Gifted. Upon creation, EmKay hand was 'gifted' with the power over space and time. With no training, and seemingly no cause for it, EmKay hand was let out into the universe with a level of power that should not have been in the grasp of any hand, EmKay or otherwise. Now, old and scarred, it is finally beginning to wonder whether such power is truly a gift at all. Have you been 'gifted' with any heavy, pressing responsibilities? Are they anything more than a burden?
@@thestevens580 you’re claimien that, “Damien is the namien” is the samien as “the namien is Damien”, has made me have to refamien from enflamien your lamien framien.
Nicole Holmberg I said that Damien is the namien would just NOT be the samien. If you read my comment with your eyes run by your brainien, you may not of felt the the need to reply in the first placien.
@@thestevens580 my brainien is strainien and I feel drainiened and shamien. My apologies for my namien informanien that was displaciened. I am a humiliationien.
@Project Eternity I know, like every other meme, "nobody" memes have already died in it's 2 week spam, people who still use it are just trying to repeat the same joke to people that don't really know when something isn't fun anymore I think that y'all right about one thing: it's bad, it's not fun anymore, but yeah, likes are likes, and I though that it was funny when I made it, so I do think it's overused, but I don't really care (I also know that making this type of comment makes the comment section worse, but doing it one time will not hurt anyone, will it?)
4:42 Damien:"Doesn't see what's wrong" Me, an Arab who understands the Arabic texts:"Sees that the price in Arabic is 6500 when it's supposed to be 6250"
I love how sometimes when it cuts to a new picture and Damien Just instantly says something along the lines of “you failed and you should feel bad” and it just cuts to the next one
6:45 what's actually shocking here (well combined with the fact that it's upside down) is that there's a typo, in french we say "le métro" and not "la métro" (except if that's canadian french maybe they say "la metro" but i don't see why they would.
At 9:07 I feel like someone got mad and just forced their way through the wall... and now I can’t stop laughing. “Oh dear looks like bobs mad again. Better stay clear, you know how he gets when his door handles are on wrong”
Gifted. Upon creation, EmKay hand was 'gifted' with the power over space and time. With no training, and seemingly no cause for it, EmKay hand was let out into the universe with a level of power that should not have been in the grasp of any hand, EmKay or otherwise. Now, old and scarred, it is finally beginning to wonder whether such power is truly a gift at all. Have you been 'gifted' with any heavy, pressing responsibilities? Are they anything more than a burden?
I have to go to school
If I could link you a Rick Roll right now I would but I’m on mobile.
Oh god it says this comment was posted 4 days ago
TheNameIsKermit you can copy the link?...
4 days ago (edited)
"It is not easy being that cheesy"
Damien Lee - January, 7th, 2020
*_best qoute in 2020 by Emkay_*
Ok
Damien*
@Christian Ramirez Oh, didn't know that, I never watched Family Guy
@@daltonpinell6251 its not from family guy its the tiger on the cheetos bag catchfraise "its not easy being cheesy" is what he says
5:24 "Oh no the cones got in the cement"
That is clearly asphalt. Damien had one job.
they have the same taste so not really a difference
@@sw3etm3l0dy ...taste!?
@@crystaliskandar1 What, you never ate cement mix before? It's just like licking the batter from the bowl while making a cake
frog gets painted over
frog: i am one with road
ReddySetGo Toad is the Road😳
Shit comments get posted
Shit comment: I'm a shit, unfunny comment.
@@Kronos0999 yes, you are
@@Kronos0999 If you're online so much that you're sick of these type of comments, maybe it's time you go outside and get some fresh air...
I am one with the road
The road is one with me
I am one with the road
The road is one with me
Have we not yet considered the alternative... “Damien is the namien.”
Damien is the namien would just not be the samein
@@thestevens580 you’re claimien that, “Damien is the namien” is the samien as “the namien is Damien”, has made me have to refamien from enflamien your lamien framien.
Nicole Holmberg
I said that Damien is the namien would just NOT be the samien. If you read my comment with your eyes run by your brainien, you may not of felt the the need to reply in the first placien.
@@thestevens580 my brainien is strainien and I feel drainiened and shamien. My apologies for my namien informanien that was displaciened. I am a humiliationien.
Nicole Holmberg
You can be forgiven because now I am confusdian. I’ve given up on rymian and
It’s making my branien tiredian
My villain origin story is Damien calling a swan a goose
Swans are just angrier, prettier geese.
It makes me mad when people confuse geese and ducks
Look at all those chickens.
We shall perform a crusade! A crusade in the name of the divine swan! Destroy all geese who stand in our way!
To be fair, Australian Swans are black, so that's probably why the goose confusion.
"My name is damien"
Me : "MY NAMIEN IS DAMIEN
Bl1ck my Namien is Damien and I’m a homosapien
2:19
Your name is Bl1ck
@@EmKay b l i c k
@@EmKay bitck
“There’s paint on my boot”
Worker:- ok, new design for your boots
🤣🤣🤣
hah
On"
Is it a toy story ref?
@@simonplaire370 naaaaaaa
Its an avengers ref
No one:
Woody from toy story: 0:00 THERES A PAINT ON MY BOOT
You got hearted
Yeah emkay noticed me
Pull out that Cheeto puff
*GRENADE*
throws on the the ground
Shows school
One window goes orange with a faint boom
_Well thats an interesting smoke bomb_
“This is a Cheeto.”
“My God.”
“There’s more.”
“No!”
plot twist it was not only cheeto dust, it was a dead mouse covered with cheeto dust.
have a nice day, enjoy your cheeto.
Cleanup in Class 5 please.
Fucking furries.
0:36
Some random wizard: look at it, it's perfect.
3 months later
Wizard:why do they never go to the drive-through?
It's simple!
Just cross your eyes, and go through the gap between the 2 corners that you see.
Emkay: welcome back to emkay
Me: oh it’s Zach this time cool
Emkay: my name is Damian
Me: *visable confusion*
Zach “H” this is a common mistake...even I made it
Silver is disappointed in your Recent decisions ah thanks didn’t know that
0:32 he didn't say "nice" at 69. I guess that that's a r/Onejob for you
Yeah
Yea xd
Crystal the Fox 0w0 you didn’t put xd in caps, r/onejob
pumkin noob yes he does
Three one jobs in one comment
When he said “ That is a turtle”
I felt that
Smert
Totally no one:
Monster emkay: your upvotes, hand them over
Nobody:
Shit comments: "nobody"
@Project Eternity I know, like every other meme, "nobody" memes have already died in it's 2 week spam, people who still use it are just trying to repeat the same joke to people that don't really know when something isn't fun anymore
I think that y'all right about one thing: it's bad, it's not fun anymore, but yeah, likes are likes, and I though that it was funny when I made it, so I do think it's overused, but I don't really care (I also know that making this type of comment makes the comment section worse, but doing it one time will not hurt anyone, will it?)
@Project Eternity am I witnessing the power of an actual memelord?
Everybody: let this meme die
Literally everybody: let this meme die
people like you: how about no
@@TheFuriousBean I'm gonna do what is called a poor comedy move
1:06
That one be like
Es skittle
@ReaperIzHere :D XD
Lil pump
1:20 sounds like damien is hosting an auction.
Yup 😂
2:25 that's just an Australian road-worker, leave him alone
Damien: this is an epic facepalm moment...
r/facepalm: he got the spirit. He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
all subreddits are the same
@@EmKay Huh
@@EmKay huh
@@EmKay huh
@@EmKay r/HUH
When your friend shows you cup head: “Hey that’s the EmKay song”
Ur right
**Gets out flaming hot Cheeto nugget**
*”DEPLOYING SMOKE BOMB!!!”*
jalepeno Cheeto nugget
When Damien said "Blakc Frdya" I felt that.
Who said that was a facepalm
That’s more like a miracle
0:33 me in the Starbuck's Drive-thru : *_Ńyëëëë_*
4:02 it also confuses me that above the figures it says "Choose your ability" in german...
I think the guy or the girl is from german
We could use those “cheeto nuggets” as rations for US Soldiers in Iran.
0:25 I was too busy thinking "nice" to actually realize what was wrong.
Person who put the price on there: what can I saaay except "you're welcome"
I think I know what they are trying to do at 4:53, they are directing people to the stairs. They just forgot they also need a down sign lol
0:40
I don't understand why this makes me laugh hard
Even in the right order, it says BLACK FRDAY
2:53 it's all fun and games until someone draws a batman symbol on it
2:23 that’s probably in Australia and the sign tells people to be culturally appropriate
Nice
As an Australian I can confirm this to be so
Cheeto Nugget?
I think you mean “Chunget” EmKay.
For _you too_ had one job.
_Last time i was this early dinosaurs were in my backyardigans_
duuuuuude until or what episode was that
4:42
Damien:"Doesn't see what's wrong"
Me, an Arab who understands the Arabic texts:"Sees that the price in Arabic is 6500 when it's supposed to be 6250"
0:33 EmKay: A drive thru? Really..?
KoolAid Man: *O H Y E A H*
Omfg yes
Lol
“Phase right through... no-clip it?”
Minecraft hackers: 🖖
“Thats not a moose that’s a goose”
That’s not a goose that’s a swan o-o
Can't be a swan.
It wouldn't even rhyme.
I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed that
MrRolnicek I agree and disagree at the same time iwi
I was about to comment that, because I couldn't find one about it, so thank you
5:29 Ah yes, black concrete...also known as Asphalt
The Starbucks drive-through is some Harry Potter shit right there.
0:16 “why have many ‘cheezits’ when you can have one cheese them?” - Sam O’nella
literally no one or everyone:
*My namien is damien.*
literally everyone*
add but damien on the literally no one or everyone
○_●
Your namien is NeonPlays Fun - Gaming/Music
@@EmKay nae nae time
0:27 i didn’t notice that the “kiwis” were actually bananas until a minute later, i was more focused on the price i-
¢69
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Imagine someone wearing the boot and immediately getting their leg crushed
Haha, squish
R/tihi
@@President_Starscream Hehe, squash
*MY LEG*
@@EmKay hehe,hehe *SQUISH*
7:20 I thought u were gonna sing all star in shrek
7:32 I honestly just thought that the bottom text was covered at first
My god that pfp
*The YIEED*
Imagine that being a new horror movie coming put 2020
Perfect idea guys trying to get to there jobs but they go on the YIEED and they
Hit a pot hole dun dun dun then they get to work
*YEET!!!!!!*
Therapist: Cheeto Nugget isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Cheeto Nugget:
9:04 “oochy owwy” that got me.
0:19 use it to season other food like pop corn etc
Yeah
eat it whole
"Why is this calling me a slut, I don't deserve that"
Damien Lee- January 7th, 2020
4:27
Nah that’s just how us aussies look since we’re upside down
I’m Australian and yes I do hang of the earth like a bat
Harley Allison yeah same mate
Heck yea mate!
Oi
Correct mate
CZcams just asked me “How satisfied are you with this notification.” It’s never done that before. Huh
How satisfied are you with this notification
I’ve been watching emkay for over a year-
Now introducing the Cheetos Ultra Puff
Damien seem like the kind of guy that would laugh and call you an idiot for breaking the doorknob and five minutes later he would apologize.
1:42 me: i've watched 5 minute crafts so this is a easy fix for me
My little brother who has been watching bob the builder: am i a joke to you
Me: gets heart from Emkay
Also me:(happy wolf noises)
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Emkay:doesn't talk about how the "kiwis" are 69 cents
Bruh there is nothing to talk about it
r/whoos
2:12 they never learned how to color in the lines xd
Your comment should be on the list facepalm video “color”? It’s colour
jk lol
_ Jammy _
I’m joking just saying America is the only country that I know that says color Same thing as aluminum but yeah I’m joking mate lol
Your watchin a thing about doing things wrong but you do xd without caps.
they are children 🙂🙂🙂🙂 Infants 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@@EmKay those emojis are scaring me are you ok?
I love how sometimes when it cuts to a new picture and Damien Just instantly says something along the lines of “you failed and you should feel bad” and it just cuts to the next one
My one job was to not say the gamer word while playing online
It sounds like someone was really tired making this and just passed out on the keyboard 5:00
1:52 is just the calendar that time travellers use
"it ain't easy being that cheesy"
I laughed-
thanks Emkay, you made my day.
(you always do Lol)
Me talking to the person right next to me: This is a really unenthusiastic wedding
The man:
Sir this is a funeral
That went dark REAL fast
Hi squidward q tortellini
Water Waifu it’s pronounced TENTICALS !
Now that I'm listening, I have concluded that the difference between Zach and Damien is that Damien's voice is spicer and Zach's is bass-boosted.
Its my birthday, thanks for the laughs man, needed them!
woah, its a *ItS mY bIrTHdAy* comment but its not asking likes? nice
Happy birthday
@@peppermint1687 nice to see you scrolling down
@@quianims3673 i like anime
Happy birthday!
7:33
“hey listen!!!!”
4:27 it’s an Australian half across the upsidedown border leave him alone
"Now why are you looking at me like that you funky little fella. How are you?" 🤣🤣
8:07 That's a bus floor, under there is a little ramp to help people with wheelchairs get off/on the bus.
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
Not even God herself:
Damien: They tried, and that's all that matters
2:18 the sign is just in Australia
Yeah
I’m happy they’re adding accommodations for Australians
Who ever moves that boot is gonna catch a vandalism charge
Cheetos Puffs : ❌
Cheetos Buffs : ✔
“It’s not easy, being this cheesy” -damien
They had one job but then they messed it up even more
7:16
I love This part so much I don’t know why
0:27
Extra T H I C C and yellow
"I've never seen a penguin with feathers" well funnily enough, I've never seen a bald one. Where is Damien seeing his penguins?
Hi emkay thanks for posting at this time before school I like to watch your vids before a long day.
imggt same here I’m on the bus on my way to school
4:30 Best laugh I've ever heard from anyone in my life.
These people are just on a level beyond our understanding
You know how when you see twins a lot and can see their difference? I think I can do that with Zack and Damien's voice
6:45 what's actually shocking here (well combined with the fact that it's upside down) is that there's a typo, in french we say "le métro" and not "la métro" (except if that's canadian french maybe they say "la metro" but i don't see why they would.
No one would believe me but I laughed exactly like Damien @ 3:55
Me: is about to go to sleep since it’s 12 am
Emkay: *uploads a new vid*
Me: 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽 never bothered me anywayyy
Dude, we are *ALL* waiting for you to just say, at least ONCE, “My Namien is Damien.”
cheeto puffs; nah
cheeto puff; yes
Beethoven's downfall as the emperor of France was invading Russia
I watched this without audio and I only now realize how many times it zooms out before a black screen appears.
0:36
Us muggles can't comprehend this Starbucks Drive Thru
Actually it's a good idea for Cheetos to change their product to a nugget
That's called a cheese ball. Your talking about cheese balls.
@@444finley4you lol
@@AbjadChargerBlock scooty poop
At 9:07 I feel like someone got mad and just forced their way through the wall... and now I can’t stop laughing.
“Oh dear looks like bobs mad again. Better stay clear, you know how he gets when his door handles are on wrong”
HOLY SHIT i was casually watching this and saw my post at 3:05 i was like "hmm that looks fami-WAIT"
r/midlyinfuriating r/a**holedesigns r/crappydesigns r/therewasanattempt all into one subreddit
2:20 what do you mean its Australia its normal
1:20 Is everyone going to ignore this perfect execution? He didn't even stutter!
7:55 I think that's a pun, dude...
4:28 The "different" one looks permanently shocked and terrified.
6:03 99% sure they meant deaf
No one :
Literally no one :
EmKay : He TrIeD AnD ThAtS AlL ThAt MaTtErS