Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions XVI
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The stock market joke was so funny hahaha
Confession: I wish I was that envelope.
Or the delivery guy)
Ivy me and you sister
Is it Napoléon on your profile picture?
EtherFoxMIDI Yep
Ivy Yeah.. He went to town on that envelope...
That envelope... Mrs. Colbert is a happy woman.
Stephen Colbert is very talented!
I can't wait for Midnight Confessions XXX.
Especially if we get to hear more about his superhero costume fetish...
So upsetting that he didn't dedicate XXX to all r-rated jokes
U can see Stephen is pretty pissed at Trump
well he's used to it, after the bush era, in fact he must be sharpening his knife, all he needs is trump to make some mistakes and here we go ratings
David Dau GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
David Dau so is more than 1/2 the country. we have a pussygraber by president.
+lrenter x and a........as a first lady.....
+David Dau and probably vice-versa. :P
He says that, but there is still one tip. He just takes it back inside with him when he gets his food.
OriginalPiMan clever
Stamps taste even more awesome
"Sometimes there's no tip at all"
Oh, there's definitely a tip, just probably not the one the delivery guy was expecting.
Awe, man! I wanted to see him eat dressing and bacon bits out of a taco salad shell.
he never did a Hungry for Power Games with Hillary
Yeah! It would have been amazing to see him bring back the character one more time.
Are we going to get the last "Hungry For Power Games"
Broccoli is the bomb. What the fuck
NathanielTheOtaku especially with cheese
NathanielTheOtaku I love Broccoli with Thai peanut curry. That shit is delicious!!
A lot of people call me Broccoli
Indeed. Again this baseless slander of a delicious vegetable!
Nathan I love broccoli too but it gives me gas lol.
I LOVE THIS SEGMENT. he needs to do it more often 😂😂
Some envelopes are better than others
Truth.
All envelopes are beautiful
But they all *taste* different! It's all in the hoof quality...
#envelopelivesmatter
Yeah I prefer the white ones
Stephen is awesome!
I want to believe Colbert is the real deal because I want to believe that people are still good.
I hate it when I'm only wearing underpants when the postman has a parcel I have to sign for. I don't have a punchline. Its just a statement of fact.
Siskin's Bits and Bobs hahaha a happy
Siskins Bits you could have had a punchline about packages haha
Stephen should run for president. I would vote for him.
He already did
Mr Colbert, what about some guilt for keeping quiet about the plight of native Americans and supporters fighting against the Dakota Access Pipe Line? #notoDAPL
exactly why isn't anybody talking about it....oh right we have Trumps tweets to talk about.😡😡
Bernadette Mendoza apparently they changed the route. And one guy, Trevor Noah speaks about it.
love this segment
The point of being a practicing Catholic is the 'practice', I think.. nobody is expected to actually get any good at it.
New Message tell this to a surgeon
lamingtongirl123 I believe I specified 'Catholic'... Yep, yep there it is. Reading, however, like surgery, requires plenty of practice.
You really have a talent for comedy.
Broccoli joke really cracks me up... perfftttt ;D
As a catholic this was accurate
I love this segment
This one is a real gem
2:20 yes preach
Make envelopes great again.
That ending cut was one of the weirdest I have seen recently.
Best segment
5:41 Just the tip........ Giggty
I won't forgive him.
supershinigami1 Said the food delivery guy.....
Confession: I actually wanted Trump to win
Another confession, my last confession was lie
and so was this one
Adrian Duran
???
I think it should be the opposite. You should tip the delivery guy $1 less for every clothing you're wearing, and $10 by default if you're wearing none.
If I tipped using that method, I'd go broke.
Can I please be that envelope
Envelopes do taste good...
True
"I have a fake service dog" *knows he is kidding*
*insides still die a little*
yo jon batiste - sick organ playing!!!
How many gay porn scripts does he get?!?! I mean, I don't send him that many...
Maybe he is just thriving off yours. :P
how I categorize Stephens sins gluttony, avarice, wrath, avarice, sloth, gluttony, wrath, gluttony, sloth, sloth, gluttony, lust, wrath, sloth, pride, avarice, pride, sloth, lust.
I love these confessions but I also wouldn't mind seeing more Tuck Buckford haha. oooh my god,.. Colbert: I think Christmas has become too commercialized, is what I tell people I forget to buy presents for". LMAO
Stephen has taken plenty of breaks lately.
Favorite part is 2:29, That is how I feel too.
best section
He forgot, "Bless me Father for I have sinned..."
The LIVE IMPEACHMENT episode Will be amazing
I feel like this segment should start off with Usher's confessions.
He's adorable.
OMG this man is so crazy lol
I mean if there's no clothes, and no tip? Uh, whatcha go goin' on down there?
oh, there is always a tip
my lapse Catholic confession about fork in the eye is even worse than yours
your right that isn't a sin I do that too 2:39
"you're"
Sometimes the delivery guy gets... stiffed
Anyone else notice something weird happening with the audio of the audience saying "We forgive you" at the very end? Like they didn't say it when they were supposed to and then they editied it in? It's weird the was the audio of them cheering suddenly stops then fades back in again.
Chris Chapin guessing the audio messed up or something during edeting. So they decided to edit in some old footage...
seems like the audio of the audience is a different mic that might be enhanced
Guys, that wasn't the real audience. They recorded the same room full of people saying that and played it on the show.
Lucas Talks So maybe it was a previous audience that they did that with, and just kept that one? Or did they just get a whole bunch of people to do that?
No idea. But it couldn't have been the audience, that's all.
Forgive me Father for I have licked....Merry Christmas!
No tips to food delivery guy? You were just making jokes right?
Of course there's a tip. It's right down there.
It's better than getting stiffed!
...I'll see myself out... >_>
No jokes that led to eating? Who wants to bet that there was peanut butter on that envelope?
Must have been cold in the studio... Lots of people with warm jackets
but our hopes are strained, at best, at the moment
How is your audience in such unison??
It is scripted!
Coremensch ham who ask? i mean is his audience and he is confessing tto them and his dog probably is watching so who cares maybe god but he has no phone or tv maybe neither
Nomad K I was half expecting that answer. I'm still disappointed somehow.
They tell the audience to say a particular thing when he asks the questions. It's just to streamline the segment more.
Coremensch why would a Trump supporter pay to go see Stephan Colbert??? Damn if they did they really are as dumb as they say.
One of the few times you don't see Stephen drink...
I don't see how Trump winning is good for comedians, there's no way he's going to allow people to make fun of him as president.
BladeWinters then US will be the new Cuba
oh i should have started with...i confess
I seriously wonder how he can say all that and keep a straight face himself.
lol
That Trump enemy list joke is really 1000x funnier when you know he actually was second place in it
It's also weird now that it's been six years.
aka: atm
#fondue fork
3rd person to actually give a shit about letting the comments know that I was here
confession: some of these hit a bit too close to home for me
Last confess should have been, sometimes it's only the tip
Am I the only one who got a little hot and bothered when Stephen licked the envelope? I'm like... oh my.
funny fact, catholics originally used to confess in public with everyone hearing.
Alejandro Espinosa What? When our Parrish discourages that.
Erik P.T. im not sure why catholics stopped doing public confessions, but im quite sure it has to do a bit with social shaming, and because if you do it in private you will feel safer and share more private things i guess.
silly guy
#doyougiveadamnreally?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I ship Finn and Marceline
YOU SHOULD HAVE DAN AND PHIL
Paid audience. Paid Colbert.
Harro
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ROFL!
some of us are still hoping you are some sort of "ethical savior"
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Can we swap Colbert for Drumph? WE could then count on having future elections, and other guaranteed rights
Do you think Jesus would be as silent on Standing Rock ? Does Colbert really follow the teachings ? I guess their is a choice, JC or a pay cheque. I think he needs to confess.
Ben Warhurst Catholics are like any other Christian religion some practice their faith firmly while others claim they are catholic but never once go to church, confess, practice Catholicism go figure Stephen may be leaning to non religious catholic.
I don't understand any of them quite frankly (I'm not one of them), I'm just pissed off he's not doing something about Standing Rock.
I have to Confess I Don't like Our Orange Ape.All His ego doesn't mean 'gas' The 'Swamp is "Tremendous" Am afraid he ain't do much. I hope Am. Wrong for Our Sake.🇺🇸😂
I voted for Obama twice because I knew he would make it possible for a conservative extremist president after him, I knew my prediction was working in 2014, that is why I didn't even BOTHER Watching the election coverage, I just posted on my facebook that Trump is the winner and Hillary never had a chance.
Thomas Jefferson I vote for the third party because I knew the GOP would screw things so badly people would finally have to admit it can't blame Obama anymore
akeleven LOL you realize that doesn't make any bit of sense right? A vote for the third party is a vote for Hillary.
shame! shame! shame! *cersei walking away smugly* ...
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not on it
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Who else clicked on the video thinking he was making a parody for Westworld?
Off course no words about Trump saving thousands of jobs in Indiana.
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Shouldn't you tip the delivery person for every article of clothing you *don't* have on?
I like trump