Neel Kolhatkar - Why Indians and Asians Think They're Black.

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  • @hyperftw7957
    @hyperftw7957 Před 7 lety +2685

    im indian and until i moved to australia i didnt think i was black, here everyone called me black so i was like 'oh im black now'

    • @slick571
      @slick571 Před 7 lety +45

      FRU1T5ALAD What ? Indians are like slightly darker I dont get it, maybe hungarians are some of the least racist..

    • @jeanh500
      @jeanh500 Před 7 lety +49

      as an Australian (in sydney), no-one I know consideres Indian people black. where are you based?

    • @Ayesha_5782
      @Ayesha_5782 Před 7 lety +2

      Hyper Ftw

    • @JonasSkillsHD
      @JonasSkillsHD Před 7 lety

      Hyper Ftw haha

    • @pij6277
      @pij6277 Před 7 lety +48

      Szlovencsák János Our skin color changes according to geography. check out Indians in hilly areas or colder places. you will get it.

  • @MZGURL1
    @MZGURL1 Před 8 lety +2094

    'We're all straight out of commerce and medical degrees' LOL

    • @ImBsal
      @ImBsal Před 7 lety +70

      & Engineering

    • @arnavroy3383
      @arnavroy3383 Před 6 lety +1

      MZMARIA hey ,you're pretty ❤

    • @kumarneelotpal7924
      @kumarneelotpal7924 Před 6 lety +9

      Arnav Roy thirsty much? It is a two year old comment. Damn.

    • @DrHardlyKummsz
      @DrHardlyKummsz Před 5 lety +9

      @@arnavroy3383 who the hell uses CZcams as a dating app?

    • @samyaknagori4909
      @samyaknagori4909 Před 5 lety +10

      @@DrHardlyKummsz everything is a dating app if you are desperate enough.

  • @Theforsaken7
    @Theforsaken7 Před 8 lety +1207

    You're a hero now neel, we look up to you.....
    Oh dear God help us

    • @unemfan6694
      @unemfan6694 Před 8 lety +73

      Why are you looking up at him, are you neeling?

    • @Theforsaken7
      @Theforsaken7 Před 8 lety +9

      semaj appleseed yes, only the chosen are allow to stand

    • @itsallboutme22
      @itsallboutme22 Před 8 lety

      +semaj appleseed hahaha

    • @JustinJetZorbas
      @JustinJetZorbas Před 8 lety

      +Melissa Bentley Appleseed?? xD

    • @RickyPro888
      @RickyPro888 Před 8 lety

      +Justin Jet Zorbas no thats the name of Semaj Appleseed! OMG WHY DID YOU SAY dickson!?

  • @abrahamkasiano7555
    @abrahamkasiano7555 Před 8 lety +1008

    "You did it bro"
    Hahahahha

  • @witchplease9695
    @witchplease9695 Před 8 lety +181

    I'm black and I dont use "black mannerisms". There is a difference between black and what is considered "ghetto".

    • @shaetatlock6321
      @shaetatlock6321 Před 8 lety +17

      +Des He is from Australia, we are less likely to see middle class black america compared to rappers and that sorta shit!

    • @whitney-margeauxgurley942
      @whitney-margeauxgurley942 Před 8 lety +4

      +Des cringing at all the sterotypes. ugh. #notfunny

    • @goodearl
      @goodearl Před 8 lety +21

      +Des This certainly rubbed me the wrong way too. Insulting blacks to make a joke about the differences between Asians and Whites is lazy, unintelligent and certainly not funny.

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 Před 8 lety +2

      Knob Jockey​ Get back underneath your bridge, troll. 

    • @Dattebayo04
      @Dattebayo04 Před 8 lety +3

      Amen

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 Před 8 lety +835

    Dat Chris Tucker impression

  • @TVTShindi
    @TVTShindi Před 5 lety +558

    Real Indians are not fools to download games. We crack them.

    • @taiwoolaleye6333
      @taiwoolaleye6333 Před 4 lety +11

      @RagingThunder bro, you don't know how shitty the game industries treat their workers, supporting isn't you supporting the dev, but some fat ass who knows nothing about games, its why there are loot boxes in games

    • @daakuredpanda5782
      @daakuredpanda5782 Před 4 lety +7

      @RagingThunder Do you see the price of software? When I got my first computer in India, we were poor and the cost of windows was more than the computer itself! WTF? How the fuck is linux and android free then? So now I only use android, but here everyone uses pirated windows. How the fuck is Microsoft so rich then? Coz they have bloated prices and they would loot any money they can from their customers. The users can also look after their interests then.

    • @tanaychowdhury1589
      @tanaychowdhury1589 Před 4 lety

      Corepacks team???

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 4 lety

      @TheBeybladeSport tf did you mean nigga?

    • @legendarybeast44
      @legendarybeast44 Před 4 lety +1

      @@taiwoolaleye6333 no dude that ain't true !! My bro is a game dev in Japan with forum software. He said that his job can't get any better! And please purchase games or don't post that you don't buy them.. *saying this for your own sake*

  • @omaramer7022
    @omaramer7022 Před 5 lety +1052

    You look like a Walmart Zayn Malik

    • @moniecaroline
      @moniecaroline Před 5 lety +4

      booty call911 😂😂😂😂☠️

    • @Imansportfolio
      @Imansportfolio Před 5 lety +16

      booty call911 Daniel Radcliffe x zayn malik

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 Před 4 lety +2

      So do most Pakistanis.

    • @sarabarnard725
      @sarabarnard725 Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrALenCar321 www.indiatimes.com/news/world/pakistani-men-are-third-on-the-worlds-sexiest-list-indians-arent-even-on-it-232444.html sweetheart here are some articles from indian times and he is not pakistani he is indian go buy some burnol 😂

    • @shahidchaudhary52
      @shahidchaudhary52 Před 3 lety

      Omg 😂 😂 😂

  • @ladhkay
    @ladhkay Před 5 lety +282

    LMAO this guy. As an Indian origin American this guy is so spot on with most things. I grew up with biggie, eminem, dre dre, 21 savage, kodak black, etc...but ofc I'm a banker in my day job x.x

  • @Andrewx4
    @Andrewx4 Před 5 lety +95

    0:54 Apu is a great role model, he's polite, hardworking and a good dad. Certainly a better role model than Homer

  • @Wanderlust89
    @Wanderlust89 Před 8 lety +211

    He made a good point about the second generation confusion. Many second generation non residents either relate to their roots in their home countries or completely distance themselves from the same. Their decision is mostly affected by their upbringing instead of an independent personal choice. Moreover, in some cases it robs them off a bit of their self esteem if they cannot trace their roots/cultural heritage and they look in all the wrong places to find the same.

    • @morningsun10
      @morningsun10 Před 5 lety +16

      Second gen people are actually foreigners for Indians as the country and culture they are born into and were brought up is definitely not Indian. So their mindset, thinking etc is similar to the culture they are born into rather than their parents culture

    • @hman6159
      @hman6159 Před rokem

      Ah

  • @FBicoolshaman
    @FBicoolshaman Před 8 lety +351

    IT workers by day gangsters by night AHAHAHAHA

  • @priyamathias1762
    @priyamathias1762 Před 7 lety +113

    i'm an Indian girl and i literally don't hate black people. They be so beautiful 😊

    • @adityashukla7849
      @adityashukla7849 Před 5 lety +21

      They don't like useless feminist, auto beautified faces and slabs of make-up.

    • @Super122891
      @Super122891 Před 5 lety +31

      Black man here.. and we love Indians 😍

    • @SellingSouls
      @SellingSouls Před 5 lety +5

      Beautiful? Lmao. Funny joke.

    • @rawyouout
      @rawyouout Před 5 lety +5

      Priya Mathias last part sounded so forced

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 Před 5 lety +1

      @@adityashukla7849 well that is mew generation women for you😅😅😅

  • @im9550
    @im9550 Před 7 lety +143

    I never really gave a fuck about who had my skin color or my gender when I looked up to people. For my first couple of heroes I didnt even know their skin color or it was green.

    • @audreyeverett3301
      @audreyeverett3301 Před 7 lety +8

      im IKR?!

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 Před 6 lety

      im I'm latina and my first real life hero (real first one was Goku) must have been Morticia from the Addams family XD

    • @SandwichDoctorZ
      @SandwichDoctorZ Před 6 lety

      Haitani (sees latina... mentions Goku)... Be my waifu please? (Not really lol but Yo soy gusta. Necessitas Hombre? My spanish sucks lol)

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 Před 6 lety

      Andrew Smith AHAHAHAHA ...no
      😂

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 Před 6 lety

      David Monks yeah I was more speaking about the skin colour ... Yeah maybe latina wasn’t right maybe ....mixed skin colour?! 🤔 strange description

  • @MyRandomLife247
    @MyRandomLife247 Před 8 lety +200

    His Chris Tucker impression was on point XD.

  • @jasonyoung4529
    @jasonyoung4529 Před 7 lety +78

    Why are people taking this so seriously it's a joke calm down?

  • @Dagaleeoromo
    @Dagaleeoromo Před 8 lety +430

    I'm black and I don't use ''black mannerisms''. Ghetto does NOT equal black, and vice versa. It's so tiring seeing this stereotype everywhere. The black people in pop culture are usually rappers. Rap / hip-hop culture uses more of the ''black mannerisms'' he described.

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 Před 8 lety +19

      Thank you.

    • @sanvadaya
      @sanvadaya Před 8 lety +107

      Neel is from Australia not USA. We don't have many black people here. So most Australians don't know about middle class black culture. "ghetto culture" is what is portrayed in the media. What he said was Asians and Indians try to emulate them.

    • @theterribleterroja
      @theterribleterroja Před 7 lety +12

      anyone can be a racist, regardless of political ideology

    • @NSpam-gp4uh
      @NSpam-gp4uh Před 7 lety +2

      D.Y. Well you didn't need to say vice versa, when something equals something or already goes both ways, but that's off topic

    • @NSpam-gp4uh
      @NSpam-gp4uh Před 7 lety +1

      D.Y. I agree btw

  • @southernmalwaplateau8538
    @southernmalwaplateau8538 Před 6 lety +38

    "IT workers by day, Gangsters by night"😂😂

  • @jaiwoolf7220
    @jaiwoolf7220 Před 7 lety +281

    Dude Raj is by far the best with woman

  • @crayolaclouds2696
    @crayolaclouds2696 Před 7 lety +63

    I looked up to Storm from X-MEN when I was a kid and I'm paler than the goddamn moon. I still look up to her, she's an amazing person and has the best powers

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 Před 5 lety +1

      You can only look up to people who are the same race/ethnicity and gender as yourself.

    • @lauraleesonlytear3044
      @lauraleesonlytear3044 Před 5 lety +1

      @@A-Dubs398 not true 🙄

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 Před 5 lety +2

      @@lauraleesonlytear3044- It's a joke. Just making fun of Liberal Logic.

  • @RiyaAdvani7
    @RiyaAdvani7 Před 2 lety +10

    This is so true. I was in US for 2 years and as an indian girl, I got bullied so bad there, I had to come back to India. Worst year of my life. Good thing I came back too or I wouldn't be alive rn.

    • @ankitnarayan31
      @ankitnarayan31 Před 2 lety

      Which state were you in lol? I'm living in Texas for around 4 years and had never faced any racial discrimination.

    • @RiyaAdvani7
      @RiyaAdvani7 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ankitnarayan31 Massachusetts. Boston to be specific. My aunt lives there. And it's not necessary for every indian to have the same experience u had. And there's nothing funny about bullying. Idk why u found that funny.

    • @RiyaAdvani7
      @RiyaAdvani7 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ankitnarayan31 the alive thing was a lil dramatic. But I hadn't experienced bullying that bad before. So I'll forgive myself.

    • @ankitnarayan31
      @ankitnarayan31 Před 2 lety

      @@RiyaAdvani7 Boston is a college town filled ith lots of edgy teens who think bullying is cool, so that might be the case. These things are worse in california which I left with my whole heart.

    • @Typinggibbon
      @Typinggibbon Před rokem

      That's horrible. Casca was the best tomboy.

  • @KILLABAZINGA708
    @KILLABAZINGA708 Před 8 lety +63

    I gotta say neel your stand up is getting so much better

  • @beatrizaraujo6446
    @beatrizaraujo6446 Před 6 lety +15

    I love the way this guy plays with racial stereotypes. It`s so true kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. As a brazilian, we also don`t see ourselves in western media, so the closest thing we have are mexicans, that are TOTALY DIFFERENT OF US IN CULTURE. It`s like east asians and south asians.

  • @jass1794
    @jass1794 Před 8 lety +366

    its funny to see how indian accent is made fun of, just imagine what will happen if world started speaking some other language? maybe then english speakers will calm down

    • @thewhatorwhy
      @thewhatorwhy Před 8 lety +5

      What do you mean?

    • @legendarysixsamurai-shien402
      @legendarysixsamurai-shien402 Před 8 lety +17

      Ok Gupta lmaoooo

    • @agoel6223
      @agoel6223 Před 7 lety +5

      preach!

    • @theholypopechodeii4367
      @theholypopechodeii4367 Před 7 lety +54

      I am Indian that was born in Australia and I can tell you we make fun of white people who try to speak hindi, but just like how white people tease people with an Indian accent, it is just teasing and nothing more.

    • @pushpakmali4464
      @pushpakmali4464 Před 7 lety +3

      we even make fun their English accent

  • @bucketheadkfc
    @bucketheadkfc Před 8 lety +240

    India is an Asian country... The title should be "Why Asians and Asians Think They're Black" haha.

    • @firstaid1883
      @firstaid1883 Před 8 lety +39

      +William Gilliam americans dont consider indians as asians

    • @bucketheadkfc
      @bucketheadkfc Před 8 lety +2

      Boom Box I know

    • @adi_1o1
      @adi_1o1 Před 8 lety +33

      +Boom Box
      lol, we know ... Americans consider the Americans as Indians.

    • @Aurora-yo7xm
      @Aurora-yo7xm Před 8 lety

      haha yeah bruh:)

    • @askiasabur381
      @askiasabur381 Před 8 lety

      +William Gilliam lol

  • @amwoww65
    @amwoww65 Před 8 lety +204

    he's the new generation Russell peters

    • @firstaid1883
      @firstaid1883 Před 8 lety +9

      +amwoww65 less funnier

    • @firstaid1883
      @firstaid1883 Před 8 lety

      Altair Ibn-La Ahad
      thats why he is more popular than peters

    • @akshatghoshal6098
      @akshatghoshal6098 Před 5 lety

      Amrith Nagaraj Drumming he's dumb af.. a conservative can never succeed

    • @rawyouout
      @rawyouout Před 5 lety +1

      Amrith Nagaraj Drumming never will be Russell Peters

    • @saadia4009
      @saadia4009 Před 5 lety

      RP is a load of shite

  • @evileddy9844
    @evileddy9844 Před 7 lety +24

    The ethnically ambiguous Daniel Radcliffe.

  • @LewMinatti
    @LewMinatti Před 8 lety +15

    Um, anyone notice a shocking resemblance to Russell Peters' joke?
    "Ryan go clean your room."
    "Fuck you, bitch!"
    'What am I going to do with him?"

  • @manny3095
    @manny3095 Před 7 lety +100

    Why do you have to look up to someone from your skin colour? I look up to musicians who are white and it doesn't affect me.

    • @kaidoHashiriya
      @kaidoHashiriya Před 7 lety +1

      right

    • @fatimaisra9143
      @fatimaisra9143 Před 7 lety +3

      Good point

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 Před 7 lety +8

      Manny Singh I looked up to Aladdin and I'm black

    • @CPLTarun
      @CPLTarun Před 7 lety +15

      Ya I never understood that. All my life as a kid watching inspiring cartoons, shows, and movies I never once thought I needed an Indian guy to look up to. I think you're taught to miss that kind of thing, it's not inherent.

    • @suroj
      @suroj Před 7 lety +1

      Manny Singh exactly!!
      I feel you have Asian one comedians like this because that's what the promoters demand. It's easier to typecast and promote.

  • @eternaldragonoid9979
    @eternaldragonoid9979 Před 7 lety +16

    Only people outside of western societies don't have a clue why Indians are not called Asians. It's to differentiate between asians and brown people.

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 Před 7 lety

      These names have been established. Indians are brown/Indian. "Orientals" are called Asians.

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 Před 7 lety

      And if by correct terminology you mean brown and Asian, then yes. Otherwise, you are in complete denial and living in your own bubble under a rock.

    • @SS-bw6cn
      @SS-bw6cn Před 7 lety

      Eternal Dragonoid Asians are Indians too there is no race such as Asia Lol

    • @SS-bw6cn
      @SS-bw6cn Před 7 lety +2

      Eternal Dragonoid Only white small brains calls orientals asians

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 Před 7 lety

      Oh my god have you even been to the west?

  • @seventhuser904
    @seventhuser904 Před 5 lety +16

    He triggers a lot of People. Thats why I like him. Great Going Neel.

  • @itsbreology5966
    @itsbreology5966 Před 6 lety +11

    "IT workers by day, Gangstas by night, woop!" Literally just cried/screamed. I've gotta meet this guy one day

  • @devg8417
    @devg8417 Před 5 lety +10

    The accents on the rush hour characters deserves a standing ovation.

  • @rikumachida4811
    @rikumachida4811 Před 6 lety +17

    I'm Japanes (East Asian) so I have the whole Simpsons family to look up to.

  • @tomatoisasquishyfruit
    @tomatoisasquishyfruit Před 7 lety +229

    He is deliberately being politically incorrect. That's his theme in other videos too. And it's good that he triggers a lot of fruitcakes.

    • @fatimaisra9143
      @fatimaisra9143 Před 7 lety +5

      Tom why would it trigger anyone ,(his other content)

    • @TheHemzTube
      @TheHemzTube Před 7 lety +4

      Fatima Isra cause this dood is anti PC

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean Před 7 lety +3

      Tom no comic strives to be pc. if ur biggest compliment for him is hes not pc means ur supporting an unfunny hack.

    • @tovarisch3039
      @tovarisch3039 Před 7 lety +11

      You can always count on a simp with a name like Tom to turn anything into a sociopolitical issue.

    • @brandononuzulike3314
      @brandononuzulike3314 Před 6 lety

      TheHemzTube 😂

  • @davidp3137
    @davidp3137 Před 8 lety +45

    This put a smile to my face ;)

  • @MzVanessaz
    @MzVanessaz Před 8 lety +3

    funny, but informative.
    love when youtubers address serious issues in comedic ways

  • @Ronakvevo
    @Ronakvevo Před 8 lety +38

    it would be great if you livestream your standup comedy

    • @R3dhawk95
      @R3dhawk95 Před 8 lety +7

      +Ronak Dhingra the majority of his money comes from doing standup shows so I doubt he'd livestream

    • @Ronakvevo
      @Ronakvevo Před 8 lety +1

      if he can get money through livestreams then it would be good

  • @alitahir5904
    @alitahir5904 Před 7 lety +4

    Great work on the standup Neel

  • @xiaomuful
    @xiaomuful Před 8 lety +2

    Neel, you're undeniably the funniest guy out! Love your work man!

  • @takeawaythai
    @takeawaythai Před 8 lety +9

    Do a show in Sydney!

  • @juliusdaviesd
    @juliusdaviesd Před 5 lety +5

    I completely agree with him, it’s true. I’m an Indian who grew up in the gulf (aka Middle East) in the 80s and 90s. That wasn’t even America and we still identified more with black culture. We were all like yo, dawg, hollah, word up, represent, you know it .. etc 😂

  • @SpicyJ81
    @SpicyJ81 Před 8 lety

    this is awesome! great work! !!

  • @johanmuntzing6495
    @johanmuntzing6495 Před 8 lety +1

    Haha, this guy is awesome! Keep it up and good luck

  • @user-pl8xc4fv8q
    @user-pl8xc4fv8q Před 7 lety +13

    I'm so confused, why was this recommended to me 😂

  • @andrepicar2316
    @andrepicar2316 Před 7 lety +6

    Being a filipino seeing this.... hearing some tourist foreigners calling us indians.... #MyIdol

  • @ariban
    @ariban Před 7 lety

    I've just been introduced to your work..love it...

  • @CrispyHulk1
    @CrispyHulk1 Před 8 lety +1

    This is true. Keepin' it real Neel

  • @jovansahota9206
    @jovansahota9206 Před 7 lety +3

    It's true, it's been like this for me, I absolutely love hip-hop, despite being from and living in UK. I'd even choose it over grime.

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause Před 11 měsíci +3

    It has always befuddled me, as an Indian myself, why anyone would want to emulate Black culture. Apu, from the Simpsons, was an independent business owner, who raised a large family and never abandoned them. Raj, from the Big Bang theory, had a PhD in one of the most challenging subjects at a university- physics. Even though Apu and Raj are intended to mock Indians, they still represent something far better than what most Black men achieve. Apu's fidelity to his wife and kids, along with his indubitable spirit as a business owner, puts him leagues ahead of most Black men, who do not own businesses and who abandon their families. Black families rank among the highest in single motherhood. Raj achieved high academic accolades, and is respected in his field, while most Black men perform poorly in academia relative to other minorities, and have the highest incarnation rates in the world. I would rather be Raj or Apu any day over a typical Black man.

  • @ausraider
    @ausraider Před 8 lety +1

    I seen you on a Foxtel ad on the comedy channel a little while back. 👍🏿👍🏾👍🏽👍🏼👍🏻👍 stepping up in the world mate.

  • @laa4312
    @laa4312 Před 5 lety

    oml i just discovered ur channel and this is AMAZING i love it keep making such great videos ahhhh!!!!

  • @pranabmehrishi9570
    @pranabmehrishi9570 Před 6 lety +5

    Indians are Asians too, the title doesn’t make sense!

    • @pranabmehrishi9570
      @pranabmehrishi9570 Před rokem

      @Chrris Hanson Love it when a white man tries to explain my own race to me.

  • @ektamishra2702
    @ektamishra2702 Před 7 lety +7

    we're all straight out of commerce and medical degrees

  • @p.taylor981
    @p.taylor981 Před 7 lety

    i just found your channel, and i am so happy to have.

  • @carlosacabrera294
    @carlosacabrera294 Před 7 lety

    Very good Neel! Congratulations! Regards from Argentina.

  • @ChanelleFT
    @ChanelleFT Před 8 lety +5

    @2:55 Brampton, Ontario -____-

  • @ItsMe-xt1bi
    @ItsMe-xt1bi Před 5 lety +5

    Chris tucker was awesome bro

  • @TheLineCutter
    @TheLineCutter Před 8 lety +1

    Neel may just be the new comedy-Jedi ;) 'I feel the force is strong in this one'.

  • @PeetiBrooking
    @PeetiBrooking Před 8 lety

    I LOVE YOU NEEL!!! Come to New Zealand again please!!!!!

  • @PH03N1CS
    @PH03N1CS Před 5 lety +7

    IT workers by day, gangsters at night 😆😆😆

  • @TVTShindi
    @TVTShindi Před 5 lety +13

    Any Indian here, please tell me who the hell has that accent. Like really? Every comedian copies one tone yet till now I have never heard 1 Indian who speaks like that. And I am Indian who has lived in all Parts north east south and west. Not 1 bloody Indian. Never.

    • @bibiibi1030
      @bibiibi1030 Před 5 lety +5

      Indian here. It's a stereotype.

    • @jayjunior5801
      @jayjunior5801 Před 5 lety +1

      It's just comedy bro lol stereotype like Asian accent etc

    • @dalalala21
      @dalalala21 Před 4 lety

      trust me, I know many people who have attempted the accent and failed miserably, much worse than neel 😂😂😂

    • @kuniosaiki
      @kuniosaiki Před 4 lety

      I come across the accents on an almost daily basis, it’s usually taxi drivers that play into the stereotype. I live England tho so maybe it’s different

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kuniosaiki I think it's cuz most Indians never speak english in their entire lives, not even once. And english being such a unstructured chaotic language makes things so much worse. How does c become k in cars? I never understand how even tho it lacks structure and order, its a global language. English is not an idea language for globalism but I'll be called lacist for that so nvm

  • @kingthanos4964
    @kingthanos4964 Před 5 lety

    fkn nailed it! keep it up Neel!

  • @joedown4880
    @joedown4880 Před 8 lety

    Your live shows look heaps good!

  • @alaplaya5
    @alaplaya5 Před 6 lety +3

    I always looked up to the person who had a similar personality as mine O.o I'm latina but I often looked up to asians O.o
    I mean it's good for wanting more diverse representation in the media but... if you can't really sympathize with anyone on tv who doesn't share the same ethnicity or similar appearance as you....than I think this is more an individual problem than a media problem.

  • @cameronbrown9424
    @cameronbrown9424 Před 7 lety +4

    straight outta being an untouchable.

  • @shivambarbate7842
    @shivambarbate7842 Před 7 lety

    became your big fan Neel. ! you are awesome

  • @nolanchapman
    @nolanchapman Před 8 lety +1

    Moooore. You should do a special with Netflix!

  • @AscendedMasculine
    @AscendedMasculine Před 5 lety +42

    A little too basic and obvious humor. It's all been done before

    • @notnaveen4229
      @notnaveen4229 Před 5 lety +5

      Pinnacle Of Man TM that’s why it was made in 2015

  • @thealphapodcast9180
    @thealphapodcast9180 Před 8 lety +7

    Lol at 2:14 people are making out on the bottom right of the screen haha

  • @joshgee7
    @joshgee7 Před 3 lety +1

    You did it bro ,

  • @justicethedoggo3648
    @justicethedoggo3648 Před 3 lety +2

    my one indian friend was called white , and another was called black lol .

    • @hirenahir76200
      @hirenahir76200 Před rokem

      Because Indians are actually a mixed race there is no such race like indians exists it's a mixture

  • @bismamitch8272
    @bismamitch8272 Před 8 lety +7

    hahahhaahah that was good

  • @aneerhtak1033
    @aneerhtak1033 Před 7 lety +6

    Is no one gonna say that india is in asia so why does this video title seperate india from asia?😭

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 Před 7 lety +4

      smells s
      to differentiate between asians and brown people.

    • @biswaranjanmallick7407
      @biswaranjanmallick7407 Před 2 lety

      @@eternaldragonoid9979 There is nothing as Asians..Asian means everything..Either tell East Asia(Oriental), West Asia,South Asia or Southeast Asia

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 Před 2 lety

      @@biswaranjanmallick7407
      Yeah there is. You need to live in a country that has multiple races in order to understand that. You're talking in an academic sense. I am talking about in a practical sense where we use words in order to distinguish people. Brown people are Indians. Asians are Orientals.

    • @biswaranjanmallick7407
      @biswaranjanmallick7407 Před 2 lety

      @@eternaldragonoid9979 You really cannot tell that all Indians are brown..search for Northeast India I'm from there and we have mongoloid features..If you go to Kashmir you can even find blondes and in south India people are darker than africans..So there's no proper definition.. Infact if you go to Britain, Asians means Indian,pakistanis etc

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 Před 2 lety

      @@biswaranjanmallick7407
      Again. No. I am from there too. So no. Indians are mostly called Indians. In NA, we are part of the "Brown" community. Sorry mate.

  • @Lainytainy
    @Lainytainy Před 8 lety

    so early! Great video!

  • @mbrightmusic
    @mbrightmusic Před 8 lety +1

    This was hilarious!

  • @arkhamjedi4472
    @arkhamjedi4472 Před 5 lety +3

    Im half west african and half indian

  • @ashersmart5837
    @ashersmart5837 Před 5 lety +5

    He stole some of Russel Peter's lines

  • @krishna_o15
    @krishna_o15 Před 3 lety +2

    This where Kogdog was born

  • @luisross4752
    @luisross4752 Před 8 lety

    Bloody hilarious love it

  • @tenorbear60
    @tenorbear60 Před 8 lety +32

    Careful bro, you really have no idea what ghetto is. Your humor adds to the stereotype, not to any real understanding.

    • @henryfung9725
      @henryfung9725 Před 8 lety +3

      +Christopher Gambol ghetto? in a lot of cultures around the world these days...gloablisation my friend

    • @jaimeperez3618
      @jaimeperez3618 Před 5 lety +5

      Thats just how the media portrays ghetto. How the fuck will people across the world know what a real ghetto life in America is like you dumbass. We just see and believe whatever media shows.

    • @jaimeperez3618
      @jaimeperez3618 Před 5 lety +3

      And if by ghetto you mean poor, then India has one of the world's biggest ghettos

  • @quicksilver1752
    @quicksilver1752 Před 7 lety +14

    Indians are not the same as Asians. Just because an authoritative group of people have classified them as being the same does not make them the same. Like wtf do they even have in common. Not a damn thing.

    • @danielessex2162
      @danielessex2162 Před 6 lety +1

      Quicksilver17 culture for one thing they are not considered western by western standards or their own standards and acknowledge their eastern Asian identity.

    • @Trollika_Devi
      @Trollika_Devi Před 6 lety +2

      technically Indians are Asians..maybe not "Asians"

    • @gabbar51ngh
      @gabbar51ngh Před 5 lety +11

      Well they live in Asia that's why.
      South Asians means people from Indian subcontinent and East Asians are your Chinese, Japanese,Korean.

    • @sahilsharma4328
      @sahilsharma4328 Před 5 lety +10

      It's because of your engraved stereotype of asian being a mongoloid face structure. Take away this feature and you'll see the same focus on traditional education based jobs, deep cultural identities, family oriented culture, it's all changing now, and that's a good thing for whole Asia. But you take away the race and the whole Asia is kinda sorta similar. You don't segregate the Scandinavian countries, do you? The same with us then.

    • @kor2597
      @kor2597 Před 5 lety

      Wow fucker it means you are catalonian not Spanish or Spanish not European

  • @ChakriMamidanna
    @ChakriMamidanna Před 8 lety

    OMFGGGG!!!! SO ON POINT!! 👌😂😂😂

  • @user-wd1mt2su9d
    @user-wd1mt2su9d Před 7 lety

    Just discovered this and love it, is this stand up comedy?

  • @theycallmesmiley9729
    @theycallmesmiley9729 Před 8 lety +9

    So let me get this right....you attempt to call out Indian and Asian sterotypes in the media by strengthening black ones...-_-.... what exactly is a 'black mannerism'. Sounding very ignorant to me.Maybe start by taking the plank out of your own eye

    • @henryfung9725
      @henryfung9725 Před 8 lety +2

      +Theycallme smiley i know right, just like those blacks who make fun out of indians but go all cry baby when you call them up on it

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 Před 5 lety

      He was talking about the stereotypical "black mannerism". Like pop culture rapper role models. Not hard to look up.

  • @488steven
    @488steven Před 8 lety +7

    you remind me of aziz ansari

  • @SingingblissofRajat
    @SingingblissofRajat Před 6 lety

    You did it bro.

  • @somebody_2837
    @somebody_2837 Před rokem +1

    I was Indian until I went to Britain at the age of 1. There were a few Indians in the school I was in, but when I compared my skin colour to most of my classmate's skin colour, I never saw the difference since I'm fair skinned, until at age 9.

  • @Conviction072
    @Conviction072 Před 8 lety +8

    I don't have high hopes when the first joke is about killing prostitutes in grand theft auto. What is this, 2002?

    • @spitalhelles3380
      @spitalhelles3380 Před 6 lety +1

      Conviction072 to be fair he was probably talking about 2002

  • @Ange-or2np
    @Ange-or2np Před 7 lety +94

    is it me or does all of his videos show that he really wants to be white...

    • @fatimaisra9143
      @fatimaisra9143 Před 7 lety +10

      shank stalwart not all south Asians

    • @sanzidaamin4993
      @sanzidaamin4993 Před 7 lety +1

      +shank stalwart lol tf u mean south Asian girls approach u. We don't date white boys lol u wish. And a lot of us have Eurocentric features bc our faces are built similar to Europeans. Also, there's skin bleaching all over Asia, not just South Asia.

    • @aditid25
      @aditid25 Před 7 lety +31

      +shank stalwart so when white people sit in the sun, go to spas to tan themselves should we assume that they want to be black or brown like us southasians.... i guess it must be true...

    • @lilystic9623
      @lilystic9623 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah, I think most darker skinned people that moved to a 'white' country want to, because those 'white' people always call us 'niggas' even though I just got a slighty darker skin tone.. it's all because of the racist bitches

    • @sameermohideen4913
      @sameermohideen4913 Před 6 lety

      Lilyboo Racism never hurt me. If something offends you then deal with it instead of complaining about racist bitches.

  • @SnoWd0nShaDow
    @SnoWd0nShaDow Před 8 lety

    Hahahaha amazing love ur stuff man

  • @mariusbaltazarrozenberg-ho9367

    hilarious! thanks

  • @anuj61
    @anuj61 Před 7 lety +8

    Neel is part Indian?

  • @zerggg2802
    @zerggg2802 Před 7 lety +5

    I really can't get into thinking of Indians as "Asians". Sure geographically, India is located in South Asia but don't make a mistake that average Americans will lump you with our image of Asians as typically Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Taiwanese Filipino, Thai, etc. I'm from America, and Indians here are just Indians by themselves. "Asians" for us are the ones I mentioned from East and SE Asian countries who also happen to share very similar features with each other. Indians are just very far off from them. #REALTALK

  • @musicalman1995
    @musicalman1995 Před 5 lety +1

    The Chris tucker impression was dead on

  • @alludity9986
    @alludity9986 Před 5 lety +2

    My two white Indian friends thought they were brown

  • @boulshyte8932
    @boulshyte8932 Před 5 lety +7

    never laughed once with this guy.

  • @Koradelight
    @Koradelight Před 7 lety +120

    Interesting. He seems really comfortable with his ignorance and racist stereotypes.

    • @thewhatorwhy
      @thewhatorwhy Před 7 lety +38

      Well most liberals and black liberals seem to think they are doing blacks a favour when they speak positively of the dumbest of rap culture.

    • @thewhatorwhy
      @thewhatorwhy Před 7 lety +1

      cheesegrater3000 Your first sentence was the point I was making.

    • @pacificalliance3782
      @pacificalliance3782 Před 7 lety +3

      StartabandRoxy Rap culture is not black culture. Stop being a bitch.

    • @thewhatorwhy
      @thewhatorwhy Před 7 lety +1

      That WAS the point that I made. You dim-witted moron, learn to read.

    • @pacificalliance3782
      @pacificalliance3782 Před 7 lety +1

      No, it wasn't. Your point was that liberals pat blacks on the back for their rap culture when in fact that culture doesn't really even exist anymore. All you're trying to do is find ways to blame liberals and blacks for your fears and frankly, your sorry life.

  • @haveitskiddleswaye
    @haveitskiddleswaye Před 5 lety

    So true, from Richmond hill queens to lefferts Blvd 🗽

  • @samirdayalsingh7721
    @samirdayalsingh7721 Před 8 lety

    awesoman man.