Trump's Impeachment Trial Might Be Boring
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Trump's Impeachment Trial Might Be Boring
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It's only boring to people who get bored easily and have already made up their mind about what they want to do.
These are the people we voted for. If they can't stay awake in such a momentous proceeding, can you imagine what they look like during a regular session?
@quietman356 123455 actually, I was hoping to spark some folks into watching a regular session, either chamber, and see what their representatives actually do(or DON'T do).
It's a long shot, I know, but C-Span can be VERY educational.
Thanks for your interest.
Practice smell FARTS FREAKAOILD MORON 💯👿🐕🐖
In regular sessions, they don't show up. Too bz with lobbyists & other nefarious types
Robert Lussier its mostly republicans wanting to die while setting their vote to innocent for the president
Agolf Twittler is a bloated malignant narcissist & phony plutocratic populist who's presidency is a knife in the moral heart of America, a wound on our national soul that will take generations to heal…if ever.
Sad how comedians are informing people better than the news media
If your President calls all the news outlets fake, then indeed their facts don't matter
@@fll332 Ok boomer
Sad how if you take Trump away from Talk Show hosts their programs have nothing else to go on
You mean, NewsMedia and talk shows have the same agenda. Publishing leftist propaganda.
Informing lol you mean indoctrinating
👍"This is America... Here, right matters." -Lt. Col. Vindman
👍"If right doesn't matter, we're lost. If truth doesn't matter, we're lost." -Adam Schiff
🙄 "I don't stand by anything!" -Donald Trump
And brag up vinderman ,now that's a joke.why do you think Ukraine offered him to lead there military.maybe educate you warp minded idiots before you praise sick demented people.
@@tracielansing8938 Do you praise TRUMP?
@@helenlowe8445 of course she does... all they watch is fox and his twitter.
@@tracielansing8938Colonel Vindeman deserves all Americans appreciation for his patriotism. Even though Ukraine offered Colonel Vindeman the job he didn't bite the 🍎 or maybe you could say he didn't bite the bullet. That proves his patriotism to America. Now who's mind is warped again? The ignorance of you people never ceases to amaze me. If one of little Donnie's yes men had been offered the job they most certainly would have excepted. As it is members of his administration and the republican senate have already sold their souls to father Russia PUTIN.
@@tracielansing8938 Troll or imbecile - you are one or the other comrade?
"When Republicans (and FOX) complain and use insults, think of what they are distracting you FROM!!"
-Rep.A.Schiff
Go watch the fox new hes totally nitpicking thing they actually talk about why shiff is completely repetitive and factually incorrect
Shifty shiff
@calistorich ok didnt know that thanks now I know
@@youtuber6185 🎯🎯🎯🎯TROLL ALERT. I haven't seen Maverick_is_right_ for a long while. Fortunately for Free thinking Americans, Schiff shut down any doubts that
🌟Trump IS GUILTY!! Your Trolling will get you NO WHERE!
@calistorich FOX is more "performance News". It isn't very entertaining and they are so bad at what they do. Scripted lies, bad acting, a Trump based agenda... pathetic!!
When FOX has to tell you how 'deadly, dull and boring' something is, you can be sure it's something they're worried about.
Actually they're unconcerned in fact they're making fun of it
Gus Johnson when they aren’t stating any facts and just make fun of something that’s not good. Fox News does that when they have nothing good to say bc there is literally nothing good to say about trump
To be brutally honest its about as boring as watching Bangladeshi farmers packing Blue berries!
Listening to things that you do not want to hear is boring.
@screeningmimi Totally! They aren’t even clever about it. It’s comical. “It’s so boring, there’s no sex, no explosions, come on America wouldn’t you rather watch Fox and Friends or some nice reality TV?” Saying stuff like that sounds like what a 13 year old would say. There are some serious problems in America today.
Maybe I'm weird, but I've been listening to the trial from start to finish each day except for an hour doc appt. But I used to help prepare for trials, so I find all this fascinating. Tedious, sure, but also fascinating. Let's face it, real trials are often tedious and redundant. If all you know of trials is from TV, then you are seeing only edited and/or scripted good parts. But to someone who is into politics and law, not to mention the huge historical moment this is, it's just riveting!
Good for you - respect.
A Andrus i only wish I had the time. I’m reduced to clips on CZcams and reading articles after the fact
A Andrus...good for you👍
Unfortunately too many people these days rely on others rather than take the time to listen to all sides & form an opinion of their own.🙉🙈
Trials are redundant??
A Andrus The “It’s boring” defence is just a Trump//Fox political strategy to instruct viewers to not watch Trump’s guilt.
How much are we paying these guys to sleep through the most important event in the senate so far this century?
Awe Pence’s face is so disappointed, like “yea I know what I’m a part of.. I understand”
Some of these Old people need too Retire, lf they can't stay awake and do their job, And they should change the rules, And have a time limit for those jobs, So they can get fresh new ideas ! 🙄
you mean die not retire ha
@@foxhoundra6444 TRYING TOO BE NICE ABOUT IT !🤣😂😁🙏🏼👍🏻
When normal people fall asleep at their job, they get fired.
@@couragekarnga8735 YOUR RIGHT, THAT'S NO SH*T ! 😂🤣😁🙏🏼👍🏻
ma,ma gee's gospel now you KNOW... lol
Hearings are boring? Send in THE clown
Sorry. He's been sent overseas.
The Liar-In-Chief is actually a circus peanut giving out orange koolaid to his cult followers! 🍹👉🤢🤮😵
We would need Joker for that.
@@TaylorKnightCosplay From Night Knight 2 Taylor Knight, cheers 2 our family mate! 🍻🥂🍷🍷🍸🍸👍👍
When I saw that clip of Charles going past Pence I knew I would see it on the Jimmy Kimmel show! Lol
“Too boring” ... it’s a legal case, not Broadway.
WTF is wrong with FOX News? Are there any adults there anymore?
FOX: "Nothing to see here! Move along!"
He's tweeted more than 266,000 words, that's almost 9,000 words more than Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, which has the highest word count in the series at 257,045.
@Mats K Maybe not a Nobel, but a world record for assholeishness, lies, tweets, hamberders eaten alone in bed, # of times laughed at by world leaders....there are just so many.😉
WOW😲😮😨
The Old Testament has 622,700 words; I bet he passes it by Election Day.
He's one of literature's giants
@WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. Oh hai Mark
its like those kids in high school who were still acting like they were 8 years old and had no rebuttal when you called them out ... "booorrring!" :)
you are right. Also: those media outlets influence part if the population. If they can suggest it is boring enough to miss, some might take their "advice" and miss the incriminating events. Just a way to use their power to sway public opinion away from facts and credible testimony. This helps folks live in their bubble
@Isaac No Isaac, "literally" most 8yr olds are in 3rd grade. 🤪
"[His twitter] is more fictional than a Harry Potter book" truer words have never been spoken.
Here is something even more true: Trump will be acquited by the Senate and in November 2020 he will be re-elected as the POTUS.
AboutAnything It’s sad that you’re drinking the orange kool-aid
He will still be impeached
AboutAnything that’s your opinion. Hope you have a nice day :)
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Love you all. Have a lovely day! 💖
Super funny. Killing it. Mr. Kimmel.
"...and more fictional than a Harry potter book..." BOOOOOOM!!!!! Absolutely SPOT ON!!
I bet u anything THEY'LL have to carry him out, like a child.
They'd need a crane
@@beverlyantoniou8236 LoL 👍🇺🇸☮️
Like Julian Assange.
@@paintinganimalsonrocks7633 exactly.
They're really pushing that 'boring, so don't watch, whatever you do!" bit.
It's.. it's almost as if they're worried their base might hear what actually went on, rather than just a repeating loop of Republican talking points, and make an informed decision.
Can't have that!
New Message EXACTLY!!!!! they don’t want us hearing the facts. they are trying to deter the ‘easily led’ to not watch. pay attention people. the truth may be boring but it is absolutely IMPORTANT!
"... Mike Pence can be rebooted in case of program errors."
Yang is right. AI is already taking over.
The House managers should wrap tomorrow up, by playing a little Marvin Gaye...
🎶"CAN I GET A WITNESS?"🎶
"WITNEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!!!!!" 🎶🎶
Meanwhile the USA is lecturing the entire world about Democracy and the rule of law......What a joke 😒
It's still working so far.
@@paintinganimalsonrocks7633, Not really
@@brianh6773 It'll be cleaned up put back in order when we have someone besides a damn repugnicon again. Just think how much better it would be now if not for trump and bush and bush Sr and Reagan. We always have to clean up after these greedy inept bastards.
Pence couldn't even get a hand shake, is this what u want our country to look like.
plum loco 😜 only boomers still think USA 🇺🇸 is still number 1, no one respects 🇺🇸 anymore
Since the 1st Bush we started digging the hole we are in
@@mercedesgomez8258 right 👍
@@brianjackson598 your thinking of a different royal,..besides Trump raped a girl named Katie Johnson age 13 with Epstein in the 90's
WOW
Nothing but Hate & vile worthless!
Kimmel, 👍👍👍🇺🇲⚖️✌️💯
I guess Charles is in charge after all!!
“…boring politicians with bad haircuts…”
Irony is lost on these guys.
Exactly. Has he not seen that thing on Trump's head?
Is boring when they try to defend trump.🤦♀️😰🤮🤒🤕😷🤮🤮🤮🤒
Your party did this to themselves. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Senate won't remove him and he will win reelection by way more then in 2016
The same Trumpist lies and excuses over and over and OVER!! I watched The House Inquiries so I knew Trump was Guilty. Any Senator that says the Trial was boring, forget that MANY Americans and World Citizens, even in Davos, are seeing the evidence for the first time. Not like these corrupt Senators that HAVE KNOWN the facts!! And the facts are quite compelling!!
They said that the Trial is the first time that 90% of Senators will hear this evidence in Full! Adolescent Senators like Graham run like cowards and the turncoats they are. They cannot wait to use their electronic devices. Average Americans all over the Country work and HOPEFULLY have a break to eat and drink! These fools cannot make it and take "breaks" (tantrums for media ops) every two hours?? How many were actually working and taking notes? Some behaved like 6th graders. "I don't have to listen if I don't want to!!" PATHETIC!!!
🎯TRUMP IS GUILTY!
Bottom Line!!
Foreign Leaders will want to get as far from Trump as Politically possible! They already have grim looks on their face when interacting. Nothing like when they met with
🌟President Obama!!
I miss Obama!!
But, I'll take President Pence for now!
@@AnnieWarbuxHe's not going to be removed though.....
@@AnnieWarbux Still no facts! Your hatred towards Trump already has you pegged that he is guilty. He will not get removed and he will win reelection. The next four years of your life will be hate over your president even though he is doing great for Americans!
Well, I'm looking forward to the real trial that the SDNY will hold after Donald gets voted out!
Blue 🌊 2020!
Opus 313 yeah that ain’t happening.
BRIAN watch
MAGA by voting Trump's ass out!
KAG by locking Trump's ass up!
Jay I’ll watch Biden get landslided
@James Dougla Can you send it across state lines? (I'm a nurse and I'm asking for a friend/pt; for real.)
Yoda Dog: A treat, you shall give me.
am Egyptian and i watched the entire thing and am planing to watch all of it like all of it i swear and i know i don't get to judge but it's so amazing to me that such a process is taking place i wish my country adopt such an amazing democracy, please don't go down. some of the defense sounds alot like the state media here and the people that supports our dictator
In the end you will be disappointed. You will find that the Republicans will vote strictly along party lines and since the Republicans have majority they will let the orange turd off. You see in order to have a democracy you need people with integrity which unfortunately isn't something Republicans have.
@@timothycc711 I see what you mean cause I was literally watching it minute by minute since the house started the inquiry and I will watch until the last vote in the Senate I get to watch that since I got the time after I graduated I already see how it is going with the Republican party they seem to test the limits of democracy and the tone they use is similar to my country dictatorship that is how I can recognize it .but still the fact that this process is taking place amazes me . And hope America doesn't take democracy for granted .cause if you relay on some people weak minds they will eventually learn the truth humans get smarter by the day not dumber
3:09
"You're a dotard, Donnie!"
-Hagrid
I thought that was Kim Jong Un that called him a Dotard.
Brenda Lux I’m sure many have called him a Dotard once they googled “what does Dotard mean”. It’s very fitting actually. 1point for N.Korea.. they are teaching us our own language. I’m sure Trump still thinks it’s a compliment.
"When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind" - C.S Lewis
So true. Leftists and the Democrats are mentally ill.
Very true! Anyone following behind Donald Trump is being led STRAIT off the side of a cliff...no doubt!
@@suzannemarie86 Really? Why are you here at all? LMAO Do you enjoy watching comedians make fun of the President that YOU support? I don't understand. LOL But...Ok...
I hope we're not imposing on the Senate's pleasures by asking the members to do their job.
I’m glad ABC can make fun of itself. I believe that humor can save us from our inevitable doomsday.
I think that wasn't an actual ABC segment.
That is why 11million people watched including me all day everyday
Waiting for the Republican Senator's to collectively stick thier fingers in thier ears and chant we're not listening la la la la......
A world-class nose breather, followed by mouth-breathers.
Oh my god that Mike Pence breathing thing I couldn’t stop laughing thank you!
I wonder how many GOP Senators are soaking in a bath of heavy cream after their hard day of "listening" .
You mean Ruth paul
I wonder if Fox will still think the hearing is boring when the defense team starts on Saturday, or will it suddenly become must-watch TV..?
Tucker Carlson: "We took adderall tonight, just so we could stay awake".
Me: Sounds like you made a visit to your old pal Donnie.. I'm sure Trump's got plenty of adderall to spare 💊 😂
Let's snort it. Sniff, sniff. And they complained about what Bill did in the Oval Office.
If Carlson goes to Donnie's and snort adderall, Donnie might grab Carlson by the pussycat.
He admitted to illegal narcotics use? Someone call the feds.
@@cochiseapache7153 Carlson IS a pussy, that's for sure.
I noticed he doesn't Travel with his guy. He has no energy overseas.
"One minute and forty seconds to midnight" doesn't have the same ring to it as the classic Iron Maiden tune.
You win, good sir.
Doomsday Digital !! 👹🎉🎊
@drew pedersen He's referring to "2 minutes to midnight" by Iron Maiden!
the number of the trump.
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
Night Knight That’s excellent. Thank you
@@DocRobert You're most welcome Doc, as a Physician, it's nice to see one "Doc" appreciating another. Cheers mate! 🍻🥂👍👍
“I cannot tell a lie” might be truth. “I cannot tell the truth” is a truth or lie?
Interesting contrast between Bill Clinton's impeachment trial & tRump's, Bill's started w/ a BJ in the oval office from Monica, while tRump's will end w/ many BJ's in the senate from the GOP Senators. ↔️👉👌↔️
Night Knight how upset are you going to be when he gets acquitted lol least you’ll have Kimmel 😂😂
LOL! Love *Prince Charles!*
Mike Pence also sees Trump doing all of those things and doesn't do anything about it sooo... it's just as bad
What were Fox's news expecting from a impeachment trail , appearance of Optimus prime and Megatron?
They want to be entertained. It's tooo haaard to listen to smarty pants stuff.☹️
@Rick Roth with clear desks.
Oh man, I can drink MILK until the cows come home 🐄 🤣
Same! We go through about 8L of milk a week between my husband and I lol
Lol I drink bout a gallon a day..
Respect. Prince Charles gone sky high in my estimation
"Rebunking" needs to catch on.
Pence is so dull, Charles didn’t even register he was there.
Someone forgot to program him. He's stuck on "Space Force."
At the level Charles is at he knows far more than any of us will ever know. That snub is very reveling and I'm glad he did it. It says a lot.
Trump: I am so innocent, but I will not testify and will not let you have any witnesses. See thats how my Stable Genius Mind works.
James Dougla reported. Sod off
@James Dougla Will you ship to Texas, it is illegal here?
@@87aggietim That's what I asked in a different thread. 😉
@@IAmSuzyQ Are you in Texas as well?
Senate: "All right, boss!"
Wake them up when democracy ends.
So we're not going to talk about the fact that the Baby Yoda dog is the cutest thing we saw today.
Lmao! I love Jimmy's dark humor! I'd watch rockin' doomsday eve haha
Vice poodle.... Jajajajaja
"Bad haircuts" is their attack on the Democrats? 😂
If they think THIS is boring, wait until they get to prison.
Wait a second, didn't FOX bring up the "boring-argument" when this whole impeachement started? 😒
Over 11 million people watching the impeachment. Boring huh. Really boring 😂
I'm a young person with no opinion of my own.
I have to have someone tell me what is good, what I like or what to watch on TV.
Fox said the impeachment trial is boring, so as I have no personal opinion, I will not watch it, because they said I won't get my jollies from it.
Congratulations you sound like perfect Trumkin. Plus that's bullshit. Younger people always think they know best know matter the facts.
If senators are having such a difficult time sitting as jurors, perhaps they should rewrite some of the laws pertaining to jurors who sit for a real trial.
Carry him out like they did Julian Assange.. . . awww Baby Yoda Dog!!! "Do that magic hand thingie!"
repeating gives more tv time to more people, time to see the evidence
What is wrong with a adult drinking milk.
Omg, boring? I have watched every single second of it, because it is important to our country. And, I am a writer.
that dog is the cutest f'ing thing ever....and I'm a cat person
Boring? You should liven things up by allowing some witnesses and more evidence. Maybe get the clown trump and his joker Rudy to testify.
"Followed by "The Bachelor in Hell". " ... xD so true...
Zero likes? LMAO😂😂
I don't know why they going to sleep they should be fully rested they barely work during the year
We will never again need the first 3/4 of the clock.
I feel sorry for the guy who wrote the jokes for this skit and isn’t getting any credit
Mike Pence's sniffing is perfectly normal. After all, he's practicing for his upcoming part : president of the US.
It’s boring? What the hell are you expecting it to be? A summer blockbuster?!!!
Vice Poodle🤣 I had to actually go back to make sure I heard that correctly!
Mike Pence will bring us way closer to the Handmaiden's tale in real life.
Breaking! Scientists just discover new life form capable of living without brain or spine. They called it 'Republicanus Oathus Brekus'
I'd pay to see him forcibly removed!!!!
lmao i swear IF trump gets removed he'll be like "nonono, *i* decided to stop being the president, it got boring, this is *my* decision, *i'm* the greatest, no one has ever seen the likes of my bravery, right now, leaving the precidency, this is aaaaall my decision"
Does Mike Pence have a real sniffing problem or is he a loyal lapdog imitating Trump (like that time with the water bottle on the floor)?
What was up with that deal? I've never seen that before. Suck up.
I was gonna say cocaine
Taylor Knight : Like Jerry & George’s accountant!
The guy who said “bad haircut” is a bad copy of David Schwimmer.
9:53 "which one of you is Baby Yoda Dog" LOL...Jimmy you are mean!
8 hours sitting at the desk, with few breaks and lunch is called work....
LAWYER LAWSUITS?!?!
TrumpPence doing mad lines of adderoll before every “speech”.
Yup, they are both on ADDERALL! 🤪
Kids will play!!
Why is it that the only beverages allowed are water and milk? Water I can understand, sort of, but how did milk score an appearance?
im Australian and i know who Donald trump is
but i dont even know my own president
@James Dougla wtf
You don’t have one.
You poor thing.
I'm an Australian and I know we have a prime minister and not a president. I also know that many Aussies are just as stupid as some Americans - well, perhaps around 40% of them.
russell campbell you out here with all the fax. Chill fam it was just a joke if you have heard of one lmaoooo
who could have guessed Trump-voters have a short attention span........
They could try to read their own legislation. Wait, then they would have nothing to put them to sleep at night. And it might be too close to actual work.
Sad thing about all those old people there that’s been there for decades they can’t stay awake long enough to listen to evidence or anyone speak they fall asleep or day dream because they’re too old and cannot pay attention all of them need to be replaced there needs to be term limits set for no longer than eight years
He need some MILK
Trump as president is just like a bad netflix-show
My adult children 25 and 23 years old have read analog clocks all their life. But you are right that many younger kids will struggle due to growing up on smart phones.
Considering that this is their extremely well paid jobs, and they can't stay awake. They should thank their lucky stars they don't work in a factory sweat shop. Guess they don't know how good they have it. AND THAT THEY GET A HUGH PAYCHECK, TO RUN AMERICA, AND THEY HAVE A HUGE RESPONSABILITY IN BEING THE CARETAKERS of AMERICA. AND YOU TELL ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN HOW BOORED THEY ARE. FIRE THE BUNCH OF THEM.
Novembers are good for that. Perfect remedy for ppl who can't represent us appropriately
We'll look back years from now and be glad Trumpism was a crazy thing of the past.
I can only hope u r right. We r on a slippeey slope roward dictatorship
Attacking milk? MILK! This time he's gone too far
Milk is fatty and is meant to fatten up baby cows...
It's ridiculous that only water and milk are available, coffee and tea help people stay awake. It's like the repubs want everyone to be tired
Wouldn't be surprised if the multi billion dollar dairy industry, that pays for the biased studies saying baby cow food is healthy for humans, lobbied for milk to be available and nothing else (besides water)
2:10 “I think the American people are really bored with this”
Sick and tired, yes. Bored? F*** no
Well I guess I won't watch the impeachment trials since they have bad haircuts. 🙄