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“Are you hoping for your baby to be a boy or a girl?”
*”Creed”*
Wow dude real original
My heart is tatooed on my sleeve
First name Apollo...
Than your baby looks like creed from the office
*C R E E D*
How dare you not have the same exact artist preferences as me
Really, how dare he does) I am indignated too)
Ya know its kinda an unpopular opinion but if you ask me wage war or architects, I think I gotta go wage war. Love both but with wage war I enjoy all their albums but with architects their early stuff isnt bad just not amazing like Lf/lt or all our gods
For i am the gatekeeper!!!!
Why the hell this is not the top comment lmao
How about you stop complaining
“Drangonforce or Cardi B”
Like wtf?!
Testing for power metal haters, aka snobs
it's a joke dummy
cardi b's obviously a band. couldn't you tell?
dragonforce because cardio bi is satanic
@@helo3808 Indeed. The full form of cardi b is actually Cardium Benevolent. One of the best thrash metal bands of our time.
Question: "Periphery or Polyphia"
Jared: Periphia
Me: Philadelphia
Philly don’t win any day of the week, my guy. Native Pennsylvanian speaking here, but if you want a better, more interesting city, New York is only 2-3 hours away, and, if you’re willing to make the trip, Chicago is good and Virginia in general is beautiful. Philly does got cheesesteaks though, so I could see the illusion of a worthwhile city in there.
@@greetingsgoodsir8143 j
@@mcfrazz8629 no wæ he said j doe
r/wooosh
@@bryanmcgrath9227 I got the joke, I just don’t like Philadelphia and needed to vent.
"Slipknot, they still put out music" this hurt man, this hurt
I'd rather some good music than lots of "eh".
Quality music is better than quantity so Soad ftw
Honestly, I'll listen to Slipknot over SOAD any day. SOAD is way overrated. Yeah, I said it.
SOAD gives you ideas and makes you wonder. Slipknot gets you up and doing stuff.
@@Viser11222 if by stuff you mean drugs and dissecting people
"It's been a good year."
-Jared Dines, 2020
oh the irony
Sarcasm definitely
Hahahahahaha
Hm
If Architects and BMTH go on tour in the future, they need to call the tour “Build Me That Horizon”
Gold
Oliver and Architects have collabed in a song
@@uhmIforgot yeah “The Sadness Will Go On” right?
@@dudewhy2849 I don't really listen to much metalcore bit I think that was the song
@@dudewhy2849 The Sadness Will Never End, but Oli is also on an Architects song from Daybreaker, I'm blanking on the name though
"Slipknot. They still make music"
That sure did age well
Why are they for sure done
They actually have a new album coming out soon or later this year
dafuq you mean? Slipknot is still going strong, literally have new music they've been working on through the pandemic
@@viditjain2653 hes talking about SOAD releasing new music.
Lol he means SOAD dropped a song
Literally no one:
Jared: Rahmstiehn
He obviously hasn't seen Rammstein's new stage setup.
Creed
Actually, almost Any American I have heard call them "Rammsteen".. 🤷♂️
This video should be called: "How to lose half of your subscribers" 😂
😂😂
😅😅😅 the offensive juices flowing with this vid lol
Seriously
I disliked just for bmth
@@niromori4280 It’s an OPINION
"Slipknot or soad"
Me with the hope of getting new SOAD some day : SOAD
Jared : Slipknot
2 days after my birthday, Soad put out new music out
yeah
the only good thing that happened this year
@@alexaporisky7715 One Of them, yes
Now we just have to wait another five years for another one or two songs.
@@markhynes5160 idk if they have already discarded that option with this two as their final songs
" The one with fewer minor allegations "
DEAD.
"the one with less minor allegations" 😂😂😂 good one
I literally thought the same thing while watching this is the only acceptable answer
Jared: *Rams teen*
This could be taken in an extremely bad and sexual way
FBI OPEN UP
Link?
@@IanSparta vk.com
2:30 The clown headbanging on the computer
"Slipknot, they still put out music"
I like both soad and slipknot but that just hurt.
Bruh ur everywhere 😂
@The Large Beast Ahh, I get that all the time lol
@@natang6853 Damn-
Posers
It did.. It really did.
Slipknot or SOAD - Slipknot. They still put out music. Shots. Fired.
I mean, he has a point.
Slipknot have released music after 2005, but system had some of the most creative music I've ever heard.
Recent album was trash doe
Damian Sconberg We are not your kind is fing epic
@@damiansconberg4715 WANYK is literally Slipknots best album in almost 20 years.
What? WANYK is probably their worst album ever, also the masks have never been worse.
Am I the only one who nearly died, when he said "RammstEEEn" instead of "Rammstein"?
He’s American not german
@@_danvasco that doesn't make it right spelling)
( RAHM-SHTIEN)
ДА
@@jack-the-ripper13811 cough cough* pronunciation*
In German, you determine whether words like "Rammstein" are pronounced with an "e" or an "i" by which letter comes last in the "ei/ie" part. If the "i" comes after the "e", then it is pronounced with the "i": Rammstein/Rammst-eye-n. Weiblich/V-eye-blich. If the "e" comes after the "i", it is pronounced with an "e": Liebe/L-ee-ba. Lied/l-ee-d
Weisses Fleisch = Veisses Fleisch
thank you
And "s" is pronounced "sh", if it stays in front of "t" and "p", and it'll be "Ramm-sh-t-eye-n"
A7x is my favorite metal band, they got me into metal and they’ll always be my favorite
Ya same
Same bro
You poor soul
Mine is slipknot and a7x is second inline
👀
-Deftones or TooL
-D-
-Tool or Meshuggah
-Meshuggah
-Tool vs Dream Theater
-Dream Theater
Damn Jared, they give you a bad experience or sumthin'?
z3r0c0o1 they gave him a gaping lotus experience
Right lol I got the feeling he does not like tool 😂
I know! I was just thinking "Tf this guy got against Tool??"
Id pick meshuggah and dream theater over tool too, and I love tool
Tools gay.
“Sorry Kirk, go *cry* somewhere else *Waaaaah*” I really got that reference you know
Same
I’d be concerned if you missed it
Cry baby...
Yabda The merciless 😂😂😂😂😭
it was a great joke
Lamb Of God has a ton of Pantera sounds and tones, so that one is impossible to choose. the growls and some of the solos sound interchangeable. it’s insane.
Pantera is more OG than LOG
Cashier: “Will that be for here or to go?”
Customer: “Creed.”
-Jared Dines or Steve T?
-Creed
Davie
Jarvie T
Stevie T all the way
Nick Trick Stevie Dines
Jared T
Jared: Sorry Kirk go cry somewhere else
Kirk: waaah
Underrated comment 🤣
@@lukeethridge5709 beat me to it
Damn, that's a good one
Didn't he go waah waah?
😂😂😂lmao
I heard a lot of names I never heard b4.
I'm gonna spend some time finding new stuff on Spotify.
Thank you, Jared!
3:00 Avoided that question better than my pinky on a fret board
What I got from this is Jared doesn’t like Tool very much
Pliss Subscrode tho it’s probably one of the best bands of this century
It hurt to see him not pick them so m a n y times.
ShadowECHO this is terrible
Did he say "D-"?
How...? How does he not...?
FFDP or A7x?
Jared: CREED
I'm simple so I answered A7X to all of them
@@robertbrazier5097 Me too
That's the correct answer though.
@@robertbrazier5097 I want more people like you in this world.
A7X
7:30 every Rammstein fan got offended the way you pronounced Rammstein. And that you didin't pick them (of course).
I felt like a proud dad when I heard “megadeth cause of the guitar solos”
same hehe
@First Name TRUE
Metallica vs Megadeth
Jared: Megadeth, because of the guitar solos.
Me: Ok, that sounds reasonable.
Iron Maiden vs Metallica
Jared: Metallica
Me: *surprised Pikachu face
THANK YOU!
Iron Maiden all the way. The soaring vocals do it for me.
I can't stand iron maiden
That one would have broken me because both Metallica and Iron Maiden I credit for getting me into metal
@@SkyvDen
DELETE THIS
Linkin Park got almost ever 2000s kid into rock
Facts
It was A7X for me 😂🤘🏼🔥
hybrid theory for me is the greatest album ever
Facts. I still remember first song I herd from them was Points of authority 🤘
Green Day for me.
2:30 SOAD: Jokes on you we just released new music
I'm a simple man, I see avenged in the thumbnail and I click
Follow up, he really put trivium over a7x, that's a dislike
You know you can edit your comment
@@thedjentleman1662 oh that's true I forgot, I never comment on yt
@@michaelsmoak6267 okay but like only sounding the seventh up until self titled we’re good. The rev is what kept avenged sevenfold metal. Brooks brought it back with the stage but the rest of the band was burnt out.
@@zanehakim7684 nighare was phenomenal, city of evil is def there best alblum though
I wasn't sweating on any of these until he said Alice in Chains or Soundgarden. I was screaming "Alice in Chains! Choose Alice in Chains!" at my monitor.
If he had said Soundgarden his opinion’s would have lost all credibility to me and I like soundgarden
@@Birdmansanders Completely the opposite for me, I was hoping for sg
I started sweating on the dream theater vs tool one ( I’m a HUGE dream theater fan )
I love both bands (even though Soundgarden is in my favorite bands of all time list) but Alice In Chains was still a good choice
Same thing with me when it was Heaven shall burn vs. Parkway Drive
I’m glad the answer to mine was “pre piss or post piss” 😂😂😂
I dont get it tho :(
mrtricuban CJ McCreery sexual assault allegations.
“Slipknot. They still make music”
Would you reconsider your decision?
Thy art is murder vs slaughter to prevail was probably the single hardest choice I've ever had to make
Damn bro, Jared has something against Tool.
He has ears. Tool are nothing remotely special. I’d never say they’re bad, because they’re objectively clearly very talented musicians, but they’re just so boring and their fans overhype them. People bang on about them being "complex" while actively ignoring so many other significantly better prog and tech bands, and many of those prog bands can beat them on atmosphere as well.
@@metalswifty23 Ok
@@metalswifty23 I respect your opinion, but have you never heard Forty Six and Two? Sober? Ænema? jimmy? They have a unique sound that is really easy to jam to. Sure most of undertow was bad, but prison sex rocked it out of the park! And yes, tool fans love to jerk off over the complexity of Lateralus, but that's one of our many downsides.
Jared must've been high
@@metalswifty23 Can you list them at least? I would love to hear complex prog metal that's 10 times better than tool!
"Slipknot, they still put out music" I'm literally crying
relax it wasnt that funny.
Sarthak Sharma yeah it was boomer
@@austin.g204 am i the only adult here? rest y'all are 13?
@@27sadhu chill bro yeh american accent main baat karke aao bhi cool nhi lag rhe
Peace out✌✌
@@aarnavgandhi1680 wow you can hear my accent on text? same way you "literally cry" on youtube comments?
2:36 Jared was possessed by Mr Burns for a second there.
"Pre piss or post piss"
That got me, surprised more people aren't talking about that
I didn't get it.
@@danielsilvadesouza3060 McCreery was acussed of sexual abuse and for piss in women
jared: this is gonna be a breeze
also jared: *sighs* you're gonna make me choose between my friends?
DJENT MAN DJENT MAN YEA DATS ME
(ik cringe comment?)
Never seen such a knowledgeable person in the metal scene mispronounce Rammstein so badly.
It was on purpose i'm pretty sure, as a joke.
Dude Hybrid Theory got me into music!!! It was also my first album! Haha back when we bought actual cd’s 😂😂
He doesnt like Parkway Drive. That honestly breaks my heart
Everyone likes parkway drive. But kse is better in my opinion
That’s how i felt when he didn’t pick Judas Priest even once
Yeh I don’t get it..... Parkway are nuts! Everything from their EP up to current is bangin. Horizons and KWAS are allllllll time
@@ShineshRamballi same bro... same
Just when I started to like Dines he broke my heart with the PWD hate
Whoever wanted Jared to choose between Lamb of God and Pantera: you just like to douse the world in kerosene and watch it burn, don't you?
i'll go for pantera anyday... Most of the log songs sound generic and same
I’ve gotta go with Lamb if God, though I do love some Pantera
Lamb of God is like the A reincarnation same soul different body. Huzzah!
It's very hard to choose but I'd have to say LOG because I actually got to see em.
I can't choose. Both are amazing bands in their own right. I can't choose one over the other
Why no one let him choose between Whitechapel & Suicide Silence?
we know who would win
Definitely Whitechapel, no contest. But he'd probably give it to SS because he's friends with them
Because Whitechapel would obviously be default
Biggest question would be Mitch or post Mitch suicide silence vs whitechapel. Post Mitch no questions asked whitechapel
brooo i was thinking about it for the whole video
ALICE IN CHAINS YES. I love Chris so much but Laynes voice is literally my first memory of music. AiC forever
2:29 I love how he says that then one year later they put out more music
"Alter Bridge or Temonti?"
"Creed"
That was probably the best "yes" answer I've ever heard XD
Alter Bridge, Ever.
@@abbisj same, one day remains is just perfect
Creed will always be one of the best bands ever...Alter Bridge or "Myles Kennedy" is also great .."Open Your Eyes" is one of the best songs ever wrote and is what put them in the spotlight again after replacing Scott Stapp
Or Nickel Annihalator
Jared: Deftones
Me and every other a7x fan: look how they massacred my boy
I came wanting a fun vid and left with a scar on my heart
That was me when DGD lost to polyphia. Like polyphia is great, but DGD holds a special place in my heart for being one of two bands that got me into metal. (The other being INK.)
That was me literally every time twitter said Parkway Drive and DIDNT PICK IT :'(
Ikr. I like Deftones. But A7X is the best commercial metal band for me.
deftones are okay but a7x early an current; are still way better in every way.
this video came out when i first started listening to metal and over time i keep going back and seeing which bands i know now. a year ago you could’ve told me the name killswitch engage and i would have no clue but now i recognize most of these names and listen to most of these bands. this video is my benchmark as a metal head you could say. thank you jared for the great content.
Dude I swear we are kindred spirits cause I started choosing at the time as you and you and I were vibing with the same choices unbeknown to you 🤣
Friendly reminder that you can still listen to all of the bands and dont have to choose
More maturity like this pls ^ 👍👍
If you’re wondering how to pronounce Rammstein
Just listen to the song Rammstein by Rammstein
“PRE PISS OR POST PISS” IM DONE 😂😂
Some of these hurt but I still love your vids 😂
“I don’t need another controversy” 😂
That was the hardest shot I've ever heard fired at SOAD. So casual, but so direct and rude lol
but sadly truth..
No love for PWD’s first two records is genuinely heartbreaking
Do this bit again, it's hilarious
Nobody:
Djared: C R E E D
Today's fact: 'lbs' comes form the Latin word 'libra' which means pound.
Facterino Commenterino christs sake, HE IS EVERYWHERE
That's actually good.. Thank you
Thanks for educating me
yea if you didn't learn that in elementary school wyd
Oh yeah!! That's the fact I was looking forward to.
I really found a channel where I know I’ll consistently enjoy the content 😁 I gotta say hybrid theory is the first album I ever listened to as well, I was only 2 at the time, but the cd got stuck in the radio so it was either that or the pop station in my moms car for the next 5 years.
2:29 WELL GAWL DANG
Edit: ...so we are now 8 months since SOAD dropped those two songs...they have since released nothing else...soooo back to waiting desperately for more SOAD
"it's been a good year"
my guy, u allready in 2021?????
why is NO ONE talking abt how he did linkin park so dirty after all that hyping up 😭
He lost either way
I think he did the exact opposite of doing them dirty. He simply loves Breaking Benjamin, but admitted that Linkin Park is the OG for the most part. Tough decision, like he said, he lost either way :D
Mason Watkins boy I know you did not just take shots at LP for not making music anymore
@@mcr2dcr348 Well LP can't do that anymore, can they. :/ Unless they decide to continue with a different singer which is a losing battle anyway cause who could ever replace Chester. But I think the comment meant that BB never strayed too far from their original sound everyone knew and loved, whereas LP kept changing it with each album. The 'One More Light' album didn't even sound like them anymore.
I would have chosen BB over linkin park too lol even though linkin park introduced me to rock and metal
Dude I have a feel Jared was hammered when he recorded this 😂😂
"Disbreakshmendurbed" I'm dead
“pre piss or post piss ?” killed me 😂😂
As far as Avenged Sevenfold vs Trivium, even though I listen to a lot more Trivium now, I gotta give it to A7X. If not for them, I'd likely have never discovered most of the other bands mentioned in this video.
Same man, I'm a huge fan of Avenged Sevenfold and if I weren't to get into them, I wouldn't know most of the bands I know today.
Same here.
Ditto. If it werent for them, i wouldntve gotten into metal
Same. No matter what kind of metal I get into, ranging from Unleash The Archers to Ice Nine Kills to Ne Obliviscaris, I always go back to Avenged Sevenfold. They’re the reason why I’m here as a musician and as a person.
Shepard of fire was the litterally the only song that shifted me from rap to metal
"Slipknot, they still put out music"
Soad, circa 2020:
*Im about to end this mans whole carrer*
“Jokes in you I hate them both”
I’m straight up offended that Between the Buried and Me and The Contortionist weren’t in here anywhere.
Or Opeth too! haha
Or amon amarth!
today's fact: the only band that can beat trivium is van hallen for jared.
Van Halen could beat basically everything
And breaking Benjamin
@@unidentifiablegamer8192 they're just too damn catchy
@@mack7235 damn straight boi
Van Halen is better Van Hallen
I nearly died, when he said "Roumsteen"
killswitch got jesse back and let go of howard and it really killed them for me. nothing beats howards majestic voice.
Trapt or Smash Mouth- “Who has the better hit?” KILLED me dude 😂
Smash mouth obviously wins, because every non- all star song is pretty good.
Fush yu mang was a masterpiece
Walkin on the sun will always hold a special place with me
Definitely Smash Mouth for my homeboi Shrek.
YEEEES!
Smash Mouth legit has some great songs other than All Star. Walkin on the Sun, Let's Rock, Pacific Coast Party, Road Man, all bangers
@@mattl1458 Walkin on the sun is so funky
“Rahmsteen”
"Pam or Karen"
"Creed"
as a power metal fan the question on 4:51 offended me on so many levels
Yesss
Yeah. It's a shameful that someone would put dragonforce in the same sentence as the true dragon slaying power metal God cardi b.
@@xijingping3899 exactly😁
@Dang Memes More like a sea serpent than a dragon tho
Slipknot or SOAD?
Slipknot coz they still produce music.
That actually hurt
I would rather Slipknot than system of a down
I love them both but yeah. Slipknot. Newest album wasn’t even a full year ago. SOAD was 2005. But it’s all serjs fault. Whatever.
but... soad is better...😭
but fr that did hurt😭
@@mallgothgf same that broke me
4:21 thats my boy.
"Its been a good year"
I love how all the nostalgic bands are all christian bands lmao
Why does religion have to matter in music? They are just metal bands
@Austin Cox theyre not Christian
@@happyperson4193 >Impending Doom
Hmmmm
Pete Gloria Impending Doom and ABR are very much Christian 😂 literally listen to Impending Doom’s “The Serpent’s Tongue” where Reeves literally goes “I am a Christian, a faithful man of God” 😂
Also haste the day
“Pre piss or post piss” 🤣
Pre or Post Malone?
Broke At Best Music ... no
I was the one who asked that too 😂 idk why I expected any other answer
Definitely post piss LS tho.
But Lorna Shore is really good....
I’m wait for a second one of these
The Lorna Shore comment killed me! Love your content man!
I bet when jared read that last one, he felt like he had something to die for
he didn't want to dig his own grave
"I'm sorry but I love Breaking Benjamin so much"
There. He said it. You all heard him.
(I'm so proud of you Jared)
Hell yeah brudder! Benhead for life
Can we get a part 2 or a tier list of rock & metal bands with your bands in the mix please
Part 2 please!!
Didn't know he loves BB this much
Most people should
dude, BB got a lot of us into alternative metal. I started learning guitar solely for the fact to learn to play So Cold. And not to long ago when they released their Ember album.... mmmmph
BREAKING BENJAMIN is easily my favorite band of all time
im so sorry
I met them. They are really nice
Mine too man
Oh baby a triple
They are a very good band
Keep coming back to this 😂😂 God you can content create bro
2:21 *I know this is what you're here for*