Dave Chappelle | Men And Women Don't Get Along No More

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  • @jasonqualls4230
    @jasonqualls4230 Před 18 dny +121

    Chivalry is dead and women killed it. 100% true

  • @user-cx5cj7lt3f
    @user-cx5cj7lt3f Před 19 dny +83

    Lmao Dave always telling the truth lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brien1513
    @brien1513 Před 18 dny +41

    The men got it! And he's right.

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 Před 18 dny

      There were three women in the audience waving their hands "no no no" at him.

    • @xsmiler1
      @xsmiler1 Před 15 dny

      25 years ago 😅😅😅

  • @NeilAloha
    @NeilAloha Před 18 dny +20

    He is so on point 👍🏿✌🏿🤜🤛🏿

  • @fhslife1544
    @fhslife1544 Před 18 dny +8

    This is going to piss a lot of women have off.. but then again, so do most truths.

  • @user-bt5ue1mc1m
    @user-bt5ue1mc1m Před 18 dny +13

    I went to a Catholic Grade school. I was about 10 yrs old. Nuns who were supposed to be kind and loving(but not too loving) were brutally mean. What they did to the boys was horrific.They obviously were not familiar with the song “Jesus loves the little children”. So wen u mentioned chivalry a memory from the distant past came to mind. “Chivalry is dead but the horses are still living”. Nonsense to me. I love horses especially the miniature ones.

    • @cjb8010
      @cjb8010 Před 18 dny +4

      And there are those of us who had wonderful, dedicated teaching Sisters.

  • @Djcarp83
    @Djcarp83 Před 16 dny +1

    The new Chappelle voices very deep it sounds nothing like this one

  • @darwinxke2827
    @darwinxke2827 Před 18 dny +1

    That’s why I learned how to play the guitar. It worked really well!! 😃😛

  • @user-bi8vd8hf4t
    @user-bi8vd8hf4t Před 17 dny

    PREACH Dave

  • @tmac7472
    @tmac7472 Před 14 dny

    Correct!

  • @user-eo6dm8qg3f
    @user-eo6dm8qg3f Před 16 dny

    Yes

  • @user-hx3jw4fv5o
    @user-hx3jw4fv5o Před 16 dny

    True

  • @mikoachetscardog1008
    @mikoachetscardog1008 Před 17 dny

    FACTS

  • @1960pyl
    @1960pyl Před 19 dny +13

    Old Dave, is back, what year is this?

  • @harshit.mishra
    @harshit.mishra Před 18 dny +2

    When Nietzsche does comedy

  • @qarandoon6367
    @qarandoon6367 Před 18 dny

    Men’s life is like going to fishing, he will buy all fishing gear and hook it with a peace of 🥩 🍖 the whlaaaah.😂😂😂

  • @carlking3964
    @carlking3964 Před 14 dny

    AND THEIR IT IS!!! ALL MEN COULD SAY A HELLAVA LOT MORE LOL LOL, WON'T CHANGE A DAMN THING!

  • @Prowl_X74v3
    @Prowl_X74v3 Před 15 dny

    And dey say...

  • @user-vu8pb6fp4f
    @user-vu8pb6fp4f Před 16 dny

    Yeah.WHAt? OK.

  • @LohPro
    @LohPro Před 17 dny

    i liked original Chappelle the best.

  • @elaineprice7870
    @elaineprice7870 Před 16 dny

    ❤❤😂😂😂

  • @ThomasLeonard454
    @ThomasLeonard454 Před 19 dny +2

    Yes you're right

  • @merbu
    @merbu Před 18 dny +9

    Man baited every woman in that building, way to handle women, legend..

  • @liam9523
    @liam9523 Před 17 dny

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bas_karna
    @Bas_karna Před 17 dny

    Men do like nice cars and material too

  • @kazuyaharuto6962
    @kazuyaharuto6962 Před 17 dny

    Thats what my religion said honestly.
    Woman test is material,but men test is a woman.

  • @keithdrummond1003
    @keithdrummond1003 Před 18 dny

    Supply and demand.
    Basic math still rules life.

  • @howardhall4833
    @howardhall4833 Před 16 dny

    100%

  • @2luscious4this
    @2luscious4this Před 14 dny +1

    Everything is desinged to divide & conquer 😢

  • @brothersicko497
    @brothersicko497 Před 15 dny

    Where's the lie😂

  • @robcroft5132
    @robcroft5132 Před 18 dny

    💙😂

  • @seeks1986
    @seeks1986 Před 15 dny

    Nope i love my car way more

  • @MsCanie
    @MsCanie Před 14 dny

    Wrong women don’t like nice cars women like what nice car represents ‘money’ 😅

  • @GiuliQGandolfo
    @GiuliQGandolfo Před 19 dny +5

    Masculine envy: height/strength and money 💰
    Feminine envy: an hourglass figure/beauty and marriage 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨
    Males are birthed visual and females are birthed auditory 👂🧬
    And **consent** **is** **reversible** 😢💔 #whoyoumadat
    Every legal adult must take ownership of *their* *own* heart breaks; romantic or not 🤑 Because when you so stubbornly, if you’re too terrified thus you refuse to do so; then, you’ll only keep repeating your own childhood trauma. Finish grieving rejection first though; no denying feelings allowed 🤡 #liftitaway
    It’s how your nervous system has been “groomed” to react to suffering life; cultivate self security and then, break your own heart, again; till you learn ☝️💝🌞

  • @mssmmill
    @mssmmill Před 18 dny +1

    BS - Bc speed and horsepower makes a man feel just as manly as a woman..

  • @user-he5no2vu5f
    @user-he5no2vu5f Před 14 dny

    Women have stepped out of feminine culture to be men, especially women of color!
    I was frail in most of my life, so my ex worked, while I babysat the kids!
    I cooked dinner and cleaned the house!
    She didn't even try to realize that I might rise!
    My Dad died in 1997, and I inherited a hoose!!
    She was propositioned to move to the house, and give hers up!

  • @steamtrainfanatic
    @steamtrainfanatic Před 17 dny

    Wrong. My late partner didn't have anything when I met him. No car, didn't own any property. Not all women are material. Neither a car nor clothes maketh the man.

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 Před 11 dny

      You sound like an outlier.

  • @danidejaneiro8378
    @danidejaneiro8378 Před 18 dny +1

    Yeah, no - every man I know is obsessed with cars, and motorbikes and trucks and all things that go vrooom

    • @bobcat24
      @bobcat24 Před 11 dny

      As a man, I don’t care about any of those things.

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 Před 10 dny

      @@bobcat24 - do you want a cookie?