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  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream Před 4 lety +2431

    Cookie Monster is like a titan, he can't even digest the cookies, he's just murdering them.

    • @June_The_Goon
      @June_The_Goon Před 4 lety +25

      ...

    • @42xeloR
      @42xeloR Před 4 lety +55

      r/cursedcomments

    • @goofy3421
      @goofy3421 Před 4 lety +58

      Attack on cookie monster
      Edit:thanks for highlighting my comment :D

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat Před 4 lety +3

      Kronos/Cronos

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 Před 4 lety +20

      it's disappointing to see that the reply section is filled with filthy casuals

  • @stuff5757
    @stuff5757 Před 4 lety +314

    "Forbidden gummy bear....why?"
    Because it costs them 0 dollars to say that, and people like free things.

    • @JudyCoxify
      @JudyCoxify Před 4 lety +2

      They really do

    • @idontknowitsallablur
      @idontknowitsallablur Před 4 lety +1

      That was not a baby platypusl
      They are really born in eggs look it up

    • @ok-bo8ml
      @ok-bo8ml Před 4 lety

      Jupiter river yeah, i think it was an echidna

    • @ok-bo8ml
      @ok-bo8ml Před 4 lety

      Jupiter river, actually it doesn’t look like an echidna, it doesn’t look like any real animal at all that tbh

    • @e711x4
      @e711x4 Před 4 lety

      This is a capri sun for the vampires
      You stupid man

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +859

    7:55
    "What did the German's ever do to you?"
    "Worst camp experience ever"
    Well I did n a z i that one coming

    • @penguinflames707
      @penguinflames707 Před 4 lety +54

      2 things
      1. This comment is cursed like this subreddit
      2. WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I LOOK ON CZcams

    • @Cody357
      @Cody357 Před 4 lety +6

      That was perfectly orchestrated.

    • @alexabplanalp4455
      @alexabplanalp4455 Před 4 lety +4

      U n o r i g i n a l c o m m e n t

    • @Razoor_
      @Razoor_ Před 4 lety

      why just why

    • @omnomnom5359
      @omnomnom5359 Před 4 lety +5

      This made me GASp

  • @crusaderanimation6967
    @crusaderanimation6967 Před 4 lety +101

    5:42 Spider man: I need adult
    Those girls: We are adult.

  • @ang2721
    @ang2721 Před 4 lety +1175

    "Aww little baby platypus"
    "Forbidden gummy bear"
    *"why?"*

    • @megachonkr1392
      @megachonkr1392 Před 4 lety +39

      Simp

    • @ang2721
      @ang2721 Před 4 lety +59

      @@megachonkr1392 how am I a simp? I said what he said-

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 Před 4 lety +11

      weird memes you don’t even know what that means

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 Před 4 lety +4

      patricc cone head ikr

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 Před 4 lety +1

      patricc cone head I think that’s what makes you a simp. Idk, I might be wrong.

  • @giovannytorres1681
    @giovannytorres1681 Před 4 lety +5071

    Boys, Zach is back. Damien has to escape from the basement Robin locked him in.

  • @aura8516
    @aura8516 Před 4 lety +38

    4:36 "is there a kinky patch?"
    You know how dogs sniff and find a specific area to pee?..... I guess there is one huh?

  • @ceppoc
    @ceppoc Před 4 lety +53

    The “baby platypus” is actually a sculpture, baby platypuses look like adult platypuses except small

  • @balmainrichard1335
    @balmainrichard1335 Před 4 lety +233

    I showed my little brother the huge shotgun i bought yesterday.
    It blew his mind.

  • @Robyamdam
    @Robyamdam Před 4 lety +275

    I'm gonna make the pregnancy/ multiple genes one into a novel

    • @Alex-yp7qs
      @Alex-yp7qs Před 4 lety +11

      I can't wait to read it

    • @miami1405
      @miami1405 Před 4 lety +6

      I bet it would win Novel of the year

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 Před 4 lety +13

      It’ll get the No-vel prize (I hate myself)

    • @cocoabeanz6171
      @cocoabeanz6171 Před 4 lety +2

      :O DO IT

    • @Cody357
      @Cody357 Před 4 lety +3

      Gonna have a ton of signatures on the back like the constitution.

  • @jasmineduran6731
    @jasmineduran6731 Před 4 lety +15

    “You will address me by my husband’s rank.”
    “Ok Corpse.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @genericegg7135
    @genericegg7135 Před 4 lety +6

    0:38
    "I'll take the left, you take tge right"
    *_Ding Dongs meet in the middle for a handshake_*

  • @carefree6945
    @carefree6945 Před 4 lety +369

    Day 3 of asking Zach to say "What's good homies, Zach is Back."
    Now that he's out of Robin's basement, the grind is back on.

  • @umchanbosaba8525
    @umchanbosaba8525 Před 4 lety +306

    I'm not even 10 seconds in and I'm like,
    "Pfffffttttt-"

    • @worldsbestkiwi1097
      @worldsbestkiwi1097 Před 4 lety

      Amirite

    • @wilbervalenteg.417
      @wilbervalenteg.417 Před 4 lety +5

      I don't wanna sound oblivious but can you or someone tell me what happened to damien or why the person is always changing? I don't mind I'm just curious

    • @racoonsisters3471
      @racoonsisters3471 Před 4 lety +4

      @@wilbervalenteg.417 Damien left the channel because it was too much work for him. He has his own channel but I don't know the name. Because of Damien leaving the person who this channel belongs to uploaded a video to hire other readers. That's also why the person always changes, it's just different readers for the same channel.
      Hope this explains something

    • @SkeleVeR
      @SkeleVeR Před 4 lety

      x2

    • @torchlightteutsch3327
      @torchlightteutsch3327 Před 4 lety +2

      @Racoon sisters the channel name is Damian lee (sorry if I misspelled it)

  • @snowman2116
    @snowman2116 Před 4 lety +16

    me: "i bet i can shoot more of them than you."
    friend: "dude, we're in a school.."
    me: "that's the point."

    • @Hugowtum
      @Hugowtum Před 2 lety

      *kills every fat kid so this will be a double kill*

  • @Lebguin
    @Lebguin Před 4 lety +10

    13:03
    They are called trap jaw spiders and use those arms as an extra mouth. Imagine being its prey. You see the spider but it is kinda far away. You take off and feel safe but then its arms extend and yank you down into its snapping jaws.

  • @MYZS
    @MYZS Před 4 lety +504

    Cookie monster wouldn't do that omg he's always going on about how you shouldn't eat all the cookies and learn to share

  • @bilalahmed5714
    @bilalahmed5714 Před 4 lety +230

    I wanted to make a dad joke, but they are all...
    gone

    • @mt7680
      @mt7680 Před 4 lety +2

      o

    • @e711x4
      @e711x4 Před 4 lety +4

      Hi (gone) my name is FBI

    • @TotallyNotChill
      @TotallyNotChill Před 4 lety +1

      Just like all the children in my basement

    • @e711x4
      @e711x4 Před 4 lety

      Chill wait what ?????

    • @e711x4
      @e711x4 Před 4 lety

      I think we should pay you visit 😉😉

  • @ebonimccain6988
    @ebonimccain6988 Před 4 lety +3

    1:32 How has no one mentioned how crazy this music video was.

  • @waidi3242
    @waidi3242 Před 4 lety +50

    I like how almost 60% of the posts are about sex.

  • @theduck3961
    @theduck3961 Před 4 lety +47

    Technically, no adult is forbidden from eating gummies

  • @Camel_snot
    @Camel_snot Před 4 lety +357

    This video is not cursed, it’s just from a different perspective

  • @notasteinrhythm7032
    @notasteinrhythm7032 Před 4 lety +3

    0:55
    this killed the fuck out of me

  • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
    @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 4 lety +219

    5:41 Whoever posted that comment probably thinks that he's a masochist.
    Edit: My comment was good enough to get pinned?? Wow! This is a first!

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +46

      Omg is that Shadow the CZcamsr. Omg is Shadow a beauty vlogger now. Omg I don't know what to say.

    • @theflyingsandwich2586
      @theflyingsandwich2586 Před 4 lety +10

      Holy crap it’s shadow the youtuber who did a collab with Phil swift and he’s Sonics rival
      Most importantly you supply me with that sweet lesbian kiss gif

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 4 lety +3

      What?! Beauty vlogger?!

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 4 lety +2

      @@theflyingsandwich2586 well I have teamed up with Sonic a few times so... Not really his rival, at least since Sonic 06?

    • @theflyingsandwich2586
      @theflyingsandwich2586 Před 4 lety +1

      Divine Parker bruh i beat my meat to my cat

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 Před 4 lety +175

    3:51
    “Balls deep in a squealing hog”.
    Hang on a second, they stole that from a Cards Against Humanity card!
    “Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.”

  • @enderteimant740
    @enderteimant740 Před 4 lety +159

    Day 2 of asking Zach to say "Don't do crack, my name is Zach" in the intro

    • @bor_m9610
      @bor_m9610 Před 4 lety +8

      EnderTeimant this is everything i would want

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +40

      Day 2 of asking Zach to say "Ow..."
      Robin: What's up, Buddy?
      Zach: Man, I'm hurting... I'm hurting Bad.
      Robin: Where are you hurting. Where's the pain, Chump?
      Zach: Man, it's here... Right here...
      Robin: You mean, your back?
      Zach: Man, yeah... My name is Zach and can you Crack my Back?
      Robin: Sure thing, Old Pal.

    • @WollyWoppers
      @WollyWoppers Před 4 lety +11

      @@EmKay madlad

    • @smolchub5384
      @smolchub5384 Před 4 lety +2

      Madlad

    • @aishrafiqi4187
      @aishrafiqi4187 Před 4 lety

      E

  • @Jimmy-ob4cn
    @Jimmy-ob4cn Před 4 lety +1

    These videos are the only thing keeping me sane

  • @kurtisconnersforgottenextr4674

    Zach and Damien, and let's not forget Jack are stuck in Robin's basement. So that's one person stuck in Robin's basement.

  • @arvindthegamer8944
    @arvindthegamer8944 Před 4 lety +262

    Instructions unclear: Gummy bear had fillings inside and was extra chewy

  • @QH-173
    @QH-173 Před 4 lety +44

    2:02 Zach, you pronounced “sigil” as “seagull,” when it’s actually pronounced “sidgell.”

  • @GGchannel1025
    @GGchannel1025 Před 4 lety +6

    6:48
    Why would King Kong need condoms, he can't impregnate Tyrannosaurs.

  • @sleepytimecaffeine5837
    @sleepytimecaffeine5837 Před 4 lety +1

    This is why i love r/Cursedcomments

  • @alonathecreator
    @alonathecreator Před 4 lety +10

    Berry And Platypus: Exist
    God:
    *I'M GONNA DO WHAT IS CONSIDERED A PRO GAMER MOVE*

  • @jeanlessisjeanless992
    @jeanlessisjeanless992 Před 4 lety +10

    Has it occurred to you guys that three of the four big members of the Meme Team have hosted for EmKay now?

  • @scudthedisposableassasin1775

    Good to see ya back bro

  • @wapitituch1992
    @wapitituch1992 Před 3 lety +1

    1:42
    Tod Smith: Wait Shampoo can be used in 5 different ways
    Me a man of culture: It always has been

  • @Ace_Kaard
    @Ace_Kaard Před 4 lety +279

    "Please watch you language my son comes on here."
    1. Why is she on there?
    2. How does she know?
    Edit: Woah 150 likes im not those people that go "Oh ThatS alOt of LikeS" but this is the highest i've got in a day!

    • @texugo_branco
      @texugo_branco Před 4 lety +7

      it's him. ''Daughter'' ''Son''.

    • @assassin4440
      @assassin4440 Před 4 lety +6

      Hello kira

    • @enderdragon-xp5kl
      @enderdragon-xp5kl Před 4 lety +5

      Killer Queen already touched the like button

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H Před 4 lety +4

      1. probably because the parent is too stupid to say that they can't watch it, and instead, just says "dOn'T sWeAR"
      2. probably because it's a helicopter parent

    • @Cody357
      @Cody357 Před 4 lety +2

      She watches it with him.

  • @venompoolhunter3770
    @venompoolhunter3770 Před 4 lety +74

    This vid has been out for 40sec and there's already 15 comments

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +7

      Not good enough!! Faster!!! Engage!!!! A comment a second and we'll do a duet with you!!!!!

    • @venompoolhunter3770
      @venompoolhunter3770 Před 4 lety +1

      @@EmKay Deal

    • @noahross6563
      @noahross6563 Před 4 lety

      Emkay!!! You're my favorite youtuber!!

  • @toshinoriyagi6263
    @toshinoriyagi6263 Před 4 lety +8

    "The forbidden gummy bear"
    I'd eat it just throw in some of Gramps ashes

  • @Kabal1247
    @Kabal1247 Před 4 lety

    Hilarious asf thanks for this

  • @funnyhaha1740
    @funnyhaha1740 Před 4 lety +164

    People says these are cursed comments but I don’t see a witch so it’s technically these are just weirdly horrible comments

  • @vibin2813
    @vibin2813 Před 4 lety +4

    3:43 that one was so brutal God cut off my internet before the rest was finished

  • @jakubsebek
    @jakubsebek Před 4 lety

    I like this fast format :D

  • @fintanbochra
    @fintanbochra Před 4 lety +10

    This guy is really out here trying to hide his depression with an Annoying Orange laugh, sad but true...

  • @88days29
    @88days29 Před 4 lety +29

    Why, why did I say crunchy immediately after I saw the thumbnail?

    • @puffpuffpanda4383
      @puffpuffpanda4383 Před 4 lety +2

      How would people know what ya dirty mind thought of ??

    • @Cody357
      @Cody357 Před 4 lety +2

      You have great potential.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +12

      Because you are the Chosen One. Robin will climb out of your phone screen at the witching hour and give you your next directive. Be ready.

    • @koba5152
      @koba5152 Před 4 lety +2

      Ironically the TOP comment in that post said “crunchy”

  • @farhadaa
    @farhadaa Před 4 lety +6

    zack is the best emkay cast ever, still miss damien, rest in peace damien's commentary

  • @cyrusm4712
    @cyrusm4712 Před 4 lety +9

    7:11 [rumplestiltskin has entered the chat]

  • @apersonthatexists9008
    @apersonthatexists9008 Před 2 lety

    I Love How Calmly He Says "Why" At The Start

  • @f1muffin643
    @f1muffin643 Před 4 lety +22

    The fact that this video has around 100 comments in around a minute just shows how much we love u damien 💙 god dammit I made a mistake 💀it’s zach isn’t it

  • @Takittack
    @Takittack Před 4 lety +7

    0:00
    Phinias: Hey, wheres Perry?
    Me: On nom no- *wait what?*

  • @zenith1040
    @zenith1040 Před 3 lety

    The way he said “why” in the beginning amazing

  • @AnimalsRkool
    @AnimalsRkool Před 4 lety

    Your backkkkk! I missed you

  • @buddy5196
    @buddy5196 Před 4 lety +12

    7:51 from the get go I knew something is wrong.

  • @LocalToaster.
    @LocalToaster. Před 4 lety +3

    wait a seccond...
    *THE KING HAS RETURNED*

  • @MothboisTTV
    @MothboisTTV Před 4 lety

    Yay Zach is back

  • @FuryMcpurey
    @FuryMcpurey Před 4 lety +1

    Die House playing in the background made me smile

  • @latarshahall7618
    @latarshahall7618 Před 4 lety +82

    Starting of horrible ending horrible. At least we have some consistency.

  • @pschiptunes64
    @pschiptunes64 Před 4 lety +28

    Why do Zach and Damien sound almost exactly the same?

  • @Upper_echelon_exotics
    @Upper_echelon_exotics Před 4 lety

    Awww that frog making a peace sign is adorable!

  • @jaygames8388
    @jaygames8388 Před 4 lety +3

    Remember that scene in pirates of the caribbean where they flip the ship to get to the other side..
    Yeah that didn’t go as planned for me, now i minus 20 people in my friends list..

  • @crazycookiegaming4906
    @crazycookiegaming4906 Před 4 lety +62

    Does anyone else wish they had his energy

  • @midnightredditor1991
    @midnightredditor1991 Před 4 lety +5

    "You will adjust me by my husband's rank" *petty officer second class*
    Found the dependapotamous!

  • @uhohspaghettio945
    @uhohspaghettio945 Před 3 lety +1

    1:14 that string had me laughing my ass off

  • @mrlolcat2412
    @mrlolcat2412 Před 4 lety

    this is gotta be the biggest crossover

  • @ElisChaos02
    @ElisChaos02 Před 4 lety +6

    11:55 I guess Rick and Morty passed through there 🤷‍♀️

  • @orangemain
    @orangemain Před 4 lety +3

    Can’t believe people would even consider eating Perry😔

  • @bobidi1577
    @bobidi1577 Před 4 lety

    Welcome back zach!

  • @nonameworm69
    @nonameworm69 Před 4 lety +2

    3:57
    Red squirels EAT EGGS and litle BIRDS... There is a high chance that she stole that nest..

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet Před 4 lety +27

    My eyes are *cursed* with blindness after watching these comments

  • @zyacnotzach4625
    @zyacnotzach4625 Před 4 lety +26

    CZcamsr: * Posts vid *
    Anybody: FIRST

  • @mrdemoniccentipede3684

    Baby platypus looks like one of those little gremlins you don't feed after midnight

  • @AgentH53
    @AgentH53 Před 4 lety +1

    5:55 Oh... That's why Pugsley looks more normal than the other guys in the family.

  • @palameno
    @palameno Před 4 lety +11

    That "forbidden gummy bear" looks cute i wanna hug it

    • @amandarama3314
      @amandarama3314 Před 4 lety +1

      m u n c h

    • @palameno
      @palameno Před 4 lety

      Amandarama literally crying irl

    • @NichtNafe
      @NichtNafe Před 4 lety

      Same and also cool profile picture xd

    • @palameno
      @palameno Před 4 lety +1

      Dxnt Ask thank u it is tomura and i love him

    • @NichtNafe
      @NichtNafe Před 4 lety +1

      @@palameno I know I love mha im waiting for seasom 5 to come out cause I cant read the magas UwU

  • @honigkuchenpferdlenaatetsu8318

    Me: *sees **13:11*
    Me,a german and HandOfBlood fan: *proud german noises*

  • @thememebandit6767
    @thememebandit6767 Před 4 lety

    Every single time I’m having a bad day I just search cursed comments and I have a laugh

  • @xnutellajar6190
    @xnutellajar6190 Před 4 lety +1

    Finally zach is back !!! :D

  • @bigbaron9886
    @bigbaron9886 Před 4 lety +8

    2:05 this is a great vid it’s called “revenge is not the way of the Jedi” go to the vid and read comments it’s legendary

  • @magnoliaalvesdossantos8001

    5:19 why i was thinking the same lol

    • @nate4063
      @nate4063 Před 4 lety

      you know what animes the eyes are from tho?

  • @trixabellian
    @trixabellian Před 4 lety

    While watching this I got an ad of someone making a mac and cheese casserole and honestly I really needed that after all that sin

  • @loltrexgaming771
    @loltrexgaming771 Před 4 lety

    Finally a new favorite

  • @immrcrow8862
    @immrcrow8862 Před 4 lety +3

    0:21 I'll keep that in mind

  • @HeavenStarQuit
    @HeavenStarQuit Před 4 lety +4

    0:02
    Well atleast it's forbidden

  • @MichaelCS146
    @MichaelCS146 Před 3 lety +1

    6:42
    I have a leopard gecko and they actually do eat their shed. one day they're all white-ish and ashy looking, the next they're bright and vibrant with their colors. There's usually never any trace of the shed skin (you do have to check their little toes to make sure nothing got stuck). There are many theories about why they eat it, the most popular are so predators don't find it and/or bc it has nutritional value. It's really funny to watch though.

  • @rocklithium
    @rocklithium Před 4 lety

    Man I missed Zach, glad he's back

  • @BubbleIsSoCool
    @BubbleIsSoCool Před 4 lety +14

    Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 16

  • @Kiwi-ld8yl
    @Kiwi-ld8yl Před 4 lety +104

    Fun fact: no one cares if you are first 😀

  • @giothefew4300
    @giothefew4300 Před 3 lety

    Zach's "why" is on a different level

  • @buddeman27
    @buddeman27 Před 4 lety

    "Hello" is a contraction of "hell no"

  • @sidrust69
    @sidrust69 Před 4 lety +13

    No lie when i heard zack i was like OMG DAMIENS BACK😂😂

    • @krypto78
      @krypto78 Před 4 lety

      I’ve been asking on lots of recent videos, I didn’t watch EmKay for like a week, and when I return, Damien is in none of the videos. What happened?

    • @Itspiranha
      @Itspiranha Před 4 lety +1

      @@krypto78 i am pretty sure he quit because he has his on youtube channel

    • @krypto78
      @krypto78 Před 4 lety

      The Piranha yeah I mean he’s had that channel for a while, guess he wanted to grow his own channel rather than earn subscribers for someone else’s channel.

  • @TPK160
    @TPK160 Před 4 lety +3

    0:32 this is a actual review

  • @iamtherealsentaliium
    @iamtherealsentaliium Před 2 lety

    the mrs frizzle chicago arnold one keeps getting me.

  • @reececampbell486
    @reececampbell486 Před 4 lety +2

    3:25 Someone’s got to flip the burgers

  • @snr.froggymooopew7781
    @snr.froggymooopew7781 Před 4 lety +3

    Emkay: censors the word p*rn
    Also Emkay: doesn’t censor the words “censored hentai creampie”

  • @averageinternetchristian
    @averageinternetchristian Před 4 lety +8

    Me: it's a beautiful day
    The contents of this subbreddit: are you sure about that?

  • @StarBy11037
    @StarBy11037 Před 4 lety

    The baby platypus is so adorable and so small I've never seen one irl only on cartoons

  • @Backburner846
    @Backburner846 Před 4 lety

    I came downstairs to charge my phone at 2%, forgot about it, then started watching Emkay. It died halfway through. So good, I *FORGOT TO CHARGE MY PHONE*

  • @therealperrytheplatypus6551

    please don't eat it, "it" is my little brother and he's going to be an agent

    • @elilackey7341
      @elilackey7341 Před 4 lety

      Okay he will just be desert. You will be the main meal

    • @therealperrytheplatypus6551
      @therealperrytheplatypus6551 Před 4 lety

      @Flammable Flame 505 Eli Lackey I expected more for cursed comments, you have failed

  • @degeneratewithasideoftidep6795

    11:15 Technically speaking they are the fleshlight of the sea, as dolphins use dead fish for self pleasure

  • @LilithQuigley
    @LilithQuigley Před 3 lety

    The "Cops beating the shit out of someone cosplaying as Winnie the Pooh" reminded me of this show I watched as a kid called Red Dwarf. In one episode, wax robots of good and evil historical figures in an amusement park in space went to war. The ruthless evil ones, ruled by Hitler, were kicking the peace loving good ones easily, and often captured and executed the good ones. Among those seen by the main characters was the silly old bear himself, executed by firing squad.

  • @crazywarriorscatfan9061
    @crazywarriorscatfan9061 Před 4 lety +2

    1:44 Hitler wanted into an art school in Vienna (I'm not sure if it was Vienna) and they said no. So he grew up to have a mustache and a bad attitude