Tank Files: The Ratte - The Largest Tank Never Built

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    Today on the latest episode of Tank Files we will be looking at easily the strangest, rarest, and most importantly biggest vehicle that the series has ever covered. Join your host, Jonny, as we go through this vehicle's story, specifications, and the best darn attempt that we could make to give this thing some potential use and role. As well as discussing the dubious nature of all information connected to it.
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  • @exudeku
    @exudeku Před 4 lety +8660

    Germany's largest war vehicle: *is literally names Rat*
    Germany's smallest war vehicle: *is literally named Goliath*
    British Intel: *ya aint gonna fool me jerry*

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +726

      The Goliath might be small but it sure packs a big blast.

    • @leogazebo5290
      @leogazebo5290 Před 4 lety +535

      German Humor

    • @gamerkiddocody107
      @gamerkiddocody107 Před 4 lety +407

      When your m8 says he has a Goliath pp. Dont expect much

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 Před 4 lety +566

      The Vikings found an island that was covered in lush green hills. *They named it ICELAND*
      The Vikings found an island that was a baron frozen wasteland. *They named it GREENLAND*

    • @panzerjagertigerpelefant
      @panzerjagertigerpelefant Před 4 lety +43

      @@tennoshenaniganizer9234 I see now, it was glaringly obvious all along.

  • @oswaldmosley1063
    @oswaldmosley1063 Před 4 lety +3161

    >tfw the Ratte could literally have been a shitpost by some german engineers

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ Před 4 lety +501

      “You think I’ll get a raise if I show hitler a huge ass tank?”
      *Bruh, you’ll make him nut by showing him that*

    • @Assassinus2
      @Assassinus2 Před 4 lety +96

      After watching Drachinifel's video on the Tillman battleships, I wonder if the Ratte was an equivalent exercise by some very annoyed German engineers after being asked, "Yes, but can you make our tanks bigger?"
      Who were then appalled when Hitler said "That's a brilliant idea!"
      By the point in the war when this was drawn up, though, you'd think the engineers would've known better.

    • @chriswerth1575
      @chriswerth1575 Před 4 lety +49

      And now some Wehraboos on the internet actually think it’d be anything more than target practice lol

    • @die1mayer
      @die1mayer Před 4 lety +18

      @@chriswerth1575 Kinda like british battleships in the age of aviation.

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina Před 3 lety +5

      @@daveyboi1337 A lot of people, a semi-common refrain I hear is "German humor is no laughing matter."

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM Před 4 lety +1109

    "I cant believe we lost the bismarck due to a rudder jam"
    "Then *hits blunt* how bout we remove the rudder"

  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 Před 4 lety +1779

    "I really like battleships, but I'm afraid the the sea... eureka!"

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 Před 4 lety +71

      "PUT THE BATTLESHIPS ON LAND INSTEAD GENIUS"

    • @funwithphobias
      @funwithphobias Před 3 lety +19

      Albert Speer recounted that Hitler actually used a similar line of logic for these super tanks, saying that tanks were like battleships and always benefited from more armor and munitions

    • @toysgamesandmore1386
      @toysgamesandmore1386 Před 3 lety +1

      Wet

    • @notslaughterpaws640
      @notslaughterpaws640 Před 3 lety +4

      Better yet, make the thing amphibious

    • @vanderlindeplays7499
      @vanderlindeplays7499 Před 3 lety +3

      You should have said erika

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 Před 4 lety +5540

    Germans: ze Kriegsmarine can’t be destroyed by British if we move ze kriegsmarine on land

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l Před 4 lety +2443

    When your tank is so absurdly big that you start making Warhammer 40k designs look more plausible, *you know you have gone off the deep end.*

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +156

      Buddy, the Admech is wondering what the designers were on.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 Před 4 lety +214

      Brother, it needs a hatch on the front so I can hit the enemy with my sword!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +106

      @@magmat0585 The lack of a hatch is clearly a glaring design flaw.

    • @logion567
      @logion567 Před 4 lety +32

      Just don't look at titans.....

    • @A-Forty3707
      @A-Forty3707 Před 4 lety +63

      The ratte is a precursor to baneblade confirm

  • @iron1349
    @iron1349 Před 4 lety +970

    The Ratte looks like it is a rejected Wolfenstien boss fight

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE Před 4 lety +48

      Or a possible mission chapter

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Před 3 lety +56

      To be honest, it probably works better in real life than the Paris Monitor. That thing would probably sink into the ground

    • @mailbox3982
      @mailbox3982 Před 3 lety +7

      Thats a good idea

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před 3 lety +27

      God I wish, I just wanna see Blazko fucking rip the AA turrets out and then frag the engines, magazines, or something

    • @TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776
      @TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776 Před 3 lety +7

      Do you one better: Adding a HYDRA cannon to it

  • @springtrappooper9311
    @springtrappooper9311 Před 4 lety +2804

    Italy : we need a 8 ton tank
    Germany : DID YOU SAID 800 TON TANK ?
    Us: did you said 8000 Sherman tanks ?
    USSR: did you said 800mm cannon heavy tank ?
    Japan: did you said 8mm armor tank ?
    Uk: did you said mk8 cruzachurtilda ?
    France: did you said put 8 white flags on a tank ?
    Brazil: did you said to bought only 8 light infantry tank ?

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 Před 4 lety +104

      Mussolini: guys can we get a modern medium tank now
      Fiat-Ansaldo: best we can do is overcharge you for a shmedium tank that doesn't even have optics

    • @germanfan6481
      @germanfan6481 Před 4 lety +11

      8 tons ain't that much if I am mistaken

    • @comradelenin9075
      @comradelenin9075 Před 4 lety +48

      Italy: oh my god fucking stop
      Germany:did you say 1000 tons
      Italy: hey Britain wana be mates

    • @semiedgv
      @semiedgv Před 4 lety +4

      @St0rm Ranger Around 4600 tons with a 600 ton turret.

    • @A.RandomGuy
      @A.RandomGuy Před 3 lety +2

      Germany had plans for the german-soviet Dic* measuring contest, And this is hitlers idea, (Great)

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 Před 4 lety +2699

    "Hanns im board"
    *Hanns pulls bottle from desk*
    "Tank design?"
    "Tank design"

    • @noahhastings6145
      @noahhastings6145 Před 4 lety +60

      Haaaaannnnssss. Get ze flammenwerfer!

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 Před 4 lety +79

      I'm more inclined to assume stimulants of some sort were involved rather than alcohol.

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 Před 4 lety +65

      Random Officer: ....Ooh, zhe Führer vill love zhis-

    • @kitchenjail3546
      @kitchenjail3546 Před 4 lety +48

      Trust me, Im an engineer
      What the fuck has happened here

    • @MrPear40
      @MrPear40 Před 4 lety +10

      @FireIron 36 *dont you mean fanta*

  • @navi189
    @navi189 Před 4 lety +2293

    Germany: Losing war
    Also Germany: What if we turned the Kriegsmarines into tanks?

    • @johnsona6428
      @johnsona6428 Před 4 lety +98

      All you need is a set of tracks on a battleship and the war is over.

    • @CatsAreAmazing8187
      @CatsAreAmazing8187 Před 4 lety +63

      Zelda Man Correction
      What if we turned the kriegsmarine into panzer divisions

    • @liutaurasgrybauskas8377
      @liutaurasgrybauskas8377 Před 4 lety +13

      If you haven't seen it already, there's a video about the amphibious midget submarines from Nazis on Mark's channel

    • @KyuMachi
      @KyuMachi Před 4 lety +3

      briam1354 or built more Submarines and tanks and have the tanks stay away from water

    • @gp-1542
      @gp-1542 Před 4 lety +3

      Zelda Man hitler: BRILLIANT

  • @jochentram9301
    @jochentram9301 Před 4 lety +809

    The Maus and, to a lesser degree, the Ratte did fulfil their designers' true purpose: they kept those engineers and technicians working on important war-related project, and so kept them from being drafted.

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 Před 3 lety +133

      That actually makes a fair amount of sense

    • @Mcree114
      @Mcree114 Před 2 lety +74

      Ratte and maus might have been them mocking the same meat grinder that would've conscripted and killed them. Instead of feline names, like Tiger or Panther, they chose rodent names.

    • @bad_pilot13official
      @bad_pilot13official Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@Mcree114I don’t really agree but that is a very interesting observation

    • @ahnafusaid8028
      @ahnafusaid8028 Před měsícem

      never looked at it like that. Thank you for this new point of view

  • @bobob4477
    @bobob4477 Před 4 lety +424

    "Hear me out.. The Bismarck, but on land"
    "Perfect, do it"

  • @squib-po2ye
    @squib-po2ye Před 4 lety +1483

    *Ratte is built*
    "Ze gut. Driver, start this monstrosity."
    *Starts engine*
    "oh. Well, there goes our fuel."
    "Not just our fuel, but the entire oil supply of the Reich."

    • @nomad1-450
      @nomad1-450 Před 4 lety +9

      😂😂😂

    • @nomad1-450
      @nomad1-450 Před 4 lety +25

      If you stopped at "Oh well there goes the fuel" it woud have been way funnier. Js

    • @generalaccount6531
      @generalaccount6531 Před 4 lety +84

      "Hans, it's time to put on ze 800-ton turret on"
      *Thunderousmetallic cracking noise*
      "Wat was that, Hans?"
      "Herr Kommandant, I think ze transmission just committed suicide to avoid any further torture"

    • @YukoValis
      @YukoValis Před 4 lety +21

      Yep listen to that baby purr. Gets 2 inches to the gallon that one.

    • @red2theelectricboogaloo961
      @red2theelectricboogaloo961 Před 4 lety +30

      @@nomad1-450
      *ratte built*
      "ze gut. Driver, start this monstrosity"
      *starts engine*
      "there goes the fuel"
      "how much did you put in"
      "around a gallon"
      "why not more"
      *"because that's all we have"*

  • @hanzthebringerofflammewerf4881

    Ratte: *is built*
    Every airforce in existence: "Its free real estate."

    • @harvia8348
      @harvia8348 Před 4 lety +90

      The 20mm ai defense cannons.
      Hehea boi

    • @hanzthebringerofflammewerf4881
      @hanzthebringerofflammewerf4881 Před 4 lety +225

      Those wont make a difference when it comes to 500 pound bombs.

    • @Mericaa47
      @Mericaa47 Před 4 lety +357

      @@harvia8348 Ask the Yamoto how well their anti-aircraft guns protected it.

    • @harvia8348
      @harvia8348 Před 4 lety +20

      @@Mericaa47 wery well i suppose.

    • @amberteague6199
      @amberteague6199 Před 4 lety +107

      @@harvia8348 wasn't enough. The Yamato still got sunk.

  • @BrickBlockr
    @BrickBlockr Před 4 lety +233

    Germany: Builds Ratte
    History textbooks: We won World War 2 because Germany went b r o k e.

  • @snailetiquette
    @snailetiquette Před 4 lety +110

    "Hans?"
    "Yes, Willhelm?"
    "Imagine ze Bismark...""
    "... but on land."
    "Willhelm you fucking genius!"

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 Před 4 lety +1029

    "I want the true German tank":
    Maus
    "NO. The true German tank":
    Ratte
    "Perfection"

  • @theimperialyank
    @theimperialyank Před 4 lety +2044

    Ah Germany, the nation satisfied with only the *THICCEST* of Panzers

  • @jacobakana5649
    @jacobakana5649 Před 3 lety +91

    Hans: “we should build 150 new fighters and 75 new bombers!”
    Fritz: “we should build a dozen new destroyers!”
    Drunk German engineers: “tank, big tank.”

  • @dinosatay
    @dinosatay Před 4 lety +395

    Theoretical scene in history:
    Hitler: "Vir haf finished ze ratte"
    Soldats: *cheers*
    Hitler: "Now who vants to man it?"
    Everyone: *silence*
    Cricket: "crick crick"

    • @themajor6835
      @themajor6835 Před 3 lety +10

      Of course no one man it. I mean no one wants to get hammered by a hundred bombs!!!

    • @esplooze
      @esplooze Před 3 lety +1

      @@themajor6835 it has anti air tho

    • @esplooze
      @esplooze Před 3 lety +1

      @NichtDerZocka okay yeah that's true

    • @esplooze
      @esplooze Před 3 lety +5

      Except if the fuhrer travel to the future and bought some C-Ram

    • @bongcloudopening5404
      @bongcloudopening5404 Před 3 lety +13

      @@esplooze bold of you to assume that the anti air could even shoot down enemy planes

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +3680

    Imagine a Bob Semple that size

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku Před 4 lety +1013

    Ratte: *appears*
    Mines and Bombers: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Před 4 lety +30

      Nuclear Bomb: did someone knock?
      Ratte: ha ha ha... I'm dead.

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 Před 4 lety +71

      @@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 if a centurion survived a nuclear explosion this one would probably be fine...
      ...as a nice radioactive flat for your 5 arms and 13 legs to live

    • @wargearinternational7679
      @wargearinternational7679 Před 4 lety +13

      I dont think mines would be that big of an issue, since its quite large and well armoured.

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 Před 4 lety +22

      @@wargearinternational7679 The tracks would be disabled.

    • @Spade_1917
      @Spade_1917 Před 4 lety +12

      @@jclark6749 "1940"
      "canceled in 43"
      lul

  • @PhlyDaily
    @PhlyDaily Před 4 lety +586

    hey nice credit! breathe of phresh air ty!

  • @FirstMetalHamster
    @FirstMetalHamster Před 4 lety +353

    "25 mph"
    [✓] Doubt

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 Před 4 lety +63

      *meters per hour

    • @raidendawn6412
      @raidendawn6412 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Joesolo13 km

    • @raidendawn6412
      @raidendawn6412 Před 3 lety +7

      Two engines from a u boat so I do believe it can.

    • @helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446
      @helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446 Před 3 lety +5

      @@raidendawn6412 im pretty sure the maus had a u-boat engine you think adding another engine makes it faster

    • @raidendawn6412
      @raidendawn6412 Před 3 lety +1

      @@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446 you can just search the power to weight ratio of the engine and do the maths yourself because I'm lazy.

  • @thedootster9074
    @thedootster9074 Před 4 lety +729

    German oil supply: Exists
    Ratte: Im about to end this mans whole career

    • @edgargarred4319
      @edgargarred4319 Před 4 lety +4

      This deserves atleast 500 likes

    • @koboldparty4708
      @koboldparty4708 Před 4 lety +14

      What oil supply?

    • @sean5623
      @sean5623 Před 4 lety +7

      What oil supply?

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sean5623 the Germans didnt have much for oil (main motivation for pushing east and allying with Romania were for their oil fields) but they did use liquidized coal, since they had plenty of that lying around.

    • @sean5623
      @sean5623 Před 4 lety +4

      Arthas Menethil (I know, the comment was sarcasm “what oil supply?” As in it doesn’t exist. :)

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion Před 4 lety +1075

    Judging from the naming patterns, the germans were probably building a tank called the "Germ" which would have been the size of a country

  • @thegreatcheese4682
    @thegreatcheese4682 Před 4 lety +337

    German engineer: “so Hitler how big should our next tank be?”
    Hitler: “yes”

  • @RendingSnake
    @RendingSnake Před 3 lety +79

    40k fans: "The Baneblade is such a silly design, no one would come up with a tank this big in real life."
    German Engineers: "Well actually..."

  • @emanethan8767
    @emanethan8767 Před 4 lety +2235

    Use it as a road blockers. Can you imagine the allied reaction at having to tow it out of the way in order to resume a march.

  • @kyleshuler2929
    @kyleshuler2929 Před 4 lety +819

    German Army: How big of a tank can you design?
    German Engineers: Yes.

    • @raidendawn6412
      @raidendawn6412 Před 3 lety +2

      The ratte isn't really the biggest tank sorta. The p1500 monster and it's is the biggest gun in the word fitted on wheels.

  • @ben._thrc
    @ben._thrc Před 4 lety +772

    Who would win:
    The largest tank ever
    Some RAF bois

    • @mikaelgrande6968
      @mikaelgrande6968 Před 4 lety +68

      Hitler: if it loses to the RAF it ain’t big enough

    • @nanderlizernanderlizer684
      @nanderlizernanderlizer684 Před 4 lety +2

      @David McConville and how are they gonna get close enough?

    • @battleoid2411
      @battleoid2411 Před 4 lety +25

      @@nanderlizernanderlizer684 look at how high all those guns are, the depression is terrible

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 Před 4 lety +1

      Flying Tanks: Hahaha cannons go BOOM!

    • @viper_7712
      @viper_7712 Před 3 lety +12

      Correction: some fishy RAF bois with sword in their name

  • @angrycat4733
    @angrycat4733 Před 4 lety +320

    1000 ton behemoth: Manages to exist.
    Oil supply: Not again!
    Metal supply: Almost deleted out of existence.
    Literally any enemy aircraft with a bomb: It's like bombing a building, but it slowly moves away from you while depleting the oil supply heavily, why not?

    • @Gamerguy826
      @Gamerguy826 Před 4 lety +26

      Everyone left in the Luftwaffe: Not another escort mission... ugh...

    • @Tutel9528
      @Tutel9528 Před 4 lety +5

      Metal supply... Do you mean steel?İf so Germans had a production of some 30 million tons steel per year during 1941-1944.3 times more than thay of USSR and more than 2 times of Britain,but less than half of US's.

    • @viper_7712
      @viper_7712 Před 3 lety +3

      Wirbelwind turrets on the Ratte: *maniacal laughing*

    • @maxace1078
      @maxace1078 Před 3 lety +3

      viper_77 how did the Yamato’s aa help it?

    • @mistakenotou7681
      @mistakenotou7681 Před 3 lety +5

      Road builders and supply trucks behind : I give up

  • @bluebaron4298
    @bluebaron4298 Před 4 lety +615

    How to destroy your oil supply in one single investment
    A German guarantee

    • @TornadoADV
      @TornadoADV Před 4 lety +11

      Judging by it's turbine arrangement, it'd be about the same as a Admiral Hipper at MOST.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TornadoADV and how heavy were they on oil and fuel?

    • @DaSpineLessFish
      @DaSpineLessFish Před 4 lety +2

      Just use coal then

    • @khalee95
      @khalee95 Před 4 lety +3

      @@DaSpineLessFish they would need that for the metal industry, all those metal will not melt itself and become vehicles and ammunition.

    • @DaSpineLessFish
      @DaSpineLessFish Před 4 lety

      ​@@khalee95 Germany has huge coal deposits, and it's not exactly like Germany was running out of coal

  • @dn2064
    @dn2064 Před 4 lety +664

    A7V crew: 20
    Intended Ratte crew: 40
    Y E A H T H A T S E E M S A B O U T R I G H T

    • @jukson8105
      @jukson8105 Před 4 lety +42

      *40k

    • @klennalbertb.delapena322
      @klennalbertb.delapena322 Před 4 lety +17

      i'm pretty sure that the rat needs at least 60 crews to get it moving

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 Před 4 lety +31

      @@klennalbertb.delapena322 Going by naval vessels just the big turret and magazine would probably be around 15-20 guys. Each of the back ones bare minimum of 4-5.
      You know I guess that leaves around a dozen for the rest of it.

    • @jabezteng9872
      @jabezteng9872 Před 4 lety +8

      @@jukson8105 looks right out of 40k too

    • @RangerIkkors
      @RangerIkkors Před 3 lety +1

      I know it is so cramped In here

  • @SchniezelJaeger
    @SchniezelJaeger Před 4 lety +266

    Next german tank: the Mycoplasma, size of europe

    • @Zman44444
      @Zman44444 Před 3 lety +9

      VE VILL VIN AGAAAANNNN!

    • @squishy2229
      @squishy2229 Před 3 lety +31

      Imagine being an alien and seeing a thicc metal plate covering Europe

    • @RedstoneCuba
      @RedstoneCuba Před 3 lety +17

      After that we have "the quark" which is the size of the sun with a barrel 100000 km long and 3 km in radius

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 Před 3 lety +2

      That sounds like something from a game

    • @generaljim3283
      @generaljim3283 Před 3 lety +5

      @@RedstoneCuba After that The Atom
      Which is the size of 10 milky ways

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 Před 3 lety +144

    _"Hitler's fantasies sometimes shift into the gigantic"_
    -Heinz Gurderian

  • @FTWINZOR
    @FTWINZOR Před 4 lety +540

    Can you imagine the explosion caused when the suspension breaks on that baby?
    And they say the German's didn't have a nuclear program.

    • @mikaelgrande6968
      @mikaelgrande6968 Před 4 lety +27

      It would have used nukes as ammunition, no worries if the target is a little close, you are basically in a mobile bunker

    • @LunaS043
      @LunaS043 Před 4 lety +20

      Good god, i can imagine the shock wave from the suspension breaking would actually kill soldiers. Just the shock wave not parts flying or anything.

    • @Drwho1107
      @Drwho1107 Před 4 lety +2

      Germany was actually going to have nukes if a ship from Finland reached Germany. It was carring heavy water, enough for 3 nukes, I think.

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Drwho1107 Except Hitler believed nuclear research was a Jewish science.

    • @ronirantanen5197
      @ronirantanen5197 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Drwho1107 wasnt the ship from norway.

  • @coryfice1881
    @coryfice1881 Před 4 lety +348

    Ratte: Exists
    Bomber Harris: This is where the fun begins.

    • @hedgehog3528
      @hedgehog3528 Před 4 lety +10

      Cory Fice Bomber Harris starts smacking laps with malicious intent

    • @AlistairAi
      @AlistairAi Před 4 lety +6

      *_DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS_*

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 Před 4 lety +1

      Verdammt, Wendy!

    • @majormidget2704
      @majormidget2704 Před 4 lety

      Tallboy and Grand Slam raids intensify*

    • @canisxv9869
      @canisxv9869 Před 3 lety

      If the RAF was as accurate as in its usual bombing runs they would have missed it by a few kilometres :-D

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT Před 4 lety +40

    "Use a gun, and if that doesn't work, use more gun"

  • @jesuizanmich
    @jesuizanmich Před 4 lety +38

    I like to think Krupp had an obsession with building the biggest land thing. I mean, look at their record:
    WW1: Big Berthas, Langer Max, Batterie Pommern, and all the 7 Paris Guns,
    WW2: worked on Maus, built Schwerer Gustav and Dora, and designed Landkreuzers Ratte and Monster.
    And then there's Bagger 288 excavator, the heaviest vehicle until it was superseded by Bagger 293.

  • @nikokatsafaros5330
    @nikokatsafaros5330 Před 4 lety +514

    This takes hans ze transmission broke to a whole nother level

  • @bigchungus4349
    @bigchungus4349 Před 4 lety +168

    Maus: When I’m built, I’ll be the biggest tank ever designed!
    Ratte: *laughs in 1000 tons*

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 Před 4 lety +1

      The Maus did get built, albeit only as a pair of working prototypes (which were hybridized later on into one working prototype that still exists)

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 Před 4 lety

      Bk Jeong non-working*
      The chieftan did an inside the hatch video on it :P

    • @regiel3052
      @regiel3052 Před 4 lety

      Hmmm interesting name right here

  • @wotwott2319
    @wotwott2319 Před 4 lety +127

    Rattes, we're Rattes, we're the Rattes,
    We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the Rattes,
    I'm the giant Ratte who makes all of the rules,
    Lets see what kind of trouble we'll get ourselves into.

  • @toxicman9128
    @toxicman9128 Před 3 lety +51

    Designer: “We should build a tank that-“
    Other Designer: “Weighs almost 2000 tons and has almost no practical use? Just as I was thinking!”
    Designer: “how’d you get back in here? thought we told security to keep you out.”

    • @omarhashim2972
      @omarhashim2972 Před 2 lety +8

      "Its may of 1945, the security are on the frontlines"
      "Fuck"

  • @deusvultblyat9239
    @deusvultblyat9239 Před 4 lety +591

    It'd definitely have a role.
    Target practice for the allies

    • @mistakenotou7681
      @mistakenotou7681 Před 3 lety +20

      For allied noobs ...
      Too easy for pros
      Any one can hit that

    • @Demon-sh2wc
      @Demon-sh2wc Před 2 lety +9

      If anyone misses it then they should be discharged

    • @talleywa5772
      @talleywa5772 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Demon-sh2wc this seems like very much a "boi you better not miss or I'll turn you into a chalk outline" sorta gig.

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 Před 2 lety +1

      @@talleywa5772
      *shoom*
      *rocket misses the Ratte and hits a distant fishing ship*
      "BOI IF YOU DON-"

    • @dm121984
      @dm121984 Před rokem +3

      A source of metal post war for extraction.

  • @nekomancer4641
    @nekomancer4641 Před 4 lety +379

    "this is unique, don't scrape it "
    Cries in Enterprise

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Před 4 lety +31

      Everytime I look at the Intrepid I just scream IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!

    • @s0meRand0m129
      @s0meRand0m129 Před 4 lety +3

      why?? what's the story behind Enterprise?

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Před 4 lety +61

      @@s0meRand0m129 The greatest American naval ship story ever. Basically present at almost every Pacific battle. Pearl to Okinawa. Was at several points the only carrier left in the theater. Fantastic ship.

    • @randycheow4268
      @randycheow4268 Před 4 lety +6

      Battle 360

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 Před 4 lety +13

      Aiman Hafeez
      Deadliest capital ship in WWII.

  • @jon782
    @jon782 Před 4 lety +73

    i feel like the engineers drew this up perhaps to mock the obsession with making bigger and bigger unpractical tanks.

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro Před 7 měsíci +2

      And Hilter fell in love with the design and tried to order 3mil of them

    • @pedrofelipefreitas2666
      @pedrofelipefreitas2666 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Just stick a destroyer engine in it and it should run fine lol

  • @shepherd8171
    @shepherd8171 Před 3 lety +11

    Fun fact: during ww2 large portions of the german army were issued with methamphetamine to relief things like headaches, and German tankers were issued chocolate wich contained methamphetamine, so it could be possible that german tank designers may have got a hold of some of this chocolate, so its very likely that the ratte was dreamed up on a meth boosted design trip

  • @B52Stratofortress1
    @B52Stratofortress1 Před 4 lety +244

    Imagine throwing a track. It would probably be impossible to put back on in a reasonable time frame.

    • @CanuckWolfman
      @CanuckWolfman Před 4 lety +57

      That's it, boys. We live here now.

    • @dickc.normus2406
      @dickc.normus2406 Před 3 lety +38

      Imagine if a smaller tank got caught in the tracks. "Vhe can't move herr Kommandant, ze Amerikaner tank ist squashed like a bug into tracks."

    • @deepfryingdory7154
      @deepfryingdory7154 Před 3 lety +25

      @@dickc.normus2406 imagine finding the fuel and the steel to make and run the dam thing

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 Před 3 lety +35

      (Engine breaks) good news commandant we have a new field headquarters

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht Před 3 lety +2

      8 hours for the maus

  • @Trainer1865
    @Trainer1865 Před 4 lety +811

    Jonny had recently broken up with Sara. Missing the touch of another man he downloaded grindr. as he went about watching anime he got pinged on discord. "Hey Jonny you're 4 hours late to game night when are you joining" Jonny was tired of people spamming him. "uuhhhh give my like an hour". Jonny would not make it to that game night. He got a notification on his phone, from grindr. "Tere, ma näen, et olete ilus Indiana pärit poiss. kas sa tahaksid kohtingule minna????"
    Jonny could not believe it. he was a chizzled man from Estonia, a patriotic Slav who served his country, and it made jonny's legs shake. "uuuuuuhhhhhhhh o-o-okay sir. would you like to go to applebees?" Jonny sat nervously as he awaited his response. Sara was carrying out her belongings when she saw Jonathan jumping with glee. "What are you so happy about?" Sara was the breadwinner but the apartment was under jonny's name, so he kicked her out,he was keeping the cats though. "Not that its any of ur buisness, but i have a HOT date tonight"
    Suddenly his phone got a notification. "Olete väike mees, kuid see tähendab, et see teeb mind suuremaks, ma tahaksin minna Applebezi. Ma näen sind kell 7, riietu kenasti, ma ei taha, et mind häbistataks" Jonny screamed with glee. Then he realized that the time would conflict with movie night with the discord. "who cares what they want they are stupid and gay and i hate minorities"
    Joanny meets with Estonian man at 9 at applebees. "sorry im late i got a cold"
    "See on hea, lihtsalt ärge mind jälle lahti ajada, yankee saas"
    Jonny orders a very large meal while Estonian man only orders a water. he cannot aford to lose his figure knowing at any time the russians could invade his mother country.
    "Milline on teie arvamus Eesti ja Venemaa väikemehe kohta?" hearing the word estonia and russia Jonny guesses that the estonian man is asking where estonia is in russia. "Well i know its on the baltic. Russia is such a beautifal country i would love to vist there on day and see estonia" The estonian man then grabs Joan of arc by the neck and throws him out of the building. he puts him in his car and drives him back home. graphic things then happen and Jonny never makes it to the game night
    non patreon plebs dont even know about the video lole

  • @klutzspecter3470
    @klutzspecter3470 Před 4 lety +61

    The ratte would be a moving tombstone, considering the carbon doesn’t kill the crew. Looks cool though.

    • @raidendawn6412
      @raidendawn6412 Před 3 lety +2

      The p1500 monster is the literal moving gravestone as the gun takes an hour to reload.

    • @raidendawn6412
      @raidendawn6412 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jerrossclarito6119 don't what me

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 Před 3 lety +1

      @@raidendawn6412 how does "taking hours to reload" have anything to do with it? Unless you meant because it takes hours to reload the crew are left vulnerable making the tank a moving gravestone?

    • @infinitespace2520
      @infinitespace2520 Před 8 měsíci

      @@mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 The P1500 was literally a Gustav Gun with tracks, it would've had to stop to reload, which took about an hour, leaving the crew of the huge ass town sized gun platform extremely vulnerable to even a stray bomb.

  • @Lazarus1095
    @Lazarus1095 Před 3 lety +33

    This is what we in the computer gaming world refer to as the "final boss" of tanks.

  • @comm___4871
    @comm___4871 Před 4 lety +79

    The transmission break will be so loud that they’ll hear it on Okinawa

  • @northwoodsrailproductions4538

    It’s BIGGER, it’s BADDER, and it’s TOO MUCH FOR MR INCREDIBLE!

  • @oblivionguard9022
    @oblivionguard9022 Před 4 lety +123

    Me: i better study up for the test..
    Potential History: uploads a video about the Ratte.
    Me: on second thought...

    • @Bigdog0242
      @Bigdog0242 Před 3 lety

      hey oblivion guard whos greyfox and whats guild of thiews.. and whats guild of pickpocketers

  • @Soundwave3591
    @Soundwave3591 Před 3 lety +34

    3:00 doesn't that apply to...90% of the "Wunderwaffe?"
    Our obsession for the 3rd Reich's machines and weapons attains a level of worship that borders on unhealthy. Based in part, i think, on those that they DID build or attempt to build, such as Schwere Gustav, the V-weapons and the Horten flying wings, we instantly assume that anything that came out of the German drawing boards, they fully intended to build.
    On the question of a role, i'm sorry, but i have this amusing idea of a battle-crazed Panzer commander, sick of running face-first into Soviet defensive "walls" at Kursk, screaming at the local Ratte commander to send it forward in a desperate attempt to use this building-sized pile of armor as a battering ram to try and break through.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 Před 9 měsíci

      It's also interesting just in the fact... 90% of these wunderwaffe didn't really even do that much when they got made. Gustav did ok in the cited fight but they didn't use it past that, the V rockets killed those that operated and launched them more than anyone across the channel, and a lot of Horton's bluster about the flying wing is pretty bullcrap and people who call it a prototype stealth aircraft are entirely skipping over the people who actively created the more modern radar-resistant crafts of the cold war because 'it was made by a nazi it clearly was ahead of it's time' despite it barely being a prototype and like most nazi jet experiments usually costed the reich more in casualties than the oil and actual technical advancements that would be useful.

  • @opdude4566
    @opdude4566 Před 4 lety +248

    Wasn’t there a French land battleship concept that is even more hypothetical?

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel Před 4 lety +7

      That's fantasy.

    • @BigL1999
      @BigL1999 Před 4 lety +11

      Well i think i know what you mean and I fought this damm thing in Battlefield 1 xD but i dont remember how its called :/

    • @khornatekrieger3023
      @khornatekrieger3023 Před 4 lety +53

      @@BigL1999 Actually the Char 2C was a properly and fully made vehicle. However, it never actually saw service during World War 1.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_2C

    • @enfield_the_enigmatic2989
      @enfield_the_enigmatic2989 Před 4 lety +25

      @@BigL1999 You're thinking of the Char 2C which they did actually make. I believe he is refering to a different project.

    • @kw9849
      @kw9849 Před 4 lety +34

      You might be thinking of the 140 ton FCM F1, which the French were planning on building to replace the Char 2C. They got the wooden mockup done, but the events of 1940 stopped development.

  • @mexicoball2529
    @mexicoball2529 Před 4 lety +273

    Ratte: *manages to exist*
    Lancaster 9000 pound bomb: Yummy

    • @jammygamer8961
      @jammygamer8961 Před 4 lety +31

      Rattes roof armor: Haha I'm in danger

    • @TornadoADV
      @TornadoADV Před 4 lety +1

      Good luck hitting the Ratte. Even if it IS the size of half a heavy cruiser.

    • @martijn9568
      @martijn9568 Před 4 lety +4

      Pe-8 and it's Fab-5000

    • @ThePonyClover
      @ThePonyClover Před 4 lety +5

      that still only counts as one

    • @1999Almaz
      @1999Almaz Před 4 lety +15

      @@TornadoADV I'm sure such bomb don't require direct hit to destroy or disable target

  • @mausisbestwaifu8376
    @mausisbestwaifu8376 Před 4 lety +35

    “This is Germany if there is a chassis there is a tank destroyer vesting”
    Maus: BRUH

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před 4 lety +6

      The Maus IS the self propelled gun version of the Maus with its gun of fucking huge

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 Před 2 lety +8

    "So after the Ferdinand debacle I think we all know what we need to do in order to improve our tank designs and keep them running longer."
    "Add 100x the weight?"
    "Fuck yes let's go."

  • @ltjimmynz
    @ltjimmynz Před 4 lety +70

    Uses Kiwi accents at the start of his video:
    *happy Bob Semple noises*

    • @Mattamaza
      @Mattamaza Před 4 lety +3

      Not even Peter Jackson could imagine it that big

  • @beepbeeptaco92
    @beepbeeptaco92 Před 4 lety +350

    Nobody:
    The Imperial Guard:

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 Před 4 lety +50

      BEEEEEEEEHNBUHLAAAAAAAAADE

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 Před 4 lety +26

      0/10 not enough Dakka

    • @Gotten37
      @Gotten37 Před 4 lety +3

      Creeeeed!

    • @Gamerguy826
      @Gamerguy826 Před 4 lety +33

      Not going to lie, slap a Green or brown paint scheme on the Ratte, swap out the autocannons for heavy bolters and add some extra reflectors and it would probably fit right in with the Imperial Guard.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 Před 4 lety +19

      The sad part is, comparing vehicles the Ratte still is probably like double the size of the baneblade chassis. Owning the model myself and with a Russ to compare it to (for reference, the Russ's profile is basically an M1 with a turret), and considering the stupid size of the thing in some of the modded into things footage, the Ratte's still monstrous. Like Ordinatus ridiculous.

  • @cactusmanofdestiny3708
    @cactusmanofdestiny3708 Před 3 lety +14

    When you can say the words “Tank” and “Back deck” in the same sentence you know something’s gone terribly wrong.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones Před 3 lety +2

      All tanks have a back deck, I think you mean “upper deck.”

  • @johnerelmacahilig5912
    @johnerelmacahilig5912 Před 4 lety +54

    Ratte: *exists*
    Albert Speer: Im about to end this whole career

  • @MsCreepyChan
    @MsCreepyChan Před 4 lety +40

    Personally, the only role i could have seen the Ratte working as an actual concept would be to take advantage of that main turret on it and that would be as a mobile costal-defense gun. Something deployed in France, driving up and down the coast, lobbing shells at the Royal Navy patrolling the Channel, after all, that gun was specifically designed to tear through ships.
    The problem with this is that it would be a sitting duck as far as the Royal Navy is concerned as British Warships would be carrying equally as large guns to just end its whole fucking career, but, being that it is land-based, (And with it's theorized speed) the argument COULD be made that it'd have the maneuverability to avoid return fire.

    • @TheTeddyGuy28
      @TheTeddyGuy28 Před 3 lety +5

      Hell, it could use cover if it finds a particularly large hill or building to park beside. Roll forward, lob two shells into the sea using information from spotter planes, then back up behind the solid cover to weather return fire and reload.

    • @535phobos
      @535phobos Před 3 lety +2

      Seeing how its only 28cm,which is the lower end of Battleship calibers ( arguably the Scharnhorsts were fairly undergunned), and BBs are supposed to hit other, moving and maneuvering, ships, the Ratte would be no match for ANY battleship and probably not even cruisers

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 Před 3 lety

      @@TheTeddyGuy28 the ally's warship probably won't be able to hit it but their bombers will

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 Před 3 lety

      @@TheTeddyGuy28 also i'm pretty sure during the landings the Luftwaffe no longer exist, so i doubt they'd have enough planes to deal with the bombers

  • @genericusername9934
    @genericusername9934 Před 4 lety +66

    A terrifying beast of metal and steel
    Beating the hearts with oil as thick as cornmeal
    Shredding amongst the battlefield
    Solders March left to right, avoiding the giant rat that lays in sight
    Only to wake up to happily see
    That the beast of steel is but a dream

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +23

      Through the mists a shape, a tank is taking form. The silence of the front's about to drift into a storm. Sign of power, show of force. Load the guns, landship's plotting its course. Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel. Ratte in motion, unholy commotion.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 4 lety +4

      @@kabob0077 *Il-2 Sturmovik drops payload on it*

    • @genericusername9934
      @genericusername9934 Před 4 lety +3

      kabob 007 you deserve a heart, that’s beautiful ❤️

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +2

      @@genericusername9934 Thank you.

    • @genericusername9934
      @genericusername9934 Před 4 lety +2

      kabob 007 welcome!

  • @agathaking4255
    @agathaking4255 Před 4 lety +97

    Role: Sturmovik target practice

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 Před 4 lety +15

      While they're busy pounding this slow monstrosity, they can use their actual tanks to launch an offensive. An expensive, ungodly finnicky distraction - vundabar!

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn Před 4 lety

      IRL Distraction Carnifex

  • @vinnietom6766
    @vinnietom6766 Před 4 lety +25

    Everyone: (talks about the Ratte)
    Monster: am I just a rail gun to you
    Me: yes but actually no
    Tank community: yes

  • @loyalhoodini4944
    @loyalhoodini4944 Před 4 lety +305

    Role: being a target

    • @arthurmorgan2418
      @arthurmorgan2418 Před 4 lety +9

      Actual role: striking terror in existence itself after the ostwind turrets are given WT stats

    • @blah007001
      @blah007001 Před 4 lety +17

      I was about to make a joke about it, but then I realized that' I've used that tactic before to great effect in my warhammer games with distraction carnifexes.

    • @benis4958
      @benis4958 Před 4 lety +5

      Role: allied bomber training

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Před 4 lety +6

      @@blah007001 the phrase "distraction carnifex" is not one I expected to hear at any point and frankly the thought disturbs me.

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 Před 4 lety +1

      They already had the Tirpitz for that. It never did much, but it drained a lot of British resources and R&D time when they tried to find new ways to sink it.

  • @bigstupidgrin
    @bigstupidgrin Před 4 lety +82

    Squarespace: "at least we aren't Nord VPN"

    • @bluelegocat7520
      @bluelegocat7520 Před 4 lety +5

      One makes websites and one is a VPN with shitty security

  • @SuS_NuG_It
    @SuS_NuG_It Před 4 lety +5

    Fun fact, while it is modern and power trains and drive trains have developed a lot, the Abrams is almost a 50/50 split in weight. The turret weighs about 30 tons, and the hull weighs about 40.

  • @lennyfais5040
    @lennyfais5040 Před 4 lety +10

    Essentially, they’d have to use this in a similar way to how the AT-AT’s were used on Hoth

  • @thestupidgamerz5352
    @thestupidgamerz5352 Před 4 lety +21

    The height of the Ratte makes even the M3 Lee jealous!

    • @nikodemos71
      @nikodemos71 Před 4 lety

      Tanklets, when will they ever learn?

  • @mrfreezeable2930
    @mrfreezeable2930 Před 4 lety +61

    This makes the wheraboo weep

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 Před 3 lety +11

    Adolf Hitler: *Ja what if we put Scharnhorst main naval gun on land with tracks*
    Albert Speer: *...*

  • @idunnowhyiplay8035
    @idunnowhyiplay8035 Před 4 lety +25

    When shouting FOR THE EMPEROR!! starts to make more sense you know you went too far.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 Před 4 lety +55

    You know this makes the Baneblade from 40K look resonable.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +17

      The Baneblade is actually supposedly a pre-DAoT Scout/Escort Tank for even bigger ones...
      Also, praise the Emperor.

    • @videogameguy4215
      @videogameguy4215 Před 4 lety +9

      @@kabob0077 I read about that then again when black hole bombs are being used as frag grenades you can expect some shit in the realm of ridiculousness by 40k standards

    • @ComissarYarrick
      @ComissarYarrick Před 4 lety +8

      Well, in realm of Wh40k baneblade is resonable. You need absurdly big tanks to fight enemy absurdly big tanks.

    • @videogameguy4215
      @videogameguy4215 Před 4 lety +3

      @Angel of Mercy. No pity No remorse No fear

    • @Jacob-rm7yn
      @Jacob-rm7yn Před 4 lety +1

      Ah ahah you really want me to bring my giant church titan to show you who is the king here. Actually 40k is by far the dumbest with all those kind of non-sens

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly

    Me: "I want to see like 20 of these airdropped into a city, just to see if it can be pulled off"
    Hitler: "not even I'm that crazy, what the actual fuck do you think 20 of these will do to the infrastructure, landing at the same time"

    • @pyronuke4768
      @pyronuke4768 Před 4 lety +8

      You:"about the same as what the American's bomb did to Hiroshima"

  • @okkok8501
    @okkok8501 Před 4 lety +51

    Lessons learnt: never have a naval designer design tanks

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey the first tanks ever were developped by the royal navy

    • @knightblade0188
      @knightblade0188 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nolategame6367 yes but the Royal Navy had something called common sense

  • @the_fixer2593
    @the_fixer2593 Před 3 lety +2

    I'm just imagining Speer just sitting at his desk, happily sipping tea because that day was actually going well in terms of the economy for once. An aide walks in, and asks for his approval or disapproval regarding the design on the Ratte. Speer gives it a glance, shrugs, and takes a sip of tea; and then mid sip spits out his tea and has a heart attack just looking at the thing.
    And the aide just goes, "So that's a no then?"

  • @MajorSpam
    @MajorSpam Před 4 lety +60

    3:00 I love hove jokes don't exist, they're all *MEEMS* now.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 Před 4 lety +8

      In a few centuries all current languages will be radically different than they are in the present day, linguists posit.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Před 4 lety

      normalfa gs have stolen the word

    • @poetycko_o_ksiezycu
      @poetycko_o_ksiezycu Před 3 lety +1

      Sayounara zetsubou sensei

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 Před 4 lety +50

    It is funny that he was wearing a specific uniform.

    • @user-py5qq4ht8l
      @user-py5qq4ht8l Před 4 lety +8

      A very incorrect uniform sadly

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans Před 4 lety +15

      I’m always suspicious of people that have these.

    • @GrumpyIan
      @GrumpyIan Před 4 lety +8

      @@HydratedBeans He has a shrine off camera for the Tiger 1 tank.

    • @setesh1294
      @setesh1294 Před 4 lety +4

      @@user-py5qq4ht8l silence, Wehraboo.

    • @ellis8238
      @ellis8238 Před 4 lety +1

      Graham Turner Uniform made me cringe. So inaccurate.

  • @fireironthesecond2909
    @fireironthesecond2909 Před rokem +2

    German resources: “Please, have mercy!”
    Speer: “There is no mercy”

  • @liutaurasgrybauskas8377
    @liutaurasgrybauskas8377 Před 4 lety +5

    So I actually had a read through Alber Speer's memoirs, and there's not much info there, but what was given was that the Ratte was intended to use a spare Gneisenau turret, essentially turning it into a land battleship. Though all he mentions is a concept drawing that was dismissed by Speer for impracticality. Seriously, I think there's not much point in even debating this tank, it's basically just a crazy idea nazis had at the time, but such crazy ideas aren't really worth considering seriously, so no plans for it were ever created.

    • @liutaurasgrybauskas8377
      @liutaurasgrybauskas8377 Před 4 lety +2

      So all in all, this tank probably had a longer lifespan as an internet meme rather than an actual design.

  • @jobRobbemond
    @jobRobbemond Před 4 lety +22

    Quick question: Could it take on a Bob Sempel?
    Yeah, that's what I thought.

    • @demitrirobles4977
      @demitrirobles4977 Před 4 lety +1

      bullet Bounce off the ratte. Who is Laughing now

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 Před 4 lety +3

      Not even a fair match
      The bob Semple would absolutely destroy the ratte

  • @fritzfromthewehrmacht5485
    @fritzfromthewehrmacht5485 Před 4 lety +41

    Fritz: Yes yes hans lets put the kriegsmarine on land.
    Hans: we are unstoppable

    • @Alystas
      @Alystas Před 3 lety

      I thing digging canals all around europe to have the Kriegsmarine actualy fight inland would have been an easier, more practical solution at this point. Plus after the war you would have an enormous network of canals to quickly an efficiently transport goods and peoples.

  • @labineboy2876
    @labineboy2876 Před 4 lety +4

    I could see the ratte being useful as a mobile operations centre. You put the commander’s inside it and use it to shoot from afar.

  • @Asdtable
    @Asdtable Před 3 lety +5

    1:00
    Imagine seeing a panzer 2 the size of the ratte, thats what the file shows

  • @ro-gamingftw3327
    @ro-gamingftw3327 Před 4 lety +13

    brings a whole new meaning to
    "Hanz, ze suspension is out!"

  • @embasorangiratina36
    @embasorangiratina36 Před 4 lety +66

    I bet that if they built it, the engine would've caught fire immediately.

    • @GrumpyIan
      @GrumpyIan Před 4 lety +16

      It would have probably had a setup like ships where it has a line of engines in series to power generators/ screws. Most likely because of the shear weight it would get stuck in a swamp then catch fire and blown up.

    • @embasorangiratina36
      @embasorangiratina36 Před 4 lety +9

      @@GrumpyIan Or it could explode the engine trying to climb an incline greater than 3 degrees.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 4 lety +8

      @@embasorangiratina36 Like the Ferdinand

    • @JusTCheap15
      @JusTCheap15 Před 4 lety +1

      Troy Chient it
      Isnt an american jehaaaaa tank

    • @Mattamaza
      @Mattamaza Před 4 lety +1

      Absolutely no mention of the final drive in this video. . .

  • @metalmadness5851
    @metalmadness5851 Před 3 lety

    An idea so amazing and hilarious that you can't help but love and respect it!

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 Před 3 lety +3

    0:33 "Semple History"
    Nice touch.

  • @superjesse645
    @superjesse645 Před 4 lety +6

    I always saw the Ratte as sort of a mobile command center, used by an army commander to coordinate the forces while laying down some serious firepower on tough targets or lobbing super-powered HE rounds to clear masses of enemy units.

    • @thomascushing7164
      @thomascushing7164 Před 4 lety +3

      Honestly, wouldn't be that bad of an idea for its role, the tank is still fucking stupid THICC and wouldn't work from just a resources perspective

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 Před 4 lety +3

      So basically a very large and mobile killbox?

    • @Sneakleak96
      @Sneakleak96 Před 4 lety +2

      So basically a Big Tray from Gundam

  • @rmcl7583
    @rmcl7583 Před 4 lety +30

    wow you are pumping more videos than T-34 factories.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 4 lety +1

      Impossible, nothing can top T-34 production value

    • @VinceOliver04
      @VinceOliver04 Před 4 lety

      @Totally not the flash :3 Hahaha exactly they were doomed from the very beginning

    • @memememr46
      @memememr46 Před 4 lety

      _what in the sweet, flying _*_FUCK_*_ is your profile pic_

  • @mattbowden4996
    @mattbowden4996 Před 2 lety +2

    This is by far the best video on youtube about the Ratte - because it is the only one that acknowledges it's probably all a bunch of made up rubbish. We know that Hitler asked for a feasibility study into a 1000 ton tank in 1942. We know Speer killed any work on any such projects a year later. Otherwise all we have is a drawing of dubious provenance which all the modern reconstructions are based off and a couple of unattributed photographs of "landship" models (which incidentally look nothing like the drawing) which might be concept models for the 1000 ton tank but we simply don't know. Other than that we have nothing and all the specifications we see thrown around the internet are complete speculation.

  • @a.t.t.g8359
    @a.t.t.g8359 Před 4 lety +3

    I would suggest it being used to draw fire or as an artillery vehicle. It could be used to defend against coastal bombardments and amphibious tanks such as in Normandy or the Pacific but it is such a waste to fuel and repair it that there would be no point. You could always modify it to be one hell of a troop carrier but that's just my opinion

  • @endlesnights3817
    @endlesnights3817 Před 4 lety +3

    You know, I'm rather surprised more games set in WW-2 don't include the Ratte. It's almost always modders who implement versions of it. But with all the out there WW-2 games, seems like something that would be rather fun. My first run in with this beast was in Battlefield Forgotten Hope Secrete Weapons, this thing was massive and you could run all through it just like a Land Battleship.

  • @kgroovr
    @kgroovr Před 4 lety +71

    Clicked on this yesterday and got a "hate speech" notification ??
    Happy to see it back.

    • @RainytheNB
      @RainytheNB Před 4 lety +22

      youtube staff are nazis about anything to do with nazis

    • @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-
      @_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._- Před 4 lety

      Why does that not surprise me?

    • @eagletanker
      @eagletanker Před 4 lety +8

      Seeing how they don’t crack down on all the real nazis like P.J.W or Sargon, I don’t think that’s right

    • @black-uh1df
      @black-uh1df Před 4 lety +7

      @@eagletanker ??????????

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 Před 4 lety +5

      @@eagletanker CZcams are too lazy to actually contextualize anything, so they have their shitty algorithm (peace be upon it) fuck with anything that uses terms like 'Nazi' 'Holocaust' and the like - whilst all it takes to dodge this for someone inclined to espouse actual hateful rhetoric is to just use euphemisms and cagey weasel-words. The problem isn't actually political in nature - CZcams is just too lazy and greedy to find a solution with some sort of human oversight.

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 Před 4 lety +2

    I can't wait to see your video on the Tillman Battleships, which are also meme-worthy as the biggest US Battleships never built.

  • @hatchmaster_5745
    @hatchmaster_5745 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I could see the land cruiser being more useful as a stationary fortress, kinda like when they would intentionally beach a Galeon or a Frigate to make it into a fort, and that was the entire purpose from then onwards. The Ratte would be a similar idea but on land where you drive the thing to the position you intend on defending and then you dig in around it using it's built in overwhelming firepower and anti air supports as the centerpiece of a defensive position