When Good Christian Kids Go BAD!
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I once watched veggie tales past curfew.
Get on my level
David Cox Lol
David Cox Woah 😵......#Thuglife
Woah. That's too far. Especially if it was the new veggie tales.
I stayed up late reading The Chronicles of Narnia
David Cox same tho
"Age is just a number."
Yea, and jail is just a place.
Kallispell stealing XD
15 will get you 20.
Good News, Bubba the Love Sponge also happens to be your roommate. He's a nice guy, once you get to know him.
That's exactly what happened in a conversation about Ereri with me and someone else..
I laughed hard.
I'm so bad
I went to the Disney website
*WITHOUT* parents permission
That's nothing, I used to sign up with my own email instead of my parents when in told me too 😎 XD
SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS.
*wee woo wee woo*
THE POPO IS HERE
Oh that’s nothing. I called the number on the screen one day before I turned 18, just to see if it would still be in stock :o
"Age is just a number."
Me: False. Age is a three letter word.
Age is just number, but prison is just a word.
@@crusader2338 wat
@@jitterymeg Its a joke. Pedo say "age is just a number" so I say "prison is just a word"
CatsRCool I’ve replayed so is 911
“ age is just an number”. Yeah so is 911
And then you have me, who rebelled when I was a kid by making cookies when I was home alone (which I was not aloud to do). lol :)
...other people do that?
Rose Rain Music If you were my kid. I'd be totally proud of you and yelled out throughout the entire neighborhood that I have (pardon my french) the most badass kid who can make cookies home alone without my help.
and they taste freaking amazing!!!
I rebelled by preparing a full meal on the toaster (we weren't allowed to cook at night).
Really? You weren't aloud (audibly; not silently or in a whisper) to make cookies?
Rose Rain Music I rebelled by watching tv-14 shows, don't worry they're the worst ones lol no. I also died the tips of my hair... Red! 😱 lol
"Out with the Forever 21 and in with the Hot Topic"
mY LIFE
Twenty Paphonies Same, also your profile pic is my mood
Twenty Paphonies TyLER
Twenty Paphonies I literally see you everywhere!!!
I see your comments EVERYWHERE!!!
Twenty Paphonies Fren!
My rebellion when I was younger was listening to Green Day. Turns out they’re one of of my dad’s favorite bands and we ended up booming American Idiot in the car.
I started listening to My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, And Panic at the Disco to be “Rebellious” and then later found out my mom loves Panic at the Disco. She taking me to my first medal concert in May.
Kris Koda this happened to me too lmao
Guys, I see nothing wrong with Green Day, you can still be a Christian and still like their music.
Maggie Ingraham
I feel like that is going to be me as a parent except replace Panic with MCR. I started way back in 2011, and still here waiting for a reunion (😂). I usually don't like to mix in MCR with my Christian faith though...seems like such a betrayal. Not everyone is perfect though, but one must strive to be perfect.
NonCreative Amateur you do know Gerard Way the lead singer who wrote most of the lyrics is Christen(Catholic) right
My mom thinks I’m weird because I’m a fangirl
But like
I COULD BE DOING ACTUAL DRUGS INSTEAD OF WATCHING EMO CRACK
THEY ACTUALLY GOT IT GOOD
Caty Grey this is my constant explanation to my mother lol
Caty Grey SHUT UP.
Caty Grey HONESTLY
twenty one pilots :D (also J J's profile pic)
IKR
I definitely understand this; when my folks let me watch a PG-13 film, I felt insanely rebellious, even though they were watching it with me.
TheNinjaInConverse LOL, too real. I felt the same way when I went to see The Fault In Our Stars with my mom😂
I watched the princess and the frog because they said not to... I immediately regretted it.
I remember the first PG-13 movies I watched lol...
I have loved Marvel forever. I watched Thor, Captain America, and Avengers as young as 8 or 9. 😂😂
I watched the Lord of the Rings when it came out and I was in Kindergarten. I was the coolest kid in that school.
"If I wanna read a beautiful love story, I will read a beautiful love story"
Then why are you reading Twilight?
Sean Genette Leave
Sean Genette whoa, I was scrolling through the comments and read your comment exactly the same time she said it lol
Oh wow this is comment of the year
Lmao
TWILIGHT IS GREAT SHUT UP
When I was in middle school I was best friends with the sheltered Christian girl, and when we graduated from private school and went to a big public high school, I didn’t hear from her for two years and then my other friend proceeded to update me that the girl apparently got pregnant, had a miscarriage, tried to run away from home to be with her family up in Oregon, and got a boyfriend who was already out of high school and was trying to get big in the EDM industry. So that’s a thing. She still hasn’t answered my last text to her from 2015 either, and I’m starting to think she’s not gonna write me back.
Try texting her once more, see if she responds
I am so sorry to hear about your friend. It is heartbreaking when someone you care about goes down a painful road. I will pray for her when I think to. What is her name. If you don't want to share her name, that is perfectly alright. God bless.
brettbierschenk thank you so much, that’s very loving. I’d rather not, if that’s okay. I just hope she’s doing well, so I appreciate your prayers for her. God bless you too!
Oh well. Shit happens
Did she text back
"i think jesus would have vaped" im dying XD
Captain Fish eye Ikr I'm gonna make that into a gif
You all fucking hurt me it wasn't even a vape ffs get a grip on reality
Declan Harding found the rebellious Christian kid ^^
@@annf1801 just because hes saying something doesnt make him a "a rebellious christian kid" tall are making Christian's look like the most evil people in the world when they are actually nice
My preteen years seem personally attacked by this 😂
BroadwayGay same
MISHA
Lol I'm Catholic
Agape Benedict The type of stuff I like doesn't matter. That's a different thing other than religion. Religion is my beliefs. The stuff I like is what I like
Misha
I literally had several mental break downs when I realized teenagers actually drink alcohol, have sex, and smoke
Maggie having one right now bc i'm 21 and have never done a single one of those things
lol
Maggie I literally always thought my classmates were lying about having had sex/smoked etc
Welcome to real life. Where you decide for yourself for what you think is better for you, but be careful no everybody would make to get real happiness.
Still you can be happy during the journey😊🙃😝
It's gross seeing middle schoolers do it, like musically stars lol. But if you went to sixth grade .. here's my EXpERiENce
I was at the lunch table after my friend did a weird gesture that was innapropiate, she touched my stomach and said "u got raped" sixth grade! She called me fat so I am messed. Then the sixth grader fetus across from me at lunch said "I can't wait to get high as f tonight" she NEVER EVEN HAD WEED THEY ARE SO STUPID OMG they use weed as a badge goodness!
I wasn’t allowed to watch Spongebob lol
Addie Marie sameee
Adeline Marie same!
Adeline Marie SAME
Wtf?
Get outta here, I learned English by watching Spongebob ;-;
(Not joking 😅)
In all seriousness I’m living this out as an adult. I spent much of my life making bad choices only because I felt deprived as a kid growing up. I was in church all the time, I couldn’t do what other kids were doing, which I realized when I got grown that a lot of what I was taught not to do was actually what kids are supposed to do. BE A KID!
I think that most Christian parents want the best for their kids and sometimes can be over barring at times, although I accept my mistakes and choices in life, I can’t help but to feel like if I wasn’t preached at all the time versus simply talked to and understood I wouldn’t have felt like I had to rebel against what I knew was right. See as a pk sometimes it seems like I had to live up to expectations that wasn’t realistic. The pressure from that can break you in ways you couldn’t imagine, a sense that you have to be almost perfect when nobody is.
Just my thoughts about it🤐
"Parents are just a social construct" made me spit out my drink.
I want a version of that "I bet Jesus would've vaped" clip, but proceeded and followed by 20 seconds of awkward silence.
don't forget the giant vape cloud...
I think the cigarette and the cloud was an artificial effect XD
Rise Of The Kumquat YES
Foreign Grid, why you think it's fake? Because the vapor cloud was so small? Because there was no light on the vaporizer?
Marinamarshmellow, interesting. I've seen a few different vapes in person, but I don't think I'd even heard of something similar for essential oils. It makes sense that if none of them vape, they wouldn't want to purchase on just for this episode. Btw, think most of us are pretty calm. :)
Her talking about twilight "If I want to read a beautiful love story, im gonna read a beautiful love story."
Me: "PUT DOWN TWILIGHT, AND PICK UP DIVERGENT!!!!!"
They all suck
Oh no! That means 50 shades of grey is next! Yikes!!!!
Put down Divergent and pick up Cthulhu.
Twilight is so evil
*cough cough* the hunger games
My parents are Christian, and they never told me I couldn't watch certain movies or series, obviously after I was little I couldn't watch explicit content, and they let me decide by myself and I decided to don't make bad decitios like drugs and that stuff so... I think that's a healthy way to raise wisely your children in a Christian way.
Adriana Ávila Rodriguez Yeah, both my mom and dad strike a beautiful balance between strict and giving my sister and I freedom to raise us in a Christian and healthy way!!
If you understood that you were not allowed to watch explicit material that means that they did create boundaries and rules that you happily obeyed and raised you to make healthy choices. And it sounds like that they did it in a respectful and loving way so you live with joy in their parameters. Sounds like how God wants us to live...well done to you all!
Adriana Ávila Rodriguez my dad said I couldn't watch the good doctor because of mature themes and I'm like Omg DAD I'm not 3 I can watch what I want I'm 13
Ocean Blue calm down
Adriana Ávila Rodriguez same
Shoutout to all the former cringe worthy, repressed church kids who were around during the 2000s emo trend. #youthgrouplife
Jo Money I love seeing their apology posts on facebook for having tried to be emo back then, after realizing how silly it was.
CountryHombre I dunno? I think it's a part of growing up in a way. Like 80s fashion. I never went overboard, but when you have a repressed environment that doesn't let you talk about or express your teenage angst, you conform to a culture that's willing to listen to you. Also, that part in the video about parents being embarrassed in front of "their" friends - that's the fuel to every emo kid song ever. I look back on my punk emo music with a fondness, but you can't pay me any kind of money to shop at a Hot Topic again.
Those emo kids were usually a good addition to the youth worship band because all they ever did was sit in their room and play guitar haha perfect for the early Hillsong United power chord days. I feel like it went hand-in-hand with the early 2000's wave of Christian-ish screamo and hardcore bands...
Now it are atheism-metal-drug-sex-freethink kids
I used to wake up in the middle of the night just to watch music videos on the music channel on TV, including emo ones like greenday, mcr, linkin park.... even though were not aloud to listen to those.
I rebelled by listening to Skillet.
Bobby Puckett Music but they're a Christian band aren't they
Andrew Rockhill yes they are
same lmao and flyleaf and Red and Demon Hunter hahahaha those were the days
I remember getting belted for getting a p.o.d. CD
what? but p.o.d is...... k den
Why is this every kid at my school 😂😂
Her-“ I just started reading Harry Potter”
Me-“ YEAH WELL I JUST STARTED READING PERCY JACKSON!! SO.. HA!!!!!!!!!!”
Oooh
My dad made SURE I knew they were "fictional and it wasnt real"
BUT ITS REAL TO ME DAD! OKAY I LOVE THEM
I read both and I love them both but I prefer hp
growing up I wasn't allowed to read or watch Harry Potter and I somehow got it into my head that Percy Jackson was the same, so I didn't read PJO until I was 14 and I still kinda wondered if I was supposed to
I am now the proud owner of a PJO boxed set >:3
@@happyfellowship4291 Oh frick yeah >:3
I felt rebellious against society for being homeschooled, Christian and getting along with my immediate family members.
Saaaaame.
Ikr
haha same..
i'm a homeschooling mom and you
scares me :)
Meredith Heffernan haha Ikr :)
1:14 - 1:18 makes me cry every time.
Jordan Taylor I cri evrtim
LOL, that's my sheltered self all the way.
Me: Oh, look at me, if my mom found out I'm watching anime, she'd kill me. I feel awesome.
Someone else: Have you watched Sailor Moon?
Me: No, because Sailor Mars is a Shinto priestess with spiritual powers who also performs witchcraft.
Someone else: ...You are a sad, depraved child, and you have my pity.
@ R.S. Roman. "Depraved"? Lol. I think you mean "deprived".
Don't let your "shelteredness" get to you too much...Some parents can go overboard in being protective, but at least they care about you and have your best interest at heart. That's more than a good number of teens can say.
LOL
Jordan Taylor Thanks to you, I'm know a Relient K fan. 👍🏻
Yeeeahhh...this isn't so funny to me. I have seen people snap a bit farther. Like my 17-year-old best friend (or so I thought) who stole her boyfriend's credit card, bought a plane ticket to fly across the country, and ended up shacking up with a 45-year old practicing Wiccan in Australia. You can't make this stuff up...
Or the preacher's kid. He died a couple years back from drug overdose. They all started with the type of thing you mentioned, but their rebellion took them farther than they intended to go.
Those poor parents.. and kids, I hope that girl finds her way back.
Having controlling parents does that.
@@majakolonja4266 Nobody's perfect, but these were pretty normal parents. Not super controlling at all. Maybe if they had been a bit stricter, the kids wouldn't have thought they could get away with such things, who knows.
@@majakolonja4266 You can't just blame the parents, it's not as simple as that. There are kids that are legit abused that grow up to be really decent people, and people that grow up with every privilege that grow up to be jerks. Ultimately it comes down to how each person reacts to the environment in which they were raised.
Obviously, parents should try the best they can to help their kids, and I'm sure most do.
I've never tried to be cool. In fact, I've often gone out of my way to be uncool.
ME tho. And I actually get MORE friends because of it. Sticking out is better than blending in.
Ayyyyyy me
We weren't allowed to watch Spongebob. I used to think it was bad, but I think really it just annoyed my mom. ;) I actually remember watching it when she was gone, and we(my siblings and I) would take turns watching for her. Then when we saw her coming, we would quickly shut it off. #rebel
Lmao My sisters and I did the same thing at my Moms house but when I was at my Dads we watched Spongebob with him
#goodtimes
That moment when spongebob is edgy
Wow, that comment actually made me laugh. XD
No i jumped to having the dirtiest mind in my friend group
The-Lone-Wolf YES.
This is honestly more accurate for me.
That's true
The-Lone-Wolf yes but everyone thinks im really innocent lol I realised I should probably not turn into that one pervy kid
Sad but true
@its me - you sound like someone who can't punctuate a sentence.
I understand xD. I wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter, so i read it.
(Now I'm one of the biggest fans lol)
Zsófiت same. And for me, it's not just Harry Potter. Anime also fits in that category.
Lol your profile pic says everything
POTTERHEAD!!!
Me too!
Ilike percy jackson
"I think Jesus would have vaped..." 😂
MBsteller I'm sure he would have. Why not? You have to smoke a lot of weed to be able to still be friendly to romans who beat you..
Lukas4182 I think being God makes things a lil different also
Lukas4182, Jesus loves everyone (unconditional love). That's why he was friendly towards the people that persecuted him. He loved them, just as he loves you.
Actually no he wouldn’t
This actually highlights something going on with me that IS rather sad and not a joke. :( I am NOT one of these "dumb" people going "rebellious." Yes...I am starting to read Harry Potter. I am growing out of rigid thinking. But it hurts me that my family sees this as rebellion when I have never disrespected them or desired to hurt them. :( I wasn't raised to have boundaries with them. I am 24 years old, but was never encouraged to be independent. I don't think everything about homeschooling was negative, of course, but I'm very disillusioned because I'm still the same person that I used to be (in spirit, still walking with Jesus just as much) but because of these disagreements over the non-essentials, I now feel like a complete outsider to my family. This stuff can get serious. :( My emotional life is messy because I am now starting to cope with the effects of years of this rigid thinking.
Wait - you weren't allowed to watch/read Harry potter? That isn't against Jesus. Seriously tho - the most Christian thing you could do is be nice to people. If anything, your parents saying that you cannot do stuff is them being non-Christian.
Yeah, there's a good reason many Christians avoid Harry Potter. It's occultic, and intended to introduce children to the occult and normalize it.
Sometimes rigid thinking I'd good. Especially when we live in a world where the king of evil, Prince of darkness is controlling all the world powers, media, entertainment. Everything that is hip and cool in this world can be traced back to Satan. We have to live in this world, but we don't need to be like them.
Chandler Keaton what denomination of christianity are you?. It seems kinda extreme. Or is it just an american thing (im geussing you are from across the pond...) Not taking the mick - i am seriously interested. My christianity is just living in a way jesus would be proud of. Yes i may sin, but i try to be kind. I help others. And i have love in my heart. ( oh, and church of course)
Okay this is accurate for me accept I'm pretty much Atheist now.
Chandler Keaton Dude. It's a book. If a book has a murder in it, does that normalize murder? Jeez. And it's all prerty obvious that none of the stuff in Harry Potter could happen, but I mean, you can read the whole book as if you're reading a giant murder scdne, if that's what you're into.
I often talk to my friends like, “You’ll never guess what happened! I just watched ALL the Disney princess movies! Even the ones that have a lot of magic.”
I grew up christian but not sheltered at all and have nearly died several times thanks to Cystic Fibrosis and Pulmonary Atresia. I had a mental breakdown last year (my sophomore year), because I went to a private christian school and couldn’t believe just how sheltered those people were. Now I’m doing homeschool due to health. I just felt so bound up there because I couldn’t express my writings or songs or ideas without heavily censoring them and dumbing them down. When we studied Sodom and Gomorrah, literally half the highschool (around 5 students) didn’t know what rape was.
If that's true those children that are in your high school are in for a rude awakening.
Rebellious behavior is actually a healthy part of teen and preteen development into adulthood; however when a parent's backlash against it is heavy, so is the child's. The best thing to do if your child starts going through a rebellious phase is to protect and punish them for behavior that could have truly serious repercussions(such as dating that 19 year old boy at age 15), but let them explore their own political views and opinions and even religious leanings, and choice of dress and so on. Accept them for the things that make them different- even if they scare you a bit- and worry about the things that could ACTUALLY hurt them(and not potentially hurt their innocent minds or some other nonsense). That's the best way to ensure your children don't not only go off the deep end but also run away from home or move out to never talk to you again.
Hannah Roland No. You see, to a Christian, you see, a different religious leaning is the most dangerous thing a kid could do because if they died tomorrow, they would go to hell, and god is more likely to strike them down for rebelling against their parents anyway.
Natural and healthy are two different things.
A clash of wills is an inevitable result of growing independence. Some people call it rebellion while it's really just a kid starting to live by their own morals and interests. It's healthy
Being rebellious is a perfectly natural result of a clash of wills. It's not unexpected for kids to overcompensate for their desire for agency. The need for recognition is powerful, and when it's not earned or granted many will try to take it. However, this is not healthy. Trying to force approval out of others is the epitome of immaturity, and it will only hamper your own personal growth toward independence.
NotABlatantly ReligiousUsername I was always told that it takes something major to go to hell; like killing and other stuff. I don't know if rebelling and leaning towards a different religion is gonna make you go to hell. But idk though.
NotABlatantly ReligiousUsername I'm Christian and my church doesn't work like that
How many kids do you have? lol
"Parents are just a social construct."
Sounds like something my ex would say.
blimeycow,
i know you probably won't believe me, but i was one of these kids. i know this video was made in good humor, but do not blame the kids.
background, i was homeschooled from birth. i was in the house most of my life. not allowed to go to anyone else's house, not allowed on the internet. not allowed to have friends. both of my parents were severely mentally ill and my isolation led to a lot of abuse.
when i first discovered the internet, i was so shocked that you could talk to people. that people would WANT to talk and interact with you because my mom made me believe that i wasnt worthy of attention. this led me getting into groups of edgy teens, who not only swore but passed around "offensive memes" and nazi jokes for fun. now, was this stupid? yeah, but the thing is i didn't know any better.
i was not allowed to read harry potter, because my mom said it was satanic. no strawberry shortcake, no pokémon, no minecraft because they all had magic in them. you may not think these kind of people are real but you're wrong.
this video was pretty good at recognizing the flaws in this kind of parenting, but instead of portraying those kids as cringey wannabees and the parents as stupid, but good natured, portray it as it really is. abusive parents and kids who don't know any better.
I'm sorry. That's all I can say. Thank you for sharing, and I wish I could say I understand. How are you now? I would love to know
This was the same way with me, while it was a little me it was mostly my parents, apparently what I experienced was unschooling
I am so sorry for your experience. That sounds really really difficult. But I would like to say that the guys in blimey cow are not trying to mock you or people in your situation. I don't think they were trying to address abuse and extreme situations like that, but cases where the parents are actually good people trying to do what's right. Again, I'm sorry for the hurt and pain you have gone through, abuse is inexcusable. Just trying to help everyone understand each other better.
my dad microwaved my hp movies..... yerp. i'm the sheltered kid.... XD
microwaved? like...wtf?
Okay so, first I think that’s wrong. They were your property. Second, I was “that kid” too... only, I just recently watched the movies with my cousin and found that they’re way over hyped... maybe? I might be too traditional idk but the witchcraft stuff made me uncomfortable and guilty. No judgement to those who want to watch the movies, be my guest! There was just too much evil stuff going on idk... didn’t sit right with me.
@Shealyne Anglin its just bad parenting, not christianity
@Shealyne Anglin what 'one scene'?
@Shealyne Anglin the locket scene is supposed to represent fear. And mrytles a ghost so....... Plus by the time you get to those scenes you should be old enough to understand
I also was not allowed to watch Sponge Bob, but because it was "beneath my Intelligence" not because it was owned by Viacom. :)
For my parents, it was all the "lewd humor"- which yes, was a bit crude, but nothing compared to what most people consider lewd.
You know it's a cartoon and doesn't reflect real life at all right.
JP Kloess for me it was "too violent"
Same
my uncle john was a middle aged man who loved spongebob and would have me watch it. so whenever my dad saw me watching it he would come up to me and run his fingers down my ear and whisper "your brains are dripping out of your ears"
I grew up in an strict environment, my mom didn't even let me eat pizza at birthday parties, or any kind of sugar... I couldn't use internet or watch tv when I wanted even if i was done with the homework. I couldn't go out with my friends (the few friends I could make) as much as I wanted, I should be studying. My parents are not christian, they were just strict. I hated it so much, I blamed them for a long time for everything that went wrong in my life. But I grew older and I understood that they made the best they knew to raise me and my brother. I can trully thank God for my parents now, they are a blessing.
Bless you! And as a mom, thank you for saying that.
I kind of grew up like this too. But growing up with older siblings and younger ones, I was kind of stuck in the middle literally. So watching my sister go emo, to my little brother going AWOL on COD, I really just did my own thing. I'm living on my own now, and I'm also getting a tattoo tomorrow. I'm not doing this to rebell against my parents or whatever, even though my parents did tell me not to get one. I'm doing this because I know it's me.
So you take enjoyment out of rebelling? Did you know that rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness as iniquity and idolatry? Many have no place to call themselves Christians and yet willfully rebel. Such people are sons of the devil
@@slarkel506 anddddddd yay toxicity that you think will make people support you not the people just trying to live their lives happily
@@slarkel506 - people like you are why Christians catch so much heat. If you're going to judge, do it in a righteous manner. Otherwise, you're no better.
@@slarkel506
That's not rebellion he's a grown adult and he can do what he wants, if you wants a tattoo he can get a tattoo that's not a rebellion.
Once your child turns 18 you have no authority over them after that.
I agree with this video...but Me and my sister are alternative and Christians. I never had a Rebellion fase, I just love the fashion and culture..
That's great. I get you. Sometimes I see these kind of videos and comments on the internet almost saying that liking alternative music or shopping at Hot Topic is just to be rebellious. That can be true, but I love alternative rock and love shopping at Hot Topic, but I am the least rebellious person you will ever meet.
WhiteFlame Glad I to hear from someone who agrees!😁
Koralei Swenson phase*
I’m Catholic, and I enjoy shopping there just for the band shirts, wristbands, and skinny jeans. (I’m emo not a hipster. 😑)
Make sure you do not rebel, desire to grow in Christ, not to be far away from him. We might mess up on the commandments, but let us not break them willfully.
"parents are just a social construct" 😂😂😂
Social constructs are just a social construct.
This comment is just a social constuct.
Peter Eberhard your a social construct
I grew up at church and my aunt is even our church pastor... and now i am about to turn 17... though they never held me back from things, something very evil calls me over, but at a young age i am really attached to the truth we believe in... i even had the gift of wisdom... and so even though it seems tempting, never will i do that! But i was so afraid to be evil, like that the day will turn into night, but i won't give in to my dark side because i knew what i am faced with... good thing?
"The mother and the father...!"
LOL
When I grow up I want to beak my leg because my parents never let me. #THUGLIFE
That sounds dumb. Broken bones are painful. I accidentally injured my left elbow twice. Fell came out of place and a horrible fracture.
Do you want to hear a joke?
I do.
Gordon Freeman my life
Two chemist walk into a bar, the first tells the bartender "I'll have h20" the second tells him "I'll have h20 too". The second chemist died that night.
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
And
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they Can't-elope. 😂😂😂😂
Amber Slahlize Here's a dirty joke:
Pig in the mud.
That one girl in art class
The problem with Christian they teach religion and rules and morals without really living a radical ,a life of discipleship to Christ.So the children grew with all kinds of rule without understanding the real purpose behind and also the parents missed the fact that they had to pray for their children to be born again and become and Christian by themselves and meet Jesus personally.my husband grew up in Christian family.But 13 years he started smoking and dealing drugs.I 'm thankful to God He had been saved and He is now full of fire for God.But what a teenage destroyed.
Thank you. If you have any more insight, I'd love to hear it.
Religion is in the word. James 1:27, there is nothing wrong with trying to get your children to be holy like Jesus. The word says "Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he will grow older, he will not depart from it" So if you are allowing your child to rebel and do what he wants, then guess what? That's not what Jesus wants you to do. Rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness as iniquity and idolatry. "Christians" who willfully rebel are not true to Jesus, but are rebellious sons of the devil
Actually dating minors isn't illegal, it is having sex with them that is. Doesn't make sense for dating to be illegal since someone could turn 18 and have their BF/GF be still under 18.
Common misconception
either way. That's really jacked up. illegal or not doesn't mean it isn't bad. doing drugs,etc and yet people still do them because people are idiots at the beginning.
the immortal badass so you're saying two teens in high school can't date because one is 18 and the other is 17?
That's ok. What is jacked up to me is say a 12 and 19
pingpong1138 I don't think it's messed up, okay 15 and 19 is weird, but I think I've seen it before. But 18 y/o and 16 y/o for example isn't really bad or weird (leaving alone that they may lack maturity).
True. What I'm saying is its just not right and awkward and a bit wrong to see a young boy that's 9 and a girl that 20. Lets say a girl influences that boy in a bad way. Or what if the positions are switched with a teenage boy (18) and a young girl (12) and the boy starts to influence her in a bad way. Parents or not that can't always help the minor once they are influenced on what they like
LOL my parents won't let me get social media 😂
Keøn :De Lafayette I still can't... and I'm 15
To be totally honest, you're not missing out on much.
You...You're on CZcams...That's a form of social media...
Keøn :De Lafayette c-can't - resist " I'm taking this horse by the reins making red coats redder with bloodstains"
When your parents won't let you get social media but they let you listen to Hamilton... (My life and apparently also yours)
Im really glad that I see so many chrstian kids are have common with mine. Before this, I just always thinking none understand me, espectially my father and mother. They love me very much! But! I always feel stress with them and "Christian" in church. I love God very very much, but just too many rules are make me can not breathe during the home and then homeschool. I pray that everyone have kind and good way in the future, and have a healthy mind even in this kind of "contral" family. I know why my parents give me so many rules because they LOVE me. But.. just.. you know... I hope I can get very fast to 18, leave them, and prove myself (even it hears stupid. In current days, I find that my parents give me lesser rules and stress. I hope God can give me wise mind and clear thought when I am ault. And let me become a person that my parents and God proud : ) Even sometimes, I feel sad, but I believe! GOD AWALYS GIVE ME BEST FAMILY AND OPPERTUNITY Love this channel and love the christians kids down in comment : ) God bless you and he always give you the best, not go to wrong and bad way in ur live. He LOVE YOU a lot. lol
Now I am going to write my hw now haha : )
I never watched shows like sponge Bob because I've spent most of my childhood invested into books
"Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
THE MOTHER AND THE FA-ATHER"
Doopma dee da!
Micah Beard Genius...
Micah Beard I need this printed it on a poster so I can frame it and hang it on the inside of my bedroom door so the first thing I see everyday is that verse.
This is waaaay too real.
“My dad says it’s too liberal” 😅
I secretly touched a Pokémon card a school and never told my mom. I am sooo bad.
My lady (8th grade) is basically raised in a bubble with pretty much all of the restrictions mentioned in your video. She actually isn't allowed to watch Spongebob. We wanted to see "The Space Between Us" and her parents went the night before to make sure it was "appropriate" for kids our age, they said no. So, our next option was "A Dog's Purpose" the went to see that movie and STILL decided it wasn't appropriate. I know it''s not because they don't like us together, because we all go to the same church and (as far as they know) it was just a friendly invite. Her parents are overprotective in my opinion, and I'm scared that she won't prepared for the world later in life. I believe I can help her get out her awkward, anxiety filled shell, but I don't want to make it obvious because I don't want her to think that's the only reason I'm with her. I feel I'm doing a good job so far, but if any of you want to give me a tip fell free.
Mr. Noname I knew tons of kids who weren't allowed to watch spongebob. The funniest case is this utterly sheltered kid, who's still sheltered in the 9th grade. To be fair though I think he might have some kind of autism or...something else.
There it is guys. Christianity is the cause of autism. (I kid...I kid.)
Okay dude like there's actually a couple bad scenes in The Space Between Us sooo.....
Flavia DeLuce like? how do you define 'bad'?
You don’t have to be like everyone in the world to live in the world. Stop being so judge mental.
Whi else coulnt watch spongebob
Cookie _Chip me too
Cookie _Chip me
Me
Me
Too early for SpongeBob; I couldn't watch the Simpsons.
I'm Christian, edgy, an introvert, and I don't really give a damn
Devynthecatwithsocks same
Devy, you said you are a introvert I'm interested in someone who is a introvert, have any helpful tips to help me understand better.
Jordan I found one
"One sister to another!" 🤘
Gay
I just discovered Blimey Cow's videos and subscribed right away! They're so funny and real :D
"The mother and the father"
from the oompa-loompa song at the end! XD
"You've never heard the story of Cain and Abel told like this!"
Maybe I have heard the story of Cain and Abel told like that you don't know my life.
🙃
How I started reading harry potter: my mom dropped it in front of me and said she recommended it. :)
emily horton I saw the book on my Catholic schools bookself and wanted to read it. My mom read it and loves it as well
Can your mom adopt me?
Those who read or watch Harry Potter out of enjoyment, and yet still say they are "Christian" are professing Christians, not true ones
my mom did all this and then called me autistic whenever i didn't have the same forbidden interests as my friends, and when i couldn't talk about much with them and they bullied me and never invited me anywhere for these reasons. and then when i developed social skills they cut me off from everyone for "developing opinions they don't agree with" and kept me a secret for being embarrassing to them and still calls me autistic
" I love him!"
" you're 16 and he's 21. it's illegal."
" Age is just a number."
" And jail is just a room!"
This is so real. My teen angst started when I was 20.
Did it happen to have a body count as well?
You totally almost cracked up at the vaping scene LOL
When my friend acts like this I feel extremely uncomfortable
All I can think of is that one messyges episode where someone's mom wouldn't let them watch blimeycow. I bet they'd watch this just to be edgy lol
LOL which episode was that?
JoshIsReading It's on Jordan's channel it was titled something along the lines of "My mom won't let me watch blimey cow" xD
My parents are Christian and I was always raised as a Christian but now that I'm old enough to think for my own, I'm not sure what I believe right now. I don't NOT believe in God, but I'm also not a full believer. Anybody else in the same situation as me?
you mean, there must be some kind of higher being somewhere, but it may not be the Christian god that we know of? well yes
FemmePistolera Not exactly, I'm just not sure what I believe in. There hasn't been any specific signs to me that the Christian beliefs are real so I don't quite believe it but also don't not believe it.
RevolutionaryJax It seems like you're agnostic. For a few references that helped me out were, Ravi Zacharias, John Lennox, Inspiring Philosophy, William Lane Craig, etc. I don't blame you on searching out the answers that you need to find. I know that I was there at one point in my life.
As a believer in Christ I encourage you to keep searching answers to the questions you have and pray that God would make himself known to you.
J James Totally agree those guys our great if struggling with deep questions about faith and doctrine
My parents are Christian but none of these rules were true for me soooooooo thanks for not being super strict mum and dad!
Honestly as time went on I realized that the only big difference between me and my parents is which seat we sat in a police car. I sat in the front
I started listing to twenty øne piløts and like 2 songs from p!atd.... yeah.. that's my form of rebellion
I dun care The people in TØP are Christians if I remember correctly
Werewolf Therewolf yeah they are
I dun care dude same
Werewolf Therewolf actually I believe they were raised in Catholic homes
My rebellion was buying a Britney Spears CD.... am I showing my age.
you are xD
same but it was Eminem.
I only bought it because she was hot lol
I just buy cds if there worth listening to, I could care less if its Eminem, Metallica, Britney spears,
My entire family hates how i dress and what I like for no reason, I don't dress inappropriately or like inappropriate things
This...holy sh*t this is me, I was on hetalia amino and asked my friends who aren't homeschooled "so, y'all don't have to read 2 chapters of the bible to play your tablet?" And "YOU CAN HAVE A PHONE BEFORE 15?!" And "your parents know you're on the internet??"
Mtg parents didnt even let me watch pokemon because it had evolution
the first shall be last folks
Yours Truly, Chris he's back at it again
You're always on time. It's uncanny.
Matthew Haddick always
14 MINUTES! COME ON!
why "folks" at the end?
Okay this was once me but like now I'm over here sneaking into metal concerts when I was supposed to be seeing God's Not Dead lol
Twenty Paphonies Ye but it was a good movie tho
Looks like you had a better time then I did.
lol to be fair, "God's Not Dead" is such a horrible movie so I don't blame you
The Harry Potter thing really got me. I would try to sneak glimpses of it when we were flipping through channels and I though I was rebellious if I flipped back for a few seconds. Lol
Great captions! Thank you!
actually to be fair to those people, you know the parents actually think that their kids are doomed for coloring their hair.
But ... this is like literally me. I wasn't allowed to watch Disney movies, Nickelodeon or in general any kind of cartoon bc my parents believed it would make me stupid.
Now guess who felt SUUUUPER rebellious when pretending to be sick on Sunday so they could watch spongebob 😂😂😂😂
Marie_xoxo __ I used to pretend to be sick on Sundays and eventually just quit going. Frankly, I can't believe my parents let me.
But maaaaan is it satisfying to watch them go to church while I get to stay home and do whatever I want with those 2 hours. Like rituals. It's a great system and I'm now glad to have churchgoing parents. Silver lining in everything.
Watched Beauty and The beast when I was 11 and decided I wanted to learn French.
I'm fluent now.
Watched finding memo and decided to search up the 'dory fish' I then learned that keeping fish as pets is causing coral destruction.
Watched the show MISSING and realized I should now the signs of kidnappees'
These shows made me learn a lot. Sure, the concepts may seem dumb, but they got me into a lot of things :)
Marie_xoxo __ Same! You know super popular Disney XD shows? Good Luck Charlie, Jessie, Austin and Ally, Bunk'd. Yeah I wasn't allowed to watch those as a kid. 😂
"I think Jesus would've vaped"
I'M DYING
The “I just started reading Harry Potter” thing was actually me when I was younger. Like, I wasn’t supposed to be reading it until I was 15(my mom didn’t want me believing in that stuff, my sister wasn’t allowed to read it until she was 15 either), but everyone was reading it and we had tons of copies at school so I started reading it in secret until, like, Prisoner of Azkaban, and I thought I was so cool because I was reading Harry Potter! Also same thing happened with black nail polish. I thought I was so edgy.
My friend ended up like this. I almost did, but I was always too shy so I stayed in the "awkward just starting to get things" phase for eternity. I'm not extroverted enough to just go and rebel outright, and I don't have the money to do whatever I want.
I live on my own now so I have decided to make my own life choices but it really does suck being brought up super sheltered.
Dang, I didn't know that Big Head Kid was so muscular...
L Pace he rebelled by going to the gym
lol!
I never laughed so much when I heard the Willi Wonka reference at the end there :'D
Ok that one girl was wearing monster high suspenders😂😂
I'm pretty sheltered and shop at hot topic xD (yes I'm Christian)
All I buy at Hot Topic are Marvel and Twenty One Pilots clothes, so...
Kiba Kiba lol I love hot topic...
But then again I only buy Disney stuff there...
IVE BEEN TRICKED INTO THINKING IM EDGY!!!
I can't walk past Doctor Who merch without stopping and buying.
you guys are not true homeschoolers if less than 95% of your clothes come from salvation army, garage sales, or hand-me-downs!
I bought my Batman shades at Hot Topic. I feel like HT is a lot less "edgy" than they used to be.
I was not sheltered...and it just led me to God...though depression...
what do you mean "though depression?"
"age is just a number" 😂 so is 20 to life lmfao
The harry potter and awkward cussing is so my older sister, I'm just like "ok" lol
XD I wasn't allowed to watch Spongebob. Not that I wanted to.
I thought that was a joke when they said that in the video. I was always allowed to watch spongebob.
My mom told me I could watch sports sponge bob because he is a loser 😂😂😂
I feel humiliated. I really do, I'm Christian, my mom is Christian, we love Harry Potter, Spongebob, and marvel, and also we don't act like that!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl random ZP Same
You might not have accted like that but i know some kids who fit this video exactly lol
THIS IS ALL SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.
Jack Rota yeah but there are people who are truely like this
Agape Benedict Harry Potter is harmless fiction. Although I agree you shouldn’t watch it. Harry Potter is for reading
I just started going to church 3 yrs. Ago and I'm fourteen now and I relate to this so much...... My parents have become so sheltering just as I'm entering my teenager rebellion years.
I rebelled by hanging Good Charlotte posters in my room 😂