MY FAIR LADY DIMITRESCU | Resident Evil: Village - Part 2

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  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2021
  • We finally set eyes on the POWERFUL and RESPECTABLE visage of the true protagonist of Resident Evil Village!
    Resident Evil 7 ► • WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!...
    Resident Evil 2 ► • PEEK-A-BOO! | Resident...
    Resident Evil 3 ► • THE NEMESIS RETURNS | ...
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
  • Hry

Komentáře • 12K

  • @lolxd1137
    @lolxd1137 Před 3 lety +6950

    Tall vampire lady:*gets seen in a cutscene*
    Mark: *s i l e n c e*

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 Před 3 lety +305

      I swear to God i was looking at mark face, and mark was just watching silently smiling at some point raising his eyebrows

    • @sunnibub4727
      @sunnibub4727 Před 3 lety +175

      he was silently simping

    • @dilo9277
      @dilo9277 Před 3 lety +56

      M’lady

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 Před 3 lety +2

      @@knightmare6619 do not swear

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 Před 3 lety +40

      @@rahmat4848 bro shut the fuck up

  • @manyu9294
    @manyu9294 Před 3 lety +4615

    **Elena falls into the fire**
    "IF ONLY YOU WERE 9FT TALL!"

    • @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457
      @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457 Před 2 lety +55

      Lady Dimitrescu

    • @user-sm9lq1di7s
      @user-sm9lq1di7s Před 2 lety +26

      𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚜𝚌𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝-

    • @megalosergamer4480
      @megalosergamer4480 Před 2 lety

      @@savlolz Bruh she taller than Whitty

    • @sungjin-woo2563
      @sungjin-woo2563 Před 2 lety +2

      @@megalosergamer4480 bruh don't bring fnf into this

    • @megalosergamer4480
      @megalosergamer4480 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sungjin-woo2563 Why are you tired of seeing Friday night funkin'? like among Us

  • @catspeed4149
    @catspeed4149 Před 2 lety +4611

    Old weird lady: *Laughs like a maniac*
    Mark: *Laughs along*

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 Před rokem +49

      and again when the 3 daughters appear lol

  • @honeycombc
    @honeycombc Před 2 lety +2918

    Sisters: *evil laughter*
    Mark: *casually laughing with them* is your mother home?

  • @Jazzclone
    @Jazzclone Před 3 lety +7020

    Lady Dimitrescu: * sucks on Ethan's hand like it's a bloody lollipop *
    Mark: "This is not a sexual thing, this is about power."

    • @melz4766
      @melz4766 Před 3 lety +319

      Mark down badddddd 😭💀

    • @thehellionrevisited2704
      @thehellionrevisited2704 Před 3 lety +155

      Someone at capcom know what they were doing. She starts with a lick then suck.

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 Před 3 lety +85

      @@thehellionrevisited2704 yeah, those are professional activities.

    • @Jazzclone
      @Jazzclone Před 3 lety +3

      @@melz4766 Yeah :D

    • @holyromanracist5759
      @holyromanracist5759 Před 3 lety +93

      Honestly I'd be less concerned if he admitted it was a sexual thing.

  • @Archfiend_Sushi7746
    @Archfiend_Sushi7746 Před 2 lety +7516

    Lady Dimitrescu: “Mother Miranda! I must protest...”
    Mark: “Hi...✋☺️“

  • @PattyBHana
    @PattyBHana Před 2 lety +9255

    The fact that Mark’s reaction to Lady Dimitrescu is so popular that the actress herself, Maggie Robertson, has seen it and thinks it’s funny 💀😭

  • @vhandoggie3007
    @vhandoggie3007 Před 2 lety +1798

    Demetriscu:I fear no man but that
    Mark:heyy
    Demetriscu:it scares me

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +5

      Dimetrescu*

    • @UranusREAL
      @UranusREAL Před rokem +11

      @@loki4807 Demetriscu:it sounds like a Cracker Brand/ Company

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem

      @@UranusREAL Dimetrescu. Alcina Dimetrescu. she will have you killed for spelling her name incorrectly, trust me I know.

    • @UranusREAL
      @UranusREAL Před rokem +1

      @@loki4807 ok

    • @stampyfan777
      @stampyfan777 Před rokem +8

      @@loki4807 dimitrescu*

  • @afish7662
    @afish7662 Před 3 lety +3723

    girl: sobbing because she just had to kill her dad
    Mark: *ya think your father's cooked yet?*

  • @Prinny_god
    @Prinny_god Před 3 lety +3771

    I love how Ethan is at the point were he sees a 9ft tall amazonian and a drunk magneto arguing over the decisions made by shadow creature in the same room as a muppet and a living doll and he goes "hey dont I get a say in this?"

    • @namvugiang65
      @namvugiang65 Před 3 lety +316

      I mean, he has had his hand cut off, gone through a torture game, saw a family being infected and eating fresh flesh, literally gunned down a idk 20 meters tall monster while laying on the ground, he's been through shit

    • @TheSonicBlurr
      @TheSonicBlurr Před 3 lety +73

      @@namvugiang65 Now hold up a moment. What part of the anything that the family ate was fresh? It seemed like pretty rancid flesh to me.

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola Před 3 lety +59

      @@namvugiang65 don't forget he also got his leg cut off (briefly, and I think it depends on how you played.)

    • @worthlesstrash9662
      @worthlesstrash9662 Před 3 lety +36

      Ethan has been through so much that this is basically Sunday for him :D

    • @ShadowoftheMask
      @ShadowoftheMask Před 3 lety +6

      Wasn't that Moraeu who said that line?

  • @elbabalinas1780
    @elbabalinas1780 Před rokem +2237

    Imagine a horror film where the main character reacts just like mark. Like, everything's super scary and he's just not scared at all. Like the villain going "oh, very nice" and the protagonist is just running casually saying "oh thanks, I'm used to this. I run for my life like a lot". Like the whole concept is just that he takes everything casually. I would fucking love it.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 Před rokem +120

      Horror comedy

    • @princemeatball3603
      @princemeatball3603 Před rokem +66

      That’s sorta what Ethan does tbh

    • @aarcade6676
      @aarcade6676 Před rokem +36

      I think that in practice it would get old very quickly. concept would be more suited to a short film on youtube or something, rather than a whole movie

    • @cruzcamel
      @cruzcamel Před rokem +33

      Ash vs Evil Dead. Exactly what you’re looking for.

    • @banagg9318
      @banagg9318 Před rokem +1

      Y

  • @Heeroneko
    @Heeroneko Před 2 lety +2409

    * waits for Mark to realize what a bad decision selling his main handgun was *

    • @Krystabit
      @Krystabit Před 2 lety +341

      Not to mention completely ignoring both the extra inventory space (which he constantly had problems with in RE7) AND not buying the shotgun shells recipe

    • @kalsint7797
      @kalsint7797 Před 2 lety +194

      i was like "i'm curious, was it good that he sold it or no? because it showed on it that there were upgrades, but not for the bonus pistol"

    • @hirokimura1316
      @hirokimura1316 Před 2 lety +57

      Seriously, almost every series has this problem.

    • @anonymouspokemon4623
      @anonymouspokemon4623 Před 2 lety +19

      No, it isn't that bad. You just need to take the higher tier pistol

    • @zoemarie4249
      @zoemarie4249 Před 2 lety +23

      @@hirokimura1316 play it yourself then LOL

  • @loserloser8407
    @loserloser8407 Před 3 lety +5459

    "Whoever breaks this goat shall feel Mother Miranda's wrath"
    Markiplier: Mmmm *breaks goat*

    • @MustyCheeks
      @MustyCheeks Před 2 lety +23

      Who wouldn't break the goat my guy

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 Před 2 lety +68

      Maybe a spoiler alert for breaking the goats? Idk:
      Breaking the goats doesn’t actually do anything, the only thing you get for breaking all of them is a trophy/achievement

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 Před 2 lety +18

      @@ProGamer-lk9qw Yeah, wanted to put alert in just in case someone got upset

    • @jezd2223
      @jezd2223 Před 2 lety +4

      that was automatically me when playing the demo

    • @dejabartlett8021
      @dejabartlett8021 Před 2 lety +2

      LMAO I REACHED THAT PART IN THE VID WHILE I WAS READING THIS 💀💀💀

  • @cor289
    @cor289 Před 3 lety +13110

    “It’s not a sexual thing it’s about the power” is the new “I’m not a masochist I just want to see if my body can take it”

    • @mr.pibbeds9848
      @mr.pibbeds9848 Před 3 lety +113

      Indeed

    • @tilt_esque
      @tilt_esque Před 3 lety +48

      is that video still up? i kinda wanna see people's original responses to that haha

    • @yarenguney1330
      @yarenguney1330 Před 3 lety +82

      @@tilt_esque got some bad news for ya :/

    • @lemon_skies
      @lemon_skies Před 3 lety +82

      @@tilt_esque so who's gonna tell them?

    • @tilt_esque
      @tilt_esque Před 3 lety +52

      @@yarenguney1330 ah unnus annus

  • @lunarphasma7282
    @lunarphasma7282 Před 2 lety +713

    The sisters: "Yes mother."
    Mark: "Yes mother."
    Lady Dimitrescu: ".......what?"

  • @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195
    @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195 Před 2 lety +947

    The fact that Mark really told a group of werewolves trying to kill him “don’t” and “hold on” is hilarious to me

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune Před rokem +45

      The thought of them just being like “oh okay no worries man take your time” and standing there waiting is so funny to me 😂😂

    • @petermiller5789
      @petermiller5789 Před rokem +17

      He said “hold on” because he had someone else in mind that he wanted to kill him

    • @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195
      @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195 Před rokem +5

      @@petermiller5789 THIS

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 Před rokem +6

      "No, no, wait, stop. Hold on."

    • @bakedbeans7879
      @bakedbeans7879 Před rokem +5

      Ethan did the same shit to Heisenberg lol. "No, wait!"

  • @parkerglidewell7886
    @parkerglidewell7886 Před 3 lety +18847

    Lady Dimistricu: *gestures to put him up*
    Two of the daughters: “Yes Mother”
    Mark: “Yes Mother”

  • @nataliaofficialz
    @nataliaofficialz Před 3 lety +5210

    Mark in his playthrough: "I'm so sorry for breaking your pots!"
    Jack in his playthrough: "FUCK YO POTS!"

  • @trick9816
    @trick9816 Před rokem +714

    As a tall woman growing up where everyone hated you for being tall and a woman, I very much appreciate the love in this game and Mark’s reactions

    • @mrinfinity5557
      @mrinfinity5557 Před rokem +35

      Well in todays age, being a tall woman is hot as fuck

    • @trick9816
      @trick9816 Před rokem +69

      @@mrinfinity5557 I wish that were true in a non fetishized way

    • @mrinfinity5557
      @mrinfinity5557 Před rokem +19

      @@trick9816 ...okay yeah that's true. Still, i think it does make it easier to find dates from 5'4-5'8 guys

    • @kirbyisgod2519
      @kirbyisgod2519 Před rokem +11

      Well nowdays tall woman are hot af

    • @Auburritos
      @Auburritos Před rokem

      Cowards all of them COWARDS

  • @percydillberg4437
    @percydillberg4437 Před 2 lety +432

    13:22
    I'd say he's getting too excited over this, but getting three explosive headshots in a row is pretty damn sick.

  • @gozer_the_gozerian
    @gozer_the_gozerian Před 3 lety +3041

    “this is not a sexual thing okay, just a power thing”

  • @crimson2188
    @crimson2188 Před 3 lety +3139

    Ethan: gets stabbed, bitten, shot, had limbs severed
    Old man: gets a minor cut, “I’m to weak”

    • @absolutelytoxicc8328
      @absolutelytoxicc8328 Před 3 lety +131

      Ethan is a god and we are mere ants compared to his overwhelming strength and masculinity

    • @nottknormal
      @nottknormal Před 3 lety +33

      He must have arthritis

    • @miaomow
      @miaomow Před 3 lety +42

      i cant stop thinking people mean Ethan as in crankgameplays and i get a mini heart attack

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 Před 3 lety +9

      @@nottknormal nah, he got l u m b a g o

    • @sisterperiod4085
      @sisterperiod4085 Před 3 lety +11

      @@nottknormal no I think granny has artridis lol (you better know where that's from)

  • @ashe4469
    @ashe4469 Před 2 lety +240

    the part when he says “mommy….uh..money” is definitely my favorite

  • @Venom0uss
    @Venom0uss Před rokem +232

    Fun Fact: He thought Elena was voiced by the same person who voiced Claire in RE2, but it was actually the same voice actress who voiced Jill Valentine in RE3 ^^

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +34

      Well no wonder he said Claire. If you remember he thought Claire *was* Jill in RE2.

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Another fun fact: Nicole Tompkins (VA for Jill) is very close friends with Maggie (forgot her last name) who plays Lady Dimitrescu (Nicole also plays one of her daughters)
      Another fun fact: Maggie is actually REALLY tall by female standards, so even her real height kinda matches her ingame character

  • @flotskryz
    @flotskryz Před 3 lety +8075

    Psycologist: Tall vampire zombie lady isn't real she cant hurt you
    Mark: but I want her to
    Psycologist: what
    Mark: what

  • @nikolozkharshiladze7240
    @nikolozkharshiladze7240 Před 3 lety +4125

    Mark laughing together with the old woman is the best thing ever lol

  • @kingvideogames
    @kingvideogames Před 2 lety +206

    Markiplier: You didn't even take my gun?!?
    Donna: Noted.

  • @catballs420
    @catballs420 Před 2 lety +224

    Mia: Gets kablooeed 100 times
    Ethan: Eh
    Random villager ethan has known for a second: dies
    Ethan: NOOOOOOOOO

    • @EGeorgev
      @EGeorgev Před rokem +10

      Elena was a cutie wdym?

  • @rachelciel3330
    @rachelciel3330 Před 2 lety +6263

    Miranda: "Heisenberg. The man's fate is in your hands--"
    Mark, disappointed, appalled, horrified: *nO*

  • @MoBallin
    @MoBallin Před 3 lety +3605

    Markiplier: *(Gets Hung up)*
    Also Markiplier: *T h i s i s m y L i f e*
    *l o n g: D r e a m*

  • @Vxmpiricx
    @Vxmpiricx Před 2 lety +198

    I love how mark describes lady d "Someone taller,Someone more..... robust!!!!, No wait.. POWERFUL!! That's the Word!!"

  • @lxstfixna291
    @lxstfixna291 Před 11 měsíci +44

    Two years later I come back to this and Im not surprised at all that the most replayed part is where Mark sees Lady Dimistrescu for the first time

  • @mondayfunday2477
    @mondayfunday2477 Před 3 lety +3270

    Mother Miranda: 'I give you to Heisenberg'
    Lady Dimitrescu: 'I must protest'
    Mark: *'I M U S T P R O T E S T"*

  • @whycantithinkofanything
    @whycantithinkofanything Před 3 lety +2060

    “You need a knife to plug up that wound?”
    -Markiplier

  • @pam8324
    @pam8324 Před rokem +65

    3:00 “This is where my adhd is really gonna come in handy! Oh oo eh no I’m bored- *sees shiny thing* OOO NOT BORED” that was the most adhd thing ever 💀💀

  • @LacrimosaTheNerd
    @LacrimosaTheNerd Před 2 lety +159

    It's equally hilarious and sad that he keeps accusing Elena of being Claire Redfield when that's actually Jill Valentine (Nicole Tompkins). He's right, the "Let him go!" is in the same deeper gruff tone she uses for Jill.

    • @Razzy-sr4oq
      @Razzy-sr4oq Před 2 lety +11

      Hahahaha, I was just about to say 'Wait-' right when I read this comment and he said 'sounds like the same voice actress' what impeccable timing xD

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 7 měsíci

      Jill "I-can't-take-my-eyes-off-her" Valentine.

  • @miscellaneous6174
    @miscellaneous6174 Před 3 lety +3278

    “Ya like mushrooms? I’m pretty much mostly fungus.”
    Best pickup line ever

    • @manyu9294
      @manyu9294 Před 3 lety +9

      I dont get it lol

    • @tinaffable
      @tinaffable Před 3 lety +94

      @@manyu9294 Ethan's infected with the fungus from RE7, and mushrooms are classified as fungus.

    • @manyu9294
      @manyu9294 Před 3 lety +12

      @@tinaffable oh i see, thx

    • @lululuvscats
      @lululuvscats Před 2 lety +35

      Ethan must be a real FUN GUY eheuhauheuahuehauehauehuehauehau Owo
      I'll leave now

    • @itz_jaydenz
      @itz_jaydenz Před 2 lety +5

      I saw this as he said it

  • @PirateKingLuffy1978
    @PirateKingLuffy1978 Před 3 lety +3739

    Markiplier: “How many stab wounds can I take?”
    Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M Před 3 lety +79

      Ethan is fine. It's not as if he is *human* anymore. He's to much of an biohazardous tank for most mortal wounds to effect him anymore.
      Welcome to *Ethan becomes Moldnster*

    • @dollyaigacha
      @dollyaigacha Před 3 lety +62

      You didn’t wanna leave him a chance, huh!?

    • @weskershades
      @weskershades Před 3 lety +45

      The funny thing is Heisenberg is actually voiced by Neil Newbon who voiced Gavin Reed and Kamski.

    • @kaimikelgrahamornelas7085
      @kaimikelgrahamornelas7085 Před 3 lety +28

      Did you feel anger? Hate?

    • @warlockdestiny553
      @warlockdestiny553 Před 3 lety +3

      @@qittikat fr

  • @ariadnaalvarez3270
    @ariadnaalvarez3270 Před 2 lety +161

    Lady D: “let’s see how special u are”
    Mark: “Oh sO special”😆

  • @nickyricardo7034
    @nickyricardo7034 Před 2 lety +57

    37:17 "Got to keep Donna & Moreau entertained", nice that Heisenberg's thinking about his sister & brother

  • @zondor8123
    @zondor8123 Před 3 lety +10008

    lady D : lets see how special you are
    daughters : yes mother
    mark : yes mother

  • @unifiedfuck
    @unifiedfuck Před 3 lety +3085

    mark : i’m playing this for the plot.
    the plot : lady dimitrescu

  • @KynrieFairy
    @KynrieFairy Před rokem +24

    I love when Mark point out things like how that girl would be screaming in the fire after falling and how slamming your recently disfigured hand into a wall out of anger would at least get a pain reaction of some sort

  • @doctorfrostvlogs7527
    @doctorfrostvlogs7527 Před 2 lety +74

    "Im recording right?" This is why mark makes the big bucks

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm Před 3 lety +2937

    “Ya like mushrooms? Cause I’m mostly fungus.”
    Charming as hell. Lady Dimitrescu doesn’t know what she’s up against.

  • @evie5458
    @evie5458 Před 3 lety +2469

    "Who the hell is Luiza?"
    "Why the hell is Luiza?"
    Luiza: *has an existential crisis*

    • @abumwiththedrip
      @abumwiththedrip Před 3 lety +57

      But never... how the hell is Luisa?

    • @galacticcactus5530
      @galacticcactus5530 Před 3 lety +14

      @@abumwiththedrip Pretty well. I hear she’s cooking a lot these days.

    • @bray_elliott35
      @bray_elliott35 Před 3 lety +9

      @@abumwiththedrip but never...“what the hell is luiza?”

    • @adonisssssss5694
      @adonisssssss5694 Před 3 lety +18

      I'll do u one better, WHY IS GAMORA?

    • @MightyMoth108
      @MightyMoth108 Před 3 lety +2

      They never ask "how the hell is Luiza"

  • @ashtonlanders8663
    @ashtonlanders8663 Před rokem +48

    "Okay, so everywhere look out for the shiny. This is where my ADHD is gonna come in handy!"
    Same Mark, same.

  • @eggbread9126
    @eggbread9126 Před rokem +67

    Creepy man literally threating mark with the zombies about to absolutely eat him:
    Mark: you know my name🥰

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 Před 2 lety +5425

    “That castle arouses suspicion.”
    OH IT AROUSES SOMETHING-

  • @unfathomablegaming7777
    @unfathomablegaming7777 Před 3 lety +7665

    I love how Ethan is just reacting to everything as though it were a minor inconvenience.

    • @dorianalston6761
      @dorianalston6761 Před 3 lety +492

      giant earth quake
      Ethan: well that was terrible

    • @takedown205productions6
      @takedown205productions6 Před 3 lety +267

      He's been through worse. Lol

    • @Arachninja752
      @Arachninja752 Před 3 lety +318

      Apparently he was also in Resident Evil 7. Now I don't know much about Resident Evil, but if he was in another one, it probably means he's already been through some shit.

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc Před 3 lety +67

      @@takedown205productions6 idk the events in this game are way more fucked up than in re7

    • @dualswordslinger3284
      @dualswordslinger3284 Před 3 lety +210

      @@Arachninja752 He went through hell in 7 and 8, I honestly feel so bad for him. Poor Ethan Winters 😭

  • @donutusable
    @donutusable Před rokem +36

    I love Ethan so much. He's such a generic hero who says the most obvious stuff and I love him for that

  • @kelsey6689
    @kelsey6689 Před rokem +15

    One of my favorite play throughs. The way Markipliers face lights up when he see's his lover.

  • @kanati1133
    @kanati1133 Před 3 lety +2281

    Lady dimitrescu: _appears_
    Mark who's short and probably acting like a shy teen: hi my names markiplier can I live with you?

  • @amiah9220
    @amiah9220 Před 2 lety +4679

    Mark: *sees lady DIMITRESCU once*
    also mark: ALRIGHT I THINK THE GAME IS OVER

  • @kexard
    @kexard Před 2 lety +20

    I like how Mark is just like “I’ve been captured by Lady Dimitrescu…I’m spent”

  • @jospehjeostar6928
    @jospehjeostar6928 Před 2 lety +37

    Ethan: has a spike in his chest
    Also Ethan: Everything’s fine

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal Před 3 lety +4279

    Sean meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: Big Booba lady! Yes, please hurt me!
    Mark meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: * waves shyly * Hi, I’m Mark. Can I live here? Thanks.

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 Před 2 lety +13105

    Ethan seriously reacted harder to a random villager’s death more than his wife’s death

    • @mniakan3544
      @mniakan3544 Před 2 lety +743

      Yeah he kinda had some grudges there against his wife

    • @Conniveo
      @Conniveo Před 2 lety +715

      I think it's because he's causing them to death by bringing the infected father, meanwhile when mia get shot he doesn't have anything to do with it

    • @plantmage9850
      @plantmage9850 Před 2 lety +681

      @@Conniveo probs had time to think about it. With Mia I imagine he was in a good bit of shock

    • @PrinceRandomness
      @PrinceRandomness Před 2 lety +18

      True

    • @atav7402
      @atav7402 Před 2 lety +171

      I think with Mia this is what happened/
      You know how when you had a fight and your mad at them that’s probably what happened, yes he still loved her so his emotions were mixed with sad, shock and madness and with that many emotions it’s hard to sorta focus on reality

  • @MimSorensson
    @MimSorensson Před rokem +25

    “If it’s just the one of you, I shall stab thee.”
    It cracks me up EVERY time. I’m sorry to say that since I saw this video the first time I have used this threat many times, although merely in good jest.
    Kind of.

  • @nicknack5697
    @nicknack5697 Před rokem +15

    I think its hilarious that mark predicted the fungus like five minutes in

  • @legionbeast
    @legionbeast Před 3 lety +15266

    The funniest part of Mark's obsession with Lady Dimitrescu is that he didn't know anything about her until Amy showed him.

    • @darealshinji
      @darealshinji Před 3 lety +540

      I wonder if he bought her a Lady D cosplay dress.

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 Před 3 lety +860

      Imo what's funnier is how he's still trying to convince everyone that he's looking respectfully

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola Před 3 lety +96

      @@chiefpurrfect8389 it can be both. 😜

    • @simplewombat7442
      @simplewombat7442 Před 3 lety +207

      @@Crisjola he’s a respectable pervert/simp

    • @austincde
      @austincde Před 3 lety +305

      When your partner is also your wingman 😆

  • @Lord_Beans
    @Lord_Beans Před 3 lety +5010

    Even after making a video about drooling over Lady Dimitrescu, Mark still tries to keep it a secret that he wants to see her

  • @Moonphase40
    @Moonphase40 Před rokem +19

    46:53 Mark's iconic "bye bye" made me smile so much

  • @mollysperr1356
    @mollysperr1356 Před 2 lety +30

    Mark really trying to convince himself and us that his love for lady dimistescu is purely platonic and respectful 😉

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Like he's said before "This isn't sexual it's about power."

  • @dorel7142
    @dorel7142 Před 3 lety +2044

    Okay, but try to actually imagine Mark in a movie 'fighting' against Lady Dimitrescu.
    *Gets threatened and told he'll be torn apart and gets hooks stabbed trough his hands*
    Mark: *blushing* "Heyy... Do you like mushrooms?"

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 Před 3 lety +128

      Mark: “Because I’m a pretty fun guy”

    • @mayonera904
      @mayonera904 Před 3 lety +15

      😭😭why MUSHROOMS OUT OF ALL THINGS -

    • @dacarvoid45
      @dacarvoid45 Před 2 lety +2

      @@aidenmiller3832 I was going to like this but it had 69 likes

    • @James42_
      @James42_ Před 2 lety +10

      @@mayonera904 related to resident evil 7. He speculated that Ethan was a little bit infected by the fungus/mushroom inside the Baker’s house

  • @vamp_pixie3282
    @vamp_pixie3282 Před 3 lety +1817

    jack: shamelessly breaking all the vases
    mark: *breaks one* IM SO SORRY

  • @lucasgear283
    @lucasgear283 Před rokem +19

    “PUT A SOCK IN IT ROXANNA.” Best line in resident evil

  • @darkstrifequeen1458
    @darkstrifequeen1458 Před 2 lety +18

    i'd honestly consider the duke a calm and friendly face in the midst of such an awesome chaotic game.

  • @stay7718
    @stay7718 Před 3 lety +24303

    Mark really be out here looking for the "leave wife and child for tall vampire lady" option of this game

    • @coryhudson4581
      @coryhudson4581 Před 3 lety +550

      I don't think there's any other endings, the second I think about her tall frame I kill mia

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt Před 3 lety +65

      Lmao

    • @artmy3045
      @artmy3045 Před 3 lety +42

      is a route

    • @obitou5595
      @obitou5595 Před 3 lety +191

      I mean Lady is pretty attractive tho. YA'LL DONT JUDGE ME! 🤣😅

    • @babslau7477
      @babslau7477 Před 3 lety +20

      Omg you got me lmao

  • @timmy9140
    @timmy9140 Před 3 lety +1712

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "Harder mommy"

  • @matthewbuza3120
    @matthewbuza3120 Před 2 lety +27

    I love when Mark laughs with the other characters in the game who laugh like the witch and the vampire daughters it is so hilarious XD

  • @Mariewolf_94
    @Mariewolf_94 Před 2 lety +18

    "why is that free???"
    Mark, it's at times like these you dont ask questions and just take what you get

  • @joshuatoth765
    @joshuatoth765 Před 3 lety +4625

    I’m actually really impressed with how Markiplier killed all the Lykans instead of finding out how to open the gate for the daughter and father .

    • @KairikoLionaNekumi
      @KairikoLionaNekumi Před 3 lety +265

      That baffled me as well; i suppose he just approached the situation like other games he has played ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @joshuatoth765
      @joshuatoth765 Před 3 lety +463

      @@KairikoLionaNekumi Especially when he got the last 3 Lykans with 3 headshots ! That was pretty badass.

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 Před 3 lety +72

      @@joshuatoth765 that was quite badass

    • @agentwolfpl4703
      @agentwolfpl4703 Před 3 lety +125

      When doom soundtrack kicks in

    • @KairikoLionaNekumi
      @KairikoLionaNekumi Před 3 lety +70

      @@joshuatoth765 That skill was uncannily comical

  • @x-cosmicvixen-x5576
    @x-cosmicvixen-x5576 Před 3 lety +2702

    I love how Mark likes to look up when he's clearly talking about Lady Dimitrescu as if she's in the room with him lmaoo

  • @shiro8570
    @shiro8570 Před 2 lety +15

    34:00 By the decree of the dimitrescu family bread and circuses are now cancelled.

  • @-ghostdoc.13-95
    @-ghostdoc.13-95 Před 2 lety +13

    Mark just like "if I can block I have control over the entire world!"
    Also why the hell does my personality relate so much to Heisenberg.

  • @shinkaiatsuya950
    @shinkaiatsuya950 Před 3 lety +3357

    Lady Dimitrescu: *wants to cut off the MC's manhood and devour him*
    Markiplier: Hi, how are you doing pretty tall booba lady?

  • @s0apy392
    @s0apy392 Před 3 lety +1783

    Man Markiplier would be the best one to be a buddy
    Elena: "Leave me alone"
    Mark: "We are besties now"

  • @smudge3618
    @smudge3618 Před 2 lety +7

    33:35 i love how he switches his face cam just so we can see lady D

  • @dnsl4176
    @dnsl4176 Před 2 lety +16

    Mark REALLY just called out one of the biggest twists of this arc right at the 2nd episode huh. I know he was joking about it, but now I'm looking forward to seeing his reaction when he realizes he's right.

  • @zmbhuntr
    @zmbhuntr Před 3 lety +1888

    If you want to help with you ADHD, if you check the map of each room, if it’s red, there is still stuff to be found, if it’s blue, you’re in the clear

    • @Rappy104
      @Rappy104 Před 3 lety +10

      I’m pretty sure it’s always been that way

    • @ariabritton9669
      @ariabritton9669 Před 3 lety +94

      tried this IRL, doesn't work.

    • @AdvayBasavaraju
      @AdvayBasavaraju Před 3 lety +11

      @@ariabritton9669 F

    • @musketg2774
      @musketg2774 Před 3 lety

      V important

    • @galacticcactus5530
      @galacticcactus5530 Před 3 lety +19

      Yep. If it’s still red you’re missing something. Usually something tiny like a hidden crystal piece. It DOES work, you all just aren’t looking hard enough. Lol

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper Před 3 lety +2371

    ( sees lady D )
    Mark: *starts howling like a 1930’s cartoon wolf*

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 Před 3 lety +8

      I am not sure it was made in the 1930's

    • @DrunkStormtrooper
      @DrunkStormtrooper Před 3 lety +6

      30’s 40’s whatever you know what I mean

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 Před 3 lety

      @@DrunkStormtrooper I want to know if you mean tex avery wolf. Cause he was made in 1942.

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 Před 3 lety +1

      @@DrunkStormtrooper I am talking about Tex avery from red hot riding hood.

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 Před 3 lety

      @@DrunkStormtrooper he was made in 1942.

  • @tanfhltua
    @tanfhltua Před 2 lety +17

    32:40 that guy looks like bo burnham in welcome to the internet

  • @Sivos909
    @Sivos909 Před 2 lety +5

    41:00 when Mark has enough money to buy the deluxe pack and not care to find out what he bought.

  • @Kitsune-gx7km
    @Kitsune-gx7km Před 3 lety +2693

    Lady Dimitrecu: *Trying to kill Mark*
    Mark: *”Harder mommy~”*
    Lady Dimitrecu: What. The. F U C K.

  • @athena.bismuth980
    @athena.bismuth980 Před 3 lety +3619

    Mark accidentally saving the family from the monsters because he didn't check his surroundings carefully is the most Johnny English thing I've ever seen

    • @ilianoor6870
      @ilianoor6870 Před 3 lety +35

      Wdym by that?? Did something happen?

    • @b3anZ76
      @b3anZ76 Před 3 lety +10

      @@ilianoor6870 looks like you don't get the joke

    • @yutisima
      @yutisima Před 3 lety +224

      @@ilianoor6870 when while helping the girl and her father to get to the big house, he killed all the monsters in the high grass with the flour and stuff and saved them from danger, when he couldve checked the garden carefully to notice there's an entrance to the big house

    • @Impaler118
      @Impaler118 Před 3 lety +56

      @@theavatar7692 this isn't reddit. kinda cringe

    • @dumbumbumbum8649
      @dumbumbumbum8649 Před 3 lety +27

      @@theavatar7692 not really whoosh anyway. Because he joke didn’t make any sense. He could’ve saved the family anyway and conserved ammo if he had just snuck around the lycans.

  • @powlman6841
    @powlman6841 Před rokem +4

    36:08
    "press f to examine"
    *fucking kicks the blocks to shreds*

  • @Noanator
    @Noanator Před 2 lety +13

    45:48
    Daughters: "Yes, Mother!"
    Mark: "Yes, Mother!"

  • @saranonymous91
    @saranonymous91 Před 3 lety +684

    Lady Dimitrescu: Exists
    Mark: yes, ma‘am

  • @doorknobr
    @doorknobr Před 3 lety +1866

    I just love how mark's vocabulary degrades when facing Mommy Dimitrescu

  • @thegriffithwolf7071
    @thegriffithwolf7071 Před 2 lety +11

    Mark always being so romantic with Lady Dimitrescu, just never stops thinking about her in that game, maybe she's the one for him.

  • @susanneile252
    @susanneile252 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Im gonna throw so much flour in your eyes.... Your not know whats coming because you'll be blind."
    -markiplier

  • @katelynredman8885
    @katelynredman8885 Před 3 lety +3054

    I love how mark acts like a shy little teenager when he sees lady dimitrescu

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 Před 3 lety +17

      Lol

    • @minseoksthighs
      @minseoksthighs Před 3 lety +47

      That’s exactly what I was gonna say, it’s so adorable 😭😭

    • @willgriffin5647
      @willgriffin5647 Před 3 lety +23

      Wait til next episode. He's gonna feel awkward.

    • @zelfris2958
      @zelfris2958 Před 3 lety +7

      Oh that will definetly change when dimitrescu goes monster form C:

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 Před 3 lety +28

      You can tell the exact _second_ he sees her just from his face 33:54

  • @hannahzaner7062
    @hannahzaner7062 Před 3 lety +1607

    I just realized that, from all the play throughs I've seen of this game, nobody said from the start that Ethan was different. He literally got half his hand bit off from a monster yet didn't turn into one of them. Leonardo just got scratched and he turned within a few minutes of Ethan finding him.

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 Před 2 lety +89

      How’d do u know If Leonardo was infected within minutes might of been hours or the day before, but I do have I high suspicion Ethan will turn unless something to do with Mia or the child cus I think Mia still alive due to her fungus side affects

    • @CypressCircuit
      @CypressCircuit Před 2 lety +37

      You will find out why that happened.

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 Před 2 lety +5

      @@CypressCircuit still playing it but the odd of this theory is high

    • @gigglesforlife2483
      @gigglesforlife2483 Před 2 lety +58

      I was honestly thinking the same thing. When Leonardo got scratched and turned, in my head I was like, "But Ethan got bit. Why didn't he turn as well?" I guess the ending makes sense as to why he didn't turn at all. Everything has a purpose I guess ^.^

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 Před 2 lety +2

      @@gigglesforlife2483 thanks for ruining bit of the ending

  • @albertwesker6221
    @albertwesker6221 Před 2 lety +12

    41:37 I will cry...this is probably the only thing about wesker in this game.

  • @itsmikewsz6548
    @itsmikewsz6548 Před rokem +7

    Came back to this series after watching it twice already. The intro to this episode being “this goat eye be glowing” with no further explanation is incredibly funny to me

  • @ajax6295
    @ajax6295 Před 3 lety +1402

    I think hearing Mark say "Come on bestie, we got this!" was the best serotonin boost 've ever had.

  • @randomgrmlin
    @randomgrmlin Před 3 lety +754

    "That castle arouses suspicion"
    Well it definitely arouses something

    • @fizzy_minx8372
      @fizzy_minx8372 Před 3 lety +37

      HOLY SHIT I SAID THOSE EXACTS WORDS AT THAT EXACT MOMENT WHAT THE HECK 💀

    • @robpender2460
      @robpender2460 Před 3 lety +4

      LMFAOOOO

    • @skedizzle
      @skedizzle Před 3 lety +3

      That something? Mark.
      Hotel? Trivago.

  • @diy_cat9817
    @diy_cat9817 Před 2 lety +9

    46:06
    That whole napkin bit is some of my favorite animation ever. I don't know what it is about it but it's so fluid and perfect. I love mocap so much.

  • @Kevvir
    @Kevvir Před 2 lety +6

    Normal pickup lines : Are you a murderer? Because you make my heart stop.
    Markiplier : "Do you like mushrooms? Because im made mostly of fungus"