The Late Show's Midnight Confessions
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2016
- Slide into the booth and get ready to spill your guts. It's time for Stephen Colbert's favorite Catholic tradition: Midnight Confessions.
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!" - Zábava
I love Stephen messing with the crowd
At this point I think Stephen barely gets to eat and am glad that he eats things so regularly in bits. Hahaha.
''I wouldn't hurt a fly, but when it comes to mosquitos, I am one sick son of a bitch'' - THE BEST :D
Got a shudder of fear when that hatch slid open. Damned Catholicism, never leaves ya.
lol
gregory peck bit was awesome
we're all scared, Steve.. we're all scared.
I'm in ramadahn and when i see him take a bite out of that chicken i'm like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Me too
I'm in fat, and when see him take a bite out of chicken I'm like AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I blame the chicken... AAAHHHH.
overlordkgk yep is looks crunshy ;)
THIS IS EPIC...
I lost it at, "Hakuna Matata bitch."
I can totally relate.
Hahaha, yes, ok. This is by FAR the best Late Show Midnight Confessions yet :)
I so agree. They r all funny but this was sic😂😂😂😂
This guy never fails to make me laugh!!
What's the deal with those candles...
Jerry? Seinfeld, is that you?
It sounded like edits/cuts. I had never seen that before in this segment though. Weird that it happened three times here.
I don't think Stephen eats at the start of the show and just uses this to eat food.
Sometimes when I don't have anymore comedy shows to watch, I listen to Fox News.
THAT is one amazing Gregory Peck imitation.
He does one hell of a Peck.
Stephen Colbert would be perfect as Plastic Man, he even looks like him.
@ 4:50 The best part of waking up (is Folgers in your cup)
The lighting is brighter than normal in that booth.
Funny! Bring back Midnight Confessions.
This was one of my favorite sketches along with the Hat
Stephen, I really like you. I even looked up how to write your name. I'm in a love bombing phase, I guess. Every time I watch your show, I straddle my TV set.
So he _does_ have time for church confession.
That was much (blank) in rehearsal. (laughter)
4:16
NOT THE BEST TIME TO DRINK WATER
I SPIT IT OUT AND THERE'S WATER ALL OVER MY COMPUTER DESK
Who ever built the frame for that door and cant make a normal 45 degree cut needs to be FIRED!
Lmfao!
Hakuna Matata Bitch! 😂 I lost it
That Gregory Peck impression tho...
Man does Stephen do some interesting things.
I love that Maniac song.
Damn, I cried with this video LMAO
stephan Colbert is awesome.
Best of the segments after stargazing with stars
I am also an SOB with mosquitos, I'm going to hell
I want to know how old that chicken is! Also hakuna matata bitches is just gold...
I wish he'd do this segment again
Confessions and fuzzy hat def best part of show :)
and hunger games
oh yeah that too! :)
I never kill any creature but that misquito line kills me😂😂😂
ooooooooooooooh yeah! im so lucky to see this right before i was about to go to bed.
***** no
***** because its hilarious and i would have missed it if i hadnt noticed it.
2:50 i took a much smaller bite in rehearsal
I love you Stephen really
Christ that audience of rubes will laugh at anything. I miss the old Colbert Report.
That chicken looks so good. Later gonna get me one.
The guy who just kept yelling NO
It takes a lot of courage to confess right up funt.
Wait.... That's not what a Palio diet is? 😆
" Audience, I wouldn't hurt a fly, but when it comes to mosquitos I am one sick son of a bitch." I saw myself in this moment.
4:19 editor forgot the actually beep the swear word XD
Actually, they are allowed to say "bitch" and other variants of the word on the show.
Bitch is not considered a swear word on American tv, at least not in the night shows.
why do they censor swear words at all if a night show?
Oh yes, I misted that one. As a non-native English speaker I always watch with subtitles. The subtitles say (bleep) at 4:19 . That's why it occurred to me. At 1:47 it is in the subtitles, so I never even noticed.
Every time there is food something goes wrong.
I would totally watch Stephen Colbert as Batman, even though I don't think he'd be the best fit. Green Lantern, on the other hand, I think he could do AWESOMELY.
Will he mention rehearsal this time? Of course he will.
He's only allowed to eat on TV because of his chewing condition, it's good to see him eat.
Anybody else think Colbert looks like the Hooded Claw
0:20 Well, if everyone knows, then who would there be to tell? So let's make sure everyone with an internet connection watches this so we can all keep the secret: together.
I loved everything but the very end... please don't bring back the Twitter confessions! =(
It's like him admitting he's running out of material.
Wait, which number is it? Which oen is it?
sounds like whisper
What did the crowd say?
Mosquitos are a type of fly, though. So if you hurt a mosquito, you're hurting a fly.
OMG I was the six hundred and sixty sixth 'like'.....well DUH!!! what WOULD you expect?
Dear steven: ;y;ah so? Heh
Only Stephen Colbert proudly waves his Catholicism, whereas Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brien, & Larry Wilmore are maybe practicing or are "lapsed Catholics". Hell, Bill Maher was raised as a Catholic.
Colbert's pretty devout. Conan was raised in it, but I suspect he's not practicing.
Who cares if they are lapsed Catholics. A lot of people are raised and indoctrinated into a religion and then when they form their own opinion they realise they don't need or want it.
Conan brings it up pretty often by saying "I was raised a catholic", he never hid it. Also why would they wave it proudly? Who gives a shit if you believe in any deity?
If it makes sense in a joke tell it, otherwise it's not important and no one needs to know it.
*****
Are you asking me? Because you're asking the wrong guy.
Jason Gordon You're the one who brought it up, therefore yes I'm asking you.
You said that he waves it proudly and others don't therefore my question is: so...? Who cares?
why is bitch the only curse word not bleeped out? also, why are curse words even bleeped in the first place?
(on tv in general)
I wanna confess something, I love watching Colbert shows but the fact he's a christian it's just sad
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***** u r smart hum
My favourite catholic tradition? The systematic cover-up of child rape! It would be funny, but it isn´t.
Ugh...as if the Catholic Church was the only religious institution that did this. Yes, it's TERRIBLE, but it seems to be the only thing people know about Catholicism these days.
It's the only thing people need to know. I don't care what else they do, they protect child predators. Anyone that supports an organization that does that is despicable.
+greg I think you just pissed off 90% of the people by saying 'organization'
+PABWECG The other thing people know is that Republicans hate the Pope because he's Liberal.
+Oybek Kamolov Why did George w Bush and the Republicans refuse to use the words "Radical Catholic Terrorism against children" when describing the enemy? By all of them refusing to say the words that I just randomly and arbitrarily made up that have absolutely no magical qualities about them, they are absolutely and completely 100% responsible every single, act child molestation that ever occurred in the Catholic Church. It was because of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. (DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN!) They were afraid of offending Catholics. This proves that they are all Secret Catholics. Just like Nuclear Missiles won't work without the launch codes, Patriot Missiles that have been launched at Catholic Churches won't work unless the phrase that I just made up is invoked. It's simple conservative common sense people. You don't need no liberal education at some America hating commie university to figure it out.
Anyone else count the Blacks in the audience? No? Just me? Carry on
The first one was a sin
hakuna matata
Didn’t laugh once--so THIS is considered funny, eh? Please bring back Dangerfield and Carlin and Kenison
First
not amused😑