Neel Kolhatkar - Brown Men and Women
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- čas přidán 7. 10. 2017
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He bashes reality harder than my dad bashes me with his belt
Xxxtentacion Summoned satan is a good name
Same
Was a good name
:(
Mc Ride 😂😂😂😂 agreed
OMG finally someone just finally says it... "drunk white girls, that is some of the creepiest shit I've ever seen!" Thank you Neel
Your name is funny. What does it mean? :D (I am german, so I am just curious. :) )
It means “jealous of white girls”
@@timecooperate8747 nah, it was more like a fact 😂
@@timecooperate8747 why would anyone be jealous of white girls?
F!zZ That could be applied to any race.
I live with an Indian man - we both almost died laughing 😂😂😂
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And you look like Penny. So, Raj just finished that episode.
Tbh thats so cute you watch vids with your boyf. 😂
Be careful of that creepy brown man lol
@Manoffriendship I smell ebola
“White guys... You’re just white, that’s all you need.”
The realest shit. 😂
White guy told me oh since you have white skin tone so you are white Rafe 🥺
Most white guys in the UK are kicking rocks on the road
Apparently australia and america doesn't have OG races to push these pink boys around.
@@AliAhmed-ve5xl cope
@@AliAhmed-ve5xl meaning?
He can pass as a "Fernando"!
Mustafa Alam debatable Hispanics are brown skin, but not Indian brown
@Noah Ahmed bomb?
I'm a Fernando and I'm sri Lankan
@@omegaalpha5702 Christian missionary
@@AdityaSingh-gb2lk what 😂
This hurts me so emotionally as a long term single brown man because it's just true.
which country?
@Ultima MIc errr... I hope you can understand that there is no such thing as curry to begin with. Dishes being saucy is due to powdered form of spices and a little water is needed to avoid getting it burnt.
Secondly any dish that you make will have an aroma.
The most important logic, none is going to avoid dating another human being simply for their choice of cuisine.
If you are not capable of thinking then I recommend you not to comment, because none will take you seriously.
@Ultima MIc shave your moustache really and became gay like u.no chance
Man I pity u..... Is sex is all we have in the world...... These people make fun of us because they have the privilege to..... if a person is crippled and you are teasing him... You are jerk. So what you got with you when born... Was what u are.. take that with pride.... People who make fun of these things are indeed jerks.
@@yashbhole9426 it's a fucking joke. You triggered because what he's saying is true.
Indian men should really stop underplaying themselves. While we have those creepy guys on facebook, we also have some of the most handsome men in the world.
True
It's the attitude of some men especially on Facebook that destroys our reputation.
Counting Rhithik Roshan, apparently one of the most handsome men in the world
What to do?
We are bashed to the ground from birth. So, underplaying is safe .
😶
Oh stop it you :D
Is it just me or does he always have a crazy look in his eye. Almost like he is watching the room burn before him.
@Manoffriendship wut
@Manoffriendship wut
Well someone sounds mad for no reason..
@Manoffriendship well genetics have differences not mistakes.
@Manoffriendship it gets better bud. Don't worry.
Finally someone I look up to for promoting “Sexy Brown Men” movement 😂
Indian men don’t need defending. Indian men get laid everywhere. I don’t know what this guy is talking about. Indians are dating girls of all countries.
*It’s Zayn Malik and then literally me.* 😂😂😂
Ikr he was generalizing brown men not by borders
@शिरीष ರಾಮಾಯ I dont know what he said but thats a very good reply.
@ರಾಮಾಯ卐卐卐 60% of Pakistanis are ethnic Iranian
Pakistanis are not remotely like you
@Ali Ahmed Pakistan main languages Urdu and Punjabi are literally descended from Sanskrit. Punjabi is also one of the 23 recognized official languages of India. Not to mention that both of them are literally mutually intelligible with Hindi. If that doesn't make y'all ethnically Indian then there might as well be no one that's ethnically Indian.
He’s too attractive for the jokes to apply to him lol
hahha really.
yeah to the average white person he doesnt even look indian he just looks "ethnic"
@@kushdax4888 true, even tho neel is indian but more specifically a fair skinned indian which is very attractive to these girls. I bet they would not date a brown skin or dark brown skin Indian
One time, this old female customer walked in to pay for her fuel and out of nowhere she was like, "You're pretty attractive for an Indian guy."
I'm actually from Pakistan, Margaret.
Reiner Rynolds trying mug you
Pakistani isn't the same as Indian. Ever.
Amna Amir No....and that's because Pakistan is based upon that horrible religion that most people in the world despise.
And that religion makes us different. It's the religion that first gave freedom to women. For me it is the most beautiful thing in the world, so let me, as a Pakistani and a Muslim, speak for things that you can never represent. :)
DJC You want a trophy for being an ignorant ? Ex Muslim? It just means you didn’t research enough or are an ignorant “allows woman beating” lmfao , you are hilarious . Ex muslim...
Get out of here
This guy spits the red pill truth for us western brown guys
More like blackpill
I don't feel it's true. There are definitely lots of women attracted to brown guys.
@@ladyreverie7027 some yeah but mostly black men and Mexicans we come last on that list lmao 😂
@@kirinnaicker8871 These things don't apply to Brown guys in UK... and even if it did they wouldn't care.
@@rehan2118
Why wouldn't they care?
I was expecting the punch line to be : "Hey Greg.... how about I toss YOUR salad."
Same lmao
LOL same
"That's a nice salad. Why don't I toss it?"
I love Indian men. Especially the dark ones. It's something about the shade of brown is so beautiful to me. Idk. But I feel you. It's the US standard of beauty. It's obscured.
Mustafa Alam he’s mixed
What nationality are you?
I cried tears of joy hearing someone objectify indian men
@@divyanshuminz7885 😂
You’re either lying or delusional
Should have had cameras on all the Indian guys in the audience...
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I'm pretty sure they are having one.
I love you brown sugar
monica amaral love you too
this makes me vomit
Sachin Shambulingappa bro I'm Indian too. Jobs fine let's leave the girl alone
Arnav Roy do you mean me with 'girl'? because I'm not
Zen nah I replied to my fellow Indian man saying we'll take your jobs and girls too
As an Indian guy this was funny as well as hurtful lol .
He covertly is giving the red pill in a comedic fashion.
You definitely defended brown people and exposed hypocrisy. Great one
Lol ...I hope that's sarcasm ..if not then u just prove his point
@@samuraisom636 sod off yankee, your country is gunna pop like a piniata soon… cheap American brides soon….
I love Indian men....a lot of them are just beautiful !!
Not Physically. I guarantee you.
+Manoffriendship, Indian men ugly? you can ugly men from any race. Sidharth Malhotra will change your mind about Indian men.
relentless5321
I agree! He's very handsome!! I like Rohit Khandelwal....Mr. World 2016 🇮🇳💪🏽💋❤
Manoffriendship , White men have thin hair and start balding in their 30's.
Reason you think white men are sexier is because that's what the media only bloody shows, you hardly see Indian/Pakistani men. Same goes for the model industry almost all of the models are white Europeans.
relentless5321
The truth is....there are sexy and beautiful men of every ethnicity. If Rohit Khandelwal wasn't such a beautiful looking man.... he would not have won Mr World 2016. And there are handsome men from all over the world. And everyone is entitled to like what they like. And it is okay to be attracted to Indian men or white men or black men or any other ethnicity. As long as the man respects you and has a good heart. And believe me, there are abusive men of every ethnicity as well.
I'm an Indian guy and I could never find a white girl physically attractive. I just don't find them attractive. A lot of my friends don't. It's subjective but honestly, Persian, middle eastern women are the most attractive
Jake henry I’m a white guy and I don’t specifically like them as well. It’s not that I could never find one attractive but I prefer Latino/African women. I do like Eastern Europeans tho.
@@goodluckgorsky3413 yeah. I know a lot of white guys who prefer Latino women over white women
Im a Persian guy who loves white women. Also Persian and middle eastern women wont date you either bro, sorry.
@@bobsvagene3021 I've dated both Persian and Latino women :)
@@Jake-eh5zl doubt
Does anyone else think that neel is actually hit
carlalicious452 in the full show he said he is lmao
Neel - The Martin Luther of brown people
Black Pill and Based
Most white males travel to thailand to get laid not black males
I live in the UK and white men are kicking rocks on the sidewalk here.
This is the first video of yours i watched and i hit the subscribe button so hard.... Dude you're hilarious... Nailed it man !!!
thanks for this crippling depression
not all Indians talk like that , there are like more than 100 accents in India😌 by the way funny video it was ❄
Ananya Hazarika nice profile picture. Did you draw it?
Ananya Hazarika you think non Indians can tell the difference? lol
Ananya Hazarika You think one person can replicate over 100 Indian accents in one video? 😂
Ananya Hazarika lmao so true I'm tired of telling people that... The thing they call 'Indian accent' is basically South Indian accent.. -_- what you others? :'(
So true I think mostly south indian people talk like that
East Asian Guy in the corner: hi
From north India
Hey
Try being 5'4 of any race
True🤦🏻♀️
How about 5'2 . Should I hang myself ?
@@ashishshah6730 take the blackpill and heightpill.
Let them guide you.
But be aware the rabbit hole is hard to accept.
I think I have never heard that huge amount of 'burradas' in a single monologue in mylife.
It has been fun Neel 😂
"No girls sexual fantasy happens in 7-11!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's that meant by him??
@@visualsofvivek Its a stereotype dude.....7-11 is an american supermarket chain or something with lots of Indian guys as employees
@@juliansam yeah, i got to understood it after sometime.
But thanks for your clarification.
Does your sexual fantasy happen in 9/11
Indians own hotel and motel chains. And plenty of businesses. Not just 7/11.
I'm a fat white dude and I'd turn gay to an Indian man to know how to cook your amazingly delicious food perfectly
Amid all the vile and racist comments on this video, seeing yours made me smile. As an Indian, I thank you. :)
@@Rohan20103 I know right. Tbh my confidence has been brought down a bit after watching this video. I know it's just satire but I feel it's part of the reason brown men have an inferiority complex.
@@sterrickunt7507 I dont but u seem to b gay 😂
@@realm1840 yeah I'm gay. Is there a problem?
@@sterrickunt7507 don't let these people get to you lol. Half of the comments bashing indian men are self hating indian men themselves. They don't wanna work on themselves so they cope by blaming race
if he did work in a 7 eleven I wud call him just sayin
I am Australian as well as Indian and died laughing.🤣
I had a crush on my Indian classmate tho.
I do find them attractive
Many indians just blame on themselves
They dont wants to work on themselves
I am too an india
I also dont wants to work on myself cause time does not permit
@@anshdeepsingh2763 face is its own race.
Stop lying
I too find Indian men very very attractive..
Reality for Indian man while trying to date someone from another country
Girl- where are you from
Brown man- Indian
Girl-blocked
So now most of man pretend they are not from India or at least they don't live in India,lol😂😂😂 harsh reality I faced it.
Are you in the US?
Chutiya h kya ?
Maine kai ladkiyon se date ki h or proud se Indian bolta hu mujhe to kabhii block nahi kiya
@DarthVader abhii bhii tu white achha h black achha h in cheejo m atka hua h
What? I've thousands of foreign women black white latina asian in my FB friend list..may be you asked for bob n vagena that's why they block you 🤣
@DarthVader 5''10 .............brother I am 6''5 Punjabi jatt and I am pretty sure that average male height in Punjab is around 6''1 - 6''2
so I assume 5''10 should be a norm at least in north India
Neel, you're GORGEOUSSS! 😍😍😍
Feje come look come look” literally killed me bro... heavy one 😅 dis guy a beast
lol.
White guys, U are just white ☺
Charles David Actually, not ‘just white.’ Many white people are European. Like German and British.
Parker Knight that may be true as well
@@parkerknight8738 there's a difference between ethnicity and race lmao?? black or brown dudes can be german, italian, english as well
Cookies Obviously, but all white people come from Europe.
@@parkerknight8738 I mean, , ,so?
"He won't even be a free man" I'm fucking DEAD
Black Pill Comedy
I am a brown guy so only I have a right to make bob and vagana jokes
It’s been 3 years since you posted this but we need to reclaim it 💀
This is funny and sad at the same time- by a fellow Indian
Why is it sad? It was all about 'white' girls not liking 'brown Indian' guys...the world dosen't end there dude
@@juliansam well, you are right in that regards. But the jokes are kinda true. As an indian I have witnessed a similar situation.
Indian men should stop seeking validation from whites. We don’t care about them. World doesn’t revolve around west or USA.
The jokes are funny but the delivery is kinda repetitive
Once you go brown the other colours let you down
Don't worry brown is in
weird ass 😂😂😂
Such a cope.
@@the-based-jew6872 You fuul.. JBI #1..
Straight dropping blackpills
Neel Kolhatkar is good......nice man proud of you.
This is too true! Dammit! 😂😂😂
OMG I can't stop laughing watching him in this way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You forget the fact that Indians are among the most well to do people in the US.
They have money going on for them
I love Neel Kolhatkar! Not just hilarious, but makes really poignant analysis of modern society and its cultural norms.
As an Indian:
It hurts.....🥲
Hello...my name is Fernando...
I like your stuff man.
Creepy brown man ....oh gawwd (rolling my eyes)
As an Indian Guy. This is fffuuuumnnyyyyyy 😂
His momentary laughs in between the lines
By far the best video I have ever seen
I have heard this so many times that being black, brown, Italian, yellow etc. makes you bottom in the sexual appeal.
But the thing is it happens to those people who let themselves be defined by their ethnicity. Have your personality.
@@rhysstanley7387 Italians or Spanish.....black guys have big dicks that are good for porn...what happens with them in real lives?
Dude...east Asian guys and people socialise even less than Indians.
Abhishek Dev statistically on dating apps. Asian men and black women face the most rejection. I’ve personally seen very good looking Brown dudes with cool pics not get matches on Tinder etc
@@RS-ti7bz maybe because they don't know how to write their bio and most importantly most immigrants who reach their don't have enough experience in dating because if they were into dating. They wouldn't have made into these countries in the first place.
No. Southern European guys are the top!! They are the known for being hot!
@Manoffriendship that's my point "those" Indians
I really don't think any educated man lives in gross way.
Kind of adorable though.
plus his hair!
Manoffriendship You seriously need some help. We all bleed red, and that’s all that matters. It’s okay to have a preference but if whoever your god or religion is put them on earth, that means they are worthy for this world no matter what. You may have met some pretty awful Indian men to think that, but please, educate yourself on them before you make such an idiotic comment about them.
He tells it as it is 👏👏👏👏
He smokes a lot of weed. Shows in his eyes.
So, you are a man of culture.
He probably smoked before the show to get rid of the nerves
Lol, I'm a girl, and even my own bf noticed me because of "my independence and charisma" 😥
Btw, I always thought brown men are hot af.
Nooooo brown men are at the top of my list hahaha
No they are not. Facts
Biggest Lie in the history of lies
what have you done? now your dms will be filled with them
@@zukidon7821 nah they are good they just ask for pictures of bob , your neighbor
Nooo lady don't invite yourself the wrath please ;-;
your stance on the stage is very unnerving I like it sksk
I found this hilarious however, I find brown men extremely attractive. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Stop lying
To be fair, a white woman is more likely to have a life long relationship, if she is with an Indian man. We are the only few men out there who still believes in monogamy.
Indian men the most handsome in the world..
@@catchgenerics8667incel
@@catchgenerics8667there are women who find indians attractive whats so hard to understand
This is soo good soo real
"No girls sexual fantasy takes place in a 7/11"
I fooled around with a Muslim who owned one in the back. He even lived in a small area under it 😂😂
He doesn’t know what happens at a 7/11..
really funny man. i haven't laugh this hard. relatable coming from a [yellow] asian. lol
Genius XD
You made my day.
that was Hilarious .... but I don't think you want me to sit on your face !!! 🤣🤣🤣
man i laughed the entire time, thinking how grim my future is....
brown Indian guy here
This guy's hilarious!
Me and few of my friends find brown men quite attractive. My boyfriend is Bangladeshi and he’s very cute. My friend went to London and said she was in heaven because there were so many brown men.
@Manoffriendship lol insecure nigga bitch. Don't you how much white men hate you.
Bengalis aren't really Indian. Many can look Asian .
I am a brown man. I feel so disturbed when i see this HUGE difference between male and female sex attention.
zayn malik is half white
jello123456789 nah mate. He's all brown.
his mom is white
He forgot Hrithik Roshan
Ikr
and half pakistani, dont see what that has to do with indians lack of ability to court women.
That must be why Indian guys in the club say they're Fijian?
No it's because they are Fijian.
Exactly right..we dont want to be mistaken for them
Literally never met or heard any Indian claiming to be Fijian.
@@TheJainmehul Fiji has a massive indian population that has been there for generations. In Australia we get a lot of Fijian Indians coming over. Some introduce themselves simply as Fijian, since that is where they were born, in the same way as an Irish American would introduce himself as American if he was born in the US.
@@elijahsydney And they would be correct. If you have lived in one country all your life, you're from there.
The actor who plays Raj from the big bang theory is really really hot but they made his character all nerdy and underisable. Wate of potential right there.
‘Finger bangs’ lol
as a brown man this was hilarious
He is funny but....the point is he is bashing his own people to make white people laugh at them which eventually leads to more prejudice and more racism. He can do those jokes because he has managed to make himself not look like a typical Indian man. To be honest it is very sad that we even laugh 😔
Its relatable actually
@@vishwarao6064 it is sad soy boi
@@harrisn3693 firstly an incel not a soy
Ek number kolhatkar bhau
Spanish here. Completely agree with the musicality of our lenguage hahaha sounds kinda nice
The Spanish accent is horrible. All the Australian women I know abosolutely loath it and think they're all money grabbing cheap people
Hola 🇪🇸💃
*language*
wait isnt that eduppps content cop song at 11:08?
Yes, yes it is.
I can't thank you enough for mentioning
Its Idubbbz
you're super handsome and funny
I love this guy
Hahaa great video!! I guess you should have quoted Browns as all the doctors, surgeons, and scientists, too. 😇
i want Neel to pollinate my flower so hard that we make an entire garden overnight.
Biggest joke here : Neel referring to himself as a *Brown* man . He's whiter than my future.
Holy hell
So true 😂
To Europeans he's dark.
yeah he looks Mediterranean
Many Indian men look like that and I'm from India
its different shade of brown
Awesome! True!
I gotta agree, you don’t have the best delivery but your jokes are funny.
It's sad that Indian men aren't seen as hot, I've always found the average Indian man to be hotter than the average white guy. I literally do think "damn Indian men are the hottest guys on average".
It cos of British empire propaganda and tings. One day in the future hopefully it will change
Girl, stop lying 😂😂😂😂😂
That's preferences
Lmao lies.
@@sambros2 lol not really, Indian guys in Britain are by far the best of the diaspora. Freddy Mercury and Jay Sean are from Britain
#ObjectifyNeel
Best hashtag
Right on!!
This guy is brilliant
i dont usually like standup comedy , but u sir is ma homie
is nobody gonna talk abt his evil laughs between the jokes?
When are you coming to San Francisco???
Oh my god Neel we have the same hair 💓