2

    Ezekiel is the son of Murray and Delores Speidermin. Murray's a French Israeli and Delores is Dutch Portuguese. That's canon, bruh.

  • @gilbertoez1994
    @gilbertoez1994 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Wow PepsiCo is really out here changing the world. First they stopped the race riots.
    Now they're out here not only saving (spider people) from evil spider guy with foot fungus, but they also aided in Peter parker being born 😂

  • @BeardedGorlok
    @BeardedGorlok Před 3 měsíci +3

    I need an AJS and RLM collab so bad XD

  • @MASTERVAVI
    @MASTERVAVI Před 3 měsíci

    That firework description moment was hilarious. I almost want to watch just to have a good laugh

  • @oscarortiz1529
    @oscarortiz1529 Před 3 měsíci +1

    so seeing as Morbius and Madame Web got their powers from creature bites...does that mean that Kraven will get his powers from a radioactive lion? Kind of appears like that from the trailers. Sony really has no imagination when it comes to granting special abilities

  • @mrgoingup626
    @mrgoingup626 Před 3 měsíci +3

    You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this and we get 57mins😂!!

  • @xjustsomeguyx1554
    @xjustsomeguyx1554 Před 3 měsíci +11

    I feel like deadpool is gonna be the only comic book movie thats gonna get a good review since endgame or no way home.

    • @DS9TREK
      @DS9TREK Před 3 měsíci +8

      Guardians of the Galaxy 3 got good reviews too. And of course The Batman too

    • @bazonga9085
      @bazonga9085 Před 3 měsíci +3

      i have a feeling it wont live up to the hype. Deadpool movies have always been filled with outdated jokes exclusively for 35 year olds

    • @gambello1195
      @gambello1195 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@DS9TREKThe Batman is really good but for some reason I always forget it even exists

    • @systemofadown945
      @systemofadown945 Před 3 měsíci

      Looking back no way home was just ok

    • @Dachin55555
      @Dachin55555 Před 3 měsíci

      @@bazonga9085No

  • @SmittySatou
    @SmittySatou Před 3 měsíci

    im glad you brought up the mike epps vs shannon sharpe stuff

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz Před 3 měsíci +1

    Im so glad Joe is still doing reviews like this. We need to keep this energy and be able to turn shitty movies into fun hamgouts with friends. Life is too short to take things so seriously/get hung up about stuff

  • @diegoarnanta2757
    @diegoarnanta2757 Před 3 měsíci +3

    okay 2:56 antonio stark is funny