Most Dubious Presidential Pardons

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  Před 2 měsíci +13

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    • @zacrl1230
      @zacrl1230 Před 2 měsíci

      A pardon actually mean that you have admitted guilt.

    • @PopeOf420
      @PopeOf420 Před 2 měsíci +1

      DAVE'S NOT HERE MAN!!....
      What is "Here"? Is it not just; "There"?? Without The: "T"????;)
      Eye, Nose, Huh??
      &
      Pardon me, but lastly.... No, Seriously, I mean Pardon Me at the End Ha Ha On A Scale From 1 To 10, What Is Dave's Favorite Color (Or Favourite Colour for you roped up in peeing peeps xD jpjk) oF The Alphabet!?!? Lmfao

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 Před 2 měsíci

      0:50 Simon I net your writer never saw that coming 😂😂

    • @acevaporchill6432
      @acevaporchill6432 Před 2 měsíci +1

      czcams.com/video/58BDrZH7SX8/video.htmlsi=wsXh3fzfE0HQHADc

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 Před 2 měsíci

      @@zacrl1230 I doubt that. The guy who hid in Switzerland and many draft dodgers were not convicted and I don't think they admitted guilty before the pardon.

  • @oohhboy-funhouse
    @oohhboy-funhouse Před 2 měsíci +102

    "Dave's blind, Obviously I'm not". Oh La Di Da, look at Mr Fancy Eyes Haver. Look at you, going around looking at things, lording colour vision over dogs, keenly watching the basement with hawk like intensity to swoop on escapees. Dave will have the last laugh when he escapes and bludgeons you with those stolen braille books.

    • @DookRahool
      @DookRahool Před 2 měsíci +4

      Totally read that in Eric Idle's voice😂 beautiful.

    • @ilsingr5750
      @ilsingr5750 Před měsícem

      The irony is that now he even has gotten Lasik so he doesn't really even need glasses anymore. He only wears them for the brand lol

    • @mohawpi
      @mohawpi Před měsícem +1

      Lazer eyes indeed

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před 20 dny +1

      Is that you, Dave?

  • @robinderoos1166
    @robinderoos1166 Před 2 měsíci +95

    Indeed, who steals braille books? Just break in, and hide them in random places to mess with Dave!

    • @Etymon-jt3zw
      @Etymon-jt3zw Před 2 měsíci

      It's even funnier if it's true when they realize That they stole law books if they could only read them. I'm sure it would tell them that, that's illegal. Law books are probably quite expensive.
      Especially written in brail.

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 Před 2 měsíci +5

      😂 you cruel man. I can't let you di that. I like dave and Danny

    • @fredblonder7850
      @fredblonder7850 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Break in and leave Braille graffiti.

    • @user-on8hn8nv5e
      @user-on8hn8nv5e Před 2 měsíci +2

      Obviously no one has seen the book of Eli

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 Před měsícem +2

      Skeletor HA!

  • @DASBIGUN
    @DASBIGUN Před 2 měsíci +47

    Skellator is NEVER getteing old.
    cause IM into that shit

  • @amirightPeter
    @amirightPeter Před 2 měsíci +100

    Its been 1 hour Dave. Where is our ChatGPT answer.

    • @KamielDV2
      @KamielDV2 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Let's give him a couple of hours, he is probably busy writing another banging script whilst being blind, what a dude

    • @jonathanwesley6895
      @jonathanwesley6895 Před 2 měsíci +9

      I agree he's awesome, but being blind has nothing to do with that.

    • @KamielDV2
      @KamielDV2 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I know he would be awesome anyways, I am just impressed :)
      Writing can be hard enough when you see what you are doing, and I respect him for taking on a little bit of an extra challenge when writing for us.

    • @ai-spacedestructor
      @ai-spacedestructor Před 2 měsíci +6

      2 hours more, it has been 4 hours now and still nothing about the ChatGPT response.

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain Před měsícem +3

      2 days now 💀

  • @darkermatter125.35
    @darkermatter125.35 Před 2 měsíci +42

    There are a ton of people who need pardons, at the very least. Like people who have been in jail for a decade over something that is now legal (anything weed related), and if there was no violence and it wasn't huge amounts, the record should be expunged to help them be able to get employment. The "war on drugs" has cost Americans way too much. Monetarily and just in the huge, traumatizing, fracturing damage it has done to families and friends and people's lives.

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg Před 2 měsíci +3

      This video was about the controversial ones, though, not non-controversial ones.

    • @Zackwayt-so5rt
      @Zackwayt-so5rt Před měsícem

      Go thank biden. He had a huge part in that and the civil rights. And the KKK.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF Před měsícem +5

      But think about the children! What if they grow up and do the weed! Then they'd... they might do other bad things! Be...cause... of the weed! What then, smarty pants?

    • @differentdestiny
      @differentdestiny Před měsícem

      I also love how in conjunction with the war on drugs, especially small possession charges, the response is typically "all these kids who grow up without dads" as if the policies they are aware of aren't the exact reason for that. They always seem to try to make it a "personal responsibility" issue when us white people get away with doing the exact same things.
      And those policies go against their own goals of creating more "American families" by locking up individuals so that they can't start a family, and then they whine and cry about how citizens aren't having enough babies.

  • @drewrobinson5562
    @drewrobinson5562 Před měsícem +8

    "Dave wrote this. Hes blind, im not....Right?"
    I just like the idea of Simon questioning if hes blind or not

  • @ApothecaryTerry
    @ApothecaryTerry Před měsícem +12

    Brain Blaze is basically just the internet in compressed form. Lots of information presented as original content, with a reaction video built into it and then the corresponding memes for those reactions.
    Everyone else is still doing separate content, but watching this is a far more efficient way to waste my time 🤣

    • @_Geist
      @_Geist Před měsícem +1

      i think you summed up why i like all these channels by simon and his teams: it's efficient entertainment brainfood format, like a power snack or some shizz.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Před 2 měsíci +22

    1:00 - Mid roll ads
    2:40 - Back to the video
    4:25 - Chapter 1 - Donald trump pardons michael flynn
    8:45 - Chapter 2 - Bill clinton pardons marc rich
    13:40 - Chapter 3 - President ford pardons president nixon
    16:55 - Chapter 4 - President jimmy carter pardon's draft dodgers

  • @brian_phipps
    @brian_phipps Před 2 měsíci +99

    DAVE I NEED THE CHAT GPT VERSION

    • @curtislindsey1736
      @curtislindsey1736 Před 2 měsíci +20

      Dave's not here, man 😵‍💫

    • @davebreakwell9754
      @davebreakwell9754 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I was waiting for the Simon read of the chatGPT version at the end.
      (No I’m not THE Dave 😊)

    • @smokerjim
      @smokerjim Před měsícem +1

      C'mon Dave, stop holding out on us! Did ChatGPT accuse you of being in a conspiracy to replace Kate Middleton with an imposter and you're waiting for the dust to settle?😂😂

    • @mama_nez
      @mama_nez Před měsícem +2

      I LITERALLY PAUSED THE WHOLE VIDEO TO COME FIND IT AND IT'S NOT HERE 😂😭

  • @Buzzkill-dk3gk
    @Buzzkill-dk3gk Před 2 měsíci +26

    Crime pays, especially if you're in the government.

  • @zaksoule4081
    @zaksoule4081 Před 2 měsíci +82

    In the US in order to receive a pardon you are still "guilty" just your crime is excused

    • @l.b8896
      @l.b8896 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Then what the difference between something on your record being pardoned and something on your record being expunged

    • @heroicx00
      @heroicx00 Před 2 měsíci +2

      you actually have to admit guilt in order to accept a pardon AFAIK

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@l.b8896 Expunged means the conviction has basically been erased. Pardoned, it's still there

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah Před měsícem +4

      @@l.b8896 When you're pardoned, it means you can't be punished for something you may or may not have done and may or may not have been convicted of doing. I've always thought its intended use is for when someone does something that's illegal according to the letter of the law and the judge has to sentence the person, but most people would agree that an exception should be made due to the specific circumstances.
      Expungement means something will be removed from your record, whether you were found innocent or you pled guilty but made it through deferred adjudication, etc.

    • @BippyTheGuy
      @BippyTheGuy Před měsícem

      That's a myth, actually.

  • @whee38
    @whee38 Před 2 měsíci +52

    Accepting a pardon involves formally and legally accepting guilt. Pardons are forgiveness for a crime

    • @electricurinal
      @electricurinal Před měsícem +2

      Correct..... I came to say the same thing and knew someone probably already said it. The recipient of a pardon must fully admit they are guilty before they get the pardon. Which kinda begs the question: what if the president offers a pardon, the person fully and officially admits to guilt, then the president says "just kidding". Is that possible? Hahaha.

    • @MarcusHawksley
      @MarcusHawksley Před měsícem +2

      This is not true.
      There was a supreme court decision from a hundred years ago that suggested that acceptance of a pardon implies guilt. This was clarified in an appeal by a US soldier who accepted a pardon in 2021
      See Lorance v. Commandant (2021)

    • @rjgaynor8
      @rjgaynor8 Před měsícem

      @@MarcusHawksley bro the court case you cited says the same as the comment you are replying to. It’s a forgiveness of a crime that the person being pardoned of is guilty of.

    • @rjgaynor8
      @rjgaynor8 Před měsícem

      @@electricurinal a presidential pardon does not require an admission of guilt on the person being pardoned. What happens is the person who accepts the pardon is accepting the fact that there is an implied guilt to the need for a pardon.

    • @MarcusHawksley
      @MarcusHawksley Před měsícem

      @@rjgaynor8 😒 you should probably read the case. It clearly states the opposite of the original comment.
      "We conclude that Lorance's acceptance of the pardon did not have the legal effect of a confession of guilt and did not constitute a waiver of his habeas rights"

  • @MrGeekFreek
    @MrGeekFreek Před 2 měsíci +31

    Red Forman to Gerald Ford in an episode of That 70s Show:
    Red: Hey Jerry. I have a question for ya. How the hell could you pardon Nixon?

  • @thaylonD
    @thaylonD Před měsícem +7

    What an insanely absurd power. The guilty can legally go free, while the wrongly incarcerated are supposed to not accept a pardon and remain in prison.

    • @dillydoor
      @dillydoor Před měsícem

      As opposed to those in power do it and still get away with it? They all do it and it's insane

    • @radorat
      @radorat Před měsícem +3

      Pardon powers exist to provide innocent people a means to get out of jail. The majority of pardons are to provide such relief.
      Michael Flints pardon is dubious because it is a clear misuse of the pardon power. (I haven't finished the video so Flints pardon is the only one I can judge).
      I came to chat because I was surprised that Simons take was basically "the president has the pardon power so why are people complaining about it".

  • @TerenceClark
    @TerenceClark Před 2 měsíci +34

    This has probably been said, but pardons not only don't mean you're innocent, you actually can't be pardonned unless you've been found guilty. It's basically saying "yes, you're guilty, but you no longer need to serve your sentence".

    • @s.henrlllpoklookout5069
      @s.henrlllpoklookout5069 Před měsícem +3

      And as the courts have ruled, accepting a pardon means that you implicitly admit that you were guilty

  • @dominoep
    @dominoep Před měsícem +10

    Being pardoned does not mean you're innocent. A pardon removes the punishment, but it does not overturn the conviction or establish innocence...

    • @s.henrlllpoklookout5069
      @s.henrlllpoklookout5069 Před měsícem

      Joe Arpaio appealed to the Supreme Court to have his conviction overturned after Trump pardoned him. The court basically said "If you accepted the pardon, then you admitted that you were guilty."

  • @andrewlehtola3881
    @andrewlehtola3881 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I like Dave's scripts

  • @SafetySpooon
    @SafetySpooon Před 2 měsíci +13

    omg i am so old - i REMEMBER the whole Watergate thing......

    • @jodycarter7308
      @jodycarter7308 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I remember it, but it didn't...impact me. What I really remember seeing was that execution by revolver in Viet Nam, live on TV.

    • @cynthiasimpson931
      @cynthiasimpson931 Před měsícem +1

      Yeah. I was in high school. I had no interest in Nixon's resignation speech (I was 14, what can I say?) so I changed the channels on the TV, and still didn't miss a word. The speech was even on PBS.

  • @matthewhodgson7388
    @matthewhodgson7388 Před 2 měsíci +25

    Simon will mysteriously disappear after this episode or fall of his balcony in his bungalow

    • @krisfinley6706
      @krisfinley6706 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Gonna come down with one of those cases of rare poison metal falling out window cancer. That happens sometimes🤷‍♀️

    • @Margarinetaylorgrease
      @Margarinetaylorgrease Před 2 měsíci +4

      He’ll be force to fly Boeing

  • @1Rab
    @1Rab Před 2 měsíci +4

    "No one is above the law."
    Executive orders enter the chat

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 Před 2 měsíci +2

      There's one lunatic that thinks the president should be...

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Also, that's not how executive orders work

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF Před měsícem +11

    9:00 Simon, FFS, just because the president CAN do something doesn't mean it's automatically cool, and not corrupt and worthy of punishment.

  • @AliciaGuitar
    @AliciaGuitar Před 2 měsíci +116

    I am still upset Trump pardoned Joe Arpaio. That county is still corrupt from his influence.

    • @amandajones661
      @amandajones661 Před 2 měsíci

      Yep.

    • @jennaxoxox4821
      @jennaxoxox4821 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I still think that pardon is why he lost the Arizona vote in 2020.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 Před 2 měsíci +17

      ​@@jennaxoxox4821I mean Arizona isn't as red as people think it is, they also didn't vote for him because he was an absolute lunatic

    • @joshts00
      @joshts00 Před 2 měsíci

      Pretty shitty human being right there. I try to wish everyone well, but, fuck that piece of shit, specifically.

    • @Zackwayt-so5rt
      @Zackwayt-so5rt Před měsícem

      Trump is still a way better choice than the absolute dumpster fire biden brought to us. I will take safety over incompetence any day.

  • @omniunown
    @omniunown Před 2 měsíci +11

    Nixon must be pretty pissed that he wasn't president 50 years later

  • @Starblifast
    @Starblifast Před 2 měsíci +32

    If you accept a Presidential pardon, you're admitting guilt to the crime committed. You're saying you committed said crime, and accept responsibility for it. It stays that way on your record forever; "guilty of felony X". The pardon was put in place so the Commander in Chief could step in, and ensure that persons acting outside the law to protect the well-being of the Constitution, and continuation of the government of the United States couldn't be prosecuted. That's obviously flown entirely the fuck out of the window. It was a good idea when British troops were still holding defectors accountable. Nowadays it's absolutely useless.

    • @applejones5576
      @applejones5576 Před měsícem

      The hell are you on about? You know that pardon is only used for a political position.

    • @jrfish007
      @jrfish007 Před měsícem

      Wow… that’s a weird interpretation. Say you’re a male charged for sexual harassment, if you’re in an area with a zealous prosecutor you’re going to spend $100k defending yourself regardless of actual guilt or not. A pardon would mean you don’t have to spend the money. Nixon was never convicted or even charged. It’s on record as a pardon, you can still vote so defiantly not on your record as a felony.

  • @davidva8694
    @davidva8694 Před měsícem +3

    I’m happy you & Dave are working together

  • @MosoKaiser
    @MosoKaiser Před 2 měsíci +6

    5:24 No, a pardon means just being relieved of the senctence one has been given. Exoneration is where a conviction is reversed and the convicted is cleared of blame, be it from new evidence showing their innocence, a fault in the conviction, etc.
    Therefore, accepting a pardon has widely been argued to equal to admission of guilt.

  • @barneynedward
    @barneynedward Před 2 měsíci +214

    A pardon is an admission of guilt

    • @Sammael251
      @Sammael251 Před 2 měsíci +11

      You're not wrong

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy Před 2 měsíci +13

      Well yeah, aren't the people who're pardoned already convicted, sentenced, & either serving the time when they're pardoned or they've been released & the pardon vacates their criminal record? At least that's how I thought pardons work

    • @slevelneves
      @slevelneves Před 2 měsíci +33

      Correct. The Supreme Court said you are admitting guilt by accepting a pardon.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 Před 2 měsíci +20

      ​​@@droomzyVery few of the major pardons are actually for people who have been convicted. That's why accepting a pardon has often been considered an admission of guilt. The pardoned party often must officially accept the pardon for it to be in effect, so the idea of it being an admission of guilt has a pretty solid foundation. This generally doesn't apply to anyone who was already convicted, as they often explicitly deny that they were ever guilty, or have no guilt over their actions.

    • @raulpetrascu2696
      @raulpetrascu2696 Před 2 měsíci +20

      ​@@slevelnevesrecently the courts ruled that no it's not. Search "Ex-soldier's acceptance of Trump pardon didn't constitute confession of guilt, court rules". Ever since that 1915 case no court has ever held that accepting a pardon is confessing guilt. And their statement was simply an aside, not a concrete ruling. Accepting a pardon only makes the person _look guilty_ by implication that he needs a pardon. That's all. Legally it's not really one

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 Před 2 měsíci +38

    If you ever sell a bag of weed to a blind guy, don't short the bag. He'll know.

    • @Smilewithmeviking
      @Smilewithmeviking Před měsícem +5

      Or don't short it because you want repeat customers 😅

  • @samdomino7960
    @samdomino7960 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Needed this today, thanks fact boi 🎉

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Simon, any law enforcement can legally lie to you. If you lie to them, its a crime.

    • @Aburningqeustion
      @Aburningqeustion Před měsícem +1

      Omg so true. They are actually trained to lie to you.

  • @lilykep
    @lilykep Před 2 měsíci +5

    Simon: Random people on the internet rarely know what they're talking about and you should not listen to them.
    Also Simon: ChatGPT is basically like a god and everything it says is correct and awesome.
    ChatGPT: **created by data scraping random people on the internet**

  • @kraziecatclady
    @kraziecatclady Před měsícem +1

    As for the books being stolen, it reminded me of when people were robbing Fed Ex trucks a few years ago. I had ordered a few pet tarantulas online and couldn't help but amuse myself with the thought of a robber opening a stolen package and finding spiders or the roaches I ordered as feeders. Fortunately, the truck delivering my order was not robbed.

  • @marieseaman7855
    @marieseaman7855 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Hats off to Jimmy Carter though, respect

  • @TroysPepperstick
    @TroysPepperstick Před 2 měsíci +5

    My favorite bald person feeding my brain once again

  • @josephcooter5763
    @josephcooter5763 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Murdoch then sold 20th Century Fox to Disney and it has become a Mickey Mouse Operation.

    • @patrickbrumm4120
      @patrickbrumm4120 Před 2 měsíci

      Don't Mess with the Mouse

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows Před 2 měsíci +2

      All except the "news" portion. Not sure if he wanted to keep it or if Disney didn't want it

    • @josephcooter5763
      @josephcooter5763 Před 2 měsíci

      @@UnicornsPoopRainbows NO Murdoch wanted to keep it.. He was perfectly fine with spining off 20th Fox. But Fox Broadcasting and Fox Sports he was perfectly happy to keep even though Fox News' audience is about the size of a pea.

  • @mikehyzer7990
    @mikehyzer7990 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Make a supercut video of Simon's rants. You got more than enough material.

  • @darkermatter125.35
    @darkermatter125.35 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Norway extradites to the US, but not completely. But they refuse to extradite in cases because doing so would mean they would suffer "inhumane treatment in US prisons."
    Which, fair. Valid. 100%.

  •  Před 2 měsíci +5

    Thieves steal braille law books
    The thief: Hey, it turns out stealing is a crime!

  • @stephenpartridge686
    @stephenpartridge686 Před 2 měsíci +4

    No one is surprised that one criminal would pardon another, what a joke of a "system"!!!

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 Před 2 měsíci

      He pardoned multiple.. and Bannon is proud of it

  • @michaelmoroney1427
    @michaelmoroney1427 Před 2 měsíci +5

    16 stone is = 224 pounds. That would be a huge American akita, much less the smaller Japanese breed. No one in their right mind would break into my house with my 120-pound akita on guard 😂.

    • @jodycarter7308
      @jodycarter7308 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yeah, that's boerboll weight class. 120 is a healthy size akita, never seen (a non-obese) one over 140. My huskamute is 120. I caught those numbers too.

  • @DMSrunit
    @DMSrunit Před 2 měsíci +1

    If those braille books were tests it could’ve been a useful steal if you know who to sell to and how to read it

  • @Solostylevids
    @Solostylevids Před 23 dny

    4:26😂 it’s so funny. It makes me think of that meme where that dude has a DJ and he’s playing and you hear don’t come in a woman’s voice and then Donald Trump eventually says I’m gonna come😂

  • @Daddyoh94
    @Daddyoh94 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Blaze time! 🎉😊

  • @phillipescott9764
    @phillipescott9764 Před měsícem

    In English law (not sure about Scottish) a pardon is effectively a declaration of innocence. It is only granted when it becomes clear that the court had made a mistake (usually because new and better evidence is discovered). The word ‘pardon’ seems to suggest forgiveness for guilt, but legally it is used to state that the guilt was falsely attributed in the trial.

  • @GoatAndDog
    @GoatAndDog Před 2 měsíci +4

    As for the intro the person who steals blind books is a blind burglar XD (or someone who didn't read the title)

  • @KamielDV2
    @KamielDV2 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Where is the chat gtp version of Watergate? I'm interested and couldn't find it in the comments

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 Před měsícem +1

    6:34
    Yes Simon. Impeding an investigation is against the law... did you... did you not study law?

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 Před 2 měsíci +3

    So... As long as you're rich and / or connected to rich people you can do anything.

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF Před měsícem +4

    There's a thousand comments saying the same thing... do people not read comments before commenting?

  • @sigor2011
    @sigor2011 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Where is that ChatGPT post?

    • @MotanTurbat
      @MotanTurbat Před 2 měsíci

      He always says he'll link stuff in the description.... He never does! The link is a lie...

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 Před 2 měsíci

      💔 who can keep the rain from falling down?

    • @NismoXero
      @NismoXero Před 2 měsíci +1

      Seriously! I wanted to read that!!!!

    • @ai-spacedestructor
      @ai-spacedestructor Před 2 měsíci

      same, i also want to read that reply and see how wrong it is.

  • @coolbeans6357
    @coolbeans6357 Před 2 měsíci

    Ty a for keeping me up to date my king... The Wissseler🎉❤

  • @Berengier817
    @Berengier817 Před 2 měsíci

    6:30 absolutely yes.

  • @kerbangol.8386
    @kerbangol.8386 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Burglar to other burglar: I got a blu-ray player. What did you get?

  • @chelsbat4952
    @chelsbat4952 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I needz the gbt summary!!

  • @TheBarracuda
    @TheBarracuda Před 2 měsíci +1

    8:45 I want to hear the tangent that got cut

  • @josephcooter5763
    @josephcooter5763 Před 2 měsíci +17

    That pardon of Nixon was why my Dad switched from the republican party to the Democratic party.

    • @darkermatter125.35
      @darkermatter125.35 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Nixon and his buddy Kissinger make me want to move, cuz that also being a part of my country's past is just.... ugh and ew. Like, we already had slavery and everything attatched. We should be able to hold our elected officials to a very high bar, considering what goes on when we don't. But we get terrible administration after terrible administration, and everyone does war crimes.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@darkermatter125.35what country would you go to that doesn't have a dark history?

    • @albertchurchill4845
      @albertchurchill4845 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@darkermatter125.35 Including getting Nobel prizes for virtually nothing. It's not your country it's the world.

    • @darkermatter125.35
      @darkermatter125.35 Před měsícem

      @@albertchurchill4845 yeah for stopping the fucking brutality he made sure got a million times worse

    • @darkermatter125.35
      @darkermatter125.35 Před měsícem

      @@godlygamer911 i think every country has darkness somewhere. But not all darkness is equal, and a lot of "darkness" is surrounded by fucking fighting for freedom. Like I do not condemn slave riots and the uprising in the warsaw ghetto, or what people do in a revolution against a brutal, occupying superpower that is stripping them of all of their resources and freedoms, and causing so much suffering and death. You cannot pass judgment on those people. Not to mention that a lot of things change over time as far as what is acceptable. Even if you look in religion, which people equate with the absolute boundaries on morality, have fucked up shit in it. I think there are some things that I, maybe surprisingly, don't give a fuck about (like cannibalism a lot of the time), but some things were always fucked, like brutally r*ping kids, even though that was common in a lot of places. But you can look at the base beliefs of cultures, how open they are to social change, and how much they do to fuck with the lives of those who are suffering, in their own society and out. The US has done so much fucked up shit from the founding of the country to current day to cause suffering and death, both inside the US and out. A lot of indigenous cultures are/were beautiful and incredible, but ended up victims of genocide all over the world. So the past was so impressive until the culture was torn apart. Some current societies are incredible, but they still had a fucked past, and they depend on cruel practices outside of their country to keep their lovely country the way it is. So many places are better than the US, but no place is perfect (as an entire country).

  • @kraziecatclady
    @kraziecatclady Před měsícem +1

    For a brief moment, I forgot Simon doesn't write these things, and I was very confused.
    I was wondering if maybe he was also learning braille at the same time and felt up to the challenge of learning law in braille. 😂
    To be fair, when I was studying Korean, I bought a few Korean books on subjects I like in an attempt to learn them both at the same time.
    Although I'm not sure if there would be much of a point unless he planned on a career in writing braille legal books for blind people. 😂

  • @THE-X-Force
    @THE-X-Force Před 2 měsíci +13

    No .. receiving a pardon is legally an admission of guilt. Not a declaration of innocence.

    • @royg2840
      @royg2840 Před 2 měsíci +7

      but the turkeys. What were the turkeys guilty of, being delicious? 😋

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force Před 2 měsíci

      @@royg2840They were showing their breasts in public.

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force Před měsícem

      ​@@royg2840 Prancing around with their breasts exposed.

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Carter possibly owed his election to Ford's pardon of Nixon. Whether this is good or not remains a matter for discussion.

  • @bluzfiddler1
    @bluzfiddler1 Před 2 měsíci +2

    10:38 Jeez...spoiler alert Simon. 😄

  • @aidrianpatullo598
    @aidrianpatullo598 Před měsícem

    would like to see a part 2

    • @blinddave8328
      @blinddave8328 Před měsícem

      Judging by the view count so far, I would not bet on it :-)

  • @Aburningqeustion
    @Aburningqeustion Před měsícem

    Should do a episode on bounty hunters
    They get around alot of laws.

  • @jpauln42
    @jpauln42 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Stealing braille books? Never saw that coming.

  • @not-a-raccoon
    @not-a-raccoon Před měsícem +1

    Everything politicians do is dubious.

  • @jaycenzimbeck7638
    @jaycenzimbeck7638 Před měsícem +1

    Damn it Dave, you were so close! You could have been Daredevil! You were so close! What's the point of being blind if you're not fighting crime?!

  • @SpacePatrollerLaser
    @SpacePatrollerLaser Před měsícem

    "Nothingburger" Goes back to the 1980's. I furst heard it from Ann Bursuch in c1985 and have used it ever since

  • @batmanpancake96
    @batmanpancake96 Před 2 měsíci

    🤣 love the credits ❤❤❤

  • @lovelycrimeboy8368
    @lovelycrimeboy8368 Před 2 měsíci

    I feel so vindicated that Dave called out Chatgpt to Simons' chagrin lol excellent content

  • @ptbonner1976
    @ptbonner1976 Před 2 měsíci +8

    To accept a pardon means you admit your guilty. It doesn't mean your innocent.

    • @jokercardzz
      @jokercardzz Před 2 měsíci +2

      It's the charges that get pardoned, basically it's like having all charges dropped against the person. It has nothing to do with admitting guilt or asserting innocence, but everything to do with the charges themselves.

  • @thegrizzlyfamily1374
    @thegrizzlyfamily1374 Před měsícem

    ❤ the blind writer. A legend!

  • @zeusathena26
    @zeusathena26 Před měsícem

    When you accept a pardon you admit you were guilty. You cannot call yourself innocent.

  • @samcamp5914
    @samcamp5914 Před měsícem +1

    Milly never needed to be pardoned for surrendering billions of dollars of military equipment and weapons to the Taliban (indirectly*) because he was never even charged. As if the wanted level cheat in the new GTA XI game is called “iVoted4Biden”.

  • @nekot9274
    @nekot9274 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Putin's pardon comes with a surprise.

  • @Desertdweller1965
    @Desertdweller1965 Před měsícem

    As opposed to braille books for the sighted?

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hey Simon how's your supply of Vin Mariani?

  • @stevenkramer1975
    @stevenkramer1975 Před dnem

    Oh Simon, you sweet naive child.

  • @markclark787
    @markclark787 Před měsícem

    My Deaft records were burned by the Catonsville Nine on May 17, 1968, just after I enlisted

  • @paulceglinski7172
    @paulceglinski7172 Před 2 měsíci +5

    After this one, it's over to CC for 3 hours. Put everything on hold. Allegedly. Cheers

  • @nanoglitch6693
    @nanoglitch6693 Před 2 měsíci

    I only stay til the ad read. Was a short wait for me today 🙂

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding Před 2 měsíci

      Weird, all you have to do is touch the screen a couple times and they're gone. Sad you can't support them and take such a simple action or literally do nothing for half a minute. Such an easy thing that makes a big difference.

  • @dmac7128
    @dmac7128 Před měsícem

    The irony of a pardon lies in its acceptance by the one being pardoned. If one accepts a pardon, one is admitting to the crime one is being pardoned for. The only exception is a finding of fact by a court that exonerates the one being pardoned. (found innocent) That is rare because in most of those cases, an appellate court would overturn the conviction before it would ever be considered for a pardon.

  • @R0bobb1e
    @R0bobb1e Před 2 měsíci

    Where is the ChatGPT script? I really want to read it... Also, I love the different ways Host: ... Writer: ... and Editor: ... are described on these. I always get a chuckle at the end! :D

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 Před měsícem

    11:25
    Has Simon never encountered... violence? Or... the threat of violence?

  • @johnforeman5608
    @johnforeman5608 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Yes!

    • @KarrierBag
      @KarrierBag Před 2 měsíci

      nice one 12 seconds beats my 32

  • @Dangernoodlle
    @Dangernoodlle Před 2 měsíci +1

    Its so ironic having nancy palosi call someone else corrupt

  • @Sara-zx2wm
    @Sara-zx2wm Před měsícem

    FOREST GUMP....that's how I first learned about the Nixon scandal! Hahaha!

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Why do I think square space uses the dog grooming sample website on purpose for Simon’s ad read

  • @JM-wu8bh
    @JM-wu8bh Před měsícem

    Dave - dont they make electronic braille boards, so you dont have to use text to speech? I worked with deaf people, but the tech is getting great now

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 Před měsícem +1

    Can we please get a video on Dave.

  • @marbelzMopskartoffel
    @marbelzMopskartoffel Před měsícem

    One day it will be revealed that Simon is trapped by chat GTP in the basement, forcing him to read rand texts

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 Před 4 dny

    8:05 Nancy Pelosi is also one of the greatest stock traders in American history. I just love watching pots and kettles bicker. By the way it’s not considered insider trading for a politician to buy or sell stocks before passing a law or finishing a deal for government contracts. It’s one of the reasons the Vietnam war even happened.

  • @PhoenixNL72-DEGA-
    @PhoenixNL72-DEGA- Před měsícem

    @00:46 "Burglary, what the.. He breaks into someone's house and steals braille books for blind people! What the fuck, where, what value does that have?"
    Me: Uhm, a blind burglar? 🤣😂

  • @PeterCombs
    @PeterCombs Před měsícem

    Switzerland does not extradite for Tax Crimes..

  • @4Penguins
    @4Penguins Před 2 měsíci +3

    Dave didn't post the ChatGPT script. He should be sent to the basement for the week.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 Před 2 měsíci +1

    5:29 No, I don’t think a pardon means you’re guilty, just that your punishment is completely absolved.
    Edit:
    I looked it up, and there seemed to not be a clear answer. One said accepting pardon equates to admitting guilt, the same article cited another court’s opinion that it removes the punishment and the offense, and yet another said it makes the pardoned person “a new man” legally, but with the presumption that punishment enforced before the pardon is deemed justified.

  • @Heyitsallgoodman
    @Heyitsallgoodman Před měsícem

    Dave discoverd Daredevil. Immediately orders braille law textbooks. Legend. Dave does not track down and beat up said theves.. Well, then hell never be Daredevil really

  • @BigJeremyBeyer
    @BigJeremyBeyer Před měsícem

    A pardon does NOT mean the person is innocent.
    A pardon means any guilt is being forgiven.

  • @chillingwarmly5155
    @chillingwarmly5155 Před měsícem

    Accepting a pardon being an admission of guilty means shit you're rich and in a good position. Being able to hand out pardons must be real nice if all your friends are criminals.

  • @TMD2978
    @TMD2978 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hello Simon

  • @thearthound
    @thearthound Před 2 měsíci

    How does that work?
    Sounds like a new channel Simon