r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher: Prove You're Sick! Student: đ€źđ€źđ€ź
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 3. 07. 2024
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic math teacher who absolutely hates his guts for no reason. So when OP is feeling sick one day during a test, his math teacher assumes that he's faking it and tells him to prove that he' ssick. OP happily obliges, even though he couldn't stop himself even if he wanted to. He barfs all over the classroom floor. This insane teacher then tries to get OP in trouble by claiming that he did it on purpose just to make a scene in class. WTF?
0:00 Intro
0:08 Faker
2:30 Notification compliance
5:15 Say something without saying something
6:04 Fast food hack
6:17 Careful what you wish for
10:11 Taking my time
12:25 Phone call monsoon
đ r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok" âą r/Maliciouscompliance ...
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Teacher: "You can puke here!"
Child: *pukes*
Teacher: *blames child for following her order*
Whoops. There done that, though it was for a slip of paper that I forgot and the teacher would not listen so while frustratedly flipping through the binder, I unintentionally sent a pencil pouch flying and hit her, she flipped out, secured a fim grip on my arm marched me down to the principle and without letting me tell my side of the argument I was threatened with suspension. (This was in 3rd and 4th grade special educatio.)
Okay, I can understand why a sickly kid may be frustrating to have in the class.
But this teacher is a straight-up Grade A bitch.
She doesn't like OP, so she will lower their grades?
How would she feel when the principal is like, "I don't like you, so I'll take $1,000 from your paycheck".
She shouldn't be fired. Instead, deduct money from her paycheck every time she lowers someone's grade due to nepotism.
She will get the point eventually.
Come get your here before itâs popular ticket đ«đ
@BK Plays Hahahaha, yeah, I guess I did overdo it a bit. But such behaviour on behalf of teachers just pisses me off.
@@stefantsarev4442 Not only that, but it sounds like she lowered OP's grades based on a disability.
1st Story- Reminds me of when my Mom had to fly across the country with my little sister when she was about 4 or 5. They were seated in a three-across row with a traveling businessman type in between them when my sister started feeling sick. My mother asked if the "gentleman" would switch seats with her so she could care for my sister. The man in question very rudely told my mom he didn't believe her and it wasn't his responsibility and he wasn't going to inconvenience himself. Whereupon my little sis promptly leaned across and projectile puked all over his nice new suit and important papers. I've always kinda admired my sister for her timing there.đđ€Ł
I really wanna know how changing a seat is an inconvenience to someone who is more than likely flying alone, like dude, just switch seats with the mom that just wants to sit next to her sick child
Guess Mr Businessman, by refusing a minor inconvenience, got himself a _major_ inconvenience...
Sounds like karma/a-hole tax to me!
I did that to a teacher in my last year of primary school she didn't believe me when I said I was sick and I proceeded to projectile vomit all over my desk and all over her skirt blouse and shoes đđ then I said " do you believe me now miss maxwell " vomit all down my school jumper dribbling down my mouth đ I ended up seeing her again in my late 20s and she recognised me straight away she said sorry about what happened we had a good laugh about it and shall we say went for coffee đ
Who wants to sit next to a sick kid anyway? Bozo businessman
First story:. If I were that kid's Mom I would have been at that school in the Principal's office verbally raining hellfire and brimstone on that horrible teacher.
For me my parents were always fighting but they always teamed up to fight the schools of they wronged any of us kids. Oh they would have had a field day
i wonder why is she/he even a teacher
so unprofessional
off with her head
XD
@@ansonharley dk, sometimes teacher have scapegoats, I had a teacher that hated me for no reason and keep yelling at me to stop talking despite me being the only kid not talking in class
@@CarlosAlberto-gf3dy Abusive people in general like to have scapegoats. It's easier than trying to figure out who's actually to blame.
@@ansonharley Because some people (and please note I said "some" - most teachers are really incredible) become teachers so they can have the ability to boss around children because they think it gives them power.
They are miserable, hateful people who are a blight on the teaching profession.
To the teachers who build up and inspire Thier students - nothing but love and respect.
Iâll never forget when a buddy and I skipped during our lunch period one day senior year and came back with Wendyâs, my teacher was pissed with this lonesome look on his face. All he said was âIâm not mad that you left campus, Iâm just upset you didnât bring me anything backâ (he was a thicc boi like me)
D'awww, that sounds adorable. x3
Well, did you get him some Wendy's the next time? XD
@@ShadowReignhart no heâd be like âJake I like chili with my baconatorsâ every time I left for lunch period after that though lol , my high school was next to a McDonaldâs, a Wendyâs, and a Quiznos. Plus with my woodworking teacher would order pizza and put my card info over the phone and have the guy deliver to the bay door in our technical wing like it was for him. Lmao my teacher who was upset about the Wendyâs was my English teacher
@@SaltyGoon96 aw man
@@SaltyGoon96 Uhm this is a wend... WAIT THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO SAY THIS!
2nd story:
The boss was actually pretty cool. I was kinda blown away that he went: haha, that's pretty clever actually, now i see the problem. That's quite rare, especially in this subreddit!
Definitely! Laugh at the compliance and then learn from it. It's a win-win situation!
Honestly a better ending in my opinion than the normal explosions
Thatâs because most of the stories are fake
yes (Patrick meme)
Freshman year of HS, I broke my thumb during 2nd period one day and my teacher refused to let me go to the nurse. So, since I had to deal with it through all of long period, I just dealt with it for the rest of the day. Didn't tell my mom about it. Went to school the next day, went through that entire day, and after school I instinctively caught a ball barehanded with the hand with the broken thumb. The pain was one of the worst I've ever felt (and I've broken a total of 11 bones (including the same thumb twice more since then) and have had several emergency surgeries, so I know pain), and it shot straight up my arm into my neck. Finally told my mom, went to the hospital, and my thumb and its socket joint were no longer attached and had to be realigned. The doctor thought I only fractured it the first day and didn't really fully break it til I barehanded that lacrosse ball.
I made a very big point of showing the entire class of the teacher who wouldn't let me go to the nurse my cast and described in detail how broken it was. That teacher never said no to a nurse request to anyone in that class again.
I once broke my ankle during recess because I tripped over someone's feet. She was wearing thick boots, I stood on her foot and slipped.
I realized it was bad, so I asked our maths teacher for permission to see the doctor. She wasn't excited, because we had a test the next day, and she thought I just wanted to skip class. Also, I had to have two other girls come with me to support me while walking.
My teacher wasn't rude, but I'm sure she thought I was being overly dramatic. Next day I entered the room, using crutches. I will never forget the expression on her face.
I think, in general she was of the opinion "better safe than sorry", though.
I have a story very similar to that. I was out at recess and ran into another boy (we were both running while not looking forward) and we both hit the ground. He was fine, but I fell in a way that twisted my leg around and it ended up hurting so bad that I couldn't stand on it. The teacher outside thought I was joking, and tried to send me to the principal for faking, but when I said something along the lines of "You do realize if I am truly hurt and you don't send word to the nurse, your job is on the line, right?" that she realized not to die on this hill. The only reason I even knew to respond like that is cause I had dealt with so many shitty teachers before her that by now I learned what gets them to act right. Went to the doctor, and boom, had a sprained ankle with 2 torn ligaments.
I broke my arm at camp once and I didn't want to go home so I guess I treated it like no big deal so I didn't get seen until I went home. Someone even looked at my arm and assumed I was being overdramatic. Their face the next week when I came in with a cast was like "Oh shit"
Your teacher sounds very sensible. Sure, you could have been lying, and you could have been inconveniencing people, but in the end, does it cause horrible trouble for other people, if she lets them help you to the doctor? Not really. And if the doctor says you're faking, you're going to get in trouble with your parents, anyway.
At worst, she'll feel bad for not being more sympathetic.
no, i think it was âplease donât get me firedâ and relieved that your parents didnât get upset at her initial lack of responseâŠ
I got beaten up by bullies, one of them strangled me while the other hit me really hard on the neck. A teacher came (not one of our teachers but i knew her) and yelled at me for beein over dramatic, because i was crying from pain. During the next lesson (me still weeping) i couldnt take the pain anymore and i puked out about 2 liters of liquid (not dramatizing the entire desk and the floor was full of some mixture of grey translucent and green goo). They called the ambulance. Next day i came in with a neckholder (not sure if its the correct translation since i am in austria). The teacher that yelled at me saw that and tried to hide her failure. too bad i sued the bullies for their deed and she was a witness. She was teacher of trust? not anymore.
Second story: Look boss, these guys know what they're doing. Just trust them, let them do their jobs and STOP SLOWING THEM DOWN, if you know what's good for your bottom line!
That is the union mindset. Itâs also the reason schools and government buildings are so much more expensive than private projects. Thank you Davis and Bacon, you are costing taxpayers billions every year.
100 likes;)
My entire argument to my job in a nutshell.
I was also thinking this is the union mind set. Don't want to reduce those billable hours but working faster.
RE: second story. At the end of my 30 year active duty career I was managing 40,000 man-hours of preventative and corrective maintenance with a zero in-use failure rate. My guiding principle: Try to avoid interfering with the person who is getting the job done.
That first story reminds me of when I got a substitute fired. I had cancer and with the meds I was on I was easily dehydrated. I left my water bottle back in gym class and when I asked the teacher to let me get some water she refused to let me even after telling her I had cancer. If it weren't for the kids in my class backing me up (even some of the ones that used to bully me) I think I might have ended up dying or at least feinting. Needless to say almost killing the cancer kid doesn't look good when their parents find out.
God I can relate to that first story. I have chronic digestive issues that tend to flare up when Iâm stressed. During a math test, I ran to the restroom so I wouldnât throw up on the floor and my teacher accused me of cheating. I was so tempted to say âif you donât believe me, you can come watch me vomit, but that doesnât seem pleasant for either of usâ
You totally shouldâve said that
I have similar issues. My brother thought I was faking for years until I couldn't close the door behind me fast enough and he came to close it and saw me barely make the toilet. He went "oh SHIT" then was extra helpful to me all day. Lots of other people assume I'm faking too and it's like? Nah I just continue on with my day usually because there's literally nothing else I can do about it. The meds that actually help make me drowsy lol
@@LeannahW About ten years ago, I started vomiting a lot more, mostly due to pain. Not just "only vomiting when actually sick."
I started stashing barf bags all over the house. I carry them with me when I go out.
If I pull out a blue bag, and open in up, look out!
I just tell my students if they feel like they're gonna be sick, please go to the restroom and not be sick in my room. Then let me know when they come back so I can send them to the nurse.
I also had peppermints if they were nauseous (it's a natural anti-nausea aid but bc its "candy" I could hand it out)
I also just let kids sign themselves out and in for restroom breaks. As long as it wasnt excessive, during instructions, etc I was fine with them being treated like adults. There are legitimate times it needs to be restricted (i.e. lockdown, testing, etc) but I was generally pretty lenient so it when I did have to restrict it, kids were understanding and followed my requirements. "Love & Logic" wins.
The world needs more teachers like you
To clarify, nausea itself wasnt enough to be sent home. At best they could lay down in the nurse's office then be returned to class. I'd just hand them some peppermints and told them to put their head down for a few moments. Usually in 5-10 minutes they were fine and minimal instruction time lost.
The nerve to demand 30% tip lol. 20% is already a lot if you're spending over $100.
I was just thinking this. Iâve probably neared 25% a few times (although I canât think when), but Iâve NEVER tipped 30%.
And there was already an automatic 18% tip added for large groups. So she was guaranteed a good tip every single time that group came in even if her service wasn't great. But she wanted to be greedy and demand more đ the nerve is right
Ontop of it being in Canada where waitresses and waiters are actually paid well and tips aren't soemthing you have to give.
I dont understand since i am european, but we tip normally 2 Euros tops, and tips get taxed. is the food that cheap in america or what?
@@lolmanboss The food isnât cheaper, we just donât pay our servers well so itâs up to the customers to pay the difference
I love the first story. Most of my teachers are good, but thereâs always a few teachers who just hates you for no reason. Usually if you try to talk back or take revenge, youâd get in trouble. In the story, they just complied, so they were fine. The teacher is really mean though. If a kid can see that theyâre unusually pale and sweaty, why canât the teacher? They just wanted to be mean for some reason.
Good luck trying to clean up the grade book. Hydrochloric acid is really destructive stuff and that grade book is *ruined* from front to back. Serves her right.
Eesh, stomach acid + paper = chaos. And if OP puked over something made of metal...
OP: hey, i need to go to the bathroom, I feel really si-
Teacher: LIES! IF YOUR SICK THEN PROVE IT!
OP: *pukes everywhere*
Teacher: *suprised pikachu face*
It was at this moment that Karen knew, she fucked up
As a teacher, I hate that I get this weird pressure to not let kids go to the bathroom. It's like a badge of honor to some people I work with that they never let a kid leave the room for the bathroom or water. Can we please just treat students like humans?
Yay for you. Looking through these comments, clearly you are in the minority. Wish more people thought through things better.
I have a similar story: I was in middle school and I truly I have no idea now what I did but as I sat down to take a test in one of my classes I got INTENSE pain in my left knee. I looked at it and it was really swollen. I raised my hand and explained that something was wrong with my knee. Again, we were testing and in my day âchildren were seen and not heardâ. I was an extremely shy child that had a very hand time speaking up for myself - especially to teachers. She told me I was fine after I explained what was happening. I just shut up after that and pushed through with the test. Then, I had to get up to hand her the paper. ThisâŠwasâŠBAD. I could t walk at all and she basically accused me of faking and playing it up. Again, I say nothing because I was honestly scared. After class I went immediately to the nurses office where she ended up calling my grandmother after seeing the swelling. I had such trouble walking I remember holding on the the railings for support walking to the nurse. I went to the doctor where turns out - I some how dislocated my knee. When my grandmother found out the turn of eventsâŠwellâŠtrust me the school and the teacher found out the hard way to believe me the next time I said something was wrong. No one messes with Nanaâs.
To the foreign folk not used to our tipping custom: If it's food service where they actually bring food to your table (So, a restaurant, not fast food), 15% over the total is acceptable. If the service sucked, still give 10%. If they impressed you, 20%. More than that is unnecessary, but they won't be mad about it. And yes, your method of actually paying your employees instead of expecting guests to is better.
That's what I thought! I'm from America, and I've been very confused lately cause the minimum seems to have somehow risen to 20%? And I was thinking I just got something wrong, but it's good to know that, yea, the average is about 15%
We have a regulated federal minimum wage in Canada that is consistent so our tips are 5-8% on average. Sometimes in QuĂ©bec they donât go beyond %5 probably because of a sense of solidarity? Idk
Unlike in American where some states allow employers to not pay their employees at all if they are a private business that makes less than 100,000 $ đ
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072, that isn't true. And servers who get tips still have to be paid at least minimum wage by the employer if tips aren't enough to get them to that amount.
I have been a server and I can tell you, if you do the job right, you make far more than minimum wage, without having to bully the customers. And I consistently tip at least at least 10% unless the service was horrible.
I also stay at hotels a lot for work, and in the past I was a hotel housekeeper for a horrendous 4 months. Now, those people get minimum wage and people *never* tip. I am an amazing guest, I leave things tidy and I still tip, because that is a horrible job and they don't get paid anywhere near enough.
@@bcaye Bruh! Yes it *_IS_* true! đThe reason why you donât experience is because youâre either not in one of those states or your place of business does not meet the criteria.
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072, bullshit. That makes 0% economic sense. Who would keep working without being paid? Not a single US citizen, I guarantee you.
Waitress: "You shouldn't be eating out if you can't afford to tip 30%."
OP: "Ok, what's 30% of $0?" - priceless.
âKnees weak arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater already.â - The Student Probably
Mom's spaghetti
@@SpartanPrimeDSTY117 lol
Had some of my momâs spaghetti last night
@@SpartanPrimeDSTY117 Which is now the name of a place that Eminem opened up in Detroit serving mom's spaghetti.
@@SpartanPrimeDSTY117 you have Aspergers?
âThese T-1000 units should take about 15 minutes per light.
âYeah, sure thing boss.â
Boss comes back later.
âWHY ARE YOU INSTALLING SHAPESHIFTING MURDERBOTS IN MY CHRISTIAN HIGHSCHOOL!?!?â
I'M DYING!!!đ€Ł
my nephew had a teacher like that. i told him next time that happens, call the teacher's bluff and sick up in the classroom. sure enough a month later, he told he he dropped his pants and sprayed shit all over the floor. i was so proud that i bought him a PS4. the school system immediately made a rule that anyone claiming to be sick, NO LONGER has to ask permission to leave.
Ha!
"I'm not asking for permission; it was a warning."
Teacher in the story: âYa, bring me back a coffee.â
CZcams: âWhat a perfect time to slide in a coffee ad!â
It is
Yet they put in a shampoo ad.
I got a Disney ad
Me: gets no ad
Hmmmm
What are CZcams has ads?
I love how employees in the states rather shame you for being poor and still wanting to have alittle excitement from time to time so you splurge on something nice, instead of getting equal pay from their rich employers and not just basing their wage off tips that arent legally required....also if you do average work you dont get a tip, just doing you job without so much as a good attitude or thank yous then you definitely dont get one....Im not here to tip you for doing your job, you get tips when the service is above average lmao
Some states are not required to pay minimum wage if tips reflect that. There are a lot that do that, so tips arenât actually extra. Itâs liveihood.
@@ashlee6660 All the more reason to put in the effort to be a good server and earn that tip. I typically tip 20% (customary where I live) however, if I feel service is lacking, I may drop down to 15%, or up to 25% if I feel the service was exceptional. However, if service was especially bad, I may not leave a tip at all, and I'm not likely to return. You can't be inattentive and rude and still expect to get a good tip, regardless of how much you get paid, vs how much you get in tips.
@@ashlee6660 And this is why the rest of the developed world thinks we're nuts. Because we put the customer on the hook for making sure the employee can eat rather than make the business owner pay a living wage.
@@metademetra I agree. Living wages should be standard.
This wasnt in the States this was in Canada. Also, she's insane if she thibks Im tipping hwr 30% for evwn the too moat service. 25 at most and 18 is fine.
he really hated his guts and after this hated his guts more lol
Looks like skynet has changed their strategy. Disguising t1000's as lighting units, what genius.
considering how many items are 'smart' these days like t.v's fridges and stuff skynet can get around even more now.
@@velvety2006 Forget about 'smart' devices. You could disguise a t1000 practically anything with that mimetic polyalloy.
Random Reminder: The Eartrh is not flat.
Have a nice day!
Screams of pain and suffering followed shortly after that day
@@loturzelrestaurant who asked
the "bring me back a coffee" one had me rolling!
Yeah same here but mostly because I know someone who would do this if they were a teacher
I had a Spanish teacher do that once but I wanted to grab a snack from the cafeteria. She gave me money to buy my snack and her food.
wow i have never actually heard of a good-sported person who needed a little malicious compliance headed their way, this makes me feel a ray of hope for humanity.
Teacher: *"Do your imaginary puking here!"*
OP: *Pukes on her*
Teacher: *Shocked Pikachu Face* *"hE jUsT tHrEw uP oN mE bY FoRcE!!"*
Principal: *"Lol, no he didn't."*
Teacher: *Even more Shocked Pikachu Face*
If I were OPâs mom, I would have demanded disciplinary action against the teacher and pulled OP out of that school if disciplinary action was not taken.
@@morgandouglas6014 same
@@morgandouglas6014 I would've physically went to the teacher and chew the absolute crap out of her. If she tried the "Threw up on me by force" blame game, I won't have ANY of it.
is it normal that i've started to look for your comments under every r slash video i watch? :D
@@sixxsoup Nah, it's totally normal. I watch rslash every single day lmao. There's a high chance you'll find my comment XD
The first story reminds me of one my parents loved to retell:
When I was very young - still using a bottle - my parents went to the doctor saying that I wouldn't keep down my food and would spew up after feeding.
The doctor smiled at, what he thought, were silly, young, first time parents (they weren't - I have an older sister.
So, he took me from my mum and proceeded to feed memy bottle.
He was so proud of himself saying "see all went well"
I think it is obvious where this is going.
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I puked all over him. đ€ź
My parents told me they were never so happy to see me puke as they were then.
I had this problem as a baby as well. My mom's/my doctor told her that I just want to nurse cause it comforts babies and helps them fall asleep, they got me a pacifier and never had the problem again
That can be a symptom of pyloric stenosis, where the sphincter between the stomach and intestine is hypertrophied and requires surgical correction.
We're not rich...it would be hundreds of dollars per week in tip. I wish I wasn't rich like that
The concept of being jealous of someone because of their "special privileges" is so ridiculous to me. As a disabled person with some "special privileges", I would 1000% rather be in YOUR shoes, able bodied, than have my precious "special privileges" đ
I don't want to need them, they just make my life a little easier to live
This... this right here...
Well said
I am Canadian and have lived here all my life, and the customary tip at a restaurant or cafe is 15%. That said, any tip amount is fine really.
That's if the service was good as well. In Canada wait staff is actually paid very well and it's not like America where they rely on tips
iâve never heard it as above that as a minimum unless itâs exceptional service, but never 20% unless a huge group (say 10 or more)âŠ
That first story is why, no matter how much I distrust or just outright don't like a student, I ALWAYS let them go to the bathroom. I have a morbid fear of vomit (emetophobia) and it's the last thing I wanna see. Even without the phobia though, imagine having to tell the principal, the janitor, and that child's parents, "Well, they did say they were sick, but they were rude to me all week so I didn't believe them." Just let the kids go do their business. Better safe than sorry
A T1000 is also the name for a "Tactical Flashlight", the T stands for "Theta", so maybe there is a light fixture version?
I'd rather just imagine that these are the T1000 Terminators.
@@KumiChan2004 fair enough lol
"storytime* something similar happened to me like in that first story, except i didn't puke, this was in 7th grade and it was my history teacher, what happned was I was outside on my way to class (there were two buildings) anyways, i ended up tripping and falling and it hurt a bit, but i didn't think much of it, i brushed myself off and went to my history class, well then i noticed a hole in my pants and i saw blood, so I asked my teacher if i could go to the nurse (i wanted to get a bandage and some ice) and he said "why, what's the nurse going to do for you" so basically i had to sit through the entire class with a throbbing knee, so then when class ended, i went to the nurse and my knee was now bruised, bleeding, and a bit swollen, so the nurse cleaned it up, put a bandage on it and gave me a bag of ice and while i was in there, the SAME history teacher showed up in the nurse's office and saw me there, but didn't say anything....he also did this to me one other time after i had gotten two or 3 shots in my arm the day before at my dr appointment and my arm was really sore and again, i just wanted an ice pack from the nurse and again he said to me "what's the nurse going to do" so AGAIN i had to wait until class was over and go and get the ice from the nurse, needless to say i was never very fond of that teacher, he also had this rule where if you said shut up in his class, you had to stand in the corner and look out the window and watch the trees
Great story! If I was in his class I'd be saying shut up every second just so I wouldn't have to take notes from him smh.
I would rather watch trees than watch that guy teach đ
@@A_Rose_From_Concrete ikr
@@rtxOrca yeah same here, it was history which i hated anyway lol
The first story reminded me of one of my teachers :
When I get scared or stress it does something to my brain. I don't really understand the problem but every time I would faint. I would usually see this coming so I would go to the clinic, faint there, then go back to class to not bother anyone.
One day I accidentally did something that stressed me quite a lot and I started getting my usual symptoms I get before fainting. I told my computer teacher "Miss I need to go to the clinic", but she refused since she had this dumb rule that "You can't leave MY class since you should have done LEFT during LUNCH." since her class was after it. I was told her "Miss but this is important and I can't wai-", only to be cut off and yelled at "OP NO! You just want to get out of class!". So I asked one of my classmates to stand up, told them to hold me and faint right in the spot.
When I gained my consciousness a few seconds after. I could hear the freak out that was happening and I couldn't help but smile even though I was still out of it.
Stories like the first one make me glad all my teachers were wonderful... Except for one. Her name was Miss Love and she didn't believe me when I was sad and distracted because my dad was in the hospital with a broken back, leg, and missing ear. He'd been in a 5 car accident that was so bad it was all over the news. She just told me to stop crying... It didn't work.
I got yelled at too for crying, because i was beaten up by 2 bullies. I threw up in calss after that (not her class) and was sent to hospital. Next day i had a neckholder(Halskrause in german) and she had to go to court as a whitness, where she had to explain herself too.
I was also someone who was often sick growing up, I never had an issue with teachers until a reading teacher in 6th grade. Everyone hated her because was very "old school" (liked humiliating kids that forgot homework, didn't believe in mental disorders, used slurs when talking about both physical and metal disabilities, talked about missing corporal punishment, etc) and reeked of cigarettes and booze. She hated me because I had an IEP (not sure if that's what they're called still, it was basically just a for stating I had special accommodations do to my physical health and mental disabilities). Long story short, we had to do oral reports, I asked to go to the nurse because I didn't feel good, she refused and tried to humiliate me because my report wasn't finished yet, I puked. The worse was after, she didn't just let me go to the nurse, she grabbed me by my elbow, lifted it way above my head to where I had to walk on my tippy toes and dragged me to the principal. She demanded that I get detention for disrupting class while my shirt and face were covered in puke. Thankfully the principals office lead to the nurses office and he let me walk right in. I never got a detention but nothing happened to her either.
Honestly, if you were me on that first story I wouldâve demanded one out of two things
1. An apology directly for me.
2. Her resign she clearly cannot handle being a teacher then Iâd probably take it to the school board if none of the demands are met
I threw up all over my math teachers text books in high-school. I felt no remorse because the school nurse kept sending me back to class even though I knew that I was going to get sick. I went 3 times in 15 minutes, and was sent back 3 times.
Most favorite subs on rSlash: 1. PR, 2. MC, 3. EP.
Same but Petty Revenge is the best
Mine are AITA, TreeLaw, TIFU. But I really like MC and PR too. :)
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5:59, damn, that teacher is a boss and they played malicious compliance like not just a fiddle, but also a full blown symphony orchestra, and bonus points if that teacher was going to retire that year as well.
The light fitting one, they should have just been moving really really slowly, as to make it take exactly 15 minutes per light. The foreman would have seen them pretending to be like slow motion humans.
When I was in the third grade, my grandma sent me to school sick. Her old thermometer didnât read anything above 98F so she decided I was fine. When I went to class, my teacher(who hated me) took one look at me and sent me to the office because âyouâre obviously sick and shouldnât be at schoolâ. My temperature read 100-101F. My grandma picked me back up not even thirty minutes after forcing me to go to school, and Iâll never forget the satisfaction of telling her, âtold you Iâm sickâ while still in the schoolâs office.
What's the point of a thermometer which doesn't read above the normal human temperature ? xD
@@misakimei8715 My natural temperature is 97.4F, but I just meant that it read around that, not that itâs unable to read higher(although I think it was broken anyway). Sorry for the confusion.
@@gaxalee7392 Ah, my bad. Thanks for clearing it up
@@misakimei8715 No problem!!
A person can be sick, even without a fever. Saying, "No temperature means you go to school" is STUPID.
I waitressed for several years. Tip is usually 15% and then 20% or more if the person is really good and attentive.
Me, a sympathy puker: "I wonder what rSlash has uploaded today-- hrrk!" đ€ą
Dude.
You okay?
Me, who has a horrible phobia of vomit and was eating while seeing the thumbnail: ......
Yeah I feel like I'm gonna have more nightmares tonight again but who cares I've dealt with this my whole life, rSlashes videos are worth a little bit of shitty anxiety
@@galacticrainestorm8546 there's a coffee cup and straw on the floor too, so I think it's coffee, but yeah that does look a little too like vomit, hope your nightmares aren't that bad tonight
@@genericalex5564 Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you!
The âbring me back a coffeeâ got a good chuckle outta me.
That puking story reminded me of a time I was recovering from surgery as a child. If a nurse turned me on my right side, I would puke. A new, Karen of a nurse came in to turn me and I warned her that she can only turn me on my left and why. She scoffed and said, âThatâs ridiculous!â Then she pulled me toward her onto my right side. And triggered the đ€ź all over her! It was a nasty green colour. She was mad đĄ like I did it on purpose. She couldnât say I didnât warn her, though. đ
I spent a month sick with pneumonia in high school. I got about a chapter behind in math, but taught that entire chapter to myself. When I was finally well enough to return to school, my math teacher tried to make me take a test for the chapter I hadnât learned. She told me I âshould have kept up with the homework while I was sick.â Like I wasnât just âsickâ I was 16 and couldnât even wash my own hair without passing out, because 2/3 of my left lung was full of bacteria. I left the classroom and started bawling, like she treated me like I was on vacation during that time. I went to the guidance counselor, who called down to her room and explained that I was upset. I heard her say to him, âwell sheâll have to take the advanced classes test if she insists on not taking this one!â I agreed to that, because I would have failed this one. The following week I took the advanced test and got an A, I imagine to her dismay. Iâm not the best with math but I hope she realized that I was a hard worker. On the other hand, my teacher for AP English gave me a pass on most of my homework, saying I âhad been hit by a truck for a month straight.â He was a great guy.
I had a grade school teacher who made a rule that "If we had need to leave the class, just stand up and walk out." I became the class example when I burst out of the room, only to throw up half way down the hall headed to the bathroom!
When I was in 3rd grade, my teacher didn't believe me that I was sick. I ended up puking on her foot, while she was wearing sandals. đ She was mean to me, because my older brother was a d-bag, so she automatically assumed that I would be the same. After that day, she started to be a little nicer to me. đ
I'm a server, and tipping 20% is usually the amount you tip, if the service is great. If you're a good server, you should be making decent money. Yes, some people don't know how to tip. But, other customers know how to.
Yeah, when the story started, I thought OP was going to tip 10% or less like a lot of Europeans who are unfamiliar with North American tipping practices, and that I might wind up siding with the server (I'm a big believer in tipping 20%, and while I don't blame Europeans for not knowing North American customs, I would blame OP for deliberately punishing the server for it), but the server acting like 18% was atrocious and claiming that 30% is normal for great service almost makes it sound like she was trying to take advantage of OP's good nature and unfamiliarity with the cultural norms by exaggerating what level of tipping is expected.
The stories where the person having the compliance happening to them realises their mistake and changes what they're doing are the best ones. Rare, but love them
The puke story reminds me of a time in daycare (I was 4-5yo imo). During "snack time" we were all sat at tables and given like half a pb&j and a tiny children's dixie cup of milk. I have a strong aversion to milk. I don't think I am lactose intolerant, but the smell and taste of milk easily made me gag when I was a kid. I politely asked for water instead. One of the daycare workers decided I was lying and told me i HAD to drink the milk and that I in fact could NOT have water. I looked at the water fountain a few feet away from where we were sitting and back at the lady with her stern look and her hands on her hips and decided maybe this time I could just drink milk like a normal kid.
I took in all the milk in to my mouth, but couldn't swallow it. I tried to force myself to gulp it down but failed repeatedly. As soon as i placed the cup down however, the daycare worker triumphantly tried to take the cup back. I tried to swallow for the last time and got the milk halfway down my throat before I instinctively ejected it from my body. The milk sprayed all over the lady's outstretched arm and face. I didn't say anything, she didn't say anything. I was never served milk again.
also: this was in the 90's when every adult "knew" that milk was some wonder chemical that was going to cure cancer and aides and make kids live till they were 690 years old. I was forced to drink a glass of milk several times as a kid. Not every time ended in a violent milk explosion, but I honestly think I am pretty traumatized from it. Fuck milk.
Is it straight milk that you can't handle, or can you mix it something else like coffee or smoothie?
The notification compliance bit was the best when the dude actually learns a lesson and starts being nicer.
My Spanish teacher didn't enter in any grades the entire year, and then two weeks before school ended he lost the grade book.
Without any records of people's actual grades, they had to base people's grades off of the two assignments from those last two weeks which were both graded based on participation.
Basically, everyone who participated in those last two assignments got 100% in class that year, which is rather fortunate for me because I'm pretty sure I should have failed that class.
That one teacher sounds like one of my old bosses. At Christmas, on the last day before our time off, just about lunchtime, he would stand in the middle of the department (the exit was right there, by the middle of all the cubes), and loudly proclaim "I don't want to see anyone leaving early!"
Then, he'd leave "for lunch" and not come back that day.
Most people would wait 15 minutes, in case he forgot something, which he did do, one year. A co-worker was leaving just as he was coming back for his thing, and he held his hands up over his eyes. "I don't see anything."
LOL. Everyone knew he was releasing them early. But also, it was lunchtime, so anyone could have just "left for lunch" and not com back, so even if he did see anything, he didn't see anything that meant they were leaving for the day, without permission. But, it did work as deniability.
What's funny is my extended family said the same thing one time I was sick. I have a much lower normal temperature, normally in the 96s, but my temp was at 98- which for meant I wasn't great, but I told them I was going to puke. They didn't believe me, and I ended up puking all over the middle armrest in their car and they made me sit outside a gas station with my mom, ignoring the fact that I warned them it was going to happen. They could have just stopped and let me puke on a bush or something, but nah. I also used to get migraines that would cause spots to appear in my vision- if I didn't drink as much water as possible I would end up puking, I always got weird looks
The first story reminds me of an incident in elementary school. We had a hurricane drill one morning. That day, I hadn't been feeling the best; I originally thought I was just hungry so got breakfast at school. So, halfway down stairs during the drill, I knew I was going to pick, and I tried to tell my teacher, who was a really nice teacher and under normal circumstances would have listened to me. Because it was an important drill, she cut me off and told me I had to keep quiet and follow my group. I reached the last step and proved to her why she should first make sure that there's not a problem; I picked all over the floor, myself and the steps. I was crying and apologizing while the teachers hurried to help. I even apologized to the janitor, who I was friends with (all the adults adored me when I was growing up, cause I was always so polite and kind) my teacher apologized to me as she rushed me to the nearest bathroom; which happened to be a kindergarten classroom's bathroom. Grandma got called and I was taken home, where I slept for about two days; I felt better the next day, but Grandma didn't wanna risk it.
I worked as a helper for a journeyman electrician in a remodel in a corporate office building. The remodel was while the company was still working in the building. We were given one exit sign to install with 2 additional helpers... for the week. One sign takes about 15 minutes for one person. We had to make this sign stretch 5 days in a room full of cubicals full of employees with 4 people. I stood holding tools for 5 days being paid twice minimum wage. The best part was the sign was installed in finished before first break on Monday, we just left one wire decoupled with each end wire nutted. The journeyman sat on the ladder with head in the ceiling sleeping, we just had to tap the ladder is a supervisor came by to check in. They never did. Never agree to pay on a time and materials job, some how a 15 minute job cost you 120 hours of helper's wages and 40 hours of Journeyman's wages.
While it's possible the teacher in Story 1 is a terrible person, I want to explain a lot of students lie about feeling sick or needing to go to the bathroom to get out of class. Especially this year when they're vandalizing bathrooms. We're also really careful with kids feeling sick this year, so I'll let kids who are legit not feeling well go to the office, but then as soon as they leave, my lazy kids claim the same symptoms with 0 believability.
Basically, the teacher is probably an AH, but not all teachers are when they tell you that you can't go to the bathroom.
5:00 Don't be sorry there weren't more fireworks. I actually find it refreshing to see the antagonist of one of these stories turn out to be a decent person who was probably just a little naĂŻve because he was new and who actually took his lesson in good humor. It's nice to see a wholesome outcome instead of a narcissist going berserk at being outplayed.
5:09, well, at least the manager learned that it was a bad idea and that the OP, their team, and the boss were not antagonistic assholes towards one another, so, all is well that ends well, I guess, which is honestly rare in such stories on Reddit.
Iâve got a great vomit story, too!
In middle School, I always had to pee during music class and my teacher took notice. She told me that it was rude of me to always go pee during her class so I promised to change because I respected her.
Next day.
I felt crumby all day but it peaked in, you guessed it, music class. I held out as long as I could, but eventually (and very slowly as I was an acid-filled time bomb) I filled out my hall pass. I went up to her and asked to go to the bathroom and I can remember her having the smuggest âI knew you wouldnât changeâ look on her face as she signed.
Luckily for me and the janitors, the bathroom was within ten paces of her classroom and I darted out the door. I managed to get into the bathroom opening in time for a loud, explosive pre-puking burp erupted from my mouth, echoing in the tiled chamber and I just barely, *barely* managed to get into a stall before proceeding to vomit up my guts like I was in a Dario Argento film.
I meekly went back to the classroom to get my things and I am faced with about 26 concerned and shocked teenaged faces staring at me, wondering if I just birthed a demon in the bathroom. My teacher was super nice and apologetic and told me to go to the nurseâs office.
Turns out, the violent sounds of my distress were easily heard by all those in the music room so there was no denying that I had been very ill.
I still wonder if they all just sat in silence for 5 minutes listening to me expunge the contents of my stomach.
And after I got back I did, in fact, change my pee schedule. Happy ending!
The entitled administrator story: that wasn't just malicious compliance...that was PETTY malicious compliance ..and I love it
I hate teachers like that. I wasn't a sick kid but, when I did have a legitimate problem, I had teachers that were like that.
When I was in high school a couple of our teachers had a policy they told you the first day in their class: "If you have to throw up, don't bother asking for permission, just get to the bathroom." I think it only happened twice in the 4 years I was there.
10:35 that's what I was thinking. Yes. Robert Patrick's version, I believe!
Teacher be like: Puke here if you really are sick
OP: *Pukes*
Teacher be like: *WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?*
Everyone:*bruhmoment*
To your question about terminators: Arnold Schwarzenegger's character, or character*s* in those movies were two different kinds of Terminator. Technically they were more than that, but to keep things simple we'll say that there were two. The first one - as in, from the first movie was a t-600. His character from the second movie was a t-800.
The difference was largely in scale. The 6s we're mostly designed for specific targets, each one was purpose-built, although there wasn't really that much difference between them, because they were still built on the- at the time standard skynet infantry model of endoskeleton.
The 8s on the other hand were effectively skynet infantry, which had been upgraded to be able to operate more autonomously, with less reference to the overall skynet program. That's part of why they were so dangerous. Each one of the 8s was a vector, from which skynet itself could be born. As soon as they sent one back, it was almost inevitable that skynet would come to be. And they sent hundreds.
The teacher hated OP's guts, so they had to spill their guts to prove a point.
My second-grade teacher said "no more bathroom breaks for anyone, for any reason for the rest of the day, no exceptions." So I puked on my leg... She said afterward there would've been an exception.
I love how in the last one the kid still didn't behave better lol
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That journeyman should know better. If your foreman tells you to waste time, you waste time. If management shows up, you act busy. You don't rat out your foreman for giving you an easy day. Ungrateful.
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Love that you put chapters in!! The little change is really helpful if I've already read or heard that story :D love ya rslash!!!!
My fifth grade teacher was a piece of work. She had issues with me from the get go. The minute she insulted my parents for how they raised me, I no longer cared. My friend sneezed in class one day and you know, the logical thing would be to say bless you right? No she said I needed to stand on the ramp. Stood there for 15 minutes when she came out and lectured me on interrupting her class. I said I was raised to have manners, obviously you need to learn some of your own. She looked so shocked and told me to be quiet the rest of the day, well every time she called on me I would write my answer down and hold it up. She was not amused one bit. All my friends jumped on the bandwagon and started doing it in protest. Some teachers just want to teach and help the next generation, others just wanna be assholes and demean kids
Regarding the story @2:30 about developers checking in: This is the best outcome for malicious compliance I think. They took their boss' orders literally and checked in for everything, but the boss saw the error in his ways, was reasonable, and work after that was more efficient (presumably). No one was fired, no bad blood between management and workers.
The first story makes me remember that time during 1st grade that I felt really sick during a test, I went to the teacher to ask if I could go to the bathroom, she denied it and told me to go back to my seat... after a few minutes I decided to ask again; she looked pissed but I wasn't able to even say "can..." that I started puking. The teacher was so shocked that yelled me to go to the bathroom immediately.
In the end I puked from my class until the bathroom, the sink was clean as I finished my "bombs" before reaching it lol
One time in third grade I had the worst stomach cramps ever from something I ate at lunch, but I tried my best to deal with it cuz the first time I went to the nurse, she dismissed me, probably thinking I was faking for attention (she usually did that for every kid, especially frequent fliers like me [I often had gastro issues either from anxiety or from being lactose intolerant]). Eventually I told my teacher to call my mom to pick me up because I knew that the nurse wouldnât listen to me, and I think I told her as much. Bless her, she believed me and called my mom right away. Iâll never understand why some school nurses are particularly cruel toward elementary-age kids. đđ
"Welcome to r/maliciouscompliance, where OP pukes all over his toxic math teacher"
Well, poison does tend to do that to a person.
I had a teacher insist I wasnât sick and I needed to take a test⊠I didnât *quite* make it to the trash can behind the teacherâs desk. I got her purse, her sweater, her chair, her desk, the wall, the floor, and permission to go call a parent to take me home. đ€đ€ąđ€źđ€·đ»ââïž
Boss: what are you doing
Employee: doing my job in an efficient manner.
Boss: no, waste company time and do it the way I want you too.
Employee: ok
(Said boss gets in trouble for forcing the waste of company time).
Priceless lol
Teacher : You CAN puke here
OP : *pukes*
Teacher : surprised_pikachu_face.jpg
With the T-1000 I couldn't help but think, "damn, some people take security seriously."
Imagine flicking a light switch and you hear several Arnold Schwarzeneggers saying random quotes from his movies
My daughter actually did this in school. She went to the office and asked to call me and they sent her to the nurse and was told she was fine and could just go sit in the nurse's office if she "really" didn't feel good. She has missed a bit of school due to health issues that we didn't find the cause off until about a year later. She called me from the phone in the nurse's office and told me how they didn't believe her and how they wouldn't let her call me. She also told me how she felt like she was going to throw up. Well she told me she couldn't find something to throw up in and I said oh well I guess they should have listened. She ended up throwing up all over the floor. I came and picked her up from school after that.
As someone who literally has the stomach flu today: how stupid su you have to be to not realize someone with it or something similar isn't feeling well? Even if you don't think it's that specifically, I would still 100% have sent him home, anyone who looks that sick shouldn't be anywhere close to other people unless it's necessary.
One time, in second grade, I felt my stomach get hard and I did not feel good. I knew I was going to throw up and wanted to get to the bathroom before whatever was in my stomach made its way back out. I told my teacher I was going to be sick and I didnt feel good. She hardly glanced at me, hunched over and struggling to keep my food down. "No you're not, you're fine go sit down" she told me. I was a kid who didn't like getting in trouble, so I did. Barely sitting, the discomfort in my stomach became worse. I was not going to hold off the impending show much longer and I really didnt want to puke in the classroom. I again tried to warn my teacher and ask her to excuse me to the bathroom, or maybe puke in her lap to prove my point. I hobbled my way to her. I didnt make it and she went wide eyed as the carpet in front of her desk became my lunches final resting place. One of my classmates/ friends commented on how gross it was. My teachers shock turned into a glare, her nostrils flared and she yelled at me to go to the bathroom, like it was my fault I puked in class. I tried to hurry, but when i felt another round come on and I aimed for the sink in the classroom. She again shouted at me to go to the bathroom. I remember looking at her indignat face in disbelief before booking it to the bathroom. I think I was pretty sick, because the rest of my memory gets fuzzy, but the office staff and principle were really nice to me while I waited for my mom to come take me home. But screw my teacher for assuming I was lying.
My mother's a nurse. Had the flu in grade 3 and she sent me to school anyway. One hour in to the day, I threw up hard. Everywhere. Sent to the sick bay and got yelled at cos they couldn't get a hold of my mum and had to look after me. Very sympathetic guys.
I had a teacher who didnât believe I was sick, until I stumbled to their desk and puked in their wastebasket. To be fair, they became apologetic, and sent me to the nurseâs office to rest until my mom could pick me up.
I love that at the beginning of the sixth story op is just casually installing terminators
13:56 As someone who legit has to pee so often, I am offended!
The teacher story reminds me of an event when I was in school. We got our lunches at school, but it was pretty low quality. One day I'd gotten this apple pie as a desert but, one mouthful and I got the feeling something was off, so I stopped eating it. The teacher supervising us, making sure we were behaving insisted I finish it. I assume they were going for a, eat all you take angle. It wasn't really malicious, I was just obedient and they were blunt in their demand. As you might guess, after a few more spoons my stomach decided it agreed with my tongue and rejected it, forcefully. Sadly I doubt that teacher had any reprisal, I know I never got an apology. I always hoped they had enough awareness to realise what they'd done, and the empathy to feel bad about it.
This isnât malicious compliance but it does involve me being sick. So in 4th grade, I woke up to go to school but I felt terrible. So what do I do? Go to doctor dad. But he checked me out and said I was fine and sent me to school. I was not fine. (To be fair, my dads an ER doctor) I think I made it half the day and I kept getting up thinking I was going to be sick. Luckily the teacher knew I wasnât feeling well and let me keep getting up. Finally I threw up and was went home. When my dad came home I looked at him and said, told ya. (Also I did go to my schools nurse, but when she checked me out, I had no fever so technically she couldnât send me home. This happened a long time ago 11 years so details are fuzzy)
OP: I might be sick, can I go home?
Teacher: Stop lying about being sick!
OP: *Vomits*
Teacher: *Surprised Pikachu face*
5:03 To be fair, I probably would have initially been really pissed and confused, and be like, âwtf?â. But after like 5-10 seconds and let the realisation set in, I, too, would be like, âwell played. TouchĂ©.â
If I Were The Parent Of The Person In The First Story, I'd Sue The School Board For Allowing Such Negligence And Demand The Teacher Be Fired And Have Her License Revoked
I've done something similar to the pukey kid. I was in the hospital, IV and all. Now, something to know about me. When they flush the line with saline, I can taste it. And too much too fast and I'll gag or puke. Always have. So, one day, in comes a nurse I hadn't had before. Takes my vitals, switched my drip bag, and then pulled out the syringe for the flush. So I warned her. "Hey, just so you know, if you gun the flush, I might throw up. Can you please go slow?" She scoffed at me and rolled her eyes. I held my arm out, and she hooked on the syringe. And then gunned it. Like, I've never had anyone flush the line faster in my life. And what do you know? I puke. Except...I had been facing her head on. Puke in her hair, puke on her clothes, puke on her face. I apologized, said that I HAD warned her. She mumbled something and hustled off to clean up. I never had any more flush troubles the rest of my visit.