Trump Whines As Trial Winds Down, Shares Unified Reich Campaign Video & Giuliani Desperate for Cash

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
  • The defense rested their case in the Trump hush money trial, an army of ass-kissers including Don Jr flew in to support Donald, his brother Eric went on Hannity to brag about his father, Trump or his team shared a video on Truth Social last night and slipped in the words “Unified Reich,” Trump’s company made $770,500 in revenue during the first quarter of this year but he spent over $327 million, Donald is threatening to sue the filmmakers who made a new movie called The Apprentice, Rudy Giuliani is filing for bankruptcy but he has an exciting new business brewing and Jimmy’s monologue gets interrupted by a bunch of TikTokers.
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  • @kelleydavis100
    @kelleydavis100 Před 29 dny +517

    Jimmy, thank you for all you do with trump. Your humor is the only thing holding me together! This is a friggen nightmare and MUST END right away!!! Thank you again ❤

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 Před 29 dny

      Biden is a nightmare? So true

    • @poluchoquintal3369
      @poluchoquintal3369 Před 29 dny +20

      I am in the same situation 👌

    • @Whale15
      @Whale15 Před 29 dny +3

      He will be our President next year. The past three years have been too much of a disaster. I just wish we could have someone normal run for President.

    • @nicres
      @nicres Před 29 dny

      @@Whale15Biden is the most “normal” you’re gonna get. The other choice is a dictator so… time to choose sides

    • @rodneyfoster9719
      @rodneyfoster9719 Před 27 dny

      His staff of writers write his monologue and his jokes.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 29 dny +365

    "AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM"
    CLASSIC!

  • @katjachen573
    @katjachen573 Před 28 dny +523

    As German living in the US, the mention of a Unified Reich makes my skin crawl. People, learn your lesson and show up in November to vote 💙🌊

    • @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk
      @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk Před 28 dny +31

      Agreed.

    • @robertbrannan9375
      @robertbrannan9375 Před 28 dny

      He didn't mention a unified Reich, it has been debunked. A random person made the ad, got retweeted. That random person used a stock news headline image. And as a German person living in the US, we don't care what your opinion is on our politics, just like you wouldn't care if we said your chancellor is a dumbass because it has nothing to do with us.

    • @jimwilliams3816
      @jimwilliams3816 Před 28 dny +31

      I have to say that current events are exactly why the idea that “it can’t happen here” is discouraged by many. It can absolutely happen here.

    • @robertbrannan9375
      @robertbrannan9375 Před 28 dny +9

      @jimwilliams3816 it has been happening here, for over 3 years. Political persecution, corruption, etc. Etc. Etc.

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 Před 28 dny +31

      @@robertbrannan9375 It has been happening here since Trump walked down that escalator in 2015 and especially since January 6, 2021. He and the GOP get more brazen every day.

  • @heatherarce3744
    @heatherarce3744 Před 29 dny +73

    Love Kimmel. His comedy on Trump is gold.🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @rodneyfoster9719
      @rodneyfoster9719 Před 27 dny

      You mean his writer's comedy on Trump.

    • @user-cd3vg8ix4g
      @user-cd3vg8ix4g Před 23 dny

      What else does he talk about?

    • @heatherarce3744
      @heatherarce3744 Před 22 dny +1

      @@user-cd3vg8ix4g what else does Trump talk about besides everyone’s out to get me, poor me poor me and his hard on for Joe Biden. Kimmels a comedian and he’s spot on. Trump gives him too much to work with. He’s a joker.

    • @heatherarce3744
      @heatherarce3744 Před 22 dny +1

      @@rodneyfoster9719 absolutely and it’s gold. If I were Trump I’d start acting like a grown up so every person on the planet didn’t laugh at me for being so absurd.

  • @biginfo7386
    @biginfo7386 Před 29 dny +711

    In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 Před 29 dny +73

      ‘Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald tRump is gone, but your dishonor

    • @kenjeshadugui
      @kenjeshadugui Před 29 dny +13

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 29 dny +25

      ​​@@Sandrae7560who ever thought Liz Cheney would be quoted on a jimmy Kimmel video comment!

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Před 29 dny +13

      Slithering away.

    • @johnleca
      @johnleca Před 29 dny +5

      Funny. You be trippin like you buddy The Big Guy Joe and his Hoka sneeks.

  • @driftlessman2094
    @driftlessman2094 Před 29 dny +140

    Dudes wearing a tie with the image of a twice impeached President and we're supposed to take you seriously? 🤔

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 Před 29 dny +4

      @Driftlessman. You know what PT Barnum said about giving them a spectacle that keeps them coming back. Or something like that. That IS a concerted circus. There's another name for it but that's a whole other trial.

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz Před 29 dny

      First ‘impeachment’ attempt was based on a fake Russian collusion dossier concocted by the Democrat party to unseat a democratically elected President. And it failed. Second ‘impeachment’ attempt had zero substance and was initiated by the Democrat Party purely to stop Trump being able to run again. It failed. I’m not sure why they’re so scared of this guy but they’re sure willing to go to ANY length to remove him.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před 29 dny +1

      NO!

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 Před 28 dny

      "Impeach" is an unsubstantiated accusation that failed, yet you are using it to focus your Hate and Intolerance

  • @michaelgeorge595
    @michaelgeorge595 Před 29 dny +70

    Jr. is always indignant and Eric is sooo whiny. The fruit doesn’t fall too far…😅

  • @joeystillpoppin1173
    @joeystillpoppin1173 Před 28 dny +156

    Its been almost 8yrs i still haven't heard what he's gonna do for this country only helping himself, there's no such thing anyone has total immunity !
    *NO ONE* !

    • @noah-cv7pn
      @noah-cv7pn Před 28 dny +12

      Not to mention asking for immunity and begging Biden for a pardon is like saying I'm Guilty Guilty guilty

    • @xjaskix
      @xjaskix Před 28 dny +3

      he gave HUGE tax cuts for those of us who are Hard Working & Succesfull

    • @iananders1587
      @iananders1587 Před 27 dny +2

      You have never heard anything because you are not informed. Watch a perspective different than your own bias to learn. I recommend timcast irl episodes

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 Před 27 dny +2

      Yes😮😢

    • @joshsummit
      @joshsummit Před 27 dny +1

      You first have to remove your head from your rump to be able to hear. 🙄🤦🏿‍♂

  • @rogermansour6085
    @rogermansour6085 Před 29 dny +251

    8 million new Yorkers and no Trump supporters outside

  • @eisande6237
    @eisande6237 Před 29 dny +347

    One reporter called Eric Trump “a human participation trophy” oh the accuracy! 😂

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz Před 29 dny +1

      Not a very professional journalist

    • @bananasinpajamas7393
      @bananasinpajamas7393 Před 29 dny +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arellatikvah
      @arellatikvah Před 29 dny +15

      ​​@@mogznwaz It was one of the late night hosts not a reporter or journalist. I believe it was Stephen Cobert.

    • @debbiechang5781
      @debbiechang5781 Před 28 dny +11

      I heard a comedian call the suck ups in the red ties who keep showing up in NY “human suppositories” for trump! Perfect description 😂😂😂

    • @4Sunflower
      @4Sunflower Před 25 dny +1

      @@debbiechang5781 😂😂

  • @todd3205
    @todd3205 Před 28 dny +20

    Thank you Mr. Kimmel and writers. Thank you!

  • @bklyncyclist
    @bklyncyclist Před 28 dny +40

    I drove by the other day and you'd be hard pressed to see anybody or anything. There were a handful of people in the little park across the street, but they may have just been having lunch. His red tie crowd only appears to do their spiel and then goes away. They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers.

    • @Uup9xn
      @Uup9xn Před 26 dny +2

      "They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers." Yes, because like most leftists they are violent and a bit loopy, and capable of being driven to extreme anger by comedians on TV, etc.

  • @stevenmoore3480
    @stevenmoore3480 Před 29 dny +113

    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...

  • @sandramckenna9166
    @sandramckenna9166 Před 29 dny +106

    Leave our kangaroos out of your mouth! Sandra in Australia

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 Před 29 dny +9

      You are right! No one should be talking about our friendly neighbors the kangaroos in the same sentence as the horrific orange monster! Sorry Sandra and Australia 🦘. Love from Marjorie, New York and 🇺🇸❗😁

    • @MicaOShea-oe7ir
      @MicaOShea-oe7ir Před 28 dny +4

      It's an American expression (19th century miners in the California gold rush.) It has nothing to do with kangaroos and no one even knows why they called it that. Anyway this is a legitimate court of law. No reason to use it on top of being insulting to an ally's iconic wildlife.

    • @8ofwands300
      @8ofwands300 Před 28 dny

      @@MicaOShea-oe7ir she knows....😒

    • @Uup9xn
      @Uup9xn Před 26 dny +1

      Australian here too. Biden has dementia, Trump is more popular, and you guys are in denial.

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal Před 28 dny +45

    Jimmy Kimmel vs. Donald Trump is one of the best prizefights that has ever existed, and I'm glad Jimmy always gets the best of him

  • @neo2264
    @neo2264 Před 29 dny +89

    I'm surprised his lawyer doesn't just suddenly lose it, start cracking up & walk off saying "I can't, man.. I just can't"

  • @davidcoombes-pearce4533
    @davidcoombes-pearce4533 Před 29 dny +223

    As an Australian, I take offence to the term Kangaroo court. I may commence legal action against diaper Don.

    • @chrystya
      @chrystya Před 29 dny +5

      Ha

    • @eduardodiaz2649
      @eduardodiaz2649 Před 29 dny +4

      Touche

    • @shuckydarn2856
      @shuckydarn2856 Před 29 dny +4

      Please,please,please!!!😂

    • @tt2778
      @tt2778 Před 29 dny +4

      Get in the long line..

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 Před 29 dny +3

      ​@@tt2778Oh don't worry about the line! Aussies always know the short cut!😅
      Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺

  • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
    @Poppa_Capinyoaz Před 29 dny +125

    He still didn't testify. Loser, loser, loser.

  • @user-kl2wn8kj3f
    @user-kl2wn8kj3f Před 28 dny +28

    Never let up Jimmy!!!!

  • @jeffs7879
    @jeffs7879 Před 28 dny +5

    There is no way that Rudy Giuliani is selling coffee for charity. He has watched Donald Trump grift his own supporters for years and has decided that is a good way to make money. Giuliani, a former United States prosecutor has turned to grifting people in order to pay his legal fees.

  • @31emxof
    @31emxof Před 29 dny +142

    Don Jr. is an abysmal accordion player.

    • @B4Zathras2257
      @B4Zathras2257 Před 29 dny +9

      He's practicing to be Drumpf's 'fly swatter'.

    • @andercoyote4170
      @andercoyote4170 Před 29 dny +3

      🤣😆😂

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 29 dny +7

      You tell me one thing he's good at and I'll give you a nickel!

    • @B4Zathras2257
      @B4Zathras2257 Před 29 dny +5

      @@user-zb9lv3gh8s Defending daddy from the insect swarms.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před 29 dny +2

      ..... and master COKE HEAD 😅

  • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310
    @michelehemlokhexwhite4310 Před 29 dny +1976

    That unified reich thing in his post was wild. This guy needs to be sent to the dumpster fire of history.

    • @Jain1906
      @Jain1906 Před 29 dny +81

      STAT.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 29 dny +11

      trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 Před 29 dny

      The "unified reich" thing was Hitler's policy of cutting back on the autonomy of the German provinces. Does Trump plan to abolish States' Rights? That's one of the things a dictator could do after suspending the constitution. Putin already did that. Russians used to elect their provincial governors, but Putin put a stop to that and he appoints them himself now.

    • @benfriedman5492
      @benfriedman5492 Před 29 dny

      @@tuyenle8107 Your rubles are in the mail - Vlad

    • @kramnoslaw4474
      @kramnoslaw4474 Před 29 dny +65

      It's not wild it's down right scary

  • @sabrinadickerson1007
    @sabrinadickerson1007 Před 28 dny +6

    I'm embarrassed that he is the best we can do for a presidential candidate. A child would be a better prospect. Goes to show how bad the school system is that people take this fool seriously.

  • @babyblue61549
    @babyblue61549 Před 28 dny +7

    🤯🤦‍♀️”I never rest?!!!” He rests All the time in court!!! It’s dementia.

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 Před 29 dny +975

    I prefer my presidents that doesn’t turn America into a unified reich we already defeated one In ww2 and doesn’t downplay our vets that fought in that war

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Před 29 dny +5

      trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlocalingasan998
      @carlocalingasan998 Před 29 dny

      But Joe is killing Palestinians

    • @joshuastanton6731
      @joshuastanton6731 Před 29 dny

      Chump is a traitor to this nation. He sent his followers to try to commit a coup on Jan. 6th. He is a disgrace to everyone who ever wore the uniform and served our country. Marine Infantry/Intelligence Veteran Iraq x 2.

    • @EarlyRound
      @EarlyRound Před 29 dny +50

      @@tuyenle8107 .. in a 1 piece that matches his skin tone and flip flops.

    • @OsirisIxchel
      @OsirisIxchel Před 29 dny +32

      @@tuyenle8107 Troll

  • @typicalhguy9290
    @typicalhguy9290 Před 29 dny +86

    Giuliani Coffee: Just like Rudy, it's weak, bitter, and makes people nervous.

  • @Dan-yz4qz
    @Dan-yz4qz Před 28 dny +11

    This is a clown show , how can these people really be in office ? Wtf is going on ?

  • @geralyn-mm
    @geralyn-mm Před 28 dny +69

    AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM. absolute perfection !

  • @thedahkterizzin8831
    @thedahkterizzin8831 Před 29 dny +286

    DJT isn't only wrong...he's Reich!

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 29 dny +26

      He's the Reich man at the Reich time!
      He's just not Reich for America.

    • @shuckydarn2856
      @shuckydarn2856 Před 29 dny +2

      LoL I wonder if they will have armbands of an giant orangepoodiddle?

    • @joeystillpoppin1173
      @joeystillpoppin1173 Před 28 dny +2

      That's a great description 😂

    • @user-tb4ij7zx1y
      @user-tb4ij7zx1y Před 28 dny +1

      @@shuckydarn2856😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's funny but at the same time- it funny!!! Terrifying!

    • @b.freanch227
      @b.freanch227 Před 28 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před 29 dny +383

    Trump not keeping his word? Trump not testifying after saying he would testify? Trump whining? I’m shocked, I have no words!! Such shockers, probably the biggest shockers of ALL TIME!! 😳🤣

  • @Monika-mh2je
    @Monika-mh2je Před 28 dny +8

    Rudy Giuliani coffee commercial looking like a SNL skit.😂😂

  • @jasonjohnson3119
    @jasonjohnson3119 Před 28 dny +16

    As a disabled Army veteran, keep your traitorous money, Rudy... You need it more than we do!!! ✌️🇺🇸

  • @vaughn257
    @vaughn257 Před 29 dny +76

    His lawyer has the same look on his face that Deborah Birx did when Trump was talking to her about having people inject disinfectant.

  • @f1s2hg3
    @f1s2hg3 Před 29 dny +119

    Jimmy you are killing Trump and that’s the best comedy show ever! Jimmy I love the way you tell Trumps crimes and his falsehoods that the far right ignores! Jimmy Kimmel you are getting 10 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️’S for the best Trump jokes on tv today! Great job 👏!

  • @user-kl6ef1tn5g
    @user-kl6ef1tn5g Před 27 dny +4

    Nice to see Daddy’s been spending quality family time with Jr. teaching him how to play accordion. 👍

  • @vincentriley3698
    @vincentriley3698 Před 28 dny +5

    When I need a lift and want a laugh I just watch this .
    Cheers JK. n team . Bring a little joy to my day 😉👍😊

  • @rclausen
    @rclausen Před 29 dny +571

    Eric Trump always looks like he's about to break out in tears, and sounds like it too

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před 29 dny +53

      Eric has finally figured out that his father has "a heir and a spare", and that he isn't either one of them...

    • @jpw5820
      @jpw5820 Před 29 dny +6

      Kimmel literally breaks into tears

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před 29 dny +5

      ​@@corrinerosales3615 Why are you putting the American flag in your comment? You hate your country.

    • @Bill-cu4dl
      @Bill-cu4dl Před 29 dny +2

      Probably is

    • @timetothinkbereal
      @timetothinkbereal Před 29 dny

      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
      Cocaine
      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
      Cocaine...... Eric Clapton

  • @dbilly7
    @dbilly7 Před 29 dny +161

    I’m always amazed how so many are ok with ruining their careers and lives for this conman.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Před 28 dny +15

      It’s a terribly sad and distressing comment on human nature

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 28 dny

      It's what narcissists do. They have enough superficial charisma to suck in people and persuade them that no, they're not like those OTHER losers.

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 Před 28 dny

      That's right. Trump donated 100% of his Presidential Pay to charity and he actually lost huge wealth during his Presidency. OTOH, The Biden Crime Family has raked in $247M from China, Russia, Romania, etc for their own personal profit and gain WITHOUT paying taxes on it.
      Surely The Bidens know the US Political Profit system far better !

    • @Uup9xn
      @Uup9xn Před 26 dny

      I'm amazed at how bad you guys are at understanding half of your own citizens.

    • @denisewatkins1585
      @denisewatkins1585 Před 25 dny +6

      I am amazed that Americans voted for him.

  • @user-ov5uu5nn3r
    @user-ov5uu5nn3r Před 28 dny +25

    Hi from Australia. Really great Jimmy!!, Keep at him. Make him Cry.

  • @rosalielarsen1
    @rosalielarsen1 Před 28 dny +13

    I love JK!!!!! I love his plain unadulterated “DJT” truth.

  • @lindagassaway4109
    @lindagassaway4109 Před 29 dny +89

    Why is Don Jr. acting like a pop tart coming out of the toaster?

    • @manongagnon9704
      @manongagnon9704 Před 29 dny +12

      Hahaha😆 your comment made me laugh!!!! I did ask myself a similar question when I saw him!! It's like he wanted to look bigger or taller!! I thaugh he was gonna smash his fists in his chest like Tarzan or something!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @Flamenco1313
      @Flamenco1313 Před 29 dny +8

      Lol the best comment tonight 😂😂😂😂

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Před 29 dny +7

      Puffy pastry

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie Před 29 dny

      Cocaine.

    • @williesloan8199
      @williesloan8199 Před 29 dny +3

      Pop tart coming out toaster. Mic drop 🎤🎤😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin Před 29 dny +98

    The Red Tie Clown Posse.

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden Před 28 dny +14

    Innocent people testify in their own defense. Tells me what I need to know about that trial.

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc Před 28 dny +7

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 29 dny +176

    Of course Trump thinks kangaroo courts have kangaroos. After all, he thinks stealth aircraft are invisible!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před 29 dny +5

      So this is where the cool kids are hanging out!
      Anyway, Trump thinks it's called a kangaroo court because Joey "the Weasel" Gibroni and Joey "Not a Snitch" Mostrelli were tried in that courthouse.

    • @cate9353
      @cate9353 Před 29 dny +7

      AND...
      kangaroos are Australia's animal, how dare our proud Big Reds and mighty Grey 'roos even be mentioned in any connection to DT

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 Před 28 dny

      Biden thinks Russia, China and Romania can pay his family $247M and Bidens will not be paying taxes on it!

  • @catcitycover
    @catcitycover Před 29 dny +91

    Junior’s wearing a bulletproof vest under his shirt. What a brave guy.

    • @tommymurphy459
      @tommymurphy459 Před 28 dny +2

      He looks like he's wearing an iron lung! 😲

    • @Lisazab
      @Lisazab Před 28 dny +1

      Guess he dosent know his head is vulnerable lol😂

    • @aprilpavis-shroeder
      @aprilpavis-shroeder Před 28 dny +5

      @@LisazabIS his head vulnerable, though? Not much up there….😅

    • @debmadden4157
      @debmadden4157 Před 28 dny

      ​@@aprilpavis-shroeder 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz Před 28 dny +2

      Who would waste the bullets?

  • @stuarthipkins8336
    @stuarthipkins8336 Před 28 dny +5

    Lock him up already
    .

  • @thomaszitting2672
    @thomaszitting2672 Před 28 dny +3

    Sweating after coming out of what he called a refrigerator 😂😂😂

  • @karendeitrick2655
    @karendeitrick2655 Před 29 dny +1197

    How does that attorney stand beside him every day without laughing at the lies and vomiting at the smell?

    • @minutemeditations14All
      @minutemeditations14All Před 29 dny +71

      According to credible sources in the room they were struggling very hard to get through it.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před 29 dny +47

      For the hope of getting a huge paycheck at the end of the whole awful mess...

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Před 29 dny +47

      The stench and the lies are why he's scowling so much...

    • @kenglasson2920
      @kenglasson2920 Před 29 dny +54

      Vicks Vaporub under his nose, and a lot of drugs.

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel Před 29 dny +23

      Same reason Stormy had.

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 Před 29 dny +180

    Are we paying these people to be there??? Are we paying for their airfare or their meals? Why the hell aren’t they working?

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 Před 29 dny

      @marcisunshine. That was my first thought, aren't you suppose to be at work? WTF. We should flush our the deadwood, or most of our leaders, and get some new blood in there. There is a whole generation that is lost and I'm sure some of them have good ideas we need to give them a chance. They couldn't possibly mess up as much as it is now. Besides, they'd be less likely to be corruptable, or, it will take a longer time. A lot of our politicians are older and out of touch. The religious nuts also need to go. No place for religion and politics to mix on the floor of Congress, the House or Supreme Court. No one is keeping them separate these days. This is one of the few countries where you don't have to believe in any kind of god. It used to be premoninently Christian (and Catholic) but that's changing. We need leaders who aren't relying on ancient religious texts or ideologies to inform their legislative decisions.

    • @SusanMcLean-cq1xl
      @SusanMcLean-cq1xl Před 29 dny +20

      That’s nothing compared to the millions we spent for Trump to play golf while he was in office.

    • @Mike-sl3gd
      @Mike-sl3gd Před 29 dny +5

      You sure are lol

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 29 dny +4

      Starting pay of $174,000/yr of taxpayer money

    • @marcisunshine18
      @marcisunshine18 Před 29 dny +5

      @@Tonyhouse1168 it was rhetorical. I wonder if if we paid for their airfare?

  • @CawfeeTalkNow
    @CawfeeTalkNow Před 28 dny +5

    Who is paying for all these political zombies to come to NYC from DC?

  • @nancydouglas8772
    @nancydouglas8772 Před 28 dny +4

    Great show jimmy. Keep up the great work

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 29 dny +145

    How can you expect Trump to take the stand if he has bonespurs?

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 Před 29 dny +1

      Do you mean accept or expect? Petty grammar corrections are one thing but when your sentence makes no sense it's probably acceptable.

    • @plantitude8042
      @plantitude8042 Před 29 dny +11

      @@KrakenIsland64 still a good joke

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 Před 29 dny +2

      @@plantitude8042 not really. Someone with bone spurs can take the stand just fine. The joke is supposed to be "if he couldn't enter the military how can he take the stand", which is a false equivalency. It's easy to make fun of him why do it poorly.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Před 29 dny +8

      @@KrakenIsland64 Actually his statement is grammatically correct.

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn Před 29 dny +4

      Just tell him there are classified documents in it

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 29 dny +139

    "And in case I didn't mention it five times already, he's my father.....no matter what he tells people."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GLN14659
    @GLN14659 Před 28 dny +14

    Thank you Jimmy and team. I really needed that! Keep them coming!! The part when "trump screwed both", made me laugh so hard I leaked 😮😊Well worth it! I will wear depends for the next 2 weeks bc of your show😂

  • @dougmorton4947
    @dougmorton4947 Před 28 dny +10

    Rump never tells the people what he's going to do. He just rambles like the old man he is. 😂

  • @captlarry-3525
    @captlarry-3525 Před 29 dny +167

    Don Jr. is wearing a bullet proof vest. Boy takes himself FAR Too Seriously !

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 Před 29 dny +7

      I thought it looked like a BP vest, too. Does it make him look manly?

    • @dm-heart
      @dm-heart Před 29 dny +1

      Why?

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 29 dny +9

      Ah, that explains why his chest looks so strange. Hadn't thought of that.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 29 dny +12

      🤦🏻‍♀️ the persecution envy is strong in these fools. I believe it's even in the Bible - the wicked flee when no one is pursuing them. (Learned that from Better Call Saul)

    • @shuckydarn2856
      @shuckydarn2856 Před 29 dny +1

      Lol

  • @Lakesgirl42
    @Lakesgirl42 Před 29 dny +223

    Donald Jr. is not a sober man….😳🙏🏼 Eric is just sadly desperate

  • @wonderwoman1158
    @wonderwoman1158 Před 29 dny +5

    Why are they airing these idiots? The media needs to stop!

  • @patu1540
    @patu1540 Před 28 dny +5

    Oh Jimmy!! You are so hilarious!!

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 29 dny +1212

    If he doesn't get a guilty verdict the jury is either paid off or threatened. This man has a mountain of corruption and evidence against all the laws he's broken. Send him to jail already and end the cult.

    • @sharrielee911
      @sharrielee911 Před 29 dny +62

      Totally agree with you 😏

    • @d.genxerWV
      @d.genxerWV Před 29 dny +27

      I doubt he will go to jail. The felonies are the lowest in NY, class e with a max time of 4 years.

    • @JasonBoyce
      @JasonBoyce Před 29 dny +65

      As a first-time felon, he would not be going to jail if convicted. I also wouldn't put it beyond one juror to fake being non-MAGA and then refuse to convict. There's a lot of crazies out there

    • @blueberry-ri7eb
      @blueberry-ri7eb Před 29 dny +37

      If it is a hung jury...trial all over again..Trump should love that

    • @deanedwards3453
      @deanedwards3453 Před 29 dny

      @@d.genxerWV It is the USA. One of the most unequal societies in the world. The Rich and Powerful do not pay taxes and are above the law.

  • @Al-oe8ib
    @Al-oe8ib Před 29 dny +92

    Rudy….” you know I always stand by the truth”…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood Před 28 dny +3

      Yeah like he did against innocent workers at the Georgia poll - the Freeman's ! Hope they take all his coffee proceeds & award to them !

    • @dblack2630
      @dblack2630 Před 28 dny +2

      But he does, kinda...like a bystander who's not involved and doesn't care.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 Před 28 dny +1

      Aaaaahhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o Před 28 dny +4

    Great show 👏 👍 ❤🎉

  • @islanderbyrd1881
    @islanderbyrd1881 Před 28 dny +6

    Is Don JRs neck getting shorter? Or is his spine shrinking even further?

  • @KeithM-kv9tt
    @KeithM-kv9tt Před 29 dny +144

    He seems to be hallucinating. No one is there.

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand Před 29 dny +6

      By counting all random pedestrians and passing cars in front of the courthouse, then it’s clear that 10.000 people came by. Let’s just assume everyone there was pro Donny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 Před 28 dny

      Joe Biden ?

    • @ghostpine
      @ghostpine Před 28 dny

      ​@@devilshaircut9defect??

  • @lynettewashington6443
    @lynettewashington6443 Před 29 dny +74

    Veterans should sue Count Giuliani for false advertising.

  • @reneejkd
    @reneejkd Před 28 dny +12

    Running his mouth outside the courthouse but no “on the record” testimony. Coward!!!

  • @donnarichardson5834
    @donnarichardson5834 Před 28 dny +3

    Did Chump get a new suit & tie? After wearing the same ones for 9 years, that suit can stand up without him in it.

  • @becker8565
    @becker8565 Před 29 dny +75

    His lawyers always look so desperate like shut the hell up

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 Před 29 dny +2

      @becker. So far a lot of the drama has come from non verbal behavior, which actually has no reprecussions in most cases. When the judge talks about courtroom decorum he's right, certain places require an orderly populace to proceed smoothly. I wonder what it is like to be on that jury.

    • @MaggieLoveMTC
      @MaggieLoveMTC Před 29 dny

      😂😂😂

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před 28 dny +1

      I think that's the sort of expression Darth Vader had on under the mask, just before he threw the Emperor into a bottomless pit.

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons7445 Před 29 dny +67

    I have to congratulate and command Jimmy and his team. The work they go through to bring out the truth is just touching I just bless you bless you I'm voting blue all the way down the ballot💙

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz Před 29 dny

      You think Kimmel is a source of truth? Bless 😂

  • @laureloien6754
    @laureloien6754 Před 28 dny +12

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, you make me laugh and smile everyday

  • @isabelsurkis3620
    @isabelsurkis3620 Před 29 dny +8

    Jimmy, you say it like it is!

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 Před 29 dny +24

    « I dont rest » said the guy who sleeps more than a hibernating bear.

  • @BellaDelilahWho
    @BellaDelilahWho Před 29 dny +448

    Why doesn’t he tell the country what he wants to do in office every time he stands in front of the journalists instead of saying kangaroo a thousand times.

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 Před 28 dny +6

    An apt Blanche observation. A picture is worth a thousand words.

  • @freedomfighter313
    @freedomfighter313 Před 28 dny +11

    Why is tRUMP the only guy (future fellon) who gets the privilege of a Kangaroo Court, EVERY SINGLE TIME.??? 😂😂😂

  • @quinnlewis8144
    @quinnlewis8144 Před 29 dny +52

    The judicial system is broken let's see an average person get the breaks that this idiot got!!!!

  • @DWamericanfrets
    @DWamericanfrets Před 29 dny +17

    His attorney is nuts. He’s ruining his own reputation AND will never get paid.

  • @yappity
    @yappity Před 28 dny +7

    Thanks for the TikTok videos at the end, so hilariously on point about why I personally would never use it. ;-)

  • @suemoses9330
    @suemoses9330 Před 28 dny +14

    Geezus this is ludicrous, he's making a fool out of Americans.

  • @Allegheny500
    @Allegheny500 Před 29 dny +17

    His attorney's thinking why did I take this case? I can't shut him up and he's ruining my career.

  • @twijayamail
    @twijayamail Před 29 dny +148

    trumps standing mute is a sign of admittance of guilt.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 29 dny

      He is not a coward, he is strong, and he did nothing wrong, so yes, president trump WILL be testifying because he has NOTHING to hide
      -Alina Habba, five weeks ago.

  • @maximilliancunningham6091
    @maximilliancunningham6091 Před 28 dny +19

    When his "little" concertina accordion comes out, the LIES fly !

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 Před 27 dny +1

      That's why the tiny concertina hands are always out.

  • @jimnewton6887
    @jimnewton6887 Před 28 dny +14

    It’s just amazing that all his people in Congress follow him after saying stuff like that. What is wrong with these people?

  • @StudioLB
    @StudioLB Před 29 dny +112

    Kimmel is a legend

  • @HarpoonB2
    @HarpoonB2 Před 29 dny +75

    I love when you rip Daddy Dump.

    • @anitatimmons9525
      @anitatimmons9525 Před 29 dny +1

      I can`t type that Eric will get jealous that`s his Father . lmao

  • @redgree1645
    @redgree1645 Před 27 dny +4

    Love, love Jimmy, thank you.💙💙💙

  • @twokittensinabasket9461
    @twokittensinabasket9461 Před 28 dny +4

    How does Trump know what happened in court, since he sleeps through it?

  • @coraleahs
    @coraleahs Před 29 dny +29

    Yesterday the red tie traitor brigade were savaged by the crowd!

  • @dj_snej
    @dj_snej Před 29 dny +162

    Greetings from Germany. Thanks Jimmy, I love your show! ✌🏼

    • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
      @InnocentPotato-pd7wi Před 29 dny +12

      Hello Germany! German -Swiss American here! Thanks for your support! 😊🇩🇪 🇨🇭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @rock-n-rollfoodie
      @rock-n-rollfoodie Před 29 dny +8

      … love Germany. Visited Germany 5 times in past 46 yrs. Kinda hard to post that number. I’m old. 🙂

    • @Dbeckdesign68
      @Dbeckdesign68 Před 29 dny +5

      Hi person in Germany! I was in Munich last year and really enjoyed it. Love your country!

    • @dj_snej
      @dj_snej Před 29 dny +5

      Thank you for your comments... I live near Wiesbaden, that's the Capitol of Hessen which is a state in the middle of Germany with Frankfurt as its biggest city.
      You're very welcome to visit Germany. I've been to Detroit several times and really would love to see L.A. and also N.Y. one day.

    • @christinashadinger3074
      @christinashadinger3074 Před 29 dny +3

      Hello Germany! German living in the US here. Thanks for hanging in there with us! Yes, Jimmy is great!

  • @officialSgtPepperArc360
    @officialSgtPepperArc360 Před 26 dny +3

    It's the “AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM” for me!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @willwebber6496
    @willwebber6496 Před 28 dny +18

    Why do these sorry excuses for public servants get to have these daily press conferences outside the court house? Can anyone like, say , Matthew McConaughey just walk up and talk? Where is the person or persons who walk out and actually tell the truth to the cameras?

  • @debprobst330
    @debprobst330 Před 29 dny +34

    Michael went to prison for his involvement....now it's Daddy's turn

    • @erikkarsies4851
      @erikkarsies4851 Před 28 dny

      Micheal should be back in prison for perjury and larceny ( well sorry my english... it's embezzlement which is considered the same as theft in NY) or his entire testimony should be ignored. The DA waited until after the statue of limitations of his grand theft so he would testify. That should be considered a plea deal between the witness and the DA. And if there is a plea deal Cohens testimony is unadmissable because of the perjury for the plea deal.

  • @user-yf7xe7zc6g
    @user-yf7xe7zc6g Před 29 dny +18

    He gave Jerusalem to the Israelis, then calls for a reich? His mind is so bizarre.

  • @JAMESRS58
    @JAMESRS58 Před 28 dny +1

    His Lawyer is thinking . This a-hole has ruined my law career ..

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne Před 27 dny +2

    Man, that Rudy commercial..... how the mighty fall .... having said that, there's something admirably stubborn and optimistic about how some of these uniquely-American conmen seem to 'fall', in that instead of flat giving up they continue the squeeze and ply whatever wares they think have until the gig is truly up.

  • @nevermanishere4555
    @nevermanishere4555 Před 29 dny +84

    Fraud to cover fraud to cover fraud.

    • @johnleca
      @johnleca Před 29 dny

      Like taking 24 million and laundering it and saying you had no dealings with Hunters business dealings? Yup L,ao You will be okay.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před 29 dny +2

      @johnleca792
      Was investigated and went nowhere (like all Republican investigations).

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 Před 29 dny +149

    I hope the judge calls Donnie in for the rest of the gag order violations and gives him the max for each violation of 30 days each then gives him the max sentence for the guilty verdict. Then send him straight from court to Rikers.

    • @andercoyote4170
      @andercoyote4170 Před 29 dny +6

      That would be over seven years.
      I like your thinking.

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 Před 29 dny +7

      Hopefully Jack Smith will get him in the Stolen Document trial.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Před 29 dny +4

      Oh how sweet that would be. Stay happy.

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 Před 29 dny

      It will never happen, the judge is too afraid to do his job!

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 Před 28 dny

      ...because your core values are Hate and Intolerance over the Rule of Law?

  • @susandegennaro9853
    @susandegennaro9853 Před 28 dny +1

    I HAVE TO CHECK THIS DAILY JUST TO SEE WHAT JOKES YOU SAID ABOUT TRUMP!!! Hilarious!!! Thank you!!

  • @alwysrite
    @alwysrite Před 28 dny +14

    Australians object to use of kangaroos in trumps court !🤣