Disney's Artemis Fowl - Teaser Trailer

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  • Disney’s ARTEMIS FOWL releases in U.S. theaters on August 9, 2019!
    Directed by Kenneth Branagh and based on the beloved book by Eoin Colfer, ARTEMIS FOWL follows 12-year-old genius Artemis Fowl, a descendant of a long line of criminal masterminds, as he finds himself in a battle of strength and cunning against a powerful, hidden race of fairies who may be behind his father’s disappearance.
    The film stars Ferdia Shaw, Lara McDonnell, Tamara Smart, Nonzo Anozie, with Josh Gad, and Judi Dench. Judy Hofflund and Kenneth Branagh are producing with Angus More Gordon and Matthew Jenkins serving as executive producers. The screenplay is by Conor McPherson.
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  • @GamersOfOurTime
    @GamersOfOurTime Před 5 lety +4459

    Artermis fowl is the villain on his own story. This guy looks like he swaggered right out of spy kids

    • @dublinjake
      @dublinjake Před 5 lety +253

      To be fair, you can only make a kid look so physically intimidating without making him look like something out of the exorcist.

    • @GamersOfOurTime
      @GamersOfOurTime Před 5 lety +23

      @@dublinjake why swagger then ruin it.

    • @recklessturtle7462
      @recklessturtle7462 Před 5 lety +250

      @@dublinjake But Artemis isnt described as physicaly intimidating, thats what butler is for, Artemis is insanely smart

    • @dax01
      @dax01 Před 5 lety +152

      Professor Genki It's strongly implied that he is intimidating in many ways, hopefully there is clever dialogue to make up for the lack of intimidation in his appearance.

    • @donaghb7307
      @donaghb7307 Před 5 lety +35

      He is meant to be 12....

  • @Bragglord
    @Bragglord Před 5 lety +3890

    Newcomers: oh look a new kiddie fantasy film!
    Fans of the books: d'arvit.

    • @BoberTee
      @BoberTee Před 5 lety +25

      Lmao

    • @justalonelykid.1586
      @justalonelykid.1586 Před 5 lety +73

      Bragglord happened with Percy Jackson, happened here?

    • @ML-uq4fk
      @ML-uq4fk Před 5 lety +49

      Bragglord OOFERSSSSS ONLY the fans know the reference

    • @robies197
      @robies197 Před 5 lety +66

      Have been waiting for this for over a decade.

    • @kalopseia
      @kalopseia Před 5 lety +4

      why oh why did i read this

  • @PiratesRock
    @PiratesRock Před 4 lety +1516

    The Artemis fandom: This isn't how it goes in the book!
    Percy Jackson fandom: This, your first time?

    • @kt8738
      @kt8738 Před 4 lety +11

      Divergente fandom se ha unido al grupo

    • @tylerjones7592
      @tylerjones7592 Před 4 lety +9

      Pirates Rock eragon fandom too

    • @jaylin3321
      @jaylin3321 Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂😂 I hate how right this is

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 Před 4 lety +11

      Star Wars fandom: pathetic

    • @emmalang4954
      @emmalang4954 Před 4 lety +4

      Eragon/Inheritance Cycle is up there as well

  • @10DarkAngel01324
    @10DarkAngel01324 Před 4 lety +831

    Ah yes, give Artemis a gun.
    The Artemis who, in the books, was said couldn't hit the side of a barn if he was standing in it.

    • @danowulf
      @danowulf Před 4 lety +16

      Book Addict Maybe that’s why it showed a table smashing lol. I know ir’s the Italy scene but still lol

    • @taurterus8306
      @taurterus8306 Před 3 lety +19

      At least Butler got to keep his magic bow and arrow, can you imagine if he used guns instead?

  • @MrATN800
    @MrATN800 Před 5 lety +208

    "How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames ?"
    "Feels great"
    *Desperate laughter*

    • @sovietmarshmallow1283
      @sovietmarshmallow1283 Před 4 lety +4

      Sadly I have to agree with you on multiple fronts.
      (Also a httyd fan. Read all twelve books three times.)
      P.S in the httyd books toothless is not even a night fury.

    • @karimkalache9034
      @karimkalache9034 Před 4 lety +2

      an I'm only 17 :)

  • @IAmGeorgeLucas
    @IAmGeorgeLucas Před 5 lety +1355

    I'll take "movies that should have come out in 2003" for 500, Alex.

    • @prbtracy5217
      @prbtracy5217 Před 5 lety +4

      Lol!!!

    • @crystastronarns3875
      @crystastronarns3875 Před 5 lety +11

      Yeah they made plans for this movie years ago

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. Před 5 lety +18

      I remember going on some movie website where you could see what movies were planned and upcoming and seeing this planned for 2006 thinking "wow! An Artemis Fowl movie coming in 2 years!"

    • @prbtracy5217
      @prbtracy5217 Před 5 lety +6

      Probably why I was shocked when my kid told me there was a trailer- I'd forgotten all about this even being a thing!
      They'd better do justice to the books!

    • @dalanamajor
      @dalanamajor Před 5 lety +2

      George Lucas lol

  • @cassidywoodliff
    @cassidywoodliff Před 4 lety +1232

    We wanted Artemis Fowl. We're getting a Spy Kids movie for children who haven't even heard of this series.

    • @thedjfrank4592
      @thedjfrank4592 Před 4 lety +9

      But wait, they changed it

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 Před 4 lety +2

      Read the books

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Dim4323 question

    • @Algox
      @Algox Před 3 lety +3

      I like Spy Kids so I may like this, even if I don't know anything about Artemis.

    • @aware5358
      @aware5358 Před 3 lety +11

      @Alonso Guzman
      This movie sucks

  • @tingispingis
    @tingispingis Před 4 lety +1253

    I always imagined Artemis as someone like Lelouch but they made him a Spy Kid

    • @evecampbell3069
      @evecampbell3069 Před 4 lety +17

      He's kinda a combination of both.

    • @BlueRadium
      @BlueRadium Před 4 lety +54

      @@evecampbell3069 yeah honestly tiny Lelouch, with the trappings of a young child added in, is the perfect characterization now that you mention it.

    • @jaylin3321
      @jaylin3321 Před 4 lety +11

      @@BlueRadium AGREED. I'm glad i wasnt the only one to picture him that way xD

    • @marvinestime644
      @marvinestime644 Před 4 lety +4

      Could not have said it better myself

    • @notlizzymaebee
      @notlizzymaebee Před 4 lety +8

      This, THIS DESCRIBES EXACTLY WHAT I'M FEELING

  • @happyellf
    @happyellf Před 5 lety +646

    This is the problem with making a book into a movie after the book premier audience has grown up: we have higher expectations than the average 13 year old.

    • @theoden2247
      @theoden2247 Před 5 lety +102

      As a 13 year old I disagree, the movie still looks like shit

    • @happyellf
      @happyellf Před 5 lety +16

      Congrats, you have above average taste.

    • @MadHatter2101
      @MadHatter2101 Před 5 lety +10

      Also I feel like it would be much better if it wasn't Disney and instead of movie let it be a series

    • @MorningDusk7734
      @MorningDusk7734 Před 5 lety +4

      with the added downside of a graphic novelization, giving us faces to names, that are way more accurate than these ones.

    • @goldvoltage9053
      @goldvoltage9053 Před 5 lety +3

      @4T1K5O wtf is wrong with you I'm 14 and I'm not brain dead plz tell me your joking

  • @Ava-er6vk
    @Ava-er6vk Před 5 lety +738

    I hope they don’t make Artemis into a stereotypical young adult fiction hero! He starts off as a villain -> anti-hero -> hero!
    I want to see the full character development like in the books!

    • @williamwhitehouse8741
      @williamwhitehouse8741 Před 5 lety +16

      PLEASE

    • @williamcrisp165
      @williamcrisp165 Před 5 lety +45

      We won't get enough films to have that happen, as this is almost certainly going to flop.

    • @MazonDel
      @MazonDel Před 5 lety +12

      From what I recall, that kind of IS his progression. Or are you simply meaning you want to see that spread across a series rather than condensed into one film?

    • @jessicabelardo983
      @jessicabelardo983 Před 5 lety +5

      Preach

    • @williamcrisp165
      @williamcrisp165 Před 5 lety +8

      @@MazonDel They won't be able to do it justice in just one film, but that's all we'll get because any plans of a sequel will die when this flops

  • @hokkaidohats
    @hokkaidohats Před rokem +23

    Anyone else occasionally come back to this trailer after watching the film to wonder about what could have been? 😢

  • @anirudhgoud5035
    @anirudhgoud5035 Před 3 lety +111

    If only this movie stuck to the tone of the first 45 seconds of this teaser, then we would've had a great movie.

    • @matthewbates9629
      @matthewbates9629 Před 3 lety +2

      This is Disney what do you expect?

    • @laurabandy4593
      @laurabandy4593 Před 2 lety +1

      @@matthewbates9629 Ikr. I am literally the only person in my entire town probably who doesn't like Disney besides my family. They contaminate everything they touch.

    • @matthewbates9629
      @matthewbates9629 Před 2 lety +2

      @@laurabandy4593 they butchered it Butler is not black he is Eurasian it's like they didn't read the source material i read all 8 books

    • @matthewbates9629
      @matthewbates9629 Před 2 lety +1

      @@laurabandy4593 Commander Root is MALE not FEMALE my god they ruined it

    • @matthewbates9629
      @matthewbates9629 Před 2 lety

      @@laurabandy4593 i mean they have to make the movies after a certain point because one of the books talk about murder

  • @JoshuaParkk
    @JoshuaParkk Před 5 lety +5369

    "human greed is what drove us into the ground"
    *Produced by disney*
    ... Seems legit

    • @addiebrice6001
      @addiebrice6001 Před 5 lety +26

      😂😂

    • @EtanChamare
      @EtanChamare Před 5 lety +127

      Joshua Park I mean, Disney•Pixar made Wall-e, which attacks the idea of consumerism, which disney thrives on.

    • @DrakonDragoon
      @DrakonDragoon Před 5 lety +41

      I'll assume you never read the books. In the books a war happened between the humans and nonhuman races and the nonhumans escaped by hiding underground. And secondly it says "human greed is what drove us underground" not into the ground

    • @Zoe-lc8pb
      @Zoe-lc8pb Před 5 lety +82

      cyaje Um I think his meaning was that it’s ironic that Disney is saying “human greed is what drove us underground” if... they’re the one being greedy?

    • @just4justincase
      @just4justincase Před 5 lety +7

      Considering Disney still dominates the box office every year and is thriving off its properties, I’m curious to know what exactly you’re implying. Unless you’re referring to quality, then I guess I can see your point.

  • @JP-zb3yb
    @JP-zb3yb Před 5 lety +2952

    I havent read Artemis Fowl in over 8 years but I can tell this aint right.

    • @michaelwatts5139
      @michaelwatts5139 Před 5 lety +53

      Exactly

    • @iambenjaminwild
      @iambenjaminwild Před 5 lety +17

      Yeah same lol

    • @owenyoung2467
      @owenyoung2467 Před 5 lety +85

      JP I was so excited to see that there was a trailer, and now I’m just disappointed. Not sure what I was expecting but not this.

    • @chrislee3282
      @chrislee3282 Před 5 lety +3

      I’ve never heard of it

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 Před 5 lety +13

      JP Right? I think it’s been like 9 years for me, and this shouldn’t be a movie

  • @charliemorgan1366
    @charliemorgan1366 Před 4 lety +11

    The song Decks Dark will always be one of the greatest songs. Listen to it

  • @memomartinez1315
    @memomartinez1315 Před 4 lety +46

    me:
    *flashbacks Percy Jackson*
    “ah shit here we go again*

  • @mindyauron9137
    @mindyauron9137 Před 5 lety +1899

    The one and only chance to get a GOOD Artemis Fowl movie and Disney HAD to give it the Percy Jackson treatment. D’arvit. All the d’arvit

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 Před 5 lety +48

      Yup :'( When I heard there were Percy Jackson movies I watched one, and was super confused because "WHAT IS GOING ON, WHY ARE THEY FLYING AROUND, I thought there was only one pair of winged sandals..." and a whole lot more. I hear it's Disney's (along with Star Wars...). And I dislike all the new movies (7+) because I can't even follow the plot...
      Then I hear there's going to be an Artemis Fowl movie, and I'm excited. I see the trailer and get very confused. I wonder why. Then I realize it's Disney and I think "oh. that must be it"
      :( MY LIFE IS RUINED

    • @justalonelykid.1586
      @justalonelykid.1586 Před 5 lety +68

      AC9123 yeah. A lot of people misjudge the Percy Jackson books because of the movies. They should recast the cast and produce both the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series with actual accurate writing.

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 Před 5 lety +38

      @@justalonelykid.1586 YES they need either a redo, or an animation. Preferably both.
      Maybe a Percy Jackson TV show because it's a pretty long (ongoing) series. With spin-off style stuff (Kanes, Magnus Chase, etc.)

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 Před 5 lety

      @@justalonelykid.1586 ooh you would? :D
      try castingcall.club -- i heard it's a place for people with projects looking for voice actors, artists, animators, etc. and those people who are looking for projects.

    • @justalonelykid.1586
      @justalonelykid.1586 Před 5 lety

      AC9123 I’d thoroughly enjoy if you helped me write!

  • @gfyGoogle
    @gfyGoogle Před 5 lety +347

    This looks like a Spy Kids + Wrinkle in Time crossover.
    They got everything wrong. The book was actually kind of violent at times and they obviously aren’t gonna do it justice here.

    • @joybox1918
      @joybox1918 Před 5 lety +10

      I'm pretty sure the only thing they're going to keep from the book is the toilet humor involving Mulch Diggums.

    • @Tiparium_NMF
      @Tiparium_NMF Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah that's definitely something that bugs me about this too. We know Disney can do (slightly) more mature storytelling from the Avengers. This book series came out forever ago. I loved it in middle School and now I'm in college. They're trying to appeal to a new younger audience as opposed to the original fanbase the books already have. I'd love for a PG-13 (Or in a dream world maybe even R, but there isn't really a reason for it) version of the Fowl universe, retold in a more gritty fashion.

    • @googlegiggler2706
      @googlegiggler2706 Před 5 lety +3

      And city of ember

  • @lacazette7463
    @lacazette7463 Před 3 lety +214

    This teaser trailer looks way better than the movie

  • @Luna_Nova_2007
    @Luna_Nova_2007 Před 3 lety +205

    if I'm being honest this one was the best trailer compared to the official one

  • @gdsmith7493
    @gdsmith7493 Před 5 lety +447

    Am I a joke to you?- Artemis Fowl books

    • @king712100
      @king712100 Před 5 lety +1

      Not every one read books, in this whole world almost everyone will watch movies but very less will read books so theres no problem and no one even cares whats in the book we just watch movie and be on our work

    • @stolasburrito74656
      @stolasburrito74656 Před 5 lety +1

      You are no joke you are brilliant

    • @dankovskimark4540
      @dankovskimark4540 Před 5 lety +9

      @@king712100 That's a very shitty attitude that kills entertaoment.

    • @king712100
      @king712100 Před 5 lety

      @@dankovskimark4540 by making movie it doesn't kills entertainment, and killing movie ends entertainment

    • @RhazOfRheos
      @RhazOfRheos Před 5 lety +14

      @@king712100 Thats a stupid way to look at things. Imagine your favorite story and characters that you actually love and relate to, portrayed very wrongly in the cinema, for anyone who doesn't read any of the source material that you did will think that your favorite story and character is always like that. Generic, nothing resembles what it originally intended to be, and just plainly uninteresting.
      now imagine if they made your character and story so bad that everyone who doesn't know it before hand hates it because of that movie. you will be the person who likes something that everyone hates. nice right?

  • @shesnotcrazy5866
    @shesnotcrazy5866 Před 4 lety +3196

    Artemis Fowl fandom right now:
    but but THEY CHANGED EVERYTHING
    Percy Jackson fandom:
    *sips tea* welcome to the club

  • @farawayfaerie8829
    @farawayfaerie8829 Před rokem +9

    i watched the movie and the teaser feels like is it FOR A DIFFERENT MOVIE

    • @tobesgamer3976
      @tobesgamer3976 Před rokem +5

      none of the scenes in this were used in the movie lmao

  • @mrtey7283
    @mrtey7283 Před rokem +12

    This was actually a good teaser... Not of the scenes appeared in the final film

  • @DT-pu8jw
    @DT-pu8jw Před 5 lety +258

    This is going to be the Percy Jackson movie all over again

    • @4sure141
      @4sure141 Před 5 lety +2

      Yea, good books bad movies

    • @wyattcorbin1629
      @wyattcorbin1629 Před 5 lety

      To be fair, Disney has a better history with this than other companies (just thought about A Wrinkle in Time). Well, we have to hope.

    • @elshizz
      @elshizz Před 5 lety +1

      You know, I was just thinking how awesome the books are and thought, "maybe I'll watch the movies again, they can't be as bad as I remember, right?" Thankfully I didn't go through with it, cause I was immediately reminded how bad they actually are. Such a damn shame!!

    • @charleynewman5057
      @charleynewman5057 Před 5 lety +2

      I hope not. I... can't handle it.

  • @smellymomo
    @smellymomo Před 5 lety +246

    I only read one of the books, but I can tell you:
    *This. Is. Not. What. Artemis. Is. Like!!*

    • @thereareenoughsongsaboutca6472
      @thereareenoughsongsaboutca6472 Před 4 lety +6

      🙄 he didnd even spoke a single word in the trailer so chill and wait for the movie to come out bruh

    • @jpowel
      @jpowel Před 4 lety +25

      He looks like he's from spy kids and wth why is he firing an LEP rifle? He doesn't carry any weapons or use them in the first book, let alone most of the series

    • @ryancaughill5662
      @ryancaughill5662 Před 4 lety +8

      When you’ve only read one book but already know

    • @scout8370
      @scout8370 Před 4 lety +4

      I've only read three of the books, you'd think it'd be better. I personally think that gender-swapped Root is just *no*. Disney could've done better.

    • @reacechalmers9474
      @reacechalmers9474 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm just gona read the books again

  • @mootroidXproductions
    @mootroidXproductions Před 4 lety +7

    Just letting you all know that Artemis was described as "fun-loving" in the casting call.

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty Před 4 lety +2

      Please tell me you're not being serious. And if you are, may I have a source?

    • @mootroidXproductions
      @mootroidXproductions Před 4 lety

      @@Lord_Numpty Okay, it didn't say fun-loving verbatim, but it's much worse.
      www.artemis-fowl.com/2017/09/13/artemis-fowl-movie-ireland-film-casting/

    • @jazz_with_roses
      @jazz_with_roses Před 4 lety +2

      No freaking way
      He was a smug, egotistical, arrogant, vampire-looking kid that was criminally smart. He *hated* going out to have fun.

    • @roykooper902
      @roykooper902 Před 4 lety

      I nearly started psychotically laughing at that last part. D'arvit Disney!

  • @santyclause8034
    @santyclause8034 Před 3 lety +43

    Whoever the transforming, flying girl in the white formal evening gown is she aint in the Disney Plus streaming version of this movie. And the soundtrack in this teaser trailer is way better than the movie.

    • @alpe8096
      @alpe8096 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah i'm waiting that girl but didn't come out till the movie end

    • @coronelfalk
      @coronelfalk Před 3 lety +5

      I wonder how many scenes were cut

    • @justinecasmiryadao9162
      @justinecasmiryadao9162 Před 3 lety +4

      Yupp.. I wanted to see the white flying lady.. that's why I watched it.. but I am so disappointed.. not a bad movie but not also good

  • @MCFPapa
    @MCFPapa Před 5 lety +1156

    The worst part about this is it means we'll never be able to actually get a good adaptation of the books, because Disney will just sit on the rights for eternity.

    • @doctorryodine2182
      @doctorryodine2182 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol nice Avatar

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Před 5 lety +17

      Oh come on, give them a chance! It's Disney, they own the MCU and look how well that's turned out! Speaking of which, the director of Thor, Kenneth Branagh, is directing this! I know that was made before Disney bought them, but my point about the director's talent for the fantasy/sci fi genre still stands.

    • @reillyavila2312
      @reillyavila2312 Před 5 lety +28

      Snaketooth 09 buddy the only good Thor movie was directed by taiga watiti so I really don’t know why you’re bringing him up

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Před 5 lety +3

      @@reillyavila2312 It's Taika Waititi and while I like Thor: Ragnarok I still think the first Thor movie is the best because it had the better villain (Loki) and Thor actually went through a character arc in it.

    • @reillyavila2312
      @reillyavila2312 Před 5 lety +5

      Snaketooth 09 it wasn’t a good character arc tho and hela was a much more entertaining villain because she was actually powerful

  • @foreverlost5884
    @foreverlost5884 Před 5 lety +2216

    If you read the description, it says that the fairies might be behind Artemis's father's abduction. Disney, don't you dare change the plot like that.

    • @konstakoskenniemi819
      @konstakoskenniemi819 Před 5 lety +98

      I hope that "might be" means no

    • @maxmusic5380
      @maxmusic5380 Před 5 lety +29

      ForeverLost destroy Disney that dumb fuckers

    • @scayman4771
      @scayman4771 Před 5 lety +9

      Oh no..

    • @sachinnayak4160
      @sachinnayak4160 Před 5 lety +79

      Nooo this is so bad if that is what Disney is making Artemis fowl I won’t even watch the movie. And Artemis fowl is one of my all-time favorite series

    • @live_destin-3408
      @live_destin-3408 Před 5 lety +6

      How ever, the keyword thare is "may"

  • @jebotovic3764
    @jebotovic3764 Před 4 lety +366

    Artemis: calculated every aspect of the situation when interacting with the fairy leaving even butler impressed
    Artemis in the trailer: :O

  • @lyokocomicdubs
    @lyokocomicdubs Před 3 lety +77

    Well.....This Trailer is still better then the actual movie.
    As a fan of the book series, this film is so criminally bad that it makes fan4stic look like a masterpiece. I expected better writing, I was expecting the intellect and complex characters with the blend of a beautiful Fairy Tail like universe, but again I was also hoping to some changes, but not changes like this.
    I bet there was so much cool shit that was cut from this movie, once again we have Studio interference to blame for Fucking up both the Director and The Author's original vision on trying to stay faithful to the source material.
    I swear to God in a couple years I'm going to make a Spiderverse style animated series based on the original Artemis Fowl series. Hell! I'll even get the author on board in the project, and then I'll show Disney how to properly make a good adaptation of a popular story.

    • @afrizaldaniswaraali8980
      @afrizaldaniswaraali8980 Před 3 lety +3

      That's good ambition, go do that.

    • @torchtorquedreams4348
      @torchtorquedreams4348 Před 3 lety

      May I help you?

    • @cranberrybleach
      @cranberrybleach Před 3 lety

      Hey, lemme go through a couple more years of drawing before I join y’all!
      But seriously. I could go for a rant right about now. I finished watching the movie this morning, and oH fECKIN BOI is it a total flop.

    • @mizzybluth4550
      @mizzybluth4550 Před 2 lety +1

      I’d definitely work with you on your Artemis fowl animated series

    • @indoraptorrwakaara2914
      @indoraptorrwakaara2914 Před 2 lety +1

      that's an amazing idea!

  • @nitee2100
    @nitee2100 Před 5 lety +2703

    Don't. Ruin. The. Book.

    • @userk9
      @userk9 Před 5 lety +100

      Niteen Junnarkar they’ve already fucked up in that department

    • @adah5195
      @adah5195 Před 5 lety +50

      Toolate

    • @BloodSinVIII
      @BloodSinVIII Před 5 lety +85

      Niteen Junnarkar its disney...
      Artemis is probably trans.

    • @stephaniesummer2663
      @stephaniesummer2663 Před 5 lety +13

      Already done

    • @Leeny53369
      @Leeny53369 Před 5 lety +155

      They can't ruin the book. they can only ruin the movie

  • @Vousie
    @Vousie Před 4 lety +518

    I just *love* how many comments here are saying "D'arvit!"

  • @benedicthammond7262
    @benedicthammond7262 Před rokem +10

    Looking back on this trailer, it's genuinely kind of a shame that this trailer looked so promising when the final product turned out as bad as it did.

  • @kendiillust9607
    @kendiillust9607 Před 4 lety +25

    I've read enough PJO and HoO books to believe that Rick Riordan is steaming right now 😂

  • @JordonHouston92
    @JordonHouston92 Před 4 lety +961

    Non- book readers: This looks like a cool movie
    Fans of the series: OK, First of all...

    • @marsgirl0124
      @marsgirl0124 Před 4 lety +7

      Yes, Really

    • @draessw
      @draessw Před 4 lety +9

      Bruh moment

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty Před 4 lety +14

      And it'd go for at least an hour, covering plot points like Opal Koboi, the B'wa Kell rebellion, Orion, Dwarven physiology, both Butlers badassery in differing ways, a certain Pixie's ever-increasing megalomania, the final fate of Julius Root, Hybras and the Eighth Family and the final, genocidal attempt by a crazy, self-worshiping Pixie.
      And using everything in the books to explain why this adaptation's a complete disaster.

    • @draessw
      @draessw Před 4 lety +5

      Don’t forget Root’s criminal brother who risks thousands of fairy lives for longevity of his wife.

    • @Happymonday2015
      @Happymonday2015 Před 4 lety +16

      If it wasn't called Artemis Fowl it would look like a cool movie

  • @sopolope4205
    @sopolope4205 Před 5 lety +686

    A Wrinkle in Time 2: we’ll try better this time I swear

    • @MerlinAmbroiss
      @MerlinAmbroiss Před 5 lety +12

      if only we can make them swear something that will stop their madness. you know like giving up the rights to these movies to someone competent and not obviously there for a fast cash grab

    • @stolasburrito74656
      @stolasburrito74656 Před 5 lety +22

      I agree, Disney botched “A wrinkle in time”
      And people wonder why the book is always better. Because NO BODY MAKING THE FILM PAYS ATTENTION TO THE PROPER DETAILS IN THE BOOK!!!!

    • @ankitgadhwal439
      @ankitgadhwal439 Před 5 lety

      Plz see my profile pic....and do that....plz

    • @zxnxrui7785
      @zxnxrui7785 Před 5 lety +4

      @@MerlinAmbroiss Cept Disney fought many companies for the rights of Artemis Fowl for years, all that effort to make a bad adaption of a famous series would be depressing

    • @addy1834
      @addy1834 Před 5 lety

      Doctor Oobleck I honestly really liked it and I read the books.. Lmao for some reason I feel like you don’t like it cause shes black n not white like in the books, yes it took out some scenes but it was a pretty long movie remember that. In general my opinion though.

  • @strangerjones5576
    @strangerjones5576 Před 3 lety +104

    Id like to note that after having seen the movie, almost none of these shots are in the movie

  • @spiritofthewolf1880
    @spiritofthewolf1880 Před 4 lety +364

    Artemis Fowl would be better as a high-quality animation. I've never been a fan of mixing reality with tons of CGI...

    • @screenwatcher949
      @screenwatcher949 Před 4 lety +27

      I was rereading the novels recently and imagining how amazing an Artemis Fowl animation would be 🤤

    • @dragonfire101g
      @dragonfire101g Před 4 lety +6

      I mean the graphic novels are good so

    • @Haunting_Hyena
      @Haunting_Hyena Před 4 lety +1

      You realize that's almost every movie nowadays right?

    • @SSS_413
      @SSS_413 Před 4 lety +16

      I could actually imagine Artemis Fowl being a good high budget cgi film. It is set pretty modern with very descriptive features of characters and the environment.
      All they had to do was read it.

    • @logan.weisberg
      @logan.weisberg Před 3 lety +7

      If Artemis Fowl was some in the same style as Into the Spiderverse...

  • @xMDawg19x
    @xMDawg19x Před 5 lety +616

    Would have loved a bit of a darker version. That's the vibe I got from the books even while reading as a kid.

    • @MerlinAmbroiss
      @MerlinAmbroiss Před 5 lety +33

      that was the vibe? it was for sure a dark series. perhaps not enough to be considered an adult series but for sure not for children.

    • @emilyhawkins7477
      @emilyhawkins7477 Před 5 lety +20

      Agreed. A darker film would've been a good adaptation of the books.

    • @jeffreysian-salas1689
      @jeffreysian-salas1689 Před 5 lety +32

      Well this is the series where someone cuts open a troll and proceeds to beat it's intestines until it gives up

    • @mosalicious1554
      @mosalicious1554 Před 5 lety +3

      MDawg19 right, when I read the books I could tell that it was kinda dark

    • @joybox1918
      @joybox1918 Před 5 lety +19

      @@jeffreysian-salas1689 Not to mention a Dwarf character with the ability to eat and shit simultaneously while tunneling underground.

  • @smflizerd
    @smflizerd Před 5 lety +1378

    As Johnny Bravo would say - "I'm Sickened, But Curious."

  • @tarunt9153
    @tarunt9153 Před 4 lety +107

    Artemis Fowl fandom:
    Why is the movie so different from the book?
    Percy Jackson fandom:
    First time?
    Me: D'arvit

    • @Mr2ghost2
      @Mr2ghost2 Před 4 lety +6

      Harry Potter fans: "You know nothing child..."

    • @tarunt9153
      @tarunt9153 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Mr2ghost2 Lol
      At least the movies weren't that bad, pretty much anyone who did not read the book enjoyed the movies. They all had a rotten tomato score of around 75-95%.

    • @thebeansaregone
      @thebeansaregone Před 4 lety +9

      @@Mr2ghost2 You're crazy to believe that the Harry Potter movies were more inaccurate than the Percy Jackson ones. There may have been some inaccuracies, but it's nowhere as near as bad as Percy Jackson's adaptation. Lmao.

    • @private151
      @private151 Před 4 lety +1

      Eragon fans laughin hard!

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 Před 3 lety

      @@Mr2ghost2 what, the movies were great and didn't stray too far from the books, it's not comparable at all

  • @iChillypepper
    @iChillypepper Před 4 lety +29

    Confused at the 8/2019 release and then realized it’s been moved to 5/20... hoping they fix everything with it

    • @dannyoc7482
      @dannyoc7482 Před 4 lety +11

      Hello, it is I from the future, they managed to fuck it up even more somehow

    • @esc_india_
      @esc_india_ Před 4 lety +1

      Lmfao it looks even worse now

  • @knoelluna
    @knoelluna Před 5 lety +232

    So is it just me, or is Disney just pumping out a whole bunch of movies and movie trailers?
    Dumbo, Mary Poppins, Toy Story 4, Artemis Fowl, Jungle Cruise, The Lion King, Aladdin...
    I really hope these movies will be good and not rushed, since it seems like Disney Movies will be taking over 2019

    • @DoubIoons
      @DoubIoons Před 5 lety +39

      They're just spending their Infinity War money.

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr Před 5 lety +6

      Disney has to make all its money back from buying Fox that's why

    • @sabrinakhan9722
      @sabrinakhan9722 Před 5 lety +3

      you forgot aladdin

    • @knoelluna
      @knoelluna Před 5 lety +1

      Sabrina Khan I knew I was missing one...thanks :)

    • @proserfina21096
      @proserfina21096 Před 5 lety +8

      Everything the light touches...is a Hollywood remake.

  • @cmtat1976
    @cmtat1976 Před 5 lety +277

    You know...you look forward to something for years. And then when it finally comes around to happening, this is what you get.

    • @cmtat1976
      @cmtat1976 Před 5 lety +6

      @@BJ52091 I am not sure why they are dead set on ruining everything i have read and watched since Elementary school.

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 Před 5 lety +3

      @@cmtat1976 Yup... I have no idea why but it's so sad that it's all ruined.

    • @bjornjohansson7907
      @bjornjohansson7907 Před 5 lety +2

      Exactly. Damn you disney

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 Před 5 lety +3

      I learned that long ago.
      **sighs in Crystal Skull**

    • @marewere
      @marewere Před 5 lety +1

      Maximum Ride :(

  • @lacazette7463
    @lacazette7463 Před 3 lety +126

    Who else is here after watching the movie so many missing cuts

    • @lemonlimer9742
      @lemonlimer9742 Před 3 lety +7

      HA! Me fr the whole movie was so boring

    • @mranimazing2190
      @mranimazing2190 Před 3 lety +5

      I think it's better with the cuts since it makes the movie shorter, which is a plus

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mranimazing2190 the movie was to short

    • @cranberrybleach
      @cranberrybleach Před 3 lety +2

      StarwarsVSTheMCU :
      I’d say it’s safe to assume that the woman here is the same as the one in the first book. The same old alcoholic hag that gave Artemis the Fairy bible and basically started the whole series.

    • @3vn766
      @3vn766 Před 3 lety

      @@mranimazing2190 fair point, but it still felt so long

  • @bernardmaverickrivera1992
    @bernardmaverickrivera1992 Před 4 lety +75

    One thing i wanna see in this movie is:
    "Stay back human, you dont know who you're dealing with"

  • @bjornjohansson7907
    @bjornjohansson7907 Před 5 lety +249

    Artemis looks like the average well-fed richie...
    He is described as looking like a vampire. Wth somethings not right

    • @Bobby11567
      @Bobby11567 Před 4 lety +11

      Number 5 from umbrella academy, boom

    • @benzur3503
      @benzur3503 Před 4 lety

      Tbh him being well fed as an heir to a tycoon makes more than a little sense

    • @jamescallanan2443
      @jamescallanan2443 Před 4 lety +2

      He's 12. You really expect a real life 12 year old to look like a vampire?

    • @benzur3503
      @benzur3503 Před 4 lety +1

      James Callanan I don’t think an argument for realism is valid for a fantasy serie

    • @beaverbob5804
      @beaverbob5804 Před 4 lety

      okay all hall have good points, but he doesn't even look EVIL

  • @samuelbenhardt4230
    @samuelbenhardt4230 Před 5 lety +725

    I know this is a minuscule part in the plethora of mistakes, but there is no way Butler would use a bow instead of his trusty Sig Sauer

    • @diegobencherif7848
      @diegobencherif7848 Před 5 lety +48

      not just that. but i dont remember a bow being used at all

    • @Katsa-dj3lh
      @Katsa-dj3lh Před 5 lety +46

      @@diegobencherif7848 Nope. I just reread the books (Currently working on #7). No bow is used, except by the demons in The Lost Colony, while they are in the separate space-time thing.
      Also, the bow looks like it's supposed to be fairy tech. That is so out of character that it is laughable to me.

    • @Tobygamesiscool
      @Tobygamesiscool Před 5 lety +1

      Samuel Benhardt when was a bow ever in the books. It’s been a while. Still AFAIK there never was a bow

    • @ficha13
      @ficha13 Před 5 lety +4

      What's worse is that it looks like a magical bow -_-

    • @kylelopez7631
      @kylelopez7631 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Katsa-dj3lh maybe too you. All i feel is sadness that a childhood favorite is about to be obliterated

  • @rnspurgn3015
    @rnspurgn3015 Před 3 lety +192

    90% of the scenes and dialogue in this teaser wasn’t even in the movie 😂

    • @lilplayboy6754
      @lilplayboy6754 Před 3 lety +15

      Exactly I just watched it and it ended with the helicopter I wanted to see the one with the old lady turning into that like wtf I hope they make another one those fucking liars

    • @sova8724
      @sova8724 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lilplayboy6754 same😭 they deleted this scene but you can find it on youtube

    • @hildanavasivu9978
      @hildanavasivu9978 Před 3 lety +1

      Fr! I was disappointed lmao

    • @clintonsuw
      @clintonsuw Před 3 lety

      True

    • @jaydenwhitsett7683
      @jaydenwhitsett7683 Před 3 lety +2

      I bet they had a way better movie but Disney was like “Nah let’s butcher this bitch”

  • @jordancarpenter6816
    @jordancarpenter6816 Před 3 lety +54

    Who's here after Chris Stuckmann said in his review that barely anything in this trailer is in the actual movie.

    • @andiran23
      @andiran23 Před 3 lety +7

      He was right, it's insane, there are like four shots that made it into the movie. Can't wait to hear about the development hell story, must be a roller coaster

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 3 lety +3

      @@andiran23 like 40% of the footage in this trailer aren't in this film

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 3 lety

      @Wellyk Productions how is it basically none of this footage in this trailer ended up in the film?

    • @ginabell694
      @ginabell694 Před 3 lety +1

      I've watched it twice now and that woman in white is not in the movie.

  • @banishedair4518
    @banishedair4518 Před 5 lety +483

    I thought Arty was 13, not 7. I hope Disney don't make that "You're not prepared for the truth" line become true, the whole point was that he WAS prepared, for almost anything. Also wtf why does Butler use a magical bow and arrow instead of his trusty Sig Sauer?

    • @booksaremybag4684
      @booksaremybag4684 Před 5 lety +21

      The actor is 13. Why pick on him?

    • @omiigee5903
      @omiigee5903 Před 5 lety +29

      Booksaremybag they were saying he *looks* younger

    • @jadetrentrichards255
      @jadetrentrichards255 Před 5 lety +12

      @@booksaremybag4684 Seriously...did you even read the whole comment?

    • @ww6372
      @ww6372 Před 5 lety +37

      @@booksaremybag4684 he doesnt suit the role. It's not the actors fault, it's the directors. We arent picking on him

    • @SparksterG40
      @SparksterG40 Před 5 lety +28

      Because Disney is a bunch of hypocritical f**ks who imply that they are against the use of real life firearms, then proceed to give the henchman in nearly every Marvel movie a firearm.

  • @austindangerpowers8453
    @austindangerpowers8453 Před 5 lety +1858

    I don’t understand why they change the plot. We, the fans, just want a visual representation of the book.

    • @connorskudlarek8598
      @connorskudlarek8598 Před 4 lety +104

      I will 100% buy this movie, and any subsequent movies, if it follows the source material exceptionally well. If it goes the way of Eragon, I won't even bother to watch it.

    • @aaronsteel853
      @aaronsteel853 Před 4 lety +10

      Agreed

    • @notar5148
      @notar5148 Před 4 lety +2

      Fr tho

    • @chrishudson2552
      @chrishudson2552 Před 4 lety +60

      No Samjdavies, we do not want just a visual representation of the book. WE WANT A TRUE TO SOURCE MATERIAL MIND BENDINGLY BEAUTIFUL VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF THE BOOK!

    • @aaronsteel853
      @aaronsteel853 Před 4 lety +62

      @@chrishudson2552 Exactly, it's why the Harry Potter series succeeded in being one of the best adaptation of a book series into movie franchise.

  • @novamelvin3165
    @novamelvin3165 Před 4 lety +57

    Me: sees the title
    Me: D' ARVIT YESSSSSS!!!!
    Me: sees everything
    Me: D' arvit

  • @danielsan9850
    @danielsan9850 Před 3 lety +238

    Ah yes, the classic “none of these scenes are in the movie” trailer. Go to hell, Disney

    • @eithantii6044
      @eithantii6044 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeahh. All of the scene from the trailer, they're not include it. Im waiting for that scenes in the movie! Hayss. Shame on you Disney!!

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 Před 3 lety +9

      I get the feeling between this trailer and the movies release someone at Disney made them rework a more book-accurate script to make Artemis Fowl less of a morally ambiguous character, changing the plot completely in order to do so

    • @marsonp9664
      @marsonp9664 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes totally different

    • @pensador7779
      @pensador7779 Před 3 lety +9

      This trailer is way more better then the entire movie.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 3 lety

      @@chuckbatman5 there is nothing book accurate in the film

  • @BlindGardener
    @BlindGardener Před 5 lety +599

    Remember when the Disney logo above the titles were a good sign?

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 Před 5 lety +29

      Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @cedricle4006
      @cedricle4006 Před 5 lety +13

      i mean have you seen a Wrinkle in time goddamn that movie is crap

    • @mc_axolotl2240
      @mc_axolotl2240 Před 5 lety +4

      That was a long, long time ago

    • @TomAndersonDH
      @TomAndersonDH Před 5 lety +2

      @@cedricle4006 That's exactly what I thought of when I saw this trailer. The costume and makeup in this movie looks almost identical and that's not a compliment. lol

    • @lunaazule1899
      @lunaazule1899 Před 5 lety +6

      Thanks. I thought it was just me being old and critical. Even Disney has now sold their soul for greed.

  • @mattneff
    @mattneff Před 5 lety +508

    At least they actually cast a 12 year old instead of aging him up like percy jackson

    • @hrishiv27
      @hrishiv27 Před 5 lety +26

      Honestly, that feels like a sign that they might actually stay true to the book/s.

    • @rusan6415
      @rusan6415 Před 5 lety +51

      And the kid is actually Irish, so that’s plus points right there.

    • @live_evil4961
      @live_evil4961 Před 5 lety

      YAY!

    • @Dave00theking
      @Dave00theking Před 5 lety +28

      Stay true to the books? Not even close. Commander Root is played by a female, which is completely ridiculous. Butler is played by an African which is even more stupid. Clearly the casting director hasn't read the book.

    • @rasa8689
      @rasa8689 Před 5 lety +1

      He kida looks like Greg Hefly tho

  • @barnacles1352
    @barnacles1352 Před 4 lety +95

    It saying “in 2019” feels so wrong now

    • @shanryder
      @shanryder Před 4 lety +7

      Maybe they saw the backlash and decided to rework the movie?

    • @pheonix4075
      @pheonix4075 Před 4 lety +2

      @@owowowowowiwo aight

  • @hunterbartley7071
    @hunterbartley7071 Před 4 lety +6

    Let’s start a petition to remake this

    • @afellowhuman8944
      @afellowhuman8944 Před 3 lety

      into a animated series that respects it's source material

  • @cry_havikk
    @cry_havikk Před 5 lety +683

    FYI here was the casting call.
    "ARTEMIS FOWL is a boy, aged 9 - 12 years, of no specific ethnicity. Inquisitive and possessing both academic and emotional intelligence, Artemis is highly perceptive and good at reading people. Most importantly, Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humour; he has fun in whatever situation he is in and loves life."
    Artemis Fowl in the books is a cold, manipulative sociopath and a criminal mastermind. His first contact with the Fairies involved holding one of their own for ransom, in exchange for a copious amount of fairy gold so that he could restore his criminal family's fortune. While he does warm up a bit as the book series progresses, he ultimately retains the role of an anti-hero with generally selfish goals and ideals and it takes multiple life crises aided by the Fairies to realize that maybe the value of people extend beyond "How can I exploit this person to achieve my goals?"
    This book series was a favorite of mine in middle school. Now you're tarnishing it in favor of making a "family-friendly" version that completely flips around everything the books were about.
    EDIT: I fudged it, he wasn't autistic. Haven't read the books in over a decade. My bad folks. Still, this is most assuredly /not/ the dark-ish PG-13 movie I was expecting when I heard that Disney was making Artemis Fowl.

    • @explosives101
      @explosives101 Před 5 lety +40

      This is yet another reason why I always thought the books would never really work as a movie.

    • @calvinfeustel2147
      @calvinfeustel2147 Před 5 lety +53

      I never saw him as autistic. I thought of him as a child genius who took the time to function as a full adult. His social skills are extremely competent.

    • @liberatusblair
      @liberatusblair Před 5 lety +18

      @@explosives101 yeah I always thought that only an animated style could do the novels justice.

    • @OtterloopB
      @OtterloopB Před 5 lety +33

      I think you read autism into a situation where it isn't actually present. Artemis isn't Chris Chan. It's Artemis' initial lack of respect toward people that cause his social conflicts; not because of autism.

    • @zacharymyers6392
      @zacharymyers6392 Před 5 lety +5

      You might not realize this, but the movie isn't out yet. Maybe reserve judgement until then.

  • @nicsan8200
    @nicsan8200 Před 5 lety +221

    I predicted A Wrinkle in time was gonna blow.
    I predicted Nutcracker And The Four Realms was gonna blow.
    I'm predicting that this is gonna blow.

  • @LiamChaidez
    @LiamChaidez Před rokem +5

    5 star book, 4 star trailer, 1 star movie.

  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 Před 4 lety +4

    On an unrelated note, who loves the Radiohead music playing in the background?

    • @jakmanxyom
      @jakmanxyom Před 3 lety

      This teaser actually got me into Radiohead, believe it or not...

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jakmanxyom How can something so bad lead you to discovering something so good?

  • @BigBoss-cz3sh
    @BigBoss-cz3sh Před 5 lety +145

    I thought Artemis Fowl was supposed to be a rich and ruthless crimelord more akin to a villain than a traditional hero, not an 8 year old wearing sunglasses.
    Edit: Hyperbole- exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

    • @booksaremybag4684
      @booksaremybag4684 Před 5 lety +4

      The actor is 13

    • @sandviper5339
      @sandviper5339 Před 5 lety +1

      Booksaremybag actors play characters younger then them all the time.

    • @classicjbear8409
      @classicjbear8409 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah, but Artemis is thirteen in the book.

    • @classicjbear8409
      @classicjbear8409 Před 5 lety

      Or twelve, around that age. Not eight.

    • @IuriMrs
      @IuriMrs Před 5 lety +6

      You know they use sunglasses in the book to protect from mesmer, right?

  • @Destroyah5000
    @Destroyah5000 Před 5 lety +401

    I've waited years since Colfer confirmed they were making a movie, and once again, a book adaptation bastardizes the source material . Ahh, darvit.

    • @FixYoSelf
      @FixYoSelf Před 5 lety +9

      Thanks for reminding me where that exclamation came from!

    • @dr.yeetusfeatus8166
      @dr.yeetusfeatus8166 Před 5 lety +1

      Дарвит

    • @tommysmith9966
      @tommysmith9966 Před 5 lety +5

      This is the only acceptable complaint comment.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Před 5 lety +5

      @@tommysmith9966 I know right, most people are bawling their eyes out over the slightest change to the source material. It's a movie guys, they have to make some changes!

    • @duskfall8948
      @duskfall8948 Před 5 lety +17

      @@snaketooth0943 Changing the police chief to female, so Holly is essentially not a character with a reason in that regard anymore. Artemis using weapons personally, Butler acting shocked, hell Artemis acting surprised is damn near unheard of in the first two books. So these are some major changes to the base storyline Disney did, and damn right they should hear about it, so they atleast have a chance to correct it, given they try to make a sequel.

  • @666Vampirefromhell
    @666Vampirefromhell Před 4 lety +38

    I've been eager to see an Artemis Fowl movie for years. They were my favourite books as a kid. Now Disney is making the movie.
    No one tell Disney about Skullduggery Pleasant. I want those films to be GOOD

    • @private151
      @private151 Před 4 lety

      Btw this movie is going to disney+

    • @666Vampirefromhell
      @666Vampirefromhell Před 4 lety

      @@private151
      The Mandalorian STILL remains the only reason I want Disney +

    • @private151
      @private151 Před 4 lety

      @@666Vampirefromhell I just stole an account from a friend. Defo not buying it

    • @666Vampirefromhell
      @666Vampirefromhell Před 4 lety

      @@private151
      XD

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 Před 3 lety

      Skullduggery Pleasant is literally tailor-made to be a movie franchise. The main character is a wisecracking badass with a flaming skull for a head, and the series is filled to the brim with exciting action sequences. I'm not sure there's another YA series more perfectly suited for the screen. That being said, I wouldn't trust Disney going anywhere near this series

  • @AdrianRosarioPR
    @AdrianRosarioPR Před 3 lety +78

    This has to be one of the worst movies that I have seen in a long time. It’s full of gaps and weird cuts that really make the movie so confusing. I hate it and I hate myself for making my gf watch it with me, she didn’t deserve that.

    • @SSS_413
      @SSS_413 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh I hope you’re safe now and watching something worth your time

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SSS_413 like what there is nothing good or new this year

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 3 lety +3

      Well I hope ur relationship is still intact

    • @SSS_413
      @SSS_413 Před 3 lety +1

      Jarrod Edson maybe something good and classic? Idk man 2020 has been a rough year

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 3 lety

      @@SSS_413 has been... No kidding and still is I hate everyone who said this year was going to be great

  • @cedevaan
    @cedevaan Před 5 lety +347

    "Who saw you coming in here?"
    "The FBI, CIA, MI6... Oh and the EIB"
    "THE EIB?"
    "Everybody In the Building"
    😂😂😂 Gosh it was a long time ago but I still remember that scene

  • @lozm4835
    @lozm4835 Před 5 lety +169

    Did I just see Artemis use a gun competently?
    Did I just see Butler using a bow and arrow?
    Did I just see Fairy that isn't Opal fly without wings?
    Did I just see unshielded Fairy ships?
    Y'know what I think I did. And I'm not happy.

    • @MerlinAmbroiss
      @MerlinAmbroiss Před 5 lety +7

      all the major points that were so wrong in the trailer.

    • @giannily5581
      @giannily5581 Před 5 lety +3

      also butler was actually part Asian I think? or maybe white. One or the other.

    • @lozm4835
      @lozm4835 Před 5 lety +1

      Matthew Rouch Double on the 'no wings' point then. Sprites have wings after all.

    • @wingednotepad
      @wingednotepad Před 5 lety +1

      they didn't even use correct gnommish. i want to hope for the best, but honestly, they're not giving a whole lot to work with.

    • @allbutcomedytv4350
      @allbutcomedytv4350 Před 5 lety

      I agree with you completely but saying the first part of your comment out loud made me realize how fucking ridiculous it was 😂

  • @Jpie_
    @Jpie_ Před 4 lety +3

    Am I the only one who, while decoding all the Gnommish at the bottom of the pages in the book, is now fluent in Gnommish and knows everything I never wanted to know about Stinkworms?

  • @laytonjr6601
    @laytonjr6601 Před rokem +3

    This trailer was uploaded 4 years ago. It gave me hope (even if Butler using a bow is stupid). The trailer that was uploaded 2 years later disappointed me so hard.

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner Před 5 lety +882

    Remember reading these as a kid. Didn't know they were still popular!

    • @dupontofficial
      @dupontofficial Před 5 lety +18

      hope it doesnt got the way of Alex rider.. only one film

    • @MrHale
      @MrHale Před 5 lety +25

      They aren't. This movie has been in the production for the last 15 years. These books were my childhood. Loved them. I have read all of them except the last one, since I was "too old" when it came out. This trailer doesn't say much, but what I see here I can see this movie is going to be pointed to those, who weren't alive when the first book came out. Doesn't feel like my kinda movie, now that I am almost 30 years old. If this is going to be another "Harry Potter" tho, they are probably making it like Potter. With every movie, making them darker. I always thought, that Artemis Fowl had a darker feeling, something like fifth Harry Potter movie has.

    • @zxnxrui7785
      @zxnxrui7785 Před 5 lety +16

      @@MrHale Yeah, I'm pretty sure it'll be like Harry Potter where the tone of each movie gets darker as Artemis gets older. And you're right, the books (most Colfer books) do have a darker tone than the average young adult fantasy book. It's sad that the movie was in development for so many years however if it came out sooner the cgi would've been poorer and wouldn't have captured the amazing world of Fowl as well as this teaser does

    • @001ritinha
      @001ritinha Před 5 lety

      Well, they'll be now.

    • @MrHale
      @MrHale Před 5 lety

      @@zxnxrui7785 that is true. Tho if it came out earlier, we might have already those dark movies and not this kids movie lol. But I will watch this for entertainment and for curiosity

  • @listlesslysleepy
    @listlesslysleepy Před 5 lety +4813

    Disney has an interesting method for creating movie adaptations. It goes like this:
    Step 1: Burn the book.
    Step 2: Create a generic plot with generic characters.
    Step 3: Feed it to the masses.
    Step 4: Profit. Cuz it’s Disney.

    • @maheruddinahmedalve1420
      @maheruddinahmedalve1420 Před 5 lety +196

      Seriously Artemis does not even look like he's supposed to. He looks like an innocent boy.
      WHICH HE IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF.

    • @TheMaid__
      @TheMaid__ Před 5 lety +80

      maheruddin ahmed To be fair it is said that he looks innocent if he is trying, it said in The Atlantis Complex that Orion looked nice and welcoming and that it was Artemis' personality that made it look bad,
      I agree that the movie looks terrible and it feels like they are going to do what they did to Ready Player One again but, we need to keep an open mind go into the cinema with your expectations low and you might enjoy it.

    • @maheruddinahmedalve1420
      @maheruddinahmedalve1420 Před 5 lety +114

      @@TheMaid__ i will watch it (im too much of an artemis fan not too) but if it turns out like percy jackson (still have nightmares about that disaster of a movie) i will lose all hope that disney will ever make a good book adaptation.
      Also Root as a woman? Not a great idea. As it destroys holly's character of being first female recon captain.

    • @jeidafei1165
      @jeidafei1165 Před 5 lety +43

      When I was a kid I never thought I could grow up to despise Disney this much XD You forgot to mention one: And when they're not busy taking over beloved franchises and ruining them horribly, churn out live-action adaptations of every old animation they have ever made. But imo what's worse is people still going to see them in droves anyway XD

    • @aleximariemaliao1525
      @aleximariemaliao1525 Před 5 lety +2

      ..

  • @antheacastelli
    @antheacastelli Před 4 lety +40

    This trailer is over a year old now, but I still wanted to put in my two cents. It's tough to base judgement on a less than two minute long teaser trailer but when two of the MAIN CHARACTERS are completely different to the books you're off to a bad start. Root is meant to be a constantly red-faced chain-smoking guy and Butler is specifically described as Eurasian and bald. Also, Butler is portrayed in the books as being ripped and intimidating. This version of Butler looks like merely the idea of running would make him sweat and the only people who would fear him would be small children like the one he's meant to be protecting. I also read that Trouble Kelp will be a woman now! Why? Was there not one male actor who did the role justice during auditions? Same question for Root's character! Judi Dench is a great actress, but Root is still a male character. How hard is it to stay true to the books? One of the things that made the eight Harry Potter movies so successful for a decade was how little the movies strayed from the books. The movies almost brought the books to life! Hopefully the plot hasn't also been messed with otherwise I doubt we'll get a sequel.

    • @carstenandersen6818
      @carstenandersen6818 Před 4 lety +3

      I mean the Harry Potter movies strayed from the books occasionally (i.e. Dumbledore said calmly), but it still had the correct characters and plot. If Harry Potter was made about a kid who watched his parents die and now he's seeking revenge by trying to kill Voldemort, that would be an issue. If they cast Hagrid as a woman, it wouldnt change much, but it would feel odd. If something is changed and it doesn't make sense why it was changed, then why change it in the first place? The books for both Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter were good. The movies for Harry Potter were good. This movie looks bad. What's the difference between the two? Harry Potter was mostly consistent, this isn't. Artemis Fowl is a Fantasy Thriller, not a Kids Spy Action Movie with Fantasy elements. People at Disney have made good book adaptations before, so this shouldn't be hard.

  • @Unwisergold7
    @Unwisergold7 Před 4 lety +20

    ITS GONNA BE ANOTHER PERCY JACKSON D’ARVIT

  • @jonahpwns
    @jonahpwns Před 5 lety +250

    Me: Artemis Fowl is an amazing book series and could be a great movie.
    Disney: *this trailer*
    Me: Am I a joke to you?

  • @SoCalledDaragh
    @SoCalledDaragh Před 5 lety +538

    Was really hoping for Aidan Gallagher to play Artemis. He plays "Number 5" in Umbrella Academy. If you've seen that show, and know the Artemis Fowl books, you'll see how perfect that would have been...

    • @mariavasilets9360
      @mariavasilets9360 Před 5 lety +64

      DaraghMurray Oh my God yes he’s the perfect Artemis and Number 5 is so similar with Artemis so that would’ve made so much sense to me,but sadly...This Artemis looks like he’s 8,not 12

    • @hannahjwhitson
      @hannahjwhitson Před 5 lety +18

      @@mariavasilets9360 oh my gosh that's exactly who I was hoping to play Artemis

    • @dejavu4040
      @dejavu4040 Před 5 lety +16

      Yes that would have been a better choice since he can sport a pretty mean face evil genius, but i think Aidan would be a bit too big to play this younger Artie, haha

    • @moneky6962
      @moneky6962 Před 5 lety +3

      RIGHT??

    • @Miyanoai14
      @Miyanoai14 Před 5 lety +9

      DaraghMurray he would have been a great actor for it but if by some chance this actually turns out well and they make more he’d be too old by the third.

  • @tryagainm8_
    @tryagainm8_ Před rokem +5

    only good thing this movie did was introduce me to radiohead

  • @sneakysam2901
    @sneakysam2901 Před 4 lety +71

    Listen, anyone who read the CASTING CALL for Artemis' actor already knew this movie was gonna suck.
    There's just no way a movie adaption can live up to it's source material because the people making and producing this crap don't care about the people that grew up with Artemis Fowl. They want the younger audience and the money of the intrepid few of the nostalgia crowd. Just read the books and find some good fanfiction. Don't even bother watching a movie that will just piss you off.

    • @jakmanxyom
      @jakmanxyom Před 4 lety +3

      Better yet - read the graphic novels adapted by Colfer himself. At least they're dead on in tone...

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 Před 4 lety +2

      no way a movie can live up to the SM?
      Scott pilgrim, the original disney movies, somewhat harry potter to a degree. It can be achieved oh. Hitchhikers? It can be achieved just it needs to be done right, this... ain't it.

    • @DrFranklynAnderson
      @DrFranklynAnderson Před 4 lety +5

      “Most importantly, Artemis is warm-hearted and has a great sense of humor, he has fun in whatever situation he is in and loves life.”
      Ah. So this movie was boned from the start, then. Good to know.

  • @Labinzel
    @Labinzel Před 4 lety +194

    I'm convinced that this movie is actually a take on an alternate universe spawned by The Time Paradox.

  • @nathanielanaya5470
    @nathanielanaya5470 Před 5 lety +481

    Me: Looked at Trending
    Sees 'Artemis Fowl'
    Gets excited and clicks
    *1 minute and 37 seconds later*
    Me again: "Disney what have you done"

    • @joybox1918
      @joybox1918 Před 5 lety +17

      What Disney does best: Takes a beloved property and f*cks it up with no understanding as to what made the original so great.

    • @asueft
      @asueft Před 5 lety +4

      It's all about the greed

    • @baronstriker8378
      @baronstriker8378 Před 5 lety

      @@asueft true that

    • @bane5343
      @bane5343 Před 5 lety +3

      @@asueft It's what will drive us underground

    • @jacewelsh8537
      @jacewelsh8537 Před 5 lety

      Nathaniel Anaya it looks great.

  • @DocteurNS
    @DocteurNS Před 4 lety +2

    Man, I can't wait to watch this movie... on Honest Trailer, Cinemasins and Pitch Meeting.

  • @SirensSongAudio
    @SirensSongAudio Před 4 lety +217

    Disney: Artemis Fowl releases August 9th, 2019!
    Me: “ah, so that comment didn’t age so well”

    • @Movypro23
      @Movypro23 Před 4 lety +2

      Melanie Watkins coming May 28th unless they relocate it to Disney+

    • @alejandrotagle2478
      @alejandrotagle2478 Před 3 lety +5

      Well it got moved to Disney+ and it’s on Disney+ now

  • @Ava-er6vk
    @Ava-er6vk Před 5 lety +704

    The first half looks phenomenal and then the second half....turns into a Disney channel flick?
    Really hoping they stick to the book and don't give it the Percy Jackson/Alex Rider treatment!

    • @tylerhayes2394
      @tylerhayes2394 Před 5 lety +2

      I completely agree with you

    • @patax144
      @patax144 Před 5 lety +6

      Well those movies weren't made by Disney, if they do this right they can reboot Percy Jackson if not, they can keep to just publishing the books and forget about competing with Harry Potter

    • @leyenda6149
      @leyenda6149 Před 5 lety +1

      @@patax144 i thought it was Andy Serkis doing the VO as Gollem. Then the end of the trailer looked like MiB, in a knockoff kinda way

    • @nsda4
      @nsda4 Před 5 lety +5

      Ugh, so true. I was so excited in the beginning, I swear I almost dropped the phone and then...

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 Před 5 lety +3

      Avantika S considering the fact Root is an 80 year old British woman and Butler is a big black dude

  • @miasahboub
    @miasahboub Před 5 lety +396

    Please God no
    It’s getting the Percy Jackson treatment😭

    • @andreedwards8101
      @andreedwards8101 Před 4 lety +8

      With a higher budget

    • @johanslays_
      @johanslays_ Před 4 lety +5

      Percy Jackson books are awesome but movies...THAT WAS GROSS!!! I dont want that this movie will be like Percy

    • @VANhasVOICE
      @VANhasVOICE Před 4 lety +4

      sadly ye xD take a look at their Butler, an eurasian bald dude...

    • @xiaolongrins9964
      @xiaolongrins9964 Před 4 lety

      Ikr like whaaaat

    • @pbates1693
      @pbates1693 Před 4 lety +2

      Gulya.fidan Ulker the first Percy movie wasn’t bad it was really entertaining

  • @moustafaali1349
    @moustafaali1349 Před 4 lety +16

    ME: D'ARVIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    non-book readers: I don't see whats wrong with it.
    me:hold me beer

  • @deinfamous5293
    @deinfamous5293 Před 4 lety +37

    Me: Sees fairies in the book saying "D'arvit"
    Also me: Interprets that as "Damnit"

    • @broonters2671
      @broonters2671 Před 3 lety

      Really? I always interpreted it as "shit" or "fuck".

    • @goblinsinc.8274
      @goblinsinc.8274 Před 2 lety +1

      @@broonters2671 actually it means cress (It's an obscure swear used by Irish people you probably wouldn't know it)

    • @broonters2671
      @broonters2671 Před 2 lety

      @@goblinsinc.8274 Interesting. Thank you for sharing!

    • @goblinsinc.8274
      @goblinsinc.8274 Před 2 lety +1

      @@broonters2671 Cress Deez Nuts HA!

  • @psinjo
    @psinjo Před 5 lety +174

    this may honestly be the fastest i've ever been disappointed by a trailer. Why bother even licensing the source material if you're just going to change whatever you feel like?

    • @spaceemperorkarl121
      @spaceemperorkarl121 Před 5 lety +4

      Because they want to sucker as many young adults/kids to pay money for this bull as possible based on the name alone.

    • @icedragonaftermath
      @icedragonaftermath Před 5 lety +3

      @@spaceemperorkarl121 Then they should at least lie better because this is just disappointing.

  • @tobiasbassiri7911
    @tobiasbassiri7911 Před 5 lety +310

    Eoin Colifer watches this trailer,
    “D’arvit”

    • @caitlinrix294
      @caitlinrix294 Před 4 lety +5

      That was his actual reply in Twitter. Can't find it now, but he was quite quick to clarify that it was a happy "d'arvit". Which seems weird IMO, but ok.

    • @libertyadams5961
      @libertyadams5961 Před 4 lety

      WHAT DOES D'ARVIT MEAN, I KEEP SEEING IT HELP

    • @karimkalache9034
      @karimkalache9034 Před 4 lety +8

      @@libertyadams5961 it is a fantasy swear word if I remember.

    • @danowulf
      @danowulf Před 4 lety +2

      @@karimkalache9034 correct

    • @libertyadams5961
      @libertyadams5961 Před 4 lety

      @@karimkalache9034 thanks m8

  • @aasthaagrawal9377
    @aasthaagrawal9377 Před 4 lety +9

    The trailer looks glorious can not wait for this movie to come out

  • @Cryogenius333
    @Cryogenius333 Před 5 lety +91

    Just from reading the description you know this is jacked.
    Artemis wasnt even thinking about his father in this one. He sure as hell didnt suspect the LEP of taking him.
    Artemis already KNOWS to a degree what happened: He went down with the containr ship in the arctic circle. Only thing he doesnt know is if he is alive or dead.
    ...
    Disney stop please. T...T why are you doing this?

    • @noabinnendijk361
      @noabinnendijk361 Před 5 lety

      Well, he was thinking of his father in stealing the money, but not at all that the fairies had taken him

  • @pudgeboyardee32
    @pudgeboyardee32 Před 5 lety +916

    Did anyone tell these people that their target audience that grew up with this is 30 years old?

    • @googamp32
      @googamp32 Před 5 lety +25

      They don't seem to ACT like they're 30 years old.

    • @cooliod45
      @cooliod45 Před 5 lety +28

      I'm 21 and iv read them all. I m,ow plenty of people my age who have read these books

    • @pudgeboyardee32
      @pudgeboyardee32 Před 5 lety +50

      @@cooliod45 yeah that was the general point I was making that you seem to be missing, their target audience aren't children anymore and that trailer looks aimed squarely at children that have likely never seen or read these books. What do you really think the difference is between 22 and 30? Its negligible. My point stands.

    • @pudgeboyardee32
      @pudgeboyardee32 Před 5 lety +14

      @@googamp32 and you, go hate millenials down at the legion hall where somebody wants to hear that. I'm tired of the generation of cocaine and quaaludes acting like they've ever had their shit together. Maybe I'm wrong and you're not middle aged and just an ass yourself but you sound like a bitter unfunny old head and that shit is booooooooring after so many years. Get a new thing. Cuz you're not showing much growth yourself

    • @MadameChristie
      @MadameChristie Před 5 lety +5

      @@pudgeboyardee32 ummm You do realize the odl readers AREN'T the target audience, right. This looks liek a family movie bc it IS a family movie. It's narcisiistic to think that this movie was made just for you and rest of us to actually read book when they came out. It's for the kids who are reading them now, and those who haven't read them but still like a gooid adventure movie

  • @brucelee6415
    @brucelee6415 Před 4 lety +163

    A solid 10/10 from me lads
    Changed the plot ✓
    Changed the characters and their appearances ✓
    Removed an interesting story that promoted gender equality ✓
    Made Artemis far too young ✓
    Made Commander root a woman for no reason ✓

    • @Spudtron98
      @Spudtron98 Před 4 lety +20

      Actually Artemis here is the correct age. Twelve year olds kind of look like that.

    • @CutiePie-ev5gg
      @CutiePie-ev5gg Před 4 lety +4

      LEPrecon no they do not, he looks nine or ten, and don’t tell me it’s because he is scrawny, he would be thin and short not not maturing at all.

    • @fipix6143
      @fipix6143 Před 4 lety +8

      WAIT ROOT IS A WOMAN IN THE MOVIE?

    • @brucelee6415
      @brucelee6415 Před 4 lety +3

      @@fipix6143 yes

    • @Dreamingeye1
      @Dreamingeye1 Před 4 lety +3

      @@fipix6143 its judy dench. Judy Dench plays Julius Root.

  • @RM2011ish
    @RM2011ish Před 3 lety +3

    As much as this movie failed, I honestly thought this was a damn cool trailer. I never heard of Artemis Fowl before this movie, but this would at least make me a little curious.
    Anything that starts with Radiohead already gives me good vibes.

  • @killox3371
    @killox3371 Před 5 lety +585

    *At disney HQ*
    G1: "hey lets make another book adaption!"
    G2: "yeah lets do it!"
    *Step 1.): burn the book*

    • @CannedCorm
      @CannedCorm Před 5 lety +6

      I like this comment because it's just like the top comment that was posted over 8 hours prior, but with even less effort!

    • @TomFord17
      @TomFord17 Před 5 lety

      lul another sheep

    • @jonahsiminak2993
      @jonahsiminak2993 Před 5 lety +3

      Dude we've only seen 1 minute of footage, calm down

    • @booksaremybag4684
      @booksaremybag4684 Před 5 lety

      @@jonahsiminak2993 yes but he is right. They strayed from the original far too much in terms of changing crucial elements. From record, any adaptation that strays from books that were published long beforehand fail.

  • @neotaku1457
    @neotaku1457 Před 5 lety +226

    Mr Fowl, I don't feel so good...

  • @yusufmohd100
    @yusufmohd100 Před 3 lety +3

    "Everything has been changed.."
    Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children fandom: More poor unfortunate souls..

  • @EatTheRichh
    @EatTheRichh Před 3 lety +30

    This movie trailer looked far more interesting than the end product movie that came out... And you all were complaining about this trailer? Well it got WAYYY worse. I WISH they had gone with this original idea/atmosphere for the movie rather than what they actually ended up with

    • @SSS_413
      @SSS_413 Před 3 lety +3

      At this trailer - I was optimistic actually. I was the one saying “no no - they could still do this even if they change one or two things” but holy crap I was wrong by the second trailer it was screwed

    • @aphoticphoton
      @aphoticphoton Před 3 lety

      Superman Returns :(

  • @ABonafideSkeleton
    @ABonafideSkeleton Před 5 lety +745

    Wow, one teaser trailer in and it's already apparent that they've thrown the source material out of the window.
    1: Butler isn't black, he's Eurasian and for some reason this trailer shows him recoiling in fear?
    Dude, Butler is a cold, calculating professional killer who took a troll head on, nothing spooks him and he'd lay down his life in an instant for Artemis.
    2: Where the hell is the beefy Sig Sauer that Butler always carries with him? He never used a bow and arrow! (And he should be bald in accordance to his training).
    3: Artemis looks...too young and childlike, yeah he's meant to be 12 in the first book but he's described as appearing slightly older and almost "vampire-like", this kid ain't it.
    4: Why the hell is Root a woman? (Confirmed via IMDB that Root is indeed being played by Judi Dench) That completely breaks the relationship between him and Holly and takes away all significance of Holly being in LEPrecon.
    Guess it's time for another dark, excellent series to get a boring, safe and child friendly movie adaptation that will inevitably flop.

    • @outtolunch7437
      @outtolunch7437 Před 5 lety +26

      A Skeleton
      Well, Butler is scared of one thing.
      Mulch taking a dump on his face again.

    • @nkechi4635
      @nkechi4635 Před 5 lety +55

      I personally wouldn't care if Butler was black as long as personality and build was the same but everything else I 100% agree with.

    • @masonreynoso3077
      @masonreynoso3077 Před 5 lety +18

      Well put. This book appealed to me as a kid because I liked the cold genius and his badass Butler. Maybe this kid will pull it off who knows.

    • @kelseynigro381
      @kelseynigro381 Před 5 lety +33

      I don’t think that’s Root, I think that’s the old lady that Artemis got the book from in the beginning

    • @OriginalWhiteTornado
      @OriginalWhiteTornado Před 5 lety +13

      @@kelseynigro381 They've listed their casting elsewhere and they've stated that Root is now female.