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  • I found some GOLD for Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  Před 3 lety +19635

    TacSMASH that tacLIKE button

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe Před 3 lety +2382

    This series has become Jacksepticeye's Infomercial Review, and Im all for it!

    • @mattbavolar8516
      @mattbavolar8516 Před 3 lety +25

      Jacksepticeyes infomercial power hour

    • @RohanSingh-cf9tk
      @RohanSingh-cf9tk Před 3 lety

      Yes this series was so hilarious

    • @aidanvannynatten2787
      @aidanvannynatten2787 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh, it’s been this way for a long time now.

    • @natillaamg228
      @natillaamg228 Před 3 lety

      @@mattbavolar8516 yesss

    • @necr0tizingfasciiatis.
      @necr0tizingfasciiatis. Před 3 lety +1

      @Savetion dude that is not funny AT ALL! that is so disrespectful and rude and jacks dad died only recently and this is how u talk about him that is terrible

  • @allisonromano235
    @allisonromano235 Před 3 lety +5239

    “Your eyeballs don’t even work like that!”
    Well I don’t know what that means but Allison’s got astigmatism!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  Před 3 lety +2182

      fucking LOL

    • @Mr_Dino_
      @Mr_Dino_ Před 3 lety +53

      Lmao

    • @robynthebank919
      @robynthebank919 Před 3 lety +219

      It's me, I'm Allison, my astigmatism is getting bad :(

    • @breannarcher4483
      @breannarcher4483 Před 3 lety +96

      Bro be proud the man, the myth and the legend replied to you. Be proud

    • @allisonromano235
      @allisonromano235 Před 3 lety +156

      @@breannarcher4483 I am, I was so happy I just pogo sticked for 10 minutes straight.

  • @LilGoopyGuy_
    @LilGoopyGuy_ Před rokem +919

    “EYES DONT WORK LIKE THAT”
    well clearly Sean doesnt have astigmatism lmao-

    • @DahliaAsmr143
      @DahliaAsmr143 Před rokem +44

      Fr I have astigmatism and I was like maybe I should get those 😭😭

    • @stuckbiscuit3796
      @stuckbiscuit3796 Před rokem +20

      ​@@DahliaAsmr143 SAME like I was actually debating it 💀

    • @alyyxianasyla5072
      @alyyxianasyla5072 Před 11 měsíci +18

      I went to the comments to see if someone was going to point it out-

    • @tiny3334
      @tiny3334 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Yeah seriously I guess we have Vaseline in our eyes 😂😂

    • @katherinefoote4448
      @katherinefoote4448 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Right???

  • @therealgr1ff
    @therealgr1ff Před rokem +711

    “It’s like an extension cord but several feet less!”
    Ladies and gentlemen I think it’s clear we’re now deinventing things because we’ve all run out of ideas

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 Před rokem +10

      But I own a Lil shorty so maybe. It works if you watch your phone at night but the port too low. You plug one in and then plug your phone in. Endless watching 👀.

    • @undertaleislife7210
      @undertaleislife7210 Před rokem +5

      Everyone be like “why is yours so small?”

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe Před 3 lety +31475

    Opening sequence: My Brain during every exam

  • @monodoro
    @monodoro Před 3 lety +3291

    The tactical amplifier is the boomer equivalent of putting Disney characters on soup cans to get kids to eat their food. “No grandpa it’s not a hearing aid it’s a TAC AMP, it’s the SUPER manly equipment soldiers use to hear things better!”

    • @Ariplaygames
      @Ariplaygames Před 3 lety +149

      Thats exactly what I was thinking! This is such boomer marketing, its really funny xD

    • @notareallifetiger4817
      @notareallifetiger4817 Před 3 lety +110

      I legitimately need to get something like that for my granddad. He refuses to wear his hearing aids constantly.

    • @James-nu6rq
      @James-nu6rq Před 3 lety +94

      Dont forget, it's inspired by patriotic military! America!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  Před 3 lety +1267

      No it's not DIET soda, it's pepsi MAX!!

    • @adityasarkar7172
      @adityasarkar7172 Před 3 lety +78

      @@jacksepticeye It's not 7UP, it's Sprite

  • @alexandriabasile4921
    @alexandriabasile4921 Před rokem +282

    2:06 jack says your eyes don't work like that unless you smear Vaseline all over your eyes.
    Me with astigmatism: 🥴😶 (lights really do look like to me🤣🤣)

    • @jamesonyates2388
      @jamesonyates2388 Před rokem +8

      Yeah I wish my eyes didn't work like this . :(

    • @Lunar_cosplays
      @Lunar_cosplays Před rokem +11

      Omg hello fellow astigmatism brother/sister, it's true that living with astigmatism is hard I get migraines a lot cause of mine and indeed it looks like light is basically Vaseline somebody descided to smear all over your face🤣

    • @lizcoz4714
      @lizcoz4714 Před rokem +4

      True!

    • @alvidoranwashere
      @alvidoranwashere Před rokem +6

      As a fellow astigmatic, I feel you

    • @shawnmoore8460
      @shawnmoore8460 Před rokem +6

      I am 16 and I learned earlier this year that lights looking like that is not "normal" and I have astigmatism that was an interesting day

  • @SeaForest
    @SeaForest Před rokem +231

    Jack predicting the typically commercials with the $19.99 and the “add in another one for free” made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @kevenkondrup5022
    @kevenkondrup5022 Před 3 lety +8424

    the intro of this video just made me realize that we are all apart of the Jacksepticeye cult

  • @caitlinmariereacts
    @caitlinmariereacts Před 3 lety +5046

    the intro put the fear of god into me, jesus jack

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck Před 3 lety +12

      Hey Caitlin

    • @skollkrusher6151
      @skollkrusher6151 Před 3 lety +23

      First of all all my pride and second that's my culture you're talking about

    • @send-me-a-puffalope
      @send-me-a-puffalope Před 3 lety +2

      hey caitlin!! 💕💕 nice to see ya here

    • @evan._.drawws6293
      @evan._.drawws6293 Před 3 lety +12

      Jesus christ it's jacksepticeye!!

    • @SoraHound
      @SoraHound Před 3 lety +5

      @@skollkrusher6151 taking it a bit too much to heart don't you think? They're just having fun

  • @MnMJax
    @MnMJax Před rokem +185

    Man, I'm baked out of my mind and that intro felt like a spiritual experience

    • @mau_ghxst
      @mau_ghxst Před 8 měsíci +9

      not me reading this while currently baked as heck lmao

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Před 5 měsíci +4

      Same, I had to check if I was on the right video

    • @panickedshears
      @panickedshears Před měsícem +3

      Gonna get baked later and rewatch this video just so I can experience what you did

  • @aspenisthebest
    @aspenisthebest Před rokem +76

    "Are you trying to build a husband or something?" I'm dead.

  • @Royal__Kitsune
    @Royal__Kitsune Před 3 lety +3196

    I feel like these infomercials are literally just the "Am I a joke to you" meme but unironically

    • @sandychen1381
      @sandychen1381 Před 3 lety +6

      Hi

    • @amirelvalhdros7251
      @amirelvalhdros7251 Před 3 lety +39

      @@sandychen1381 I have heard your cries for communication human. Your "Hi" has gained my mighty attention. What is the wish you would like to convey to my mind?

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 Před 3 lety +3

      HuH

    • @seecretgamer777
      @seecretgamer777 Před 3 lety +12

      @@sandychen1381 Hi is equivalent to hello, but it is considered a little bit more informal in tone. In fact, it was recorded a lot earlier than hello. Hi developed from the Middle English hy, similar to hey and ha. Essentially, these are all terms used to call attention (they’re short and easy to say) that evolved into the greetings we use today.

    • @muikaiokengoku6225
      @muikaiokengoku6225 Před 3 lety +1

      @sathish official creations why tf are you here

  • @robertofx8721
    @robertofx8721 Před 3 lety +2421

    I wanna see the un-edited version of Sean dancing, chanting "Laugh laugh laugh laugh"

  • @rxden9937
    @rxden9937 Před rokem +92

    I'm going on my bi-annual re-watch Sean's older videos binge.

  • @nadene539
    @nadene539 Před rokem +145

    2:05
    Jack: THERE'S NO WAY THEY WORK LIKE THAT
    Me: My eyes-
    Jack: THIS ISN'T EVEN REAL LIFE
    Me: But my eyes do-
    Jack: YOUR EYEBALLS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
    Me: :'D

  • @xiero9775
    @xiero9775 Před 3 lety +922

    Jack: "Real life doesn't look like that!"
    Me with an astigmatism: "👁️👄👁️"

    • @Loafy2copi
      @Loafy2copi Před 3 lety +20

      Broo I actually thought I commented that 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @monostina
      @monostina Před 3 lety +4

      Same 🤡💀

    • @wych0135
      @wych0135 Před 3 lety +9

      Hahaha same. Astigmatism and lazy eye sucks

    • @dragonfighter256
      @dragonfighter256 Před 3 lety +3

      The hell is that

    • @kamkapper
      @kamkapper Před 3 lety +3

      @LEONARDO GARZON TOSETTI are you using gay as an insult?

  • @Rylie-creations
    @Rylie-creations Před 2 lety +2475

    Therapist: chanting Jack can’t get you, he’s not real.
    Chanting Jack: ..”laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh”..

    • @generalsheep4169
      @generalsheep4169 Před 2 lety +23

      You forgot about laughluaghluaghlaughlaughlaughlaugh

    • @BlueCheeto
      @BlueCheeto Před 2 lety +20

      What about the laughlaughlaughlauguaghlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

    • @nighpaw4651
      @nighpaw4651 Před 2 lety +15

      Okay but you forgot laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

    • @Danny_Gonzalez_SCP
      @Danny_Gonzalez_SCP Před 2 lety +5

      These comments man /p

    • @ColossalReaperN7
      @ColossalReaperN7 Před 2 lety +4

      I thought he was saying fla lmao

  • @maddylane2002
    @maddylane2002 Před rokem +122

    Jack: “look at this drink! In just thirty minutes it’s gone!” *violently burping and almost gagging* Anyone else curious what that drink was?😅😂😂🤣

    • @ellyqueen296
      @ellyqueen296 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Judging by burps, some kind of soda (it has the same effect on me when consumed too fast)

    • @finnyboi8098
      @finnyboi8098 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@ellyqueen296I’m glad I’m not the only one who wondered what he drank for that to happen lol

  • @ryankelley9110
    @ryankelley9110 Před rokem +42

    I can imagine Evelyn outside the door hearing this intro and seriously wondering what’s happening

  • @nuxhd6376
    @nuxhd6376 Před 3 lety +1832

    Plot Twist: Jack cast a spell on us in the intro so now we have to laugh.

  • @ryeguy2256
    @ryeguy2256 Před 3 lety +3368

    That opening clip is 100% gonna be a meme

    • @colinaugstein8291
      @colinaugstein8291 Před 3 lety +66

      Naahhh that’s the intro from now on 😂

    • @SalamiHoopz
      @SalamiHoopz Před 3 lety +33

      “To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️
      My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support pl

    • @isaiahlee1811
      @isaiahlee1811 Před 3 lety +8

      Ong😂😂😂

    • @sandvichofchampions3259
      @sandvichofchampions3259 Před 3 lety +3

      Well of course

    • @tiggerman9833
      @tiggerman9833 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SalamiHoopz kk fdd

  • @archangel1547
    @archangel1547 Před rokem +60

    Can we get a video where Sean uses all of these cooking gadgets to make a meal for Gab. “Hello and welcome to Jacque Septieye’s Kitchen.”

  • @Kai-0425
    @Kai-0425 Před rokem +44

    My dad has one of those speakers, and we use it on Christmas eve when we're next to the fire. It works really well.

    • @okamiwolfheart7680
      @okamiwolfheart7680 Před rokem +1

      Yeah my mom got one and I stole it 😂 My case is chunky though so I have to take that off, it’s my only complaint

    • @the_storyyeller2191
      @the_storyyeller2191 Před 11 měsíci +1

      My sister has one and i'm kind of jealous

  • @AlleyWolf123
    @AlleyWolf123 Před 3 lety +533

    “Your eyeballs don’t work like that”
    My astigmatism: think again

    • @susanfreeman5116
      @susanfreeman5116 Před 3 lety +2

      Aey! 👉🏻

    • @fubar9629
      @fubar9629 Před 3 lety +4

      yep came down to comment the same thing

    • @Chem-Chem
      @Chem-Chem Před 3 lety +2

      Isn't that a serious issue on a bigger level?! I have a small bit of astigmatism that I inherited from my mother and even that much sucks.

    • @milksniffer2566
      @milksniffer2566 Před 3 lety

      I was about to say LOL

    • @starchild4908
      @starchild4908 Před 3 lety

      Same

  • @jacobarnold6486
    @jacobarnold6486 Před 3 lety +410

    when you forget to plug your headphones in so your family thinks your starting a cult when the video starts

  • @rebelsnowflake15
    @rebelsnowflake15 Před rokem +63

    I've gotten more Irish as I get older and it's definitely at least partly Jack's fault

  • @ShiningZukarimo
    @ShiningZukarimo Před rokem +4

    13:58 This is what Doofenshmirtz needed during that marvel collab.

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly Před 3 lety +1286

    I just realized: magnetic field induction is how a dynamic microphone works. The Boom Touch is literally a microphone.

    • @hammyofdoom8355
      @hammyofdoom8355 Před 2 lety +51

      With a speaker attached

    • @mrfishyfisshh
      @mrfishyfisshh Před 2 lety +19

      Magnetic force Jack! Nature's force!

    • @helljumper9578
      @helljumper9578 Před 2 lety +27

      Like the ones we used to get as kids from the dollar store? You just yell in it and it made things louder

    • @buaiaa0b887
      @buaiaa0b887 Před 2 lety +2

      Or it’s using the vibrations

    • @AmonAmarthFan609
      @AmonAmarthFan609 Před 2 lety +7

      The sound quality wasn't that great and it wasn't even really THAT loud. Tbh though I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not worth $14 (not much more though)

  • @mixking1752
    @mixking1752 Před 3 lety +302

    “All with just 2 fingers”
    Seáns face went dead serious

  • @lavenderdreamss
    @lavenderdreamss Před rokem +61

    Ayo, I just realized that Jack had painted nails in this video and he's absolutely slaying.

  • @pinnacle79
    @pinnacle79 Před rokem +9

    Jack's expression change when granny lue says "with two fingers" shows how fast he relises that the pump chop was a rip off

  • @DarkDragon1889
    @DarkDragon1889 Před 3 lety +297

    Seán: "Your eyeballs don't work like that; this is a camera!"
    Me with an astigmatism in both eyes: 👁💧👄💧👁 "Well you don't have to *DRAG* me and my Dollar Tree vision like that..."

    • @dragonayre-00
      @dragonayre-00 Před 3 lety +20

      I have astigmatism toooo
      I thought everyone see lights like me until recently
      Me: what do you mean you see light without the spiky things that come out of it? I saw it like stars this whole time!!

    • @TheJessDoer
      @TheJessDoer Před 3 lety +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who came here to say this!

    • @brandinm1394
      @brandinm1394 Před 3 lety +1

      Saameee

    • @PigeonLord
      @PigeonLord Před 3 lety +2

      I don’t have an astigmatism but I still see lights like that 🥲 I’ve been to an optometrist and apparently I have 20/15 vision, this still perplexes me.

    • @joejoecraft1782
      @joejoecraft1782 Před 3 lety

      lol i also have astigmatism

  • @DizzyInfusion
    @DizzyInfusion Před 3 lety +555

    Jack: "That's not how light works..."
    *Everyone with an astigmatism glares*

  • @nirdybirdy6180
    @nirdybirdy6180 Před rokem +14

    Jack talking about how real life doesn’t look like that with the tack glasses…me having an astigmatism: “it doesn’t?”

  • @shiisnotmad6013
    @shiisnotmad6013 Před rokem +13

    22:10 I remember these! When I used to ski as a kid, to warm my hands up my mom gave me smaller and round things like these and worked exactly like that! aaww what a good childhood memory

  • @spicychiknnuggets
    @spicychiknnuggets Před 3 lety +808

    Jacksepticeye should start a second series called, "Testing funny items" where he buys and reviews products like this.

  • @1D991
    @1D991 Před 3 lety +324

    "Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
    My astigmatism: "LAUGH!"

  • @ttvquickscopedurmom7372
    @ttvquickscopedurmom7372 Před rokem +22

    This intro is the best three hours of editing I’ve ever seen!

  • @MakiraVangalis
    @MakiraVangalis Před rokem +54

    The d-frost wonder actually worked. We had one or something similar growing up.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, it's called a microwave.

    • @theogtimeclock
      @theogtimeclock Před rokem +4

      @@anzaca1 don't thaw meat in the microwave please

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@theogtimeclock But e coli is fun...

  • @chuyeela
    @chuyeela Před 3 lety +442

    Imagine Jack do that intro dancing to his queen like a bird trying to impress his love

    • @Selena-ee6ch
      @Selena-ee6ch Před 3 lety +4

      I almost spit out my drink reading that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @death13fox92
      @death13fox92 Před 3 lety +4

      Now imagine him doing it in a Lauren cloth dancing to her lol

    • @tiarehenry7507
      @tiarehenry7507 Před 3 lety +2

      yea it looks like a mating call and dance

    • @gmt_cthulh
      @gmt_cthulh Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @flamehashira953
      @flamehashira953 Před 3 lety +2

      God damnit I can totally see that

  • @agentmaverik1774
    @agentmaverik1774 Před 3 lety +260

    "Are you making a husband or something ?" :- jacksepticeye
    That line really got me 😂😂

  • @roninbowling
    @roninbowling Před rokem +5

    I'm so proud of him for buying the slap chop. LONG LIVE VINCE!!!

  • @pinkmoonjuice5158
    @pinkmoonjuice5158 Před rokem +5

    Sean pulling out products he bought from another informercial was the most unexpected Uno reverse card moment I've ever experienced.

  • @MrMaradok
    @MrMaradok Před 3 lety +536

    So, the “Boom Touch” honestly seems like a fancy version of putting your phone in a cup...sounds just as good to.

    • @EmperorOfAjvar
      @EmperorOfAjvar Před 3 lety +10

      If it would work like that yeah. I imagine even if it worked the quality would be shity af

    • @palerose1166
      @palerose1166 Před 3 lety +6

      I have one and its a lot more clearer than the video.. you only need one tho lol

    • @barranex94c94
      @barranex94c94 Před 3 lety +8

      So my buddy in school owned something like the “boom touch” and your right just a fancy upgrade.

    • @icchance3734
      @icchance3734 Před 3 lety +3

      Seems*

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok Před 3 lety +2

      @@icchance3734 oops, you’re right, I’ll fix that.

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos Před 3 lety +365

    That "... just, bye" "My coffee" at the end killed me. Robin's too good.

    • @BigLord
      @BigLord Před 3 lety +3

      That was the best and quickest self plug I've ever seen. Robin is indeed a genius.

    • @nisonenorgren6047
      @nisonenorgren6047 Před 3 lety +2

      Huh? I must have missed that

    • @luvsharlie
      @luvsharlie Před 3 lety

      Robin Thicke? Yeah he's a leg-end.

    • @BigLord
      @BigLord Před 3 lety

      @@nisonenorgren6047 very last second of the video!

  • @Mr.Hudges
    @Mr.Hudges Před 11 měsíci +4

    I don't know why, but when I saw Jack's reaction to seeing six lil' shorties, I almost died of asphyxiation from laughing. I could feel my lungs collapsing.

  • @whereswatson3952
    @whereswatson3952 Před rokem +4

    This man's vocals are absolutely STUNNING. He has screamed more times than I can count yet he can still produce vocals like at 0:05

  • @Clutteredcallum
    @Clutteredcallum Před 3 lety +451

    I love how he's actually tearing into these products now instead of being sarcastic the whole time.

    • @drakerieve6239
      @drakerieve6239 Před 3 lety +1

      Oooo I'm 2 yessss fuck yha yessss you helped me with so much depression yay first time iv ben there's early iv watched you for 5 and a half years like a boss

    • @leeprole4059
      @leeprole4059 Před 3 lety +1

      @@drakerieve6239 you feeling good bro?

    • @drakerieve6239
      @drakerieve6239 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm good still dealing with it

    • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
      @Void_Ghost_Beelz Před 3 lety

      But when has he actually been sarcastic? I can’t even remember one where he was

    • @tylerbarnes2393
      @tylerbarnes2393 Před 3 lety +1

      The boom touch actually works

  • @rosieandyn4367
    @rosieandyn4367 Před 3 lety +412

    “This isn’t real life, your eyeballs don’t work like that”
    My blind ass “I-it shouldn’t work like that??-..”

    • @delta_g2831
      @delta_g2831 Před 3 lety +16

      You might have astigmatism if you see it like that

    • @ashphobic3703
      @ashphobic3703 Před 3 lety +24

      @@delta_g2831 I've had astigmatism since I was 6, I legit thought this was normal until someone told me it was not-

    • @deathperception9285
      @deathperception9285 Před 3 lety

      Your not blind or you wouldn't be able to type this

    • @gingerfail1669
      @gingerfail1669 Před 3 lety +7

      @@deathperception9285 it was hyperbole or a great exaggeration of the truth they aren’t claiming they’re blind, idiot

    • @delta_g2831
      @delta_g2831 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ashphobic3703 samee I didn't realise what it was then my vision got MUCH worse and I went to the doctors and they were like 'oh shit, your eyes are fucked' 😂

  • @mr.kittysavestheworld695

    5:50 I actually do still use CDs, but only ripping. Something I love doing is going to music stores, and just browsing the CD shelves, looking for obscure albums I've never heard of that catch my interest. If I like it, I rip it for my collection.
    I've found a lot of really obscure music that I never would've encountered browsing online, simply because it's too old and/or unknown.
    Of course, sometimes I get stinker albums that were a waste of $5, but that gamble is part of the fun.

  • @shayziekaizie
    @shayziekaizie Před rokem +3

    That intro lives in my head rent free. 😂
    I need a meme video of that in my life

  • @bk24769
    @bk24769 Před 3 lety +314

    Jack: "Those aren't even real lights. Your eyeballs don't look like that."
    Me, with severe astigmatism: 👁👄👁

    • @Museofmemory
      @Museofmemory Před 3 lety +15

      The moment where part of Jack's audience realised they need glasses

    • @joydownen961
      @joydownen961 Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly! Lol!

    • @sick0child
      @sick0child Před 3 lety +1

      I came here to say the same thing haha

    • @Jikitsu
      @Jikitsu Před 3 lety +3

      Same haha, I'm lucky mines not that bad but I do get alot of blurry lights

    • @Muniiiverse
      @Muniiiverse Před 3 lety +1

      @@Museofmemory that moment when you go to an optician and they tell you that you have astigmatism but don't need glasses...kinda sus

  • @cloudycrisps7290
    @cloudycrisps7290 Před 3 lety +323

    “There’s just nothing like it on the market today!”
    Me, who’s worn hearing aids since I was 4: “ex-SQUSE ME!?”

    • @MrSplicer3
      @MrSplicer3 Před 3 lety +14

      Do we need to turn the volume up?

    • @susanfreeman5116
      @susanfreeman5116 Před 3 lety +1

      I just got mine! They are an actual lifesaver 🦻

  • @nickilaurant9330
    @nickilaurant9330 Před rokem +9

    "who in their right mind is using cds anymore" me watching this infront of my metal cd collection 👀 (its comfortingly nostalgic ok)

    • @mr.nickols1293
      @mr.nickols1293 Před rokem

      Cripes it's like having a museum exhibit in your home lol.

    • @slandracon3853
      @slandracon3853 Před rokem

      @@mr.nickols1293 Dude I still have an old MIB 2 VHS in my closet somewhere (Even if I cant ever use it :)

  • @Satans.asshol3
    @Satans.asshol3 Před rokem +2

    with the vision thing on the first product it shows an astigmatism and what you see with it lmao

  • @cristiemenendez8921
    @cristiemenendez8921 Před 3 lety +320

    damn, jack’s version of ‘shark bait ooh ha ha’ is so good, man

  • @Jessicamoon2130
    @Jessicamoon2130 Před 3 lety +276

    Séan: Eyes don’t work like that
    People with an astigmatism: I beg to differ

    • @balamb25
      @balamb25 Před 3 lety +12

      I was just thinking this!! Oh... you mean it's not normal to take off your glasses at night and see GIANT BLURRY SNOWFLAKES on every street light?

    • @xanderwrahn
      @xanderwrahn Před 3 lety +3

      I was about to say 😂

    • @Mizaxa
      @Mizaxa Před 3 lety +4

      yeah like My eyes ALWAYS have that. only when i put my glasses on do i not have the flared out light.

    • @SirVoidEater
      @SirVoidEater Před 3 lety

      @@Mizaxa i still have that when i wear my glasses are you saying it is supposed to go away?

  • @ii_official
    @ii_official Před rokem +5

    Little does he know- that de-thawer is actually real and works perfectly 😂

  • @FilmReelStudios
    @FilmReelStudios Před 5 měsíci

    Thanks for All your work Jack, it has been one of the things that keeps me going. Keep up the good work!

  • @stitchywitchybee
    @stitchywitchybee Před 3 lety +226

    "This isn't even real life! Your eyeballs don't work like that!"
    Cries in astigmatism.

    • @thelucindamay
      @thelucindamay Před 3 lety +12

      haha feel you, the image used for the heavy traffic is exactly how lights look for me when night driving :(

    • @stitchywitchybee
      @stitchywitchybee Před 3 lety +6

      @@thelucindamay It's so awful, I basically can't drive after dusk anymore because of it. I just don't feel like I can see well enough to be safe on the road at night because all of the streetlights and car lights are blown out and blurred together like that. I'm sorry you have to deal with it too!

    • @shamrockgamer401
      @shamrockgamer401 Před 3 lety +1

      What is astigmatism can someone kindly explain please

    • @djboogymonster
      @djboogymonster Před 3 lety +1

      Truth.

    • @djboogymonster
      @djboogymonster Před 3 lety +4

      @@shamrockgamer401 misshapen eyeballs. Normal people have roundish eyes. Astigmatism is when your eyes are shaped more like a football (American football). Causes all kinds of fun vision issues.

  • @ashleyarismendy6119
    @ashleyarismendy6119 Před 3 lety +230

    I love that when Sean gets sooo angyyy he turns 10000% more Irish......I approve

  • @okfine7402
    @okfine7402 Před rokem +14

    I've actually seen the "night vision tac glasses" in Walmart

  • @DaemonCaedo1
    @DaemonCaedo1 Před rokem +4

    3:35 I'd like to point out, having worked in an egg processing plant, that the hard boiled eggs there are actually heated and steamed like that, more so than boiling them.
    13:10 Now... I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to plug extension cords into power strips anyway. So you're trading an 'unsightly mess' for a fire hazard.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones Před dnem

      I don’t think extension chords are a problem (especially not for a chord that short, there’s just not any real increase in power draw), what I know is a problem is plugging other power strips into a power strip.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 3 lety +1845

    I was laughing before the intro was even over. Wow this is a powerful series

  • @SammehPurdy
    @SammehPurdy Před 2 lety +833

    These tac products are just like "here's a normal household thing, BUT PATRIOTIC!"

    • @erinjordon829
      @erinjordon829 Před 2 lety +24

      That's what I was thinking when he said, why do you need a tac visor?
      I said, because the glasses don't have an eagle flag DUH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kiranshah1672
      @kiranshah1672 Před rokem +7

      WITH THE AMERICAN EAGLE!

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 Před rokem +2

      I wanna see the tac flag, the tactical flag to deter potential muggers, but helps them see you support the USA. 🇺🇸

  • @Knightwing785
    @Knightwing785 Před 8 měsíci +3

    2023 Brain Leak idea= Still waiting for the Slap Chop video lol

  • @hannahnotfound5108
    @hannahnotfound5108 Před rokem

    I have the snap and soothe and the satisfaction of the heat gel is amazing, and the heat for pain great

  • @HarmonyBreaker
    @HarmonyBreaker Před 3 lety +414

    Jack: “Your eyes don’t work like that!”
    Me with astigmatism: uhh...

    • @lorenbegley5181
      @lorenbegley5181 Před 3 lety +6

      Relate 😂

    • @Typhlo_ttv
      @Typhlo_ttv Před 3 lety +4

      True

    • @Reaper1785
      @Reaper1785 Před 3 lety +10

      Deadass that bloom makes it so hard to drive at night.

    • @ravengrim2117
      @ravengrim2117 Před 3 lety +2

      Saaaaaaaaame

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana Před 3 lety +8

      Oh that's what it's called? I was kinda confused when Jack said that, guess I have astigmatism then lol

  • @ScorpionGrass
    @ScorpionGrass Před 3 lety +341

    I'm literally blasting the opening sequence on max and my family is looking at me in a very meaningful manner

  • @GhostPhoenix-id4hx
    @GhostPhoenix-id4hx Před 7 měsíci

    The intro lives in my brain rent free.
    Me at 2am: laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*music engaged*(laughlaughlaughlaugh-ing increases)

  • @mishtergoose2851
    @mishtergoose2851 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I used to love watching these when i was younger lol they were always so ridiculous 🤣

  • @celestephira
    @celestephira Před 3 lety +228

    "If you're still using CDs we have a bigger problem!"
    Me, ignoring my giant case of CDs and nodding "You tell 'em!"

    • @VariaSweetGuardian
      @VariaSweetGuardian Před 3 lety +1

      Most of my older games are on CD's 😅

    • @celestephira
      @celestephira Před 3 lety +1

      @@VariaSweetGuardian ZUMA is best game, change my mind 😂

    • @ashley011495
      @ashley011495 Před 3 lety +1

      I have to burn CDs all the time for my job. I'm an engineer and whenever we submit plans to the city or county they usually ask for a digital copy of the pdf on a cd even though we email them the pdfs anyways.

    • @ramen_noods_01
      @ramen_noods_01 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @greenoak2205
      @greenoak2205 Před 3 lety +1

      Me pushing away my entire box full of floppy disks

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 Před 3 lety +238

    I love how literally all of them say “THE SECRET IS THIS HIGH TECH-“

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 Před 3 lety +12

      STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY
      SUPER ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY

  • @SleepyHallow143
    @SleepyHallow143 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I fell asleep watching the playlist and this woke me up and scared the crap out of me.

  • @cockodemon7443
    @cockodemon7443 Před 8 měsíci

    22:37
    I live in a part of Saskatchewan that regularly gets down to -40° and i remember these things as a kid, you click them and then put them in your boots or gloves and it warms them for you

  • @katierae6671
    @katierae6671 Před 3 lety +315

    sean:”it’s just a usb drive, here you can have this one for free”
    also sean: “it has all my noods on it”

    • @karma1520
      @karma1520 Před 3 lety +10

      I think for half of the ppl in the comment section that only sweetens the deal 😂

    • @yvettemartinez42
      @yvettemartinez42 Před 3 lety +2

      I would most definitely take it for all the "extra storage" the nudes are a plus lmao

  • @smolqueeremo
    @smolqueeremo Před 3 lety +252

    "This isnt even real life! Your eyes don't work like that!" *cries in astigmatism*

    • @DrMcSpankus
      @DrMcSpankus Před 3 lety +7

      t r u e

    • @datkitten
      @datkitten Před 3 lety +4

      right it not as bad but its close. my step dad got a pair for my mom and those work. like its exaggerated to sell.

    • @perfectcatto
      @perfectcatto Před 3 lety +4

      ikr!! my glasses help but night time is still just a fireworks show :((

    • @jackoven8675
      @jackoven8675 Před 3 lety

      Ah, a man of culture i see

    • @mysticalwhims223
      @mysticalwhims223 Před 3 lety

      @@perfectcatto yup :C its a pain in the but

  • @urmommmm4988
    @urmommmm4988 Před 9 měsíci +1

    when i was younger my grandma actually bought a Boom Touch and it’s actually not a scam. if your phone is positioned the right way, the Boom Touch actually acts as a speaker and inhances the sound. it was really cool and as people may see it like a scam- it isn’t.

  • @TaylorOwens-ri4em
    @TaylorOwens-ri4em Před rokem +1

    “Jacksepticeye your main man!” Made me laugh

  • @LadyKattrina84
    @LadyKattrina84 Před 3 lety +163

    Gabs in the other room like "He's lost it again BB, give him space to make loud Irish noises."

  • @jamiebower6447
    @jamiebower6447 Před 3 lety +113

    For some reason, the Snap and Sooth was super popular in South African primary school's like 10 years ago. Kids would trade colours and pay people to borrow them for the day.

  • @stellarisfreak878
    @stellarisfreak878 Před 8 měsíci

    jacksepticeye: philanthropist, youtuber, and now, tribal leader!!

  • @anangoons
    @anangoons Před rokem

    Oh man the heating things! Were from rural northern US and my family use a disposable version of those when we go deer hunting! Since deer season is early winter and you have to be VERY STILL AND QUIET for hours and hours if you're in a blind or tree stand, you can't move around to keep warm cus you'll make sound/it easier to see you. So we have little single-use ones you can put in your gloves that use a chemical reaction too! You open the package and knead them for a few seconds to start it. There are even ones specially designed to put in the toes of your boots that have a little sticker on one side to make sure they don't slide around your boots. They're really nice when you're sitting out in the woods for hours in November and December lmao

  • @d.e.n.n.y
    @d.e.n.n.y Před 2 lety +1890

    I laughed when Granny Lou said “With only two fingers” and Sean’s smile INSTANTLY vanished

    • @En_chonky_fuzzy_bee
      @En_chonky_fuzzy_bee Před 2 lety +38

      Lmfao i just saw that and i burst out wheezing

    • @d.e.n.n.y
      @d.e.n.n.y Před 2 lety +50

      @@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 💀. It was like a “what did she just say” look 💀💀💀

    • @lukeleon
      @lukeleon Před 2 lety +2

      @@En_chonky_fuzzy_bee same 😂

    • @Lady_Violet22
      @Lady_Violet22 Před 2 lety +8

      Why else are just those two fingers trimmed properly? Heheheh

    • @babyaxolotl6433
      @babyaxolotl6433 Před 2 lety +9

      I found the emoji for Sean's reaction
      😐

  • @xcrowexyt4106
    @xcrowexyt4106 Před 3 lety +251

    Jack: "Who's paying $130 for a Bluetooth speaker?"
    My mother:

    • @lordgenerias
      @lordgenerias Před 3 lety +2

      I got a 100 dollar one for free once. I think that's also how many times I used it. Wireless earbuds with their own volume control, maybe?

    • @__boomer2__
      @__boomer2__ Před 3 lety

      I bought a $100+ Bose speaker. No regrets, that thing is badass

    • @eringann3162
      @eringann3162 Před 3 lety

      My bf with his Bose speaker as well:

    • @TDAdvocate
      @TDAdvocate Před 3 lety

      JBL and Bose speakers are actually well worth the heavy price tags. If you go to parties or hang out with friends regularly then $130 is honestly going on the cheap end. To really bring the sound you would want upwards of a $300 speaker. But that's because they aren't Bluetooth only but also have auxiliary ports, can daisy chain, have subs, etc.

    • @kevinspencer2515
      @kevinspencer2515 Před 3 lety

      Same

  • @Dragonspartan001
    @Dragonspartan001 Před 9 měsíci

    I will note for those extension cords I have one same length but has a built in serge protector and 4 outlets all around it way more efficient

  • @landanfetters6169
    @landanfetters6169 Před rokem +1

    0:01 All hail Jacksepticeye, the god of joy, comedy and laughter!

  • @rodriguezsanchez3860
    @rodriguezsanchez3860 Před 3 lety +278

    This series is slowly turning into Jacksepticeye debunks advertisements and I love it

    • @sarac9424
      @sarac9424 Před 3 lety +3

      I would love to see him react to the dr. Sasquatch soap ad cause its so ridiculous

    • @burgerbenis2600
      @burgerbenis2600 Před 3 lety +1

      He’s slowly becoming jackskepticeye

  • @LowEndStat1c
    @LowEndStat1c Před 3 lety +149

    "Your eyeballs don't work like that"
    People with astigmatism: *hmm I see*

    • @3lectr1x
      @3lectr1x Před 3 lety +24

      People with blindness: *hmm I don’t*

    • @michaelortiz1561
      @michaelortiz1561 Před 3 lety

      This comment smacked me in the face

  • @tannerbaulos8003
    @tannerbaulos8003 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Is anyone going to bring up the horrible placement of the tv in that room 11:22

  • @HunaaaraJackson
    @HunaaaraJackson Před 10 měsíci

    He just gave me a flashback of the Irish prep bowl 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tristonsanchez25
    @tristonsanchez25 Před 3 lety +310

    imagine jacks girlfriend just walks in and your chanting laugh

    • @blazingskies232
      @blazingskies232 Před 3 lety +13

      She's probably used to it

    • @bunkusdundongo6675
      @bunkusdundongo6675 Před 3 lety +2

      You're. Or do you mean Jack? Is "Jack" your in this context? Or is "your" the audience? Hmmm...... Does that mean Jack's girlfriend is in all our houses?

    • @thatboygooxse_8775
      @thatboygooxse_8775 Před 3 lety +8

      introducing the tacgirlfriend

    • @blasttrooper5641
      @blasttrooper5641 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bunkusdundongo6675 haha I hate that comment

    • @monobeardesbearer9069
      @monobeardesbearer9069 Před 3 lety

      @@bunkusdundongo6675 it's not that deep

  • @enferreine
    @enferreine Před 3 lety +449

    What makes those hearing aids tactical, is my Grandfather tactically turning it down when he was getting in trouble for leaving a mess in the kitchen.

    • @SpiraEclipse
      @SpiraEclipse Před 3 lety +10

      What an icon

    • @ksnarks
      @ksnarks Před 3 lety +1

      Can’t wait to be 70. I’m halfway there. I shall use your grandfather’s tactics.

    • @TheBedroomSimRacer
      @TheBedroomSimRacer Před 2 lety +1

      Vietnam flashbacks anyone?

  • @tieganbrunton9163
    @tieganbrunton9163 Před rokem +4

    Yoooo those heating things legit. We always had them as kids little hand warmers for going to school in winter so fucking fun

  • @leterneautunes2427
    @leterneautunes2427 Před 8 měsíci

    "Look at this drink! in 30 minutes-"
    *Burps and cries in agony* *dies*
    "It's gone!"

  • @powersthetiddygoblin
    @powersthetiddygoblin Před 3 lety +227

    "Who's using CD's?!"
    ....*slides my CD case of 2000's music under the rug*...

    • @DamienXavier1828
      @DamienXavier1828 Před 3 lety +5

      I just bought 5 cds this week. 😂

    • @theassassin8706
      @theassassin8706 Před 3 lety +6

      Some older people might still have some of their precious photos on CD, and wanting to digitalized their photos, Safe N Sound sounds like a pretty useful thing

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD Před 3 lety +3

      @@theassassin8706 hey I’m 19 and I use CDs in the car, mainly a bunch of musicals though so...

    • @theassassin8706
      @theassassin8706 Před 3 lety

      @@CheshieD Why'd you respond to my comment? Lol

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD Před 3 lety +4

      @@theassassin8706 didn’t mean to but was too lazy to change it afterwards 😂😂😂

  • @moriartea897
    @moriartea897 Před 3 lety +222

    Tac Amplifier is just a way to get your stubborn grandpa to wear his hearing aid by making it "cool".

    • @SQU1SHYFAC3
      @SQU1SHYFAC3 Před 3 lety +1

      Actually tempted to try this with my grandfather 😂

    • @ianbertram1872
      @ianbertram1872 Před 3 lety +2

      Well at least some good is coming from that commercial

    • @cosplaymemories1487
      @cosplaymemories1487 Před 3 lety

      I mean.... if it works it works.... ammirite?

  • @alternativebeel852
    @alternativebeel852 Před rokem +1

    "There is just nothing on the market like it today" literally any hearing aid with adjustable points: we can hear you.