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[@shanonbryant2919]

My mom bought us the bowl light! It seems like a good idea until it glows red and you think that hell is emerging from your toilet

[@sarahbergmann1162]

That sounds stupidly funny but also terrifying.

[@jayzo]

I immediately thought of the Facebook page titled "Toilets with threatening auras" reading this.

[@jayzo]

@@alocuana Basically a range of photos of toilets, some are dumb, some are strange and some are creepy.

[@alexandradobbs466]

me to my mom also bought it and until it turned red im all like omg is that the devil take me away

[@scarletwitch819]

I usually don’t laugh at comments, but this one was really funny

[@anonymoustacobell1310]

"I won't whip out my peen, unless the bowl is green!"

[@mattiev6932]

wow... thank you kanye very cool

[@mutelamb]

I won't whip out my dink unless the bowl is pink
I tried

[@crabby4911]

i wanted to comment something like that
oh well i guess being 2 months late is not good :p

[@bobanjose9573]

I won't take a poo unless it's blue

[@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976]

Or for short you could just say “I won’t whip out my peen, unless it’s green.”

[@zachIPFW]

Jack not realizing that she was selling her cook book not the crock pot was hilarious

[@MoonPiez]

SHW E++E+EEOJ

[@smolcaffeineaddict]

The fact that I think we have it at home 😂😅

[@zachIPFW]

@@smolcaffeineaddict lol my mom does lol

[@bobbybrewer1482]

@@MoonPiez what does that mean?

[@then0b0t14]

@@bobbybrewer1482you will never know

[@HappiDapp]

"Cathy's Dumper does not seem so weird anymore"
- Jacksepticeye 2020

[@Lucario0007]

*”WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET”*

[@TheSirRolfe]

*slaps whiteboard* This bad boy can fit so much L A U G H in it!
Man that beard is magnificent.

[@jacksepticeye]

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

[@ballhead1150]

Well that sounds kinda strange.

[@ballhead1150]

But, then again, who hasn’t rode a baby for a mile.

[@ksm5908]

@@jacksepticeye the pioneers rode your beard? XD

[@bluemoonARMYcom]

@@jacksepticeye dude your a fucking legend
I love my Irish dad

[@Spawn-Point]

Sauna Pants = A rampant yeast infection waiting to happen......

[@amandartist]

Ha

[@scumchilds]

wowowowowopow jack liked ur comment

[@moonshinemollusk7689]

giddys it’s a heart not a like

[@moonshinemollusk7689]

Kaylee Vance I don’t know a 👍 doesn’t look like a ❤️

[@moonshinemollusk7689]

Kaylee Vance k

[@WestonNey]

Poor Sean doesn’t know the true beauty and insanity of the mighty crockpot! It’s insane how good it does at making good stuff, also I want meatballs right now dang it.

[@rosesandmilk]

When jack was criticizing the meals in the crock pot while I was like like “actually those sound great, cooking with soda might actually add some cool flavors.”
I have never felt more American in my life.

[@dustyrose192]

Im british, i was right behind you buddy. I love crock pot meals

[@Terratetradon]

Ew no

[@Terratetradon]

@@dustyrose192 yea like pot roast not soda on pork 🤢

[@Frame_Late]

@@Terratetradon lol, it wasn't pork roast. Someone needs to learn how to listen.

[@codyroht827]

"more American" yea cause no one but Americans can cook

[@KingCoelacanth]

Commercial: *is weird*
Jack: this is ridiculous.
Commercial: *makes witty pun about product*
Jack: _I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!_

[@londonhooten9104]

🐍

[@slymn1]

King Coelacanth
the truth

[@magesticcrab2164]

Jhon tron quote!

[@tylerrivay9867]

"YES!! ITS PINK!! I"M GONNA PISS SO HARD!" I Lost it

[@crasyperson8781]

ITS PINK I DONT KNOW WHAT COLOURS ARE BUT ITS PINK!!

[@lolbitfoxgacha6029]

Same I owed a little

[@gunk7907]

OMG ITS PINK AAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA SHIT SO HARD IN THAT

[@denniewennieFR]

Lmao saaame

[@kenmakozume1137]

I couldn't breathe 🤣🤣

[@Obsessor23]

"My son was always afraid of going to the bathroom in the dark"
Jack: "Now he just shits his pants in bed"
That got me so good

[@jessypash9599]

SAME 🤣😭

[@TGIReaper]

Actually believe it or not, the ginger ale thing is a good idea for when you’re cooking white meats in a crock pot as the citric acid brings out some more of the flavor. It makes pork chops taste a bit better and make chicken a bit juicer

[@habidtenly]

huh

[@fireruby1882]

That’s what I was thinking. I’m no expert but my mom is and I’ve learned a lot just WATCHING her cook and she’s done the weirdest stuff but the meals turn out AMAZING

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

Ew

[@fireruby1882]

@@smwatertasteslikewater you’re literally just oblivious to the science of cooking and it shows. It’s just like how people cook with alcohol
(Edit was a spelling error)

[@CrazyLittleMonster1994]

Or you can use some baking Soda and avoid the sugar content

[@sgtsylund7170]

Funny thing is, I actually own a toilet light. Don’t use red, it looks like the gates of hell have opened in your toilet.

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

That pfp is cute

[@fatalrob0t]

You mean that's the perfect color for your toilet.

[@sgtsylund7170]

@@KhaosInductionCreator Awe thank you!

[@sgtsylund7170]

@@fatalrob0t Yeah, but it’s not a good colour at night. Give me creepy nightmare vibes at night.

[@satan3763]

That sounds like a reason to use it

[@Smittybonez-ii2mi]

Jack: Are toxins stored in your balls?
Me: Yes sir and I have 2 kids to prove it.

[@phoenixcat2203]

🤣

[@elibedard6373]

Brilliant.

[@EAZZEE]

I was about to say 'Dad?' but then I saw the username

[@Venus_Luvrs0]

XD OMG ROFLMAO

[@simonhanley218]

Youre nothing short of a genius

[@fewcandleanimations]

We all gotta appreciate the laugh song.
L is for Lovers, who love one another
A is for Ass, of which I like to eat
U is for U’re the only one for me
G is for the only Gamer I see
H is for Happy, I always feel it
When you put it together, what do you get?
LAUGH

[@ShibeDogetic]

hello everybody and welcome back to Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

[@harrytmm]

@@codyroht827 Americas funniest home videos is still going i think

[@ACFloyd]

​@@harrytmm yup, with Carlton 😀

[@KandyApple-sc1ji]

Oml Yes, It Seems Everyone Neglects The Laugh Song SOMEBODY DOESN'T NEGLECT THE SONG! MY FAV PART OF THE VIDEO!!!

[@fewcandleanimations]

@@KandyApple-sc1ji lol yeah sometimes I listen to it in my free time

[@cherylsmith5055]

I would love to personally thank you for existing and doing what you do..
I have a 13 year old son who introduced me to your videos here on CZcams...a few years ago...
I'm a single mom working towards my Plumbing apprenticeship...
Between work, college, and single mom duties sometimes I get a lil burnt out...
My son knows I need a recharge. I need to feel happy, be it a try not to laugh video or laughing at eachother over jump scares watching you do game play throughs....
You, SIR....have helped me reset so I can do more in my life then you will ever know...
Thank you ever so much!!!!

[@SnorpSnordy]

Underrated comment, Wish Sean saw this

[@chrisknudsen5686]

I hope your apprenticeship is coming along or finished and life is cooler now!

[@supershasha]

How did the apprenticeship go? :D

[@DorkLynx]

5:11
*"YEEEEES! ITS F**KIN' PINK! IMMA PISS SO HARD-"*

[@WorldAside]

ASSSSSSSSS

[@shelby2370]

AND I OOP-

[@utubelosers1]

I'm dead

[@heavenlysunshine4732]

Next thing ya know... I made a poopsie.... With an oopsie

[@katcake7769]

Yassss!!!!!

[@MarvelousMack]

Jack making fun of the Crock Pot meals when I've grown up on those foods and know that, indeed, throwing a bunch of seemingly random ingredients into the pot to make a delicious meal is EXACTLY how that works is the funniest thing ever.

[@jarrodoakley6911]

Pork chop casserole is fantastic

[@HiddenBrother619]

Right I was sitting there the entire time going, "Jack that is how it works, that is how they come out, and it tastes delicious

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

Exactly what my dad does
Give him a box of rocks and some random stuff and he’ll turn that box of rocks into a four course meal fit for a king

[@goldenrose7637]

Wait, it actually works that way? Good to know....

[@merakfirgun1071]

it actually turns out awesome....

[@emeraldhalloween3269]

accidently paused at 7:59 and it put me on the floor from laughing so hard XD

[@alexanderbrown542]

I love how she starts with 'what if they took 5 minutes' and then goes on to say 'ready when you get home from work'

[@MichaelLovely-mr6oh]

Basically it will take five minutes of prep work to get the food in the Crock-Pot and then it can take eight hours to cook on low heat or four hours on high heat. My personal favorite recipe is the one for smothered pork chops and rice. I just put the rice in the Crock-Pot followed by the pork chops, a can of cream of mushroom soup and two soup cans of water to keep the rice from getting crunchy. Afterwards I simply put the lid on the Crock-Pot and put it on low heat before going to work. When I got home I was able to enjoy a nice filling dinner.

[@potatosurfs]

“ YESSSSSS ITS F***ING PINK! IM GONNA PISS SO HARD!”
says literally nobody in the world ever ever

[@donotdisturb4979]

I laughed so hard when he said that to the point where I started snorting, yes I snort when I laugh.

[@kingakimoto69]

@@donotdisturb4979 same and j wheezed so hard!!

[@nkalam5803]

I say it

[@thunderlordabove420]

Ah assuming that no one says that 😂 I said that once

[@karlagonzalvez323]

Says my dustmite

[@erikasakura7721]

"Five minutes or less"
"Slow cooker"
"After work..."
Well is it fast or slow????

[@jet_star2783]

The world may never know

[@balls505]

fastn't

[@PirabeirabaBoy]

I mean, it is fast to prepare, and slow to cook...? So technically it's both..?

[@dhwriter0724]

Probably both. Normally, when I make stew in my crockpot, I would put it together around noon (five minutes or less, depending on ingredients) then put the setting on high. It's done by dinner (about 6pm). I only use my instapot when I want food in 5-10 mins- it's a pressure cooker.

[@PirabeirabaBoy]

@@dhwriter0724 see, called it!
Thanks for the info

[@nah.shy0945]

“ITS FCKIN PINK, IMA PISS SO HARD” 🤣🤣 that had me dead
Can’t believe I watched this with a straight face, now i’m older realizing how funny asf this video is

[@A-Flo]

I was dying at him “ hiding a body” 😂

[@Moon_Jam08]

"Capitalism breeds Innovation"
Innovation: yOu WaNt aNOthEr SoDa sECreT?

[@lilliangarza4954]

This made me explode laugh while I'm watching CZcams before my kids get up. I they're up now. 😂😂😂😂

[@Paul_The_Writer]

Ya wAnT anOthEr sOdA sEcrEt, yA sOn oF a fUcK?!

[@RekkaZaal]

Funny thing though. Soda legitimately is a good way to tenderize and marinate meat. Cola in particular. And not just as “weird” southern American cooking, I mean like, legit restaurants will use it for pot roasts (I’ve worked at some).

[@Prowerexem]

Eww that means your eating chemicals but you are getting more soda I guess

[@lukasjamesmusic16]

@Bruzzun Ath'tuch her name is Cathy Mitchell, she's an infomercial person who sells cooking products and cook books.

[@_mad_cat_]

That opening song cured my depression.

[@alhassanqadry]

and it cured my cancer

[@slavic_bumpkin624]

His smiles are so funny.

[@peril8128]

It cured my AIDS

[@namelessshipper3216]

Literally was having a bad day, then put this on 😂😂

[@ghostgirl3630]

Thank God for that😂

[@braydenirving6665]

It is legitimately not okay that I was 15 when I first saw this video when it came out since I turned 18 just a few days ago and it made me think about everything substantial that's acvtually happened to me and just happened in general, I can't believe that those three years have gone by so fast just in the blink of an eye and that a Jacksepticeye Funniest Home Videos showed me that I need to get my shit together and be more grateful for what I have now and didn't then as well as realizing why I lost somethings and some people since not everything and everyone is meant to stay in our lives forever
Love you Jack you don't need to hear it from me but keep up the good work you're doing great man

[@CoasterJam18]

5:12 Jack's PERFECT reenactment of that girl had me literally dying.

[@redacted8472]

The best intro I have ever seen
*"A for the ASS of which I like to eat"* *~jacksepticeye*

[@bigfootresearcher4562]

*like

[@Mr_Original]

I thought I quote this already in another video...

[@Brickster123]

Just Game!
L

[@redacted8472]

@@bigfootresearcher4562 thx man

[@jae2359]

“YAAASSS ITS F*^%ING PINK, IM GONNA PEE SO HARD!” 🤣🤣 It gets me every time.

[@weeboosunite4669]

The pork chops look like puke

[@BlueBeeXD03]

WeeBoos Unite YUM😒 (😂🤣)

[@scrapbabyplays6862]

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[@krystal927]

me to

[@alyssamichelle8398]

5:13 if anyone wants it🤣

[@sleepyboy633]

3 years since it was made, and its still fucking mazing and my favorite line in this whole video is "you wanna know another soda secret" lol ive never laughed so much

[@DiscoChixify]

Omg Sauna Pants with an adjustable heat setting would probably feel amazing for period days. I usually use heat on my lower back but I think about how awesome it would feel to have heat on my lower stomach and the tips of my thighs as well. I use a cup with a water tight seal so there’s no leaks or smells, but putting this sauna pant thing on over my yoga pants would probably feel amazing for handling my period pain. They’re marketing this product to the wrong audience.

[@thelazyredpanda1668]

Drug dealer in the alley: *WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?*

[@randomdudeonyoutube4743]

The lazy Red panda the drug dealer is probably Cathy

[@MetricCosmos]

She give bj on the side

[@aaronking9632]

I was looking thru the comments at this exact moment for something about her..

[@ack434]

Want another coke* secret?

[@theblondebloke]

Crackpot Dump Meals

[@_sugarus]

Jack sounds like a crow when he yells "LAUGH"

[@Kiki-il9cm]

Agreed (no offence jack)

[@crabboboi1938]

Agreed (very offense jack)

[@PhobiaHDGaming]

Agreed (moderate offense Jack)

[@angelcat6814]

Agreed (little offence jack)

[@whatsyournameman9329]

Agreed (slight offense Jack)

[@crazycarter5205]

I’ve watched every single one of these videos in the car today. I’ve loved every second of it. I don’t even know how but his soothing (LOUD) voice put me to sleep.

[@joliebokeh1958]

... you weren't driving at the time, right?

[@tignarita]

Jack not understanding crockpots is oddly infuriating to me

[@elizabethherrera3616]

Me: *Literally 0.1 seconds away from falling alseep*
Jack: *slams board and yells at the top of his lungs*
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Me: *HOLY MOTHER OF THE KAIS!!!*
Thanks for waking me up, jack alarm

[@hunter580]

Nice, like how ya made the word laugh out of the word laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@blaneboggs5745]

👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@emlynselene1096]

My alarm is him yelling laugh.
I have a second one set for right after because it's kinda quiet. I say despite my phone laying on the other side of my room and it woke me, lol.

[@DRaKe6900]

You have way too much time on your hands

[@nicolebartholomew27]

Bravo man,bravo

[@trevorgardner4456]

0:00 this intro is PERFECT 10/10 would listen to again

[@phildog2830]

I did like 8 times

[@christinadunn2714]

Make me a mixtape of it

[@Nick-yh3hz]

make a full version and put it on itunes and spotify. I would be down and put it on my playlist.

[@jagmast3r680]

Put auto captions on and restart the video xD

[@aimeecamas3756]

L is for lovers who love one another
A is for ass of witch i like to eat
U is for u're the only person for me
G is for your the only gamer i see
H is for happy i always feel it
Put it together, what do you get
What do you get what do you get
LAUGH!

[@Anthonial_Mjj]

This is a man who has NEVER seen a crock pot in real life, nor who knows about delicious classic western cooking.

[@Kudlaty771]

7:35 Is this what my mother used to cook? Jesus Christ and she really was crock pot happy too

[@dominicdeluca7113]

Best JSE quote ever: “YES! ITS PINK! IMA PISS SO HARD!!!”

[@benjamin9092]

Sèan's mom: sèan....... you need to move out....

[@christythibodeaux9313]

WEEELL... I wouldn’t say the BEST quote... the best quote is PMA. And that’s a fact.

[@elementalsgami1]

I almost peed so hard when I first saw that.

[@crukoerber3687]

Piss like you go to the bathroom or drink be he is irish

[@lonely_toaster3517]

Squid King peeper?

[@Somerandomguy-qc2no]

When he says “Go see a doctor man.” It sound so genuine like he’s trying to convince a family member to go to the hospital

[@phenyxswartz941]

He questions his hands....
Lost his mind.....
Clinically fine...

[@emilyd81]

@@phenyxswartz941 ?????????

[@phenyxswartz941]

@@emilyd81 Palaye Royale-Mr Doctor Man.... Great song, can't recommend jt enough... you should go listen to it right now.

[@emilyd81]

@@phenyxswartz941 ok I'll check it out thx😁

[@phenyxswartz941]

@@emilyd81 no problem... I'm glad to spread the word! Tell me what you think.

[@bettyjones5838]

the dump pot meals are actual legit good tasting recipes tho.

[@thewillofabeast9079]

9:29
This was the thumbnail, should've expected it, and it still made me laugh.😂😂🤣🤣

[@phoenixweckman359]

“No, don’t open up your closet..”
**slowly puts back gay**

[@stingray_stripes]

XD

[@kaylapowell2793]

Ha nice.

[@thunderusnight]

I never bring my gay into the dump pot it qlways gets too tender

[@fartinhaler72]

*un-comes out*

[@sherbet3310]

HA

[@billflanagan2685]

when he hit the board in the intro, my computer crashed... Jack has the power of the gods

[@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline]

Ouch! Does the computer still work?

[@charmeleonevolves5553]

@@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline duh... unless he... wait, this is 2020. unless she is on his phone, which could be true but i don't think so

[@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline]

@@charmeleonevolves5553 Or he bought a new one. To be fair my computer almost dieing a few days ago is still fresh in my mind.

[@lavish263team5]

He didn't hit the white board he actually just punched your moniter

[@benscoff0776]

Wow

[@althealee9375]

I almost took a sip of my drink and then he said “I need blue to poo!!” and I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@intensefactswithfox]

I love it when he smacks the board and yells LAUGH

[@Mox_Normandy]

Petition to get Jack to start ordering these and testing them. Exist to sign.

[@sh33y44]

oh sign me the fuck up

[@mrwruble1842]

I EXSIST! ONLY FOR THIS!

[@DogeDoggo-jk9fl]

*exists 9000 times

[@yeahno2992]

This is my sole purpose.

[@Lonk2976]

@@DogeDoggo-jk9fl *exists over 9000 times*

[@justleeguy9195]

1970: We'll have flying cars in the future
2019:

[@Blurdboy]

JFHV

[@justleeguy9195]

@@Blurdboy A very interesting reply indeed

[@erniedallas6666]

U were saying

[@camoplant199]

A bag of shite

[@thegamingnerd6272]

2019: We failed as the future.

[@wills20111]

I've been binging funniest home videos while Jack is gone. This always makes me laugh.

[@M1lkTheF1rst]

i love the markers falling from the LAUGH, every single time, without fail.

[@someonesomeone910]

Oh yeah jack is becoming a Viking boy with this giant beard

[@lyon_vii]

someone someone A Viking BOY

[@leaderofthelewishpeople6382]

He might cross a bridge though. We saw what happened to our favourite bearded Viking boy.

[@ShatteredLament]

@@leaderofthelewishpeople6382 Which one, Ralof from skyrim in a way is also a bearded viking boy and he's chilling in Riverwood with his sister safely while Skyrim burns to the dragons

[@hero_lri]

Someone send him a viking helmet and an axe

[@avery1093]

*WaNt ANoThER SodA sECreT?!*

[@ALonelyFirefly]

Oh yes please

[@_anyways.edits_3431]

Wow. I said this in the comments before u but u still got more likes. GG. Congratulations.

[@jellydonut505]

i DoNT wANt ANoThER SodA sECret...
WhAT
i
WaNt
iS
AlL
ThEM
sECretS
SodA
oR
NOt
LOl :)

[@ravenousneptune3817]

no, fuck off

[@j.d.-lightful8979]

Yes

[@evecccc]

7:54 absolutely kills me img jack’s impression is great

[@Razerfish930]

The catchphrase of the sauna pants should be something along the line of “boil your sausage”.

[@juliaa__.]

"This toothbrush features songs by one direction!"
Jack: No one's gonna buy that
*Me with my old ToothTunez toothbrush*

[@artlygalkd3502]

No one:
My toothbrush at 8 years old: HAKUNA MATATA

[@thetinytoast127]

I had the Cheetah Girls toothbrush😂

[@paigehalliwell2809]

I had a normal toothbrush.

[@noahhhhhhnoodle]

Literally me years ago😭😭

[@hxneyedbellsss]

I used to have a toothbrush like that :’)

[@crabletman8421]

No one :
Cathy: *WANT TO KNOW ANOTHER SODA SECRET*

[@gabegabe6520]

Ye feckere

[@thebluegaming7706]

LmAo

[@jtownsoundman210]

AH! NO! FUCK NO!

[@kennyowensby5288]

I would love for this series to come back. Especially right now, I feel like we all need to LAUGH!!!!

[@blackrosemui]

I've seen everyone of these videos 22 times each and they still make me laugh 😂

[@jonathandyson9858]

No one:
Not a single soul:
Cathy: “you want another soda secret”

[@_mislight_]

Jonathan Dyson
The first thing she made looks like what the school calls turkey

[@Kr1s_G6]

You son of a fuck

[@RealSkutti]

You want another soda secret, you son of a fuck?!

[@TGIReaper]

Actually, believe it or not, soda’s acidity tenderizes meats fairly well when you put them in a crockpot. I tried it with some chicken on my own to test it, and it actually tasted a little better than normal. I used ginger ale though, so I don’t know if other sodas work well.
This is more of an informative reply, and I’m just someone on the internet, so you don’t necessarily have to listen to this.

[@iceatheicewolf2101]

TGIReaper I actually wanna try this xD

[@bradenbyrne7243]

I love how he hits the board so hard the markers fall off
Thanks for so many likes

[@thatonegirl5220]

Isn't that what he does everytime??lol

[@smoof9077]

What else does he hit hard ;)

[@smoof9077]

So that they fall off

[@xxlemonkiaxx610]

Jack: Laugh!
My dad in the other room on a business call: HAHAHHAHAHA

[@lillypilly2187]

I just read the subtitles that accidentally left on the video and it said 'Jack dancing like a child' I'm dieing 😂

[@Miss_Maddam]

*WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET??!!*

[@Reverse.card38]

I soda do

[@abxisk8019]

no

[@MrJcup87]

Yas

[@tori9132]

@@Reverse.card38 leave now...no more punny jokes

[@Reverse.card38]

@@tori9132 yeah i should just hip hop away huh

[@khloiotaku6073]

😂
I accidentally left the subtitles on from another video, so when I click on this, the first thing I see
"hell is for lovers who love one another"
God, I love CZcams subtitles.

[@UltimatelyEverything]

AHAHAHA LOL xD

[@CarMedicine]

"is for ass"
"[Music]"
"[Music]"

[@brainnotdetectedhurdedur]

Hahaha

[@theproatpubg0693]

WTF

[@bluegod2517]

“A is for ass, of which I like to eat”

[@Confused_Rose]

Jack it’s been 3 years and I know u made one this year but please bring this back it’s so funny

[@wendallfry1935]

I love the voice dubs for the "crock pot dump meals" man, they're amazing!

[@unknownbeing7743]

May I say, Robin's edits were absolutely wonderful for this video XD

[@TatoAV]

I hAVe a BAd cAsE oF DiARrhEa

[@shiroyasha7324]

Yup XD

[@cardlinsalmon3143]

These have become my new comfort videos ^_^

[@KingovNightmares96]

i laughed so hard i think it made my day better ty sean i really needed that

[@user-js3dh7hr6g]

11:10
Jack: Why not just get a sauna suit?
Unus Annus: That's... why we're here

[@user-ns7gi2cf7v]

ohhhh yesss

[@eileenkuldsaar3992]

pee sauna

[@EdgeDaBean]

𝓟𝓮𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓪

[@seanmaxmyla]

pee sauna
pee sauna
pee sauna

[@Byrdamus]

Question: will this comment be deleted when the channel is?

[@patheticgay8908]

Infomercial: "It's easy to INSTALL on your dog!"
Me: *Furiously slams keyboard to search if dogs really are computers*

[@V1nnie]

THEY'RE DOGS FORM THE FUTURE

[@tyrantgaming7492]

**connecting to internet** **complete** Installing, 2537e820193836 years remaining... **internet speed: 23 MB/s** **download space needed: 999999999 yetabytes**
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent complete.
**ERROR 404, THIS TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT EXIST YET** **ERROR 1203, STORAGE NOT AVAILABLE**
Stop download and never get this technology? Y/N

[@patheticgay8908]

@@tyrantgaming7492 N

[@joshb9992]

I love that this video is what got me into Jacksepticeye

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

Love watching Jack's reaction to the crock pot and the poo trap, his videos are hilarious😅😅😅😅😅❤❤❤😂😂

[@dylandriver9288]

*Omfg that intro was amazing*

[@marcongalea6344]

It was m8

[@rubenleejohnsen2037]

@@marcongalea6344 indeed m9

[@baileyburgos9071]

I need that song in my life

[@gingerindustries8774]

A is for ass wich I like to eat

[@13EmoBoo13]

Yup, Day by Dave is awesome.

[@derekmonroe5572]

"You can make cupcakes outa anything!"
"Did you say anything?"
"Anything?"
"Anything!"
"Anything...?"
The Dump dish thingy really reminded me of that scene from The Cat and the Hat.

[@christopherallard1693]

WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET

[@luckylobster0752]

Me the weirdo
Shits in it

[@xxcoolkill32xx80]

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE MOVIE

[@t-greenrock404]

I’ll get you, and it’ll look like a bloody accident.

[@roboyjoke7]

Always good to see you happy 😃

[@Echo_breezy]

This video is probably my favorite video he’s ever made but the thing that’s makes this video even better are the fucking hidden subtitles 😂

[@sylvie5060]

Me:
Nobody:
The world:
The Child: IMMA PISS SO HARD

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Yes it fucking pink

[@1popcorn44]

The intro should be put on to Spotify!

[@chaos_queen_1152]

Yes

[@robokiller1092]

Yes

[@jacobpoitras7950]

Coco The Conure facts jack has the voice of a god

[@HappyVoidWanderer]

YES YES YES YES,
YES!!!!!

[@allstarbohne2930]

The only thing that I am thinking is : how long did it take you to write that song?😂

[@nolanbeland4779]

The sauna pants are just an express ticket to swamp ass

[@fruitymothman3255]

I would definitely buy that crock pot with Kathy's cookbook, it looks so GOOD

[@lumon6108]

It’s easy to install on my dog.
IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.
*IT’S EASY TO INSTALL ON MY DOG.*

[@ZAYKONN]

What about cats?

[@georgedog326]

AVAST ANTIVIRUS HAS DETECTED MALWARE.EXE ON DOGGO.EXE

[@professortrash203]

"OMG, it's Pink! IMMA PISS SO HARD!!" I am crying real tears from laughing so hard!! 😂😂🤣

[@unisophqueendimond9287]

Suck it fuck it

[@zacharyylol2585]

Same

[@MrsRobinson2U]

It gets me every time

[@clarkg3782]

Wat

[@the_ghosty_ttv]

cellogirl97 same

[@anicoleww]

Omg Sean you make everything 100x's funnier

[@dr.dumbass5728]

My phone was muted and I could still hear you in full clarity. Love it

[@offroadninja661]

OH. MY. GOD. THIS INTRO IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

[@OlaftheGreat]

The best 37 seconds of my life

[@princesssendransa8281]

*LAUGH!*

[@r3darrow571]

Agreed ninja

[@ShoeOVA]

Okey

[@donotlikemycommentifgay1305]

Holyshit why is that so many likes

[@trinity3631]

Jack: You can't put all of those ingredients in together like that at once.
Hamburger Helper: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@rhondaelliott2558]

I hate that stuff, but my family loves it so...

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

Jason Lance tasty shit

[@krissygrant2016]

Hahahaha

[@panpotatochip4063]

I love hamburger helper

[@evanshelton6808]

I love hambelper hurger

[@OryXity]

11:46 ah yes, fortnite... ON A F@CKING XBOX 360?!?!?!

[@GabrielSilva-hv6ml]

This is the best video on Jack's channel!

[@fluffywormsoup]

Honey...
*WhErE's My SaUnA sUiT?!?!?*

[@ScientistCat]

You mean steaming diaper-

[@Truck_person]

why do you need your Sauna suit we going on a date *helicopter crashes outside*

[@youtubelogic7043]

Oh we're doing Incredibles references...

[@AspensCats]

Honey... I’m trash

[@PoisonedLeak_64]

I . . . Uh put it away.

[@Koopa_Killer10]

Jacksepticeye: I need blue before I poo
Me: Do you need white to take a shite
5:30

[@mundyfinklebottum9198]

I need pink to not go in the sink

[@ieatworms7919]

He requires black to commence the shat

[@Robottacked]

He needs red to not shit in bed

[@ccdraws2759]

I need pink before I make a stink

[@edalyn_owl]

😂😂😂😂

[@smithintern-tainment7868]

These commercials always remind me of when I was younger for some reason. They just have a very nostalgic feel about them.

[@WolfaDraws]

4 years later and this is STILL amazing.

[@imameme638]

Sauna Pants: *Exist*
Jack: Nope. Nope nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

[@helsingS_]

Due to the amount of likes the counsel has awarded a single nice

[@depressoespresso2294]

*_YOU WANT ANOTHER SODA SECRET?_*

[@Chris-hu7xv]

@@depressoespresso2294 yeah please

[@shellyturner7311]

"WaNt AnOtHeR sOdA sEcReT!?"
my brain: I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA

[@Kr1s_G6]

Call an ambulance please

[@leehospelhorn9305]

Call ambulance please

[@xen_x8752]

Call an ambulance please

[@sarcasmuser8235]

Call an ambulance please

[@capri6260]

Call and ambulance please

[@I_Am_Scp_049]

coming back to this after a while, no regrets ngl

[@Stankbot-gy5dm]

I like to imagine that Sean’s house is full of every single item that he has reviewed