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  • Ivo Graham ironically argues that size DOESN'T matter.
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    Filmed on Tuesday 14th May 2013
    ABOUT IVO GRAHAM:
    At just 20 years old, Ivo Graham's gauche charm belies a talent rarely seen in someone so young. The Eton alumnus combines insightful stories of adolescence and fellow students with a sharp witted presence that has rapidly gained him the acclaim of his audience, fellow artists and the critics alike.
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Komentáře • 174

  • @RockyAbduljabar
    @RockyAbduljabar Před 2 lety +72

    I LOVED his speech!! Such talent of conveying his ideas and thoughts in words !
    I aspire to be a good speaker but this? this is an excellent speaker!

  • @KoruGo
    @KoruGo Před 4 lety +54

    *"People Who Shape Our World"*

  • @taasinbinhossainalvi9173
    @taasinbinhossainalvi9173 Před 4 lety +52

    One of the few times i watched a full proposition

  • @mindthenoise7829
    @mindthenoise7829 Před 7 lety +296

    Brilliant. Wish it went for longer.

  • @richardandersonmolinabetan1783

    I can conclude that size does matter, otherwise we wouldn't talk about ir for hundreds of years. It DOES matter, but it is not the only thing that matters.

  • @JT15450
    @JT15450 Před 4 lety +32

    he is utterly brilliant

  • @dcrazypersiancat
    @dcrazypersiancat Před 6 lety +66

    It exceeded my expectations. I laughed hard!

  • @iGong
    @iGong Před 6 lety +24

    He is totally brilliant!

  • @rajnikantyadav1315
    @rajnikantyadav1315 Před 3 lety +8

    hands down for this guy marvelous

  • @jananni123456789
    @jananni123456789 Před 6 lety +40

    i like that "just don't be medium"

  • @beejcarson
    @beejcarson Před 4 lety +27

    I love these comedy debates

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender Před 6 lety +127

    He is a dead ringer for Magnus Carlsen.

  • @tendayiblessingjeyacheya2303

    You are a smart man Ivo Graham!

  • @pamelae1696
    @pamelae1696 Před 5 lety +28

    This is the kind of guy I would like.

  • @hermanjacobs4425
    @hermanjacobs4425 Před rokem +12

    Ivo brilliantly underpinned the significance of character in human relations. Size does matter, but only in terms of courage, mindfulness and the ability to face adversity.

  • @918melissa
    @918melissa Před 6 lety +47

    This guy is genius! Bravo!

  • @widaa911
    @widaa911 Před 3 lety +4

    Best Video

  • @OccasionallyEpic
    @OccasionallyEpic Před 10 lety +14

    He was great - hilarious! :D

  • @ucheuwah5729
    @ucheuwah5729 Před 6 lety +40

    Best stand up performance ever!

  • @LexAcademic
    @LexAcademic Před 10 lety +10

    Wonderful stuff.

  • @TheIronWristFighters
    @TheIronWristFighters Před 3 lety +26

    I'm pretty sure that blonde chick, on the lower left, that keeps giggling wants you, bro

  • @PeterShieldsukcatstripey
    @PeterShieldsukcatstripey Před 4 lety +1

    my hero

  • @ronpeel1878
    @ronpeel1878 Před 7 lety +22

    Hilarious, and clever.

  • @SC-qm4df
    @SC-qm4df Před rokem

    Excellent!

  • @BALBIRSINGH-qf5ft
    @BALBIRSINGH-qf5ft Před 5 lety +1

    Great.

  • @oyhrx
    @oyhrx Před rokem

    just awesome

  • @boduholm8463
    @boduholm8463 Před 28 dny

    The entropi in Oxford Union, has increased.

  • @Prakgreat
    @Prakgreat Před 5 lety +1

    Class

  • @cinakakar197
    @cinakakar197 Před 3 lety +4

    Watched this video first and then watched Matt lacey, so I came back to watch ivo Graham again so I can forget about Matt lacey' awkward and tedious talk.

  • @mahbubulalam464
    @mahbubulalam464 Před 5 lety +5

    ♥Awesome man,♥awesome thinking,♥awesome comedian

  • @TatyAdes73
    @TatyAdes73 Před 6 lety +5

    muito bom kkkkk

  • @hanawana
    @hanawana Před 2 lety

    love

  • @jjaunay
    @jjaunay Před 7 lety +50

    this is hilarious

  • @gianchisciottegesualdo9188

    please someone put the subs on this video

  • @robbyrobrob1
    @robbyrobrob1 Před 4 lety +1

    He's got something strapped to his leg.

  • @jacksonfolly
    @jacksonfolly Před rokem +2

    He should teach us public speaking.

  • @BingtheLizard
    @BingtheLizard Před 3 lety +1

    What about extra medium?

  • @alanblight9233
    @alanblight9233 Před rokem +18

    Size doesn’t matter when your as charming , smart and funny as Ivo Graham .

  • @satirick__5
    @satirick__5 Před 2 lety

    Good lad

  • @liketheroman
    @liketheroman Před 5 měsíci +1

    had he lost his virginity at this point? He did discuss how belated that event was in his undergraduate career.

  • @supermike1982
    @supermike1982 Před 2 lety +1

    Funny guy for sure

  • @krishkodali1841
    @krishkodali1841 Před 3 lety +1

    This man's sounded like Harry from the sidemen

  • @aperson7584
    @aperson7584 Před 7 lety +121

    The blonde was totally into him...she didn't like the 'annihilate' comment for some reason, so that didn't do him any favours, but still ... salvageable. I hope something happened :)

    • @saltyapple1238
      @saltyapple1238 Před 5 lety +12

      Honestly thought u where talking about the blonde fella in the pink trousers

    • @l3mayian
      @l3mayian Před 4 lety

      @matthew austin she does look like an actress but I cant lay my finger on it

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 Před 4 lety +1

      L3MAYIAN Kirsten dunst

    • @cuminthenameofpiss
      @cuminthenameofpiss Před 2 lety

      @@lazypops3117 also Anna Paquin

    • @maxryder9321
      @maxryder9321 Před rokem +2

      As even a mild fan of Ivo, I can next to guarantee nothing happened

  • @iketyke7324
    @iketyke7324 Před 2 lety +15

    Very funny, brilliant speech. All of his best comments went over their heads too.

    • @Vaginaninja
      @Vaginaninja Před rokem +5

      Is that why they were all laughing?

    • @iketyke7324
      @iketyke7324 Před rokem +1

      @@Vaginaninja That’s why they were all doing that ‘think there’s a joke there but don’t really get it’ laughing, yes.

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 Před rokem +2

      too tall perhaps

    • @iketyke7324
      @iketyke7324 Před rokem

      @@tobyhart8515 But not where it matters. Or doesn’t.

    • @leif1075
      @leif1075 Před rokem

      Why do yousaythat>

  • @pradeepgrpradeepgr1421

    It take my

  • @Landstalker1999
    @Landstalker1999 Před 3 lety +17

    I feel sorry for him. I hope he finds true happiness even if he has a smal peepee.

  • @ChronicDreamer1st
    @ChronicDreamer1st Před 2 lety +1

    Size does matter 😉

  • @DN-lo9hx
    @DN-lo9hx Před 7 lety +20

    6:17 the guy on the left's face.

  • @diamondbolton2944
    @diamondbolton2944 Před rokem

    Me trying sequester was it big or not?

  • @williamfahey6066
    @williamfahey6066 Před rokem

    This was done 9 years ago. And it is a classic.
    I hope Ivo has gone on to a very Happy and
    successful life.
    Jeff

    • @serenityinside1
      @serenityinside1 Před rokem

      Of course he has - look where he’s talking from , listen to his brain !

    • @AliciaB.
      @AliciaB. Před rokem +4

      well he's on Taskmaster right now

  • @popeyedbanjo6099
    @popeyedbanjo6099 Před 4 lety +9

    This a toff club!!

  • @timothygrayson
    @timothygrayson Před rokem

    When I meet a man I don't think about his size or appendage it is not appropriate. Only insecure people want to compare there appendages because they need to win the competition. Good is man who can appreciate wit and adulthood.

  • @gianchisciottegesualdo9188

    define "small"

  • @aleksk4151
    @aleksk4151 Před 4 lety +2

    Nonsense discussion. But was funny

  • @katy3901
    @katy3901 Před 4 lety +6

    Is that Ahir Shah at 11:38?

    • @taasinbinhossainalvi9173
      @taasinbinhossainalvi9173 Před 4 lety +1

      Who the heck is that

    • @nitishsaxena1372
      @nitishsaxena1372 Před 4 lety +2

      Wow he is

    • @katy3901
      @katy3901 Před 4 lety +2

      @@taasinbinhossainalvi9173 A comedian! He's fantastic, been on the Mash Report a few times. I saw him live in Glasgow a few months ago and he gave us pizza before the show.

    • @katy3901
      @katy3901 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nitishsaxena1372 Glad to hear someone else agree, I was caught off guard a bit

  • @vicsaul5459
    @vicsaul5459 Před 3 měsíci

    06:17 Angelos smartest guy in the room, going to the EEC's😊

  • @atiqah8649
    @atiqah8649 Před rokem

    Finally I found smn like me,totally I was weird hahaaa

  • @dazlock4491
    @dazlock4491 Před 9 měsíci

    Where is Ahir Shah's speech?

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 Před 4 měsíci +1

    It's a shame that the audience missed his joke about women being spelt with an A. Because he has only slept with A woman. 1. Uno. Un. One. Eins. Één. Satu. Jeden. Poor Ivo.

  • @FullInstall
    @FullInstall Před 7 měsíci

    Good old Dan Renton Skinner

  • @jamesformby1979
    @jamesformby1979 Před 4 měsíci

    Angelos Epithemou in the audience, random!

  • @Me4Despicable
    @Me4Despicable Před 2 lety

    I understand why Oxford changed Rowan Atkinson into Mr. Bean...

  • @swayfitness5777
    @swayfitness5777 Před 2 lety +1

    Non sequitur

  • @S.Staes1
    @S.Staes1 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣

  • @swayfitness5777
    @swayfitness5777 Před 2 lety

    Non sequitur Non sequitur

  • @Epicurean999
    @Epicurean999 Před 4 lety +6

    Now this is what I can call Him As A Very confident Man and I am shipping Him Hard
    💋🙏💋

  • @robertoseveno
    @robertoseveno Před 2 lety

    Hot! Whot!>?

  • @dodeston5996
    @dodeston5996 Před 2 lety

    Hilarious

  • @Problembeing
    @Problembeing Před 4 lety +8

    “Teached”?

  • @Judewilkinsonjfk
    @Judewilkinsonjfk Před 5 lety +1

    Comes across a lot like Richard Herring

  • @DellLaptop-zx7cs
    @DellLaptop-zx7cs Před 6 lety +42

    What a strange topic for someone to talk about from such a prodigious school.

    • @adityaramesh1764
      @adityaramesh1764 Před 5 lety +18

      What a strange topic for someone to talk about, period.

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 Před rokem +4

      Prestigious, methinks. oh well it starts with a p and ends with an s, so hey ho.

    • @faesalkashmiri7021
      @faesalkashmiri7021 Před rokem

      @@tobyhart8515 nice

  • @riddlerriddler2080
    @riddlerriddler2080 Před 3 lety

    So what if your big boy 😁🤭🤭🤭🤭

  • @reyjunix8661
    @reyjunix8661 Před 6 lety +3

    I'm a tall man with a small penis. Dammit. You are so hilarious.

  • @NDMeow93
    @NDMeow93 Před 4 lety +7

    God they’re all so smug

  • @socialdemocracy3700
    @socialdemocracy3700 Před 5 lety +14

    When a university turns into a circus ...

  • @ewanmccarthy2602
    @ewanmccarthy2602 Před 7 lety +49

    Went to eton and oxford- uses word "teached" instead of taught. There is hope for everyone. SMH 10:50

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs Před 6 lety +16

      I think he was saying "teaches" or "is teaching" but he eats a few letters.

    • @revol148
      @revol148 Před 6 lety

      attention to detail there - good !

    • @jontybryce1927
      @jontybryce1927 Před 5 lety +25

      It’s common for people to misspeak when in front of a large audience

    • @abritishguy8351
      @abritishguy8351 Před 5 lety +18

      @@jontybryce1927 yeah ngl it seems more like bitter envy than intellect but hey, if you're going to be envious of anything, an Oxford university education is a pretty good start

    • @taasinbinhossainalvi9173
      @taasinbinhossainalvi9173 Před 4 lety +8

      Ewan McCarthy that’s just a silly mistake you seem jelly

  • @pradeepgrpradeepgr1421

    Chiken egg khana teast look siddha ramya

  • @kayem3824
    @kayem3824 Před 6 lety +3

    Stuck in the 19th century.

    • @kayem3824
      @kayem3824 Před 2 lety

      @DnB and Psy Production I didn't watch this for entertainment.

  • @comacuma2869
    @comacuma2869 Před 2 lety

    THE LONG LEGGED 1 WALKS FAR ON TRAIL ,THINKS IS QUALIFIED THINKER ,,,,OOOPSSS THEERE IS ALSO THE ACNE FACE WHO EXCERSIED WELL ,,HAS ALSO BEEN QUALIFIED ,,,BASED ON THIS TWISTED EVALUATION,,,

  • @mrjakefs
    @mrjakefs Před 5 lety +3

    Tories

  • @sixmagpies
    @sixmagpies Před 5 lety +16

    They's look a bit smarter if they debated their own impending futures, living without free speech under complete totalitarianism.

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 Před 2 lety +3

      The years aged this like fine wine.

    • @timothygrayson
      @timothygrayson Před rokem

      If this is free speech think again. If this speaker spoke in a public place a street or pub he would be stoned to death by a mob. We live in a totalatarian culture where the mob does rule backed by the state. The Oxford Union is not a public place but a safe place for wit and education. Long may it live!

    • @nech1
      @nech1 Před rokem +1

      @@thomasalvarez6456 and now even more

    • @_portsmyth
      @_portsmyth Před 3 měsíci +1

      You're allowed to do both.. Entertainment is one of the things that keeps some of us clinging to this rock.

  • @mothermovementa
    @mothermovementa Před 4 lety

    FREAK

  • @cmonbluuuebirds1364
    @cmonbluuuebirds1364 Před 3 lety +4

    The amount of self entitlement in that room makes me feel uncomfortable.

  • @kennethcarvalho3684
    @kennethcarvalho3684 Před 4 lety +3

    A decently tepid attempt at standup

  • @andrewb4470
    @andrewb4470 Před 5 lety +3

    This silly man was desperately trying to be funny but wasn't. Many people looked bored after about 10 minutes and rightly so.

    • @googleuser2609
      @googleuser2609 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes. I couldn't continue watching after four minutes. Boring.

    • @jehanashraf8219
      @jehanashraf8219 Před 2 lety

      Andrew B Your Right The only He Forgot One Thing An Exaggerated Erection!

    • @kaput_hodge
      @kaput_hodge Před rokem +1

      @@jehanashraf8219 Why do you type like that? Are you ok?

    • @jehanashraf8219
      @jehanashraf8219 Před rokem

      @@kaput_hodge Type like what By the way Imran Khan the Cricket player Got into Oxford Cos of his Cricketing Skills he
      Didn’t Have The Exam Grades

    • @kaput_hodge
      @kaput_hodge Před rokem

      @@jehanashraf8219 capitalise each individual word, purposefully, also i don’t know who that is but that makes sense if he was good on a national level

  • @saynotowoke.8492
    @saynotowoke.8492 Před 2 lety +5

    *A fine example of a privately educated Eton, then Oxford-educated entitled brat who thinks he's a comedian. No doubt the reason why the BBC has elected to give him his own show. A very sad indictment of our times in 2021 Britain.*

  • @User-x2f3ef4s4fs6g
    @User-x2f3ef4s4fs6g Před měsícem

    Boring ...

  • @JayOTwo
    @JayOTwo Před 2 lety +1

    this fella is not very funny. hardly qualifies to call himself a "comedian"

    • @stub6378
      @stub6378 Před rokem +1

      You should listen to his book review of striker by Steve Bruce.

    • @rachelritchings6172
      @rachelritchings6172 Před 7 měsíci

      Comedy being subjective yes