3 TIMES A LADY DIMITRESCU | Resident Evil: Village - Part 3

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  • čas přidán 10. 05. 2021
  • We further explore the SPRAWLING castle and ENORMOUS tracts of land that encompass the Dimistrecu Estate is Resident Evil Village.
    Resident Evil 7 ► • WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!...
    Resident Evil 2 ► • PEEK-A-BOO! | Resident...
    Resident Evil 3 ► • THE NEMESIS RETURNS | ...
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
  • Hry

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  • @GoblinWrangler69
    @GoblinWrangler69 Před 3 lety +4697

    I love how Mark gets thrown down four floors by Lady Dimitrescu, and he’s just like “jokes on you I’m into that shit”

    • @rachelbraver1638
      @rachelbraver1638 Před 3 lety +95

      The face at 40:02 says it all lol

    • @MightyMoth108
      @MightyMoth108 Před 3 lety +26

      Damn right he is

    • @Mgblz
      @Mgblz Před 3 lety +57

      And he says he's not a masochist

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle Před 3 lety +36

      Dude is killing me every single episode with his reactions to her, I love it 😂😭🤣💀💀💀💀😂

    • @rachelbraver1638
      @rachelbraver1638 Před 3 lety +28

      It's like the Grinch's smile when he thinks about how to destroy Christmas for whoville

  • @drifty2362
    @drifty2362 Před 3 lety +9373

    Girl Vampires: Attack Mark
    Mark: This is no way to treat your moms boyfriend

    • @emewantstoplayXD
      @emewantstoplayXD Před 3 lety +31

      Too true 😂

    • @Valiantiron
      @Valiantiron Před 3 lety +20

      Lmfao 😂

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear Před 3 lety +28

      @William Otremsky It's alright dude

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear Před 3 lety +11

      I make skits (I know this is unrelated to the video, but would still appreciate it if y'all checked them out, thanks)

    • @kichan3353
      @kichan3353 Před 3 lety +18

      Im so in love with mark I always dream of him hope I meet him

  • @HealthierThanYesterday
    @HealthierThanYesterday Před 2 lety +5613

    Developers: *spend years trying to design a terrifying game and monsters*
    Markiplier: I stab the butt. *proceeds to kill a monster by stabbing its butt*

    • @user-kl2wq4mf2d
      @user-kl2wq4mf2d Před 2 lety +16

      Lol

    • @Zeracan
      @Zeracan Před 2 lety

      Stab the butt stab the butt stab the butt!

    • @darkstrifequeen1458
      @darkstrifequeen1458 Před rokem

      and this, ladies and gentlemen, is how the legend of the butt-stabber was born!

    • @LethalLaurie
      @LethalLaurie Před rokem +49

      The Butt-Stabber...it was within him all along!

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 Před rokem +7

      And is totally not obviously at all.... in love with supposedly tall scary lady. Tbh... zombies are scarier then these guys.

  • @PhantomPinetree
    @PhantomPinetree Před 2 lety +3216

    Mark when he puts Bela's corpse in his pocket: That's a little weird
    Also Mark: *carries Lady Dimitrescu's corpse with him the entire rest of the game*

    • @jaredlewis3001
      @jaredlewis3001 Před 2 lety +103

      Hey he has his priorities

    • @roodlaargo
      @roodlaargo Před 2 lety +80

      he trying to give her life with his love

    • @darkstrifequeen1458
      @darkstrifequeen1458 Před rokem +77

      but imagine if he'd actually kept their crystalized corpses? they'd actually be a family. a crazy one, but a family nonetheless!

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 Před rokem

      @@darkstrifequeen1458 The girls are already adults, Mark would kick them out of the house so that he can spend proper quality time with his milf.

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 Před rokem +4

      You're telling me you didn't?

  • @KaeyaAlberich30
    @KaeyaAlberich30 Před 3 lety +5867

    “I will break you!”
    Mark, who is definitely not a masochist: excited blushing

  • @alishawellens514
    @alishawellens514 Před 3 lety +4903

    Dimitrescu : 'i will break you'
    Mark 'im not a masochist' fischbach : *blushing profusely*

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 3 lety +214

      "It's a power thing."
      Considering that would clearly fall onto dominance territory, Mark is collecting BDSM-related _perceived_ fetishes at an alarming rate.

    • @elise_causticcheetos
      @elise_causticcheetos Před 3 lety +17

      @@NWolfsson lol x) but for real, it's bdsm only if it excites him sexually and I doubt it.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 3 lety +63

      @@elise_causticcheetos That's why I added "perceived", as we don't know how much is genuine interest, excitement, or played for laughs :)

    • @ragingoverwatch3052
      @ragingoverwatch3052 Před 3 lety +71

      The first thing he said when he saw a human torture device was literally “lemme hop right in”

    • @alishawellens514
      @alishawellens514 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ragingoverwatch3052 very true

  • @mariishiding4988
    @mariishiding4988 Před 3 lety +1563

    Mark literally sold the daughter’s corpse but kept Lady Dimitrescu glass 😭💀

  • @angelbloodshinra
    @angelbloodshinra Před 2 lety +1119

    39:50
    She straight up threw him all the way down to Horny Jail. Fucking incredible.

    • @lil_rami3210
      @lil_rami3210 Před rokem +21

      lmfao so truuuuue

    • @novarktheboss
      @novarktheboss Před rokem +16

      underrated comment fr

    • @halosreaper1
      @halosreaper1 Před 10 měsíci +14

      Funniest thing is in the next episode he basically climbed back up just so she can do it again!

  • @1234wallawalla
    @1234wallawalla Před 3 lety +3345

    Lady Dimitrescu: /In the middle of an important phone call/
    Mark pressing his face up against the glass of her window: 👁👄👁

    • @amelianekomimi1936
      @amelianekomimi1936 Před 3 lety +37

      i hate how true this is xD

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 Před 3 lety +51

      Alcina: .... Mother please send someone over this mans starting to scare me!

    • @itsVernz
      @itsVernz Před 3 lety +4

      lmao this took me out

    • @FarmHend
      @FarmHend Před 3 lety +22

      "Maybe if I ignore it it will go away..."

    • @ashezarrine
      @ashezarrine Před 3 lety +10

      lmao god please someone draw this. I would myself but I suck :’)

  • @libertybell5876
    @libertybell5876 Před 3 lety +3766

    Lady D: “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DAUGHTER??”
    Mark: “...what have you done to MY daughter?”

  • @tammyt3434
    @tammyt3434 Před 2 lety +529

    "If you don't feel pain, how can you feel anything else?" -Mark 'not a masochist' Fischbach, 2021

    • @Maddie-sn7yt
      @Maddie-sn7yt Před 2 lety +16

      God that sounds like a yearbook quote if I've ever heard one XD

    • @femcel_idiot
      @femcel_idiot Před rokem +7

      don't forget his quote ''I WAS POOR ONCE!''

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Před 11 měsíci +1

      Apparently he doesn't understand there are people out there with conditions where they don't experience nerve pains, but obviously feel emotions.

  • @KvapuJanjalia
    @KvapuJanjalia Před 2 lety +984

    Fun fact: Mark's pronunciation of "Dimitrescu" is perfectly correct; the game gets it wrong.

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 Před 2 lety +22

      Aren't they pronuncing it in whatever language of whatever country RE8 is set in?

    • @ionelalexandra
      @ionelalexandra Před 2 lety +153

      Yeah Mark pronounced it correct. Dimitrescu is a romanian name and I'm happy seeing it in a popular horror game (cause I am romanian).

    • @ionelalexandra
      @ionelalexandra Před 2 lety +16

      @@genkureshima9834 No I don't think so. Also is romanian, just so yk.

    • @Alex_The_Fairy
      @Alex_The_Fairy Před 2 lety +41

      The game creators said it is pronounced Dimitresc even with the u still in it. A lot of fans were apparently confused on how to pronounce it so in an interview the creators were asked how to say it properly. The creators said that it isn't pronounced with the U, even though it's still spelled with it, and it isn't pronounced Domitrescu (without pronunciation of the U)

    • @mariopaper0
      @mariopaper0 Před 2 lety +66

      @@Alex_The_Fairy in romanian its pronounced with the u and the game is based in romania

  • @kuriousk927
    @kuriousk927 Před 3 lety +5508

    Some random, unimportant vampire lady: "Behave!"
    Mark: "No."
    Lady Dimitrescu: **breathes**
    Mark: "You could murder me and I'd say thank you very much"

    • @otomeleifu
      @otomeleifu Před 3 lety +31

      Def not random but okay

    • @kuriousk927
      @kuriousk927 Před 3 lety +82

      @@otomeleifu random in the sense that we know there are a few daughters but their names aren't emphasized, it could be any one of them attacking Mark. Hence, "random" :p

    • @insertnameherebecauseicant9686
      @insertnameherebecauseicant9686 Před 3 lety +34

      @@kuriousk927 Their names are: Bella, Daniella and Cassandra

    • @dapooty9810
      @dapooty9810 Před 3 lety +26

      Oh and he's not a masochist

    • @pikosapikos13
      @pikosapikos13 Před 3 lety +33

      She probably has to be the first NPC in a game, out of all games in existence, that her expressions almost look human-like. Not just realistic, utterly *humane.* Clearly, the careful detail to her character came at the cost of the reast of the characters' development. The game's plot is still AMAZING though. Personally, I think it truly deserves a 9/10, it's almost perfect, both from a graphical and storyline aspect.

  • @glamwithlenny9633
    @glamwithlenny9633 Před 3 lety +2580

    Mark: Im in a committed relationship
    *Lady Dimitrescu walks in*
    Also Mark: 💥💥💳💥💥💳💥💥

  • @perfectluna586
    @perfectluna586 Před 3 lety +252

    Mark:
    „I sTaB tHe pOoPeR“
    „I StAb ThE FoOd“
    „I sTaB ThE sOuP“
    „i StAb YoU“
    *body falls*
    Mark screams
    „AhHhHH. I StAb ThE BoDy! I StAb The bOdY!“
    *wierd growl*
    „I StAb ThE AssHolE“
    XDDD so funny i love this weirdness so much xD

    • @Nkookdmin-fh5cu
      @Nkookdmin-fh5cu Před 10 měsíci

      The fact that this came on right as the video came in lmao

  • @Sky68935
    @Sky68935 Před 3 lety +345

    His realization on how to pronounce Lady Dimitrescu’s name is pure gold

    • @ionutpop7671
      @ionutpop7671 Před 2 lety +61

      I'm romanian and he actually pronounces the name correctly, unlike Ethan.

    • @karritheberri
      @karritheberri Před rokem +5

      @@ionutpop7671 if the games creators say it's dimatresc, it's dimatresc. Doesn't matter if it's pronounced differently elsewhere.

    • @Moonless87
      @Moonless87 Před 9 měsíci +13

      ​​@@karritheberriThe GAME is pronouncing it differently, not the other way around 🙄 I'm amazed when people whose mother language is not Romanian try to tell Romanians how their names are pronounced 🤦🏻‍♀️ I'm not Romanian, I'm Finnish, but this pisses me of.

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 Před 3 lety +10599

    Most playthroughs: Player is stuck in the mansion with Lady Dimitrescu
    Mark's Playthrough: Lady Dimitrescu is stuck in the mansion with _Mark_

  • @irustyrobot529
    @irustyrobot529 Před 3 lety +4819

    Ethan's POOR HANDS have been through so much. They're the real protagonists of this adventure.

    • @declicitous1763
      @declicitous1763 Před 3 lety +310

      Ikr, first one was cut off, then the SAME HAND had a bit of it and a few fingers bitten of, then was punctured by a hook and was then cut by the same hook in an attempt to get them off
      Holy shit how hasn’t Ethan gotten prosthetics yet?

    • @sam_anonymous
      @sam_anonymous Před 3 lety +67

      They’re tragic heroes.

    • @snakygamer2132
      @snakygamer2132 Před 3 lety +59

      "Spoiler Alert"
      He's Infected He's Basically Almost Immortal...

    • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
      @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi Před 3 lety +38

      @@declicitous1763 and then bugs started crawling and chewing through his other hand

    • @lemonboy7250
      @lemonboy7250 Před 3 lety +11

      @@snakygamer2132 yea no shit sherlock

  • @arnoldtheelumberjack3101
    @arnoldtheelumberjack3101 Před 2 lety +244

    Bella: “Behave”
    Mark: “nOOoO”

  • @bullet4459
    @bullet4459 Před 3 lety +349

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Mark when he sees the lady: *SIMP MODE ACTIVATED*

  • @cicitheeavocado990
    @cicitheeavocado990 Před 3 lety +3005

    mark: "is that my daughter rose?"
    also mark:* uses shotgun to zoom in to see in the crib*

    • @djukii1
      @djukii1 Před 3 lety +56

      HELP HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @isaiah.morales0
      @isaiah.morales0 Před 3 lety +7

      😂😂😂

    • @RemiStarz26
      @RemiStarz26 Před 3 lety +52

      I mean he did say the child weirded him out :D
      He wants the child DED

    • @dorukhanozen2580
      @dorukhanozen2580 Před 3 lety +4

      In America, with Bandit Keith's voice.

    • @True_X_2.0
      @True_X_2.0 Před 3 lety +4

      He's the type of dude who washes paper plates.

  • @gamer_kyokona
    @gamer_kyokona Před 3 lety +5901

    Lady Dimitrescu: “I will destroy you!”
    Mark: 🥰 “strong woman”

  • @nox9771
    @nox9771 Před 2 lety +164

    Mark: I'm not running after her for her
    Narrator: He was in fact running after her for her

  • @ColeTheBug
    @ColeTheBug Před 2 lety +128

    For someone who's daughters are literally swarms of flies, I don't think Dimitrescu should be smoking (unless it's nicotine free)

    • @Zo1981
      @Zo1981 Před rokem +7

      Why?

    • @ColeTheBug
      @ColeTheBug Před rokem +14

      @@Zo1981 because nicotine is poisonous to bugs

    • @Zo1981
      @Zo1981 Před rokem +6

      @@ColeTheBug ah, I didn't know that! Thank you

    • @dannyboy02630
      @dannyboy02630 Před rokem +12

      @@ColeTheBug isn’t it poisonous to most things lol

  • @topturv528
    @topturv528 Před 3 lety +6050

    Lady Dimitrescu: “Rest while you can. Because I WILL hunt you. And I WILL BREAK YOU.”
    Mark’s face: is that a promise? :3

  • @CRlMZlN
    @CRlMZlN Před 3 lety +3043

    Mark: gets beaten literally through a floor and falls several stories into a hell hole.
    Also mark: *smirks* that's some respectable power right there.

  • @MrPingn
    @MrPingn Před 3 lety +102

    "What have you done to my daughter!"
    Well that will put a damper on the relationship for Mark.

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Mark: We can always make another one 😏

  • @scoutmittens5581
    @scoutmittens5581 Před 2 lety +123

    Notice how the only time he is scared is when his framerate goes down

  • @roblesgabe104
    @roblesgabe104 Před 3 lety +2651

    Lady dimitrescu and her daughters attacking mark: What's you're safe word?
    Mark: FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES

  • @thewrathofdumbledore4867
    @thewrathofdumbledore4867 Před 3 lety +6187

    Other players: gets hunted by lady dimitrescu
    Markiplier: hunts down lady dimitrescu while she runs away from him for her life

  • @casualplague8496
    @casualplague8496 Před 3 lety +139

    Mark in RE7: I don't know if I wanna go toe to toe with these things...
    Mark now: I STAB YOU

  • @5192aaron
    @5192aaron Před 3 lety +106

    I love how Mark just reacts to the Duke by mocking him every time he speaks...

  • @Ihavedaedits
    @Ihavedaedits Před 3 lety +3625

    Mark: I fear no man, but that thing
    Frames getting ruined
    Mark: it scares me

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 Před 3 lety +3574

    Markiplier: "Stab the butt!"
    Everyone: _"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"_

    • @lungsfilledofroses
      @lungsfilledofroses Před 3 lety +11

      @@Banan_Man_ That site still gives you a virus doesn’t it? I don’t know though, I’d never watch that stuff

    • @chr0nicdepression747
      @chr0nicdepression747 Před 3 lety +16

      @@lungsfilledofroses No it doesn’t, it’s a fake warning to get you to download/buy apps. If ya ever get there don’t fall for it.

    • @lungsfilledofroses
      @lungsfilledofroses Před 3 lety +9

      @@chr0nicdepression747 Oh when my friend was on it they told me they had gotten a virus for being on an adult site

    • @andreas_iced8297
      @andreas_iced8297 Před 3 lety +40

      This is a cut so deep, shit just sent me back 42 parallel universes ago. Currently looking for the blacksmith and getting jump scared by mannequins.

    • @amandaboggs3863
      @amandaboggs3863 Před 3 lety +23

      the crazED BUTTSTABBERRR

  • @katthtttt
    @katthtttt Před 2 lety +74

    Mark walking in wine: “ah blood”
    Mark sees bucket of grapes:”beans?”

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Před 11 měsíci +1

      To be fair, they were using the tortured victims' blood for their wine.

    • @OogaBooga-rt4ji
      @OogaBooga-rt4ji Před 5 měsíci

      Conclusion: Mark disdains grapes

  • @gwgh
    @gwgh Před 2 lety +53

    Mark: "Remember when this was about zombies?"
    Ethan at the end of the game: Ah, about that...

  • @Monkey_here
    @Monkey_here Před 3 lety +4235

    Listen guys, he isn’t into Lady Dimitrescu torturing him, he just likes to “test his limits”

  • @nicholascagefcnicholascage8588

    Mark: kills a mother's daughter.
    The mother: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DAUGHTER?"
    Mark: "what have you done to my daughter?"

  • @DA_LOAF
    @DA_LOAF Před 2 lety +80

    mark: literally has a shotgun
    olso mark :Proceeds to use pistol and knife

  • @sapheyersoftsounds7693
    @sapheyersoftsounds7693 Před 3 lety +79

    Any one in the world: I have to fend myself off from this Vampire daughter. Shoot the windows, allow light, shoot girl.
    Mark bleeding out, almost dying several times and uses multiple heals mid fight: Two can play the stabbing game!

  • @Warfreak0112
    @Warfreak0112 Před 3 lety +2816

    Markiplier on Indie Games: *Oh yeah this is big brain time*
    Markiplier on RE8: he he big mommy milkers

  • @time5081
    @time5081 Před 3 lety +2439

    At this point I'm certain Ethan just can't feel shit in his hands anymore from the sheer amount of hand trauma he goes through every five minutes.

    • @malfunctioningtoasterdog565
      @malfunctioningtoasterdog565 Před 3 lety +50

      im suprised he still has hands

    • @exoplaneeet9499
      @exoplaneeet9499 Před 3 lety +80

      im like. 60% certain hes still part fungus since hes able to keep his body together JUST enough to keep fighting

    • @Glocktopus1
      @Glocktopus1 Před 3 lety +113

      @@exoplaneeet9499 I never understood why everyone was making such big deal of the fungus being able to rapidly heal people in RE7 while Ethan was out there using a mixture of drain cleaner and random houseplants to reattach limbs before he even had the chance to be infected

    • @How-Do-I-Nezzy
      @How-Do-I-Nezzy Před 3 lety +37

      For a split second I forgot the main character's name and thought you were taking about Eef...

    • @shinekadavis8228
      @shinekadavis8228 Před 3 lety +6

      @Tilted Simp - masochist perhaps? 😳

  • @zackeeper6320
    @zackeeper6320 Před 2 lety +43

    Lady demitrescue : *sucks Eathen’s hand* he’s a bit stale
    Me : maybe because it is all of the medicine being poured on his hand

  • @chefyboy2748
    @chefyboy2748 Před 2 lety +39

    I know I'm a year late but I love Mark's play style in this game. In every other series I've seen of this game the knife was avoided like the plague the second the creator didn't understand the block mechanism. Meanwhile Mark's over here, going through trial and error to knife fight everybody! Lol

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +2

      Don't bring a gun to a Mark fight.

  • @tyra_p808
    @tyra_p808 Před 3 lety +2534

    Lady Dimitrescu: “I will break you!”
    Mark: cheekily smiles at the camera

    • @MrFiendFyre
      @MrFiendFyre Před 3 lety +89

      Lady D: I WILL BREAK YOU!
      Mark: I'm counting on it.

    • @funkiebutch9690
      @funkiebutch9690 Před 3 lety +60

      Lady D: I WILL BREAK YOU!
      Mark: I'm looking forward for it (^^)

    • @stefaniasobolu1528
      @stefaniasobolu1528 Před 3 lety +40

      he went like :>

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams Před 3 lety +42

      Countess: "I WILL HUNT YOU AND I WILL BREAK YOU!"
      Mark: *No longer denies he's a masochist.*

    • @melanieb.5207
      @melanieb.5207 Před 3 lety +22

      Its not a sexual thing! Its about power!

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 Před 3 lety +8631

    Bela: “I need your blood”
    Mark: “I’m actually into your mom.”

    • @ehuante2561
      @ehuante2561 Před 2 lety +304

      might as well be mark: "bela's mom has got it goin' on. she's all that i want, and i've waited for so long. bela, can't you see? you're just not the girl for me. i know it might be wrong, but -- i'm in love w/ bela's mom"

    • @romancapulus5577
      @romancapulus5577 Před 2 lety +31

      @@ehuante2561 give this man our Likes 😆👍

    • @duski7746
      @duski7746 Před 2 lety +15

      @@ehuante2561 This. This comment is amazing.

    • @38achref26
      @38achref26 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ehuante2561 lol

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 2 lety +12

      How can you tell the difference between Dimitriscu's daughters?

  • @jayneparker1782
    @jayneparker1782 Před 2 lety +32

    Mark: "Lei doesn't grow on trees"
    Me: that is correct, we all know it grows inside of corpses and dead things.

  • @KoutaNauman
    @KoutaNauman Před 2 lety +41

    28:23
    I'm sure Mark's reaction is the same as when a parent finds out their daughter is pregnant and you're the cause.

    • @leohuttunen3107
      @leohuttunen3107 Před rokem +1

      Mark: "What have YOU done to my daughter?" "0_0"

  • @096thomasaudrey9
    @096thomasaudrey9 Před 3 lety +3009

    Lady Dimitrescu: Wants to torture Mark
    Mark: SIMPS
    ALSO Mark: I am SO NOT a masochist

    • @thegongoolzler2677
      @thegongoolzler2677 Před 3 lety +16

      @Moon Boy ❶ This is so sad guys

    • @balenci.138
      @balenci.138 Před 3 lety

      Mark is my inspiration my mom said if I got 1k comments on my Song she'll buy me a new mic

    • @balenci.138
      @balenci.138 Před 3 lety

      @@thegongoolzler2677 Mark is my inspiration my mom said if I got 1k comments on my Song she'll buy me a new mic

    • @taikatonttu21
      @taikatonttu21 Před 3 lety +1

      @Soldier [TF2] R.I.P Rick May

    • @TheCoolestGamer20
      @TheCoolestGamer20 Před 3 lety

      "SiMpS"

  • @Alia-bc3rc
    @Alia-bc3rc Před 3 lety +2700

    Mark: *sees Lady Dimitrescu and immediately forgets the baby he supposed to save *

  • @hiitsme5524
    @hiitsme5524 Před 3 lety +24

    Mark: Lady Dimitrescu
    CC: *Lady demon rescue*
    _AND_
    Mark: Her best vinatge is Sanguis Virginis
    CC: *Her best vintage is sweat sandwich virginis*

  • @englishfri3828
    @englishfri3828 Před 2 lety +15

    Every other CZcamsr: takes the game seriously
    Mark: "I STAB THE POOPER!"

  • @Addlexx
    @Addlexx Před 3 lety +2924

    Mark in a Resident Evil game, wandering into a room with 4 statues, a riddle, and a pool filled with blood:
    "Man that's a shit poem, guess I'll leave."

    • @Shadowfan206
      @Shadowfan206 Před 3 lety +77

      The whole time I'm just yelling at my computer screen "Mark it's a puzzle! Solve it!" XD

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 Před 3 lety +3

      🤣

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 Před 3 lety +31

      "Professional have standards"

    • @somethingorother319
      @somethingorother319 Před 3 lety +23

      What's worse is the edits on the four second puzzle. He brute forced it.

    • @gastonfourt5363
      @gastonfourt5363 Před 3 lety +30

      @@somethingorother319 just like every other order puzzle he has to do, he brute forces it until it works after attempting for hours.

  • @generic2220
    @generic2220 Před 3 lety +10097

    “The pupil of your eye can expand as much as 55% while looking at something you love”
    Lady Dimitrescu: *exists*
    Mark: ⚫️👄⚫️

  • @iyuno9769
    @iyuno9769 Před 2 lety +15

    37:32
    me to myself: you are not jealous of a fvcking desk rn

  • @johnmiller3906
    @johnmiller3906 Před rokem +17

    Who else tried fixing there picture controls only to hear mark say " HER ATTACK ATTACKS YOUR FRAMES DIRECTLY" I've never laughed so hard.

  • @genuphobia1029
    @genuphobia1029 Před 3 lety +3794

    I love how she’s literally trying to kill Mark and he’s just like “Hey don’t threaten me with a good time 😗😘😉🥰😍”

  • @subanesengulov740
    @subanesengulov740 Před 3 lety +4090

    Imagine being Lady Dimitrescu and just chilling in your castle, then suddenly hearing doors being open closed, vases breaking, windows destroyed and a voice “Lady Dimitrescuuuuuu”! No wonder she keeps running away from Mark 😂😂😂

    • @msmusic9636
      @msmusic9636 Před 3 lety +182

      Even better that he won’t even pronounce her name correctly

    • @corinabanu7556
      @corinabanu7556 Před 3 lety +110

      @@msmusic9636 To be completely fair, unless they have a romanian voice actor pronounce it correctly, I doubt Mark will ever do it. It's not very intuitive, since we have different pronunciation rules.

    • @shadowapocalypse9012
      @shadowapocalypse9012 Před 3 lety +60

      Who's running away? It's called a tactical retreat!

    • @hexational105
      @hexational105 Před 3 lety +156

      Lady Dimetrescu : finnaly I've lost him, uhh it's been a pai-
      Door slams open
      Markiplier : LADYYYYYY DIMETRESCUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
      Lady Dimetrescu : oh for fuc-

    • @IcyRhapsodyFire
      @IcyRhapsodyFire Před 3 lety +27

      Someone please animate this 😂😂😂

  • @laurabyers558
    @laurabyers558 Před 2 lety +11

    I just love him with the merchant 😂😂 "that door doesn't work! What are you?!?"

  • @brianchism8750
    @brianchism8750 Před 3 lety +13

    Lady dimitrescu: where is he!
    Also lady dimitrescu: *establishes eye contact with ethan in the mirror*

  • @Abdussalam-oy5bo
    @Abdussalam-oy5bo Před 3 lety +17851

    The real horror in this game is Mark desperately looking for lady demitrescue with such passion, and she's just trying to get away from him

    • @naancents9604
      @naancents9604 Před 3 lety +635

      She knows her power is at stake. Why wouldn't she run?

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 Před 3 lety +61

      lololol

    • @FeMJem
      @FeMJem Před 3 lety +1057

      Mark isn't stuck in there with them. They're stuck there with Mark.

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe Před 3 lety +365

      @Friendly Templar I feel like that sentence can be applied to Mark in most any circumstances

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti Před 3 lety +302

      Oh god, she's trapped in her own castle with Mark.

  • @verinitas.
    @verinitas. Před 3 lety +14542

    Markiplier is literally the monster in this game. He's following lady dimitrescu like a maniac and she's running for dear life

  • @LoneWolf-jw1sr
    @LoneWolf-jw1sr Před rokem +7

    I love how high pitched his voice gets when he says hiyah! When he breaks vases

  • @windberbrandt
    @windberbrandt Před rokem +7

    "If you can't feel pain, how can you feel anything else?" I feel like this is a good window into Mark's inner psyche.

  • @skotia8544
    @skotia8544 Před 3 lety +1592

    The giant vampire Lady : * throws an entire vanity across the room *
    Mark : * is a little bit turned on *

    • @mochi8509
      @mochi8509 Před 3 lety +54

      A little bit is an understatement 🤣

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 3 lety +22

      Who doesn't get turned on by a woman's anger?😃

    • @wilboar9304
      @wilboar9304 Před 3 lety +26

      @@SamuelBlack84 what

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 3 lety +5

      @@wilboar9304 When women are angry for some it's a turn on

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mochi8509 weebs are ostrich person

  • @kayyy2851
    @kayyy2851 Před 3 lety +2349

    Mark not selling the crimson glass because he wants to return it to Lady Dimitrescu is peak simp energy

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 Před 3 lety +52

      And then hes gonna keep the remains.

    • @BlueVenom9
      @BlueVenom9 Před 3 lety +38

      honestly i cant blame him, i forgive anyone simping for Lady D

    • @jevilcore
      @jevilcore Před 3 lety +12

      It’s politeness -_-

    • @krionillie9696
      @krionillie9696 Před 3 lety +20

      @@jevilcore She's LITERALLY trying to Kill you Man! XD

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 Před 3 lety +18

      @@krionillie9696 doesn't mean we have to be rude and sell her belongings 😂

  • @TheMadWrldEffct
    @TheMadWrldEffct Před 2 lety +14

    16:37
    Mark finds a pipe bomb
    Me: *He found the source of the Mysterious Ticking Noise*

  • @superc5845
    @superc5845 Před 3 lety +2428

    Lady Dimitrescu: walks in to answer the phone.
    Mark: repositions himself in his chair to get a better look.

    • @msfeistybabe
      @msfeistybabe Před 3 lety +59

      Sure, yeah... that's why he needed to get into a more comfortable position... lol

    • @justanotakuandasinglemom5355
      @justanotakuandasinglemom5355 Před 3 lety +43

      Probably repositioning himself so his little buddy is more comfortable.

    • @TwisteDxBoi
      @TwisteDxBoi Před 3 lety +8

      He's really out there just plain ol' stalking the monster lady through the window

    • @msfeistybabe
      @msfeistybabe Před 3 lety +16

      @@TwisteDxBoi He's just doing some harmless reconnaissance to see if she prefers chocolates or flowers so that he can deliver to her in person ;)

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 Před 3 lety +13

      @@msfeistybabe
      dont know about you but i think she is more of a... "wine" person
      just a hunch

  • @leosydlik4271
    @leosydlik4271 Před 3 lety +1652

    Mark: kills Lady Dimitrescu’s daughter
    Lady D: what have you done to my daughter
    Mark: she killed my frames.

    • @ZomboidMania
      @ZomboidMania Před 3 lety +3

      wow thanks for the spoiler

    • @josemiguelmacato5302
      @josemiguelmacato5302 Před 3 lety +4

      lol

    • @pandacubb9203
      @pandacubb9203 Před 3 lety +43

      @@ZomboidMania what did you expect looking through the comments first -_-

    • @lizzy8270
      @lizzy8270 Před 3 lety +24

      @@ZomboidMania well don’t look through the comments before watching? Like tf?

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Před 3 lety +2

      Cue Yellow Diamond shocked expression.

  • @24cakepops
    @24cakepops Před 2 lety +5

    Mark: *gets put through the floor*
    *that’s respectable power right there*

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 Před 2 lety +16

    6:32 He had one more ball than mark has if anyone remembers his odd medical condition.

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper Před 3 lety +1864

    Lady D ( on the phone ): “I don’t know where he is!”
    Mark: *background Whispering* “sit on my face...”
    Lady D: “what was that?” ._.

  • @tbirdgamer4117
    @tbirdgamer4117 Před 3 lety +2064

    I love how everyone’s already 2 bosses ahead on CZcams while Mark is still chilling in Lady Dimitrescu’s castle

    • @Odin2244
      @Odin2244 Před 3 lety +14

      OMG mark actually commented on my latest video i am so lucky

    • @hayleyg7719
      @hayleyg7719 Před 3 lety +107

      I've watched full playthrough to learn story and now I can chill watching ma boi go at his own pace.

    • @357th3
      @357th3 Před 3 lety +16

      Its just like watch gameplay, secret item, and maybe comedi in one video

    • @ecricox526
      @ecricox526 Před 3 lety +10

      @@hayleyg7719 IKR same I watched that mf 6 hour long video just to find out more about the story and lore. Im just way too invested

    • @klumzyskiwi
      @klumzyskiwi Před 3 lety +84

      @@Odin2244 thats a shitty attempt at getting views.

  • @vforvenom2158
    @vforvenom2158 Před 2 lety +21

    19:25
    Mark: very curious but in a commited relationship
    Also mark: see's the Lady, *PARAMETERS ENGAGED, THIRST MODE: ACTIVATED*

  • @ibeamy
    @ibeamy Před rokem +7

    The amount of physical trauma Winters goes through is hilarious

  • @onikamustache
    @onikamustache Před 3 lety +1869

    Lady Dimitrescu: *chokes Mark*
    Mark: *mommy chill*
    Lady Dimitrescu: 👁👄👁

  • @LethalMonarch
    @LethalMonarch Před 3 lety +9591

    I love how Mark sees Lady Dimitrescu and instead of sitting there in fear he immediately starts rushing toward her like he’s a dehydrated man who saw water

    • @nimbus997
      @nimbus997 Před 2 lety +703

      You could say he's...
      Thirsty
      I'll see myself out

    • @avawalker9269
      @avawalker9269 Před 2 lety +139

      @@nimbus997 That made me laugh. Take this like.

    • @yukiclarke7910
      @yukiclarke7910 Před 2 lety +181

      Well Lady Dimitrescu is a *tall* drink of water

    • @arnoldtheelumberjack3101
      @arnoldtheelumberjack3101 Před 2 lety +45

      Omg i love these replies to this comment. XD

    • @johnwright8873
      @johnwright8873 Před 2 lety +37

      He’s more like a cat with catnip. He gets high as hell from seeing her and wants more.

  • @heyassbut8199
    @heyassbut8199 Před 2 lety +10

    30:30 Mark might be the smartest dumb person in the history of CZcams, he figures it out eventually but not before taking it completely the wrong way for what seems like an eternity and I love the look of udder confusion on his face when he just can't figure out what to do next. But then again they don't call him big dumb for nothing.

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 Před rokem +2

    7:06 “I gotta go find my baby or something.” LMAO

  • @lilmissfires
    @lilmissfires Před 3 lety +3339

    Mark trying to block the daughters attacks until he realises he has to kill them to leave the room just shows how much he respects Lady D

    • @ScoutTrooperMan
      @ScoutTrooperMan Před 3 lety +243

      professionals have standards

    • @A-U69
      @A-U69 Před 3 lety +42

      Or maybe thought the cold air would kill them without his help?

    • @vaughn4613
      @vaughn4613 Před 3 lety +21

      Too bad he gotta kill Lady D

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 Před 3 lety +19

      Yes, totally not because he’s a masochist for something bizarre like that, he just respects the lady very much.

    • @MasterChiefSamus
      @MasterChiefSamus Před 3 lety +2

      Must be an Undertale after-effect.

  • @someguyness
    @someguyness Před 3 lety +445

    Literally everyone: uses the guns provided to kill the enemies.
    Mark: gets into a knife fight with everyone.

  • @togahimiko9943
    @togahimiko9943 Před 2 lety +9

    Just imagine Mark in a room of Lady Dimitrescu cosplayers

  • @camikotakanashi8350
    @camikotakanashi8350 Před 2 lety +16

    I love how in any other game if Mark saw the blood on fruit he would say something else but here with Lady Dimitresu.
    "What unique and interesting tastes!" XD

  • @madlad366
    @madlad366 Před 3 lety +704

    Mark: im not a masochist
    Mark walks into tourture chamber: this is great

  • @natasrules
    @natasrules Před 3 lety +2134

    Lady D: *smashes mark into the basement*
    Markiplier: "THATS SOME RESPECTABLE POWER RIGHT THERE"

    • @jeremiahlopez1791
      @jeremiahlopez1791 Před 3 lety +20

      @@rahmat4848 just let them enjoy the video, dick

    • @ladydiablo_8554
      @ladydiablo_8554 Před 3 lety +16

      @@rahmat4848 go away troll

    • @rebornjxyy
      @rebornjxyy Před 3 lety +8

      @@rahmat4848 seems like you want attention lol

    • @luciferislucid
      @luciferislucid Před 3 lety +1

      @@jeremiahlopez1791 what did they say o.o

    • @jeremiahlopez1791
      @jeremiahlopez1791 Před 3 lety +3

      @@luciferislucid they said “Go away, weeb” or something like that

  • @Winters_Ethan
    @Winters_Ethan Před 2 lety +10

    Mark+Lady Dimitrescu=everlasting couple.🥂

  • @theeditgurl7274
    @theeditgurl7274 Před 2 lety +5

    Mark: It's a little weird to have a corpse in my pocket.
    *Later*
    Mark: I'll keep Lady Dimitrescu in my pocket.

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos8981 Před 3 lety +1431

    Lady Dimitrescu: *Minding her own business in her room*
    Mark: *watching her creepily outside her window* h-hi~...

    • @mito-pb8qg
      @mito-pb8qg Před 3 lety +20

      They knew exactly what they're doing. :D

    • @sorafowler4497
      @sorafowler4497 Před 3 lety +11

      @@mito-pb8qg making a good game, of course :)

    • @batwolfy7044
      @batwolfy7044 Před 3 lety +33

      I'm genuinely surprised she didn't see him while looking at the mirror.

    • @HeyJinx
      @HeyJinx Před 3 lety +3

      Homestuck

    • @pummelweed2766
      @pummelweed2766 Před 3 lety +4

      HoNk HoNk :0)

  • @notunusannus2286
    @notunusannus2286 Před 3 lety +1671

    Lady Dimitrescu: What HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DAUGHTERR!
    Mark:what have you done to MY daughter
    Me: ah..wait a minute... he actually has a point.. dang

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 2 lety +65

      No no he's got a point

    • @Rek2Chi
      @Rek2Chi Před 2 lety +48

      Legit has a point..... they started it

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 2 lety +30

      He did the same thing to Dimitruscu's daughter that she and her siblings have already done to his daughter. So, Even-Stevens

    • @randomgunenthusiast4658
      @randomgunenthusiast4658 Před 2 lety +3

      No no he’s got a point

    • @irateamatsu
      @irateamatsu Před 2 lety +5

      *our daughter*

  • @ARandomWolfApproaches
    @ARandomWolfApproaches Před 2 lety +12

    26:40 that describes mark

  • @Pan-13
    @Pan-13 Před rokem +3

    I love how masochist Mark enjoys his character being manhandled by lady Dimitrescu

  • @Piscesluna
    @Piscesluna Před 3 lety +840

    Lady Dimitrescu: I will hunt you and I will break you!
    Mark: looks directly at the camera and proceeds to smile like the happiest man on earth. :)

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 3 lety +24

      Non-interested people: Please don't
      Mark: Please do. 'nt. Please don't. It's not sexual. It's about power. Clearly. Hurm.

    • @Piscesluna
      @Piscesluna Před 3 lety

      Thanks for all the sweet likes guys! ;)

  • @deathloopdiavolo
    @deathloopdiavolo Před 2 lety +6

    32:39 Ethan is definitely gonna be rocking some red pants after this

  • @abluebellkrisp7911
    @abluebellkrisp7911 Před 2 lety +12

    37:28 my heart can’t handle the cute little dopey smile he made 😭 he’s so precious 🥹🤲🏽 ☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @heidenrxslein
    @heidenrxslein Před 3 lety +2793

    The fact that he defeated the daughter just by stabbing is kinda insane-

    • @baneblack8821
      @baneblack8821 Před 3 lety +490

      He’s going to complete the game just by stabbing everything.

    • @remnantofthefirstworld2930
      @remnantofthefirstworld2930 Před 3 lety +296

      In RE3R he beat the second Nemesis boss fight with only a knife

    • @MrSpartan993
      @MrSpartan993 Před 3 lety +146

      @@remnantofthefirstworld2930 I’m still reeling from THAT miracle! I saw him do it on camera and I STILL can’t believe that happened!

    • @ferdinandpurczeld234
      @ferdinandpurczeld234 Před 3 lety +16

      He's playing on Normal, so all enemies are weaker.

    • @remnantofthefirstworld2930
      @remnantofthefirstworld2930 Před 3 lety +216

      @@ferdinandpurczeld234 Easy is weaker, normal is normal

  • @battledroid6172
    @battledroid6172 Před 3 lety +1937

    The third episode in which Mark agressively respecting vampires.

  • @forrestneighbour2685
    @forrestneighbour2685 Před 2 lety +6

    Markiplier: I am not a masochist
    Lady D: "I will haunt you, and I will BREAK YOU."
    Mark: .....😐😏

  • @natsumi9083
    @natsumi9083 Před 2 lety +10

    13:52 "this seems fun"
    Mark.. you masochistic guy- but it does seem fun-

  • @retto1155
    @retto1155 Před 3 lety +533

    Mark literally just made the :> face while Lady Dimitrescu literally bashed his head through like 4 floors lmaoooo

    • @rendrinkspaint
      @rendrinkspaint Před 3 lety +20

      I said “YES PLEASE” and mark made that face it felt like he heard me fisjfjndk

  • @jadacheatwood5525
    @jadacheatwood5525 Před rokem +4

    I had to watch this series after seeing you play the DLC rn 😅
    Calling Rose a fungus/shroom baby 😭🤣