Jimmy Kimmel Worried About Trump, MAGA Media Cries Rigged Trial & Taylor Swift's New Album Drops

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  • čas přidán 1. 05. 2024
  • OJ was cremated today, Jimmy is actually a little concerned about how Trump is looking these days, twelve jurors and one alternate have been chosen and the MAGA media is doing everything they can to say it’s all rigged, Trump Dildos are on sale now at the Romantic Depot in New York, the animals Trump unleashed are threatening their very own speaker Mike Johnson, Marjorie Taylor Greene is determined to pave the way for Putin, and with Taylor Swift’s new album dropping - we went to the local Farmer’s Market to ask people what they thought of a new song that was ACTUALLY sung by Lara Trump.
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  • @carolellis4808
    @carolellis4808 Před 14 dny +328

    They should put a gag order on the Fox News people. Leave the jury alone.

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 Před 14 dny +13

      They want another lawsuit a la Dominion

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 14 dny +1

      Dems are big on these one sided gag orders 😂

    • @Cygnus888
      @Cygnus888 Před 13 dny +13

      @@neal5068 Nothing to do with dems or rebs. Gag orders are a thing outside your political mindset.

    • @ConradNeill
      @ConradNeill Před 13 dny +8

      @@neal5068 Can you explain how a gag order is one-sided?

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 Před 13 dny +1

      ​@@ConradNeill
      Hypothetically ...
      IF you were dealing with a very nasty divorce case .... and the judge put a gag order on one party but the other was permitted to talk trash to the media and in social media postings .....
      🤔

  • @k.a.4522
    @k.a.4522 Před 13 dny +211

    "I wouldn't believe Trump if his tongue were notorized." That is gold.

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 Před 13 dny

      Is that a judge Judy expression?

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 Před 13 dny +6

      (that's from a famous wrestling manager, Jim Cornette, who hates Trump.
      Corny has been saying that for years on his 2 podcasts LOL)

    • @joannmay-anthony1076
      @joannmay-anthony1076 Před 13 dny +5

      That should be on a hoodie or T-shit.

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 Před 13 dny +2

      @@joannmay-anthony1076 Let John Fetterman model them.

    • @cccccc4532
      @cccccc4532 Před 13 dny +1

      ​@@joannmay-anthony1076 I'd buy one!

  • @theVanishingGladiator
    @theVanishingGladiator Před 13 dny +75

    Imagine how cold it will be in jail 🥶

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 Před 11 dny

      I supposed that they can always put another bar on for him!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 9 dny +1

      Summers will be worse, since many American prisons lack air conditioning, especially in the south.

    • @sharrielee911
      @sharrielee911 Před 9 dny

      Exactly what I was thinking😂 but where he's going is definitely a lot more warmer 🤣

    • @carlocalingasan998
      @carlocalingasan998 Před 5 dny

      @@kingayy9267You understand that the democrats case is weak right? Media over hyped you again. Stop hating so you can think objectively

  • @tenkloosterherman
    @tenkloosterherman Před 13 dny +66

    #45 can't even read. What does he think he will do with all these print-outs?

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 Před 12 dny +9

      They were articles with pictures.

    • @vanessahillmusic
      @vanessahillmusic Před 11 dny

      Will he jury be Fair?" Was tRump fair to the people that he screwed in New York?

    • @darrellhoven4165
      @darrellhoven4165 Před 10 dny +4

      They were mostly pictures, so Trump can handle it

    • @carlocalingasan998
      @carlocalingasan998 Před 5 dny

      @@mtaylor7307 46 reads everything in the teleprompter including punctuation and “pause”

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 5 dny

      ​@@carlocalingasan998
      That's a real big deal too, huh?!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před 14 dny +602

    “Isn’t it past your jail time?” That burn won’t heal any time soon 😆

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před 14 dny +21

      and the answer is, "yes. and about 50 years too late"

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra Před 14 dny +5

      No, it wont. Look how long it took for him to forgive Pres Obama.

    • @user-uj9sz7op8e
      @user-uj9sz7op8e Před 14 dny +10

      That was the BEST !

    • @jeffr6206
      @jeffr6206 Před 14 dny +11

      There ain;t enough ointment to heal that burn.

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 Před 13 dny +3

      I laughed so hard at that at the Oscars that I nearly wet myself.

  • @pathof7494
    @pathof7494 Před 14 dny +417

    They’re keeping it cold now, to help him stay awake.

    • @BooksForever
      @BooksForever Před 14 dny +36

      They’re keeping it cold because it slows the spread of his germs, and also keeps the odor in check.

    • @secheclare
      @secheclare Před 14 dny +9

      The Ed Sullivan Theater is like that.They keep it very chilly on purpose because of the hot lights.I saw David Letterman in the summer in '95 and it was too cold even with miserable humidity lurking outside.

    • @julierogers1155
      @julierogers1155 Před 14 dny +4

      HAHAHA

    • @Plantbliss
      @Plantbliss Před 14 dny +16

      They’re keeping it cold so purgatory is that much hotter 😈

    • @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk
      @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk Před 14 dny +5

      Oh no...not her. She cant hit a note on the way by it.

  • @claireingles-sj6xz
    @claireingles-sj6xz Před 13 dny +33

    It's freezing? That's the chill going down his spine as he realizes he's up the creek without a canoe.

  • @kellyparkinson8594
    @kellyparkinson8594 Před 12 dny +25

    "I wouldn't believe Trump if his tongue were notarized." I loooove it!!!!!

  • @belowmeoff
    @belowmeoff Před 14 dny +918

    As if Trump deserves a fair trial. He's never played fair his entire miserable life. LOCK his arse up!

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Před 14 dny +103

      If he was being treated fairly, he would already be in jail. He's being treated like a little princess 👸

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Před 14 dny

      Those are the same papers Kelly McAnnie pretended was pretending was iQ45’s nonexistent healthcare plan.

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Před 14 dny +31

      @@rcpilot179 That’s the damned truth.

    • @midknight
      @midknight Před 14 dny

      @@rcpilot179bingo

    • @riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
      @riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip Před 14 dny +7

      Everybody deserves a fair trial.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 14 dny +872

    Jesse Watters needs to be arrested for jury tampering and intimidation and also should be sued for defamation.

    • @Imagine-JL
      @Imagine-JL Před 14 dny +106

      Watters is the lowest of the low

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Před 14 dny +99

      Watters should be arrested for impersonating a human being,

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Před 14 dny +22

      @@stratostatic The issue is that these laws only apply to humans.

    • @stevehensley5096
      @stevehensley5096 Před 14 dny +49

      I used to watch Fox before I realized all the lies and partisanship. His mother, a Democrat, called in when he got Tucker's job and sounded like a very reasonable woman. She hoped that he wouldn't jump on conspiracy bandwagons. I bet she's not very proud of his actions of late

    • @joko09010
      @joko09010 Před 14 dny +12

      @@stratostatic
      He’s not doing a very good job either.

  • @maxib870
    @maxib870 Před 12 dny +26

    I haven’t laughed out loud like that for a very long time 🤣 Thank you Jimmy 👏🇬🇧

  • @yvonnelewis4888
    @yvonnelewis4888 Před 13 dny +9

    MTG is probably right, if something completely crazy & chaotic is happening in the House, she’s responsible.

  • @jasonchapple9635
    @jasonchapple9635 Před 14 dny +2005

    I will forever be embarrassed for this country for ever electing someone so unfit to be POTUS.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Před 13 dny +34

      dementia Joe?
      Nah just kidding. I just wanted to say the stupid distraction first 😂

    • @lashelvy
      @lashelvy Před 13 dny

      He didn't win without Putin's interference, which is why he has his minions in Congress doing the Kremlin's bidding every day.

    • @jimako6
      @jimako6 Před 13 dny +50

      Beyond ridiculous isn't it

    • @mthompson5048
      @mthompson5048 Před 13 dny +69

      Unfit for the dog catcher job let alone pres.

    • @dolliscrawford280
      @dolliscrawford280 Před 13 dny +121

      Remember he lost the popular vote. The electoral college needs to go.

  • @jillianlewarne8480
    @jillianlewarne8480 Před 14 dny +506

    Jimmy Kimmel is to Trump what Norm Macdonald was to OJ. Unrelenting, unyielding, and no holds barred. Bravo, Jimmy.

    • @shawnuel
      @shawnuel Před 14 dny +36

      To be fair, so are Seth Meyers and Steven Colbert. But Trump really seems to get butthurt by what Jimmy says.

    • @rockradstone
      @rockradstone Před 14 dny +21

      Bravo to all three. Many thanks! 😉

    • @Missunderstood103
      @Missunderstood103 Před 14 dny +7

      Great comparison.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn Před 13 dny +8

      ​@@shawnuelJK can be more blunt and brutal.

    • @simonagree4070
      @simonagree4070 Před 13 dny +7

      @shawnuel - It's Jimmy's cheesy beard -- it makes tRump confuse Kimmel with Don Jr.

  • @cs6515
    @cs6515 Před 13 dny +22

    The guy who said "unethical" to describe Laura's new song is so perfect! He's awesome perfect adjective

    • @janetbeatrice9505
      @janetbeatrice9505 Před 10 dny +1

      All of his adjectives were perfect, but I can now only remember one other: unhinged.

  • @vincebaldwin4059
    @vincebaldwin4059 Před 12 dny +5

    Where would we be without Jimmy Kimmel?? 😂👍

  • @dbdmack
    @dbdmack Před 14 dny +526

    Big party when he is put in jail. HUGE.

  • @darrelllowe2619
    @darrelllowe2619 Před 13 dny +203

    He's right. Everyone is outraged. Outraged he's not in prison yet.

    • @yellowredblue
      @yellowredblue Před 13 dny

      You are the minority. Look up Operation Mockingbird. That's what this Kimmel operative is doing. Trump is a hero.

    • @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306
      @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 Před 12 dny +2

      Whatever Trump says always assume the exact opposite and then you know the truth.

    • @yellowredblue
      @yellowredblue Před 12 dny

      @@whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 he has been right about most things, what are you on about?

  • @DennyDupuis
    @DennyDupuis Před 12 dny +14

    Its hard to get a fair trail when you’re a life long criminal.

  • @r123rzxo
    @r123rzxo Před 13 dny +24

    The stack that creep is filing through, should be examined for CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.

  • @djsmith4789
    @djsmith4789 Před 14 dny +1185

    That one juror's remark, "I wouldn't believe Trump if his tongue was notarized," was priceless 😂

    • @Plantbliss
      @Plantbliss Před 14 dny +39

      I need a tshirt with that printed on it. Actually now that I think about it I don’t think it would be safe to wear in public

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch Před 14 dny +33

      Not original though. Judge Marilyn Milian of the People's Court used that phrase a lot when defendants lied in her courtroom.

    • @djsmith4789
      @djsmith4789 Před 14 dny +12

      @@LazyIRanch I knew I heard it somewhere else. Thanks

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 Před 14 dny +5

      😂🤣

    • @LeriO2024
      @LeriO2024 Před 14 dny +4

      😂

  • @davidhand9721
    @davidhand9721 Před 14 dny +544

    It was _REALLY_ irresponsible to air identifying details about the jurors. There should be consequences for such egregious tampering.

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 Před 14 dny +34

      I hope they all sue FoxSpews, once they send tRump to prison

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny +1

      No names were shared

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny

      @@angelestorres6334 they can't just throw him in jail, as a former president, he is entitled to Secret Service protection. The logistics of protecting Trump in prison are next to impossible. Especially in a state facility. and the crime itself is non-violent and he won't get jail time for that reason. so get real 😆

    • @user-zs2di4kv9x
      @user-zs2di4kv9x Před 13 dny +19

      ​@@neal5068he's not going to jail and he's not going to the White House he's gonna live the rest of his miserable life in Mar a lardo or under a freeway

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 Před 13 dny +5

      Dulce Sloan covered this pretty well on The Daily Show

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens Před 13 dny +57

    Can we reflect on what it says about a person for them to whine that the one place they can't get a fair trial is the place where they've bragged about living their entire lives? "I can't be judged impartially here; everyone knows me, and therefore hates me!" is quite the self-own.

  • @Ferinex_666
    @Ferinex_666 Před 13 dny +26

    First it was a tan suit, now a purple jacket?! WHEN WILL IT END

    • @deedoyle4069
      @deedoyle4069 Před 10 dny +1

      ...when tRump is in a Straight Jacket

  • @mariesmith8454
    @mariesmith8454 Před 14 dny +1742

    If you don’t want to be tried in NY, don’t commit your crimes there.

  • @TheBlister69
    @TheBlister69 Před 14 dny +343

    Lock him TF up

  • @stevehughes656
    @stevehughes656 Před 12 dny +6

    doesen' it occur to anyone that he has never played fair, he's a crook in every way,, 20 years, no parole

  • @user-ou4ho3qk7m
    @user-ou4ho3qk7m Před 12 dny +17

    NY Court room is old and needs a better air filtration system. Trumps distinct ODER in the court room is horrific!

    • @deedoyle4069
      @deedoyle4069 Před 10 dny

      'Good thing he's whining about the temperature in the courtroom...the freeze is what allows the Others in the room to be able to breathe better.

  • @ryansmith4491
    @ryansmith4491 Před 14 dny +146

    My dog barked and then ran behind the chair, and hid. A full grown Shepard. Don't play Laura Trump singing without a public broadcasting warning. 😂😂

  • @js4ne1234
    @js4ne1234 Před 13 dny +211

    The media should collectively turn their backs and walk away while he's talking.

    • @Kaznil46
      @Kaznil46 Před 13 dny +11

      for real, how is no one just yelling shut up already

    • @mellocello187
      @mellocello187 Před 13 dny +5

      They really need to all decide that one day a week, no one will cover him. No one.

    • @capstone1073
      @capstone1073 Před 13 dny +8

      Omg! Can you type that in bold letters, make a sign, and fly it on blimp across America! Pretty please! The media does not need to keep feeding this person with attention.

    • @kasondaleigh
      @kasondaleigh Před 13 dny +1

      Agree!! All he wants is attention.

    • @silverman5707
      @silverman5707 Před 13 dny +1

      You’re forgetting the money angle.

  • @AccidentlyParanormal
    @AccidentlyParanormal Před 12 dny +9

    I have no horse in this race but I still cannot turn away from watching this whole spectacle

  • @ronlg
    @ronlg Před 12 dny +3

    They say he can’t get a fair trial in NY, so they wan to to move it to an all Republican state and THAT is a fair? F&@$ outta here!!!

  • @jenniferaddison3829
    @jenniferaddison3829 Před 14 dny +797

    Who the F acts like that during their criminal trial? Seriously?

    • @stevenmorrison4692
      @stevenmorrison4692 Před 14 dny +2

      Fani Willis

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Před 14 dny +87

      @@stevenmorrison4692 Oh, sweetheart, she wasn't on trial 😂

    • @joliecide
      @joliecide Před 14 dny +56

      America enabled him. Hence, Trump acts like he can get away with anything.

    • @jenniferaddison3829
      @jenniferaddison3829 Před 14 dny

      @@joliecide because he has, and shame on us Americans who voted for, and enabled him, to be a dictator. He must be stopped!

    • @charleselphinstone6714
      @charleselphinstone6714 Před 14 dny +36

      @@stevenmorrison4692 thanks mrs putin!

  • @gregh2322
    @gregh2322 Před 12 dny +4

    It's much warmer than a prison cell.

  • @Maggs-2248
    @Maggs-2248 Před 12 dny +10

    Speaking of F.A.R.T! Can’t wait for tomorrows monologue!

  • @erickborling1302
    @erickborling1302 Před 14 dny +439

    Hey Sleepy Gonzales if you got "paperwork" demonstrating your innocence, file it with the trial court!

    • @nanarose8537
      @nanarose8537 Před 14 dny +18

      Exactly!!

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Před 14 dny +27

      I got a whole lot of papers too, that he can shake at the camera. They will help him just as much. Maybe coupons will prove his innocence?

    • @Akemi001
      @Akemi001 Před 14 dny +33

      "I've got heaps of proof I'm innocent, but I am trying as hard as I can to delay the opportunity to prove my innocence,"

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 Před 14 dny +9

      * Donzales

    • @estebanvaldez3632
      @estebanvaldez3632 Před 14 dny +5

      Ethnocentrism is the evaluation of other cultures according to preconceptions originating in the standards and customs of one's own culture.

  • @ag4allgood
    @ag4allgood Před 14 dny +1494

    MTG needs to pay back her $160,000 PPP Loan !

    • @c2757
      @c2757 Před 14 dny +93

      What's PPP stand for? Piss-Poor Politician?

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 14 dny +59

      Marj Putin? Can she pay in rubles?

    • @dariovictor6409
      @dariovictor6409 Před 13 dny +17

      Thank you. I’ve been saying…

    • @newtkar4067
      @newtkar4067 Před 13 dny

      Isn't that just the truth. The traitor gets her loan canceled and votes against student loans canceled out! Hipocrites!

    • @mdiallo3199
      @mdiallo3199 Před 13 dny +3

      555🎉

  • @darlaleasure4924
    @darlaleasure4924 Před 12 dny +10

    Take these news channels to court who mentions jurors.

  • @Lauren_1987
    @Lauren_1987 Před 12 dny +63

    The juror said Trump looks "Less orange and more yellow." Is yellow the color for coward?😁

  • @burbanpoison2494
    @burbanpoison2494 Před 13 dny +524

    It's so unfair when a man who took out a full page ad demanding the death penalty for four innocent black men can't find a jury without opinions! 😭

    • @randyzaucha4049
      @randyzaucha4049 Před 13 dny +28

      That is for sure. Imagine if some did that to him?

    • @elizabethalexander6528
      @elizabethalexander6528 Před 13 dny

      I can't stand the man and they would send me packing. I think the people were honest. Its the one's who want to be on you need to look at - 45 will be paying people to try. Ever watch Runaway Jury? Its how its done. I would not be neutral.

    • @pastorXal
      @pastorXal Před 13 dny +35

      Exactly! Gen Z voters are finding out about Trump's horrid misdeeds from the 80's and 90's and they will be voting accordingly. 🌊🗽🇺🇸

    • @davidreid1055
      @davidreid1055 Před 13 dny +20

      That is a really great point.

    • @rufuswilliamson1722
      @rufuswilliamson1722 Před 13 dny +5

      @@randyzaucha4049 Why don't we?

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před 14 dny +201

    Anyone who stops Donald Trump from being in control has my full support.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Před 14 dny +4

      I'm your huckleberry 😎

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 Před 14 dny +4

      He gets crazier everyday. At first I thought it was me in 2016 but it's getting so obvious he's nuts.

    • @stevenmorrison4692
      @stevenmorrison4692 Před 14 dny +1

      Didn't you like the low cost of living, no wars, low energy costs, secure southern border during his time in office?

    • @Chris_Harris
      @Chris_Harris Před 14 dny +1

      Trump 2024 is the best Date Of Expiry you're ever going to see!

    • @thisguygottalove
      @thisguygottalove Před 14 dny

      @@jschuler53how’s he more crazy then Biden explain

  • @laurakozial5094
    @laurakozial5094 Před 12 dny +4

    A true example if a standup comedian . Ive not heard him cry one time about how hes being treated. U go Jimmy 🎉🎉🎉

  • @eugenestandingbear6516
    @eugenestandingbear6516 Před 12 dny +7

    I love you Mr. Kimmel for the consistency and superlative humor you bring to the table. You MAKE me uncontrollably.❤😊 Keep on keeping on !

  • @mytwocentscounts
    @mytwocentscounts Před 14 dny +266

    Mr. Trump, you are where you are supposed to be, in a New York court room answering to criminal charges. Too cold? Put on Long Johns.

    • @birdieerdie2349
      @birdieerdie2349 Před 14 dny +19

      Or double up on his diapers.

    • @magicmarker7047
      @magicmarker7047 Před 14 dny +17

      A wet nappy also doesn't help>

    • @Luked0g440
      @Luked0g440 Před 14 dny +9

      Yeah, doesn't he have, like, a gold-plated jacket or something?

    • @markbillos6665
      @markbillos6665 Před 14 dny +20

      Put on a orange jumpsuit under your suit and get used to it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier Před 14 dny +2

      @@magicmarker7047This comment deserves way more likes!!

  • @heatherdawn4875
    @heatherdawn4875 Před 14 dny +1365

    Why the hell are ANY of the news networks allowed to say ANYTHING about the jurors?? I thought their identities were supposed to be protected?

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 Před 13 dny +66

      They are. I've been in the Jury process, numerous times. That is one main aspect of both the entire selection process, once you enter the main courthouse building, prior to even being called for Jury selection for any specific case. It's also a big part of the Voir Dire process. This is to ensure that there are both, no connections between you and the defendant or prosecutor. And for specific localized crime, you don't live in the area of which it happened. The defense might get information just as far as the Voir Dire process goes, but they should not 1. Know where you live. 2. Know any personal information not required specifically to the case.
      Now there are different levels of information protection when it comes to your location. In places such as Maryland, Jurors are numbers, not names, not anything else. Once you are in the courthouse, you are Juror # [something], not a name. No identifiable Personal Information is disclosed to anybody, nor is allowed to be reported nor made public.

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny +14

      Not sharing names

    • @shauncampbell4371
      @shauncampbell4371 Před 13 dny

      Only the lawyers have the juror names which makes me think that it was Trumps side who leaked info to Fox News. Disclosing what colour jacket the juror was wearing was far too descriptive!

    • @abhks91
      @abhks91 Před 13 dny +15

      ​@@neal5068hmm.. but can't you just do a face search? A reverse image search will usually reveal a lot, then there are sophisticated tools. Even I'm baffled by how they are allowed to speak to the media in the first place.

    • @AmskepticalTravelers-se8cr
      @AmskepticalTravelers-se8cr Před 13 dny +27

      I thought they were talking about jurors that were thrown out by Trump or the Prosecution. The actual jurors and alternate jurors are shielded completely.

  • @georgewilson197
    @georgewilson197 Před 12 dny +4

    MTG "You are neither a responsible person or are you a person" 😅😂😅😂

  • @ricksmith3922
    @ricksmith3922 Před 13 dny +8

    Those Street Interviews were classically Brutal

  • @deborahchandler1815
    @deborahchandler1815 Před 14 dny +165

    Just like when he was in oval office, he requires pictures to look at, everyone of those papers had a picture on it !!!!

    • @jimmyguitar2933
      @jimmyguitar2933 Před 14 dny +20

      And it was the same two pictures. 50 copies of two articles. 🤔

    • @shielanunn3484
      @shielanunn3484 Před 14 dny +15

      A picture if himself of course..maybe hes planning on selling hand signed copies

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Před 14 dny +11

      And everyone is a picture of HIM (of course).

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 Před 14 dny +3

      Coloring book pages, with him in the center.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 13 dny +1

      They were pictures of Agent Orange. So handsome.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před 14 dny +1205

    Donald Trump has spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a local park bench after him. The bench is suing for defamation.

  • @lindadeal3344
    @lindadeal3344 Před 12 dny +4

    Thanks for fighting for us. You bolster our spirits and are very much appreciated!!

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 Před 12 dny +6

    Seems he is lord farts a lot. Not even his lawyers can stand him.

  • @kimberlylundy410
    @kimberlylundy410 Před 13 dny +220

    This intimidating jurors is no joke. We have many more trials to go. Marchan needs to get this under control, or no one will want to serve.

    • @trishajury2959
      @trishajury2959 Před 13 dny +1

      It hi k judgeMarchan is doing a wonderful job !

    • @trishajury2959
      @trishajury2959 Před 13 dny

      Sorry Laura 🤢

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Před 13 dny

      Biggest waste of taxpayer dollars yet again

    • @patgal2359
      @patgal2359 Před 13 dny +4

      @@mikeh6084right! Why expect someone to pay for breaking the law? Esp if its donald the grifter

    • @GdHr-oz5ph
      @GdHr-oz5ph Před 13 dny +2

      Donald needs a spit mask.

  • @michaelmather7352
    @michaelmather7352 Před 13 dny +277

    Why is Fox allowed to report on the Jury members saying what they do ,etc isn't this against the law.

    • @warrtiger9780
      @warrtiger9780 Před 13 dny +2

      because it's public information presented by the court to media. If the Court doesn't present it, it doesn't get reported. However, you cannot assume fair trial by jury of peers without knowing the demographics of the jury. We knew the OJ Panel stats back when.

    • @leeannyoung8880
      @leeannyoung8880 Před 13 dny +31

      @@warrtiger9780 except I never read that OJ and his legal team threatened the jurors with retribution from his followers.

    • @johannevilleneuve8031
      @johannevilleneuve8031 Před 13 dny

      Why is FOX allowed to report on ANYTHING? That network is a joke!

    • @kennethholmes8746
      @kennethholmes8746 Před 13 dny +7

      ​@@leeannyoung8880That part!!!

    • @warrtiger9780
      @warrtiger9780 Před 13 dny

      @@leeannyoung8880 if that be the case, why does the judge allow? He’s an anti Trump guy to start with.. having been on the bench for previous Trump associate trials… but sure, no bias at all

  • @christinespiers-wy9kr
    @christinespiers-wy9kr Před 12 dny +4

    Just praying for Peace in our World.🙏

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 Před 12 dny +4

    MTG a responsible person? Lmao!!! I can't tell whose funnier: Kimmel or MTG

  • @galenhaye7818
    @galenhaye7818 Před 14 dny +129

    Didn’t he do that fake stack of papers schtick when he was bragging about “cutting” government bureaucracy?

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 13 dny +13

      I'm sure his health care plan is somewhere in there too.

    • @jfverboom7973
      @jfverboom7973 Před 13 dny +8

      Yes. He had these really high stacks of 'papers' against the wall.
      Later it turned out to be blank paper giving the impression of superfluous laws being abolishedl.

    • @user-hu5iw4lb4x
      @user-hu5iw4lb4x Před 13 dny +3

      Yes of course !!❤

    • @lindalangford4470
      @lindalangford4470 Před 13 dny +5

      People forget ya right!!😅 Vote Blue 💙💙💙

    • @magdemighty8369
      @magdemighty8369 Před 13 dny +5

      Yes, and also when he was going to "show" us his tax returns -- tables full of stacks of papers.

  • @shewolf2584
    @shewolf2584 Před 14 dny +81

    The only thing I am outraged about, is the fact that the man is not sitting in jail cell!

  • @pamveselka4600
    @pamveselka4600 Před 13 dny +2

    I am afraid for the ppl on the jury.

  • @cestwhat1317
    @cestwhat1317 Před 12 dny +2

    I’m sure he distributed all those so that the press can report on them. You know, because hes so open and transparent about his dealings.😂😂😂

  • @rosemariegrant444
    @rosemariegrant444 Před 14 dny +82

    Keep sticking it to him, Jimmy. We love it.

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 Před 14 dny +113

    I'm an investor. I invested for retirement beginning in 1982. To me, the important thing about the "hush money" case is that Trump embezzled $130,000 from one of his companies, thereby defrauding other owners (if any), illicitly reducing his taxes, possibly messing with his creditors. Nobody should get away with embezzling $130,000.

    • @user-yy4jo9pk2b
      @user-yy4jo9pk2b Před 14 dny +5

      He hid the hush money & took it off his taxes. 😅

    • @LancerX916
      @LancerX916 Před 14 dny +11

      The trial is not just about the pay-off, it's about his company paying tabloids to not run stories that would hurt his campaign and make up stories about his adversaries.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 14 dny

      This is actually what this trial is about, not the fact he cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her hush-money to not endager his presidential campaign. (wich would be career-ending for almost every politician, but not Ttump)
      So you're absolute correct, no one should get away with this, but ttump always does.
      He's like the roadrunner, he stands in the air next to a cliff and doesn't falls down.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon Před 13 dny +4

      @@LancerX916That’s pretty common practice among celebrities, they buy the exclusive rights to a story they don’t want getting out so only they can publish it, and then never publish it. What Trump is being tried for involves election interference and violation of campaign finance laws, but ultimately boils down to falsifying business records. And it’s a pretty strong case, considering Michael Cohen went to prison for doing it at Trump’s behest. Sort of like how it’s illegal to hire a hit man, you can’t avoid being charged for a crime just by paying someone else to commit it for you.

    • @patriciatinkey2677
      @patriciatinkey2677 Před 12 dny +1

      Yep. People keep getting distracted by the sex angle, instead of focusing on the money! 🇺🇲

  • @Bob27kayackman
    @Bob27kayackman Před 12 dny +2

    Take those papers with you to Rikers.

  • @luisespinoza8391
    @luisespinoza8391 Před 12 dny +4

    Pity the jurors were not made up of the people he has not paid over the years.

  • @mellocello187
    @mellocello187 Před 13 dny +200

    Fox outing the jurors is reprehensible. They need to be sanctioned. How are any reporters even in the court when the jurors are supposed to be anonymous? This is so uncool I can’t even.

    • @colinwichman1084
      @colinwichman1084 Před 13 dny

      I think ABC reported the juror information before Fox did, though with a little less venom.

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 Před 13 dny +10

      Can Fox be punished for this, somehow, by the court?

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith Před 13 dny

      Fox has a MISSION! To overturn our government. That has been the mandate since Murdoch was kicked out of Australia AND the UK, but found a bunch of suckers in the American low-information South.

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 Před 13 dny

      @@cheriem432no. The court doesn’t have jurisdiction over Fox

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 Před 13 dny

      AARGH! But, Cheers!@@goodtroublemaker143

  • @RevCeleste
    @RevCeleste Před 14 dny +179

    There should not be any information given to the public on any juror! They must be protected

  • @helenknapp2084
    @helenknapp2084 Před 14 dny +1685

    MTG should be charged with treason!

    • @Stormstorm1
      @Stormstorm1 Před 14 dny +63

      Yes!!

    • @Gmalisaz
      @Gmalisaz Před 14 dny

      Once the Dems take back the house- expulsion for her . Jim Jordan ignoring a subpoena, tampering in Ga., case, many others in congress and the senate deserve charge, 🌊🌊🗳️💙🙏🏼

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před 14 dny

      Vote blue, so she can be indicted too!
      As long as those traitors in the Republican Party, are sitting members of Congress. Anything they say is protected. They got “executive speech privileges.”

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 Před 14 dny

      she has broken more laws against nature than any man, woman, animal, vegetable and WHALE!

    • @MausMasher54
      @MausMasher54 Před 14 dny +69

      She will and so will the rest of the MAGAt's on the Hill....

  • @davenixon8939
    @davenixon8939 Před 13 dny +16

    Jimmy ABC needs to get ready for another law suite for pulling that HYSTERICAL Laura Trump bit!

  • @ljhoule3394
    @ljhoule3394 Před 12 dny +3

    I love it too! What a disgrace for a former US President, so sad😢

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc Před 14 dny +245

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT.....!!!!!!!

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 14 dny +1

      That's dementia joeke

    • @jaytmg5228
      @jaytmg5228 Před 13 dny

      Yeah, nothing like biden who lies about everything . . . except about his uncle the pilot (who wasn't), shot down (not really) and eaten by cannibals. That was all true.

    • @user-zs2di4kv9x
      @user-zs2di4kv9x Před 13 dny +9

      No. Our President is doing great but thank you
      🇺🇲💙🙏🌊🇺🇦🗽🗽🗽

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny

      @@user-zs2di4kv9x yes things are great. Criminals flooding across the border, high gas prices, weaponization of the justice system against political enemies, abandoning Israel, joeke doesn't know where he is half the time, disastrous foreign policies, INFLATION, so yes things are swell 😆

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny +1

      @@user-zs2di4kv9x sorry to hear about Joe and the cannibals 😆

  • @davidmichaellewin
    @davidmichaellewin Před 14 dny +197

    I am starting to really like Jimmy Kimmel. When I saw this video was available I felt actual joy. Joy people. Joy.

    • @kookootrix1978
      @kookootrix1978 Před 14 dny +22

      Since the trial started, it feels like all of America is discovering joy again! 🌊💙🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗳🗽

  • @4integrity
    @4integrity Před 12 dny +39

    What the world needs now is more Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @JohnSmith-ve7sw
    @JohnSmith-ve7sw Před 12 dny +2

    ...you think the courtroom is cold!? Wait until you feel the inside of a concrete prison cell!

  • @Sweettooth25
    @Sweettooth25 Před 13 dny +51

    I hope Jimmy doesn’t retire before we’re done hearing about Trump. He makes having to deal with Trump’s existence more bearable.

    • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
      @JacquelineFox-xo6jn Před 13 dny

      What? LIke him and Molly are going to not be there? there will be a Bathblood. Lol.

  • @andrewchristensen1609
    @andrewchristensen1609 Před 14 dny +140

    (Not)stupid Jimmy Kimmel you are singlehandedly helping this horrible beautiful country even stay afloat

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 14 dny +2

      huh?

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 14 dny +2

      Lol what? 😂

    • @andrewchristensen1609
      @andrewchristensen1609 Před 13 dny

      @@chenzen1578 Referring to Jimmy's recent monologues about tweets from former President Orange Doofus

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 12 dny

      @@andrewchristensen1609 sorry, I don't keep track of everything Mango Mussolini says.
      It's not worth the efford and rottens the brain.

    • @andrewchristensen1609
      @andrewchristensen1609 Před 12 dny

      @@chenzen1578 haha I don't keep track either except for what Jimmy says on his show 😂

  • @joecampitiello3643
    @joecampitiello3643 Před 12 dny +1

    I would like to see see a regular trial act the way he does f around and find out

  • @richardrutherford5076
    @richardrutherford5076 Před 12 dny +2

    Do we have a judge anywhere have the balls to lock this guy up? He should’ve been in jail a year ago.

  • @Satine_Moisant
    @Satine_Moisant Před 14 dny +162

    I wish so bad there were cameras in that court.

    • @faustrocket565
      @faustrocket565 Před 14 dny +4

      Like OJ's trial?

    • @Truth222-lf3lc
      @Truth222-lf3lc Před 14 dny

      He didn't want cameras in there so that he can lie and play victim Trump.

    • @SuperCaliforniaBarbi
      @SuperCaliforniaBarbi Před 14 dny

      Me too

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 Před 13 dny +2

      I’m actually glad there are not cameras in courtroom. I prefer to look at sketch artist drawings and hear from the reporters…. The less I see and hear from trump the better

    • @diesel01
      @diesel01 Před 11 dny +1

      Yeah so we could see his sleep it would be viral

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 Před 14 dny +109

    They absolutely should not allow him to set up mics and cameras in the courthouse. Never been done before.

    • @lyndaweister9984
      @lyndaweister9984 Před 14 dny +3

      @jimmyguitar2933~EXACTLY 🎯🎤🎥

    • @angelestorres6334
      @angelestorres6334 Před 14 dny +2

      tRump's team of lawyers: "If you rant in the lobby it doesn't count, you're safe"

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 Před 13 dny

      Wait! . . .Does Chump want this?

  • @ronaldmarcks1842
    @ronaldmarcks1842 Před 12 dny +3

    Keep it up, Jimmy! Dictators are intolerant of everything, but they truly *loathe* ridicule.

  • @carolprill648
    @carolprill648 Před 13 dny +3

    My goodness don't call him a POTUS, he thinks enough of himself now!!!!¡

  • @c.rlewis5812
    @c.rlewis5812 Před 13 dny +100

    Im outraged he isnt behind bars already! THAT is what is outrageous!

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Před 13 dny +85

    I never miss his opening monologue. Either stay up until 11:30pm on tv, or catch it first thing the next morning on CZcams.
    You keep me sane Jimmy!

    • @bonnienicklaus3299
      @bonnienicklaus3299 Před 13 dny +1

      Me neither!!❤

    • @LindaRivera-xb4kf
      @LindaRivera-xb4kf Před 10 dny

      Isn't it great! He should be treated like anyone else. Fox and Newsmax should never be taken seriously. Smut

  • @peterfedun-sk3jt
    @peterfedun-sk3jt Před 13 dny +3

    You and your writers are having so much fun! LOVE IT!!!

  • @lynettejenkins9213
    @lynettejenkins9213 Před 13 dny +1

    Jimmy you are the best and the funniest 🥰🇨🇦

  • @dodipalmer856
    @dodipalmer856 Před 14 dny +171

    They’re right about him not getting a fair trial - he has been treated with a deference given to no other criminal defendant. That is unfair to the people of New York and the entire country.

    • @gracie1598
      @gracie1598 Před 13 dny

      To dodipalmer: What people are failing to realize if they can do this to him anyone else is vulnerable.
      In other words everyone's Civil Liberties, Constitutional Rights and Due Process are threatened.
      People need to ask themselves how much they value being free.
      The whole serade is about controlling the ballot and the election.
      We live in a Democracy and a Republic we vote.
      I did not vote for Trump however, circumventing my Constitutional Rights does not sit well with me.

    • @user-yi4ze4gg3b
      @user-yi4ze4gg3b Před 13 dny +18

      Anyone else would have been locked up a long time ago.

    • @denisehall4818
      @denisehall4818 Před 13 dny

      I agree.But I believe that the courts are bending over backwards to make sure he has no grounds for appeal.

    • @sbrown5924
      @sbrown5924 Před 13 dny

      He’s been given preferential treatment. Anyone else would be in jail for the same conduct. Not fair to the American people! Lock this fraud up!

    • @old_lady_young_heart
      @old_lady_young_heart Před 13 dny +2

      Decent people like hearing, "If they can do this to him, they can do this to anyone," because we want justice and no one is above the law!

  • @CJScrol
    @CJScrol Před 14 dny +434

    Trump thinks he’s on the set of the Apprentice & can hardly wait to “fire” the jury one-by-one. He’s bellyaching about 4 days of sitting in court.

    • @wade7920
      @wade7920 Před 14 dny +27

      3 days-Wednesdays off.

    • @MarthaRoseMoore415
      @MarthaRoseMoore415 Před 14 dny +37

      You wanna bet half of those pages are not what he claims??

    • @tiffanyshanley1419
      @tiffanyshanley1419 Před 14 dny +3

      ​@@wade7920But they were there yesterday? (It's still Thursday to me)

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Před 14 dny +1

      I'm still worried about the fact that this is a Jury trial. What do you think the chances are that he has already paid-off and threatened the jury members. What are the chances that not even one of these jurors is a fox "news" fan.

    • @tiffanyshanley1419
      @tiffanyshanley1419 Před 14 dny

      @@MarthaRoseMoore415 They were fact checked. I think it was someone on Meidas Touch but not 100% on that. I saw it earlier. They all came from Fox. Imagine that.

  • @anga9495
    @anga9495 Před 12 dny +2

    LMAO freaking love Jimmy.

  • @mammawlee
    @mammawlee Před 13 dny +1

    Oh, my goodness! How is it legal for news readers to out witnesses?

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 Před 13 dny +108

    Printing out a ream of papers from the internet of gibberish is a sign of dementia.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 13 dny +7

      Speaking of ream, don't drop the soap donnie.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice Před 13 dny +12

      His ego fluffer printed them out on her portable printer

    • @AV-we6wo
      @AV-we6wo Před 13 dny +12

      ​@@SwiftJustice If that's what happened, I think he has another problem. Paying for an ego-fluffer and then thinking the stuff exclusively selected to fluff your ego has anything to do with reality is kind of crazy.

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 Před 13 dny +30

    Why would he not get a fair trial in New York ? That's his home state where he grew up and honed his criminal skills.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon Před 13 dny +2

      It’s also where he committed the crime, which is why he’s being tried there.

  • @mindyschocolate
    @mindyschocolate Před 13 dny +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 the Lara Trump/Taylor Swift song play guess on the street was the best part.

  • @kookykreek
    @kookykreek Před 13 dny +1

    Everything Kimmel does is hilarious!

  • @catherinebateman1877
    @catherinebateman1877 Před 13 dny +13

    I'm so tired of that orange menace! He needs a to be in a jail cell!!!

  • @DaveFlorida
    @DaveFlorida Před 13 dny +126

    Leave people on the jury alone! Those that are trying to get their identities or smear them are monsters! The jurors are regular Americans asked do a civil duty

    • @gryphonosiris2577
      @gryphonosiris2577 Před 13 dny

      I fully expect Trump to have all their identities leaked.

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 Před 13 dny +1

      @DaveFlorida There is a great movie called Runnaway Jury with John Cusack and Gene Hackman that deals with this subject.

    • @gryphonosiris2577
      @gryphonosiris2577 Před 13 dny +1

      @@jschuler53 How long before Newsmax or Trump's Lawyers try to do this?

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Před 13 dny

      Civic duty

    • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
      @JacquelineFox-xo6jn Před 13 dny

      Has anyone awarded a court award against the "millionaires" of america seen 1 single cent, yet?

  • @seththomas1150
    @seththomas1150 Před 13 dny +1

    Jimmy is so scared about the flight logs! This is the greatest thing ever!!

  • @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306

    Jimmy might go down in history as a national hero. And it doesn't say much for America that it requires a comedian to fill the slot.

  • @rhondahanlon613
    @rhondahanlon613 Před 14 dny +57

    The monologue keeps writing itself! Vote 💙💙💙💙

  • @kayallen7603
    @kayallen7603 Před 13 dny +114

    "I wouldn't believe Trump if his tongue were notarized." I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT ALL THESE FOX NEW TALKING HEADS !!!

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 Před 12 dny

      I cannot *believe* I have a couple of friends who I used to consider to be intelligent, but who now swear by the info of Fox. Sad.

    • @ericchapman399
      @ericchapman399 Před 12 dny

      @kayallen7603 Blame it on Jim Henson now we have Murdoch's Muppets on Fox

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 Před 12 dny

      Don't blame poor Jim! Fox's talking heads are all to blame.@@ericchapman399

  • @4kmentality
    @4kmentality Před 12 dny +3

    "Unhinged, unnecessary, unethical." 🎯😂

  • @user-bl6lh8wh2x
    @user-bl6lh8wh2x Před 11 dny

    😂❤😊 Jimmy Kimmel I saw this one when you showed this on the Day it on your Show. And I still have to watch it again 😂🤣🤣💯. Jimmy Kimmel you are The Greatest one!!! Please don't Retire 😭💔😔💔!!!