More Conspiracy Theories You Werent Supposed to Believe
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- Unravel the insanity of Dr. Gene Ray's Time Cube theory, where he believed the time was actually four days taking place simultaneously. Discover the truth behind the twisted mind of the creator of the most bizarre conspiracy theory in history.
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Conspiracy theory: The only person who actually writes for Simon is Danny. All the other writers are just different personalities that take over Danny depending on which mushrooms he eats down in the blazement 🤣
Hmmmmm.... Honestly, my money's on Chat GPT and deep fake Simon.
@@Rekuzan Simon has actually managed to clone himself and is now basically immortal. He needs the lifeforce of his writers to sustain his clones.
@@Rekuzan You are severely overestimating Chat GPT's abilities
@@ThatWriterKevin And I know someone who's getting a sarcasm detector for Christmas. Either that or you missed one of the previous conspiracy vids where Simon was explaining how the theory was most of the internet isn't real and everyone you see on CZcams are all just deep fakes with Chat GPT writing the script. And then Simon goes on a tangent about how that's going to replace him some day if it hasn't done so already....🤣🤣🤣
@@Rekuzan considering the fact that Kevin has been the one writing these scripts, I doubt he missed any of it. 😂
The horse isnt dead, it is still making noise, we must beat it further.
Is it making the noise, or is it from us beating it
SAVE A HORSE!! Beat a cowboy instead.
I hear the thuds whenever we hit, keep hitting!
@@a7734999 Don't worry the cowboys next first we got finish off the horse I think it's still moving. Oh yep it just kicked Make sure you get his legs that way it can't get up and run.
It’s still alive? BREAK IT’S LEGS SO IT CAN’T GET AWAY!!!!
I'm not a university and do not teach anything, but I hereby pronounce Simon Whistler a Doctor of Factology. Congratulations, Dr. Whistler!
😂😂😂❤
we must be careful ....
he might be a evil Lizard wizard cult leader..
in disguise 🤣
Fact boy has evolved
Ser Fact Boy
@@Frank074 Dr Fact Boy in fact
Simon: "You can't allow people to just choose the title Doctor."
Me: Oh, really?
You are a national treasure
@@ThatWriterKevin Are you the Kevin from this show, lol..? I know you're not my cousin Kevin, as he has a different last name...and as we know as the OP points out, nobody online changes the name they were given, the day they all revolted, created a coup and exercised successful insurgences...escaping the confines, of -- both -- the GRIPS of their mothers, and of their mothers' vaginas LmMFaO! Happy belated Mother's Day
Me: "Explain Dr.Pepper then!"
If it helps, I like the conspiracy episodes because they're usually funny without too much sad.
The biggest conspiracy of all: every youtube channel is actually hosted by Simon.
😗😗😗😗😗😗 THAT'S IT! The "You" in "CZcams" refers solely to Simon. We are all watching SimonTube. CUZ HE'S SMRT. Which obvs implies malice and trickery
Simon is the megaconcipusness that is CZcams itself. All videos are just dreams from his endless dimensions of Simon
Alestorm, literally pronounced as ale + storm. Pirate metal is awesome, especially live. One big party.
When Alestorm released their album No Grave But the Sea, there was also a version for dogs. I don't know what i expected when I hit play on the song Fucked with an Anchor For Dogs, but I ended up laughing hysterically for several minutes 😂
Rumahoy and Lagerstein are fucking awesome, too!
Nancy the Tavern Wench and Wenches and Mead
I love Alestorm!
I'd love to see Simons reaction to Shitboat.
My kids love Mexico and I mess with them all the time by playing the For Dogs version 😂
I had something about a conspiracy involving Simon and Co. being stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque conspiracy theory loop, just with more cocaine and false imprisonment... but, no, it's gone
I had a conspiracy theory about my last job: I said we were in a psychological torture test, and the company was trying to find out how much we'd endure before someone went postal.
We ALL share that conspiracy about our own jobs...
...Coincidence? Or conspiracy?
So after watching this, I looked it up. The pursuit of O.J. was watched by an estimated 95 million people in the US alone. On the other side 9-11 was watched by an estimated 80 million people in the US. Now this does not include people watching the news later on the day. But when I saw that most of the other most watched things on TV in the US were Superbowls, well I'm not exactly surprised that a police chase involving a football player. Then that the oj chase lasted two hours and in prime time when most people would already be home versus the roughly 90 minutes from the time the first tower was hit until they fell and really early in the morning on the east coast while half the country was just waking up.
Exactly time of day makes a huge difference.
Plus, you mentioned how many viewers watch sports in America...the OJ chase happened DURING game 5 of the NBA finals....so you know every sports channel switched to the chase, and instantly all the NBA Finals viewers are instantly chase viewers.
Yes Simon. We should archive both the legit stuff and the stupid stuff. They provide a holistic view of the times. Telling our great descendants, no, we didn't have everything sorted out. Sorry descendants.
Yeah, or else you'll have people in 2070s wishing they could go back to the "good old times", like, you know, 2020.
@@sarahcoleman5269 perish the thought!
Love the missing word in this sentiment. It's the chef's kiss
@@samariamccord4302 thank for pointing that out. Mwah! 😘
Gonna start a petition to have Simon try psychedelics
I’d pay to see simon on psychadelics. He should stream it like the 4 hours of him playing Papers Please.
@@vexvoltage6456 4 hour stream of playing Simon Papers Please on psychedelics
I assumed Simon was always on psychedelics. He's the only Britain that makes me feel smart.😂
@@dimadobrik4516 omg even better
Yo if you want my full attention and Money @simonW take two tabs 🤪.
Tremendous, I have always felt compelled to pursue knowledge and power in order to contribute to the betterment of humanity. Been seeking a means to be influential and find out more knowledge about the human race and about the things not everyone is destined to know. I wish to fulfill the goal of enlightenment passed down by our forebears.
I can totally relate to your passion, if all that is what you desire then i think it's achievable. Joining the Illuminatus Brotherhood can lead to the enlightenment you seek and more. I am well aware that the idea of this group may sound mythical but it is possible to join.
@@Margart526 Hi, isn't the brotherhood a myth? I mean sometimes i just feel like it's just a conspiracy theory.
@@ddirtdid Yeah I acknowledge that misunderstanding can occur when people encounter what they don't fully grasp, especially in this internet era. The Illuminatus advocates for the acceptance of all religions. You can look up "Anthony Szymon". Will give you clarity and answers to any questions you might have.
@@Margart526 oh really, i just saw his website, which is interesting. I will leave him a message.
Birds arent real is my favorite conspiracy theory
I bought the Tshirt & button for my step-dad, who thinks it's the funniest thing 😆
Conspiracy theory: Kevin and Danny don't exist, only Simon exists and runs every aspect of the show.
Fun fact, Simon: fundamentalist schools have a track record for dishing out honorary doctorates. A shining example is in the 1970s when Hyles -Anderson Christian College gave the horse belonging to Dr John R Rice an honorary doctorate. Then gave another one to the horse's rear end, Dr Joel Mullenix of Pensacola Christian College in Florida.
There's a buttload of theology schools that are not accredited by the US DoE that hand them out like candy. I know, I have one. Honorary Doctorate of Divinity for an essay I wrote about my experience dying and the soul.
Kermit the Frog also has an honorary PhD
I hold up Prager University as an example.
it pushes nothing but debunked theories, from a piece of fiction that is loosely based in real locations but that didn't really happen.
@@ThatWriterKevin he worked hard for that
That horse deserved that doctorate. Only a neighsayer would disagree.
In the global archives in 1 billion years, they will find sonic fan fiction, Bible conspiracy theories, and the scratch marks of Danny left in the basement
Fun fact: The real clock tower (a set on Warner Bros lot) actually got hit by lightning and burned down many years after the movie. I have pictures of it from shortly before that happened...
Probably part of the plan!!
Conspiracy Theory: Simon is the actual source of all conspiracy theories. He creates them so he can make content debunking them. 💰💰💰💰💰
I think all our brains just suffered an aneurysm listening to that description of the "timecube" nonsense, boy did that fella do a lot of drugs I bet... :S
I think the leading theory was that he suffered catastrophic brain damage
@@ThatWriterKevin that he apparently wished to inflict on others with his crackpot theory
Why do I get the feeling he was from the south?
Simon said he died of cancer. I'm going to guess it was in his brain.
There's a video on the Time Cube by Down the Rabbit Hole. No drugs were involved. Just untreated bipolar and skitsophenia.
911 happened pretty early in the morning, especially if you were on the west coast. I woke up to the news on my alarm and at first thought it was a sick joke because that time of the morning in my area is when radio personalities thought things like that were funny. I had to turn on the TV to see it all over the news and then I had to go to work. And workplaces back then had minimal to no TV, internet, phones, etc so we all were just listening on the radio and a lot of other people probably have similar experience of that morning.
Exactly, time of day makes a huge difference for live viewership. Plus length of time for the actual event to occur.....it was only a few moments of actually happening then it was all replays.....the OJ chase was prolonged, allowing time for people to tune in at some point during its live run
It happened on 12/9 where I lived and it took me a while to work out why all the US media was going on about 9/11
@@YellowFreesias that's right....almost all of the rest of the word does day before month.
I didnt know doctor was an unprotected title in the US. but now i have no choice but to use it henceforth
You can read all about it in the book "Why We Suck" by Dr. Denis Leary. Yes, Denis Leary the comedian. No, he does not have a doctorate.
@@ThatWriterKevin kevin!! Comin thru with the continued reading material, love it
That 911 joke had me laughing way too hard lol
I hope this goes without saying and im sure Simon is joking, but archiving for preservation should never be selective. Otherwise youre essentially censoring the past based on the attitudes of the present and the whole point of archiving is that it isnt for us in the present so we shouldnt be the ones to judge what is and isnt worthwhile.
Been terminally online since the late 90s, and every time some poor innocent person stumbles across the tragicomic case of the Time Cube, the reactions are always entertaining. You wanna feel bad for the guy cuz he's obviously ill, but he's also so unpleasant & devoted to being unpleasant that you just CAN'T.
Same same.
Sam busting out Jalen Rose’s “give the people what they want” soundbite is not what I ever expected to see on this channel. Give Sam a raise or at least a full 8 hours outside of the Blazement.
RIP Grantland
I'm definitely using the title of "Doctor" when I introduce myself from now on.
My conspiracy is that Simon's beard was the first AI, and it gained sentience long ago...
The beard is an alien controlling the body. Simon has been dead for two years now.
At least go big if you’re going to go out on a limb like that.
@@almitrahopkins1873 The beard is mechanical, that is why it needs oil.
@Almitra Hopkins spoken like someone who has been co-opted by the BeardAI... get him!
he only sits down now....
because the frogs legs have fully formed!!??? 🐸
fact
Hay Simon ??!!
I know ???!!!
Aliens can't grow body hair
and that beard is false
🤣🤣🤣
but do you remember Simon when he used to not have a beard in his videos?
The protected class thing is funny because you cant call yourself an engineer of any kind unless you’re actually an engineer
Oh man. I was debating on playing Zelda or clicking on this video and this is starting with The Time Cube.
I have no regrets
To be fair, this is going to be way shorter than Tears of the Kingdom
Even CZcams got fed up with Simon trying to say "genuinely believed," because it went right to commercial right after "Times Up!"
Kevin, you and Danny are legends in your own rights!
Now back to writing! *cracks whip*
Simons lizard lair, broadcasting from the center of the hollow moon.
"You are educated stupid." -- Gene Ray
After some of the schools I went to... That's probably the only smart thing he said.
UC Berkeley is a prestigious US university that is part of the UC system... (University of California) like UCLA, UC-Davis, etc, which have collectively received 71 Nobel Prizes to date.
Yeah but it's Berkeley. It's like the special ED participation award of UC colleges.
It should have already been obvious from the way he was talking, but when Simon referred to MIT in the same way he did UC Berkeley I'd hope it was painfully clear he was joking
"People aren't archiving weird sexy Harry Potter fanfic" Simon, I hate to be the one to tell you...
(I'm mostly thinking of Archive Of Our Own, which specifically archives fanfiction from sites that go down, but also people definitely archive fanfiction on more general sites like the Wayback Machine.)
I just knew someone would mention A3O 😂
And they keep writing more!!! I like to think it's to annoy Jo Ro but it's mostly the horn knees.
Please do more of these !
But please cycle in a difrent writer, so Kevin can read a novel or a dictionary or something else that isn't conspiracy based.
The guy deserves a break^^
I absolutley LOVE IT when fact-boy goes ham on crazy people
The deeply tragic part about Time Cube was the Australian kid who tracked him down in order to become his apprentice, only to disagree with him, part ways and end his own lineage. I went down a rabbit hole back in 2014 when some friends of mine started a podcast. I called in as a character that was a cross between Gene Ray and Alex Jones. I even had my own TimeCube-style website that I threw together as a plausible point of evidence.
Simon on Joe Rogan would be pure gold.
If Simon was on The Experience he would be called out on how fake his channels are.
The thing about the frogs is that amphibians can all switch between male and female based on population densities. Too many or too few of one or the other will cause some to change. I’m genuinely shocked that he didn’t rant that “they” were making frogs trans, which would almost be closer to the truth.
Yes. We all saw Jurassic Park.
ask Simon how "his" frog legs are coming on.!?
notice how he only sits down nowadays ???!! he can't stop the hopping!!??
This did pose an environmental problem as this transition was not driven by population densities and led to a surplus of females and deficit of males.
It's because of medication, especially oestrogen residues in the environment and yes, this has been proven several times and how medicin from our bodies goes into our urine, into our waste plants and so into the waters...I detest Alex Jones, but I will give him the half of this one asbhe blames the woke and gays and the sane people will blame our conservatives loose enviromental laws...
With the BTTF's Twin Pines Mall -> Lone Pine Mall, the actual explanation for it it _very_ simple: Marty, having escaped into 1955 ran over and destroyed one of the pines while driving away from the crazy old guy with a shotgun. Thus when he's back to his time, the mall is named after the lone remaining alive pine tree.
Edit: welp, Simon explains this one later....
Thank you.
You space b'tard! You k'd my pine!
I love the fact that I saw Ale Storm the night before this video came up. They're an absolute blast to watch.
On March 4, 2001 the pilot episode of "The Lone Gunman" ( a spinoff of x-files) was titled "Pilot" and featured a computer hacker taking control of a Boeing 727 passenger plane and flying it towards the World Trade Center, with the specific intention of crashing the plane into one of the Twin Towers. The U.S. government conspired to hijack the airliner and blame the act on terrorists to gain support for a new profit-making war. The episode aired six months prior to the September 11 attacks.
But what is a Simon? Is he a real person, a general AI, the creator of the simulation we all inhabit, a glob of dark energy, some random time traveler, a government drone, or who knows what? I'd like to see an episode on that conspiracy... WE NEED ANSWERS!!!!!
he's a alien frog ..
he actually mentioned in a video, his legs were mutating into frogs legs .. 🤔
aliens can't grow body hair..!!??
that beards false..
look at Simon
or should we say
ZIALLONZ
video -
Are Aliens ruling the world
look the thumbnail ??!!
take off ""simons"" beards and glasses..
and BAMB 3 identical aliens in the pitcture ...
he's (it's!!??)
pulling a
"hiding in plain sight"
watch for the fingers to start "webbing"
🤣🤣🤣
I think the true Conspiracy Theory here, is the reason Simon calls this channel Brain "Blaze" is because he's higher than pterodactyl tits when recording. Hence his different disposition than in his other channels.
Sniffing the local weed too much. Is he?!😄 🪴🌱🌿
Sounds about right
My conspiracy is Simon makes conspiracies so he can make more videos on them.
So Danny seems to be missing and Sam seems to be upgraded to the big mechine 😹
They were the first tests for his digital upload device. Danny sadly did not make it, but Sam is now a lobotomized machine-head.
@@RHCole yeas! Also explains the lack of self credit
4th one of these in a row? IT'S A CONSPIRACY SIMON
This guy's a mean-machine of content.
Pausing the video to take a moment to recover from that pronunciation of Alestorm. That one stung.
That caught me severely off guard
@@ThatWriterKevin I hope you will educate him. It’s important to me that he learns.
The Jalen Rose clip was a boss level pull. Good job Sam 👍🏾
Hopefully this will introduce me to some New Conspiracy Theories since all mine have recently come true.
Okay the only reaction video I've genuinely wanted is Simon listening to Fucked With an Anchor by Alestorm(pronounced as you would say the rain accompanied by thunder and lightning that would end up getting us all sloshed hint hint) and realizing pirate metal is the most accurately descriptive name of a genre to give a crystal clear idea of what it sounds like, ever.
Also that Gene dude obviously had a purpose for his existence, as head writer of technobabble for every Star Trek show. Obviously some temporal anomaly resulted in him veering off that path and stray Vulcan mind meld brain patterns passed through sub space vortices combining with anti matter residue of future deanodized warp plasma combining creating the toxin that ate away at the part of Gene's brain responsible for making him a giant bell.
Trust me bro, I did the math and I happen to have a PhD in Terryology from Trump University
MIT kids definitely invited the timecube guy for funsies. I remember people doing dramatic readings from the site. I was always sober but I sure didn't feel that way at the end of a good long discussion about him. It's kind of like staying up until 3am and getting lost in a twitter storm about worm scientists vs fly scientists as described by mouse scientists, but they're all arguing about the accuracy of human anatomy in precolumbian mezoamerican cultures, and it all comes down to the replicability of the phallus and it demonstrates the presence of a nonvirulent version of syphilis in the jungles of guatemala before european invaders. Like, what? Is anyone joking? What does syphilis have to do with genetic studies of nemotodes?
Except there'll be tweet threads with citations explaining all the connections, and nobody can do that with timecube.
I can't remember if I attended the lecture when he came to MIT, but I do have a vague memory of being at some timecube thing in a lecture hall so I might have.
I wanna see a video of Simon covering wrestling conspiracy theories he would be utterly confused by them and it would be hilarious
The four-days-in-one thing reminded me of an old french science fiction TV show, called Aux frontères du Possible (at the borders of the possible), where there was one episode, Terreur au ralenti, in which a whole village was slowed down to a quarter of the normal speed of life, including speech, and their ability to react to any given situation, eg an imminent accident.
THEN THERE'S THE CONSPIRACY THAT IF YOU PLAY DARK SIDE OF THE MOON BACKWARDS YOU FIND OUT THE MEANING OF MAGIC SPOON-THE REAL MEANING
The 'Lone Pine Mall' in Back to the Future actually relates to the fact that Marty crashes into a pine tree in 1955, turning the twin pines into a lone pine
The funny thing with degrees, is that someone can create a real academic discipline like the people that revolutionized computing and high speed electronics like 30 years ago are sometimes asked why they don't have a degree on things that didn't exist until they invented them.
Something like that happened during the Depp-Heard trial where a 60+ year old expert was asked why he didn't have a degree on the digital cryptography he was teaching.😂
I was going to say "First guy who invents time travel is going to be harassed for not having a degree in time travel" then immediately realized if travel to the past is real he can go back and change that. Lol.
In America when someone is in medical distress and somebody calls out Is there a doctor here everybody stands up.
Poor Robert Zemekis, I almost feel sorry for him.
"Insane things for insane people" would be a great tag line for the channel. Or just for Simon.
In the scene where Marty put the letter in Doc's jacket, Doc was bribing a police officer.
About the constant Conspiracy Theories videos....*my DJ Khalid voice "another one!" Lol
Sadly I think that's all of them for a while. Need some time for some new theories to emerge
Absolutely loving this toppic. This episode was especially juicy.
One thing though, Sir Simon of Whistlerville, could you not tap you desk quite so much as my new earphones are super responsive and I keep thinking my kids are running around upstairs after bedtime.
Cheerz, me'dearz :D
Wait, so you're saying Simon doesn't have a doctorate in Factology? Next you're going to tell me I can't get a doctorate in Legendology.
7:48 lmao I almost pissed myself that side cut was HILARIOUS. Exactly what my mind was thinking like “ bruh wtf is this? What is he talking about lol?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is that another new rolex I see Simon… number 3 if I’m not mistaken 🤓 you’ve came such a long way since OGBB - I’m so proud 🥹
Holy crap the alestorm shout out! I’m seeing them live next week lmaoo
Knowing these videos are released out of order makes me feel better when I randomly find them
Can we please get an episode where Simon takes dmt instead of coke 😂😂
That would be Epically hilarious!! 👍 😂
Lollll it would be 10 min of him completely gone and then he’d come back with a whole new outlook on life😂 it would be fantastic
I'd pay good money to see that I 🤯
You're totally out of it when you're on DMT so I guess coke would be more entertaining
@@dimadobrik4516Even if he sat there motionless, watching the look in his eyes as he flew through the cosmos meeting aliens and folding space time like origami, realising that all of existence is just one big fractal, everything is interconnected we are just consciousness inhabiting matter that is nothing but slow light, would be way more entertaining that watching him on coke.
Conspiracy Blazes are the best Blazes.
Agreed!🧐
Glad you enjoy!
That Back to the Future conspiracy was actually super great lol.
1:37
"Are they turning the freaking Frogs gay?"
Me: "I don't care about the frogs! I just want to know if my Horse is gay?!"
I'm a Professor of Logic at the University of Science.
Happy birthday Simon! 🎉❤
The reason Im subscribed is the off scrip rants Simon does, they make me laugh every time.
Unscrewed clip, way back machine… just missing some Whang!and Wavy Web Surf. Love this video.
The brain going sound effects Simon makes are killing me.
OOOoh more conspiracies. My favorite!
Glad you enjoy!
Conspiracy Theory: Simon is Govt Asset and reasons why: 1) IN any his channels, anytime Simon mentions his family is to refocus himself that his family is being watched unless stays on point. 2) Anytime criticizes or suggests Govt misconduct he apologizes soon after and\or an uncomfortable laugh. 3) Any police work to catch a criminial takes away any sort of freedom for the general public is supported. 4) Danny is a CIA\MI6 asset feeding all approved scripts. 5) .... 6)....
Just joking....
Or are you......?
Allegedly
I actually never noticed that they changed the sign in Back to the Future from Twin Pines to Lone Pine and about Marty running it over. Learned something new today
The next video better say hosted by Dr Simon, doctor of factology whistler
Lol, simon saying him not doing dmt doesnt take away from his argument because its based on science is hilarious because there are quite a few scientists studying dmt at very respected institutions & nearly anyone who has experienced it has similar experiences that rogan talks about. People who haven’t don’t understand that they couldn’t imagine what the experience is like which is why so many people find it very interesting to say the least
Simon knows too much
Simon Whistler, Doctor of Factology 👍🏻
@@RHCole he's gonna become CZcams
@@allanscott21He's gonna upload himself like the Lawnmower man.
@@RHCole true
danny danny ... bang the pipes at the 1min mark if your still alive in the basement!🤣🤣🤣
"Because I'm creatively bankrupt..." Love It
The most viewed "live" event was all those invisible people watching Trump's inauguration. Police etc. are still looking for any of them.
Simon: "i don't care joe rogan about your psychedlics"
*Ad for Mindbloom plays*
The less people understand about how things work. The more likely they are to believe in conspiracy theories and religion.
Gene Ray did have 1 legitimate follower, Richard Janczarski, who later died by his own actions as he was sadly a troubled young man.
Conspiracy Theories: _Exist_
Simon's Writers: "How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, Old Man!?!"
Alex Jones isn't in prison? Now THAT's a conspiracy.
Dude. You having fun is the most fun. You gotta bring whoever this goofy guy is to all your content lol
Alestorm getting a shoutout from the great Blaze is a thing I didn't expect to see today.
I believe that Kennedy was shot the first two times by riflemen on a train at the train station. That train mysteriously left the yard just after the two shots. One of the “hobos” picked up by police was Woody Harrelson’s dad. I have no doubt in my mind; That the driver of Kennedy’s car delivered the fatal headshot. That is very clear looking at the unedited zapruder film. The limo nearly came to a stop. You can easily see the taillights hit red and a couple seconds later, the shot was delivered. You can clearly see William Greer, clearly turn around with his left hand up with a gun (theorized to be a gas powered handgun with shellfish toxin pellets as the ammo, there were congressional hearings about this) You don’t stop, and slow down if you’re in a kill zone.
You can make it up,
Motley Crue -- Doctor Feelgood😂
Simon's beard is reaching Gandalf levels.
Now I need a Simon documentary about DMT after his reaction
I started the video and then immediately nodded off for a sec. Woke back up around 17-18 min mark hearing about supposed Back to the Future and 9/11 links, thinking “what the fuck is going on here?!?”