Casually Explained: The Club
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- čas přidán 2. 10. 2016
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I love how he causally left his jacket.
Good point x)
az még magyarul is casually xdd
@@szabomarton2003 biztos? :O
nice catch XD
Bálint Szél subtle
"I always try to pace myself by not having enough money"
Hits waaaaaay too close to home lmao
You don’t necessarily need money to get trashed at a bar. I once had $0 on me but throughout the night I just swiped drinks left on the bar when nobody was looking haha
Jarrett Stork that’s disgusting... Good way to get hepatitis or herpes.
John Johnson well most of them were untouched lol, they were just sitting at the bar and the people who ordered them had their backs turned
i expect nothing less from a guy named jarrett
aj ً why is that? I don’t even go by that name most of the time actually
"When you're getting a drink, always try to remember:
Too much and you will make a fool of yourself,
Not enough and you'll remember."
*Words to live by*
I'll choose the first option, thank you very much.
Remember what?
"How do you dance?"
Pretend like you're fighting invisible ninjas.
Go forth to victory my child.
This is good advice
Soniti1324 That’s actually pretty good
@@TheUltimateEel Until you roundhouse kick a girl in the face :(
@@joaoleites94 this ^
@@joaoleites94 It s worse when you perform Scorpion s fatality on her.
I'm hype that I'm not the only one who takes their etch-a-sketch to da club
sWooZie Sure
sWooZie ohh thought it was a fake account
ayy swozie
Are you famous? Never heard of ya
Aaron moise Bitch he ain't shit hahahahaha got em
"You can't expect someone to walk over and add value to your night if you don't add to theirs."
*Wow, that was really deep and insightful. Thank you!*
But it's rather difficult without buying them a drink...which means you're kinda a pushover if you do...and spoiling the overspoiled...is that even a good thing?
@@Goblin_Hands no, has nothing to do with that.
Congrats your incellism is cured.
I add value with my face... sadly only 1 time a girl invited me to join their dancing team - the percentage of really pretty girls in clubs are similar to that of in a shopping mall
but then you're adding value to someone else's night when they didn't add any value to yours
Damn, there he goes with that Corona smh
Boi Zebra original.
LMAO
Lol
he made corona jokes before corona was a thing hes a god
Slap Happy Pappy it’s okay, I saw your laugh. Just happy I could make someone smile :)
I think “regret” is just Tinnitus.
So true man fucking underground metal concerts just shred your ears.
that's the joke
Casually Explained: One Night Stand
YESSSS
GH0STD3LTA YESSS
yassss
I feel like this episode will be completely theoretical
oh hell yeheh
i come here for laughs.. but i leave knowing that existence is pain and the only escape is death.
ok have fun then you worthless peace of space
Mad Donut kk👌
Alright, Rick! I've had enough of your negativeness.
Mad Donut Hey, you're wrong; his or her's organs could probably be sold for some cash.
Buddhism be like:
This is my experience of the club too
same...unless they play metal
Same except I don’t go to clubs :(
@@ethancbaker2002 don't be sad. I don't either, and I couldn't care less
@@ethancbaker2002 wanna go to da club
I'm fucking dead, "it checks all the warning boxes, one word misspelled..." the place I go clubbing literally has Disko-tek in the name
"Snorting lines with Elon Musk"
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE
on a model......S
How did you find it *that* funny?
lol yeah like really
You haven't seen the vid eh?
I feel like my comment is at the top (I can't tell on mobile)
But, those 244 likes are saying something.
I keep my finger on the space bar at all times so I don't miss subtle jokes in the video
Okay.
press K next time
Melusi Dube K
just put it at .5 speed.
+Mike Hawk lmfao, well played
Me in quarantine watching this...
"He said the c Word!"
Exactly
You sir. Are sad
Can you not
Same
@@ic1562 ok
I was wondering why I saw a guy with an etch-a-sketch the other day at the club.
Now I understand....
Doing lines with Elon Musk, and doing body shots off a Model....... S
Caçador And No Vids so lit
This was so on point
Sounds like the opposite of a good time to me, only idiots snort coke.
You have to be completely fucking brain dead to start that shit up.
British Wrath nah bro sometimes you just gotta do some blow for the send man
@@WhoThisMonkey You haven't lived my friend
The only way i can describe u is "God of subtle humour"
No, he's definitely trying to be funny. He just succeeds, unlike other channels.
He's the good type of funny. He's such a good comic that it doesn't seem like he's TRYING - but he is, trust me if he wasn't he'd upload whatever every day.(check me out tho)
he is trying to be funny though and his humour is the kind of humour that sounds like he doesnt mean it in a funny way, but i do think he is rlly funny tho (hope u understood what i meant sry for my shit english)
Baby song
spotted the american
Clubs were the dread of my youth. Good thing I found hiking so I can drink in a more peaceful place.
The key to having fun at the bar is to just simply be way too drunk to focus on things for too long.
exactly. pre drinking is key
why do I feel a significant decrease in my low social skills when I watch your videos?
self awareness and confidence are like opposites man. that's why alcohol makes you more confident, only because it diminishes self awareness and let's us act stupid without worrying about acting stupid.. so no worries, you'll be drunk at the club you won't realize your social skills are terrible!
my comment wasn't very serious...I guess I'm starting the video and my subconscious tells me that I'll find an advice in the video, but I know consciously that his videos are pure sarcasm
Albert Ochoa not always true
It's comforting to be among our own kind.
McLovin McBabies He actually does have legitimate info in his videos but he just presents it in a sarcastic, witty manner
"Don't worry about your dancing. Just look happy.....
(long pause)
On the outside" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
1.2k likes, 3 years but no reply,
wtf commenter?
Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 1 comment so I decided to comment here.
Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 2 comments so I decided to comment here.
oh god this gonna turn into a cringe thread, wtf did i just start?
Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 4 comments so I decided to comment here.
Clubs are weird. They feel really awkward. For me it was like a place when I dearly wanted to go, I couldn't because I wasn't allowed or invited, but later when I actually got invited, I didn't want to go there again ever. Thanks for such a relatable video.
2:03 UHHH why do the subtitles say "intention of beating your future wife" and why do I gotta laugh so hard
That's gonna be a big no.
What's so funny, that's the intention whenever I go CLUBBING. get it? get it?
He forgot to mention having a high expectation of hooking up with a girl in a tight outfit like in a Hollywood movies.
It's true though. And if it hasn't happened yet, she just didn't drink enough, so get her even more drunk.
yeah, i've only had that happen once, and it was with a friend of a friend lmao.
Just get drunk as fuck, always works somehow
ThatSink she can’t call rape if she unconscious
You can get a hooker for 15 minutes for $60 going to a club usually blows like $100-150. So no need to stress about hooking up. Just throw in an extra 60 bux at the end of a night and get a hooker.
Oh no. I binge watched all of Casually Explained videos.
...
What do I do now?
watch you suck at cooking's videos if you haven't already
Funny that you'd suggest that.. cause yes I already have watched his vids :')
I.. I have..
Maybe I have no life
There's Mikasacus too, who has a similar feel. Especially good if you like Overwatch
pray for him to make more because you'll be done in a little over an hour
Me an introvert: Funny you think I’m confident enough to go to a club
Confidence and introversion are completely different things.
@@30803080308030803081 Introversion and lack of confidence do tend to appear together though.
You are good enough to go obviously
Clubs are for anyone! Don’t be afraid :)
I'm an introvert and I like the club, it's too loud to talk anyways :)
2017: *sips corono*
Everyone: * fine *
2020: *sips corona*
Everyone: * :0 *
Missed out going to the toilet to look at yourself in the mirror telling yourself you're okay, while an African guy tries to sell perfume and handing you tissue.
Omfg yes those activities make up about 90% of the time I spend in clubs XD
Nice boondocks reference lol
I love the part where I black out and wake up in bed the next morning, check my bank app, and realize I spent $150
Have you really spent that much one club night? Dang..
thomato981 I have lol. But honestly, thats chump change compared to what some people spend. I've definitely seen people spend $500+
$150 for a single night is not bad. Cover, drinks for friends, drinks for girls (or guys), drinks for you? Id be impressed if you managed to do all that and only spend 150. Mostly because clubs are usually stupid overpriced.
Nehemiah Robenstine Well I don't usually go to clubs, I go to bars which are free to get in. I live in the city so an Uber downtown is like $8. And drinks are like $5 a piece because I only drink like Smirnoff and Captain and whatnot so its kinda a lot considering I can buy a handle at the liquor store for $25 and get blackout drunk doing that lol
Now I know more about clubs cool. Have a good day.
2:09 "Sip on a Corona"
**Suspicious 2020 noises**
2:27 "And I can't carry all my Coronas"
***SUSPICIOUS 2020 NOISES INTENSIFY***
Lol, pretty suspicious with quarantine and the Corona happening
Vietnã flashbacks intenssifies
There is literally a club named distrikt in my city
Step 1: Don't be under 5'10
Step 2: Don't start balding in your 20s.
+Ricky Sizzle XD
I'm 5'3 :I
Scott A Fuck.
Scott A I think a large bank account has proven against your theory.
Shit
Casually Explained: Tinder
Your dry sense of humor and clever videos always make me laugh, keep them up ❤️
Video: Mentions Corona.
CZcams: PrOmOtE!
you know its a drink.... right?
@@Anthony-lz8ju you know its a joke... right?
Also youtube: *smashes the demonizing button*
*immediately clicks as soon as notification pops up*
SasuNaru 19 same
Alizée You're great
NARUUTOOOO!
"Club entropy"
"Plot hearing loss in Excel"
This guy is the funniest geek out there!!!!!
The key is to only go to clubs that play music that you love. The rest won't matter because now you can enjoy great music on a sick soundsystem.
Well I hope there's a club that plays jazz in my town
"One word: Misspelled". The closest club to me is named "Elektric" lol
you forgot to mention overpriced drinks.
I pregame 12 from the store for their price of 1. Shots are even more of a rip-off.
Get pissed before you enter the club st o you can nurse one or two drinks inside for a few hours. Yeah, sounds desperate but that's the way it goes!
You'd be surprised how popular you become when you snuck in a pint of fireball or Jame-O, because the broke wingman girls who didn't want to be there either will like your style, and you can both connect through your shared inability to pay for overpriced, shit drinks. Scientists understand that this is how babies are made, and the circle of life does another lap.
Yepp always predrink boys especially shots. Drinks are so expensive in clubs.
I decided not to get drunk at a party. Did not have fun.
That's why it's not fun. I reckon cleaning the house drunk is as fun as clubbing...
week works just as good or even better :)
ಠ_ಠ Yea the one time I get invited to a party. Immediately knew the only means of escape was through Crown and Jack.
You must have interesting friends
If i dont want to drink, i usually just take a few edibles, sit in a chair, and observe all the drunk people. Its a good time
Why do I have to come to CZcams to actually learn something useful about life? All school taught me is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. How's that gonna help me live to see another day after being tricked into going to a night club?
0:34 when you skip legday
If I ever end up going to a club, I'm bringing an etch-a-sketch. I wonder if anyone else would get the joke.
Probably not.
did you ever end up doing it????
@@brendanmccune3166 Never went to a club because I'm a lonely loner :(
But I have improved on my etch-a-sketch skills.
@@LazerLord10 its all baby steps
Yeah, you see, I don't think anyone who watches a Casually Explained video titled The Club ever goes to a club
@@SenhorAlien I watched it. Am 8 safe now? No worrying about ending up in a club?
Here's is some friendly advice from your neighborhood Stormtrooper.
Take some Ecstasy before entering the club and it will definitely enhance the experience........especially in the regret department.
You're welcome.
why regret?
yeah and then have your cognitive function drop to ape like levels. Nah E is for festivals noob
someone needs to do some more mdma
When you get a huge dump of serotonin your brain stops uptake so the next day you're depressed as fuck, and then you get to remember/regret all the ridiculous shit you said/did last night. Unless you get stoned, in which case the next morning is pretty awesome.
A fucking club isn't worth your serotonin, keep it to special occasions
I love how subtle the jokes are and the club tips you had in a couple of your scenes were gold😂
If I went to a club and someone was doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch at the bar... that's my new best friend.
This is why I bring earplugs everywhere I go. Gotta protect that hearing!
Ignat Remizov a cheaper method is wadding the right amount of toilet paper but not too far back into brain and not too far out where everyone can see you have toilet paper in your ear. When I go camping I can hear squirrels a mile off so I'm glad I saved ears stats.
That’s quite strange
Meh i need the full experience...
just go to outdoor raves. You have alot more and better air than in the club, the music isnt as loud as in a club and they often are even during the daytime so you dont need to go at night when most people are on drugs. Not saying it isnt fun to hang with people on mdma or to be on mdma yourself. its great. Everyone should propably try it.
See your headset? That's tells us everything
"You'll notice this ringing sound from deep inside your head. This is called regret."
I died
Went back to the club for the first time after 1.5 years last week and you just hit the nail on the head. Thanks for the laughs.
I love the bit when he is packing his etch-a-sketch to go home. So adorable!
Doing lines off a model..... ...... S.
I died.
I've only ever been to a club once (I live out in the sticks) and this pretty much is what happened.
I'm sorry
LotsofSarcasm So am I.
You used an etch a sketch to carry your drinks and inhaled body shots with Elon Musk off a model? s?
wait, the Elon musk thing? thats pretty cool
alright, I may have exaggerated a little, it didn't happen exactly like in this video. I didn't have an etch a sketch.
Clubs are a facade designed to squeeze every possible cent out of you. The moment I realized a lot of mid-to-higher end clubs pay women to flirt with you to get you to buy drinks was the moment I wrote off nightlife completely.
"sip on a corona" - yes.
I went to a club for the first time last night and I cannot believe how accurate this is, jesus christ.
Inaccurate for the most part
What type of entrance security even asks for the DNI? then there is the stereotype that they are all buff and really tall
@@ServeraServera0 Thanks for making me realise that the first time I went to the club was only 5yrs ago. Crazy stuff.
@@callumscott5107 Time goes flying
@@ServeraServera0 DNI? thats from spanish lol. in america they do ask for it i think💀
@@tahini1 DNI = ID
It depends on who you are, your friends, your connections, the amount of traffic, the event and your relationship with the bouncer for you to get your ID asked or not
I have never gave my ID to a bouncer and if they asked for it I negotiated with them to just let me in, works always
The only club that I did is the club sandwich
You mean club penguin
Club... to the head
I did the club seal one
"One word. Misspelled. But now its too late you've been swindled again." :D hahaha
“happy… on the outside” got me
*Sign* You forgot to mention the girls that pretend to be interested in you, Get you to buy them drinks and drift off like if you never meet them......Then you see them half an hour later talking to an other guy.......Little Warning for all my guys out there.
Damn... Thanks lol
damn what a lil bitch
as a girl I can most definitely see other girls doing this, especially attractive ones
Yeah Glad I know this little trick but Not all girls are like that so don't just assume give everybody a chance. Use your common sense.
To hate the game is to hate life and living, why do that when I could just hate or be wary of that one person....Child.
Wait, clubs are a real thing?! I thought Jersey Shore made them up......
just a jersey thing
unfortunatelly real
I can't tell if you're trolling or not haha
tips fedora
that's the art of trolling my friend.
Dude your humour is like a story which keeps getting plot twists over and over and all of them change completely how you look at the story.
This is your best video by far, so accurate.
You're like grade a but funny
Shots fired!
Yeah, Grade used to be funny but now he's just bitching about everything
WOT?! *fart noise* Wot do yew MEAN I'm bitchin' 'bout everyfin'? Mait, if there wosn't thin's to bitch about, I wou'dn't hahv me a yewtewb channo'!
"Now look, am not sayin' that breavin' is stupid, like, but...THINK ABOUT IT MATE! Why do we 'ave to breev through our mouvs, mate? Like, f' FACKS SAKE, MAN! I WANNA BREEV THRU ME EARS, MATE! LIKE MATE, LIKE, F' FACKS SAKE, MAN!"
*fart noise*
*title card appears along with KoRn noises*
That sounds way too much like gradeA
Friend: "You're in a club to have fun ... just start dancing and look happy"
*looks at all of the people grinding*
Me: "I'll be back at the hotel doing drunk java and playing OOT if you need me"
This is true I went to a club yesterday for the first time and the amount of grinding is insane
I ended up grinding
@@thetacosniper9249 where's a good club? Idk any near me
First time I’ve ever seen this guys channel, 3 mins in and HAD to hit that subscribe button lol
2:10 I would think again about sipping on that corona
Omega funny
"And in a club, its pretty much impossible to communicate verbally, so you need to adapt to you environment... I bring an Etch-A-Sketch."
That explanation of club entropy is way too accurate
Got me good with that conversation 😂 love you man
I love your videos. Keep going with them
So in other words, avoid clubs?
Only unless you are under a 7 and don't have parents that make at least 100k a year.
what do you mean, if you have rich parents?
Clubs are for the rich and attractive. If not, that club is trash.
Check and check!
For rich and attractive? Not at all.
Thanks for the Etch-a-Sketch tip
Hey let's go to a bar and get to know each other where things are so loud we can't even hear our thoughts.
im actually comforted by how much i relate to this
He's like a Canadian gradeA just without the bullshit
He's Canadian.
thanks
George Hannah Oh, so you change the original message to make me look like a fool? I see how it is. jk dude you fine
I thought he was american
clowntrooper61
I'm at least 95% certain he's Canadian.
These videos come out in such timely fashion, no lie. I just had conversation with a friend about what going to clubs are like and how I'm not a fan. It's literally this video.
I just watched a few videos but i loved your humor lol
drunk navigation is better than sober one. I don’t even remember the way home, but i‘ll always end up there.
Your content is what youtube should be. Well done. I woke up one morning and realized all of this about clubs. Haven't been to one since. Miraculously I now find myself with much more money and much less regret.
this guys vids never let me down
I didn't notice your channel grew so much, I subscribe when you released the Yakuza video. You boomed!
"You'll try to look at google maps on your phone; but your battery is dying and so are you."
Please help. I shouldn't be laughing this hard.
Going to a club always seemed like something I might want to try out..
considering how much I relate to your experiences in your other videos, simply watching this was enough to sate my curiosity lol
if I ever do go, I'll be well prepared from this informative video :D
Here's me trying to learn animation properly to make good videos for youtube, little did I know you can still become rich with ms paint.
just gotta bring the funnies
Good luck bud
R B
Little-known fact: MS paint is short for multiple sclerosis paint.
You could animate youtube videos with a stone tablet and a chisel, as long as you're funny it doesn't matter.
I thought he made a corona joke, then I saw this video is 4 years old
Having been to Distrikt in Victoria 3 weeks ago, you hit the nail on the head
0:43 Those stick legs on the bodybuilder dude is one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a long time
Whoa you have grown so fast... I remember subbing when you have like 10k subs. Congratz man, you really deserve it. :D
I can be dropped of drunk in another continent and still find my way home.
Especially if you're a turtle🐢
0:22 my favorite part about distrcit is the itty bitty sidewalk that everyone is crowded on 'cause you know... lets establish the most popular club in town on a the main street regardless of its single lane sidewalks.
When you were writing "Please Subscribe" on the etch-a-sketch I lost my mind.
Thanks for reminding me about my Tinnitus, now I won't stop hearing it for a week.
how could you have forgotten about that
yo10057
My brain drowns it out when I'm not paying attention to it
well i guess that makes cents
...sense
You have tinnitus?
"Your going to be single forever. (Roasted)"
I Plan on it.
This sums up six months of my senior year of college. Good times. Never to be repeated now that I pretend I'm just old
"one second you're questioning your existence" too real
Snorting lines off the tesla
My rhymes is the best brah
Are
You failed the test.
Blkangerzero99 where has casually explained been since I was 18
True true true! Great and funny vid😂I’m old school so I don’t go the clubs of anymore but from what I’m told by younger people, it’s horrendous.
golden rule of friendship - fight your own fights. At first I was laughing but 5 second after dropped my first tear.