Using ONLY SLAYERS to save Athel Loren from the Elves.
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2024
- We're going to take Dwarf man Malakai and his merry band of Slayers to Athel Loren to save it from Elves before it's too late. Total War: Warhammer 3 Thrones of Decay action!
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"Why is a dwarf signature weapon an axe? Shouldn't it be pickaxes since they live in mountains?"
"Elves live in trees"
Axes are just pickaxes that we're flattened out...and sharpened
@Fernthe_plant This implies pickaxes aren't extremely sharp already
@Fernthe_plant no no, it's the other way around, they realized their axes just weren't fit for cutting stone so they narrowed the head, they were axes that were given picks
Axes and adze were originally used for hewing rock as well as wood, tools later evolved to become more specialized and efficient.
@@TsunamiWombat I know, I was just making a joke about the structure of the word pickaxe
"If Athel Loren wasn't meant to be cut down, then why did they made it so weak against Dwarven Axes?"
"Why is Athel Loren made out of Dwarven Axes material?" 😃
“If athel loren wasn’t meant to be burned to the ground, why are both the houses and the people so flammable?”
Filthy Dwarves🤢
🧝🏽♂️🧝🏼♀️💅🏼
Phil succeeded where Gotrek never did. What a chad.
A mighty Doom indeed, fighting the Everchosen
Phil succeeded twice. He managed to die and to fight Archeon.
I guess we can call him a DOOM seeker
Felix should still count. Since he an official legendary Dwarven hero, and is blessed by the Slayer God.
Doesn´t get more dwarfen than that.
Being a dwarf is not a physical state.
It is a state of mind.
" he is a dwarf! just a beardless one!"
"by grumni, what a cruel fate..."
Also he promised Gotrek he'd be his remembrancer and dwarfs take that sort of promise seriously. Felix ain't getting out of that without dying and even then I wouldn't put it past Gotrek to walk up to Nagash or Sigmar depending on who has Felix's soul and demand his friend back. And he'd probably succeed because by Grimnir he's Gotrek Gurnisson. He didn't survive the end times, the end times survived him.
@@RyugaruSenbi Gotreks main motivation during the AoS books has been to find Felix again. Since he was convinced that Felix was too good to die and become a Stormcast.
@@MyGreengecko my point exactly. The end of the bloody world couldn't break their bond. Gotrek and Felix are a package deal.
"I will make you into a snowman"
*Malekith starts trembling in fear*
For real, when I saw that video I realized I would like it if dead by daylight had another killer and survivor duo Grommbrindal (killer) Malakith (survivor).
Do you want to build a snowman?
@@maxdax530 Do you want to be a snowman*
@@maxdax530(Melkith sees a "snowman" Made out of drukari corpses while Grombrindal is beating down his door)
F for Phil... his intro got me every time.
F for Phil😞
Phil shall live in our hearts for eternity
F for Phil
Oi. Phil died what every Slayer dreamed of: dying a glorious death against a mighty foe.
F
Phil did his best and deservers to enter halls of his ancestors !
Certified Phil Granitehand moments:
6:38
9:02
11:25
Honorary mentions:
16:19
17:40
RIP Phil
o7
I feel like a Slayer dying in glorious battle against Archaeon is about the biggest win they could hope for.
Phil fulphilled his slayer oath. What a lad o7
Going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
"There's no Gotrek without Felix"
I mean, I think this is pretty true. I doubt he'd make it past the 2nd or 3rd novel without Felix, I guess.
He is still alive and kicking in AoS and sadly Félix isn't
Someone needs to record the doom's of like a thousand slayers
@@mathisbardou4717 in our hearts aos is not canon.
Spoiler but
Felix is dead unfortunately in the last set of books
@@3f4gs4sit's finally been confirmed ?
OH NOOOOO NOT PHIL GRANITEHAND
He got a mighty doom
@@marcelocardenas2799 he did :(, he will go down as the most valiant dwarf to have graced the planet
THAT'S.
A.
**GRUDGE**
Funny. I had a dnd character called Thaul Granitehand. Might rename a Slayer lord after him.😅
F for Phil. Never forget his sacrifice.
That’s going in the book till the end of time Archaon
Felix is an oath-keeper and dwarf-friend, good enough to be included in an dwarf army.
He's a worthy drengbarazi.
Do not cry for Phil be glad for he had met a worthy doom.
An elven massacre you say? Don't mind if i do!
Not just the men, but the women and children too
Phil Granitehand, a legend that one. May he ever feast at Grimnir's side.
Archaon has earned an entire new chapter in the Book for his transgressions!
This sold me on the dlc. Destroy elves, explode elves, burn elves, salt elf cities, raze elf architecture, vandalise elf settlements, annihilate elves!
Macerate elf babies, cruch elf babies, roundhouse kick elf babies
4:58 THAT GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BOOK
Phil fullfilled his skayer Oath.
Rest well brave dawi, you earned forgiveness
Phil lived a slayer and died a hero. Rest easy now, Granitehand, we will remember you.
6:51 "the fun never starts" 😂
We need a part two, where Malakai and the boys take the fight to the chaos wastes. JUSTICE FOR PHIL!
F for Phil Granitehand, his oath is now fulfilled.
Phil died a glorious death, may he rest in the halls of Grimnir.
"Ph" in the chat for Phil
F for Phil. The real MVP of the run.
4:56 I'm just gonna bookmark this so i can always refer back too the most perfect " hue hue" posted too CZcams too date
0:17 Grognee Firebeard took the Slayer oath after getting his nads trapped in a dwarfen contraption, and never sounding the same since.
F for Phil... Behind every Long Victory lies that one favorite General that we couldn't save. 🎖️
Phil needs to be the next free dlc legendary lord, if not, it's going in the book!
Avenge the fallen, AVENGE PHIL!!!!
F for Phil his time with us was cut far too short.
0:50 feels like a reference to tariff's grombrindal song about making Malekith into a snowman xD
Love the Guy Ritchie intro for Phil every time he shows up 😂
F Phil, forever in our hearts
F for Phil Granitehand.
That's a grudgin'.
Phil Granitehand is truly the legendary character of warhammer total war
The Dwarf's signature weapon is the axe, for good reason. Can't cut down trees with hammers now, can we?
Oh ye of little faith
The cuts, clips and jokes in this video were especially awesome 😂😂 love the ocean's11 callback
Phil Granitehand's little VT cracked me up.
"There is no Gotrek without Felix."
...
Slayers with anti-infantry make me so happy. Seriously considering starting an Ungrim campaign for a slayer focused campaign. It won't be nothing but slayers since I want some armored units to send in first to soak up the missile damage, but I definitely want to play a dwarven campaign that's not focused on being in a box or corner camping the entire time.
Was NOT expecting the Snatch theme to start playing. Sent me.
Phil Granitehand made me laugh a little too much. I may have even let out a bit of wee! 😂
Aye, now this is a proper video. Dawi killing Wutelgi? Life is good
I love all the Snatch references in your videos. I've always felt Guy Ritchie was an under appreciated director. Great work as always, Zerk!
I really want Zerk to do one of these vids as an elf faction, just to be amused by the identity crisis that would ensue.
I heard "ROCK AND STONE!" the entire video.
ROCK AND STONE!
@@Felenx ROCK AND STONE
ROCK. AND. STONE.
@@louiscarlhalle Come on guys. Rock and Stone!
Well we all know the best way to deal with a tree is an axe.
Man, your jokes and humor are always on point for me. I leave all your videos having cracked at least a smile or a giggle. Thanks my brother.
this campaign sounds like an absolute riot
Getting a beard ad is quite fitting
5:51 "Thank yo Garagrim, very cool"
The all slayer army is perfect. Watching them march across half the map to get to wood elfs made me laugh. I'm surprised they didn't swim the ocean to get to Ulthuan. Well done.
Been waiting for you to do an all slayer army, no better time than now.
phil granitehand was a fun aspect to this video
I always love your "can i beat the game with X only." My favorite being the zomboy one.
lol that the fun never starts line got me good 🤣
The fun never starts line made my sides hurt from laughing
Scheiße, they got Phil! That goes in the book.
Love your commentary Zerk, always get a good chuckle out of these. :D
F for Phil, the absolute madlad - died a hero.
Fun watch as alway Zerk.
F for Phil. Rest in peace trooper.
at least phil went out doing what he loved, killing
“My heart is rotten with hatred of dwarfs!”
-Durthu
For anyone curious the oak of ages is kind of like a mini vortex. It absorbs free magic in the air sealing it in its magic acorns.
By cutting down the OOA the Dawi have unintentionally accelerated the end times and increased the amount of demons in the world.
Phil was the true hero in this story and he will be forever missed
The video was a treat as always. I didn't expect the chuckles though and for some reason that really got me. 😂
Now we just need Snorri and Max and we got the whole gang
This Video is just awesome. Laughed so often and so hard.
We needed more Phil, rest in peace Phil.
Excellent video! I can't wait for the DLC to be released.
Dwarves: "Even in death, a Slayer's spirit seeks vindication and glory." 🥰🪓
Empire: "Courage and steel, the hallmarks of every true son and daughter of the Empire." 🤗⚔
Nurgle: "The cycle of decay and renewal is Nurgle's eternal dance. Join the festivity of life and death."😑🤢
The death of Phil will remain in THE BOOK until every chaos warrior in the wastes lies dead!
Remember Phil, nvr 4get
I loved the "scheiße" 5:20, it warmed my cold german heart
Love the work you put in man. ❤
F for Phil Granitehand, best dead dwarf
This was my favorite quick-play so far.
If there’s one thing we need it’s a Guy Richie themed playthrough 😂
Thank you, Zerkovich, for all your work :)
Bunch of Slayers on adventure sounds like me and the boys on our way to heavy metal concert😂😂😂
Rest well Phil .... You've brought honor to us all! /Cry
holy hell that "Scheisse" is the best scheisse i ever heard and im bloody german
Felix is an honorary slayer.
F for Phil, a more successful Slayer than Gotrek.
Azazel came at us from behind!
Well yeah! Of course he would!
this is your best video. so funny. nice work brother.
I really love the little unprompted GORRIIIICCHHH!!! and Phil Granitehand *disco-funk plays* little cuts, they never get old for some reason. Around 16min+ you didnt do one for Phil and I was sad.
Oh no Phill...................
1:47 "people of the commonwealth"
Now im gonna play Chaosbane as a Slayer
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? IT'S A FUCKING THUNDERBARGE!!!!
I get doing Malakai because he's new....but Ungrim would have been a great fit for this concept.
4:55 an unexpected giggle also for me, but a welcomed one!
3:51 - J.R.R Tolkien was a huge Warhammer fantasy fan!
There's plenty of his TikToks that prove it!
@@l0rf I don’t willing download Chinese Malware to my phone!
@@Astroman10 I don't have the app either, I was making an anachronism joke building on your joke about Tolkien and Warhammer.
@@l0rf lol whoops! Not going to lie, I thought this was a reply to a different comment of mine! My bad!
@@Astroman10 It's cool, I would have an equal reaction to someone suggesting I look at that cesspool of an app ;)
Max schreiber ans snorri nosebiter heros are what we need now
Raise a glass for Phil!! Or 2, the true hero of this story!!
Great video mate, really enjoyed it. Thanks
Wait, Malakai is a playable lord now? Oh man, I want to play Total War: Warhammer just for that. THE SPIRIT OF GRUNGNI IS IN THE GAME TOO?!
Felix is a Dwarf friend so he can stay.
I'm ready for some rat ogre army decimation!
"stiffen up on the choke points, and beat them off." I died laughing for like 30 min this is why i watch this channel
only a dwarf can hold a grudge against a tree
Felix is the warding charm for Gotrek.
"the fun never starts" is a damn fine line