The World's Worst Types of Tourists
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If you've ever traveled anywhere outside of the US, Canada, or the UK, you've most likely ran into one of these types of tourists on your adventures through the Balkans, Thailand, Vietnam, or hell even India. As a frequent traveler, I've decided to make a list of the most annoying types of tourists out there and how to recognize them.
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I mean...kinda true. I'm all the first 4 combined. Österreich Nummer EINS!!!
non - religious americans in Europe is a must in part 2
I’m doing more then liking this post……. I will travel to your country, with a t-shirt with a poorly translated saying in your language, loudly and obnoxiously state random facts about your land while actually knowing little to nothing and claiming that I’m an “expert” and then hit on any local woman within a 5 foot radius
You did this to your community, there is no turning back
Chinese tourist invasion in Hallstatt ☠️
Oh and anyone that goes to Yellowstone, especially Chinese tourists and British tourists
They think the Buffalo and bears are domesticated and act all shocked that they are in fact wild animals that you DONT TOUCH!
As someone who's ethnically Chinese, I'm surprised and disappointed that the Mainland Chinese tourist was only given a passing mention and not a full explanation.
Believe it or not, I had a section for em. But due to CZcams taking down one of my vids for hate speech I had to scrap it. Will have one for part 2
Could be because they may deserve an entire video :P
@@LivingIronicallyinEurope So that's why you only dissed white people lol
@@LivingIronicallyinEurope CZcams: It's hate speech!
Balkan people: What do you mean? It is how we talk!
one family had a wedding shoot at my local cathedral (not in, _at_ it) & their love for literally every shit brick wall made me smile a bit
I wanna whole video roasting backpackers, hitchhikers, budget travellers, hostel maniacs, couch surfing fans, travel for free preachers and similar stereotypes, please.
God forbid if someone wants to see the world while being poor
@@DeliciousGoblin i'm most of the stereotypes i described buddy, I just think it might be fun to find myself in the comedy and be able to make fun of my own behaviour.
@@DeliciousGoblinmany of these people are not poor just follow trends and being headaches to anyone
@@alihordabut moust of them are poor, or as poor as someone who affords to/wants to travel can be, but i guess it depends on where you come from.
Omg yes!!!
I am poor backpacker/hitchhiker.
Roast meeee :D
As someone who works in a hotel and deals with American evangelical tourists weekly (especially Trafalgar), everything you said is painfully accurate.
They don't sound half bad honestly. Are they?
How much of your rent is payed by the tips they give
Yeah, but my friend loves them because they tip (no European tips!!), and they tip really well!!!
F.ex. She sold an American evangelical tourist 2 postcards (approx. 2 e/card and he took a 50 e bill and said "Just keep the rest"...
@@marsukarhu9477I always tipped at bars in Europe 1-2 usd a drink. Bartenders always helped me out first when it was packed. Not bad when the beer itself is like 3 bucks 🤣
@@sevironside4073Which country though?
There is still so much left to cover in this series. Like the obnoxious Dutch Camper, the British Drunk, the German Retiree, or the sunburned Swedes. The archetypes of funny/obnoxious tourism are endless and we have perfected them in Europe.
Omfg I was in Brussels for a week and I encountered *so* many drunk British bachelor parties.. they were super friendly though, but by god they were LOUD. Americans (I am one) get a lot of flack for being loud, but mannnn so are British ppl
Also the German Beach tourist
I was in prague and there where so many drunk britts. In the morning in the CBD they where getting drunk and being loud at cafes. In the mid day on boat cruises getting drunk. At night at bars. Friendly/funny people but my god they are loud and never shut up
And the french or Spanish sex offender
@@guest_4416yep, lobster sunburn, fat but in a special way (kind of like an amoeba,no form at all) with a beer and a beard and/or mustache (blonde or light brown ofcourse)....
As someone who lives in India, the enlightened white girl is way too accurate.
As someone who has to endure them after their journey I heavily support this comment
On god
Keep them, we don't want them in America. Please, if I see another bitch saying "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual" while brandishing a pumpkin spice latte I'm gonna fucking freak out. You mfs scam us all the time, payback is a bitch lmao
Keep your hands to yourself Virat
Headache
As a Brit I'm incredibly disappointed our stereotypical working-middle class day drinkers often found in Iberia didn't make the list, will be informing the local pubgoers to up there game next year in Barca.
Just wait ;)
I was really surprised that the British , drunk, red face tourist wasn't in this video 😢
You mean the brexit norf fc types?
Same goes for Germans 😂 Only brits and germans on Mallorca
Albufeira is filled with middle age fat brits😂
You forgot the offshoot of "European Tourist in America"; the "Enlightened American Tourist in Europe". Basically these people are Americans who are obsessed with showing how special and unique they are for being an American tourist who *isn't* ignorant and who spends 90 percent of the conversation with any European talking about how much America sucks and how every European country is a paradise. Often they act this way on their first or second trip to Europe, but some never get over it
As a red blooded american I can safely say this is 911% accurate and should have been in the video
Also, I'm making this comment as an American who has been extremely guilty of this cringe while on trips to Europe 😬 there are definitely lots of things that are better than the US, but it just gets a bit old as a conversation topic, I'm sure..
Hahahaha me too. I will move to Europe and I have more friends there in general, but it’s not worth anyone’s time to even talk about it. Like I used to do this as a topic of conversation but literally no one cares. If you really like it just move there. I cringe at my past self doing this and ended up glorifying the bad parts of places that I loved. The reality is that every place has problems, but if you can love a place even with its problems, it is a good place for you.
I mean, America does such a massive one, but I agree there's no reason to go on and on about it.
@@jeremyfisher8512 as an American, I despise Americans in general who only have shitty things to say about America, but not as much as I despise people who have never stepped foot here and think they know us in and out.
"make the world a worse place"
balkans in a nutshell
true
@@Niki43377 I also come from the balkans so I know it's true (no hate I just made a sentence)
So true
@@itz_ic21gaming97 yeah ik
46 likes already ? I didn't think it would happen this fast
You absolutely forgot Czech tourists. They come to any place on Earth, but especially to Slovakia and Croatia. If they happen to be in mountainous region, their death is almost certain, especially in High Tatras, where they come to die in droves. From late spring to early autumn they can be easily recognized as they are wearing socks in sandals. In their Billa/Lidl plastic bag they carry bread with schnitzel, canned food and beer - because who needs to waste the money on the local cuisine? They enjoy eating these rations near to the campfire, which they set up anywhere and this often results in burning of millions of km2 of local forests.
So, they are a central European spinoff of the Balkan tourist?
There is a polish subspecies, commonly posessing a walrus moustache and spar or biedronka bad, they tend to gather in groups, consuming alcohol to enhance bonds with each other
> they are wearing socks in sandals.
Wait, I thought this was a German thing.
Czechs are Germans in soul, but they speak Slavic.
@@scifino1it's also an American thing, though as an American we call those people subhuman
All of those other tourists are still better than the dreaded sex tourist or the "I will get so many womenz in eastern Europe because they have never seen money or civilization before!" tourist. You all know the type we're talking about...
I loved it when an British man heard "Hotties hotties" and proceeded to get his name on an article about being tried in court for rape. Truly a Bald experience
YES don't forget the sex tourist! In Eastern Europe, but also East Asia. I think Cambodia was the grossest example of this for me to witness, even more so than Thailand. The age ratio of old white man to young local girl was the most extreme and terrifying in that country..
Pedo tourism is a thing.
There are families that lives off of their children. I hate the place i was born.
Janos has a whole episode on it lol
@@soupisgood44 I am an old-ish white guy and definitely not into the whole sex tourism but I won't go into certain countries because I fear I may look like sex tourist and that's just not my thing...
As a Brit, I'm disappointed we weren't mentioned, as a result I must travel to Spain to lower our reputation even more
As a Brit, I have greatly improved my German by holidaying in the Canaries.
As a person that has never visited another country I find this video very intresting
Why have you not?
@@stefan2serbbc he is from balkans
heres hoping you get to explore a bit more someday
@@timwinterhalter5233 thanks you ❤️
@@cosmindvdlike 80% of ppl I talk to here in Ausytalia, they haven't been overseas, lots don't even have a passport!
And what about the family travelers that goes to sub-tropical countries via a travel-agencies? Never leaves the hotel or resort, unless its a trip by group-bus, that keeps them feeling like they are constantly in a museum with a tourist guide. :D
That's me!
IDK, sometimes you just don't have energy to arrange a travel yourself after all the work and family stuff.
I remember my father and little brother went on a walk outside the tourist spots in Hurghada, Egypt. They got sick from streetfood, got extorted by a beauty product seller who dragged my bro in a shop, slapped some cream on his face and had some very threatening men tell my father he has to pay for services before they get to leave. Never again. I think ISIS agreed since they shot up the area 3 days after we left for home.
My parents went to Puerto Rico, stayed in the walled hotel compound because the one person who left the first night immediately got kidnapped. Caribbean is a shithole.
I hate the way people diss families for trying to keep their kids safe while traveling. Why does everyone only go to resorts in Cancun or maybe Mexico City? Because I’m not taking my mom or children to get killed in Sinaloa or captured for ransom in Reynosa.
Another additional fact about backpackers; They also would try sold and/or begging for moneys from the locals, especially in Southeast Asia region, we even called them, "Begpackers"
That's how pathetic they're, using our "kindness" to fund their trip
This happens fr? I am a backpacker but it never crossed my mind to ask for money. I didn't know backpackers have this mega poor stereotype
@@DirkdeZwijger Oh yes, it's that bad here
This story went into multiple newspaper companies, even some users of social media took a pic of them selling stuff like bracelets or something, asking people to buy their craft. I once experienced it by saw a couple of backpackers sitting near the main public transit in TBS Sentral with a sign saying "fund our trip" or something, and the funny thing is, the couple sits not far from a local beggar who sells tissues for a living, in that area
I aaw backpackers begging for money in ohrid, macedonia a lot. Busking on a street with signs saying "please fund our trip" to even a few just sitting begging on the street
YES! SAME!!! I've seen them throughout SE Asia, too! Good to know they have a name. From my experience, they're always Russians tourists.. I have no clue why. I guess it doesn't matter where you are in the world... Russians will always find a way to ruin it for you in some way or another
I think begpacker is a sub-type of backpacker, not the same
I was in Greece this year, and on the penultimate day, the water in the whole region ran out because of the tourists.
Those damn tourists ruined tourism!
Where in Greece? I was there all summer, luckily I was on the mainland in Zagori on August 15. So we had bountiful water sources.
@@dooware6644 Sithonia in Chalkidiki
@@stevewonder10 Nice, I was there the next day! I don't recall any of my friends saying they lost water, but maybe it was a municipality thing?
One type is missing: the British tourists travelling to Spain or Portugal, already shitfaced on the plane, making the steward's/stewardess' job miserable. If your flight receives a welcome greeting on the airport tarmac by the local Spanish or Portuguese law enforcement forces odds are one of these creatures are lurking aboard. But you probably already noticed by his/her obnoxious behaviour during the duration of the flight.
In Scandinavia, we have a well developed system where people take the weekend to visit a neighbouring country to buy lots of alcohol to take home, get wasted with friends they bring along or make in the ferrys own bar. If you see a drunkard passed out at late night, it's probably a foreigner since all local drunks have their own places to drink.
there really are only two types of Brits I've come across, they're either incredibly cultured and gentleman like and are normally found in historic european cities and then there are the brexit norf fc types on a pissup on the Spanish costas, greek islands or Turkish riviera.There is no inbetween.
@@labt8194 that's so true lmao, you either see a Brit being nice, quiet and enjoying tourist locations or a red faced drunkard sitting in the hotel's bar on some greek island.
@@labt8194As a brit myself you described the two types perfectly
@@Raiju2 as an old Finnish friend would say: Estonia is our Disneyland.
As a Montenegrin, some pretty annoying things are when tourists come here, visit one city, do something against the rules, get yelled at by police for doing that, and then tweet that Montenegro has police brutality
Not just Montenegro dude, tourists just can't behave, they think the world is an amusement park.
I plan on visiting Montenegro. What kind of things?
Had a Colombian guy ask my why I was visiting his country and I told him "cause the plane ticket was $200 and everywhere else is really hot" he invited me boar hunting in the mountains outside of Bogota, was sick
It is quite surprising how many Mormon missionaries come to Hungary. Makes you kinda wish the Inquisition was more active.
Aren’t most Hungarians Catholic?
@@Zionist654 Yes (tho the number of Calvinists is not insignificant). Which is the reason for my statement: surprising there are so many American Heretics coming here and kind of disappointing the Church doesn't hunt them down like in the good old days.
@@boomerixI feel your pain, I live in Mormon country here in Idaho but thankfully I’m not baptized into that heretical nonsense.
@@boomerix Yeah
Be grateful they're not scientologists. Those cultist roaches are starting to infest my city and buying up everything just to leave it abandoned.
As an American I gotta say you were very accurate with the entitled European in America. There was one guy from Germany who could not shut up about comparing his country to ours and I told him to shut up. Then he kept going and then I told him some flaws about his country (and I mean WW2 mostly). Then he finally shut up. Although I’ve met many Europeans who came here and they were nice, but they were mostly Eastern European, Scandinavian, Irish, Scottish, or English
as a western european, i thoroughly dislike this ignorant holier-than-thou attitude many of my compatriots have. It's condescending and ignorant. Sure, to an extent it's simply a consequence of the US exporting it's cultural issues to the world through media and soft power, but it's so grating to hear the superiority complex
I think it's more to do with their own political leanings or which state they chose to travel to than the country they come from. I've had Italians tell me they love the US and obsess over it, same with a few Germans. I've also had an Italian tell me we are puppets masters over Europe.
Than there is the Spanish that think we are the same as the British.
@@Gewehr_3 I do see the same thing when it comes to political ideologies. The Poles I’ll say are the nicest in my opinion to what I’ve seen
@@Gewehr_3 also, I do see a big difference between city folk and suburbans/rural folk
@@duncandl910 It's tragic, because a while back (at least in more liberal circles), there was a lot of Western-Europhilia (at least in liberal circles here - they were seen as our more levelheaded ancestors with gun control, healthcare that doesn't cost an arm and a leg to save your actual arm and/or leg, etc.), but in the past few years - and I'd argue in large part to the "smug european" archetype (which manifests itself in the most grotesque ways online whenever a mass shooting happens), this rosy, hagiographic view has gone away.
In 2021, there was this interesting moment on TikTok where some obnoxious British/South African lady was making these meanspirited and just plain ignorant videos about Americans as a people. What then ensued was practically THE ENTIRE AMERICAN DELEGATION OF TIKTOK - whether they were left or right, young or old, straight or queer, white, black or brown - uniting together to dunk on this moron. A common theme throughout the responses was Americans being fed up with European users condescending to them, like we're all dumb idiots who somehow don't know any better about the country we live in.
Don't forget about the ubiquitous American Soldier Who Never Left His Home State Until He Joined The Army Last Year... Those guys take annoying tourists to a whole new level
You don’t want to know about sailors in the navy. I had a buddy of mine who fucked any girl while in port during our patrol in the Mediterranean.
I only know one of those soldiers. A U.S. Marine Staff Sergeant who killed Teo Peter while DUI in Bucharest, who then quickly fled to Germany before charges could be filed in against him.
As an Indian who commutes in a touristy area you've perfectly described the most terrifying women I've ever seen. They will legit keep staring at every single signboard across the street, mispronouncing every single word and blocking the footpath only to move when a bull suddenly bellows or a stray dog charges at them.
I went to Serbia recently, and I have to say that they were unbelievably hospitable once I spoke a little Serbian to them. Even saying ziveli instead of cheers made an acquaintance a friend. Thank you to Serbs, from a half-Irish half-English drunk
"friend" yeah buddy. That's not how it works on the Balkans.
Here a friend is like the guy you will shoot the last because until then you can at least take a few shots of Pálinka with him and complain how the others deserved to be shot. But inevitably you will arrive to a point where this "friend" is getting annoying and you still have a bullet...
@@humorpalanta it was an allegory. This didn't literally happen. Lmao.
@@LD-wm7jmwell I guess you are wannabe clown westerner that is stupid af
@@humorpalantai made friend in balkan, arent you negative
Showing respect to the local culture is always nice. In America you can make friends by referencing breaking bad and watching sports, you don't have to speak good English, when the whole population down south speaks a language that can only loosely be defined as English
Im italian and at the cost of looking one of the stereotypes, i really went to the US and didnt really enjoy it, i didnt complain or display a higher than thou attitude (maybe me and the boys did when trying american pizza), but i think my being unpleased was more related to the fact that out of all states i chose florida.
I enjoyed the visit at cape canaveral, the amusement parks and the cuban restaurants at least, for the rest i cant say i enjoyed myself.
Ps. Who the fuck bets on lazio lmfao.
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As an American i love Florida but it’s a bit overrated tbh. I think you would love the northern USA because of its natural beauty
Florida isnt exactly known for its pizza lol id be disappointed too
@@xdizzle0460 tasted like dog food
@@tizioincognito161 lmao
You went to Florida, no wonder you hated it lmao
As someone who does volunteering in a cultural center in Istanbul and always deals with tourists, I approve this video. One of the most hilarious things for me is that most of the solo traveler ones like the “enlightened white girl” or “the backpacker” are always like “I’m not like other tourists lol I want to experience local stuff”. Cannot count how many times I’ve heard this shit, Jeffrey.
Here in Brazil we have a meme about the Polish middle aged womans that come here to marry some poor black guy that lives on a beach and teacher capoeira.
I think the worst and funniest tourists I've encountered were an Australian family at the Lithuanian Sea Museum in Klaipeda. They were looking at a map and couldn't figure out how it worked for the life of them, and being frustrated at that for some reason the father says "This is dumb. Lithuanians are dumb." and the son repeats "Yeah, LITHUANIANS are DUMB!" while I glanced at them. After they left I went over out of curiosity and genuinely have no idea how they didn't understand it, the whole museum complex is shown in bird's eye view 💀
I've actually been there.. God, that's hilarious
You see that is simply the hight of Australian intellect
@@Sinlessdoor "hight"
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@@Sinlessdoor Tbf Australians are chill, I just didn't expect Lithuania to have those types of tourists as well 😂
@@okbro97 It is hilarious that you think that I am an europoor. Though I must give you some credit aussie for having enough brain cells to find that grammatical error.
So there was one time when I was visiting Warsaw in Poland with my parents, and we went to look at a monument for a Polish military commander. Next to us was a tour guide explaining the monument to some American tourists, and it was all good until one American lady popped up and asked "So does Poland have its' own military?" 💀
Why shouldn't she ask this question?
@@drahcirnevarc9152 Lemme guess, American
@@drahcirnevarc9152 Because it is a childish question, a question a 6-year-old would ask while being half-distracted by the lollipop she is licking.
thank you for your hard work making the world a worse place🙏
You forgot one: the British hooligans. They go out at night drunk as a skunk and are both very obnoxious as well as dangerous, and they will try to fight you.
So fight them back bro one good hook is all you need
@@sevironside4073 You can't fight them when it's a group of them, which it almost always is.
@@WretchedRedoran Oh hell yeah you can. As an American I loved scraps in Europe, don’t have to be worried of being shot 🤣 maybe stabbed though
@@sevironside4073 The stabbing is what should be worried about.
Currently in Japan, Europeans basically think they are the best anywhere not just in the US. A while ago the only tourists whose superiority complex was worse were Canadians… that changed over the past few years tho.
To be fair, Europeans are the most superior people in the world.
Sorry to hear that, spaniard here and the few times I travelled I was just minding my own business and enjoying the views and museums, as well as the local food (which I did after checking multiple restaurants to find the one who wouldn't scam me XD), I don't get people who travel only to flaunt their supposed superiority, like who cares, don't bother others with your shit. Hope this changes in the near future
🤨 you joking right @boomerix
@@benjaminaraya8073Of course, but then again, they keep making Anime in which people escape the corporate hellhole by dying and reincarnating into fantasy Europe.
If Europe wasn't the pinnacle of Civilisation, why would the world allow itself be colonised by her?
Canadians are noisy
"Your girlfriend loves it"
Like I'm mentally deranged, but schizophrenia? No, I don't think so.
You forgot the fact that if the "European Tourist in America" ever finds itself in the wilderness, it will get lost and die.
What’s with Europeans under estimating the size of our public lands and parks 😂 ?
That and somehow finding how to get attacked by every wild animal in the book. Bison and alligators seem to attract the most
Were just not used to parks you know to much farmland xD
@@bosniankumquat1835That's because (barring Russia(oh boy will I start a debate considering current events)) the largest European countries are as big as Texas, while the average European state is probably no bigger than the US state of Georgia. The fact that there are national parks that are bigger than most countries is just mind boggling if you're not from the USA.
Eurocunts shouldn't even procreate if they lost that much survival instincts.
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@LivingIronicallyinEurope of course man, you are the greatest youtuber on the platform im sure your entire audience is happy for you
As a Hungarian I can relate with the Balkaner, during the summer my whole instagram feed was full with people staying at the cheapest foreign countries like Montenegro, Greece or Bulgaria, they pose for hundred of pictures, so they can upload them regulalry throughout the summer.
I live in a costal city in Italy (adriatic sea), and by far the best tourists are always the chinese, they are quiet and mostly calm, stay with they're group and they always look confused or happy even if there are 40+ degrees, other very funny tourists are central asians/caucasians (turkey, Uzbekistan ect) anyways, as long as you don't act like you come from a far superior country and complain about EVERY THING or about the fact that the locals don't speak english, you are good, just a bit annoying for most italians but you don't bother them much, oh and thanks for the video❤
I feel like Chinese are like Americans in the sense that you either have a bad experience with them or a good experience no in between
i remember my school excursion to Italy and in the group of us 8 i was the only one that took italian, and I actually could speak and understand it a bit, and we were in a restaurant in Rome, as soon as we sat down everyone told the waiter to talk to me because I speak italian, never have I felt worse than trying to piece together 8 orders in my broken italian with the waiter constantly correcting me about the "il" or "l' " or whatever the dish was. And that time we were in Sienna and my friend wanted McDonalds but there was none around the centre and he still went around asking people for directions lol
Are you sure they were 'ot japanese?
I see backpackers in the Netherlands pretty often, I usually pick them up when I'm by car they're usually pretty interesting people. We don't get a lot of tourism in my province, most people go to Amsterdam or Rotterdam, I'm always appreciative to see someone in my province so they get to see the big differences between life in Holland and the rest of the country.
I can also add that American tourists are REALLY LOUD, and whilst almost every American I've met was very kind and somewhat respectful, this always stands out and can be kinda annoying. Although, I have to go to Poland a couple times a year, whenever I see American tourists they have the habit to complain about it not being as luxurious as they hoped, or they confuse the country with the Soviet Union all together which is... funny and misinformed I guess?
I did notice as being the tourist myself in America I got questioned a lot how "great" I think America is, and its a fairly easy setup to become a bit snobby being from Western Europe. In the end I always said both systems are incomparable, atleast the taxes, housing prices and expenses for a car are really low there.
I love Chinese tourists the most to see, whilst they do fall in about every tourist trap, I feel like they're genuinely excited to travel. Rather than using it as a status symbol to post on their Instagram, you have hoards of them pointing at everything and being in awe and excited to see everything. I can't imagine how many gigabytes of photos they take home to share with the family, but they're more than welcome to come here ngl
Yep, most tourist trap places LOVE East Asian tourists on tour buses in general because *they spend* and are also usually genuinely interested in things. And they are usually in and out and mostly well mannered. Sure, you will have some misbehaving, but that is often due to ignorance rather than disrespect. In New Zealand, it wasn't the Chinese tourists that were looked down upon, it was often the Europeans in campervans, who dumped their garbage illegally in carparks (or worse like um.....'bodily processes') and 'freedom camped', meaning they parked up in some random public carpark and spent the night in their campervan there, and as stated, making a mess everywhere.
aww thats such a sweet way to describe the respective groups, i agree!!
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You missed the Bogan Aussie!!! Easily spotted by a lack of anything on feet, excessive drinking, either a singlet or their Rugby League team and an uncanny ability to compare everything to back home for example a large bottle of beer in the Balkans is Balkan stubby etc.
While possibly rocking a messy mullet
I can spot them from a mile away. Especially when they wear shorts during Winter haha.
Lol this reminds me how thankful I was to have blended in while in Italy. I’m very Italian looking (shocker) and I just looked like any other Italian youth except I didn’t smoke skinny cigarettes that you have never seen anyone in America ever smoke.
As an Italian football enjoyer I didn't know about Serbian Lazio betters affair, but now it just makes too much sense. I guess this truly was the Igli Tare dirtiest secret
It was from the era of Sinisa Mihajlovic, cult was strong but now its in decline, they went back to Inter, Milan and Juventus. BTW we love Itialians even tho you are beating us in basketball we share same sense of humor. When i was on vacation there one waiter was explaining to me that "NL" mark on Dutch camper trailers stands for "Niente lire" 🤣
I do one trip! One backpacking trip! And you pretty much nailed the nail on its head. God bless Lidl bakery, and the countless havens of free wifi and wall outlets, McDonald’s and Starbucks…
as a balkaner (🇷🇴) who travels a lot (just came back from italy n austria!) i've met all these people and more 😭😭😭 it's unreal how SOME other europeans look at us (the dirt poverty stereotype ..) you should def do a part two on chinese and korean tourists too!! since i swear they're a LOT
As someone who hasnt visited a country in over a decade, i can confirm this video is extremely accurate
The tour people are so funny, I live in Israel and saw a group of tourists listening to their guide talk about the history of a mediocre bakery for an absurd amount of time
I remember when working as a server in albaqueque a French guy gave his order in French. When I said I didn’t speak French he started speaking French but slower
They are like that in other European countries, not surprised there
As someone who lived in a cheap hotel(39 euros) in germany(because thanks to DB I missed my train to stuttgart and was forced to stay in chemitz). The first thing which was wrong about the hotel was it had no locks on the door. Anyone could come into my room at anytime. Truly terrifying experince
Sad that the Chinese tourist part got taken down by CZcams
I've started seeing some American Mormons here in Athens and I can't help but think that the balkans aren't exactly the best place to gather believers for your religion... you know, considering the fact that we make the bible belt look rather liberal.
I've always found it rather funny that the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are trying to convert Orthodox Christians.
@@GholaTleilaxu goated dune reference for a name.
i live in Mormon County and well.. Mormons aren't exactly known for being good at converting people haha. 80% of the missionaries go to someplace in Utah, while the other 20% go to a poor Latin America country and tell people if they convert their poverty will magically disappear.
I couldnt stop laughing at how accurate the American evangelical is lmao. Good vid love from Albania
Where is the young middle age people group that always goes to the Iberian peninsula or islands, Greece islands, Croatia that are always drinking alcohol too much, poop on random places, destroy stuf, and never know what they are doing.
Thats the kind of people’s places i ALWAYS avoid.
Like Ibiza, Lloret de Mar, Alicante, Zakynthos, Chersonisos, Korfu.
Lets make the world a worst place
you nailed the Euro tourist in the US perfectly, right down to the comment about how unwalkable our cities are which is truly the most eye roll inducing thing i can think of.
bravo. well done
But are they… walkable? 😅
You can roll your eyes all you want , but that still won't make your cities walkable 😂
Still no healthcare? In 2023?? Rekt!
@@karelkieslich6772 They aren't, but I think most people in the USA know that their country is kinda shit so they don't have to be reminded of it constantly.
I live in the southwestern US and when I hear people talking about walkable cities, I have to ask them if they've seen what the weather is like. We are literally closer to the equator and get heat waves that would make water dehydrated. Fire watch is always in effect, and it's not usually shown on your phone during the day because it's too busy telling you how goddamn hot it is. You don't see the fire watch warnings until 11 at night.
You skipped on the British stag and hen parties, a much hated staple of tourism in Prague...and every other major city east of Berlin.
Probably the most disliked type of tourist in any Slavic country
Omfg, I was in Brussels for a week and encountered *so* many British stag parties. And they were LOUD
Budapest was funny. Party district was overrun by young obnoxious Brits, not knowing their alcohol limit, while on daylight you find many German tourists enjoying the old city.
There was this one embarrassing incident in New York City where a British expat having a stag party, probably too inebriated to realize what he was doing, wandered ONTO THE 9/11 MEMORIAL WITH A BLOW UP SEX DOLL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
...yeah.
"despite their financial status, they are here to have fun, and by god, they will"😂😂 so truee
I(a Polish person) am going to Greece veary soon. This will be the first time I have left my country in my( 18 year as of writing this) life. I hope I will be of no burden to the locals
As a Greek person, you're very welcome! You chose the right season too, not too hot lol
There are also the creepy old western men who take holidays in developing countries specifically to marry into local families. I have Filipino heritage, and whenever I go back to my mother's province to visit my relatives there are always some creepy/weird old foreign guys with much younger women. The only other foreigners you're likely to see are Morman missionaries, who are generally quite friendly but it is rather strange to see them walking along rural roads in the middle of nowhere, trying to convert people whose ancestors had already been colonised and converted to Catholicism centuries ago.
This channel made a video about those disgusting types of people called "sexpats"
czcams.com/video/ncZUi4VTeAo/video.html
There needs to be a part 2 this was quite true and funny at the same time
As a french tourist i respect america for not being a riot contry
Haha boy do I have news for you
As a tourism worker, I cannot fucking believe you forgot to mention """german""" tourists as a subset of the balkaner, they bring us unsolicited loads of cash in the form of 200€ bills but also unrelenting pain.
Thank you. I often times struggle to get in the right mood before guitar practice, but this video made me laugh, and I don't think I have played this way in front of my teacher for a long time
I hate travelling. Being stuck in a nauseating, noisy vehicle moving at death-dealing speeds for hours is a horrible experience.
What a Coincidence, I was just thinking about my favorite Kosovo man.
Edit: I just saw the bit about Euopeans in America. Thank you.
Eureopean here, more concretely spaniard, I'm sorry for how our general tourists treat others countries like trash. Hope the collective stick they have shoved up their collective ass gets removed soon
We Americans used to export the Enlightened White Guy as well but then that accidentally led to the creation of Apple and so we had to tamp that down in order to prevent further disruptions to the global economy.
I did enjoy this video. Keep it up
Funny stuff, this needs a part 2.
You should do a similar video about different types of host countries.
You forgot about the czech tourist, that comes to your country, goes hiking in flip flops and gets stuck on a mountain.
In my home country (austria) there was an incident where tourists. I think from India, called the emergency number because they missed the last cable car going downhill and thought there would be a tiger in the forest surrounding the hiking trail. XD
The usual occurrence many times every summer in Montenegro, but peak is the Polish man that got lost so he decided to set a fire to the forest so they know where to find him, in the end burned down thousands of sq2m of forest and caused $100k+ of damage
@@DW-rb1iftbh that’s kinda funny but not in the oh no they stupid way more of the oh shit Europe is so fucking harmless it’s funny way
I live in a region that is largely considered to be a “touristy” area (The Berkshires). Every fall we are inundated with “leaf peepers” and “curb crawlers” (people who come to look at autumn leaves and people who drive too slow respectively).
I live in Hampden County and I just like to take drives up through the Berkshires and into VT during the fall because it's pretty, I don't drive slow though
@@masond7573 A friendly disclaimer, if you see a black crown Vic behind you, it’s not a cop car. They haven’t been in wide scale service for years. I say this so that you won’t ride your brakes if you see me behind you in my neck of the woods. Thank you.
Bro the backpacker one is so accurate 😂 I've literally camped out in random parking lots and I've been carrying around 15 extra kilos of unnecessary shit that I brought from home instead of just paying to mail them when I realized I had overpacked. On top of the 15 kilos of necessities
I don't stay at hostels like fatcats, I just stealth camp, and I don't shower either, just swim in the local lake if it's available
At that point you're just traveling to another country to be homeless 😂
Living in the Rome center there were more tourists in the streets than actual locals. It was hell
Traveling to Rome I can agree
I am the type of autist to go to a fucking active warzone (Odessa) just to meet with a soldier who was having a rotation. My russian came in handy, altho i am not fluent with it. Later on, during my summerschool, my Ukrainian colleagues couldnt really believe i had been there and were rather impressed i had that much interest in their country
Went to Germany with my American family in 2006. I will never get over the shock of the locals when some of us spoke German.
I mean, literally everyone around the world wouldn’t be surprised if an American spoke only English. So it is surprising and a breath of fresh air when there is an American that speaks a foreign language, not that dumb, and isn’t entitled to everything.
One time I was on a vacation in DC (from New York), and I was walking behind a slow-moving group of German-speaking tourists/expats/etc. I just wanted to move past them and said something like "Äh, 'schuldigung, bitte? Danke."
They politely moved out of the way, but the silence from them was deafening. I guess they just didn't expect a random American, in America, to speak up in German out of nowhere.
There was also the time I worked at a supermarket, and we had a couple German tourists/expats show up as customers. I was proud to have read out the final price and bid them "Auf Wiedersehen" in German. :D
Bruh my guy Kraut catching stray bullets 😭😭😭😭
I'm glad your brough this up. I need to find a new team to bet on... Milinkovic-Savic went to Saudi, Lazio can no longer fund my extra-curricular activities. Who are we supposed to bet on now??
Sve na San Marino
Nah, San Marino hasn’t won an international game since 2006.
@@benjaminaraya8073And that's why you will make bank when they finally do, the odds are gonna be insane.
Al zato imaju kvotu matoriiiiiii
Uvek 20 dinara na San Marino
You forgot the Balkaner who lives in Germany or any other western nation and always goes back to his homeland
as an American I can confirm i have never had enough money to go to a different country 😎
Oh, you forgot the "english/german colonizer of south europe" and the "Avecs" AKA "the returning home emmigrants during Summer"
Awesome video!
Congratulations on the wedding János 🎉🎉🎉
Thank you thank you
@@LivingIronicallyinEuropewas it to a slovenian femboy called Slavoj 🤔
I felt absolutely violated at the Lazio betting bit, good god are they unstable
You forgot the most feared tourist in Europe. Uno beero Baz, the perpetually drunk Brit.
This might be the best outro music ever, just a complete banger to me
The roast is so hard that I cooked my lunch here. Thanks.
this is hilarious and so true!! As i look at my huge backpack ha!!
That Golf going 10000000 mph past the speed of light in the beninging was perfect
Always making good mood
As someone who lives in a Los Angeles beach town, I have to say there are two types of Western European tourists. The friend group of pretentious 20-39 year olds who dress “alternatively” and usually either drunk. And the older Western Europeans who are usually sunburnt, bring a family of screaming kids, and poorly planned their transportation situation
I live in paralia Greece.Thanks for mentioning it,and yes it's true what you said about the tourists😂
i just completed my first european backpacking adventure and the backpacking part had me dying hahahahahaha. we would spend nights before leaving a city looking at hostelworld for cheap places to stay. “6/10 stars, but its 4 dollars a night. cant be that bad.”
This channel makes me happy :)
you shouldve talked about the american in ireland who doesnt shut up about their great great great great great grandfather who moved to america from cork in 1850
That's just Americans in Europe in general, not just Ireland
theyre the worst in ireland no doubt@@MW_Asura
Ibeaniarns I herby apologise. Us Brits didn't make the list. We can NEVER ALLOW this to ever happen again. I apologise in advance, but shall we say that Benidorm is gonna be fucking wild next year
The EU4 music at the end is such a vibe, more of that pls
3:25 Your Chinese tourist in london bit was so niche, and I don't know if me getting it is a good or bad thing
I was working on a cruise ship several years ago so i met pretty much every nationality and tourist subgroup that exists - there are so many specific subgroups worth mentioning that this list can have at least 10 parts easily. In my opinion the best ones were - Texan Americans, devoted Christian Americans (these people seem so surreal, i cant believe they exist), Japanese, Latino people. Absolute worst - Mainland French, French Canadians, people from French Islands - pretty much all French speakers and honorary mention - Germans. Others were so so. I can elaborate if anybody wants (or cares).
Germans usually have the superiority complex, at least I found that to be true
Can you name tourist subgroups you'd describe positively?
Do you hate French ppl in general o. why? Cuz they refuse speaking in English?
Honorary mention are Germans. Whaddabout them?
To be fair, American cities can be quite unwalkable. I should know because I'm American.
A lot of the time it can be, especially the suburbs, but there are some old fashioned places where everything is close together
I don't know why or how I got to this channel, but love it!! "Anything spicier than salt...". I'm dead!! 😂
That thumbnail from Nőnap a Dobozi utcában, absolutely golden, *Muah, Chefs kiss :D