@@KingOfGamesss "Oh, f-kin' Telstra; don't START!" Can confirm it's in the dictionary, under 'F'. 'F-kin' Telstra; adjective-noun 1) a reference to a Australian-based telecommunications company; and 2) an adjective phrase, commonly used as a description of dread or disdain, usually in reference to aforementioned corporate organisation.' XD
As a pom who came to live down under in 2006, it was only a matter of days before I had my first run in with f**king Telstra. It was then, and still is how I've always referred to them, so when I heard this for the first time I cried laughing. Outstanding.
The irony is, Carl, you clearly are an intellectual. You'd have to be to come up with the concepts that you do and brilliant ways of communicating them.
@@skzvixen - You've probably lived here all your life and never knew that little factoid, right? xD .. Some people can't help but be a fucknuckle on social media.. You just met one of them lol
I don't know how many times I have watched this clip... I laugh sooo hard every time!!😆😆😆 I wish I could give it a fresh thumbs up each time. Love you Carl😍😍
I once had to scan an English Baron. Here in Melbourne. I called his name in the waiting room, leaving out the title (I've scanned a lot of famous people in 31 years and none of them ever want to be spotted in a Nuclear Medicine waiting room.) On the way to the stress testing room, I said "How are you today, your Grace" and he replied "Good Lord, young man! How does an Australian know what my proper manner of address is?" "I read a lot, your Grace." "How extraordinary! How wonderful! Now yer c'n drop the fancy-pants stuff. 'Geoffrey' will be fine between us!" I'd like to think Carl's Lord's dinner party may have actually happened.
Carl - "What are youse all doing tomorrow?" Doctors - "We aren't sheep. Use the CORRECT words to talk to us." Carl - "Well in my socio-economic group, I just expressed a respect for you. I politely enquired as to the context of your experiences and expectations, I expressed personal inclusivity, I identified youse all as friends, and I efficiently encapsulated all that into a single word: 'youse'... Whereas you expressed that you are only comfortable if you are superior and able to shit on the other socio-economic groups. How's that going to work when you have express a nice bedside manner?
Hahaha I dated a lawyer I met in London and she would do the same shit to me. 🤣🤣 it’s hilarious how close this joke is to a certain part of my life. Love you Carl, great laugh. 👍🏼
In my opinion the most naturally funny comedian in Australian history, I only have to look at him and I know I’m gonna laugh, can’t wait to see him live, please let us know mate when you’re coming to Melbourne next
Up to that point in my life I've only had smoko on 2 bricks, and I was only 21 when I found out that you don't shake a bottle of wine before you open it, gettin it all mixed in 🤣 all those chunky bits 🤣
I had a casual beer with him in the Old Fitzroy many moons ago on a lazy Tuesde. champion bloke and just as laid back in person. i'd had some recollection of him from early footy show days but had zero idea how he'd smashed it overseas. couldn't happen to a nicer bloke and just wish been able to keep him out a bit longer. This was back before sydney was a dive and u had to ask permission to breathe at night haha
@Maxx Damage hi sir , I can see where your user name comes into play, as in maximum damage to their egos'. Also maximum damage to their ass as well after you've fucked with them ,Cheers mate.
"Youse" We've been using it so much it's in the Urban Dictionary: TOP DEFINITION Youse Second Person Plural. A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language. French has "vous" (informal and formal) and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal). The southern USA version is "you all" Youse are too many to all get into the one car.
T H You & 5 others have got it wrong. It's not "youse" but "ewes". At 1:37 he say's he got shit faced & mentioned "ewes" & sheep. That's his view on doctors at the dinner party & there lowly opinion of the "poorly educated yobbo type of guy".
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The telstra one is spot on
Fkn Telstra
@@KingOfGamesss "Oh, f-kin' Telstra; don't START!"
Can confirm it's in the dictionary, under 'F'.
'F-kin' Telstra; adjective-noun
1) a reference to a Australian-based telecommunications company; and
2) an adjective phrase, commonly used as a description of dread or disdain, usually in reference to aforementioned corporate organisation.' XD
💯
Fucking Telstra, how may i piss you off today?
My dad literally said “fucking Telstra” today after talking with them
Just discovered this guy. I'm gonna go on a CZcams binge now.
Discovered? 🤔
Fee feee . Carl is a ledgened wen he came to Perth all them years ago I went bowling with him and a group of friends it was epic
Fucking roll a spliff, kick back in the sun and enjoy!
Find the one where he fell off the roof
Same
If you don’t love this guy there’s clearly something very wrong
I like your style
Stile (noun)
an arrangement of steps that allows people but not animals to climb over a fence or wall.
Did mean style?
Chels Withers fucking what
Yes I say my good fellow, they're all rather a bunch of cockheads.
People who don't like Carl Barron, are probably just suffering from WORMS.
Saw Carl live..THE BEST. Aussie Legend. I remember when someone turned up late Carl said..”what time did your ticket say?” Hilarious!
Would love to see this legend live.
😫😂 that’s gold!
There where all these freaking cars out there
No way you were at that one!! 😂
best comedian hope i get to see him live one day would have been an epic night
Carl's facial expressions seal the deal for great laughter. 🤣
As a pom who came to live down under in 2006, it was only a matter of days before I had my first run in with f**king Telstra. It was then, and still is how I've always referred to them, so when I heard this for the first time I cried laughing. Outstanding.
Best comedian out there, as a proud Australian, this bloke is the best
Just earlier today i said "Fkin Telstra"
Thinking about it, it's about as common as "Fkin Optus"
Gonna be more 'Fkn Optus' from Today on!
Carl was so fresh when he started his comedy routines. He is a classic even in 2020.
Did you mean 2002?
@@lizpralicano
2024 hes fuckin spot on
The Australian version of Y'all
"You lot" also works when you're talking to people that are pissing you off
Its actually in the dictionary
No. Only scummers use that word, the rest of us speak English.
@@kaylag5043 eg YOU LOT NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD INTO THE GAME AND DO YOUR WORK
-My primary school teacher
No, it's the Australian version of youse.
Omg. Love Carl Baron. Always laugh out loud watching him. Such a funny, witty man..
I'm a kiwi and I fucking love this guy Carl Barron you inspire me man!
Carl is naturally very funny. You just have to look at him and you laugh. What an absolute Aussie legend.
The irony is, Carl, you clearly are an intellectual. You'd have to be to come up with the concepts that you do and brilliant ways of communicating them.
Wouldn’t really call them concepts lmao
Humour is an aspect of intelligence. Comedians are generally quite smart.
Lol it's no irony... Comedy and dry sense of humour takes a lot of intelligence. Not everyone can do it
Hahaha no he's just a normal Auzzie
You can be very, very smart and clever, but still be uncultured and not up on etiquette. It doesn’t mean that you are stupid
We have a whole other language here in Aussie 😹
Ok 😹 thanks for the lesson SMH!
@@skzvixen - You've probably lived here all your life and never knew that little factoid, right? xD .. Some people can't help but be a fucknuckle on social media.. You just met one of them lol
Strine is what we call australian english
@@cicolas_nage Bull fucking shit. People say "i'm going to Aussie" etc all the time, cockhead.
@@cicolas_nage what a load of crap, we constantly refer to Australia as Aussie
Made the mistake of trying to match wits with him at a show in Newcastle and had my ass handed to me.. he's the best!!
“ you sound like a yobbo” 😂😂😂👌🏻 I lost it
'Youse' is actually in the dictionary.
it is now
Ex Industries it wasn’t before Carl Barron put it out there
That's crazy! And still gullible isn't in the dictionary yet?!
Yet it says it in the title of this video.
How about "grouse" ?
I don't know how many times I have watched this clip... I laugh sooo hard every time!!😆😆😆 I wish I could give it a fresh thumbs up each time. Love you Carl😍😍
Being a roof tiler myself, this makes it even more funnier 😂
Have a smoko on 2 bricks mate?
Me and my dad love Carl Barron's videos he's such a legend 🇦🇺😎
I don't know how many times I've watch this, and I still piss myself laughing...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only comedian that makes me laugh
Popular song lyrics maybe look up Sebastian Maniscalco
Issac butterfield
Mitch hedberg
donald glover
@@sebhitsthewall3070 I don’t like Isaac, he seems like such an angry man imo
Discovered him a minute ago. Became my new favourite 52 seconds ago.
Oh how I adore Carl! I'd love to see him live!
I once had to scan an English Baron. Here in Melbourne. I called his name in the waiting room, leaving out the title (I've scanned a lot of famous people in 31 years and none of them ever want to be spotted in a Nuclear Medicine waiting room.) On the way to the stress testing room, I said "How are you today, your Grace" and he replied
"Good Lord, young man! How does an Australian know what my proper manner of address is?"
"I read a lot, your Grace."
"How extraordinary! How wonderful! Now yer c'n drop the fancy-pants stuff. 'Geoffrey' will be fine between us!"
I'd like to think Carl's Lord's dinner party may have actually happened.
He's just so good!
The Telstra bit had me cracking up, so true
"what do you mean? Like a gay lord?" it's 3:30am and I just snotted everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Carl, please post more. We all need your humor right now.
How he put the last bit together was genius
Carl - "What are youse all doing tomorrow?"
Doctors - "We aren't sheep. Use the CORRECT words to talk to us."
Carl - "Well in my socio-economic group, I just expressed a respect for you. I politely enquired as to the context of your experiences and expectations, I expressed personal inclusivity, I identified youse all as friends, and I efficiently encapsulated all that into a single word: 'youse'...
Whereas you expressed that you are only comfortable if you are superior and able to shit on the other socio-economic groups. How's that going to work when you have express a nice bedside manner?
What the fuck
"Fucking Telstra" saw it coming: still laughed hard enough to blow out candles in 2090.
“See ya later cockheads!” Hahahaha
Nothing is greater then having a better come back to a smart ass person.
Carl you are a flipping legend you split my sides mate ☯️🇬🇧
Hahaha I dated a lawyer I met in London and she would do the same shit to me. 🤣🤣 it’s hilarious how close this joke is to a certain part of my life. Love you Carl, great laugh. 👍🏼
Love Carl. Seen him in Sydney, great show. couldn't stop laughing!!!
Seen him, did you?
@@yasht9 yep seen him live in Sydney
Make no mistake Carl is a very astute observer of the human condition and very very smart, particularly for a Bogan. 🤣
There should be a new category a carlogan
In my opinion the most naturally funny comedian in Australian history, I only have to look at him and I know I’m gonna laugh, can’t wait to see him live, please let us know mate when you’re coming to Melbourne next
Didn’t know I had an incontenence problem until I started listening to Carl - bugger I pissed my pants again!,🤣
We used to watch him in our English class. And as the only Filipino in the room I laughed my ass off 😂
I have watched this vid so many times and it never gets old
He’s quite intelligent actually, yous all know about it
Such a unique comedian. Love him to bits.
Better than any American comic.
Simply the best I need to see him live. 😂
Genuinely funny, in tears! Love it Geoffrey!
The Ballarat Dvd concert cracked me up!
Hope Carl goin ok! THANKS for your Comedy/Real life perspective!
Oil yea roof tiler from Qld maaate 🤘🏼🇦🇺
South Welsh boy here laughing wayyyy past his bed time having just discovered this champ tonight. Pissing myself.
Up to that point in my life I've only had smoko on 2 bricks, and I was only 21 when I found out that you don't shake a bottle of wine before you open it, gettin it all mixed in 🤣 all those chunky bits 🤣
30 years remaining 😊
Just met Carl today at my local cafe at lunch. Legit nice guy
I had a casual beer with him in the Old Fitzroy many moons ago on a lazy Tuesde. champion bloke and just as laid back in person. i'd had some recollection of him from early footy show days but had zero idea how he'd smashed it overseas. couldn't happen to a nicer bloke and just wish been able to keep him out a bit longer.
This was back before sydney was a dive and u had to ask permission to breathe at night haha
🤣
"wdym lika gAy LoRd?" 😂😂😂
They could add “fucking Telstra” to the dictionary just on the number of times I’ve used it.
This man makes my days i tell ya
What a pissa!. Sitting here in tears ....😂
This guy deserves a special on Netflix
Had me dying when he spoke British at the end...😂😂
@Ri Boi you can't be that stupid
@Maxx Damage hi sir , I can see where your user name comes into play, as in maximum damage to their egos'. Also maximum damage to their ass as well after you've fucked with them ,Cheers mate.
@user deceased you literally did, ("Spoke British" What the fuck is that) don't act like u didn't u numpty
That's just English
British isn't a language you tard
Fucking Telstra, sooo good. 5 years it took me to get my internet fixed.
3:09 lol. Telstra. I can remember when Telstra was Telecom. :)
I can remember when you could get good service from them too.
Yep. Not wanting to sound racist but that was back before they fired Aussies and outsourced to overseas scabs. Now it's all gone to HELL
I guess anyone who remembers it being the PMG must be like fricken old. ;-)
Bring back the A and B buttons !
"yeahnah" should be added in to the dictionary. All yous who work for the government should get on to it.
Pat Davis 2403 agreed!!!
omg the accents killed me!
"What are all of you going to do tomorrow?"
2:28
Whose?
Brayden Hill , Don`t know `bout youse , but I`m goan crabbin` , spot ya !
Brayden Hill what a waste of time & energy. “what are youse doin tomorrow” 4 words instead of 9. Makes sense-Life’s short.
"what youse garn do 'morrow?"
Always love when Paul Kelly starts cracking jokes. xx love yer Carl
His a complete legend on ya Carl barron
"What are you doing?"
"I'm on the phone to fucking Telstra"
Hahahaah. I had stitches laughing at his jokes. He's hilarious. Regrards from PNG. 😂.
Did you get the stitches out?
Loved doing the Kokoda track
He cracks me every time I watch him..an absolute genius of recreating funny side of life..would love to go to his gig..lol :)
Ducking Telstra. Awesome 👏
Drink whilst watching may cause your beer to come out your nose, be warned!!
Ha ha 🤣
The Barron what a ledge!
Another top class aussie
Be proud Carl you got youse in the dictionary
We are in the dictionary???
This guy is the funniest guy I have ever seen on CZcams
Quality comedy. Top of the game.
Telstra jokes had me dying lol 🤣🤣🤣
I love his accent, I could listen to his voice all day.
You need to get out a bit more!
After working 14 hours today, if you haven’t got anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. Kindness costs nothing.
@@followyourdreams8673 Don't be so touchy, it was just a bit of advice to widen your horizons.
@@roberttaylor1999 shhhh mate
I love this guy his comedy great
Naturally gifted funny man 👍
I just looked up youse and yous in a few online dictionaries and it was found in all.
Carl Barron is the best!
This man speaks the truth of God.
So bull shit then?
i like how carl deliver his jokes, pretty real not trying hard.
Far can brilliant mate. love yer work Carl.
This guy is the best..
Ahh, never gets old. And still say "Fuckin Telstra" to this day
The best ,, Legend!!
"Youse" We've been using it so much it's in the Urban Dictionary:
TOP DEFINITION
Youse
Second Person Plural.
A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language.
French has "vous" (informal and formal)
and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal).
The southern USA version is "you all"
Youse are too many to all get into the one car.
My mom always said yins. Are yins fixing to leave?
Southern USA version is "y'all" not "you all"
Youse came into being when Ye was dropped. It is common in Ireland and parts of England. It is not uniquely Australian, although it is common here.
Too many words. "Youse are too many to get into one car" . I've bin practiced me hole life!
T H
You & 5 others have got it wrong. It's not "youse" but "ewes". At 1:37 he say's he got shit faced & mentioned "ewes" & sheep. That's his view on doctors at the dinner party & there lowly opinion of the "poorly educated yobbo type of guy".
Just Brilliant, I would love to seem him live!
Love this guy 😂😂😂
“By the way. What are yous doing tomorrow? 🤓”
Love him
"We're not sheep!"
Take on a judgy expression and Jeffrey's proper accent: "You're not?" :D
4:55 by the way what yous doing tomorrow, fuck I'm getting abs from all this laughing ❤ Carl you are literally the cure to depression man
Love Carl! ❤
Ahh fuck nuckle ..
Brings back memories..
The old fella usually had belt
I'll be dead soon. Just spread my ashes in Woolies car park
Obviously very intelligent. Funny his 'posh mates' think he sounds dumb when he speaks casually