Darth Vader Reacts to The Rise of Skywalker

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    Darth Vader Reacts to The Rise of Skywalker (Episode 9)
    After seeing the latest Star Wars movie and the presumed end to the Skywalker saga, Darth Vader shows up at Disney headquarters to hang up his helmet and take a long-overdue vacation. However, with Star Wars embedded into the future of Disney with new investments like Disney Plus and Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland there's plenty more Disney has planned for Vader to do...
    STARRING:
    Michael Adams Davis - Mr. Richards
    Jon Bailey - as the voice of Darth Vader ( / jon3pnt0 )
    David Odom - as the body of Darth Vader
    Written by Michael Adams Davis and Michael Schroeder
    Directed by Michael Schroeder
    Cinematography by Luke Hanlein
    Production Design by Taylor Frost
    Edited by Chance Cole
    VFX by Richard Cabrera of Romthirty VFX - www.romthirty.com
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  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 Před 4 lety +6060

    Some say Thanos is evil
    Some say Sidious and Vader are evil
    I say that mouse is evil

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 Před 4 lety +80

      It's called capitalism

    • @earendurvoneinzbern7585
      @earendurvoneinzbern7585 Před 4 lety +86

      It's called greed, it's been with us since the dawn of time.

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah Před 4 lety +22

      DOWN with the Maus Reich! =>[.]

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire Před 4 lety +56

      That mouse is not evil, that mouse compares to evil like Jason Momoa compares to other men... Disney is what evil checks under its bed for at night.

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie Před 4 lety +42

      From my point of view, it is Disney who are evil.

  • @EndSpawnShadow
    @EndSpawnShadow Před 4 lety +2942

    I thought Vader would almost kill him and say:
    “Be Careful Not To Choke On Your Aspirations, Director”

    • @futbol5554
      @futbol5554 Před 4 lety +36

      Rogue one

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 Před 4 lety +38

      @@futbol5554 no dip, sherlock

    • @futbol5554
      @futbol5554 Před 4 lety +12

      @@JordanWheeler1999 Wtf do I say

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 Před 4 lety +24

      @@futbol5554 *wtf did I say
      Clearly you got the joke?
      Why on earth do you guys keep on telling where it's from like it's a lost hamster?

    • @tbnrprimestudios1232
      @tbnrprimestudios1232 Před 4 lety +8

      Jordan Wheeler I was told a joke earlier you want to hear it

  • @rhysmag6723
    @rhysmag6723 Před 4 lety +2126

    Darth Vader a child murderer who cuts his own sons hand off and tortured his daughter
    Disney: let’s make him the head of marketing

    • @ultrachaos1596
      @ultrachaos1596 Před 4 lety +59

      Rhys Mag that actually makes a lot of sense if you stop and look at what Disney has become and compare them to Warp Zones version. They seem like the exact same thing.

    • @garyhauffe651
      @garyhauffe651 Před 4 lety +14

      Yes it's the real yes this is real Darth Vader what are you talkin about I had no recollection of injuring or putting any home to my kids please explain further detail I have a

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Před 4 lety +15

      Michael Zahabi, saying Disney isn’t any different than Imperial is entirely truthful because they’re one in the same such as how they stole from Kimba the White Lion and never earned up to it even after the 2019 remake; they stole the idea of Steam Boat Willy from another movie that was already before Disney even became a company, and the only time Mickey Mouse is depicted as a human being with flaws, character growth, and aspirations in life is in the Kingdom Hearts because Disney made him a mascot in their company for entirety because they didn’t let Mickey Mouse go in the public domain after Walter Disney died.

    • @rhysmag6723
      @rhysmag6723 Před 4 lety +3

      Light Yagami bruh stole from kimba the white lion that’s a lie

    • @Parocha
      @Parocha Před 4 lety +4

      You forgot to add "traitor to the government" and "mass murderer" to the list.

  • @Jpescit
    @Jpescit Před 4 lety +805

    Me: "Is Vader laughing or crying in the end?"
    Disney: "Yes!"

    • @that1dude154
      @that1dude154 Před 4 lety +8

      Really though what is he doing?

    • @hentaihaven8552
      @hentaihaven8552 Před 4 lety +3

      @@that1dude154 both

    • @jessevancooney6963
      @jessevancooney6963 Před 3 lety +28

      @@that1dude154 hes crying because he doesnt want to live as a slave to Disney but said weee because that was a fun ride

    • @vvcreative2628
      @vvcreative2628 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jessevancooney6963 because this is pod racing 😜

    • @quillion0877
      @quillion0877 Před 3 lety +1

      Wwwwweeeeeee

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 Před 4 lety +3084

    Vader: “I died in the 6th, I’m done...”
    Disney: “Right...”

    • @Evil_Peter
      @Evil_Peter Před 4 lety +106

      Audience: "Best part of Disney Star Wars was when Vader showed up in Rogue One"

    • @vanessabetty29
      @vanessabetty29 Před 4 lety +21

      Evil Peter well yeah because that was badass

    • @arditeider2812
      @arditeider2812 Před 4 lety +21

      "Somehow, Darth Vader returned."

    • @ChamChamRealSmooth
      @ChamChamRealSmooth Před 4 lety +16

      @@mr.s374 Well, technically, Hayden Christensen showed up as Vader in the ending of Episode III.

    • @feliciafenish7128
      @feliciafenish7128 Před 4 lety +9

      Disney: star wars time to start a new line of movies.
      Star wars: please, just let me die.
      Disney: die? Hahahahaha hell no, Get up and continue making money

  • @achinthmurali5207
    @achinthmurali5207 Před 4 lety +1351

    Disney is going to sue you for putting cameras in their headquarters.

    • @bensports6630
      @bensports6630 Před 4 lety +10

      So right

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 Před 4 lety +19

      Nah....
      Disney would be sued for mistreating studios and their characters and mistreating people's souls

    • @tbnrprimestudios1232
      @tbnrprimestudios1232 Před 4 lety +9

      Achinth Murali trust they’ll be sued for Murdering all our dreams

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 Před 3 lety +9

      Disney should have been sued for ripping Star Wars! The sequels are so unoriginal, they make Spaceballs look like an original concept!

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@JordanWheeler1999 Don't do it, Disney will sue you out of existance if you try to sue them. My brother tried to sue them for a minor leg injury from a ride mishap...
      ...never saw him again...

  • @CrunchyNorbert
    @CrunchyNorbert Před 4 lety +1510

    Mickey was the Lord of the Sith all along

    • @mrfadzy5427
      @mrfadzy5427 Před 4 lety +18

      more like the "OVERLORD" OF EVIL SITH just like palpatine proclaims I AM ALL THE SITH

    • @wyattdiorr
      @wyattdiorr Před 4 lety +5

      @CrunchyNorbert we all know it was jar jar😂😂😂😂

    • @felixtatang414
      @felixtatang414 Před 4 lety +3

      Have I told you, that the galaxy was under control of a Sith?

    • @thalukesta2112
      @thalukesta2112 Před 4 lety +1

      Jar Jar*

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 Před 4 lety +2

      No, Darth Jar Jar

  • @chasehervey2384
    @chasehervey2384 Před 3 lety +310

    Vader, always a slave.
    Slave on Tatooine
    Slave to the Jedi
    Slave to Sidious
    Slave to Disney

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail Před rokem +13

      He wasn't a slave to the Jedi, he was a student who didn't learn to understand that there was a difference between people that held him back from screwing himself over and people holding him back to help him learn better...
      He was a child who didn't understand that the strictness of the jedi was from love and a wish for him to grow and instead compared it with the strictness of a slaver.
      The Jedi, Slavers and Sith were his masters... but the Jedi were teachers, the Slavers and Sith were owners...
      Anakin just sadly never knew the difference... the Jedi never had to deal with such a situation and didn't know such a problem existed.
      The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice.
      The Jedi wanted him to have freedom.... sadly, Anakin was a slave to himself... a slave to his past... a slave to his arrogance... a slave to his mistrust... a slave to his anger...
      But he was never a slave to the Jedi... he just never realized that the chains on him came from himself... Sidious just took control of those chains... but Palpatine didn't create those chains, Anakin did...
      And Luke was the only one who (other than Palpatine) realized those chains existed and freed his father...

    • @sorasong9708
      @sorasong9708 Před rokem +1

      Anakin truly is a tragic character and Terra is understandibly based on him.

    • @chernxbyl9140
      @chernxbyl9140 Před rokem

      @@TheDeathmail now transfer that to everyone irl. palpatine would be the inorganic ones who control everything. even the people you call presidents are just puppets

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 Před rokem +4

      @@TheDeathmail "The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice. " oh sure even his best friend obi-wan kept lying to him like so many times. most of the jedi like windu treats anakin pretty bad. oh and not to mention they almost death ahsoka which is why she left the jedi order. and even when anakin tells mace the truth about palp. even then for now u gain my trust. that means he never really trusted anakin in the first place.

    • @peterparker-wu3io
      @peterparker-wu3io Před rokem

      @@sorasong9708 A bit late but is that a Kingdom Hearts reference? just curious.

  • @miguelversestudios4309
    @miguelversestudios4309 Před 4 lety +2138

    Let Vader retire

  • @DonBlackBird71
    @DonBlackBird71 Před rokem +109

    After Kenobi, I realise that these guys were absolutely right

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 Před 4 lety +162

    Vader: Right, im dead. can i go now?"
    Disney: Well, we're altering the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further

  • @Gothic83
    @Gothic83 Před 4 lety +3614

    Ok warp zone stop it really do you guys actually have someone on the inside of Disney telling you there master plans for there property's because these segments are starting to scare me lol

  • @mr.feghouli403
    @mr.feghouli403 Před 4 lety +2326

    Bro all we want is an old republic series/movies, nothing more. Maybe even more old republic games. That's all we ask

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Před 4 lety +111

      They can't do that, it would force them to admit they can't make their own stuff, plus the brand is damaged.

    • @insertclevernamehere700
      @insertclevernamehere700 Před 4 lety +58

      @@Raximus3000 Actually There are already KOTOR-Based movie in the works, It already has a writer.

    • @LekeO
      @LekeO Před 4 lety +19

      Thank You and maybe some spin offs like with Star Killer

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 4 lety +48

      Yeah easy way to cash in on starwars is just to put keanu reaves in it and set it in old republic. No matter what happens people would go see it.

    • @insertclevernamehere700
      @insertclevernamehere700 Před 4 lety +23

      @@Jebu911 Not gonna lie that's true.

  • @JadedOne420
    @JadedOne420 Před 4 lety +632

    "Darth, baby, you're the most recognizable character since Jesus!"
    Darth: *ominous breathing*

    • @DesertVader
      @DesertVader Před 4 lety +8

      JadedOne420 Agreed!

    • @chriso0015
      @chriso0015 Před 4 lety +12

      They forgot characters like Superman and Kermit the frog, but I know what he means

    • @Himmyjewett
      @Himmyjewett Před 4 lety +5

      @@chriso0015 Kermit okay

    • @calamityganon8114
      @calamityganon8114 Před 4 lety +6

      Well, the prequels were technically filmed after the OT, so Jesus was created after Darth Vader

    • @isaac5154
      @isaac5154 Před 3 lety

      obi-one doesn't think so

  • @ftsataros25
    @ftsataros25 Před 4 lety +51

    “Maybe you should take a little vacation. And I know just the place to send you.”
    *Cuts to Vader on Tatooine*

  • @truffer1145
    @truffer1145 Před 4 lety +2797

    Instead of “Unlimited power” I would’ve said “Unlimited money”

  • @DN0103
    @DN0103 Před 4 lety +318

    Richards is so powerful he makes Darth Vader cry. Wow! Poor Vader

  • @omarcrespo77
    @omarcrespo77 Před 4 lety +865

    Vader:
    I'm done
    Disney:
    I find your lack of faith disturbing...

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 Před 4 lety +12

      Disney:
      Oh no, my profitable cash cow. You'll find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 Před 4 lety +10

      @@Webshooters1
      Star Wars fandom:
      Come with me!!
      🥺
      🙏
      Star Wars:
      Spielberg once thought as you do... YOU DON'T KNOW the POWAH of DISNEY! I 'MUST' obey my Master!!
      ☝️🧐
      Star Wars fandom:
      I know there are good stories in you. Disney hasn't taken them all from you fully!!
      😟
      Star Wars:
      It is... too late, for me... fans.
      🙁
      [propaganda enters surrounding Star Wars]
      Disney will show you the true meaning of entertainment. It, is your Master now!!
      ☝️🧐
      Star Wars fandom:
      .......
      Then the franchise is truly dead...
      😪
      Star Wars:
      .......

    • @Batman-rg7tj
      @Batman-rg7tj Před 4 lety +4

      I find your lack of content disturbing

    • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
      @lukethegoldenminecart1297 Před 4 lety +2

      Star wars community:this will begin to make things right,I have traveled to far seen to much without the legends there can't be balance in the Films
      Darth Vader:All because of you the franchise has a chance the Lucas has been after this for a long time
      Star wars community:The Lucas to me
      his the true leader of Star wars
      Darth Vader:Well he certainly his that
      BOOM DISNEY I TOOK ONE OF YOUR SCENES AND USED IT AGAINST YOU

  • @AidanRampair
    @AidanRampair Před 3 lety +366

    “I think Mickey is a Sith Lord”

    • @warlockgod66
      @warlockgod66 Před 3 lety +12

      He is the Force Master he rule over the force and the Jedi and the sith, he is the Master pulling the strings 😈😈😈😈😈

    • @246yami
      @246yami Před 3 lety +11

      A Sith Lord?

    • @kjmultiversemotions3404
      @kjmultiversemotions3404 Před 3 lety +11

      @@246yami Yes, The one we’re looking for.

    • @sannicfann3338
      @sannicfann3338 Před 3 lety +3

      I find it funny how mickey is now a symbol of greed when he's supposed to be one of the kindest cartoon characters

    • @246yami
      @246yami Před 3 lety +1

      @@kjmultiversemotions3404 A man of culture I see lol

  • @Concepcion30
    @Concepcion30 Před 4 lety +887

    "Even Daisy Ridley will eventually get old and die." LoL, this guy has got inhumane executive down.

  • @ndprod.animationenthusiast9376

    This is why you shouldn’t sell your company to Disney.

    • @solowingsjet
      @solowingsjet Před 4 lety +29

      "The last independent company" (For sale sign)
      Mickey: HA HA there's a company that I can buy, I just need to walk in the front door.
      "A few seconds later"
      Mousetrap squashed Mickey Mouse: blood all over the floor

    • @alicestreet4865
      @alicestreet4865 Před 4 lety +12

      @@solowingsjet me: *claps hands for 10 hours*

    • @stormswagger7869
      @stormswagger7869 Před 4 lety +9

      N&D Productions unless you want a shit ton of money then yes you definitely should

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi Před 4 lety +6

      @@stormswagger7869
      Greed, the true power of the Mouse.

    • @helloinsertnamehere5472
      @helloinsertnamehere5472 Před 4 lety

      @@solowingsjet or did it

  • @bluebird1340
    @bluebird1340 Před 3 lety +81

    4:36 He's so right about the nostalgia thing tho. It's basically Disney's number one true secret weapon.

    • @kylea8795
      @kylea8795 Před rokem +7

      That’s what I’ve been saying about that new sequel trilogy for a while now, they only decided to pick less than 1% of story elements from legends for these new movies. Kylo Ren aka just Disney’s Jason Solo, the emperor being resurrected by cloning technology from legends as well, Kathleen Kennedy basically ignored all the other materials from legend’s continuity to explain why they didn’t try anything new or original for the sequel trilogy. The only thing that saved the franchise was the mandalorian made by better qualified visionary creators that can do a better job as the head of Lucasfilm than who we have now.

  • @darthasheth1693
    @darthasheth1693 Před 4 lety +58

    "OH Ani, baby... " killed me 😂

  • @ultra_phantomaj8300
    @ultra_phantomaj8300 Před 4 lety +611

    Holy Space Balls

  • @magnusmagtibay8397
    @magnusmagtibay8397 Před 4 lety +678

    I found Palpatine's son , Rey's father. He' s a Disney executive.

  • @XwezzyO
    @XwezzyO Před 4 lety +448

    Darth sidious: Unlimited power
    mickey: unlimited money haha

  • @Gamer_2003x
    @Gamer_2003x Před 4 lety +304

    "let the past die."
    that line is ironic

    • @yednekachewgeremew1886
      @yednekachewgeremew1886 Před 3 lety +6

      That could be good vision. As Long as the existence of death as concept never die in human mind. There for let the past die solgon seems impossible to many.

    • @BlueTyphoon2017
      @BlueTyphoon2017 Před 2 lety

      @@yednekachewgeremew1886 I don’t get it, what does this have to do with the concept of death?

  • @soiboi8221
    @soiboi8221 Před 4 lety +968

    Haha haha Darth Vader be like I find your lack of making good films disturbing while force choking someone out

  • @maxb2021
    @maxb2021 Před 4 lety +267

    That ending was darker than the dark side of the force lol

  • @vermilliontoaster3063
    @vermilliontoaster3063 Před 4 lety +281

    Yeah this is so accurate, I’m surprised they didn’t take y’all down.

    • @dougymoney379
      @dougymoney379 Před 4 lety +23

      Probably because Disney knows how insignificant they are compared to the billions of Disney fans who are still blind to what they really are.

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dougymoney379 or they know that the people who are just determined to go against them are so insignificant that it wont matter

    • @dougymoney379
      @dougymoney379 Před 3 lety +3

      @@cosmicmaster1006 You just said what I said.

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 Před 3 lety

      @@dougymoney379 but i was focusing on the haters. On how completely useless there constant complaining for no good reason is

    • @vb2806
      @vb2806 Před 2 lety +1

      This is practically a marketing campaign for them too

  • @i-iy7490
    @i-iy7490 Před 4 lety +64

    Theses men got some serious acting talent.

  • @Esep16
    @Esep16 Před 4 lety +376

    Was I the only one who thought it was gonna cut to darth Vader On a beach with him yelling no? (Cuz he hates sand....)

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 Před 4 lety +15

      "Thats what I was thinking!!" - Davis

    • @ariklion37
      @ariklion37 Před 4 lety +7

      @@cosmicmaster1006 '' best friends again!!? ''

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 Před 4 lety +10

      I thought the exact same and searching for this comment.
      You are a man/woman of culture as well!!!

    • @americanmapper2445
      @americanmapper2445 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too or like they send him to tatoine

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 Před 4 lety

      @@americanmapper2445 yes sand came to mind.....

  • @teenagemovieguy7816
    @teenagemovieguy7816 Před 4 lety +448

    Why do I lowkey feel bad for this vader, he never got his retirement 😭

  • @griffinshay1
    @griffinshay1 Před 4 lety +35

    “Holy spaceballs” nice reference

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 Před 4 lety +23

    When I found out Disney was being run by a Sith Lord, I was both shocked to my core, but not surprised at all simultaneously!

  • @RanwulfMaxwell
    @RanwulfMaxwell Před 4 lety +523

    Is Vader sad "weeeing"?

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 Před 4 lety +87

      Yes he is. Just more proof that Vader is one of the most tragic characters in Star Wars

    • @justinbradley4083
      @justinbradley4083 Před 4 lety +33

      I thought he was crying

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 Před 4 lety +28

      @@justinbradley4083 well it's a little of both

    • @robdon3472
      @robdon3472 Před 4 lety +3

      You can't tell cause he can just go in his suit

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 Před 4 lety +4

      No he’s crying but also saying weeee because he’s on a ride

  • @psychofroggy8062
    @psychofroggy8062 Před 4 lety +414

    Vader is now crying due to his shocking realization of the eternal hell of nostalgic cash grab that awaits them. Even the most evil man in the Galaxy is nothing compared to Disney.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 Před 4 lety +11

      I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA!

    • @nexusprime2487
      @nexusprime2487 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Silas_Part_1 Obi Wan: Disney's Skywalker Saga?.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 Před 4 lety +4

      @@nexusprime2487 If your not with me than you're my enemy.

    • @nexusprime2487
      @nexusprime2487 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Silas_Part_1 Only those who have been corrupted by the rat's greed deals in absolute, I will do what I must.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 Před 4 lety +4

      @@nexusprime2487 You will try. *activates crossguard lightsaber with blue purple and orange colored blades and does backflip attack*

  • @rumaysa9649
    @rumaysa9649 Před 3 lety +11

    “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the fake”

  • @qwer58j
    @qwer58j Před 4 lety +31

    It would be easy to bring Vader back from the dead. Just say that Vader had a microchip in his brain that backed up all his data when he died. He was a freaking cyborg after all. Then upload that to a robot with the design of the Vader suit. Lets also not forget that cloning is a thing in the Star Wars universe. I'm not saying that bringing Vader back would be a good idea. Only that it would be very easy.

  • @soup8569
    @soup8569 Před 4 lety +78

    "There are literally thousands of comic books, video game and 800-page novels that we can turn into potential storyline's," I see what you did there.

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934

    Our friend Dick upgraded his office since he declared war on Netflix.

  • @leovaf1345
    @leovaf1345 Před 4 lety +65

    Disney: I am the senate

  • @sexysquidward1840
    @sexysquidward1840 Před 4 lety +20

    Director: Vader you’re looking pretty beat. Maybe you should take a little vacation and I know just the place to send you
    Me: SEND HIM TO THE RANCH SEND HIM TO THE RANCH

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy Před 4 lety +800

    UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!!!!

    • @waylonlewin3322
      @waylonlewin3322 Před 3 lety +5

      keep squeezing blue milk out of me and the fandom menace just for nostalgia reasons now.

    • @catandotter1237
      @catandotter1237 Před 3 lety +2

      You have a good channel

    • @eddiefrankham5889
      @eddiefrankham5889 Před 3 lety

      What have I done?

    • @enzo5166
      @enzo5166 Před 3 lety +2

      Unlimited BOX OFFICE MOOONNEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 Před 4 lety +85

    "Has all the same characteristics as me but is someone totally different"
    2003 General Grievous: *_Hold my 4 lightsabers_*

  • @J___0926
    @J___0926 Před rokem +6

    Love how Vaders one of the only Disney characters so far to make Richards a little unsettled

  • @GhostGamer25
    @GhostGamer25 Před 4 lety +20

    Vader: Can i at least have my own movie or series?!
    Disney: Ha ha ha ha.....No

  • @GVMetric
    @GVMetric Před 4 lety +208

    Before dying, Palpatine mass cloned Anakin Skywalker, harvested the torsos and put them into mech suits to have an army of Darth Vaders. It's coming, mark my words.

    • @ikitclaw4852
      @ikitclaw4852 Před 4 lety +20

      And then Gandalf appears to hold them off, but he gets back stabbed by Jon Snow.

    • @Strive1324L
      @Strive1324L Před 4 lety +24

      Yeah, Star Wars Episode X: Attack of the Vaders!

    • @sdgojdfpghj
      @sdgojdfpghj Před 4 lety +14

      Ha ha, don't give Disney any ideas!! :)

    • @Poatatero
      @Poatatero Před 4 lety +3

      “Use the force Harry”
      - Gandalf

    • @yamisean3298
      @yamisean3298 Před 4 lety +2

      And he cloned himself

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Před 4 lety +94

    "Mind if I sit?"
    "Uh, sure."
    (raises hand) "In *your* chair"

  • @jots2493
    @jots2493 Před 3 lety +2

    4:38 "Most powerful force in the entire galaxy..."
    Me: "Micky Mouse in 2020?"

  • @kalpbhavsar
    @kalpbhavsar Před 4 lety +4

    Nostalgia is one the greatest human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.

  • @anakinskywalker6871
    @anakinskywalker6871 Před 4 lety +169

    *Imagine being Darth Vader. Hahahaha.......*

  • @voiceguy6745
    @voiceguy6745 Před 4 lety +185

    When he said he was going to send Vader somewhere I immediately thought of
    Sand...

    • @Enderia01
      @Enderia01 Před 4 lety +10

      I thought he was gonna throw him down a reactor shaft. I mean come on, anyone can survive being thrown down a pit. Luke did it, Maul did it, Sidious did it, I like to believe Boba Fett did it. Surely Vader can do it

    • @scorpionmasters9205
      @scorpionmasters9205 Před 4 lety +2

      Enderious two skywalkers and two siths. Oh and a clone who’s dad is himself. Dose that mean he really your dad if it’s you

    • @lordrewwot7336
      @lordrewwot7336 Před 4 lety

      Enderious yeah. In legends boba did. But now I’m kinda happy that boba did not survive in the new canon. So they didn’t milked him yet like a f*cking cow. But you never know what the future brings...

    • @kojakaofficiel
      @kojakaofficiel Před 4 lety +1

      I thought he will send him into Mustafar

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před 3 lety

      Enderious I’m pretty sure Boba did though Sidious technically died

  • @SilliestGoober999
    @SilliestGoober999 Před 4 lety +9

    The Star Wars Fandom: "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Disney."

  • @theggamer2824
    @theggamer2824 Před 4 lety +16

    Darth Vader: “Make a new villain that’s just as great as me”
    Kylo Ren: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
      @lukethegoldenminecart1297 Před 4 lety +4

      Darth Vader:You are i don't even see how we're related
      Kylo:I'm your grandson
      Vader:Keep a lid on it Vader knock off

    • @edgar5983
      @edgar5983 Před 3 lety +3

      Kylo Ren is trash, the only character that could rival with vader as a good villain is Darth Revan.

  • @blackholeghost1875
    @blackholeghost1875 Před 4 lety +57

    "Holy spaceballs" Yes and Disney is worshiping it like the sacred text.

  • @reggie7716
    @reggie7716 Před 4 lety +778

    Yep, this is accurate. Disney has no respect for the original characters yet still needs them too much to let them go.

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Před 4 lety

      #ADOS

    • @barryy6680
      @barryy6680 Před 4 lety +39

      So you're saying they can't... LET IT GO?

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 Před 4 lety +2

      Barry Y great I just slapped my kneecap off

    • @sahrotkro7048
      @sahrotkro7048 Před 4 lety +21

      it's more accurate to say that kathleen kennedy has no respect for star wars, with all "the force is female" nonsense that she pushes on to the franchise.

    • @reggie7716
      @reggie7716 Před 4 lety +26

      @@sahrotkro7048 true, but its more than her. Rian johnson clearly has no understanding of star wars, or the concept of a hero's journey in general, JJ Abrams has undone the original trilogy by bringing back Palpatine making everything accomplished in empire, and return of the jedi pointless and making Rey a Palpatine and killing of the Skywalker bloodline shows that Abrams has no respect for the original characters as well. But KK is most responsible.

  • @connorcurrie5574
    @connorcurrie5574 Před 4 lety +23

    My fear of this man grows every episode

  • @Strive1324L
    @Strive1324L Před 4 lety +7

    This is too good. Sounds EXACTLY right. It will be interesting to see how they connect Vader to Episodes X, XI, and XII.

  • @marquiseemthembuu997
    @marquiseemthembuu997 Před 4 lety +153

    Marketing is a gateway to many revenue some would say unnatural

  • @KrolozTalks
    @KrolozTalks Před 4 lety +47

    davis is so convincing as a disney ceo

    • @mystery8820
      @mystery8820 Před 4 lety +11

      Honestly, these disney CEO sketches are too real to be comedy.

  • @eijitonooka7520
    @eijitonooka7520 Před 3 lety +3

    i love how they quoted Defy Media at the start: "I dont know, blame it on market conditions or something. That line always seems to work"

  • @brettturner5101
    @brettturner5101 Před 4 lety +13

    We need more of Dick immediately, evil Davis is amazing as well as the people playing all the characters

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 Před 4 lety +225

    Only a sith deals in absolutes.
    *ignites lightsaber*

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 Před 4 lety +176

    Disney is officially the real life version of the galactic empire.

    • @AnakinandPadme1231
      @AnakinandPadme1231 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh fucken true also gonna be like outer worlds but without the space part hopefully

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 Před 4 lety +5

      I guess that's make pirating disney movie is a form of rebellion

    • @masonpyle5929
      @masonpyle5929 Před 4 lety +1

      I thought that was the New England Patriots.

    • @dazzatv9571
      @dazzatv9571 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao 😂

  • @patrickcombs3567
    @patrickcombs3567 Před 4 lety +9

    The end had laughing so hard I'm in tears.

  • @dominiccarrano9513
    @dominiccarrano9513 Před 4 lety +2

    2:08 - 2:17 the Kathlean Kennedy shade being thrown here is awesome

  • @thekatarnalchemist
    @thekatarnalchemist Před 4 lety +49

    After the other stunts the CEO got up to, I was half-hoping Vader would toss him out a window.
    Fantastic work, guys!

  • @themyriasphereorigins1707
    @themyriasphereorigins1707 Před 4 lety +232

    I say this is Lucasfilm has a brain make a rated R Vader Disney+ show and have him hunt down the Jedi and have it dark and gritty will be awesome.

  • @itztimg
    @itztimg Před 4 lety +8

    Vader: I'm done
    Disney: *"I AM ALL THE MONEY!"*

  • @upyours75
    @upyours75 Před 3 lety +5

    "i'm just hopin disney continues kix's story from the clone wars i mean after all he is literally the last clone alive in the star wars series."

  • @finalgenesis430
    @finalgenesis430 Před 4 lety +56

    That was...Slightly fucked up...I mean, I loved it but damn...Vader crying is...Soul crushing...

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI Před 4 lety +16

    Thats the thing about old star wars, we always got something new, the je'daii vs the rakatan empire, the galactic republic vs the sith empire, the galactic republic vs the CIS, the rebels vs the empire, the new republic vs the imperial remnant, the new republic vs the yuuzhan vong, the jedi and imperial loyalists vs the one sith. Sounds similar but they are all unique in their own way. Revan was a sith who wanted to atone for his sins, anakin was a kid who wanted to help people, luke was a kid who wanted to explore, cade was a guy who wanted to run away from his destiny.
    I miss old star wars for a somewhat contradictory reason: i want its bravery, its willingness to do something different, its willingness to push the envelope, but its ability to never lose the feel of star wars and always stay true to its predecessors without being a reskin of them.
    And its kickass action figures.

    • @Andres-vj2ws
      @Andres-vj2ws Před 4 lety

      Yuki _ I still want an Exar Kun figure

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI Před 4 lety

      @@Andres-vj2ws it exists my son, just pay 500 dollars for one of the 4 for sale online

    • @Andres-vj2ws
      @Andres-vj2ws Před 4 lety

      Yuki _ I assume they must be quite rare given that high price

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI Před 4 lety

      @@Andres-vj2ws rarely sold

  • @AceYT69
    @AceYT69 Před 3 lety +17

    *"have discovered a terrible truth.."*
    *"I think Mickey Mouse is a Swiss lord."*

  • @GrandJediMaster7860
    @GrandJediMaster7860 Před 4 lety +2

    6:52
    "Now THIS....IS NOT Podracing!"

  • @-_-thegasstopman-_-1677
    @-_-thegasstopman-_-1677 Před 4 lety +28

    This basically shows how Disney will inevitably reboot star wars

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh no... A reboot? I thought episode 7 was the reboot...

  • @DonniedrakoE
    @DonniedrakoE Před 4 lety +6

    It’s depressingly sad how real and raw these Disney videos are. Keep them up warp zone.

  • @lilknight416
    @lilknight416 Před 4 lety +12

    4:19
    Me: WHERE DARTH REVAN AT

  • @pikachucat8449
    @pikachucat8449 Před 4 lety +9

    I feel attacked when he mentioned the Vader Immortal VR games 😂

  • @jacksithlord1301
    @jacksithlord1301 Před 4 lety +102

    Ah Disney the most evil company
    Well done.... indeed
    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

    • @lordmilkman7166
      @lordmilkman7166 Před 4 lety

      I read your name as shitlord

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 Před 4 lety

      Emperor Mellkar Of The Dark Legion SITH

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 Před 4 lety

      @@jacksithlord1301 I know a more evil company and that's the internet

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 Před 4 lety

      I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 Před 4 lety

      MagicPlayz oh you poor fool

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 Před 4 lety +335

    Wasn't this a comedy channel?

    • @oresti9271
      @oresti9271 Před 4 lety +35

      Yes but Disney took over this channel 😈😂😂(just kidding)

    • @Fanthomas1742
      @Fanthomas1742 Před 4 lety +38

      Comedy is often times based on the truth

    • @jankoleon3785
      @jankoleon3785 Před 4 lety +20

      Now it's just dark existential truths..

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC Před 4 lety +5

      Well, life is one big joke

    • @spike-km9je
      @spike-km9je Před 4 lety +2

      I don't know, but , from what I can see, it's nothing more than a sycophantic corporate shill channel. It's become too dark, and I don't care what happens to this channel.

  • @jesseanderson8674
    @jesseanderson8674 Před 3 lety +2

    Gosh this guy should be in a movie. His evil ceo character is incredible. The way he delivers it amazingly

  • @vodton6597
    @vodton6597 Před 3 lety +5

    I’m sorry but has no one noticed that “market conditions” line. Nice jab Warp zone, nice jab

  • @precarious_platypus7346
    @precarious_platypus7346 Před 4 lety +702

    Very nice

  • @rockmusic956
    @rockmusic956 Před 4 lety +200

    Make a video on the mandolarian

  • @sandraprasetiya6290
    @sandraprasetiya6290 Před 4 lety +25

    Lucasflims: fine! have Star Wars
    Disney: hahahhhhaaa my army is growing stronger!
    Me: Disney look you probably don’t care (shows Disney that last Jedi is ma 15)
    Disney: so?
    Me:how dare youuuuuuu

    • @sombramemer1230
      @sombramemer1230 Před 3 lety +1

      Hell Lucasfilm didn't care about Star Wars episode 3 is a shitty remake of the Clone Wars 03 with hardly any changes at all.

    • @tksatonic6739
      @tksatonic6739 Před 2 lety

      @@sombramemer1230 I mean production for ep 3 started 2 months before the release of clone wars 03

    • @sombramemer1230
      @sombramemer1230 Před 2 lety

      @@tksatonic6739 George still had to sign off on that project and considering how similar the two are I consider the one that was actually good to be the original (Clone Wars 03). This isn't a Civil War vs BVS situation where 2 different companies made similar movies this is the same company in the same franchise one after the other.

    • @tksatonic6739
      @tksatonic6739 Před 2 lety

      @@sombramemer1230 yeah I know that but if the production was at a certain time then the idea had to come before

    • @tksatonic6739
      @tksatonic6739 Před 2 lety

      @@sombramemer1230 but either way yeah they feel a bit to similar

  • @akninja2399
    @akninja2399 Před 4 lety +2

    "I don't know, blame it on market conditions, that line always seems to work"
    Damn, he salty

  • @redstarshooter85
    @redstarshooter85 Před 4 lety +49

    Disney officially became the scariest villain ever.

    • @KoPLeaderKiactu
      @KoPLeaderKiactu Před 4 lety +3

      And this is why I was pissed off that people were defending them during the Sony/Marvel split.

  • @xrecon18
    @xrecon18 Před 4 lety +13

    Who thought Vader would be sent on a ride? “Weeeeee!” But dies on the inside. How he cried was so funny. Disney businessman broke the record (First man to make Vader cry badly)

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 Před 3 lety

      I’m sure sand made Vader cry just as bad.

  • @dragonhatcher12
    @dragonhatcher12 Před 4 lety +2

    i love the crack at 2:08 kathleen who literally says star wars aparently does not have those things when we literally do. nevermind the sequel outline she threw out that was given by george lucas himself.....also i feel just like vader at the end of this video about the star wars.

  • @DrNoBit
    @DrNoBit Před 4 lety +6

    He should've said "unlimited money"

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI Před 4 lety

      Vivid Uchiha
      Unlimited Cash Grabs
      Unlimited Nostalgia grabs

  • @DrOtter2.0
    @DrOtter2.0 Před 4 lety +154

    Let the Vader retire
    Thx for the support
    I also have a channel if you want to support me
    Like palpatine says
    Palpatine:do it

    • @DrOtter2.0
      @DrOtter2.0 Před 4 lety

      Michael Zahabi It exactly slaves don’t get payed makes then be in dungeon some ugly clothes

  • @santimagine213
    @santimagine213 Před 4 lety +51

    That ending was darker than palpatine's sith temple.
    Amateurs, can't even pronounce darth sidious.

  • @samwitherington8202
    @samwitherington8202 Před 4 lety +2

    Disney: OT is the only Star Wars that everyone loves.
    Baby Yoda: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @CaptainRemixerOfficial
    @CaptainRemixerOfficial Před 4 lety +11

    Why do all comedy skits need to get so damn dark now? Like damn

  • @vladimirhajs4106
    @vladimirhajs4106 Před 4 lety +20

    Everything in star wars revolves around original trilogy.
    The Old Republic: Am I a joke to you?

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 Před 4 lety

      Revan gets a shout-out in Ep 9.
      www-ign-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/24/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ign.com%2Farticles%2F2019%2F12%2F24%2Fstar-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon

    • @tanoshiofm3852
      @tanoshiofm3852 Před 4 lety

      @@redshirtveteran5688 I loved that he is now canon.

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 Před 4 lety

      @@tanoshiofm3852 I loved that you spelled canon correctly. Thank you.

  • @GrandMasterAbe
    @GrandMasterAbe Před 4 lety +5

    6:34 That sums up Disney

  • @MegaAgamon
    @MegaAgamon Před 4 lety +2

    Vader: "Something new something that has all the cool characteristics of me without being me"
    SWLegends: Darth Malgus

  • @JayLiszte
    @JayLiszte Před 3 lety +1

    The subtle defy diss is the best thing

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames Před 4 lety +24

    Thanks for not showing spoilers I actually could watch it