MAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIS CAR! I Jacksepticeye's Cringiest Home Videos

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  • čas přidán 26. 05. 2024
  • I have a very strong reaction to a man falling in love with his car in jacksepticeyes funniest home videos. This is not memes, this is just cringe
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  • @ZelinkSupporter
    @ZelinkSupporter Před 5 lety +3588

    "My name is Sean, I'm 14 years old"
    That kid has an impressive beard

  • @shortforedible
    @shortforedible Před 3 lety +1726

    imagine coming out to your dad like that
    "i'm gay"
    "oh that's fine"
    "for my car, Chase"

  • @kharga9046
    @kharga9046 Před 3 lety +1238

    “Hey uh dude?”
    “Yeah?”
    “Why does your gear shift have lube on it?”
    “Uhhhhhh....”

  • @CalebFKottke
    @CalebFKottke Před 3 lety +1756

    "I've read fanfic like this!" Excuse me, Sean, what? Wanna run that by me again? Just one more time?

    • @nixcleon6970
      @nixcleon6970 Před 3 lety +157

      "I've played a game like this!" Is probably more concerning.

    • @acerune8378
      @acerune8378 Před 3 lety +63

      @@nixcleon6970 a lot of youtubers played the game cause it’s weird, it’s called Stick Shift.

    • @glamourchick21
      @glamourchick21 Před 3 lety +59

      To be fair, I once read a fanfic about a guy having sex with a deck of cards.

    • @animaloversammy
      @animaloversammy Před 3 lety +36

      @@glamourchick21 explain please? Was this a specific fandom? I need more info

    • @lemdem
      @lemdem Před 3 lety +18

      @@glamourchick21 link?

  • @baboon6137
    @baboon6137 Před 4 lety +4093

    jack: "top of the morning... no that's stupid"
    me: *uncontrollable sweating*

  • @beaniesketch
    @beaniesketch Před 5 lety +664

    “Dad, I’m gay”
    “Oh, son, I’m glad you felt comfortable telling m-“
    “I‘m in a sexual relationship with my car”
    “Oh”

  • @spencersinclair2239
    @spencersinclair2239 Před 3 lety +319

    Jack "GLORIA YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! ICHIGO'S NOT REAL!"
    Me "GLORIA GODDAMMIT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, ICHIGO'S 15 YEARS OLD"

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis Před 2 lety +7

      BE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION

    • @apol6480
      @apol6480 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Unlimited_Vis IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME ACTION

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan Před rokem +3

      he is? I would call bullshit...but anime has a real problem with presenting teens as mature looking and "adults" as looking and acting like children

    • @spencersinclair2239
      @spencersinclair2239 Před rokem +4

      @@abbie_joan yeah in the first episode he states "I'm 15 and in high school" and subsequently is 17 during the fullbring arc and like 27 during tybw I believe

  • @_Pandaki_
    @_Pandaki_ Před 3 lety +589

    The strangest addiction is not in this video. It's the woman who eats her dead man's ashes.
    Yes.

    • @titybity
      @titybity Před 3 lety +28

      NOOO BRO I SEEN THAT ONE

    • @Hyenla28
      @Hyenla28 Před 3 lety +16

      What the F-fuc k ..

    • @flevami
      @flevami Před 3 lety +33

      I once heard about this lady who really wanted to go blind, so she poured acid into her eyes.
      But this? Excuse me?!
      Bruh I'm done with the internet for today. What in the actual fuck

    • @himalayanmount
      @himalayanmount Před 3 lety +12

      I beg your fucking pardon, WHAT!!??

    • @Madgerger1205
      @Madgerger1205 Před 2 lety +7

      What.... THE FUCK

  • @OriginSpeed
    @OriginSpeed Před 5 lety +8426

    I think Jack has an addiction to abusing the white board

  • @kath26
    @kath26 Před 4 lety +1433

    Normal person: Voice actor
    Jack, an intellectual: v o c a l a c t r e s s

    • @robinthegoblin05
      @robinthegoblin05 Před 4 lety +7

      I love your username and pfp lol

    • @kath26
      @kath26 Před 4 lety +4

      @@robinthegoblin05 Thanks!

    • @decimatedstar218
      @decimatedstar218 Před 4 lety +2

      phil howell's houseplant EmoCringefest2005 same

    • @vampyrezz
      @vampyrezz Před 4 lety

      Nice name and pfp 🖤

    • @kath26
      @kath26 Před 4 lety

      @@vampyrezz Thanks! I see I've found a fellow killjoy!

  • @songhead5917
    @songhead5917 Před 3 lety +223

    "Then just go eat a bucket of sand then!"
    Little did he know, there was a woman that ate sand in the same show

  • @leewalden3061
    @leewalden3061 Před 3 lety +252

    "We had a catchphrase. What was it? Craft?"
    *DanAndPhilCRAFTS war flashbacks intensify*

    • @gatorfruit
      @gatorfruit Před 2 lety +5

      THERE IT IS
      I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PEOPLE

  • @RosalineDaisy
    @RosalineDaisy Před 5 lety +538

    "*jolly music* hi, my name's teresa :D"
    jack: oh!
    "...and i'm addicted to eating rocks *CRUNCH*"
    jack: TERESA NO

  • @damboy5555
    @damboy5555 Před 5 lety +693

    Santa's elfs: We bring joy to all.
    Jack's elfs: hold my candy cane.

    • @arashkmahshidfar7780
      @arashkmahshidfar7780 Před 5 lety +2

      Am I an idiot that I don't understand the joke?

    • @damboy5555
      @damboy5555 Před 5 lety +4

      @@arashkmahshidfar7780 your not a idiot you just not a true fan

    • @arashkmahshidfar7780
      @arashkmahshidfar7780 Před 5 lety +1

      @@damboy5555 hmmmmmm was it in one of his jacksepticeye's funniest home videos?

    • @damboy5555
      @damboy5555 Před 4 lety

      His elfs are the people who bring him videos

    • @arashkmahshidfar7780
      @arashkmahshidfar7780 Před 4 lety

      @@damboy5555 Ik but... whatever I am dead inside.

  • @rubysierschula9174
    @rubysierschula9174 Před 3 lety +99

    That first one though, why didn't she just each coffee beans, that fits under the same taste and feel she was talking about.

  • @acemoth7365
    @acemoth7365 Před 5 lety +15877

    My Strange Addiction:
    Watching an Irish man scream for hours on repeat.

  • @lucca7716
    @lucca7716 Před 4 lety +601

    "We had a catchphrase... what is it ? Craft ?"
    "Being addicted to punching trees"
    He knew all the time

    • @karahiggason9840
      @karahiggason9840 Před 4 lety +16

      *hears the word craft and has war flashbacks*

    • @princey_06
      @princey_06 Před 4 lety +5

      “Being addicted to Minecraft? That’s epic bro”

    • @KohenBlassingame
      @KohenBlassingame Před 4 lety

      “I’m 27 years old and I’m in a serious relationship with my car”.
      Guard: stop you’ve violated the law

    • @lapislily9793
      @lapislily9793 Před 4 lety +2

      Bulldoggirl300 Omg yes i’m so glad someone noticed like me

  • @anime_moochie6366
    @anime_moochie6366 Před 3 lety +94

    Imagine working at a store and u see someone buying like 15 bleach bottles, and they keep coming back to get more 🤣

    • @yogurttot7072
      @yogurttot7072 Před 3 lety +11

      I'd be concerned about a possible serial killer at that point

    • @HaliaStone
      @HaliaStone Před 3 lety +8

      @@yogurttot7072 I'm surprised they don't have a limit on stuff like that

    • @joliebokeh1958
      @joliebokeh1958 Před 2 lety +9

      I'd think "serial killer" before I'd think "addicted to using bleach"

    • @deadacewill4227
      @deadacewill4227 Před 2 lety +3

      She walks out and then a few minutes later come back for more, then it's just back and forth till they clear the shelf

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 Před 2 lety +4

      I think I'd be notifying the police about a possible mass murderer.

  • @musicalnut662
    @musicalnut662 Před 3 lety +24

    The fear that hit Jacks face with the Nathaniel car "Fun Time" was so freaking funny

  • @sugarcrash1834
    @sugarcrash1834 Před 5 lety +368

    "Is the power back?"
    Jack: Yes
    "What was the cost?"
    Jack: The top of the morning

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 Před 4 lety +544

    At the U.S. boarder:
    Guy: So what do you do for work?
    Jack: *internal panicking*
    Jack: I'm an... Internet Entertainer...
    Guy: *internal panicking*

    • @elijahe7612
      @elijahe7612 Před 4 lety +5

      @Matt Freeman Heh...
      JUST noticed the error. Heh heh

    • @somedude1967
      @somedude1967 Před 4 lety +8

      Boarder
      I think he noticed that he was about to get *whacked*

  • @PresidentDragon
    @PresidentDragon Před 3 lety +46

    I'm watching Jacksepticeye do his job while sitting in the tutoring zoom call for my job while waiting for students to show up and ask for help...

  • @emeraldkoala2543
    @emeraldkoala2543 Před 3 lety +46

    Jack: "Take care of your teeth!"
    Me: Okay. (sips coca cola)

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 Před 3 lety +1

      Seán does have a very good point of saying that even though I drink Monster and Red Bull.

    • @mangoisatango
      @mangoisatango Před 2 lety +1

      @@philipwest140 ew

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mangoisatango I take it that you’re not a fan of the energy drinks. I understand and I accept that 100%. Each one of us has our own opinion of the matter. My mother absolutely hates the stuff that she doesn’t even like the smell of them.

    • @mangoisatango
      @mangoisatango Před 2 lety +1

      @@philipwest140 yeah but red bull and monster drinks are not good for your body and health.

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mangoisatango that IS a very good point and I might try and stop them because I’m diabetic and I have been in hospital 2 maybe 3 times cos of them.

  • @kimjongun831
    @kimjongun831 Před 5 lety +353

    1963: I bet we’ll have flying cars and amazing tech in 2019!
    2019: I’m Nathanael and I’m in a serious relationship with my car.

    • @respeclescoot1945
      @respeclescoot1945 Před 5 lety +7

      Kim Jon un Welcome to Seans car dealer ship. we don’t flyem, we fuckem how can I help you

    • @sampletext9802
      @sampletext9802 Před 5 lety +2

      @@nlaidlaw16 you...you shouldn't ask for it. i..it won't end well for you and all humans near u.

    • @gpalmerify
      @gpalmerify Před 5 lety +1

      That must be what they meant by "auto erotica".

    • @rebekahfarrell5298
      @rebekahfarrell5298 Před 5 lety

      Hey rocket man

    • @lizajingco656
      @lizajingco656 Před 5 lety

      I have a problem with your name kim jon un

  • @desmondtheall-mage8276
    @desmondtheall-mage8276 Před 5 lety +671

    *meme says "I'm gay!"* Jack doesn't realize it forshadows that "Chase" is a dude

  • @krog_yt7970
    @krog_yt7970 Před 3 lety +65

    When he kisses his car I was very weirded out

    • @sofyuchiha9
      @sofyuchiha9 Před 3 lety +3

      I almost threw up my dinner. just aint right man,

    • @manofmoths2092
      @manofmoths2092 Před 2 lety

      As you should be

    • @quillmorningstar8713
      @quillmorningstar8713 Před 2 lety +3

      Same, but at least it's not like he's hurting anybody.
      Unless the car is sentient but that seems impossible.
      It's weird and he might need some help, sure.
      But at least it isn't as bad as the other ones I have seen on the show.

    • @loremipsum980
      @loremipsum980 Před 2 lety

      Idk man, I'd rather him making out and getting it on with an inanimate object than doing it with sentient beings with feelings and thoughts that he shouldn't be attracted to :v Pedophiles, zoophiles, etc are way WAY worse.

  • @igost3bby234
    @igost3bby234 Před 3 lety +22

    Drinking paint addiction: *exists*
    Me: EVERY NIGHT WHEN I'M LAYING IN BED, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT TASTY LED-

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 Před 3 lety +2

      I think it's spelled 'Lead', but I could be wrong, as I'm not a native speaker of english. But my point is LED is those bright energy efficient lights/bulbs.

  • @realmackle
    @realmackle Před 5 lety +389

    Nathaniel: "I'm in a sexual relationship with my car"
    Jack: *motorcycle noises*

    • @upsidedowntypist6799
      @upsidedowntypist6799 Před 5 lety +8

      *notices exaushast* uwu whats this

    • @colony_ark06
      @colony_ark06 Před 5 lety +1

      I like trains...
      Meow

    • @maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148
      @maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148 Před 5 lety +1

      Hi I'm on my mom's account and my name is Madison 😊. I'm a big fan of jacksepticeye. And I was just wondering OMG my mom is going to Kik my ass. No I'm just kidding. Where is the old jack we All Loved the old sexy green hair guy 😍.

    • @colony_ark06
      @colony_ark06 Před 5 lety

      @@maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148?

    • @colony_ark06
      @colony_ark06 Před 5 lety

      @TAIYA WHEELING wtf why do 2 year olds have keyboards like wtf

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY Před 4 lety +2572

    The lady who washed her house with bleach every morning was ahead of the curve for coronavirus.

  • @kenzleebee575
    @kenzleebee575 Před 3 lety +32

    Jack I’m concerned at what the hell kinda fanfics are you reading 😂

  • @jeremystewart4949
    @jeremystewart4949 Před 3 lety +17

    "I'm not fat it's just rock wieght"

    • @TinyBoom64
      @TinyBoom64 Před 2 měsíci

      Not bad I like this joke 👍

  • @jrw2319
    @jrw2319 Před 5 lety +2202

    H-His hair is long enough to put in a small ponytail....how long have i been gone?

    • @cornershrubbery4270
      @cornershrubbery4270 Před 5 lety +113

      I've been gone like a year the last thing I watched was the pole dancing video what is wrong with me and why

    • @kyliemccormack2691
      @kyliemccormack2691 Před 5 lety +28

      I DONT KNOOOOOOOW

    • @imdatydd726
      @imdatydd726 Před 5 lety +17

      Lol same

    • @liamhudson7572
      @liamhudson7572 Před 5 lety +45

      I was looking though the coment section to see if enyone mentioned it

    • @bellabebold
      @bellabebold Před 5 lety +12

      Lol my thoughts exactly

  • @Kaden3T
    @Kaden3T Před 5 lety +275

    Heather: ... And I'm addicted to drinking paint.
    Jack: *just done with this crap* okay.

  • @byxitsjh6fdh631
    @byxitsjh6fdh631 Před 3 lety +33

    my strange addiction:
    Watching a smol Irish potato scream at other peoples addictions for hours on repeat

  • @MrWeakDoesThings
    @MrWeakDoesThings Před 2 lety +6

    15:57
    ninjamuffin: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @toast_exe106
    @toast_exe106 Před 4 lety +2554

    Jack: *Talking about the girl who eats rocks*
    Me eating ice: *nervous sweating*

  • @poisontippedsword3457
    @poisontippedsword3457 Před 4 lety +752

    Seàn, trying to “remember” his phrase: “Top if the morning...no, that’s stupid”
    Me: *incoherent screeches of suffering*

  • @elainamccoulskey4976
    @elainamccoulskey4976 Před 3 lety +20

    Jack: I’ve read fan fiction about that
    Me: excuse me

    • @torakunoichi
      @torakunoichi Před 2 lety

      Not only that but he’s played a game where you fuck a car

  • @shadyatem
    @shadyatem Před 3 lety +22

    Saw an episode of this where one guy was addicted to eating glass, another one was eating couch foam and another was drinking nail polish and I’m like how are you ppl still alive!
    On another note, I’m a dental assistant and the rock lady biting rocks makes me cringe so hard 😭😣

    • @philipwest140
      @philipwest140 Před 3 lety +3

      I have to agree with you on this one. How the actual hell ARE these people still alive?! They must have the strange addiction gods shining down on them or something.

    • @Hileavemealone
      @Hileavemealone Před 2 lety

      @@philipwest140 You see, one day, a few gods had decided to come together to create something beautiful. They made the earth, they made the plants. The oxygen, and the not oxygen. Until they made the animals. When they made the various animals, they decided for some reason that creating humans was a good idea. So they did. But along the way, there were a few anomalies. These anomalies made dumbass decisions and were really hard to kill. Normally these would be considered, y'know, normal fucking people, but the biggest difference was that these beings used their near immunity to death to drink nail polish and reeaally love their vehicles.
      And thus concludes the story of why the gods abandoned this timeline.

  • @yeahnah610
    @yeahnah610 Před 3 lety +2143

    Woman: I’m addicted to drinking paint
    Jack/Sean: *softly says* “okay”
    Me: dies of laughter

  • @iamdesperate9384
    @iamdesperate9384 Před 5 lety +215

    "I'm in a sexual relationship with my car.."
    *KIRBY IS CALLING THE POLICE*

    • @thebluegaming7706
      @thebluegaming7706 Před 5 lety

      @TheGuyWithNoLife Isaac uh no

    • @solisruben296
      @solisruben296 Před 5 lety

      *_kirbys has a gun and is calling the police to see if killing you is ok to the law_*

  • @nicolevickyhades
    @nicolevickyhades Před rokem +2

    16:20 the sound the dad made was so funny. Like a "oh that's definitely weird but ok" sound.

  • @aaxmallen7117
    @aaxmallen7117 Před 3 lety +18

    “I like adding bleach to my bath water”
    Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    SHE TAKES BATHS!!!

  • @ratfansfunny6663
    @ratfansfunny6663 Před 4 lety +860

    Jack: “Go eat a bucket of sand! Stop eating rocks!”
    Me: “but...isn’t...what?”

  • @charmeleonevolves5553
    @charmeleonevolves5553 Před 3 lety +474

    TERESA, WHEN WE SAID YOU NEEDED TO EAT MORE IRON, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT!

  • @jackinahandcart
    @jackinahandcart Před 3 lety +6

    Sean, horrified: "You put bleach in your bath????"
    Me, someone with severe eczema who's been told I should occasionally have bleach baths by my doctor: :/

  • @duderandy8260
    @duderandy8260 Před 3 lety +8

    1 year later, Jack actually starts watching naruto😂😂

  • @gt800
    @gt800 Před 4 lety +575

    Nathaniel’s worst fear: a car crash

  • @jeaniemartinez8225
    @jeaniemartinez8225 Před 5 lety +415

    “I'm just gonna come out and say it”
    *ad plays*
    Me:GODDAMMIT!

  • @pieckfinger1226
    @pieckfinger1226 Před 3 lety +4

    My strange addiction:
    Slapping a dry erase board yelling laugh over and over

  • @MichaelBrown-do9tz
    @MichaelBrown-do9tz Před 3 lety +15

    Jack makes a 14 year old sound like a 4 year old.

  • @hihi-ch5ib
    @hihi-ch5ib Před 5 lety +259

    9:26
    Jack: “I’ve read fan fictions like this!”
    Me: *unholy screeches*
    Later:
    “Nathanial is in a committed relationship with a car he named Chase.”
    Me: *demonic screech!*

    • @Beesyboi
      @Beesyboi Před 4 lety +1

      Bring forth the holy handgrenade

  • @Sprizys
    @Sprizys Před 5 lety +433

    Queen: I'm in love with my car
    Nathaniel: Hold my beer

  • @gavinsnyder9028
    @gavinsnyder9028 Před 3 lety +3

    As a car guy I just wanted to confirm that car guys do not have sexual relations with their car. We have a passion for the automobile but have never done nothing weird to them. This man we do not claim him as one of us.🤣

    • @malkies6341
      @malkies6341 Před 2 lety

      I think I saw this episode and they asked about that and he illuded to that he “tried” with the tail pipe.

  • @biggusa8148
    @biggusa8148 Před 3 lety +2

    Heather: ...and I am addicted to drinking paint
    Me: I FOUND THE MOTHER OF JUICY

  • @meap6474
    @meap6474 Před 5 lety +388

    My strange addiction is watching a loud Irish man, a low voiced American man, and a Swede who reviews memes

  • @overactiveimagination9647
    @overactiveimagination9647 Před 4 lety +629

    Jack: *slaps whiteboard, giving us a luigi deathstare* LAUGH!!!!"
    Me: is...is this a threat?
    Jack: *L A U G H*

  • @houdini3583
    @houdini3583 Před 3 lety +8

    0:22 all I saw was the man tittles jiggle
    What the hell is wrong with me

  • @fly6673
    @fly6673 Před 3 lety +12

    im cringing with poor jack watching this lady crunch on rocks

  • @_catulus
    @_catulus Před 5 lety +280

    “My elves are probably out there dead somewhere at this point.”
    That got real dark fast.

    • @_catulus
      @_catulus Před 5 lety

      @Nightshader Just got some FNaF vibes.

    • @Idk-rr8mt
      @Idk-rr8mt Před 5 lety +1

      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!*

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds Před 5 lety +224

    0:45
    “We had a catchphrase for this show, and I can’t remember what it is...”
    “Craft?”
    The Phandom: **unholy screeching**

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 Před 5 lety +14

      **whatever.works.01 ._.** GET THE GLITTER, POTATOES, SCISSORS, PAPER, KNIVES, RED PAINT AND MATCHES!!!

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds Před 5 lety +4

      @Zoe Murtagh o shit it’s happening

    • @TheVoidIsBees
      @TheVoidIsBees Před 5 lety +8

      SOFT AND NEAT

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 Před 5 lety +5

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    • @VestigeGG
      @VestigeGG Před 5 lety +5

      Nice to see the Phandom is still as insane as ever. Y’all need some Help. Cause we understand- Sherlockians and Hunters (Supernatural)

  • @Error_the_glitch
    @Error_the_glitch Před 3 lety

    Somehow I watch your vids all the time Sean, and I have phonophobia or also known as ligyrophobia. Your my favorite youtuber of all time lol.
    (If you don't know what phonophobia is, it's the fear of shouting/yelling and loud noises)
    and I'm addicted to liking Jacksepticeye videos lol.

  • @IAm_Reid
    @IAm_Reid Před 3 lety +2

    imagine actually being addicted to punching trees when you walk by, if someone kidnapps you, your set.

  • @Blu3_Knight
    @Blu3_Knight Před 5 lety +510

    *I'm 43 and I'm addicted to drinking paint*
    Sean: ...ok *facepalms*

  • @danaisazombie
    @danaisazombie Před 4 lety +902

    I love that he finds the rock eating the weirdest when that is the only of these addictions that has an actual scientific explanation lol. There's a condition people can have where their body lacks certain minerals, it makes them crave clay or rocks to get those minerals.

  • @mario486waluigi2
    @mario486waluigi2 Před 3 lety +2

    9:36 When you tell a joke and no one laughs

  • @johannabuttle1782
    @johannabuttle1782 Před 2 lety +1

    The defeat in his voice when she said “I’m addicted to drinking paint” 🤣

  • @demonthedreamen865
    @demonthedreamen865 Před 5 lety +272

    "-and i'm addicted to drinking paint"
    Jack- "ok" *visibly disturbed*

  • @CrazyWeatherDude
    @CrazyWeatherDude Před 5 lety +193

    Teresa: I eat rocks.
    Me: I hate 1 grain of sand in my mouth.

    • @mueclainh
      @mueclainh Před 5 lety +7

      I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

    • @darthlily7138
      @darthlily7138 Před 5 lety

      @@mueclainh That's what I thought too.

    • @mariarosa-xs2zv
      @mariarosa-xs2zv Před 5 lety +1

      Sand isn't that bad but i wouldn't eat it every day

  • @septicdragyn
    @septicdragyn Před rokem +1

    jack,your reactions themselves always crack me up🤣

  • @candycanerox134
    @candycanerox134 Před rokem +1

    Jacksepticeye: I can’t even stand it when someone bites a fork when they’re eating
    Me: *eating my spaghetti* this one’s for you Sean.

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib Před 4 lety +310

    Teresa doesn't have a strange addiction, it's just that she's a different species.
    She's a Goron

    • @XxTheCupidKidxX
      @XxTheCupidKidxX Před 3 lety +21

      She swallows stones to grind up the plants in her stomach just like the mighty sauropods of the great Mesozoic era.

    • @Spifferson698
      @Spifferson698 Před 3 lety +9

      Let’s go legend of zelda

    • @wormsign2637
      @wormsign2637 Před rokem +1

      It’s for digestion, Mr. Septiceye. Don’t you know?
      It helps your stomach digest.
      It crushes what you ate inside the stomach.
      They’re called “gastroliths”. Most meat eating creatures do this.
      It’s a health method……learned from birds and alligators.
      She feels splendid.

  • @Happ.ie6
    @Happ.ie6 Před 5 lety +150

    "I'm addicted to drinking paint"
    Sean: "okay" *sits in corner of dark room, rethinking entire life choinces*

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter Před 5 lety +8

      I don’t know if you misspelled choices as an accident or on purpose but either way *I love it*

  • @spaghetti_masher
    @spaghetti_masher Před 3 lety +1

    Man this puts a whole new meaning to I’m In Love With My Car. Thanks Queen!!

  • @NightDancer-ru5kt
    @NightDancer-ru5kt Před 2 lety +2

    13:10 this reminded me of when my band director kept telling the freshman to stop sniffing window and licking paint whenever we were acting up (we didn't really do that) but it was funny.

  • @CryoCustoms
    @CryoCustoms Před 4 lety +518

    I guess you can say Nathaniel is “auto erotic”

    • @coolmarshall5469
      @coolmarshall5469 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol

    • @Gismo869
      @Gismo869 Před 4 lety +3

      Badumm tiss

    • @thegrammarpolice368
      @thegrammarpolice368 Před 4 lety +7

      that is the worst and best joke I've ever heard simultaneously.

    • @j2flr
      @j2flr Před 4 lety +2

      Ahgsagahahahagahahahajahsh

    • @envy7276
      @envy7276 Před 4 lety +2

      Someone said this, but this is the best and worst joke simultaneously. Yes someone said this, but I agree with it.

  • @alltheplanets
    @alltheplanets Před 4 lety +581

    “Imagine being addicted to minecraft, that epic!”
    👏 👏 foreshadowing

  • @JJ-kc2nx
    @JJ-kc2nx Před 3 lety +2

    Jack: 'Is Nathaniel addicted to being gay- I don't know if that's a thing-'
    Me: WHY HELLO THERE

  • @LojikPrie5t
    @LojikPrie5t Před 3 lety

    The intro "laugh" scream is a perfect hit every time. You sync my comedy battleship every fucking time. Very funny 10 out of 10.

  • @gothcastro7689
    @gothcastro7689 Před 5 lety +407

    `` Everything is real here. ``
    Meanwhile on the internet-
    Jacksepticeye died in a car accident.

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 Před 5 lety +13

      Well he actually died......but then was resurrected because.......internet.

    • @melonbottle1852
      @melonbottle1852 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah but that did happen

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv Před 5 lety +2

      He died in a threesome with Chase and Nathaniel.

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 Před 5 lety +1

      @AMY RINN maybe Robin will be able to tell you that. Or the new TABS videos. Cause.....TABS JUST CAME OUT FOR FUCK SAKE.

  • @ST4T1C330
    @ST4T1C330 Před 5 lety +272

    Nathaniel: I’m emotionally and sexually attracted to my car
    Freddie Mercury: Flip it over...

    • @meowdogduck7397
      @meowdogduck7397 Před 5 lety +10

      I guess he's gotta a feel for his automobile

    • @spottfi2407
      @spottfi2407 Před 5 lety +8

      Nathaniel was his codename, his real name was Roger

    • @homehome5974
      @homehome5974 Před 5 lety

      Oml!😂 yes!!

    • @algebruht4074
      @algebruht4074 Před 5 lety +3

      I absolutely HATE myself after seeing that. My name's Nathaniel, I have glasses, AND I'm slightly blonde. FUCKING KILL ME!!!!

    • @replicant_rhapsody
      @replicant_rhapsody Před 5 lety +5

      IT'S A METAPHOR BRIAN

  • @hanahvillapana1448
    @hanahvillapana1448 Před 3 lety +3

    I was laughing so hard when jack witness a man kissing all over his car 🤣

  • @agwix
    @agwix Před 3 lety +1

    Jack: you drink the bleach
    Lady: no, i just snort it

  • @kenzleebee575
    @kenzleebee575 Před 4 lety +180

    My strange addiction:
    Watching a random Irish man slap a white board and screech “LAUGH!”

  • @shadowleaf6910
    @shadowleaf6910 Před 5 lety +216

    Sean: *smacks Whiteboard*
    Whiteboard: *plans revenge*

    • @ryanschneider115
      @ryanschneider115 Před 4 lety +6

      Moon Watcher
      *WhiteBoard will remember that*

    • @keithoconnor7107
      @keithoconnor7107 Před 4 lety +2

      White board: _I will make sure the markers don't fall and I will hurt his hand_

    • @exeralight3585
      @exeralight3585 Před 4 lety

      jacksepticeye...
      Awww man
      So we back in the show

    • @kkokiblox2835
      @kkokiblox2835 Před 4 lety

      Wheeze

    • @stevenmayorga6269
      @stevenmayorga6269 Před 4 lety +1

      I swear the whiteboard is gonna fall on jack and he’s gonna be reported as “whiteboard abuser,got attacked by his very own!

  • @cancerius6614
    @cancerius6614 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm at 16:25, and I'm crying on the inside right now. ;-;
    We all love you Jack, thank you for being the accepting, hilarious Irishman we all know and love. *hugs*

  • @trex.4447
    @trex.4447 Před 3 lety +3

    But sean, your addiction to making youtube videos is what has kept me and I imagine many others very entertained over the years and we want to say, thank you. 😄😁☺️

  • @nutsy6333
    @nutsy6333 Před 5 lety +221

    Teresa: ... and I’m addicted to eating rock *crunch*
    Jack: STOP! STOP! ... TERESA!

  • @venom1551
    @venom1551 Před 5 lety +491

    No one:
    J.K: jacksepticeye had intense sexual relationship with his car

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 Před 5 lety +8

      Jax Axel
      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      This comment is stolen
      I’m disappointed in you

    • @Assassinbunny
      @Assassinbunny Před 5 lety +1

      And I eat poo.

    • @ayanoaishi1932
      @ayanoaishi1932 Před 5 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @ayanoaishi1932
      @ayanoaishi1932 Před 5 lety +5

      @@olliedylan1381 Roses Are red
      Violets are red
      Everything is red
      Someone Is dead

    • @Assassinbunny
      @Assassinbunny Před 5 lety

      And that’s probably my cat

  • @InfectedSansChannel
    @InfectedSansChannel Před 3 lety

    this is noice good and awsome plzzz make more forever i love these things

  • @solitarynerd0574
    @solitarynerd0574 Před 3 lety +1

    My friend punched a tree and broke his hand. We tell him he's not in minecraft.

  • @poopyhead8415
    @poopyhead8415 Před 5 lety +138

    "Top of th- no thats stupid"
    Sheds a tear

  • @dawsonwoolford9660
    @dawsonwoolford9660 Před měsícem +1

    The first one, Taresa, has a rare condition called PICA. It causes you to eat foreign things that aren’t food like sand, rocks, metal, plastic, etc. It should not have been televised because that woman is suffering. 2:17 is where it shows her.

  • @bradleysmith970
    @bradleysmith970 Před 2 lety

    Your such a great youtuber bro I love your channel

  • @yeeyee4538
    @yeeyee4538 Před 5 lety +597

    14 with a beard....
    Father: *THATS MY BOYYYYY*

    • @dontrunwscissors1546
      @dontrunwscissors1546 Před 5 lety +6

      I started getting a mustache at 9

    • @yeeyee4538
      @yeeyee4538 Před 5 lety +3

      @@dontrunwscissors1546 i'm guessing you mean light stubble

    • @kristen9295
      @kristen9295 Před 5 lety +3

      Cinnamontoastken?

    • @dontrunwscissors1546
      @dontrunwscissors1546 Před 5 lety +3

      @@yeeyee4538 started like that, in about 2 years it was noticeable, small, but noticeable

    • @lrv7658
      @lrv7658 Před 5 lety +2

      Woah wut!?!?! He's 14?!?!

  • @kristengumm5111
    @kristengumm5111 Před 5 lety +278

    Guy: i’m in a serious relationship with my car
    Jack: i’ve read fan fiction like that
    Me: wHy?

    • @Idk-rr8mt
      @Idk-rr8mt Před 5 lety +4

      He's probably a yaoi liking boi...
      *Like meee*

    • @Idk-rr8mt
      @Idk-rr8mt Před 5 lety

      @@Demon_Slayer1020 there's lots of it on wattpad. If you don't want to simply read it then idk where to find it.

    • @Idk-rr8mt
      @Idk-rr8mt Před 5 lety

      @@Demon_Slayer1020 your welcome XD

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk Před 5 lety +3

      the people in the replies; I don't recommend flaunting the fact that you romantasize gay relashionships. they are the same as straight relashionships, so it's just kinda rude tho know that people romantasize my communitys relashionships.

    • @gryotharian
      @gryotharian Před 5 lety

      You can find some good Lightning McQueen Yaoi

  • @shelby5809
    @shelby5809 Před 7 měsíci +2

    2:30 bro imagine how many animal paws and like, worms were on that rock at one point

  • @parkheemang
    @parkheemang Před rokem +1

    Well now, my weird habit is that I eat toilet paper. It's not exactly eating, but I chew and throw it away.

  • @t3hGawd
    @t3hGawd Před 5 lety +194

    Dad, I have something important to tell you.
    I'm... Gay...
    ...
    Erm, his name is Chase...
    ...he's my car.
    No, literally.

    • @algebruht4074
      @algebruht4074 Před 5 lety +4

      I absolutely HATE myself after seeing that. My name's Nathaniel, I have glasses, AND I'm slightly blonde. FUCKING KILL ME!!!!

  • @Lboogieg
    @Lboogieg Před 5 lety +244

    "Are you addicted to Jacksepticeye? Are you addicted to liking his videos?"
    Seán don't expose me like this challenge FAILED