Brandon: "I'm the king of sneaking things into movie theaters" Me: "Oh yeah, like the time that you snuck edibles into the movie theatre and ended up with a police questioning you in a hospital...." 😂 lol, thanks for being awesome Brandon! You always bring a smile on tough days.
Ella Morgan yes! My thoughts exactly when I saw the title of this video. You’re gonna talk about sneaking things into a theater but not mention eating edibles and melting into the seat?!😂
Lmao right. That story was so damn funny. Omg i ate Hald of a 250mg and i was a plutonian hummingbird. I have no clue how they ate half a damn 1000mg cookie hahaha. Id forget to breathe
"your like a transformer with knowledge" " Our tadangles I don't now what this is called" "I'ma blow torch it" "Bone- appetite" * Tapes cat tower to back and acts natural* -Brandon Farris
Brandon: You're not trying to be a three star micheline Me as a kpop stan that likes the group Stray Kids : CoOkIn LiKe A cHeF iMmA fIvE sTaR mIcHeLiNe
"Ur not tryna be a 3 star Michelin chef" Me being the k-pop stan that I am: COOKING LIKE A CHEF, IMMA 5 STAR MICHELIN. (it's something from a group called StrayKids.)
Brandon: We ain’t tryin to cook like a five Michelin chef Me, Suddenly thinking about Felix’s line in Gods Menu: Cookin like a chef imma five star Michelin
How did I know that when Brandon said "You're not trying to be a 3 star Michelin chef" Stays were going to comment something about our five star Michelin chef Felix
I love that its 9pm (in Australia) every time you post a video, I'm awake, usually already bored on my phone and getting your notification gets me excited... then the fear sets in as I k ow I'll be laughing so hard my ribs will hurt or I'll need to pee myself
I watched this video 3 times because the first two times I couldn’t hear because I was laughing so hard. lol thanks Brandon for the funniest videos ever
Oh Brandon, I thank you for making me laugh on a daily basis. My anxiety has been in overdrive lately and you take the edge off. I can breathe because of you ❤❤
Ah yes, the boys are all here for a boys night out. We got Chad,Tanner,Brennan, and who could forget, Jesus
😂😂😂
What your telling me you don't finger gun Jesus
@@killerkirby366 Only Buddy Jesus
You mean Brennan The Myth
Jesus is always the first one there xD
“Jesus healed the blind faster than this”
💀
Hahahahahahaha😂😂😂
Hahahahahhahhahah
Who got the most likes ?
The big but when he turns around or his hair?
Uhhhhhhhhh
"Best to pick a movie with actors with whiny voices, shouldn't be too hard to find."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey never change ur username or pic cos just dont
@@lillyalgate5609 I won't 😂😂😂
@@sharondolanstyles6079 thxxx
@@lillyalgate5609 😊
Brandon: ”The best thing to do is not panic”
Also Brandon: “OoOOoOo”
"You're not going to be nibbling on $14 theater candy. No, you'll be making brownies"
🤣🤣🤣
Little Jenny lmao 😂
And he had a cake mix.........
Little Jenny I was dying laughing😂😂🤣
Mmm crabapples
either spend 14 bucks or be red everywhere
My 11 yr old son: Gets up and leaves the room and says, "I think quarantine is doing something to him."
I'm thinking the same thing.
😂
Lol
Lol
Nope he is always like this XD
The high pitched "both of you" is TAKING ME OUT
“Don’t ever let anyone tell you you can’t breathe, not even duck tape.”
Put this on a shirt
Yeah, that aged badly
"Both of you!?" *Commence high pitched intense puberty sound*
I'm dead
LMAO IVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
Rissa Hunt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
LMAO IM DEAD
SAME🤣🤣
It gets me every time🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's so funny how his voice gets so high when he's scared.
lcm
Ikr
Tubbo
@@squidshroom_1434 tubbo
@@squidshroom_1434 tubbo
Brandon: *Ductapes books to his legs and throws them*
Me, a hardcore bookworm: *whimpers*
I feel that lmao
Ahhh yes, right in the bookworm feels
Lmao
I felt that 😂😅
Me
"Ur gonna get stray cats all over your cat tower"
ME: *gasp* "NO"
😂😂😂😂
“Just don’t panic”*rips tape off* *moans* “...your going to need to watch a sertain type of movie-“
i was looking for this comment😂
T i m e s t i p
@@LP____ 3:36
Certain**
why helo there what-
Alternative title: Brandon duct tapes random crap to himself and then tries to remove it
" You're not trying to be a 3 star Michelin chef"
My mind: *Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin*
Ah to see people with taste 😌
Indeed, people with taste🌟
FELIX HAD ENTERED THE CHAT
Gordan ramsey entered the chat.
Exactly what I though lol
4:09
Me: *sitting next to my dog*
"It's ok Millie. I'll just cover your ears!"
"I just put the cake mix on my hip. It's gonna end up there anyway."😂😂😂
Lol
@@samanthagriffin2966 lucky there’s a family guy
Lol
Lol
No one:
Literally no one:
Brandon: *voice goes higher than they were when they snuck edibles in the movies*
3:56 both of you?!
Teacher: no food in class.
The kids in the back row: 1:11
2:27
"Cookin like a chef, im a five star Michelin"
Mr. Lee Felix is shaking right now
I was looking for this
“Don’t let anyone tell you, u can’t breathe not even duck tape”
Me: wt about a doctor?
NO ONE
George Floyd is quiet
Ava Jo Larson that not funny
what abt George Floyd :(
Kaylee ___ hahaha what about the white people that have said that, oh wait we ain’t gonna mention them because their white?
Brandon: "I'm the king of sneaking things into movie theaters"
Me: "Oh yeah, like the time that you snuck edibles into the movie theatre and ended up with a police questioning you in a hospital...."
😂 lol, thanks for being awesome Brandon! You always bring a smile on tough days.
Ella Morgan yes! My thoughts exactly when I saw the title of this video. You’re gonna talk about sneaking things into a theater but not mention eating edibles and melting into the seat?!😂
Lmao right. That story was so damn funny. Omg i ate Hald of a 250mg and i was a plutonian hummingbird. I have no clue how they ate half a damn 1000mg cookie hahaha. Id forget to breathe
Ella Morgan what video is that
@@haleycheyennecarr218 czcams.com/video/XmRDYscpzz0/video.html
This one... they tell the story in this video. Lol 😂
Ella Morgan this was the best detour i could have ever taken
3:54 "And at this point, Brandon had hit the highest note known to man."
sounded like a clarinet 😭
At 1:37 I felt like I was watching Dora 🤣
No one
Litterally no one
Brandon: Blow torches brownies, “Don’t ask” 😂
Haizee Fertile it was a brownie
Haizee Fertile brownirs
Oops 🤭👉👈
"your like a transformer with knowledge"
" Our tadangles I don't now what this is called"
"I'ma blow torch it"
"Bone- appetite"
* Tapes cat tower to back and acts natural*
-Brandon Farris
“You’re gonna need to find a movie with whiny actors. Shouldn’t be hard”
i didnt find him until after quarantine began, and i thought that’s why he’s got negative brain cells, but no...
Transformers.
PRIME
“Jesus healed the blind faster than this”
*you're
2:01 when he pulled out that blow torch after I thought he didn’t have anything else-
“ your gunna wanna watch a certain movie “ 3:39
“You’re not trying to be a 3 star michelin chef.”
*Felix has entered the chat*
I literally scrolled down to find this comment lol.
Looking for these 😂
Looking for all the skz comments
yes
@@diyabalan8407 same 😕
“You got your bowl” * rips and expresses pure pain * “mmmm CRAB APPLES”
Me: is that really what first... came. to. mind orrr??
If you play VTMB they yell crab nipples instead.
Cooking like a chef im a 5 star Michelin
Felix "Gods Menu"
2:26
"cookin' like a chef, I'm a five star 미슐랭"
my inner stay jumped out
AHHHHH I HEARD HIM SAY THAT AND I STARTED LOOKING AT COMMENTS TO SEE IF I COULD FIND STAYS😭💕💕💕 HELLO FELLOW STAY😝💖💖🎊🎉🎊
“If you drop a book...you just have to let it go it’s gone forever”
Brandon: "your not trying to be a 3 star Michelin chef"
Felix: I have been summoned
Yessss😂😂
Yeah😂
I WAS THINKING THE SAME
Yesss sirrrr
Ne sonnimmm!!
Brandon: "your not trying to be a 3 star Michelin chef"
Stays: I have been summoned
Literally me
nobody:
Teacher “no food in class.”
kids at the back of the class* 2:19
1:18 “mmmmm crab apples” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even crackhead cat preson me:
Brandon: duct tapes a cat tree to his back
2:39 your going to wanna watch a CERTAIN movie if your gonna rip duck tape off
No ones going to talk about how the heck he got that cat tower on his back
I cant stop laughing 😂😂
Jesus open my eyes to understanding to where the end of the duck tape is!
*Rips off a small piece*
B: oh no
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The dislikes are from people who actually buy movie theater snacks
You have a point
0:15 I WAS DRINKING MY DRINK AND I CHOKED ON IT FOR LAUGHING
"three star michelin"
My brain: STRAY KIDS STRAY KIDS STRAY KIDS
Not even a minute in and I see Brandon covered in duct tape and books at this point I'm not even questioning it 😂
"Now we need our spatula,"
I.. uh.
The Afton Family now where would he get that from🤔😏
2:34
Me: write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!
0:35
Just saving this for myself. This is the best part to me. I always laugh when it comes up
You are the funniest most best person in the world 😂
Yes
Can we talk? I just need someone to talk too.. because, I have depression... And everyone has left me :(
My own "ibf" dumped me because I was trying to take to her
I have depression too :(
{S U D D E N _ G A C H A} ` do you need someone to talk to? I too have depression and you can talk to me if you need too.
Me:
*sees this*
Also me:
*actually makes theater brownies*
...
I'm not allowed at Megaplex anymore..
I can not tell if this is real
@@alainahgilmore I can't either-
@@alainahgilmore I can’t either-
@@alainahgilmore l can't either-
@@alainahgilmore I cant either-
Brandon: 3 star michilen chef
Me: CoOkInG lIkE a ChEf Im A fIvE sTaR mIcHiLeN
Brandon: You're not trying to be a three star micheline
Me as a kpop stan that likes the group Stray Kids : CoOkIn LiKe A cHeF iMmA fIvE sTaR mIcHeLiNe
Brandon: “Brandon what are you gonna do heat it with the stares of the people in the back row”
Me 😂😂😂
Also I luv you Brandon 🧸💕☁️
Brandon: "i just put the cake mix on my hip its going to end up there anyway"
me: can relate lol
He said: i can smell you from here cat people, i was like 😅 oof, cus i have 3 cats behind me 🤣😂
"Ur not tryna be a 3 star Michelin chef"
Me being the k-pop stan that I am: COOKING LIKE A CHEF, IMMA 5 STAR MICHELIN. (it's something from a group called StrayKids.)
Im dying- Help-
Brandon is now the Man with a Cat Tower on his Back and a cat dangling off of it-
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even my dead grandma:
Brandon: duck tapes books to him self and tapes cat tree to his back
Brandon: We ain’t tryin to cook like a five Michelin chef
Me, Suddenly thinking about Felix’s line in Gods Menu: Cookin like a chef imma five star Michelin
1:52 IS THAT ROSANNA PANSINO MERCH I SEE???
Is there footage of you taping these things on? Because I really hope there is and I really want to see it
Yes please!!!
*"COoKiN' LiKe A cHeF iM a 5 StAr MiCHeLiN"*
(Edit: im sorry i had to😔)
YES. I was searching in the comments to see if anyone commented this
Was searching for this 😂😂
Kinda weird hearing 3 star Michelin after that song
5 star Michelin for the go
How did I know that when Brandon said "You're not trying to be a 3 star Michelin chef" Stays were going to comment something about our five star Michelin chef Felix
that voice crack got me hard!! when he was pouring the drinks from his arm and said “both of yoUu?”
Brandon: is this what eternity is like
**rips off tap**
*high pitched*: loRd
This is probably why you shouldn't give him duct tape 🤣
Ya
Ikr
2:52 je mantandais pas a sa looooool bonne appetit lol good frenche
“Chad, Tanner, Jesus, and Brennan, aka the myth.”😂 I cant get enough of this video! Three years ago and it never gets old.
"Nobody will question you just other hubchbacks" "you don't know when my lower back starts and my cat tower ends"
2:28 cOoKiNg lIkE a ChEf,iM a 5 sTaR mIcHeLiN
STAYY!!😍😍
4:18
...do you wanna talk about it?
3:15 did anyone notice too that the price shield is still on?•~•
"lumpy buff"
I freaking love you and your videos!
“Your gonna need a glass bowl....CrAb ApPleS.”
“3 star Michelin chef” more like “cookin like a chef I’m a 5 star Michelin”
Please tell me someone will understand this here-
I did your not alone honey
I love that its 9pm (in Australia) every time you post a video, I'm awake, usually already bored on my phone and getting your notification gets me excited... then the fear sets in as I k ow I'll be laughing so hard my ribs will hurt or I'll need to pee myself
When he said brennon aka the myth
My brother who’s name is brennon said “yes I am”
Omg I’m dying
ËMÎKÕ’S WOLRD is that a jojo reference?
0:54 oHno
ÆUH NO
"........ Take off! "
Omg I'm wheezing 😂😂😂
The book pants are now available in stores near you🤩🤭😂
He sounded so offended when both of the bottles exploded 😂😂😂
3:50 me too :)
Bruh I'm imagining him handsome without that moustache and beard
I love all of your videos, but I honestly laughed out loud thru this entire video!! Thanks for that good laugh, I needed it today! Xoxo
how the hell did i manage to get here 22 seconds after it uploaded-...
lonelytransboi cause it’s Brandon you’ll pause everything to watch him
@@vibezxslowed7046 true, very true
I love how instead of cussing he said crab apples and things like that when he is in pain he is so funny and makes everyone laugh!
"Both of you!?" (Insert high pitch puberty voice)
I can't stop laughing it's so funny 🤣
"Chad, Tanner Jesus, and than Brennan aka.the myth" these are the most bro names. Then there's Jesus who is walking on the sofa not drinking it.
Me: mom, can we buy a cat tower for our cat
Mom: we already have a cat tower
*cat tower at home*
I watched this video 3 times because the first two times I couldn’t hear because I was laughing so hard. lol thanks Brandon for the funniest videos ever
"In our pan we have our water and out tridangles... I dont even know what these are called"
Damn that was hilarious
When he said I can smell you from here. That smell resgistered with my soul!
“cause if theres steps to your seat…your screaming” that got me 😂😂
I have been watching Brandon for years and to this day this video is one of my faves. Especially when he squeaks out “bOtH oF yOu?” at the bottles 😂
“Maybe you wanna bro out with your bro’s on the beaches of British Brolumbia”
Me: *actually from British Columbia* 🤣🤣
As a BCer that refrence made me way too happy😃😂
Bruh the blow torch literally sounds like an actual freakin jet plane XD
As soon as he said "You're not a 3 star Michelin chef." I IMMEDIATELY headed to the comments and let me just say.... they did not disappoint 👏 ❤
The," both of you!?!!?" Squeak killed me at the end
Oh Brandon, I thank you for making me laugh on a daily basis. My anxiety has been in overdrive lately and you take the edge off. I can breathe because of you ❤❤