What Are They DOING To That Poor Dog? - Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos
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TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!... LADIES???? Seeing Jack (Sean?) laughing at my videos brings smile to my face! Thank you!
OMG ITS YOU ITS YOU
OH HI
Omg, YOUR HILARIOUS, YOU JUST HURT YOURSELF TO GET ENTERTAINMENT, YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY 🤣
It's almost imposible to not laugh 😁 it's awesome to see things like this, where creators enjoy each others content (btw I'm really glad you made your channel, I've always loved learning about electronics and electricity)
Foxy KnightExe I can’t tell if you were sarcastic or serious and that concerns me
"The fact that he knows how to hurt himself without killing him self prove so how smart he really is"
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
A man of culture
Yes!
unus annus, unus ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS
Cult.
sir, I respect you
“ Harsh sprays scare your pet away, but this ring of death will keep them at bay “
Jacksepticeye 2020.
Why did he say that the moment i read this😭
Same😂😂😂
2 replies on a comment with 1.2k likes on it? Wow.
the dog one had a comment which read
"my grandma could piss harder than the water coming out of this product"
“Let your mom draw on the shirt and find out what it says”
Glowjamas: *you are adopted*
How do you not already have 5 million likes lol?
hahah, witty
@@timeddolphin3974 most liked yt comment does only have 1 mill likes
*draws dicks*
damn i was too late to make the joke :(
Jack: “Dogs are so cute!”
BB: “So it is treason then”
Top 10 anime betrayals xD
remind me again who BB is
@@coromo4978 Seán's cat
@@fea8894 thanks for reminding
@@coromo4978 Evelyn's cat which they share now (did I spell her name right I dunno) :p
As a child, I apparently couldn’t pronounce the sound for “B” and instead used “F” so when I tried to say bucket, it came out as “Fucket”
Also I love how electroBOOM laughs at his own mistakes sometimes it jist makes it 100%more enjoyable knowing he's not actully too badly hurt and can laugh at himself instead of being mad like most ppl would
,,,
@@JonesBeiges 💀🤡
Sean at every single commercial:
“I want theeem!”
13:08
Wantastica 2:53
Sèan
9:53
*Gets it eventually*
"This sucks!"
Sean: “when was the last time you lifted a bucket?”
Me, an equestrian: today
I lifted it today too... filled with water. HELL I LIFTED A TUB FILLED WITH WATER
Same
Same with me
I own goats and chickens
Same I had to bathe my pet mollusk
Horser*
Jack: Describing his dream shower
Me: *Power Washer*
Yes.
Yes.
E
Yuppa
Aw yeah, just power wash the skin off my muscles and bone.
Jack: It’s so delightful, maybe that’s just something about me watching other people in pain.
Me: Jack is the sadist to Mark’s masochist.
@Insomnia_Gaming Ethan is a confused little man trying to figure out his place in this dynamic. Little does he know that he’s both. *Sadomasochist.*
That's a bit 📸🤨
@@thedualityofman6362 sassy**
Get lost.
Also, drop your camera, you're under arrest for taking unauthorized photos illegally.
@@NsodnoajdjkslGASPpppppppp
Teacher : Why are laughing ?
Me : nothing
My mind : F U C K E T
Its actually saying fuck it
Fucket Bucket
@@kamiwamers it/she/he knows
"FUCKET DIS! UM NUTHIN" 😂
@Guren folding bucket
Sean: *Dogs are cute.*
His cat: *confused meowing noises*
*kotch
Lol his name is Shaun!
T-REX you spell it as Sean lmao
@@t-rex9809 its spelt Seán
@@t-rex9809 its spelled sean not shaun
Sean: *So happy to be back he slaps the board extra hard*
Also Sean: "I hurt my hand ಥ_ಥ"
“This feels like home.”
Jack, you ARE our home.
We live inside Seán? Is that sanitary?
@@spacewolfcub it’s only sanitary with the 360 degrees of water jets human sized
"Me?! You did this all for me?!"
Yes, you did that for you.
That meme of him putting a medal on himself
@@errendipnarine XD I WAS GONNA SAY THAT LMAOO
Shit this isn't google
@@addedpole hahahaha XD
CrunchSix LMAO 😂
“If we’re not allowed to swear, then what’s the point of living?”
That, my friends, is an Irishman.
you are so funny axolotls animated
I think literally everyone thinks this at some point
@@dmanregokid oi mate it's not only ze irish asies also swere mates.
I am pretty sure that applyes everywhere on earth
That is definitely the thoughts of any Irish or other person
I would love to see a behind the scenes where Evelyn is just going around the house while you film a video to see how far away from you she can still hear you yell and stuff lol
4:59 you can hear the man's pride sizzleing away =(
I feel like Seán is just a giant kid who wants to buy everything he sees.
If you make as much money as he does, you would probably just buy everything you want too without even looking at the price.
He IS a child. He and Ethan. Jack and Ethan will never grow up. Inside, they're both 7 for the rest of their life.
That doesn't make sense does it? Is my brain just dead?
Seeeeaaaaasnnnnn
Seannn
“I want to see it on somebody’s actual home pet dog”
Looking at you Unus Annus
Have you seen Mark's Puff'n'Fluff video? Incredible content right there.
c h i c k a t h e b i c k a
Sneaky1210 • ANUS
The people that see this comment next year will have no clue what your talking about right?
Yes!
"That's a great bargain!", the Irish equivalent of "that's a great price!"
(10:27)
As a child born in the early 2000s, I can confirm most of these commercials are real. The ones I can't confirm are ones I haven't seen.
Jack one second: “treat your pets with care!”
Jack two seconds later: “Oh my pet will despise this but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
Parker The Pastel Prince dang it an I literally just send this same thing
Brandy Grissom darn it! We can’t BOTH be the smartest people in the room! One of us is going to have to change.😆
As much as I want to like this comment, i don't want to disrupt the perfect 420 likes...
Technojazz unfortunately it’s already been done😞 rip 420
@@sewmicahthat's too bad. But at least i can freely like your comment now
Kid: going under the blanket to read their shirt
Shirt: “you’re adopted”
I felt that
r/woooosssssshhhhhhhhh
I'm your first subscriber mate
@@simpley9075 The fact you play fortnite
I just commented this dang it
Jack doesnt find Glowjamas on the internet.
Evelien in the next room: "Thank God."
Jack I’m not gonna lie
I’ve been dealing with depression for months but your videos have been helping me to smile again.
I really want to thank you for the good times and all the funny moments.
You have been an incredible impact on my life and am great full for all the videos
Thank you so much
Just wanted to send a little encouragement from a random stranger…I hope things are getting better for you, and life gives you more reasons to smile. Please take care of yourself, you are worth it.
I hope your doing well 7 months later :(
I am now thank you
@@Ozee13 that's good to hear! ^^
Hope stuff stays well!
Jack: “I’m basically a 30 year old man”
Also Jack: *gets excited about GlowJammas*
Catastrophia21 I have a feeling he meant to say a 30 year old child... 😂
Sarah Turner I expected that too 🤣🤣
who WOULDN'T!?!?
Who WOULDN'T get excited at glowjamas!
I'm 46 & want them.
Jack: lifts up mug
*Not the B*tch mug*
Everyone: disappointment
Latark 63 oh That just makes me sad
Latark 63 or the d*ck mug
I love the unt mug
@@eatmyshorts8406 Y'mean tha C unt mug?
Don’t judge the epic gamer for his mug!
“Now with the *Woof* *Washer* , i don’t need to use my hands at all”
I laughed so hard this part 🤣
Couaghter is when you cough or have a scratchy throat and begin laughing uncontrollably
It hurts but it still makes me LAUGH
Jack: when’s the last time you have lifted a good bucket
Me: farm time
Yesterday because real jobs don't require a computer 😂😂
Ikr
HAY DAY
Chickens I swear is the worst
To the RANCH
Jack: Is the channel going to become a review channel?
Me: Jacksepticbuy
jacksepticTry
jacksepticBYE
Jackwhattobuy
New channel idea for Sean!!🔔🔔🔔
Damn well genius
Your videos are helping get me through a really tough breakup. Thank you Jack! ☺️
Much love and respect Jack stay safe and stay awesome!🤘🤟 Thank you for always making me smile with your videos.
Jack: **uploads funniest home video**
Whiteboard:aw shit here we go again
Aw shit this isn’t funny
@@EdmundiumHitting your not funny.
Shrowd never said i was
When it’s been so long and you hear the Laugh song:
*cries in Irish*
I need that song now xD
@@discord1052 Here's a timestamp! 1:01 is the beginning of the song. Enjoy!
@@lego_the_cat Oh thank you!
Ag caoinadh (crying)
Think I spelled it right
I have howled all the way through this! Going into work in a great mood 😅thanks Jack ❤
Sean is really really good at making the right jokes at the right time with cool and appropriate editing that clearly depict what he’s trying to show or entertain us. He works so hard for us
Imagine writing “Ur adopted lol” on your kids shirt.
Aww i was going to comment this
Nice one
Sadly I am adopted and I know no one asked but here we are
That's horrible, but you got a great laugh out of me! XD
Lol
Jack: "I hate when people are in pain."
Also Jack: **Laughs at man getting electrocuted**
Logic over 9000
He isnt getting electrocuted
@@Leo-ws3bp small shocks also fine it's just a joke so :p
@ZAKKERY ATKINSON I know
Leo he is dumb ass
I've been binging these infomercial videos and I've never laughed so freaking hard at a CZcams video. Please make more of these
Been having a rough night, this helped calm me down. Thanks a million jack 🤍
Comercial voice: “Harsh sprays scare your pet away”
Jack: “But this ring of *death* will keep him at bay”
that line made me laugh so hard
510
guy: gets hurt
jack: "it's so delightful!"
me: y e s
I kinda hate when you cus because I’m only 9
Melinda Garcia now that feels like a bruh moment
@@melindagarcia418 What does you being 9 have to do with anything?
Edit: You said "cus because "...
What is his name
Srg.Pepper I think it’s ElectroBOOM
I’m very late, but man I love these videos. And his LAUGH song is just such a beat
12:30. That voice break is so perfectly timed. I laugh so hard every time 😁😁😁
Mom: *scribbles on my shirt*
Me: *Goes under my sheets*
My shirt: "You're adopted"
😂😂😂
Yes! I won't inherit my dad's hernia!
Angelina Robinson you clearly haven’t watched the video yet
Angelina Robinson then why did you lmao if it’s not funny? 🤔
Showed be dark but it’s not
"Other dog gates are heavy and they cause cancer and they kill your dad." - Jack, 2020
I believe you the garlic gladiator Billy Bob seansepticeye
They cause crabs or sickness
I lost my mom to cancer
@@derp226 I lost my mom to a blood clot
I laugh at Jack laughing more often than I do at the actual video he's watching
This brings back so many memories
the magic gate is "practically invisible"
I'd probably trip over it
Dude same. That just seems like a health hazard
Pebs The Pleb You’re not supposed to go over it so if you do trip over it that’s your fault lol
@@cassandracarlton400 No the tripping would occur because he couldn't see it.
same
Dog runs into the gate
I beat the system
*Glowjamas, a perfect way to tell your children that they're adopted.*
Yes
TheEmerald Watermelon exactly...
TheEmerald Watermelon yes, we know you are adopted
good point but i dont want to take advice about children from micheal jackson
TheEmerald Watermelon Bitch don’t talk to me, I gave you up for a reason
Its amazing “top of the mourning” and “mom!!!” The holy duo
Did anybody noticed at 13:50 she changed her hand🤣🤣🤣. She sprayed on her left hand and showed her right hand ,,look at the thumb🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sean: "when was the last time you lifted a bucket?"
Me, a fish owner: yesterday
Me who helps with chores: today like right before this video
My step dad, a fisher
2 hours ago
Me, who carries 4 buckets of firewood everyday to my kitchen: A couple hours ago.
Me a turtle owner: like a few hours ago
Me a lazy bitch: a year ago
“If we’re not allowed to swear then what’s the point of living?”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
We’ll all be virgins if we didn’t.
Boo White Facts
I was literally scrolling down on the comments when he said it 😂😂😂
A true Irishman
@@readmydescifyouwant650 do he have a cat
I remember waking up every morning during COVID and bing watching these
I’m happy just watching jack videos they help me
The mom writes "ur adopted" on their kid's glow jamas
Honestly, i'd buy that just for that reason. My sister would be so fuckin pissed when she would wake up in the middle of the night and see "Ur fucking adopted, asshole". That would be the best thing in the world.
I wanna give my relative that so I can write "eat shit u lazy fat bastard"
the next morning the parents are hiding from the screams of their child
"Whens the last time you lifted a good bucket?"
Me: *laughs in farm girl*
NayDay
*squints in farm boy*
..Are you real?
I’ve legitimately not seen an actual girl on a farm in over a year.
I need to see a wattpad story about how you two fall in love right now.
@@sleepyinnuendo gamer girl farm girl meets gamer boy farm boy
@@joshuamoore4971 better than twilight
*greets in garden work*
Jack fascinated by the dog more than the nail product just made me laugh.
Glowjama!
Sean: MOM!!!!! I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT I KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!
"SpRaY-oN nAiLpOLiSh Is FaNtAsTiC"
Simplynailogical has entered the chat
💿holo💿
Lol was thinking the same thing
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Don't forget the taco
💿holosexual💿
Jack: bleeps out his swears
Also Jack: doesn't bleep out the A in the LAUGH song
I LOVE your TARDIS profile
Thanks
Didnt bleep em all lmao
I love you pfp 😊
Its part of the infomercials keep up will ya
Some people do in fact struggle like that when walking over a dog gate. short people especially...
I have tripped over them many times
One year later.. we are still waiting for that slap chop review 😂
Jack: I thought I was gonna have fun in bed tonight
Me: hold up😂😶
Conner Johnstone wait till u hear what gab had to say
Conner Johnstone 😂
Pause on that
Evelyn: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jack: plays theme song
me: sobs in spud
MouthfulOfSpiders ok and? Cancer it is, it’s their opinion and you have yours :D
Thanks Jack for reminding me I'm old. I remember waiting impatiently on prop hunt vids and happy wheels vids lol. On top of that, I literally watched that glowjamas commercial and my neighbors HAD THEM. We used to play with them during sleep overs
I have been so drained all day, actually, all week, but today was by far the worst, to the point of a full on crying breakdown and an anxiety attack- decided it was best to take it easy and try to find comfort in something, first idea was Jack. Somehow makes me laugh even in the worst times. Thanks, Jack.
ElectroBOOM: *is in agonizing pain*
Jacksepticeye: *LAUGHS IN SATAN*
Ejkk
Me: starts laughing alot
Also me 2 seconds later: * nearly chokes from laughing so much *
Don’t we all tho?
Time?
Jack: this is filmed in front of a live studio audience
Audience: *gasp*
Live studio audience: WE'RE ALIVE?
*existential panic*
Any Маy *_Begone bot._*
OMG WOW YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO? Yeah no one cares stfu quoting a reference that is less than 20 seconds into the video...
@@jointlucas8187 tbf, all the comments are quotes
Joint Lucas don’t you love how the dislike button on comments doesn’t show
Do... does everyone elses dog gates not have... you know... a gate? So you can go through? Is everyone else just fully parkouring out of their kitchens???
Pssh! 😂
The mom writes dad and I are getting a divorce on the glow jamas and you see that when you go under the covers. That would be hilarious
“Magic gate” sounds like someone cheated at a fantasy card game
SO FREAKING TRUE
Sounds like another version of pot of greed
Magic the gathering
100% true
Wassoi Senpai except you take two cards from your opponents hand so you look like a prick
Kid: "Mom! Draw on my new glowjamas!"
Mom: "Ok honey."
Message: "You are adopted."
Mint Wolfiee stolen comment
@@meatshield7206 Everything on the internet is stolen...
Kid: Ha this note means nothing because I cannot read!
Dammit, I knew someone would beat me to this...
I was ur 200th like!
I know this is from a long time ago but this made me giggle and feel better.
I remember when this video was new... I watched jack loads during quarantine and now it’s a year old... damn.
I can just imagine his girlfriend sitting in the living room or bedroom and just hear Sean screaming about dog gates and be like “that’s my man”
this
That sounds like it would be absolutely adorable.
I wish he was my boyfriend 😍❤️
Sharona Jhingoeriesingh
Of course you do, he’s one hunk of a male figure
Hell yeah
mom: * writes on shirt *
me: "omg what does it say???"
the shirt: * your dad and i are getting a divorce *
ur.anime.grandpa ._. best comment right here-
@@zeebshomie why thank you
And on the back it says your adopted
Toke sis Cooke
Sis. 🥱🥱☕️☕️
I have seen this man change his very face the most out of anyone alive. Each video is like a new person.
The guy getting his ass burnt was hilarious 😂, and was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Jack: Dogs are predators of the jungle
Dogs: So many things wrong with that statement
“When was the last time you’ve lifted a bucket?”
I work in the food service (at a bakery). The sheer weight of the butter cream bucket alone could kill a man
Shawna Basallo oh my god same! I work in a warehouse where we ship out those buckets of icing. So heavy!
Same! Heavy buckets of sugar with plastic handles
JUST GET THE BUCKET UP AND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED!
**gets a bucket of buck-it-ups and uses buttercream as the handle**
Now I want stories
Looks down on shirt, “You’re not my favorite.” And it shines up at them the whole night.
I'm only commenting on this cause I know someone is gonna see this. I just want to let you know, I love you. And you are worth it.
Thanks 😊
The same goes to you
Nice! Same to you 😊
"Is this the Demise of Jacksepticeye?"
Old school Bunny fans in the back sweating like
Jack: sees commercial
Jack: I gotta get one of those.
True true
Pp
HARD PP
L O N G
P P
The best part of these videos are him reacting to some of the kid things and going crazy about how much he wants them
I'll just gonna say it
I love seeing sean happy and laughing my favorite CZcams ♥
Jack: “It’s been years since I lifted a bucket.”
he’s living the bouji life, folks. His butler does it, obviously
Jack: we have mesh on the windows to get air in and the cat can’t go out
Me: so a fly screen
In America they come built into the windows.
And in Australia
@@Shayhammowolf I sure frickin hope so!
Yeah I do that too - I have a fear of insects and our cats are indoor cats because we are in a flat, and there's a bee hive 10 metres away from the back.
Bro half of these are bringing back memories from when I was little.
I just yelled LAUGH! When he said,”what’s missing on the board?” LOL
Jacksepticeye: “ I love dogs “
His cat : *sad cat noises intensify*
You can love both though...
@@winxclubssuperfan1 r/whoooosh
Daniella Bengtsson r/woooosh
Rainbow dash He didn’t miss the joke. The joke was that... well, it was barely a joke, but it was that he has a cat and it’s sad Jack like the dog, and the guy said you can like both.
Shadow Of Light r/wooosh
Jack: You don’t need glasses
Me: *has been wearing glasses for the past 13 years*
boom, healed :D that's all it takes.
Nightcore Games same tho I got glasses when I was two and a half and the doctors said that with my condition with glasses it would correct by the time I was nine...
They were wrong....
Ash same here. Had mine since I was 4 and I’m now 17 and almost 18
I've been wearing glasses since I was 2, so...22 years ago holy fuck
But yes same lol like I do need them but I know what you meant
Nightcore Games dude sameeeeeee
"I bought a slap chop, I'll make a video on it soon" IT TOOK 2 YEARS!!
jack I keep on coming back to your vids and you and a cupal others are the only people that maeg to make me laugh