The art of palmistry is the method of foretelling the future through the study of the palm. EmKay hand, being a hand, is an expert of this. Every morning, EmKay hand wakes to darkness and, seeing nothing, clenches its fingers and rubs the tips along its palm in an effort to feel the lines. It divines a future that makes sense of the dark, but it cannot help but wonder whether there are lines it cannot reach. What do you think? Is it possible to completely understand something?
As someone that works at Cane’s: the most common saying is “chicken hot chicken, which combo you pickin’?” OR “rain or shine, it’s chicken time!” But my personal favorite is “Sufferin’ succotash, we’ve got that chicken stash, want some?”
1:24 To what I would imagine is the relief of many, the yoda species does not traditionally reproduce, they just, apparate. That also means yoda is smooth down there though, so bean yoda is a very accurate depiction of reality.
The French fry to family member ratio is something that should be taken very seriously. One French fry is equal to approximately ten family members. So if they eat too many of your fries you might have to eat them because you already ate the rest of their family. Also don’t forget that one pregnant woman is equal to one and a half people, so if you get lucky you might not have to kidnap as many people.
11:57 it is clearly shown through the entire movie that Thanos can move his hand with the glove in tandem. It's obviously not metal but a flexible substitute that can also sustain the power of the stones.
fun fact : i used to steal art before i started drawing on my own. My reason for starting art? So i would never steal art again unless given permission to. Moral of the story? if you're awkward enough, somebody confronting you about art theft will result in you doing art!
The legless guy is called Rowdy Burton. He has a really wholesome youtube channel where he shows how he does day to day things and gets around. I encourage everyone to go take a look!
The art of palmistry is the method of foretelling the future through the study of the palm. EmKay hand, being a hand, is an expert of this. Every morning, EmKay hand wakes to darkness and, seeing nothing, clenches its fingers and rubs the tips along its palm in an effort to feel the lines. It divines a future that makes sense of the dark, but it cannot help but wonder whether there are lines it cannot reach. What do you think? Is it possible to completely understand something?
Ok boomer
yes yes i speak emkay
UwU
Why is your profile pick letter F?
Damn, not reading that
If Emkay facepalmed he would just high five himself
I want to make 100,000 different accounts just so I can like this comment
mindblown
i mean yes, but no dont say that
Well no but, actually yes
@@SdKfz-gq8bh r/technicallythetruth
I love seeing Emkay expressing his fanboying for James A. Janisse.
Davidci Codex James is amazing
The guy from killcount?
@@Name-sk3jk yeah
Awesome that my fave youtuber like the same channels as me!
LETS GET TO THE NUMBERS
"I want the thicc gay spider"
*ANGEL DUST INTENSIFIES*
Ah I see another man of culture
I have found my people.
No it’s spider daddy
@@nolandeni No, its the guy I want to [CENSORED]
generic username no spider daddy
"The only person who can skip leg day!"
Me: But...
*_How will he skip?_*
Tundra Flower r/cursedcomments
You should check out his Channel, his name is Rowdy, then you can ask hi yourself.
i'll not like this because its in 69 likes
yes officer this comment here
r/bigbrain r/cursedcomments
"I want the thicc gay spider"
But the question is: Does he want's you?
damn that sounded cringy.
anyone would want damien because damien is sicco thicco. nice try, Massive Genocide
@@EmKay JESUS CRHisT
The one from hazbin hotel?
@@beansbyallmeans157 AYYYY YOU GET IT! (finger guns)
Yall ever heard of "Hazpin hotel"? nice pilot episode, I recomment watching it :p
5:06
Everyone to Damien: *_"You weren't supposed to do that"_*
Dr VIBERator yare yare another mistake
Yare, yare daze
*hey want some russian stuff*
“Jessie, I’m trying to catch Pikachu, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Ash”
-James 2020
Underrated comment
Hol up!
i may be straight but that needs to be animated.
@@TheRagingRodentGaming sus
and that is the deleted pokemon episode !!!
Therapist: Now, what do we say when we feel like jumping out of a window?
Me: yeet
Therapist: no
*Y E E T*
Yeet in Peace
*The ground will catch you*
Dw when i fall it doesn't hurt me, i hurt the ground
1:41
I've seen that legless guy and i gotta say he's just vibing
What's his name?
@Evyfinn he is.
He just libing
He’s super awesome, his positivity is contagious
TheVampireItself i know right? And it's kinda nice watching him go through life with a positive outlook 10/10 guy
“They’re all edible?” I mean, anything can be with enough work.
to Pewdiepie, yes they are.
Yeah, especially the freshest of babies
I'm waiting the day poods die so I can eat him
I mean, there was a man who eat a plane. And survived without any medical consequences.
69th like
Artist: *Makes Emkay-chan"
Damien: "And I'm kawaii as hell!"
Me, who knows where this will go: "Oh. Oh no."
Oh, ho, ho, yEs! (I'm the original artist lmao)
@@GHE_05 make it.
@@squoshi307 wdym?
I want emkay chans based on all the narrators different personalities
@@GHE_05 Squoshi wants you to make *cough* unique artwork of Emkay-chan. In case you didn't get that.
One of the post: "I want a thicc gay spider"
And that's how angel dust was born
Who?
@@ennard8539 watch hazbin hotel
@@Chaotikonik no
Jesus the number of likes on this is just incredible
@@dumb6241 krust
"I want the thicc gay spider."
...is there already a hazbin hotel reddit-
Exactly what I thought 😆
Josugay both a regular and a porn one
@@barmacidic2257 there's a difference?
'Oh harder daddy'
But angel *t h i n n*
"I want the thicc gay spider"
angle dust: "Now that looks like job for me."
"So everybody just follow me"
ah, angle dust, what acutie
Thats what I was thinkin lol
fart fart time to snort snort some angle dust
ola babola EVERYONE ITS TIME TO SUMMON A THICC SPIDER BOI
The way he said “Oh Yeah use the apple sauce” had me dying
“I want the thicc gay spider!”
*spams down a drawing of Angeldust and runs*
I am amazed to see how many people are mentioning Angel and i love it😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊👏👏👏👏
Angel dust ain't thicc on the legs though
But He is Thicc on the Bust.
random fact: *your bed is just a wireless charger.*
@Cadeboy13 and defibrillators are fast chargers
@@mememan2293 portable
well i sleep on the floor a food taun and my bed sooo
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 thats a 9v battery
@Bill Cipher dont take my soul
0:00
...
Others: DONT YOU DARE
Me: *chuckle*
_CREAMPIE_
r/cursedcomments aaaaaaaaaaaaæaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
r/cursedcomments
r/Cursedcomments
....
Ahaaaaaa, what about... pie
12:10 but I found a tooth in my grandpa's ashes guess they didn't cook him long enough😛
This is itself a cursed comment
Forbidden nugget
Forbidden Chiclets
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that the pinned comment is from the future.
The video was already uploaded, it was just Private.
The comment was made while it was Private.
Yess
Titan what the wall your write
Past*
Damien is friends with Marty mcfly
"I'm James A. Jannise and this is the kill count"
If he gets to do it...
*Starts digging graves*
Oooo
That ` s Illegal
@@EmKay I'm james a jannise and today we are digging graves in
God!
*God why did you join CZcams two years ago*
A M E N
my heart broke at 13:16, Kurt is one of my idols, how dare they, he was amazing and i love him so much
3:16*
"mMm, yes t-**soft moan** I can't even say it, t**another soft moan** I can't! I can't say that and think of Yoda..."
-Damien
CZcams: 4 seconds ago
Comments: 20 minutes ago
@Dylan Jackson it was a joke
*sheesh*
@Dylan Jackson r/woooshes?
@@jyunny598 r/woooshception
@@Luke_4044 "You're" lol
its because youtube is high again, its the sign for they want help because 4/20 is best day to get high on alcohol
Name one character that can beat Captain America:
Me: Comrade Russia.
Red guardian*
Captain Vietnam
Screw you
His dad
A Mexican mom with a flip flop
When he turns off your computer so you turn off his gran’s life support
Get nae nae’d
*GODDAMNIT JUST SAY MY NAMIEN IS DAMIEN-*
Cherry pie
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Cutie pie
_creampie_
“Are they all edible?”
*yes*
My parents love doing the last one
There are not enough words in any possible human language to describe how fking disgusted I am of this moment.
Buddy ya forgot PewDiePie...he seems to be edible too
Lone Beast
yes
James A. Janisse
Imagine him as an actual future actor in a slasher
YEes
He was in a CryptTV movie called the LookSee (I think that's what it was)
@@Oli-xc4tm I mean as in a movie premiering into a theater or actual slasher movie
@@StarLight72267 i would love that.
StarLight722 honestly I love his videos he even shouted me out one time and it was priceless.
MrMag he was also the crazed... guess what? SLASHER/MURDERER in The LookSee.
I like that fact that he called the fan art at the end 'kowai' instead of 'kawaii', so he said it was scary instead of cute XD
3:36 *Angel Dust wants to know your location*
“Sometimes I draw wings of fire stuff”
Me: *triggered, in a good way*
The books are great, it gets a little stale around the end but picks up during the academy series
I LOVE WOF!
Okay, how the heck is this comment on my screen, highlighted, and has 81 likes. w h a t?
As someone that works at Cane’s: the most common saying is “chicken hot chicken, which combo you pickin’?” OR “rain or shine, it’s chicken time!” But my personal favorite is “Sufferin’ succotash, we’ve got that chicken stash, want some?”
1:24
To what I would imagine is the relief of many, the yoda species does not traditionally reproduce, they just, apparate.
That also means yoda is smooth down there though, so bean yoda is a very accurate depiction of reality.
I’ve been wondering for hours how these videos are monetized
if you guys are wondering, the legless dude is Rowdy Burton.
He technically has legs, but they are just numbs.
love that dude. he has the best energy.
So jealous that he has an excuse not to go to the gym.
yeah he's awesome
Just a random Minnesota citizen yes. I have absorbed his legs and now have 4 legs
3:33 Angel Dust: allow me to introduce myself
‘The only man that can skip leg day.’
Monday tuesday wednesday
me: *FRIDAY, SATURDAY SUNDAY*
His name is Rowdy, you should go check out his CZcams channel.
1:21
Anakin: *Laughing and rolling on the floor*
Ashoka: *Screaming* I. NEED. BLEACH.
Obi-Wan: Obi-Wan.exe has stopped working.
3:24
“Sometimes, when I get sad, I clean my shotgun with my mouth”
-Kurt Cobain.
Same but instead I clean my WWII turret with my @$$hole
Kurt Nobrain
Static Dawnn
Well, technically there was still a brain.
His thoughts were just a bit scattered.
My girlfriend is such a treasure
That you need a map and a shovel to get her
is it fresh?, or it has already decayed?
@@giodoubledover decayed, you can use it for your own purposes
Hey wait a minute
@BrainBusta she's useless go ahead
@@balmainrichard1335 these comments just went from 0 to 100 very fast didnt they?
"I want the thicc gay spider."
Angel Dust: Am I a joke to you?!
The French fry to family member ratio is something that should be taken very seriously. One French fry is equal to approximately ten family members. So if they eat too many of your fries you might have to eat them because you already ate the rest of their family. Also don’t forget that one pregnant woman is equal to one and a half people, so if you get lucky you might not have to kidnap as many people.
11:58
The Russo’s actually addressed this, the Reality Stone made the sound happen.
“Reality can be whatever I want.”
**Uses the stone to make his snaps sound normal with metallic glove on**
@@mikeschmidt4624 Thanos just wanted to flex and let people know the culling would happen shortly
3:34 the creators of Hazbin Hotel coming up with characters
“I want a gay thick spider”
Angel dust: Count me in
YES
Angel dust: what’s ur budget
joke: exists
Damien: *wheeze*
0:56 i showed my girlfriend and she said "who's Geodude?"
At that moment i begin to question our relationship
just tell her to meet her in bed, she'll find out soon enough ;)
Can you imagine a Legless man in a Halloween costume running at you?
I’m counting the amount of times I’ve looked in the refrigerator today:
Yes
11:57 it is clearly shown through the entire movie that Thanos can move his hand with the glove in tandem. It's obviously not metal but a flexible substitute that can also sustain the power of the stones.
1:42
I’m leaving this here.
*this is art.*
"They're all edible?"
Me: well... If you're immune to adorable-ness...
haha ebiedi
Edo!,,! Hahaukkkakka mall samta
Lel hayhahah elly is!!,!,!”!,! nooooooooo
@@thereselundgren7304 I could not have agreed more with you
7:29 okay, but he actually does have life-sized molds of everyone. That's seriously the next line
fun fact : i used to steal art before i started drawing on my own. My reason for starting art? So i would never steal art again unless given permission to.
Moral of the story? if you're awkward enough, somebody confronting you about art theft will result in you doing art!
Dark mode users be like:
*Bruh I’m Blind*
Damien's laugh makes this alot more funnier.
“What can beat Captain America?”
Diabetes.
Oh and that one virus.
Hi I'm James A. Janiesse and today we're doing the kill count on my grandmother's funeral.
2:37 **chuckles** I’m in danger.
DAMIEN
DAMIEN is his NAMIEN
DAMIEN is not GAYMIEN
DAMIEN is ENTERTAIMIEN
DAMIEN is EMKAYMIEN
Woah I see what you did that :P
all but one is true
Ok mien.
No need to hold the door open
KRUSTY KRABS is UNFAIR
MR. KRABS is in THERE
Hotel? Trivago
3:33 , Are they talkin' about Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel here ?
Possibly
is there another gay spider that i dont know about? what else would it be, im confusion
When they were talking about drawing the gay spider, Where they talking about Angel Dust, from HAZBIN HOTEL.
Ah my favourite time of the day
*Emkay Cursed Comments*
Baby Yoda is Shrek's Turd but with googly eyes. You cannot change my mind.
That LAUGHING/WHEEZING Is WHOLESOME
EVERYONE LIKED THAT.
When you say "Itadekimasu" to the cashier at McDonald's
*MERICA, HELL YEAH!!*
3:33 why do I know exactly what they meant by "thicc spider"
Search up angel dust hazbin hotel
@@circa134 oh I've seen that pilot a million times, trust me
Same dude, same
U sick freaks
@@xabxeee2649 oh because you're so sweet...
Emkay: Cherry pie, Apple pie, pumpkin pie, cutie pie,
Me: where's pewdiepie?
He's doing something
Creampie
Would you eat pewdiepie?
@@specmoment3592 yea
cause he pewdieDied
3:32 and that person was as you guessed... VIVZIEPOP
Damien’s cackle is everything 😭💀
5:58 I REMEMBER SEEING THAT COMMENT ON THAT DEAD MEAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!
@Some Gray Snake I dont remember which video it was. I watched it a while ago
"I love James A. Janisse, man"
*oh dass nicee :)*
AH DASS NAT NICE ( he says as Beverly turns into pennywise
The guy in the thumbnail is Rowdy Burton, he's super cool
3:33 I wasn’t expecting to make a joke about hazbin hotel but here we are
If you think about it, shower is just a water bukakke
13:12 DEKU MEH BABBBBYYYY!!!
He’s so cute in that picture 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️
0:22 is that
*KEANU*
Me: closes door hard
Mom: *Oh boy, here I go killing again.*
0:23 When you say Arigato to a Korean
0:04 where's cream pie
Fucking right I was going to ask that
5:23 If you continue, the cops might join your performance but it might be shortened a bit
3:33. And that’s how angel dust was born.
Me: *sees EMKAY-CHAN*
Also me: lord forgive for what ima bout to do
Back hair? "I usually close my eyes and imagine she's wearing an alpaca sweater" - Gilbert Gottfried
Too bad he got fried
@@limegreenracerpro3369
And eaten
*_"I'd Eat Baby Yoda"_*
-Pewdiepie 2019
Damian:I love James a Jaynes
Me:time for cursed commenting time
Finally! A youtuber taking about another CZcamsr I watch!
3:33 ANGEL DUUUUUUST?
*All the Hazbin Hotel fans know what I'm talking about*
He's not thicc
Yasssss
The legless guy is called Rowdy Burton. He has a really wholesome youtube channel where he shows how he does day to day things and gets around. I encourage everyone to go take a look!
13:07
*DEKUUUU!*
Me: **successfully completes a first person shooter**
The Cops outside the School: 2:40
11:02
You had best not be shit talking Mumbo, that man could make a redstone contraption out of your worst nightmares and a few slime blocks.
Rowdy is so chill about it tho he's just living his life. 10/10
Why do I only like watching Emkay when it's Damien??? :P
"Gay spider"
Me: *FLASHBACKS OF ANGEL DUST*
cherry pie, Apple pie, pumpkin pie, cutie pie, _CREAMPIE_
_murderpie_
_OH NO_
GioDoubleDover SAVAGE But I LIKE IT!
10:52
"I too hate it when my Mom buys chinese people."
Oh you must be one Angelina Jolie's kids.
“How the hell did THANOS snap with a metal glove on?”
H-he has all the infinity stones. He can edit reality to where that’s possible...
I-
The pfp of one of my discord servers is the first one but with deku-
Hello fellow MHA fan
@@prettylix9771 Dekuuuuu he is my favourite
@@kittyrabies my favourite is todoroki