That lizard story.. Even for bapa makes no since in eny facet "my son wants another one but i dont wanna get one because they're annoying" *proceeds to go to the backyard and pick up one goes horribly wrong* so he does it again or did i miss something.. is the redact catching?😮
Wait a minute....his bearded dragons ripped a lizards head off and then they ate him alive? What kind of lizard is he talking about that can live after getting its head ripped off?
Absolutely. Already has killed a bunch. He is just too redacted to take care of a living being. Plus he has no regards for the needs of animals. Hate this moron.
I’ve noticed that most people who don’t like animals, and people who will get rid of their pets for the dumbest reasons are usually dumb af!! I’ve never met a intelligent person that treats animals like they’re toys. He’s the type of dude to get a dog, and leave it in a cage 80% of the time. Than they get rid of them for being too hyper.
The thing with Nate is online and needless to say Bapa lied his ass off.. 😂 Unreal. "i think he'd touch you up" "oh yeah? Well i think you're a bitch how bout that?" "Nate, i was complimenting you" 😂😂 there was no time 4 any bosses to be stopping fights, brenda skated out in his Gucci boots.
If you want to know the origin of BC as the CEO, it's the McGregor/Mayweather fight. BC also had to do the media tour with Schaub to talk about the fight, BC said Schaub literally believed McGregor was going to win, and was actually believed the nonsense he was telling other boxing experts. However, Schaub is now saying it was his job to say that stuff, and he knew McGregor had no shot, or knew the whole time Mayweather would win. He pretends to Luke Thomas that he texted him pick a few minutes before the fight, but it didn't go through. So Campbell likes to make fun of Schaub because he has known for a long time how big of a monon he's been this whole time.
Great performance as always vatos. You guys need to release a compilation, Best Of / Greatest Hits / CD with every TMOS song.. I need The Live Album pronto! It can be a concept album like Tony's one shot special.. a One Take album lol.. sorry im redacted 🫡
Do you guys ever worry about running into Brenda or his friends at Calmedy clubs? I know Brenda is a regular at the Ice House in Pasadena. Btw I love TMOS keep up the good work!
Shit's getting out of hand. I was just in my kitchen. Alone. And I said out loud, to myself - "Am I still hungry, b?", to which I then also answered - "In eeny facet". Do you understand? I called myself "b"...
You guys are both redacted. He did say MELK the snake! As in MELK the snakes fangs?!!! Hahahah. You two. Melt snakes and inject horses. You two need a handler, B. 😂
What's up boys!! U have to look up the actual video of the Nate Diaz and bapa interaction. Nate abuses and has bapa walking away saying "I don't have a problem w y Nate" lol as he is trying to tell us all he was told he wld be fired if he fought him 😂😂 this dude just can not tell the truth
A few things. Showtime should sue him for lying about getting fired over Covid. And… did he really catch 2 lizards? Are they everywhere in LA? Or did he go and buy lizards and feed them to his bearded dragons?
God guys, you don't know schaubinese too well (lol jk), B schaub is saying they milk snakes to get the venom out and inject the snake venom into horses (not sure why they'd do this, but that's what he was saying)
If Brendan Schaub was a movie scene - it would be from one of his favourites “Billy Madison” where Billy does the speech about Scrappy the dog that he learned repeating year 1. Brendan’s favourite true story/ drama and non fiction classic and his North Star. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
You guys are piling on so hard that you make fun of Brendan even when you don't understand the punchline in some videos!MELT a snake?!?! Wadderwedunehear? I'm subscribing! 🤣
Also if no one said it yet "they milk the snake" for venom. They use the term milking for the process of basically sticking a snakes mouth over plastic wrap covered containers and it collects at the bottom. Pretty sure its more humane than my description just sounded lol. Also, what do I know we literally don't matter b.
I love that this show has become the CZcams version of the tfatk Reddit page. You two dudes are definitely numbers guys
OH REALLY DUDE!?
We dun madder
TMOS just goes.
I think there are 1000 of them
You sound like a nice guy never met ya, and they are numbers guys b, numbers of any a size
You know bapas spiraling when 10 minutes of schaub is over an hour.
💯
Lmao 😂😂😂
You must not be a numbers guy, the ten minute timer never went off b
Joe Rogan being the Oppenheimer of comedy audiences.. Is truly a golden statement.
Thanks b
@@BrendanCooney Are you a fan of Joe Rogan's comedy stylings? Cheers B
The reaction to Schaub saying 'a lot of pirates were gay' was priceless.
Its actually kind of impressive how a person can maintain having zero redeeming qualities for so long.
He literally models himself off Billy Madison - the character and not the successful comedian who invented and played him.
@@danbarry7698you talmbout bapa's norf star B?
@@ryu-ken eyes in the boody behojlder B no doubt, but in ivry facet
Just replace Billy’s Dad in the Movie with Joe Rogan and you got an AComedic Decaffalon that’s looking diiiiifrent
Say less B!
How funny would it be if all I do is lie 2 u was Brenda’s wife 😂
I need my 10 mins of Schaub always be hour long, bapasitas.
“I am become schaub, destroyer of laughs”
😂
I'm starting to believe bappa is a cawlmedian genius, we just don't realize it fully.
He’s such a big drawl
melting dird serpents is next level B
The bearded dragon thing blows my mind. This guy is a freaking psychopath.
bapa needs to expand his empire and make tequila named Snake Milk 😊
Genuinely love you guys. Much love from my little family! Our 5 year old calls me John Africa. Thanks for helping me through my rough work weeks!
Thanks b
@@BrendanCooney tear to my heart. Chairs b.
Less than 10 minutes in, and the guys are cooking 🔥🔥🔥.
Spicy messican dishes !
Picccadegaayyyyeeeao
My favorite thing is when geraldo asks " that's your take away? "
That’s a good one
@@BrendanCooney reply from Mr. Cooney!? 🚨BONER ALERT 🚨
"You can eat your dinner, eat your beans and cheese, I eat more messican cookies any man ever seen" ~ The Doors
the haidurs don’t know, but the thigg bois unnerstann
People are strange by The Doors, you've outdone yourself again boys
The "great clip , never seen it." fucken got me hahabab
Hell yeah!! I want tuesday seven times a weéeeek
300 pages of any fasset. this lizard talk is the most insane thing so far.
Great one! You two men remind me of my friends, I supposedly have IRL .
Nithe
That lizard story.. Even for bapa makes no since in eny facet "my son wants another one but i dont wanna get one because they're annoying" *proceeds to go to the backyard and pick up one goes horribly wrong* so he does it again or did i miss something.. is the redact catching?😮
I never get tired of hearing him say "offsly" instead of "obviously"
If Braindone was setting up his own tanks and habitats, he would talk about it ad nauseum. He barely goes into it, so he def hires ppl.
The shit with nate was literally on CZcams. It did not happen as he describes it.
Wait a minute....his bearded dragons ripped a lizards head off and then they ate him alive? What kind of lizard is he talking about that can live after getting its head ripped off?
I've been wondering the same thing for days, b. Even immortals die when decapitated. Bapa caught a magic lizard.
Watched it on Patron but was so good I’m back for seconds.
Well ok Mr. Whole foods!
Guns n Redacts.
Best ginger front man since Axl.
Make it happen B
Bapa is an animal abuser… gross
Absolutely. Already has killed a bunch. He is just too redacted to take care of a living being. Plus he has no regards for the needs of animals. Hate this moron.
I’ve noticed that most people who don’t like animals, and people who will get rid of their pets for the dumbest reasons are usually dumb af!! I’ve never met a intelligent person that treats animals like they’re toys. He’s the type of dude to get a dog, and leave it in a cage 80% of the time. Than they get rid of them for being too hyper.
@@cvgodd1432 agreed.
That predator joke from gonzalez was FIRE 🔥 📛 ....BEAR-DID-LIZARD
Brendan's 2nd kid is lucky he didn't get named "Thicccccc"
Makes Boston NOT seem like such a bad name....😂
In Ireland we call stupid people thick. He couldn't have picked a better name
Bapa already regrets not naming him Texas
ya'll sleeping on Bapa's ability to turn the Diddler into a miserable-sounding, middle-aged father-of-five behind the wheel of a station wagon.
Love this channel/show u guys are the best 🎉
It took over three minutes to hear Brendan. Don't let that happen again.
He didn’t want to buy the lizard because they’re annoying but he’s kidnapping wild ones….🤔
Always excellent work fellas. Making all the cats proud
Thanks b
53:39 - This clip is gold. Tares of laughter in my eyes, B.
You guys are great - don’t stop!
Thanks b
Pause
“What’s the DSM?”
“Uhhh I have no idea.”
“Ok cool.”
Unpause
😂😂😂
Damn I keep catchin the live shows late
The thing with Nate is online and needless to say Bapa lied his ass off.. 😂 Unreal. "i think he'd touch you up" "oh yeah? Well i think you're a bitch how bout that?" "Nate, i was complimenting you" 😂😂 there was no time 4 any bosses to be stopping fights, brenda skated out in his Gucci boots.
Absolutely correct, I cant believe he just lied about the whole thing. It was a semi viral video, he is such a pathological liar its insane
Correct
If you want to know the origin of BC as the CEO, it's the McGregor/Mayweather fight. BC also had to do the media tour with Schaub to talk about the fight, BC said Schaub literally believed McGregor was going to win, and was actually believed the nonsense he was telling other boxing experts. However, Schaub is now saying it was his job to say that stuff, and he knew McGregor had no shot, or knew the whole time Mayweather would win. He pretends to Luke Thomas that he texted him pick a few minutes before the fight, but it didn't go through. So Campbell likes to make fun of Schaub because he has known for a long time how big of a monon he's been this whole time.
We built this channel for Bapa’s trolls? For the cover? Starship
Great performance as always vatos. You guys need to release a compilation, Best Of / Greatest Hits / CD with every TMOS song.. I need The Live Album pronto! It can be a concept album like Tony's one shot special.. a One Take album lol.. sorry im redacted 🫡
TMOS is a phenomenal show.
Ever heard of it ???
I watch it 7 days a wEEEEEk!!!
Eye of the beauty beholder is for sure another classic
When he parties with predators they don’t usually eat him
Was an all timer lol
Do you guys ever worry about running into Brenda or his friends at Calmedy clubs? I know Brenda is a regular at the Ice House in Pasadena. Btw I love TMOS keep up the good work!
Na because bapa just cancels, he hasn't been in a comedy club in years since he's sold a tiggit b
I want to meet bapa
@@geloldo I met Bapa back in 2018 on the set of the movie the Tax Collector. I feel really privileged to have had some alone time with him.
@@ajdhig1 oh really duuuude
@@TheGeneral_LUFC hayder
Off with his head!!! 😂
Thanks for the chins clips
Shit's getting out of hand. I was just in my kitchen. Alone. And I said out loud, to myself - "Am I still hungry, b?", to which I then also answered - "In eeny facet". Do you understand? I called myself "b"...
Eye of the beauty beholder(eye of the tiger remix) please 😂
I don’t think anyone was even homeless when Ludacris made Fair Factors
Nice show fellas!
Jim Morrison? Gawld Dawlg I love Brown Eyed Girl!
You guys are both redacted. He did say MELK the snake! As in MELK the snakes fangs?!!! Hahahah. You two. Melt snakes and inject horses.
You two need a handler, B. 😂
Little Boy, Fat Man, followed by Thiccc Boy.
Thank em!
You guys are hilarious, but your music is really good. Y’all should do an album if you haven’t already
Thanks b
They melk the snake
REDBAR IS WATCHING 👀
What's up boys!! U have to look up the actual video of the Nate Diaz and bapa interaction. Nate abuses and has bapa walking away saying "I don't have a problem w y Nate" lol as he is trying to tell us all he was told he wld be fired if he fought him 😂😂 this dude just can not tell the truth
"Lou Kriss Steakhouse" would be great on some TMOS merch b
👀
Song: WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL
Band: STARSHIP
🤘
I came here for sumdin else. This is Diffrunt.
Bapa is 40 and still catching critters in the back yard and tossing them together in containers... I stopped doing that at 10....redacted.
Ya'll forgot he has the head of that tv show Tanked (North America) hooking his house up, b.
How can the lizard be eaten alive when his head was tornofff😅😅😅😅😅
I'm balzdeep in lizards
Can we get a bapa version of nookie for a song much appreciated you guys are hilarious 7 times a week!!
A few things. Showtime should sue him for lying about getting fired over Covid.
And… did he really catch 2 lizards? Are they everywhere in LA? Or did he go and buy lizards and feed them to his bearded dragons?
10 minutes of Schaub? More like Will the $10k beefcake Bradley Martian bet put Bapa into financial runes. Stay tuned to find out 8inches.
8 inches lol
I cant wait till the divorce when the mexican tells all.
@@bnol03686the most 8 inches, b.
Bean cheese Bean cheese Bean cheese
There's an ocean of beans/cheese under our feet...
God guys, you don't know schaubinese too well (lol jk), B schaub is saying they milk snakes to get the venom out and inject the snake venom into horses (not sure why they'd do this, but that's what he was saying)
Another great intro cats.
We gotta send Gerardo a Gibson
Uuuugghhh I thought today was Tuesday
So awesome.
Chemistry is on point B.
He said melk the snake alright
Schaub doesn’t bet his picks he’s just gives them for the DraftKings ad, did he ever pay Bradley the 10k grand thousand ?
Ray Pest: The Horse Girl ❤
if you get to 1000 patrons we need greg hsu and mr whole foods to come on the show
Dude just imagine if these guys could manage to get Brenda on their show for an interview?? Amazing
Thats my norfstar b
As Bapa would say, “thats a haaaaarrrddd pass”
Better call saw.
23:04 hey melt or melk….milk
Brendan is so two faced and retroactively changes history to make himself appear as someone he isn’t
If you think about it.. "eye of the beauty beholder" it works. It makes sense. It genius.
There’s studio space available in tfatk building
“They fired me because of covid that’s a lolsuit man”
He probably put together the first filtration system, when his house smelled like ammonia and all the fish got gadooshed
Y’all gotta come to Arizona
Which city b?
BarbenHeimer u guys better do a Halloween versuin
You guys keep gedding bedder every weEeeeeK ! Great show never seen it.
If Brendan Schaub was a movie scene - it would be from one of his favourites “Billy Madison” where Billy does the speech about Scrappy the dog that he learned repeating year 1. Brendan’s favourite true story/ drama and non fiction classic and his North Star. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
You guys are piling on so hard that you make fun of Brendan even when you don't understand the punchline in some videos!MELT a snake?!?! Wadderwedunehear?
I'm subscribing! 🤣
sign brandon cooneys petition to have tiger and calvin and boston put to sleep for future crimes! talmbout future crimes b. #letthemonstersleep
theres a video of the nate n schaub interaction. i feel like uze havent seen it
Also if no one said it yet "they milk the snake" for venom. They use the term milking for the process of basically sticking a snakes mouth over plastic wrap covered containers and it collects at the bottom. Pretty sure its more humane than my description just sounded lol. Also, what do I know we literally don't matter b.
Gerardo is funny this episode, and the song was negflix
One of the lawlers had it out for me.....