Neel Kolhatkar Aussie Jokes Compilation

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  • čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
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Komentáře • 123

  • @chaysejordan1544
    @chaysejordan1544 Před 4 lety +168

    "I hear your wife's pregnant"
    "Yeah full credit to the boys"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage Před 4 lety +199

    Neel needs to be employed by Triple J. His presenter game is on point.

  • @AdamSWL
    @AdamSWL Před 4 lety +61

    Footy/Rubgy players....spot on!
    Thanks to the boys.........

  • @dumdumbrown4225
    @dumdumbrown4225 Před 4 lety +70

    Neel - dunno where you’re from and how you do it ...but that is the most honest comedy about the denial that is so integral to Australian culture - luvvit mate!!

  • @PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE
    @PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE Před 4 lety +191

    Everyone should watch “upper-middle bogan”

  • @simonm1528
    @simonm1528 Před 4 lety +400

    "Australia the lucky welfare country"

    • @shannonjhanlen
      @shannonjhanlen Před 4 lety +11

      I doubt very highly, those on welfare don't feel too "lucky" as it were :)

    • @simonm1528
      @simonm1528 Před 4 lety +19

      @@shannonjhanlen single mothers, new start allowance, family planning part A and Part B, rent assistance, dole, aboriginal and torrist straight Island assist, free medical on Medicare, subsidies, uni bum allowance, free legal aid, child support, gap year, and what ever I've not mentioned, Go to third world countries and tell me I'm wrong...

    • @shannonjhanlen
      @shannonjhanlen Před 4 lety +8

      Simon M - I didn’t say we didn’t have a welfare system in Australia. I said that those who were on it don’t feel very lucky.
      Most of them live under the poverty line because we don’t give them enough.

    • @simonm1528
      @simonm1528 Před 4 lety +5

      @@shannonjhanlen lol. I can't get people to work for cash as centrelink pays too well for them to do nothing. Please grow up.

    • @shannonjhanlen
      @shannonjhanlen Před 4 lety +7

      Simon M - Yeah. Right. Sure.

  • @Kai-mt9pf
    @Kai-mt9pf Před 4 lety +66

    Anything " FOR THE BOYS" aye break a leg

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames Před 4 lety +49

    The JJJ presenter I died

  • @goanna83
    @goanna83 Před 4 lety +44

    Max out my card but not my coin purse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @general8284
    @general8284 Před 4 lety +17

    This guy's really good. Kicks the shit out of any of the Aussie comics.

  • @kohekade2961
    @kohekade2961 Před 3 lety +8

    I always love watching a dude coming up who is genuinely a killer in stand up, love this dudes bits!.
    Love from Aotearoa!, ANZAC comedy forever! 😂

  • @mugunthamusic8247
    @mugunthamusic8247 Před 4 lety +45

    this is trriiiipppllle JJJ - Neel for PM.

  • @faerydragon5425
    @faerydragon5425 Před 4 lety +27

    Yeeeees. You are the best live

  • @johnfogarty1874
    @johnfogarty1874 Před 4 lety +16

    this is gold

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 Před 4 lety +12

    "YEA THE BOYZ"

  • @stx_jinx6857
    @stx_jinx6857 Před 2 lety +5

    The 15 cents a bag joke got me crying🤣😭
    Ps. If you are not a Aussie you most likely did not get the joke

  • @smoothchick53
    @smoothchick53 Před 4 lety +4

    This is perfect! 😂😂😂

  • @BrainHealth-
    @BrainHealth- Před 3 lety +1

    Clever indeed. Glad I found you

  • @lanxiangwen6430
    @lanxiangwen6430 Před 4 lety +4

    As an overseas student in Australia, I could relate to some of these contents haha

  • @jeanjunkkari
    @jeanjunkkari Před 4 lety +4

    New kid on the big block, keep it coming

  • @Oscaritoooo
    @Oscaritoooo Před 2 lety +1

    15cents a bag got me !

  • @SadithaPhoenix
    @SadithaPhoenix Před 4 lety +18

    Mate, thanks for mentioning our country in your show.
    -A Sri Lankan-

    • @SadithaPhoenix
      @SadithaPhoenix Před 4 lety +2

      Also that Accent is Indian. So you might wanna work on that.

  • @beebo_
    @beebo_ Před 4 lety +18

    5:06 I wonder if he made up the name or if he actually knows Mini Ladd (a.k.a Craig Thompson) 😂

    • @TheOriginal_Unaleska
      @TheOriginal_Unaleska Před 3 lety +1

      Not sure if its universal, but in Australia it's a slang term to describe a very specific group of people. Like Bogans, Surfers, etc

    • @beebo_
      @beebo_ Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheOriginal_Unaleska oh I didn't know that and I'm Australian 😂

  • @badjuju6430
    @badjuju6430 Před 4 lety +83

    Ha ha. First like and comment.
    Edit: never mind, CZcams’s broke system did that thing where it has 4 likes 2 views and 5 comments. I don’t trust my own comment anymore.

  • @gumbi6633
    @gumbi6633 Před 4 lety +17

    Imagine being related to this guy haha hes the exact same off stage

  • @nickcarle6290
    @nickcarle6290 Před 3 lety +4

    That’s such a good American accent

  • @lookingupwithwonder
    @lookingupwithwonder Před 3 lety +1

    Hahah i have only just discovered this guy and he is too funny!

  • @ZETPlays
    @ZETPlays Před 4 lety +7

    You are amazing

  • @msdemeanour
    @msdemeanour Před rokem

    Bloody hilarious & accurate 😆

  • @tacobell_teehee
    @tacobell_teehee Před 3 lety +2

    15 cents a bag 15 cents a bag piss of Woolies you bastard is so true🤣

  • @ULTIMATEsoccerSKILLS11
    @ULTIMATEsoccerSKILLS11 Před 4 lety +21

    the boys

  • @truebluedeplorable7043
    @truebluedeplorable7043 Před 4 lety +5

    Hahahaha, GOLD!!

  • @timmcgrath9472
    @timmcgrath9472 Před 4 lety +1

    he is funny as ..the best

  • @jonodutz
    @jonodutz Před 4 lety +2

    Love the burnt faceman patel voice

  • @thecoldhardtruth1390
    @thecoldhardtruth1390 Před 3 lety

    that triple j bit was so good

  • @bigm3884
    @bigm3884 Před 4 lety +4

    Yeah da boiz

  • @speedypete4987
    @speedypete4987 Před 4 lety +6

    Law and Order intro was hilarious!

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 Před 2 lety

    Mr Turnbull - I HOWLED THAT GENUINELY SURPRISED ME

  • @chrisabsolut3159
    @chrisabsolut3159 Před 4 lety +2

    The triple j thing el o el

  • @lucasmangalon9656
    @lucasmangalon9656 Před 3 lety +6

    Isn't the Australian law and order just RBT?

  • @TheHiralis
    @TheHiralis Před 4 lety +15

    1:20 Friendlyjordies inspiration

  • @DennisTrovato
    @DennisTrovato Před 4 lety +10

    I'm feeling her dog

  • @ankitchhokar2814
    @ankitchhokar2814 Před 4 lety +2

    6.50 I totally agree

  • @wenteb5332
    @wenteb5332 Před 4 lety +2

    3:15 - 4:20 America and Australia best friends

  • @linesandcircles7465
    @linesandcircles7465 Před 4 lety +3

    He looks like an Indian Will Turner

  • @AbhiAbhi-gi8bl
    @AbhiAbhi-gi8bl Před 3 lety +2

    Some point his accent was close as GHOLUM from "lord of the ring"

  • @georgememeulos
    @georgememeulos Před 4 lety +9

    Gangster

  • @thomaskureiblood9359
    @thomaskureiblood9359 Před 4 lety +4

    7:39

  • @townsvilliantsv8644
    @townsvilliantsv8644 Před 4 lety +3

    Bahahahah😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Jef00013
    @Jef00013 Před 4 lety +8

    Hahaha

  • @thomaskureiblood9359
    @thomaskureiblood9359 Před 4 lety +2

    6:00

  • @kashyapshirodkar7947
    @kashyapshirodkar7947 Před 3 lety +1

    KogDog, Is That You?

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames Před 4 lety +4

    who's the bloke at 9:22?

  • @christopherwilson248
    @christopherwilson248 Před 4 lety +2

    so you havent listened to onefour, kerser, hooligan hefs??????

  • @voidabstraction
    @voidabstraction Před 4 lety +5

    As if JJJ staff are allow to get high, they aren't even allowed to play music they want to play as it's all pre approved before air like soulless commercial radio haha.

  • @shaanz2.087
    @shaanz2.087 Před 4 lety +14

    Hi Neel, I like your thick black HAIR

  • @Ph-gf3ht
    @Ph-gf3ht Před 3 lety +1

    Australian news😂

  • @cyrilchapman5114
    @cyrilchapman5114 Před 2 lety

    Funny as fuck 😆😂🤣

  • @grace-yv3yh
    @grace-yv3yh Před 3 lety +1

    hi u funny

  • @balldoctor70
    @balldoctor70 Před 4 lety

    First time I got high when I was 14 I didn’t know what I was saying and I said I’m fucking donked

  • @tomyoung1739
    @tomyoung1739 Před 4 lety +2

    Tiresome

  • @chesterraux2267
    @chesterraux2267 Před 4 lety +2

    Yo! your jokes are lit. But, you got the srilankan accent wrong. Watch more jehanr videos.

  • @into_the_void
    @into_the_void Před 3 lety

    JJJ are one step away from being the KKK....
    (Takes bong rip }

  • @LeatherCladVegan
    @LeatherCladVegan Před 3 lety +3

    I'm a man of culture.
    Unfortunately that culture is Australian.

  • @craigdallimore4396
    @craigdallimore4396 Před 3 lety +1

    bro you're just rippin the shit out of Aussies...What about the hard workers that don't so drugs

  • @liamblanco9641
    @liamblanco9641 Před 4 lety

    Lol go check out ONE FOUR and 21 district, they’re legit what you’re talking about 🤣 and they’re shit

  • @blogusvox
    @blogusvox Před 4 lety +11

    No offense, but I guess, you need to be Australian to appreciate his jokes.

    • @bromeotorres6964
      @bromeotorres6964 Před 4 lety +6

      No one would take offence for being Australian 🤘strayacunt

    • @saucywench9122
      @saucywench9122 Před 4 lety +7

      I'm American and I get them. He's hilarious! The budgie smuggler had me rollin!

    • @timmcgrath676
      @timmcgrath676 Před 3 lety

      ShAyAAAA Mm Aaaa

    • @Smokey35400
      @Smokey35400 Před 10 měsíci

      Lack of IQ points..

  • @DIFFLOCKERS
    @DIFFLOCKERS Před 4 lety +1

    Shit

  • @RadioSnivins
    @RadioSnivins Před 4 lety +1

    Dude is as funny as a fart on an escalator.

  • @moleflair
    @moleflair Před 3 lety

    Not funny, didn't laugh

  • @MrFreakytoons
    @MrFreakytoons Před 4 lety +1

    You're about as funny as Anh Do.

  • @KamiKye
    @KamiKye Před 4 lety +2

    Rude I’m aussie

  • @user-xy9hg1ir9e
    @user-xy9hg1ir9e Před 2 lety

    get another job

  • @maya8617
    @maya8617 Před 4 lety +20

    He's not funny at all, he's trying so hard

    • @frankyhorn2475
      @frankyhorn2475 Před 4 lety +41

      I think his funny. Probably just not your genre.

    • @travisgray9055
      @travisgray9055 Před 4 lety +18

      He is funny as your just an idiot with no sense of humour

    • @backyardbangers1012
      @backyardbangers1012 Před 4 lety +3

      Yep he is a wanker. Not funny just annoying and very racist

    • @maximillianford9301
      @maximillianford9301 Před 4 lety +38

      ​@@backyardbangers1012 it's not racism mate, it's satire. I am an embodiment of the typical 'bogan' white Aussie male that he is stereotyping and I find him hilarious. Get off your fucking high horse and actually laugh at yourself instead of crying out that it's racist. Fuck me dead

    • @RikXtreme4
      @RikXtreme4 Před 4 lety +1

      I mean, the comedy is a little weak and childish for me, but hey, at least he ain't boring

  • @backyardbangers1012
    @backyardbangers1012 Před 4 lety +2

    Tosser