15 common metalhead misconceptions (DEBUNKED)

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  • @JaredDines_
    @JaredDines_  Pƙed 3 lety +1096

    What are some metalhead misconceptions you've heard?!

    • @THEshaggyrogers
      @THEshaggyrogers Pƙed 3 lety +39

      They shag on the carpet

    • @Darthfader23
      @Darthfader23 Pƙed 3 lety +119

      “It takes no talent to scream. See, I can do it” (proceeds to kill his voice while sounding like a frickin idiot)

    • @deathmetal-blonde8019
      @deathmetal-blonde8019 Pƙed 3 lety +41

      That metalheads can't be complete goofballs

    • @maxxpein9946
      @maxxpein9946 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      UGH

    • @meespeeters826
      @meespeeters826 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      @@deathmetal-blonde8019 *cough* *cough* Stevie t

  • @TBAG
    @TBAG Pƙed 3 lety +2439

    Jared sounds like a 1930s radio announcer lmao

    • @myggenpv
      @myggenpv Pƙed 3 lety +39

      Didn't expect to find you here

    • @maniacrecords6220
      @maniacrecords6220 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      This can only mean one thing...

    • @Lordofthereee_
      @Lordofthereee_ Pƙed 3 lety +10

      He sounds like the guy from that periphery song

    • @ugifr9538
      @ugifr9538 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      upload tomorrow pls

    • @CamiloSotoMusico
      @CamiloSotoMusico Pƙed 3 lety +7

      He should make a version of The Legend of Korra relator

  • @differentangle2017
    @differentangle2017 Pƙed 3 lety +1140

    "Metalheads hate 99% of metal, they only like the 1% they grew up listening to"
    -Jared Dines (2021)

    • @seanoconnor5730
      @seanoconnor5730 Pƙed 3 lety +27

      I mean I'm more of the variant that loves all genres of metal.

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety +30

      I disagree...I only hate about 50% of metal. Wait...does this mean I'm not metal enough...because I like too much metal...? 🙃

    • @tahsinislam2581
      @tahsinislam2581 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      so I love metallica, disturbed, korn, slipknot and videos made by jared. Should I call myself a metalhead? (asking cz im afraid of those judgmental ppl)

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety +31

      @@tahsinislam2581 thats one of the things I love about metal music. Its such a varied and diverse genre that nearly everyone can find something they like.
      Likewise metalheads are nearly as varied as the music...from tattooed, pierced, funny-hairstyled folks that buy all their clothes from Hot Topic, to people that wear suits and work in offices.

    • @OvergrownWithTheMoss
      @OvergrownWithTheMoss Pƙed 3 lety +3

      (Colorized)

  • @twinny_mi
    @twinny_mi Pƙed 3 lety +270

    the fact that he sounds like he's being serious and sarcastic at the same time is the reason why I like this dude

  • @autumnsteel307
    @autumnsteel307 Pƙed 3 lety +948

    "The lead singer of dying fetus
    Who looks like a dying fetus"
    Nearly died at that 😂

  • @thehund
    @thehund Pƙed 3 lety +578

    "metalheads don’t even like most metal", biggest facts of the whole video

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety +24

      Strange but true. Though maybe not that strange when you consider how diverse metal music is.

    • @thespitefulcapitalist7793
      @thespitefulcapitalist7793 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      @@phantomechelon3628 yeah there’s so many different sub genres of metal that you can’t even count them

    • @lars38010
      @lars38010 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@thespitefulcapitalist7793 Challenge accepted. But do you also mean all Metal fusions and microgenres?

    • @portgasd.bassii8952
      @portgasd.bassii8952 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@lars38010 yes

    • @lbb2rfarangkiinok
      @lbb2rfarangkiinok Pƙed 3 lety +11

      @@portgasd.bassii8952 legend has it he is still counting

  • @ricopaxton
    @ricopaxton Pƙed 3 lety +180

    15. Metal is just a phase.
    Ozzy Osbourne: "Hold my bat!"

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 Pƙed 3 lety +844

    "Metalheads are scary."
    The man in the video is a metalhead but looks like an american version of Ed Sheeran.

  • @kybamclane9357
    @kybamclane9357 Pƙed 3 lety +1686

    I think the glasses have changed the way Jared talks.

    • @alexanderhaden0158
      @alexanderhaden0158 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      True 😂hes more sarcastic but so damm funny

    • @yunocelestia2721
      @yunocelestia2721 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      I'm glad someone else SEES my point

    • @robertfox4114
      @robertfox4114 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      He looks like guitarist from wheezer now

    • @beafychicken1169
      @beafychicken1169 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Nah I think he's just trying to make a statement. And might be a bit tipsy

    • @toocolour_
      @toocolour_ Pƙed 3 lety +5

      News anchor style 😂

  • @nickmahyr870
    @nickmahyr870 Pƙed 3 lety +417

    I’m a Christian who apparently is a “mean, scary, Satan worshipper”.

  • @sandydyson2592
    @sandydyson2592 Pƙed 3 lety +468

    I love how Disturbed is deathcore, that killed me.

    • @dallinmangum2172
      @dallinmangum2172 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Most hilarious quote ever

    • @TheDuelist
      @TheDuelist Pƙed 3 lety +10

      I was all "whaaaaaaa????"

    • @Ryknfjor
      @Ryknfjor Pƙed 3 lety +56

      @@TheDuelist you mean "whaa-AAAaaaAAaaa"

    • @edilplania5388
      @edilplania5388 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      intro: Oh breee eeh eeh eeh!

    • @TheBarata1234
      @TheBarata1234 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I thought he was gonna point on phil bozeman of whitechapel....

  • @austinwalker6195
    @austinwalker6195 Pƙed 3 lety +177

    "I don't smell like beer and regret, that's your third husband your smelling."
    Damn, Jared woke up and chose SAVAGERY.

  • @Gwennwys
    @Gwennwys Pƙed 3 lety +119

    If metal is just a phase, it's a long one. I'm 48 and I've been into metal since I was 14.

    • @ilovebutterstuff
      @ilovebutterstuff Pƙed 3 lety +5

      One helluva phase. 30 years and still love Iron Maiden more than my own family.

  • @CertifiedSunset
    @CertifiedSunset Pƙed 3 lety +457

    I think Jared should legally change his name to Djared.

  • @disturbiafromthebay
    @disturbiafromthebay Pƙed 3 lety +538

    “Easier to find near a toys r us”
    *cries*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r daek

    • @marmarballz
      @marmarballz Pƙed 3 lety +3

      We have nowhere to go since they all closed 😭

    • @disturbiafromthebay
      @disturbiafromthebay Pƙed 3 lety

      @@marmarballz rip

    • @twinny_mi
      @twinny_mi Pƙed 3 lety

      I guess the next best place is a graveyard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @praetorian48
    @praetorian48 Pƙed 3 lety +74

    3:51.
    jared.: they can barely walk after doing that
    Corey taylor: hold my beer

    • @aaron_kitchers_egg8337
      @aaron_kitchers_egg8337 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      yes corey taylor issa headbang god😂 or corpsegrinder

    • @jamesmcnaught6341
      @jamesmcnaught6341 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      yeah Corpsegrinder can do that all day long. He could power cities.

  • @christianlamb3911
    @christianlamb3911 Pƙed 3 lety +300

    “Pee pee, poo poo” - Jared

  • @gruggerduggerhoose
    @gruggerduggerhoose Pƙed 3 lety +242

    “Metalheads can only date other metalheads. Absolutely false. None of you are getting laid ha!!”
    Absolutely starched us lol

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam Pƙed 3 lety +43

    Metalheads are actually some of the most accepting people I've ever come across. The amount of love I've received as a black guy whenever I came across a group of metal heads listening to a band I liked and said "hey is that such n such? I love those guys! The so and so album is my favorite." Its part of the reason I love being a metalhead.

    • @flossyphp
      @flossyphp Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Had to get a train late at night lots of drunks. Sat with a bunch of people who appeared to be death/black metal fans never felt safer. They threw the drunk chavs out of the carriage.

  • @m.morvci
    @m.morvci Pƙed 3 lety +415

    Metalheads live in mothers basement
    Stevie t: what

    • @russell_kberg1
      @russell_kberg1 Pƙed 3 lety +19

      he recently moved out

    • @villager8856
      @villager8856 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      @@russell_kberg1 he adulted lmao

    • @m.morvci
      @m.morvci Pƙed 3 lety +8

      yeah but hes 30 something lmao

    • @coltblack9037
      @coltblack9037 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      He bought a mansion and now his family lives with him.

    • @sean_mccadden
      @sean_mccadden Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Nah thats Pete Davidson 😂

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever Pƙed 3 lety +306

    Metalhead here. Never touched drug. No alcohol in general.

  • @Alexhimself1337
    @Alexhimself1337 Pƙed 3 lety +55

    As a metalhead, i can confirm that i do listen to alot of genres. Basically anything from the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s i like.

    • @JC-11111
      @JC-11111 Pƙed 2 lety

      You must be a child of the 80s đŸ€”đŸ€· I get that distinct feeling....

    • @Alexhimself1337
      @Alexhimself1337 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@JC-11111 nope. 14, was born in '07

  • @williamworley8824
    @williamworley8824 Pƙed 3 lety +315

    "The Deathcore band disturbed" I hope no one actually takes that seriously. Or any of this video really lol

    • @x-destinygunblade3683
      @x-destinygunblade3683 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      they.re not havey metal either or nu metal they,re hard rock is what an old guy told me

    • @svst208
      @svst208 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      that was painful to hear

    • @kianoosh_lsh
      @kianoosh_lsh Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@svst208 yes,yes it was.

    • @ShonnDaylee
      @ShonnDaylee Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@x-destinygunblade3683 They ARE actually considered Nu-Metal/Alt-Metal. Definitely NOT Deathcore, though....lol

    • @decendum4165
      @decendum4165 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Disturbed is more hard rock to me. Their most metal songs were in the beginning albums like “Down with the Sickness”. But over time, they have gotten lighter.

  • @duckguy7264
    @duckguy7264 Pƙed 3 lety +224

    god i forgot corey taylor’s neck looks like that, he should have used the one when he was performing eyeless that one time

    • @astarte66
      @astarte66 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      He never skipped neck day.

    • @LotFrat
      @LotFrat Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@astarte66 never

    • @marmarballz
      @marmarballz Pƙed 3 lety

      He's 4ft9 😂

    • @ilovebutterstuff
      @ilovebutterstuff Pƙed 3 lety

      "I'm throwing you right through the glass, don't know just how fuckin fast, oh god it feels like forever, but I feel just like a soldier, when your body hits the ground, ya check your wallet, not a pound, it's time for beeeeeeeed"đŸ€ŁđŸ˜Ž

    • @LotFrat
      @LotFrat Pƙed 3 lety

      @@marmarballz it's*
      If you say "he's" we'll think you talk about corey
      (Yeah, I'm still confused by your comment)

  • @ironguardian1970
    @ironguardian1970 Pƙed 3 lety +151

    Metal heads hate metal. This is true. I have more "that band sucks" conversations than "that bands good".

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Same. I talk more that bands I hate than the bands I enjoy.

    • @ilovebutterstuff
      @ilovebutterstuff Pƙed 3 lety +1

      No matter how hard I try, I can't get into Hammerfall... But I love Shinedown. Weird.

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis Pƙed 3 lety +10

      that's because metalheads are fckn elitists :D Just read through any metal video comment section here. 80% pure hate, regardless of genre

    • @GuiltyNoticer
      @GuiltyNoticer Pƙed 3 lety +3

      good, people have preferences.

    • @TheCulnes
      @TheCulnes Pƙed 3 lety

      Grandpa Metal!

  • @camelusdromedarius3789
    @camelusdromedarius3789 Pƙed 3 lety +50

    The misconception that metal makes people aggressive. It actually makes me really placid after listening to an album or two. It's therapeutic, honestly.

    • @estellegetty1995
      @estellegetty1995 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      We just wanna bake cookies and listen to septicflesh.

    • @HeavyRaiden
      @HeavyRaiden Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Metal music is cathartic, you let go all of the negative emotions with the aggressiveness of the music. Non metalheads people don't seem to understand that.

    • @camelusdromedarius3789
      @camelusdromedarius3789 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@HeavyRaiden Spot on, that's exactly what it is.

    • @frostrangerofthefrozenrelm
      @frostrangerofthefrozenrelm Pƙed 2 lety

      A good song can pump me up, but I'm usually just vibing and quietly doing whatever mundane task I happen to be on while listening to metal

  • @davidscrivani7920
    @davidscrivani7920 Pƙed 3 lety +152

    I'm disappointed at the lack of comments that actually are "peepee poopoo."

  • @just4stringsandsteve
    @just4stringsandsteve Pƙed 3 lety +17

    As a black metal musician, I want to thank you on behalf of all black metal bands. Thanks for making it a full three minutes into a song!

  • @thedjentleman1662
    @thedjentleman1662 Pƙed 3 lety +92

    "Pick one Karen"
    I laughed more than I should have

  • @brandonbrown8734
    @brandonbrown8734 Pƙed 3 lety +68

    *picture of Corey taylor* “this guy is 4’9” absolute violation 😂😂😂😂

  • @mystic0maggot401
    @mystic0maggot401 Pƙed 3 lety +42

    Ah the good old days of going to a concert and having no neck strength left afterwards, then spending the next day unable to move your head without pain.

  • @wildanm.y1681
    @wildanm.y1681 Pƙed 3 lety +136

    "Metalheads are mean scary evil satan worshiper"
    .
    .
    Most of PowerMetal Band: "Hold my kingdom and Dragon u jerrrrrk"

    • @Angel_423
      @Angel_423 Pƙed 3 lety

      POWERWOLF

    • @wildanm.y1681
      @wildanm.y1681 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Angel_423 Thats why i put "most of"

    • @Angel_423
      @Angel_423 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@wildanm.y1681 I was just saying a powermetal band i like. Damn

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety

      Wasn't that dude from Alkaline Trio actually a member of the Church of Satan? Think everyone in Akercoke is too.

    • @ironguardian1970
      @ironguardian1970 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Nah most of us think lucifer is a joke. But for some reason metal bands keep rolling with it. I'm sure there are actual lucifarians out there, but most of it is BS. Hell most black metal bands are nothing more than pagans that are pissed at catholics lmao

  • @flawlessdoggo1688
    @flawlessdoggo1688 Pƙed 3 lety +289

    The worst one I’ve ever heard was from a theater girl, and she said “So you’re a metalhead but you don’t like the ones with screaming? Doesn’t that mean you just like rock?”

    • @generalhargrievous9928
      @generalhargrievous9928 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      đŸ€Ł

    • @sepehrsetakhr4996
      @sepehrsetakhr4996 Pƙed 3 lety +27

      Not the worst

    • @shmorange
      @shmorange Pƙed 3 lety +85

      i have worse: i let a girl listen to some of the music i was listening to, and her response was “this is like really _metal,_ isn’t it?”
      it was my chemical romance.

    • @minishark7630
      @minishark7630 Pƙed 3 lety +72

      @@shmorange Ah yes, MCR my favorite death metal band

    • @taj1997
      @taj1997 Pƙed 3 lety +21

      I mean, screaming is one of the best parts.

  • @pauIo_victor
    @pauIo_victor Pƙed 3 lety +16

    "Metal is the law
    The law is the metal
    Metal the law is" - Massacration

  • @kentucky_ken
    @kentucky_ken Pƙed 3 lety +78

    "Great deathcore band Disturbed"
    I died. 😂

  • @noahsmith5339
    @noahsmith5339 Pƙed 3 lety +190

    " who looks like a dying fetus" 😂😂

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat Pƙed 3 lety +42

    "Easier to find at your local Toys R Us"
    *sniffles*

  • @DariiaPlaysMusic
    @DariiaPlaysMusic Pƙed 3 lety +132

    Well i have to do this
    “Pee pee poo poo”

  • @fire_breathing_hamster
    @fire_breathing_hamster Pƙed 3 lety +87

    I don’t why but news anchor voice fits Jared really well!

  • @itsinugami
    @itsinugami Pƙed 3 lety +65

    "Metal Heads Can Only Listen to Metal"
    Me: On my way to work, going from Carnifex to Pink Floyd within the same car ride.

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      My playlist: O-o

    • @ilovebutterstuff
      @ilovebutterstuff Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Love me some Pink Floyd... Bone Thugs, too... and old school MJ... First concert I ever went to was Goo Goo Dolls... But I love making the neighbors complain jammin some Seether.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Pƙed 3 lety

      I kinda just switch between anything from musical showtunes to metal music to some buttfucking heavy dubstep. Oh and video game osts somewhere too.

    • @itsinugami
      @itsinugami Pƙed 3 lety

      @@kaelanmcalpine2011 The Bloodborne OST slaps hard asf

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@itsinugami Can't say I would know that as I've never played it.
      I've mostly just been listening to JRPG battle music like Fire Emblem, Kingdom Hearts, and MegaTen/Persona (the last one is all the same series but most people know what Persona is).

  • @Jigoku_Okami
    @Jigoku_Okami Pƙed 3 lety +204

    "Five Finger Death Punch is metal."
    Whatever genre you consider them, Five Finger Death Punch is just heavy Nickleback.

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      They used to be metal, but have slowly turned into parent-friendly radio rock.

    • @nighthawk9532
      @nighthawk9532 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      F off Nickelback is a good band

    • @calebhelsel7669
      @calebhelsel7669 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      It’s gateway metal. I’ll always have a soft spot for them since Wrong Side of Heaven was by intro to metal

    • @jacksterling9258
      @jacksterling9258 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@nighthawk9532 agreed. I think the gate generates from things other than their music, but their music is pretty good yeah

    • @odd-andreloe5044
      @odd-andreloe5044 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      wow, really?! FFDP is fucken awesome betch \,,/

  • @evilash1970
    @evilash1970 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    I'm a 50 yr old metalhead, it just gets better with age.

  • @gasolinekiss
    @gasolinekiss Pƙed 3 lety +42

    This man went in on everyone in this video, including himself. True king.

  • @justinalexander5959
    @justinalexander5959 Pƙed 3 lety +62

    From this day on, Disturbed is Deathcore.

  • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
    @thecomorbiditycurator8018 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    love the mention of the misconception of the way metalheads dress. One of my favorite activities to kick off my morning back in high school was to blast metal with my car windows down in the school parking lot because everyone look confused when I got out of my subaru with my designer handbags and shoes, straightened blonde hair, pearls, and brightly colored clothing. I even had a monogram sticker on my back windshield. I was the exact opposite of what people expected and their expressions were entertaining AF. I did the same thing in college while wearing my sorority block letter sweatshirts and pearls. we are everywhere, we are everyone, and we like what we like. get over it.

  • @tranquilmetalhead8814
    @tranquilmetalhead8814 Pƙed 3 lety +43

    Everyone overlooks Doom metal, forgets about it or doesn't know of its existence. How ironic. Abandoned, forgotten, lonely.

    • @ShayolGhul88
      @ShayolGhul88 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      True lol

    • @agentlibra5703
      @agentlibra5703 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      It's funny because doom metal is usually about loneliness and darkness

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Except by fans of Sabbath, Cathedral, Paradise Lost etc. 😉 But yes its sad how often it gets overlooked. I guess because it isn't fast / intense enough and doesn't have any controversial figures associated with it.

    • @IllusionaryFuneral
      @IllusionaryFuneral Pƙed 3 lety +3

      It’s usually overlooked because people (myself included in the past) confuse it with Drone metal, such as Sunn O))) and skip it because Drone Metal lacks... things happening in the songs. I only got into Doom Metal a couple years ago after I found out Doom Metal is totally different from Drone Metal.

  • @lispuhizamustafa763
    @lispuhizamustafa763 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    Three things that happend today :
    1. My friend called black sabbath screamo
    2. He got into a car accident
    3. I lost my drivers license

  • @JaldaboathIrghen
    @JaldaboathIrghen Pƙed 3 lety +30

    “Pee pee, poo poo” - Jared Dines, 2021

  • @ryugatsuchiya9018
    @ryugatsuchiya9018 Pƙed 3 lety +80

    Idk if this was a joke but I love when Jarod makes that voice.

    • @legaciestr
      @legaciestr Pƙed 3 lety +4

      his name is jared, its spelled right in front of you how can you still misspell it

    • @ryugatsuchiya9018
      @ryugatsuchiya9018 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@legaciestr I purposely did that. ;) Its a reference. If u didn't get it, then u haven't been here long enough.

    • @legaciestr
      @legaciestr Pƙed 3 lety

      @@ryugatsuchiya9018 is it a referance to jarrod alonge? if so their name was jarred xd

    • @ryugatsuchiya9018
      @ryugatsuchiya9018 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@legaciestr yeah ok. But I'm still not editing that comment.

  • @thebigturkey1039
    @thebigturkey1039 Pƙed 3 lety +31

    The way he talked reminded me of someone advertising a car dealership.

  • @dodiebondwood
    @dodiebondwood Pƙed 3 lety +38

    When I was going to high school, forever ago, I was always asked if I was a devil worshiper. And because I am female, other males that loved metal would not believe that I actually listened to it. It always made me so mad! I've been more metal than any guy I've ever dated. Lol.

    • @ilovebutterstuff
      @ilovebutterstuff Pƙed 3 lety

      Well, you've never dated ME. đŸ€˜

    • @ericadkins6310
      @ericadkins6310 Pƙed 3 lety

      Define Devil worship..lol. Money, TV, Social Media worship? Those things are the Devil in my opnion..

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater Pƙed 3 lety +3

      As a girl also into metal, granted I listen to alt metal and symphonic metal, it kind of irks me that people don't believe that we like them. I actually look more like I'd be into metal than my boyfriend who listens to power metal and stuff.

    • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
      @Gary_a_normal_human_being Pƙed 2 lety

      @@ilovebutterstuff SMOOTH OPERATOR

  • @MGGXT
    @MGGXT Pƙed 3 lety +62

    “Is it just noise or is it just a phase? PICK ONE KAREN”

  • @haviddasselhoff1629
    @haviddasselhoff1629 Pƙed 3 lety +105

    You can like brutal Deathcore AND sophisticated stuff like Bach and Beethoven AT THE SAME TIME... that's the great thing about music

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      especially since classical is just metal before electricity

    • @janschepenaar
      @janschepenaar Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I play in a thall/metalcore kind of band, and at home play a lot of Chopin on piano lol

    • @ShayolGhul88
      @ShayolGhul88 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I’m the dude that likes black and death, and at the same time like rap. When people find out I like both they’re like wtf

    • @posh1328
      @posh1328 Pƙed 3 lety

      I mean I like metal but my playlist Is just a cocktail of genres really

    • @georgeantonioandrei8570
      @georgeantonioandrei8570 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yeah, I do, but metal, like prog, or symphonic or iven in death zone, is not only brutal, it can be so noanced and sofisticated.
      I also like jazz, it's full of creativity, but in an emotional point of view, classical music and metal/hardcore are the most expressive genres in the world, imo.

  • @christian98
    @christian98 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    "That's because they're stoned as f*#k"đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł you're a legend man.

  • @musicman3351
    @musicman3351 Pƙed 3 lety +90

    “Ain’t none of yall getting laid!”
    **cries**

  • @ghostfacemetal
    @ghostfacemetal Pƙed 3 lety +43

    "aint none of yall getting laid! HA!" đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł best part!

  • @trashbagzigzag790
    @trashbagzigzag790 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    Best line in this whole video. “Don’t do meth”

    • @MercenaryPen
      @MercenaryPen Pƙed 3 lety

      of course don't do meth- its just adding and subtracting in a weird accent

  • @jameslyonheart7928
    @jameslyonheart7928 Pƙed 3 lety +31

    This should have been in black and white with a high pass on and called "METAL NEWS from the 20s"

  • @denizc5067
    @denizc5067 Pƙed 3 lety +57

    "Metal is Masculine" - well my sister is the most metalhead person i've ever known đŸ€”

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Same with my gf. But she's the least feminine girl that I know. 😂

    • @denizc5067
      @denizc5067 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@brandonhey7797 At least my sister is feminine - sometimes maybe even too feminine (the wrong guys are talking to her until she makes them realise that she is definitely not their kind 😆

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@denizc5067 epic

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety

      She's not a member of Nervosa by any chance?

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@phantomechelon3628 What's that?

  • @21c4nnons5
    @21c4nnons5 Pƙed 3 lety +16

    yes i love taylor swift since im 11...yes im a metalhead, yes i literally have a playlist where the first song is clean by taylorswift and the last song on it is scourge of iron by cannibal corpse...yes i exist....

  • @alexandercarlinmusic9467
    @alexandercarlinmusic9467 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    I feel like Jared just keeps getting more fed up with the world with every continuous video and I'm kinda here for it.

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I think he's going through his jaded, world-weary phase. Or possibly he's just missing Austin...

  • @VenomSWR
    @VenomSWR Pƙed 3 lety +20

    I love how Jared almost breaks just before the "Y'all need Jesus" part. You can see he's struggling, and it cuts right after, can only guessed he started laughing at his own joke right there :')

  • @ludvigenholm7168
    @ludvigenholm7168 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    I have a theory: Metal Heads are such nice people because we channel our frustrations through our music (listening or playing), while other people are much more aggressive, frustrated and not so nice, because they listen to that other crap đŸ€ŁđŸ”„đŸ€˜

  • @briamyrehart
    @briamyrehart Pƙed 3 lety +18

    I'm a massage therapist so I have to listen to the same relaxing music day in and day out. I also have to deal with people daily, sometimes the worst people. People often think because of my job I only listen to soft pop, the relaxing stuff and maybe lofi? Nah fam, if only you knew-

    • @briamyrehart
      @briamyrehart Pƙed 3 lety

      @Scatter1H okay cool 👌 another group to check out thank you

    • @SirLukHipolito
      @SirLukHipolito Pƙed 3 lety +1

      bring in that cannibal corpse in the weekends don't you?

  • @dagondeluxe5589
    @dagondeluxe5589 Pƙed 3 lety +30

    Metalheads always say “pee pee poo poo”.

    • @PnlBtr
      @PnlBtr Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Pee pee poo poo!!

  • @vangel0ff430
    @vangel0ff430 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    My friend told me I would never become a metalhead, a year later I'm listening to black metal and death metal and I started with Iron Maiden(I listen to rock and blues as well)

  • @user-gv4lg1to2r
    @user-gv4lg1to2r Pƙed 3 lety +44

    Metalheads consist of 2 groups: who know Kmac and those who don't.

  • @shawnchamplin4596
    @shawnchamplin4596 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    "you can't pick both, pick one Karen" 😂 😂😂😂

  • @pathaling1380
    @pathaling1380 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I saved a 90 lbs. Girl from a mosh pit! It was a Korn show, the pit got out of hand for her and she was getting knocked around badly, so I wrapped my arms around her, to take the punishment from the pit, and carried her outta the pit. She thanked me then I returned to the pit for fun!

  • @xCallMeBamx
    @xCallMeBamx Pƙed 3 lety +15

    "aint no metalhead fighting after that, they can barely walk"

  • @clydetherebel5227
    @clydetherebel5227 Pƙed 3 lety +56

    I the biggest softie in the universe has been been called a Satanist

  • @sue_m
    @sue_m Pƙed 3 lety +11

    ...i think the guy who listened to Enya and threw bricks through a wall found out that Enya lives in a castle with her cats and he's just angry that he didn't know that was an option.

  • @irishjoe2941
    @irishjoe2941 Pƙed 3 lety +42

    I could listen to Carnifex then jump to The Cure. Is my Metalhead card revoked?

    • @manifestationsofasort
      @manifestationsofasort Pƙed 3 lety +7

      No. The Cure is great.

    • @irishjoe2941
      @irishjoe2941 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@manifestationsofasort damn right they are!

    • @enriquepastor3626
      @enriquepastor3626 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      It's funny because my wannabe rapper friends appreciate rock and metal but my wannabe Rockstar friends criticize everyone that don't listen what they do. Don't even care about what any idiot says haha just listen whatever you want! I love to listen to slaughter to prevail and then dua lipa and then tame impala lol

    • @irishjoe2941
      @irishjoe2941 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@enriquepastor3626 nice! I agree bud

    • @delelelele_whooop6194
      @delelelele_whooop6194 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I don’t listen to death metal or black metal. Is mine revoked? 😂

  • @user-yl2ts6hn9t
    @user-yl2ts6hn9t Pƙed 3 lety +58

    Jared censoring swear words?
    Something is wrong.

  • @yalu2
    @yalu2 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    "it's a phase? Life is a phase" -> best comeback I've ever heard to that.

  • @helskrifvhollow3316
    @helskrifvhollow3316 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    When I first started listening to metal, I thought I'd never like the guttural vocals and death growls; however, over the years they grew on me and I started listening to them a lot. It was sometime after this that I first heard Evisceration Plague by Cannibal Corpse, and my first thought was "This is so easy to listen to, I almost think I could fall asleep to it". Then my brain went "whoa, what the hell?"

  • @anq4274
    @anq4274 Pƙed 3 lety +21

    Lol, the most fair stereotype is the fact we are huge cat lovers, almost all the fellow metalheads i've know including myself, love cats.

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Pƙed 3 lety

      I'm allergic to the damn things! đŸ€§đŸ€§đŸ€§ Think dogs are way more fun in any case.

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Same here Cats are the best.

    • @frostrangerofthefrozenrelm
      @frostrangerofthefrozenrelm Pƙed 2 lety

      Guilty as charged, although I do own a dog rn who is adorable and awesome :3

    • @EvelynSucksAtLife
      @EvelynSucksAtLife Pƙed rokem

      Same! I don't have one yet but i love cats

  • @plazmadrag0154
    @plazmadrag0154 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    I wasn't into metal a few years ago, now I cant stop listening to Megadeth, and even my friends still say I'm the most friendly laid-back person they've ever met. Music has nothing to do with the way you look sound or even do things. Just because the music you listen to may sound like it came from the depths of hell doesn't mean your personality did.

    • @Toby3610
      @Toby3610 Pƙed 2 lety

      I started to listen to Jinjer about 18months ago. Love listening to it at the gym or riding my bike.

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye Pƙed 3 lety +81

    I like my metal like I like my coffee. *BLACK*

  • @phoenixharvey4577
    @phoenixharvey4577 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Common misconception of metal heads is that they are cold and heartless but I love swimming at the beach in my unicorn speedo and having an aneurysm trying fathom how Meshugga can even play Bleed without dying

  • @firefightromantic
    @firefightromantic Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Your delivery of these facts/opinions is priceless, keep it up! Also, yes, those are common tropes, and quite hilarious, when actually thought about.

  • @101mechdude
    @101mechdude Pƙed 3 lety +4

    More of this Jared, love the sarcastic voice

  • @lukeslayer
    @lukeslayer Pƙed 3 lety +6

    "Lead singer of deathcore band, Disturbed" đŸ€ŁđŸȘŠ

  • @nadiiak.373
    @nadiiak.373 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I love your sense of humour! Saw you in my recommendations and subscribed after the first minute

  • @M_LinkinPark
    @M_LinkinPark Pƙed 3 lety +20

    Jared is slowly starting to sound like my parents, disappointed in everything i say and do..also peepeepoopoo

  • @thekrythulu2968
    @thekrythulu2968 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    Jared: "Metalheads only listen to metal"
    Me: **Sweats in "Ghostmane, $uicideboy$, Freddie Dredd and XXXTentacion makes up nearly half of my music library"**

    • @corbinhendrix3313
      @corbinhendrix3313 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I love lots of death metal but I swear I listen to underground or old-schoolrap more than anything else.

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Me sweats in: *Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Athena Franklin, Beethoven, The Rolling Stones, NF and other crap*
      My playlist is a complete mess. 70% of it is Non-Metal. 0-o

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Eazy Mac slaps tbh

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      *Me sweats in musicals, dubstep, drum n bass and video game osts*

    • @xiaoyuu.
      @xiaoyuu. Pƙed 3 lety

      **Sweats in IC3PEAK**

  • @jamesempire1950
    @jamesempire1950 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    You actually made me laugh a few times throughout this video. Solid content, broseph

  • @HTG2004
    @HTG2004 Pƙed 3 lety +47

    David draeman doesnt have his piercings anymore, probably cause he a kid now.

    • @thursdayfivenine3106
      @thursdayfivenine3106 Pƙed 3 lety

      Whsy

    • @thursdayfivenine3106
      @thursdayfivenine3106 Pƙed 3 lety

      David Draiman*

    • @HTG2004
      @HTG2004 Pƙed 3 lety

      @Sivart Nildem For sure, but if have kids, they like pulling on stuff like ears and/or piercings of any kind, so I still think that this was playing at least a little part at getting them out.

  • @jayu9848
    @jayu9848 Pƙed 3 lety +13

    "Deathcore band Disturb"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I'm dead 😂

  • @iiisixstringiii8285
    @iiisixstringiii8285 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I laughed soooo hard at this! 😂
    Also, I came from Music Is Win. Tyler mentioned you, so I came to check out out the channel. Lovin' it so far!

  • @Reece_Hart
    @Reece_Hart Pƙed 3 lety +4

    "Long Hair = Metal"
    _Cries in Rob Halford_

  • @viv8871
    @viv8871 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    Man, the neck jokes got me BAD.
    Also, someone hug him ffs, dude's getting awful aggressive over there.

  • @Erik-pi4hw
    @Erik-pi4hw Pƙed 3 lety +2

    The laughs I didn't realize I needed! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @maxzero9647
    @maxzero9647 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Yo, David Draiman took out the piercings a handful of years ago. He got sick of them and decided he was too old for them.

  • @misanthrope2070
    @misanthrope2070 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Casually listening to Cannibal Corpse with the kid in my basement. He tastes good.

  • @abiotic_91
    @abiotic_91 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I'm so glad you put those video of the UK Beatdown stuff 😂😂

  • @kayberg5417
    @kayberg5417 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    The great Deathcore band Disturbed
    - Jared Dines, 2021

  • @bassanup
    @bassanup Pƙed 3 lety +39

    metalheads love kitties.. 😁

  • @thepuenst9314
    @thepuenst9314 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    This was absolutely great!! Loved everything about it. 😂

  • @genericproductions5165
    @genericproductions5165 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    I’m more of an old school metal head (80’s-2010ish) and dress like and am a middle aged dad that most consider to be as nice as they come

    • @natas3.14
      @natas3.14 Pƙed 3 lety

      Me too, but the secret Eeevil is very evil,..& super secret.