Jimmy Carr | Why Are They Telling Me That

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  • @Anas-ps7zz
    @Anas-ps7zz Před 22 dny +1334

    The other one Got me dying💀

  • @ConnorGomez2
    @ConnorGomez2 Před 22 dny +579

    He is a genius when it comes to miss direction and delivery👏🏼

    • @thequietintrovert8605
      @thequietintrovert8605 Před 22 dny +11

      Jimmy Carr is a very skilled comedian, perhaps a genius in comedic miss direction and delivery (I'm reserved on that position). When it comes to miss direction and delivery, I think Anthony Jeselnik is the G.O.A.T.

  • @Sniper133s
    @Sniper133s Před 17 dny +74

    "So Ik the weak spot when the baby attacks"
    I bursted out laughing and woke everyone up cuz its 3am for me 😂😂😂

  • @UserName-cb6jz
    @UserName-cb6jz Před 22 dny +570

    Pro tip: open the garage door!
    😂😂😂

    • @Noor-sl5ep
      @Noor-sl5ep Před 20 dny

      i didn't understand this one

    • @UserName-cb6jz
      @UserName-cb6jz Před 20 dny +14

      @@Noor-sl5ep A car running inside a small, closed space leads to poisoning and a likely death from suffocation (lack of oxygen).
      "Pro tip" is basically saying that only an idiot would not open the garage doors if engine is running, so a common sense advice is a "professional" (sophisticated) advice for such people.

    • @sergeantoreo8062
      @sergeantoreo8062 Před 16 dny

      ​@@UserName-cb6jz as an idiot, thank fuck, you explained that...

  • @Umbrella_Aerospace_Corporation

    "Sometimes daddy gets thirsty" 😂😂😂

  • @Tichi20
    @Tichi20 Před 22 dny +146

    What the fuck was that camera angle at the end 😂

    • @guyshrewsbury2805
      @guyshrewsbury2805 Před 21 dnem +8

      Idk but I loved it

    • @ohmthepoet8428
      @ohmthepoet8428 Před 20 dny +2

      I was thinking the same thing like either that's a great zoom lens or he has immaculate defense from distractions

  • @alexduncan977
    @alexduncan977 Před 22 dny +42

    Why the camera man doing this 😂😂😂 it really adds to the humor

  • @JihoonJKim
    @JihoonJKim Před 22 dny +19

    I swear jimmy has preserved through the years but...I swear he has gotten like 10% more unhinged lmao.
    Hes so great

  • @LethargicSquirrel
    @LethargicSquirrel Před 14 dny +10

    Wow. I've watched a couple dozen of his clips, and it's only now occurring to me that he's basically Stewie Griffin.

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD Před 22 dny +147

    You might just get hit with the RICO 😂

    • @chadklaren9537
      @chadklaren9537 Před 22 dny +10

      Don't worry US Democrat politicians say Rico isn't a crime so fuck it be a man and leave that garage door down.

    • @cmen6895
      @cmen6895 Před 21 dnem

      @@chadklaren9537You’re a buffoon.

  • @teyhunnid8324
    @teyhunnid8324 Před 19 dny +3

    Is this what you call dark humor ? He is hilarious 😂

  • @jabeesguerra4898
    @jabeesguerra4898 Před 21 dnem +3

    First joke was so tight and snappy! 😂

  • @HiJoel102
    @HiJoel102 Před 22 dny +50

    That must be why everyone insists on telling me that baby mittens aren't because they just took muffins out of the oven - they want me to be wary of their main weapons.

  • @i420xGaming
    @i420xGaming Před 22 dny +5

    Its a baby not a boss fight 😂

  • @user-qi2qr6ro9k
    @user-qi2qr6ro9k Před 21 dnem +3

    The camera movement 😂

  • @gabrieljoson7478
    @gabrieljoson7478 Před 7 dny

    I knew where he was going with the garage door joke…I also thought he was gonna say “be sure to open the car windows too it really helps” 🤣🤣

  • @hirikoji2617
    @hirikoji2617 Před 22 dny +4

    now whenever you attack a baby, you can roll with advantage

  • @Redact63Lluks
    @Redact63Lluks Před 22 dny +223

    Ozempic Jimmy looking like a string puppet

  • @Jos_s_stin
    @Jos_s_stin Před 21 dnem +4

    Rico explain??

    • @heythere9554
      @heythere9554 Před 21 dnem

      Maybe he meant reek o (smells bad)

    • @collieee2957
      @collieee2957 Před 20 dny +1

      Most likely making fun of an audience member he talked to previously that yelled something out or just said something dumb he always does callbacks like this.

  • @numberlover8181
    @numberlover8181 Před 22 dny +89

    Quality comedy but god damn these camera angles are awful, especially the pan. Are you shitting me? 12 year old director - "I think that this will look so freaking cool Jimmy".

    • @anotherrandomhandle498
      @anotherrandomhandle498 Před 22 dny

      Its cut down from the original to avoid copyright

    • @D.L3G
      @D.L3G Před 22 dny +2

      It's his other son's form of payback

    • @fornestea7013
      @fornestea7013 Před 21 dnem

      Calm the eff down. You're watching on a youtube short cause you prolly can't afford the special. The camera angles are fine on a full screen.

  • @ALPHABETA-vm4uz
    @ALPHABETA-vm4uz Před 21 dnem

    Bro's Straight outa Goosebumps Movie 😂

  • @billkozak4210
    @billkozak4210 Před 20 dny

    Like this mans humor

  • @newbrucewayn3
    @newbrucewayn3 Před 22 dny +1

    I do get thirsty lmao

  • @jameswalker210
    @jameswalker210 Před 21 dnem +4

    Why does he look like young and old sheldon at the same time

  • @Cheddar.0420
    @Cheddar.0420 Před 22 dny

    😂 reminds me of a gag show when babies attack

  • @wiffmastermase
    @wiffmastermase Před 21 dnem

    I lost an uncle that way and I think this is funny 😂

  • @Stoobiddood
    @Stoobiddood Před 22 dny +2

    Is it just me, does this guy look like an animatronic from Disney land or some other amusement park?

  • @irishshawn3310
    @irishshawn3310 Před 22 dny +1

    Just saw that this is on Netflix. Noice.

  • @Sceonn
    @Sceonn Před 21 dnem

    He almost broke 😅

  • @khaledbaylach7215
    @khaledbaylach7215 Před 21 dnem

    Jimmy carr
    Jimm carry

  • @diamonddogie
    @diamonddogie Před 20 dny +2

    Explain rico joke pls

  • @ZwoBlond
    @ZwoBlond Před 22 dny +29

    Are shorts getting longer? 🤷‍♂️

    • @elonmuskyaoi
      @elonmuskyaoi Před 22 dny +17

      no its just your attention span

    • @Upndouin
      @Upndouin Před 22 dny +1

      Thought I was tripping. Our attention span is definitely messed up lol

  • @shushinho5274
    @shushinho5274 Před 22 dny

    throwing shade at AOC 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kmarti63
    @kmarti63 Před 7 dny

    Can you imagine growing up with him as your father? 😂. At what point in his life will he finally hear his father’s jokes.

  • @user-yb5hk9hw8k
    @user-yb5hk9hw8k Před 22 dny +25

    Redact that's crazt

  • @thelaw2174
    @thelaw2174 Před 22 dny +2

    What's with the camera angles

  • @9LiveEmpire
    @9LiveEmpire Před 21 dnem

    I think it was Audi, they made a cradle that imitate being in a car

  • @jeffskillman6161
    @jeffskillman6161 Před 21 dnem

    In order not to show my kids any favouratism I would simply refer to them as Sprog 1, 2 or 3. Later on when they'd eat us out of home I'd just refer to them as the fridge magnets! My best advice to them was do as you're told and you'll live longer!

  • @thedandyhighwayman
    @thedandyhighwayman Před 22 dny +1

    Anyone else remember when Jimmy Carr was funny?

  • @boyofjump
    @boyofjump Před 22 dny +2

    I don't know but something about his movement is off.

  • @paulchalmers4392
    @paulchalmers4392 Před 11 dny

    Jimmy teaching "The art of fake news!"
    He's proving how easy it is to mislead or joke! The trick is, the audience has to decide.
    During the disease and medicine, we didn't get the joke until it was too late....ha...ha...ha!!

  • @jaydenhydes7234
    @jaydenhydes7234 Před 21 dnem

    Yo this nkka a menace😂😂

  • @zorxhero
    @zorxhero Před 22 dny +7

    Can someone tell me what Rico is? 😭😭

    • @heythere9554
      @heythere9554 Před 21 dnem

      Maybe he meant reek o (smells bad)

    • @owenatkins8523
      @owenatkins8523 Před 17 dny

      It's the name of a guy in the audience he's roasting, probably talked to him earlier in the set

  • @carolegranger6334
    @carolegranger6334 Před 22 dny

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

  • @tomasreznicek
    @tomasreznicek Před 22 dny +1

    Two kids? I can’t believe this freak of nature could get a woman

  • @TTFerdinand
    @TTFerdinand Před 22 dny +18

    When my wife was pregnant, I sometimes used to breast-feed. Always during sex, but never in public. Missed my chance. Having realized that, I asked her if we could make another baby. "You're gonna be a grandpa soon, stop asking me" she said. Well of course! There's the backup option!
    If that's not dark enough then I don't know what is.

    • @tankace7605
      @tankace7605 Před 22 dny +4

      It's dark enough

    • @lockedin6699
      @lockedin6699 Před 22 dny

      In my tradition, any woman you drink her milf from, is basically your mother and you can't marry her.

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 Před 22 dny +5

      It's so dark I couldn't see it

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 Před 22 dny +2

      The dream is still alive!

    • @TTFerdinand
      @TTFerdinand Před 22 dny +1

      @@tinbanger66 Haha, good one.

  • @jpe115
    @jpe115 Před 20 dny +1

    soft spot! so you can carry 5 babies in each hand????

  • @Snowmansmokey
    @Snowmansmokey Před 22 dny

    He seems very tall. Anybody know how tall he is?😊

  • @martijnmusschoot
    @martijnmusschoot Před 21 dnem

    they also told me i loved one of my kids less..
    and i asked: "who, carl, bob or the fat one?"

  • @user-dv3yn6jb8u
    @user-dv3yn6jb8u Před 19 dny +1

    He looks different ? Fareplay

  • @Bojo_
    @Bojo_ Před 22 dny

    Future petrol head

  • @Kemp1730
    @Kemp1730 Před 22 dny

    😂😂😂

  • @tnn8744
    @tnn8744 Před 10 dny

    what does he mean by rico

  • @bvino-rosso1913
    @bvino-rosso1913 Před 21 dnem

    Fake audience fake canned laughter. Beneath your level Jimmy

  • @samgilton3850
    @samgilton3850 Před 13 dny

    hate what he did to his face. as long as he’s happy tho

  • @shirleysp8176
    @shirleysp8176 Před 21 dnem +1

    I don't find him funny at all, and his laugh makes me cringe

  • @billybrown2701
    @billybrown2701 Před 22 dny

    Is this guy an AI ?

  • @carlridley7469
    @carlridley7469 Před 22 dny +1

    I just can't get used to your new bad chin.

  • @RBFR01
    @RBFR01 Před 19 dny

    was I supposed to laugh?

  •  Před 22 dny +2

    He compiled all the internet jokes. Nothing original.

  • @DavidGordon-dv3ti
    @DavidGordon-dv3ti Před 22 dny

    No that's just the mute button

  • @OnlyBio2003
    @OnlyBio2003 Před 22 dny +20

    NO public breastfeeding IS disgusting

    • @polycrystallinecandy
      @polycrystallinecandy Před 22 dny +67

      Don't look

    • @warweasel2832
      @warweasel2832 Před 22 dny +41

      Breasts aren’t sex organs. Plain and simple.

    • @snazzler
      @snazzler Před 22 dny +48

      You don't need to look, the baby does need food though

    • @spicy7302
      @spicy7302 Před 22 dny +1

      When you need a snack, you go and eat it in front of everybody. The same logic should apply to the baby, and even more so. The baby could get sick and die if he doesn't get his nutrients, but your fatazz can go days without snacks.

    • @kyunikoi
      @kyunikoi Před 22 dny +5

      Agreed. Constant public breastfeeding is a must.

  • @michael674
    @michael674 Před 21 dnem

    did they actually put in a fake laugh track LMAOOO