@@hukkumkhinda497 I think Fred's vocals and lyrics are the main hindrance. Some songs like My Way or Take A Look Around are halfway OK and with better lyrics and vocals they would be total bangers. Then there are songs like Hot Dog or Eat You Alive...đ€ą
Thrash: Fast Death: Drowning Polarbear Black: Witch getting burned Doom: Stepping on a lego brick Deathcore: Pig Nu: Every limp bizkit song Prog: 9/13 Folk: River dancing Symphonic: Nightwish Tech Death: Death played by gojira Traditional, Power and Hair Metal: YEAAAAAAAEAAEAAAAH Gothic: Twilight Jed: No jokes Video game metal: What gamers listen to when they say they listen to metal Grindcore: My brain at night Metalcore: Mixed iron maiden and pantera Industrial metal: Rammstein Stoner Metal: The beatles if they played music in the 90âs
I used to be a bassist for a black metal band, I wasn't allowed to record anything... Or play anything... Come to think of it... Was I even in the band?
As a younger sibling to a brother and stepdad who listen to metal, this is just so funny. I cant agree more with this video. I have been trying to differentiate the metal genres a little better and this video does the job perfectly
My favorite thing is that during instrumentals, prog shows are exactly the way you showed them, with James Labrie drinking backstage, nowhere to be seen.
I am not a death metal fan but l would love to listen death metal if l could understand one word of their lyrics . But , their instrumental will give any metalheads neck injuries .
Thrash - driving on any road in russia Death - after drinking too much coke Black - 5 y.o. you when you try to make contact with a cat Doom - when peeing hurts Deathcore - pig Nu - angry chicken Symphonic - opera Trad/power/hair - squeezing cat's testicles Gothic - type o negative in a nutshell Grind - boyz dicks when crush accidentaly touches their hand Industrial - every rammstein song
Bro the level of talent it actually takes to play something to parody so well that you capture the aspects of each individual genre while still making it comically over the top is out of this world. What a great way to start my morning lol
i just wanna say, i was sick when i was watching this. and some weird shit happens when something is really stupidly funny turns into me gasping for breath laughing when i am sick. thank you for the entertainment bradley!
@@blackwomb8761 I thought you were talking about the genre in general,so I recommended my top 3,If you want something more "underground" there's element eigthy
Beautiful lyrics. Truly moving stuff. But no honestly your screams are kinda good, might wanna look into being a vocalist. Also nice Pokemon theme you threw in there.
I've been trying to understand the differences between genres for days and this is both helping and confusing me further lol Update: i know the difference now, though itd be so hard to explain with words lmao
There are pretty drastic differences in vocal style, drumming, tempo, rhythm, riffing and even instrumentation. Just one example of the difference between death and black metal: the former uses downturned guitars playing dissonant riffs with heavy double bass drums and deep growls while the latter uses somewhat slower rhythms and heavy use of blastbeats with much simpler, tremolo picked style riffs and most importantly high pitched screeching rather than growling
Death Metal was inspired by bands such as Slayer and Death. Hardcore was inspired by bands such as Terror and Biohazard. Combines those two together and you get? Deathcore. Death Metal riffs, Hardcore breakdowns, Guitar solos, Pig squeals, Gravity Blast, and Lots of Growls and Screechâs. Yup⊠Hardcore Deathmetal. If you need further assistance, then please ask anyone in the comments, thanks for asking for further assistance đđŒ
The mic constantly peaking makes it like 5x funnier.
You're goddamn right
heisenberg
So true
Loud=funni
The mic constantly peaking makes my ears hurt.
This is what metal sounds like to non-metal heads
I thought that it just sounded like screaming to non-Metal heads.
This is what metal sounds like as a metal head
still sounds sick
@@JM-vq5jz Thrash metal one was uncomfortably accurate.
nope non-metal hards only hear unexplicable noise and weird screaming sounds
I want that nu-metal single. Those lyrics spoke to me.
FAXXX
Yâall want a single?
@@grantonnintendo9525 Fuck that!
@@mayalansky Fuck that FUCK THAT
Really moving and deep
1:11 Damn that Iron Maiden song sounds AWESOME
I thought it was judas priest
@Dark Lord Samoht No, it sounds more like Judas Priest, honestly
The hair metal part sounds more like Maiden tbf.
@@aaronmartinez5029they kind of sound the same
Anthrax
The fact that traditional, power and hair metal all had the same vocal had me crying ahahaha
And it still works đ
Nu metal and folk metal had the same vocalsđđđ
Same here dude! Lol
It's not wrong tho
It's all just Bruce Dickinson
I mean...
*he ain't wrong tho*
666 likes
Lol
My thoughts exactly!!
The power metal was the only one I didnât agree with (I donât listen to anything else)
@@user-rn9ys1td7c There are some power metal bands that does that
Me: *Trying to sleep*
The Mosquito in my bedroom at 3am: 1:39
UNDERRATED LMAOO
đđđ
0:00 Nuclear Assault
0:05 Dying Fetus
0:33 Limp Bizkit
0:37 System Of A Down
1:09 Judas Priest
1:27 Type O Negative
0:41 Dream Theater
1:53 Killswitch Engage
2:00 Rammstein
1:02 archspire
0:48 Eluveitie
0:55 Epica
1:15 Blind Guardian
SOAD and Type 0 are very accurate
I listen to nu metal, I donât think I can admit how accurate it is
I couldn't get over how accurate it was. Especially with system of a down lol
well it's really only accurate of limp bizkit
It was literally KoRn
@@hurtled64 I could only interpret that as a Serj impression lmao
Right?
We need more of those nu metal vocals lol. Fred durst wishes he could sound that majestic
I personally âstrongly dislikeâ everything about limp bizkit, and I would never call Fred the best vocalist of the genre of nu metal
Hukkum Khinda thatâs part of why I made Fred the joke lol
@@hukkumkhinda497 they got some catchy songs
@@hukkumkhinda497 I think Fred's vocals and lyrics are the main hindrance. Some songs like My Way or Take A Look Around are halfway OK and with better lyrics and vocals they would be total bangers.
Then there are songs like Hot Dog or Eat You Alive...đ€ą
He sounds like courage the cowardly dog tryna talk to his grandma
I love how going from "Traditional Metal" to "Power Metal" the only change was going from a gallop riff to straight 16ths đđ
triplets bro not 16 notes.. come on man
As somebody who is getting into Doom Metal, this is exactly what it sounds like
This is what I hear when I play a Lamented Souls album.
about the black metal one:
i actually heard the bass...
isn't recorded on a nokia...
i heard a clean riff...
-Doesn't sound like TV static
Doesn't have "corpse paint"
How the f*ck did you hear the bass
Damn you're right
@@UnknownBlackMetal Not quality
Jared Dines: *goes through the effort of writing lyrics*
Bradley Hall: "adubaduadudadauduaudaah"
Goes through effort?
Did I read that right?
0:33
@@happytomato1135 I didn't say alot of effort.
@@happytomato1135 As easy as they are, Jared did give an insight to the lyrical content. Bradley just screams random nonsense.
@@juanjoyaborja.3054 yeah but you can tell Jared's version is usually less satirical.
It's kinda impressive that he managed to play the whole Napalm Death in the Grindcore part
He played the entire napalm death discography in 7 seconds
0:33 As someone who thinks nu metal isnât heavy thisis incredibly relatable to how it sounds to me
Same with symponthinic metal
Everyone saying slipknot is heavy but honestly not thattt much
@No One well what bands would you recommend
Listen to helio- pain maker
@@octavianmaximus7898 just listened cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the sense of humour metalheads have lmao
No, only Bradley, his humor is unmatched đ
What does your pfp means? It looks sick
Lol appreciate it
Yeah right lmao metalheads are the most sensitive fucks out there
â@@nina-fu9dc that means: "is not"
Plot twist:
*this whole video was actually a prog metal song*
The video was good so, it didn't sucked so, it wasn't prog.
:O
too short for a prog metal song, it should have been at least 8 minutes long
Where's the 3 minute intro?
BRO u got me rolling with your comment lmao
I like how the grindcore segment had 3 ENTIRE grindcore songs played back to back.
Songs? Grindcore sets.
Thrash: Fast
Death: Drowning Polarbear
Black: Witch getting burned
Doom: Stepping on a lego brick
Deathcore: Pig
Nu: Every limp bizkit song
Prog: 9/13
Folk: River dancing
Symphonic: Nightwish
Tech Death: Death played by gojira
Traditional, Power and Hair Metal: YEAAAAAAAEAAEAAAAH
Gothic: Twilight
Jed: No jokes
Video game metal: What gamers listen to when they say they listen to metal
Grindcore: My brain at night
Metalcore: Mixed iron maiden and pantera
Industrial metal: Rammstein
Stoner Metal: The beatles if they played music in the 90âs
Folk metal killed me
GrimmGreen?! Damn man I haven't seen that name in a long time! You were my go to mod reviewer before I quit smoking
hyrule warriros
He had me at Thrash đ
@@coldramentpm1013 hehe
He looks so happy in that part lol
0:33 Sounds like if Courage the Cowardly Dog sang in Limp Bizkit
HAHAHAH YESSS
HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD
MAN WTF THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF
Lololololololol
Lmao
am i the only one who actually loved the riff in "prog metal"?
Yes
@@jratlo4420 No
1:41 when i get Up at 3am to plug in My phone and i step on a lego
Hey brad I think you need to turn up the gain on your mic, can barely hear your voice
*Mic clips into oblivion*
@@BradleyHallGuitar Dude you have serious issue with your mic, the sound sucks, ask for some help
@@mattmoves5920 its a joke
@Matt Moves r/wooooosh
@@purebloodghost8903 HAHA LE EPIC REDDIT MOMENT THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER BANANA FOR SCALE
0:34 Courage the Cowardly Dog when he tells Muriel about something scary
SO FUCKING TRUEE
Soooooo fuckin relatable man
YOU MADE ME CRY LAUGHING! LOL
Jesus man, i lol'd so hard
0:00 Municipal Waste
0:06 Dying Fetus
0:12 Darkthrone
0:18 Reverend Bizarre
0:26 Lorna Shore
0:33 Limp Bizkit
0:41 Dream Theater
0:48 Alestorm
0:55 Nightwish
1:02 Archspire
1:09 Judas Priest
1:15 Rhapsody
1:21 Guns N' Roses
1:27 Type O Negative
1:36 Napalm Death
1:42 Meshuggah
1:46 Guitar Hero
1:53 Bring Me The Horizon
2:01 Godflesh
2:09 Bongzilla
Which dying fetus song?
ââ@@ThePigeon358Die With Integrity around 1:53
or just literally any dying fetus songs because they all have the pig sounding vocals
1:28 was definitely type 0 negative lmao
Not Gojira for prog but Dream Theater
1:36 Pretty much he nailed the entirety of grindcore, especially the song length
Umm, you forgot progressive nu death core punk alt rock blackened folk funk metal, it's a pretty big deal...
Yeah the genre in all has around 10 monthly listeners on Spotify wtf why didn't he include this
Nah bro where's my death blackened rap alt symphonic thrash jazz
I was looking forward to seeing. Technical space grind blackened folk jazz deathened thrash slam rock. But unfortunately it didnt make the list
Tritone Gabriel đ
Donât forget about nu tech alt fusion deathened blackcore
âMy voice is so low I wanna roll you in butter baby and put you in my ham sandwichâ
Bradley Hall, 2020
"Yeah baby, my voice is so low and seductive. I wanna roll you in butter and put in ny ham sandwich "
Not gothic but if if you told me that was a line from "Squeeze me Macaroni" I'd probably believe you.
Zan Vass lmfao
That was damn sexy tho
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I love Goth metal, and you captured it perfectly
Sounded exactly like Moonspell to me!
0:12 As a Black Metal singer and guitarist i can say thats trve
0:32 - 0:41
*Rare footage of Fred Durst in his natural habitat*
Sounds like RATM too
@@boreal8631 Well it reminds me of Livinâ It Up by Limp Bizkit đ€Ł
Immediately thought of "break stuff" đ
@@CobaltLancer more like "Head to the barricade"
This was torture, thank you
actually that symphonic metal riff is glorious đł
What is the song's name?
1:08 DAMN that finger movement was amazing!
0:00 Whole antrhax discography
@Arihant Jain No, Municipal Waste's
Vio-lence in a nutshell.
Caught in a mosh in a nutshell
He ainât wrong
@@Max-el7zd if it was high pitched he might of pulled off nuclear assault
Black metal didn't use a Line 6 on insane behind a metalzone and an airplane headset microphone for vocals, come on now.
No table amp, not trve
also i can hear the bass
I used to be a bassist for a black metal band, I wasn't allowed to record anything... Or play anything... Come to think of it... Was I even in the band?
Re-recorded through a microwave
the sad thing is i use a line 6
Dude the tech death literally gave me chills. Guys just goofin off and made it sound beautiful.
As a younger sibling to a brother and stepdad who listen to metal, this is just so funny. I cant agree more with this video. I have been trying to differentiate the metal genres a little better and this video does the job perfectly
"It sounds all the same"
- mum
I hope the answer was "go back to kitchen"
0:48 Never knew Green Day was Folk Metal. đ
Folk metal.. folk dance.. folk music.. folk you. đđ
Thatâs what I thoughtđđ
@@frankcastle4715 No, folk you
Sounded like Green Day's Holiday a little.
@@abhijeetbhatt8505 yeah it does
2:10 PANTERA
You could not have been anymore spot on! Bravo!
He forgot Viking metal.
"Slaughter, steal, pillage, Odin!" (While waving axe)
He also forgot, sludge metal and post-metal.
@@76isthenumberofeverything76 And melo death while we're at it.
@@Incurafy Yea and melodic death metal too.
He already did Folk metal.
Viking metal is just a theme, not a subgenre.
Most viking metal bands are just Melodeath, power or folk bands with viking/Norse inspired lyrics.
"My voice is so low and seductive" I was hoping type 0 would make it
I love how 37 people, including myself, were probably the only people that were ton fans sought out this comment
Me in the university: Okay, so this is the first exam of the semester. I must not fail!
My brain: 0:48
i desperately need more of 0:41
me too
Spastic Ink - A Morning With Squeakie
Dream Theater - In The Name of God
1:28 - Type O Negative summed up
Bruh đđđ
Electronik supersonik
Lmao thatâs the first thing I thought of
Like number 100
@@dr._ronnie0 Congratulations
Imagine being this guy's neighbor and hearing 0:48 out of fuckin nowhere
Lmaaaooo
XDDDDDDDDDD
this man had so much fun making this
Loved the industrial metal lmao, well done mate
My favorite thing is that during instrumentals, prog shows are exactly the way you showed them, with James Labrie drinking backstage, nowhere to be seen.
@@BradleyHallGuitar I guess you didn't have a tambourine nearby.
2:00 The industrial metal is super accurate
These were so spot on! Including the brilliant facial expressions. Thank you for making me laugh!
This is amazing dude!
As a Death Metal fan, that was insanely accurate đ
Indeed
I hate to say it but shit actually sounded good.
@@gzmgavin0729 death metal got some insane breakdowns
I am not a death metal fan but l would love to listen death metal if l could understand one word of their lyrics . But , their instrumental will give any metalheads neck injuries .
Yeah
Thrash - driving on any road in russia
Death - after drinking too much coke
Black - 5 y.o. you when you try to make contact with a cat
Doom - when peeing hurts
Deathcore - pig
Nu - angry chicken
Symphonic - opera
Trad/power/hair - squeezing cat's testicles
Gothic - type o negative in a nutshell
Grind - boyz dicks when crush accidentaly touches their hand
Industrial - every rammstein song
Every Type O song: oh baby Iâll drink your blood from my goblet ohhhh yeah. And I fucking love it hahaha
Very accurate indeed.
I love how literally everyone in the comment section forgot about prog metal lol
Miss Stoner, bro
@@Miradorvideos Sleep bro)
I have never seen a description so good before,thx
Incredibly entertaining and informative thankyou for this
0:19 me waking up at 5am:
Also me, waking up at 3:30 am for work every day
Waking up on Monday
Bro the level of talent it actually takes to play something to parody so well that you capture the aspects of each individual genre while still making it comically over the top is out of this world. What a great way to start my morning lol
i just wanna say, i was sick when i was watching this. and some weird shit happens when something is really stupidly funny turns into me gasping for breath laughing when i am sick.
thank you for the entertainment bradley!
Brutal, hilarious, realistic and fraking awesome!! Extra points for the Twin Peaks tattoo.
0:33 courage the cowardly dog intensifies
Lma8ooo
As a Nu Metal fan, that part made me cry laughing.
I would like to hear something different, recommend the bands you like plis
@@blackwomb8761 Slipknot, Linkin Park and Mudvayne are the best nu-metal bands in my opinion,you should check them out
@@soldadoryanbr7776 actually nobody needs to like this subgenre to know these bands
@@blackwomb8761 I thought you were talking about the genre in general,so I recommended my top 3,If you want something more "underground" there's element eigthy
Same bro
The gollum appearence in the black metal section was totally unexpected, absolutely hilarious, and 100% accurate
i probably rewatch some of his videos like 5 times aweek
Kids in the front of the class:
Kids at the back singing: 0:33
Hahaha Stoner Metal FTW!
Yep
Pero que haces aqui Charlie ? :O
Bradley es la versiĂłn gringa de Charlie
@@Marcio_diaz versiĂłn peruana mi amigo
Uff charlie tremendo capo sigue asĂ eh Ădolo
0:26 AAGH I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A HUMAN LOOOOOL
I have alot of love for all of these genres but you certainly do them all justice! đ€đ€Łđ€
the industrial metal bit is criminally underrated in the comments lmao
I don't get it. Is the joke supposed to be about ministry using recordings as vocals?
@@figmentypigmentycrossertos1744 yeah, it's about using samples.
Well industrial just sounds like machines and factory type workings if I'm not mistaken haha but I love industrial shits dope
2:01 Where is that riff from please tell me!!!
@@Auscilius it's mostly about using samples
The pigđđđ
And the bad microphone clipping quality just adds to everything, I love this
These always cheer me up! It's so hilarious! Thank you.đ€
So fucking right on and of course HILARIOUS, thank you Bradley đ€
0:41 James LaBrie during Stream of Consciousness
The sample of the man talking and the repetitive riff is 100% industrial metal
The nu-metal one always sends me into a giggle fit.
The accuracy ! Lol i laughed so hard thanks đ
0:55 when I step on a lego
To true lmao
Beautiful lyrics. Truly moving stuff.
But no honestly your screams are kinda good, might wanna look into being a vocalist.
Also nice Pokemon theme you threw in there.
Huh I'd expect more people to catch that, but hey feels good to get it nonetheless
i love how the vocals were clipping like all hell but everything else sounded fine
You made my day bro
0:02 when He said awbubsjabahqoqbsvdwuqa. Bro. That was deep
0:00 every municipal waste song
lol
1:38 that one kid down the hall way
You can tell he enjoys making these videos so much
0:48 why does it sound like holiday by green day
Why do you think
Green Day + Flute = Korpiklaani
TRUE BAUAJUAHAHAHA
Same chord progression
This sounds a little bit like Africa by Toto, though. XD
I've been trying to understand the differences between genres for days and this is both helping and confusing me further lol
Update: i know the difference now, though itd be so hard to explain with words lmao
There are pretty drastic differences in vocal style, drumming, tempo, rhythm, riffing and even instrumentation. Just one example of the difference between death and black metal: the former uses downturned guitars playing dissonant riffs with heavy double bass drums and deep growls while the latter uses somewhat slower rhythms and heavy use of blastbeats with much simpler, tremolo picked style riffs and most importantly high pitched screeching rather than growling
Death Metal was inspired by bands such as Slayer and Death.
Hardcore was inspired by bands such as Terror and Biohazard.
Combines those two together and you get? Deathcore.
Death Metal riffs, Hardcore breakdowns, Guitar solos, Pig squeals, Gravity Blast, and Lots of Growls and Screechâs.
Yup⊠Hardcore Deathmetal.
If you need further assistance, then please ask anyone in the comments, thanks for asking for further assistance đđŒ
You perfectly encapsulated why I love thrash
Nice. I liked you on the MM and have enjoyed discovering your content. funny stuff. GOOD JOB
0:33 im deadđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"buy my tab book metal" lol
How did you manage to make it so accurate
Iâm equal parts annoyed and busting a gut! Very well done!! đ€
I love this a little too much. Beautiful! đ€đ»
1:03 well played Bradley ;)
Iâm a symphonic metalhead. That was too accurate lmao!
Prog metal drum solo always get me haha