Kate Beckensale is the only bad ass out of all of them...if you don't know how to talk to women its easy to get the others...but kate, I was impressed he pulled that. He did something right with that one.
Well, apparently he did make it. He's on Saturday Night Live, he was engaged to Ariana Grande, and he's working on the sequel to Suicide Squad. But because of his mental health and self-esteem issues, that's probably not good enough. In any case, he's better off now than he was when he made the joke about his life being over at 20.
xxGodx yeah I would say he is popular in a culture of imbeciles and sludge. I just watched something on some interview he did with some rap guy and he talked about cutting himself because he’s “sad”. FOH
@@larrycera9276 He suffers from PTSD because his firefighter father burned alive on 9/11. Hes also been diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and Borderline personality disorder.
Grÿmoda 009 you can have him cause us gringos don’t want him! His 15 minutes of fame are over . He should move to Puerto Rico actually great idea mi amigo! Viva la Pete en tu’ Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah lah lah lah lah lah
*I hate when people say that “nobody knew him before Ariana” he already had a fanbase from being on SNL. Did it get boosted when he got with Ariana? Of course it did, but to say that he was a nobody before her is just stupid.*
medical marijuana doesn't really make you high tho.. bc you're basically using 95% of cbd and 5% of thc (what makes you high) cbd is the medicinal component of weed not thc.
this is youtube did you seriously think nobody would realize you stole *HIS* joke? I literally came here from that video and this was in my recommended.
"i think about killing myself all the time but then i'm like oh walking dead is coming back i can live another 3 months" -me when my favourite band is going on tour or coming out with new music
If you haven't already; Check out Mitch Fatel, Nate Bargatze, Morgan Murphy Comics that helped me not kill myself. ha. Let me know if you got any recommends for me. -fellow standup fan
As much as i am NOT an Arianna fan, i need to thank her for putting Peter on my radar!! I really hope he finds some joy in his life! We are kindred spirits! I too suffer from ptsd and mental illness.
no he isn’t. What he said about Rachel mcadams is horrible. & joking that if his hypothetical wife was in the hospital & didn’t remember him, he would say “wrong room”. I can see why he’s not married
That movie was based off a substitute teacher I use to have all the time in Middle school and high school. Everybody loved her so she just kept coming back. Really awesome lady! And yes she did fall back in love with him :)
I've loved him on SNL since the "poolboy" Chad episode..... He's hilarious bc he always looks like he wants to crack up laughing excecpt for the Chad skits...
Pete "I can't talk to women"
Also Pete, dates: Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, and Kaia Gerber.
That's why he runs through them quick and has that many.... He can't talk to women
its called BDE brother
Kate Beckensale is the only bad ass out of all of them...if you don't know how to talk to women its easy to get the others...but kate, I was impressed he pulled that. He did something right with that one.
Thats dat money nigga
He's doing comedy right now... you must not have had a dad figure lol
This dude is just naturally funny. He could be serious and still make people laugh. It's a shame a lot of his skits get cut.
Then y r u here
I would like your comment but it has 420 likes and I don't want to ruin it
McMeme Supreme same so I'll just like your comment
@Narf his jokes are dark. he jokes that hes a nobody and he doesn't deserve the fame he has😂
He made fun of Robin Williams suicide note and said he was glad his dad died on 9/11 on some of his jokes so yah he can be dark
"No I have acne, we can't"
My new excuse for everything.
Fr
Yo
The way this aged
700th like
He really funny
"I moved out of my mom's house, I just turned 20, and uh it's over, I'm not gonna make it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 relatable
Well, apparently he did make it. He's on Saturday Night Live, he was engaged to Ariana Grande, and he's working on the sequel to Suicide Squad. But because of his mental health and self-esteem issues, that's probably not good enough. In any case, he's better off now than he was when he made the joke about his life being over at 20.
xxGodx yeah I would say he is popular in a culture of imbeciles and sludge. I just watched something on some interview he did with some rap guy and he talked about cutting himself because he’s “sad”. FOH
Omg, completely reminds me of my daughter!! Shes 21 and says she hates being an adult!!
@xxGodx and........
@@larrycera9276 He suffers from PTSD because his firefighter father burned alive on 9/11. Hes also been diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and Borderline personality disorder.
Pete looks like a character from Rick and Morty
iMoose which one?
Morty
He looks like the main dude from Big Mouth
iMoose H A N D S O M E
Dude totally
"I think about killing myself all the time and then im like ohhh the walking dead is back on"
Th4tHell Bender walking dead comes on in an hour , that hits to close to home
relate so much
Th4tHell Bender wtf😯
omg same lmao
Ok
“Yes I’m a 6 foot 3 Puerto Rican”
Insane Ender Boss you got 6’3 likes
MDGBAM ha
I don't get it at all. What's the joke?
@@antoniopabloquintanilla8145 I don’t get it either I just don’t I don’t even remember if there was a joke at all
As a Puerto Rican, we happily claim Pete Davidson as one of us with open arms.
Grÿmoda 009 you can have him cause us gringos don’t want him! His 15 minutes of fame are over . He should move to Puerto Rico actually great idea mi amigo! Viva la Pete en tu’ Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah lah lah lah lah lah
90sKidDCN bro shut up
@@davidneumann2705 Bro he has a movie coming out
90sKidDCN u say but he’s literally coming out with a new movie
I agree
the acne joke floored me
Same lol
"I'm between acnes".
His left eye feels the blunt more than the right
And his left nut feels your chin more than his right one.
*I would of find this funny if he didnt have crohn disease-*
Mint Berry Crunch man I cried for 15 minutes reading your comment 😂😂
@@miguelsalgado9940 and i took a shit for 15 minutes after writing it.
@@anioku_4375 and I would find you funny if you didn't have ass burgers.
"Alright son, when the time comes, whip it out and say what we gonna do about that"
Crios just heard it as I read
This was said by Bas Ruten on a tv show in gta.
This is a Jay mohr line from twenty year old O and A show
Bas Rutten
Somebody give him a Netflix stand up special
Shuvam Kashyap ah ok
Netflix is broke from paying Chapelle.
Yeah this guy is actually good unlike a lot of netflixcomedians
@@romanbellicc7221 *cough* Amy Schumer *cough*
theyre too busy making amy schumer stand up specials
“What are we gon’ do about this” OMG 😂😂
Ol' boy straight sounded like Denzel to. I spit drink out. Lmao.
Had me rollin'
I died😂
i have no idea why i'm so attracted to him but apparently this is how i'm gonna live my life now
"F." It.....roll w/ it.
Same 😂
elara having the same dilemma
elara he's mine bitch.
tog theking if there was a tape of him doing that i may watch it
*I hate when people say that “nobody knew him before Ariana” he already had a fanbase from being on SNL. Did it get boosted when he got with Ariana? Of course it did, but to say that he was a nobody before her is just stupid.*
@EMILY AMENDA ^
@EMILY AMENDA what is an Ariana Grande? A drink?
@A Z you alright?
@@giannipuface9441 It's a font.
@@giannipuface9441 maybe a town singer
"I can't even commit to an acne cream" lmao
he is stoned out of his mind
MaxY He needs weed to perform, he's in so much pain.
Yeah he has crohns disease
The truth i look like that but i be sober.
Only reals one noticed
Most likely, he very well might have been on other drugs as well. He had to go to rehab! I love him I hope he stays strong
No, I have acne, we can't. My favorite punchline in a long time
wait, i really dont get that one. someone please explain
@@partykrew666 watch the video
partykrew666 hereditary thing. Basically a poor excuse not to get married but it’s true
“No, I have acne” what a perfectly done punchline
I just found Pete Davidson's comedy, The guy is hilarious.
No. He is not.
Me too ~ gift of Coronavirus ~ so bored I watched enough youtube until I came across him
Marcelo Romero Yes. Yes he is.
@@marceloromero4515 he is pretty funny.
@@marceloromero4515 you’re right. In this conversation the only professional comedian isn’t funny
His laugh at the end hahaha
Michael Radford his laugh is what made that joke funny in my opinion
he is so high, hahaha
He needs to take medical marijuana, he has Crohn's Disease
he's off weed now
Andrew A he hasn’t smoked in awhile
This has 420 likes hahaha
medical marijuana doesn't really make you high tho.. bc you're basically using 95% of cbd and 5% of thc (what makes you high) cbd is the medicinal component of weed not thc.
“Son when the time comes just whip out and say what are we gonna do about that.”
I died laughing 😆
Hilarious
He looks like young Alan from two and a half men
omg you are right!
That's funny. He used to tell a joke about that.
lmao twist tf u doing here
He said that in another standup on Brooklyn when he was 17
this is youtube did you seriously think nobody would realize you stole *HIS* joke? I literally came here from that video and this was in my recommended.
Lol that joke about not wanting to get married didn't age well
yea well marry hot 45 milion dollars worth girl changed that
It aged perfectly you mean
@@jeniferjoseph9200 yeahh it really didn't 😂
בטט מודע not anymore
I guess she felt the same way about it lol
“What we gon do about this”😂😂😂😂😂
"I have a problem with wind" lmfao i feel you dude
All his jokes were too relatable. "I'm not gon make it... I'm mean look at me." 🤣
2017: I am not gonna make it....
2018: engaged to ariana f*cking grande
.... there is still hope for me
2014*
lxsaaa 1 this was 2014
lxsaaa 1 HAHA!!!
You know they did it for business like almost every other famous people flash relationship right?
What happend to him, was he depressed or something?
"i think about killing myself all the time but then i'm like oh walking dead is coming back i can live another 3 months"
-me when my favourite band is going on tour or coming out with new music
Knights Of Cydonia Me when I hear Lin Manuel Miranda is working on a new musical
Me when I hear MCR Is coming ba- oh wait never mind let me die lmao
Fuck I've been doing that for like four or five years now. Part of me hopes I run out of reasons
*Oh dark humour, how much I love you*
WUT?!? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S...... possibly...... A BLACK MAN?!?!? Gee, you must be one of those racists I've been hearing so much about lately.
@@-Twotonepony- 3 subcribers looking ass head bitch was nigga
C. Morgan tf did I just read
He looks like Melman, the giraffe from Madagascar movie 😂🤷🏼♀️
Ahahah faxxx
When the time comes whip it out and say," What we gon' do bout this." Gold👌
That's funny but it's also the perfect recipe for getting #metooed.
I'm 6'2", 150 lbs and I also have a problem with wind.
Josh Charles 6"8 150 pounds yes my friend the struggle is real 😂
I’m 6’7 155lbs, and wind’s am asshole sometimes, but it’s because I call it names. Fucking God’s farts!
I’m also 6’2” -150 lbs lol wtf
Jarvis McDoogle shit y'all are skinny lol Jk im 6"0 152
You guys think that's bad... I'm 6'0" and 125..
*he's funny but i feel weird laughing at his jokes because they're all so dark lmfaooo.*
@Frank Martinez are you okay
For real lol I feel like he’s not joking
Frank Martinez what are you fucking darth vader
@Frank Martinez mega evolved
Yes, its his only outlet though.
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RACE IAM" gotdamn that's hilarious!
I think he is pretty funny. his punchlines were kind of obvious, but he is alot better than alot of people
His timing is just so good that the content doesn't even need to be that funny for him to be funny
This is why he's great on SNL
what comic is great at 20? Give him time, I'm sure he'll have an amazing career....
ghaze420 Grwat input. No one cares.
You thought that "I can see my lips from here" was obvious?
Logic should do more stand up 🔥🔥🔥
hahaha, this comment was funnier than this dudes act
Yo I’m dead 😂💀
Did you know he's biracial
And you should make more unoriginal jokes🔥🔥🔥
(Even though it’s been a year)
Steps on stage and first thing he says is "YAAAAAAY" lmao
He looks like a young steeve-o doing comedy to afford rehab
"All miscellaneous in the face" I've been so depressed all morning and this made me laugh.
Sometimes i think of killing myself then i realize comics like him exist. lol
If you haven't already; Check out Mitch Fatel, Nate Bargatze, Morgan Murphy
Comics that helped me not kill myself. ha.
Let me know if you got any recommends for me.
-fellow standup fan
Talk about low standards
don't think so much...
:)
Jeremiah Fernandez IT gets better. You have a light within❤
“I don’t know how to talk to women very well”
A year later he’s dating Ariana Grande
I guess he learned how
Ava Rex *4 years later he was 20 here
and now he is banging kate backinsale!!
Turns money has better fatherly advice on dating women than fathers do.
@@-Twotonepony- she;s richer than him tho
rxp56 do you know what stand up comedy is? also, he’s bpd. self-aware. 😑
I’ve been binge watching him all night love Pete the most🤩❤️
He’s a great standup. Can’t wait to see more.
Man.... Just wow... Now I know why Ariana Grande is dating him.
Bruh its the jokes
palss 115 hahahah
Apparently he has 10 inch dick.
Blyzer don’t matter they done
Re-bounded with Kate Beckinsale. Ariana Grande to Kate Beckinsale. I know....wow.
Yo man, this guy killed that stage!!!! I really enjoyed this 😂😂😂👌
Shut up. He sucks.
Marcelo Romero ever heard of a thing called free speech?
His laugh at the end always gets me lmfao
It sounds there's like a laughing track playing after every punchline 😂😂
Katie Dunlap but there are no punchlines
Not hating, but he’s another mediocre Jewish comedian. Pretty soon we’ll be told he’s the funniest comedian since Seinfeld.
but he's hardly even half jewish
That's what I was thinking.
fridaymorning don’t matter
miscellaneous in the face HAHAHhaa
Truly a man after my own heart. Just love this guy to bits. His timing is impeccable.
“I have a problem with wind...” same bro... same.
Is he 6'3"?
Sk8 C yeah dude, guys fuckin tall
He doesn't look that tall on stage.
I was asking rhetorically guys. He said it a lot...
He also masturbates a lot and is not Puerto Rican
Fun fact
spongebobmx same here 🙋🏽♂️
Pete you're the best, I'm in between acne creams right now too!
"I don't even know what race I am."
As much as i am NOT an Arianna fan, i need to thank her for putting Peter on my radar!! I really hope he finds some joy in his life! We are kindred spirits! I too suffer from ptsd and mental illness.
"Okay just checking" lmao
damn, he got a lotta young Chappelle in his act
Thinking the same thing
Too much if you ask me.
Exactly
He’s so obviously stoned 😂
All he does is smoke 😂 of course hes high
Clearly, and on dope, pills, coke, everything
And depressed
"Even almost got married
And for Pete, I'm so thankful"
He's so cute
3:23 LOL that's literally me right there
I will tell anyone who listens that Pete Davidson is a comedic genius. There is no one like him. Freaking great!
Every time I see the thumbnail, I think he is wearing a cape.
He could replace Rami Malek at Mr Robot
Fernando Henríquez I GET RAMI VIBES AS WELL
Fernando Henríquez SNL did a Mr. Robot sketch with Pete haha
Fernando Henríquez
Nvr
Yeah, if someone took Rami and just stretched him out a bit Pete would be the result
he is so funny, and I like his shirt a lot 😂😂
Natalee Steele looks like Illuminati to me tbh
First set I ever saw of Pete. Talent!!
He's hilarious! I'm about to binge watch all his stand ups
His style of comedy is Dave Chapellesque (Chapelle's 90's and Early 00's standup). Lol it was pretty funny.
Could be, but Dave Chapelle is actually funny. This doper has limited longevity.
He's funny, one of my favorite SNL guys
Just popped up. Nvr seen a Pete Davidson stand up bit before. Loved it 😃
His Laugh at the end, always gets me
Pete is so majestic lol
no he isn’t. What he said about Rachel mcadams is horrible. & joking that if his hypothetical wife was in the hospital & didn’t remember him, he would say “wrong room”. I can see why he’s not married
Oh shit...I just finished watching something of his when he was younger and I didn't realize it was him until clicking on this video 😂
Christian Villarreal SAAAME
Christian Villarreal i
That movie was based off a substitute teacher I use to have all the time in Middle school and high school. Everybody loved her so she just kept coming back. Really awesome lady! And yes she did fall back in love with him :)
"I have a problem with wind.." LOL.. he's hysterical
His voice reminds me of mo from the simpsons 😂
"YAYYY" LOL FIRST SECOND AND IM DYING!!!
Well done, loved it!
Very Underrated 💯💯💪
He’s so handsome and hilarious, stellar combination
I've loved him on SNL since the "poolboy" Chad episode.....
He's hilarious bc he always looks like he wants to crack up laughing excecpt for the Chad skits...
I love him !!
He’s absolutely brilliant
I was sure that Pete was hugging a pillow in the thumbnail
Jas J are you stupid?
He looks like an ancient Roman in the thumbnail 😂
"I don't wanna get married"
A few weeks later
"Here's my fiance.."
Like dude really
This is from like 4 years ago lmao
Shut up who gives a fuck?
@@MossyRootz you
@@MossyRootz so hostile, you doing okay?
They’re just jokes for people who can relate. I don’t most of them are real.
that laugh at the end was just fucking hilarious "SORRY WRONG ROOM" lool
Awesome set
Lmao I’m actually 6’3 and Puerto Rican so I got a kick outta that bit 🤣
Lol
wait til 24 comes around. and then 27. just try not to Od
he's clean now. but yes agreed
Michael Pietrzak On weed? I believe that's what he does..
ummmm no, he was into much harder stuff than that until recently
love his standup
😂😂That laugh at the end gets me every single time
gawdamn, I just turned 20, yet Pete seems like he's 10 years older than me in this video.
it is about 7y old, soo...we were both 13 att😆
2:26 "What we gonna do about that"😂😂😂
Omg that laugh had me crying
Killing it with his cuteness!
i feel like he turns his anger towards stupidty and his sarcasm into humor .its funny the way he does i love it
“So what are we going do about this “ 😂😂
Hahahaha first few lines, already had me.
wow! just finishing at the 4:59 mark ... can't get enough of this guy! 😂😂😂