Lady D: "I see you've escaped my brother." Markiplier: "Yeah, he seems like a nice, chill dude." Lady D: "I hate my brother." Markiplier: "He's a dick. I never liked him."
Lady D: “The entire blood line of House Dimitrescu undone by the likes of you?!” Mark: “Well, I’d be happy to help you rebuild the bloodline, if you know what I mean.”
Gotta love how the creation of Lady Dimistrescu has single handedly changed (or at the very least greatly impacted) the beauty standard and awakened a lot of deep feelings and fetishes into people
@@potatospeedwagon3994Nah tall was always a sign of beauty for women. Most of the pageants winners are tall women, models are tall and women use heels to appear taller.
I love when you sell her crystal for the Duke and he says "oh, Lady Dimitrescu, beautiful even in death, and that waistline... yes", showing that the player is not the only person that simps for her
Even when she turns into a dragon monster he still simps. He even still puts her (or at least her crystalized body) in every episode even after she dies (or at least on vacation as mark says)
i admire and respect his constant simping even when carries her around as a crystal, calling her remains as "babe" and takes her out whenever he sees dimitrescu castle from far away and says "babe look it's your castle!"
Honestly, the hype for The Lady (powerful and big women) is making me feel so good about myself. It's always made me feel less feminine to be as tall or taller than the men around me. I've always felt like an ogre. The Lady really demonstrates that beauty is subjective and highlights the power in confidence and owning your strength.
okay this is so late, but fellow girl talking, never consider yourself less elegant or beautiful or anything from your height. tall girls are gorgeous af, and guys think so as well. like girl you got that royal elegance and models are often tall for a reason, you’re slaying
I wonder how often it's a case of 'the grass is always greener'. I always wanted to be tall, cursed how I couldn't bear wearing heels, wished I could've had a fraction of the presence I saw tall women have! The real goal is trying to learn how to appreciate ourselves, as is.
I went shopping today and i saw this lady, who i swear to god must have _atleast_ been over 7 ft. tall. Not only was she the tallest woman i have ever seen, i think she was the tallest person i've ever seen in my entire life, period. I never understood the hype for tall women until this day. Seeing it in person has awakened something in me i think. My god, now im imagining her wearing heels. Mark wasn't lying when he said its all about THE POWER.
My mother shares the same sentiment. She’s taller than both me and my brother by a small margin (she’s 6’5, I’m 6’0, my brother’s 5’8) and whenever we walk outside, she always snickers and jokingly kneels down because she hates the fact that she’s towering over us instead of vice-versa. Now Lady Alcina appeared in her newfeed (I shared a post about her one time) and she was wondering why she looked taller than everyone else’s. I told her everything about her lore and she was quite delighted about it. She hasn’t done that joke since then. In fact she’s even more pompous when walking out and would even tease both of us especially when she’s wearing heels. All it needs is that one person, huh?
Ya know what's weird? I'm like the same height as Kevin Hart and yet, the high shelf is no challenge for me. I may be short but my arms are tall! Be like my arms and be grateful we can reach the high shelves! (I'm talking about confidence btw, but my arms are in fact long)
What made me laugh tho was when he said "i don't think that was Lady Dimitrescu" and then the game was like "are you sure about that" and brings up Crystal Dimitrescu
@@ladymantis "Oh no! I seem to have tripped, torn off all of my clothes and fell in a very compromising position!" *gasp* "Whatever shall I do?~" XD Like, damn Mark you couldn't be more obvious.
I love that after he realized they had taken his items, including his Crystal Dimitrescu, in House Beneviento, he immediately forgets his mannequin-phobia
“I don’t know why she’s so mad at me. I’ve been nothing but respectful to her.” Probably has something to do with the fact that he killed her daughters...
His smug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) after she threatened to hunt and break him and him saying "i dont think that was really Lady Dimitrescue" and immediately getting her crystal remains will never not be hilarious to me
To be fair, my husband had a very similar reaction. Only his was along the lines of 'I know she is mad I killed her old daughters, but it's okay. We can have NEW ones. Less crazy ones."
I've, like, read the word 'sauntered' in books before to describe humanoid monster characters. I always wondered to myself '...HOW exactly? How does that LOOK?' Because you can see it in footage of big cats, all graceful and elegant but also strong and dangerous, but I could never use my imagination enough to apply that to two-legged creatures. I thank you for this comment, Stranger. Because of you, I've realized that 'sauntering' is EXACTLY what Lady Dimitrescu does, and now I'll have a much clearer visual image in my head of when I read a character doing this.
Mark: *It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.* Me: Sure, just like you're not a masochist, you just want to "test your limits." Sure thing, Mark. 😏
Lady Demitrescu: manhandles Ethan aggressively, smacks him on the ground three times, threatens to hunt and break him Mark : owo *happy masochist noises* "That's some respectful power right there"
Guess they were tired of people thinking that Wesker survived his death scene in RE5 (Wesker's PSA on the pandemic notwithstanding), so they made sure that the new villain had a 0% chance of surviving her demise.
@@ryanm.8720 But lets not forget that there is a big plot point in RE Village about the sci-fi whatever having the power to resurrect people. Such as the daughter of the main villain and the protagonist.
I'm a tall woman (admittedly bi), and I was so close sooo very close to saying...."take me. You gorgeous beast of a woman" but then I was like "WAIT, NO I'm suppose to survive as long as I can."
I love how, in most of the games he plays, Mark is always yelling at the people chasing him and being generally disrespectful, but when it comes to Lady Dimitrescu, he's even polite as she tries to kill him. Example: 6:39
@@willmiester4051 Well, techinically, yes, but acknowledging the problem and accepting it is the only way a person can begin being willing to do something about it! lol
Mark: idk why she's mad with me Also Mark: -murders her 3 children, steals her childrens remains and sells it to a fat guy with no shoes, steals her wine and other properties- " no clue why she's upset at all, i've been respectful"
Lady Dimitrescu was the finest Victorian woman to have ever lived on Earth. Mark didn't care what people had to say. If you're thirsting for someone, then don't be hesitant to go all out.
@@Khann_2102 no, because of the weakening of the fungus, he was about to die, and also lost all abilities of regeneration, his arn just fell off after that
Can we address how mark seemingly knew ethan was made of mold when he said "you like mushrooms im mostly fungus" like excuse me mark what how did you at this current point know thst information
I was honestly surprised that was the twist in this game, my brain was like “but I thought everyone knew he was mold in 7” guess it made that conclusion on its own
Honestly, I think the scariest monster is Ethan, imagine being an all powerful vampire, and no matter how many zombie thing attack him, no matter how many times his left hand is mangled, he keeps coming for you.
@@user-id7pc6su4o i was thinking power as in S&M... S&M is completely consensual (yes, someone can rape someone in all sexual situations) but I want to point out something. Sex is always consensual. There is no such thing as non consensual sex. That is just called rape. If I say sex, I mean fully consensual sex. If I say rape, it means rape. Power in sex is not rape, it is just kinky.
You missed when he's walking on the forest before getting to the village and he's saying he hopes to find a huge castle that feels like a big hug, with tall hallways, big door and huge knockers...on them lol
Mark going “That’s not Lady Dimitrescu” followed by collecting the Crystal Dimitrescu is the exact same energy as Arin Hanson in BOTW going “That’s not Ganon” followed immediately by the Calamity Ganon title card appearing on screen
@@cx.ohnokiiii7501 if you read the lore you see that vampire lady (can’t spell her name sorry) turns women into the lycans that you see. The men have their blood drained and made into wine
@@dabdabthethird2410 her women are made into the ghouls. It's the women's blood that's made into the wine. As she uses her own castle maidens as a form of punishment.
One of my favorite moments from the entire game is mark saying “I’m not sure that was really lady dimitrescu” and then immediately picking up the Crystal Dimitrescu item. Great timing
Mother Miranda, I must...
Mark: I MUST PROTEST!!!
WE ALL MUST PROTEST!
To be fair he was saying what gamers were thinking at the time.
Mark: heisenberg is not my type! Give me to lady dimitrescu and she will make sure that im ready
You are so kind to me daughters
Mark: 😍 hi
Now let's take a look at him
Mark: just look at me🥰
Lady D: Hang him up
Daughter: Yes mother.
Daughter: Yes mother.
Daughter: Yes mother.
Mark: *Yes mother.*
Mommy would fit better for Mark
@@Scottsshow I think Mark was thinking that while said so
Favorite part 🤣
you mean mommy
Her: What?
Mark: What?
Lady D: "I see you've escaped my brother."
Markiplier: "Yeah, he seems like a nice, chill dude."
Lady D: "I hate my brother."
Markiplier: "He's a dick. I never liked him."
How has no one ever replied to this gem? 😂😂
Damn he switched up quick didn't he?
Daughters in the back: SIMP!
truly a simping
Stamp?
He really said “I love a woman who will actually just kill me”
So... He's a guy who likes Yanderes? Or Mayaderes?
he wants the full on watermelon-in-the-thighs carnage
@@tojienjoyer Well that's the way I'd like to go.
And he claims he's *not* a masochist.
I mean…
Who doesn’t?
Lady D: dies
Mark: I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu
Item: *Crystal Dimitrescu*
Mark: * dies of laughter *
You’re laughing, Mark, you just killed the love of your life and you’re laughing.
@@minaminastheanimationfan7909 I think he's in denial
She respected him so much that before she went on vacation she left him a gift.
TimeStamp please Thanks?.
@@Dustin_MLG 8:08
5:08 "... Because i will hunt you and I WILL BREAK YOU!
Mark: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
"Das sum respectable power"
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
That's some ✨bottom energy✨ right there
Mark: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
That emoticon is spot on...made me spit my tea out
Lady D: “The entire blood line of House Dimitrescu undone by the likes of you?!”
Mark: “Well, I’d be happy to help you rebuild the bloodline, if you know what I mean.”
AYO
Mark would happily carry her children
well he's in for disappointment when he finds out she's not into men.
@@darlenebuck431D:
You know, Mark’s more respectful about this then I was. In the demo, when she killed me, I just reflexively said “Mommy.”
same, my first reaction to the trailer when seeing her claws was "damn, she ever get freaky with those things?" 💀💀
down bad
@@ponkun1649 oh dont act like you didnt
Same
That scene with her daughters going "yes mother", I just instinctively said "Yes mommy"
@@Paidnotspaid420 I didn't, honestly she was terrifying
"Yes mother. Yes mother. YES MOTHER."
Yes mommy 🤤
@@spacerabb1t553 *wut*
@@orangelake2268 👀
@@spacerabb1t553 down bad
@@Marzzasrss im a degenerate ik 😔
Lady D: *Turns into dragon*
Mark: *stills simping*
Lmbo
a man of fine taste
Dragons are my fav animal.
I was expecting him to still simp then and oh boy i was so correct
@@spinejackel the crisp kind 🐉
Gotta love how the creation of Lady Dimistrescu has single handedly changed (or at the very least greatly impacted) the beauty standard and awakened a lot of deep feelings and fetishes into people
been at the peak of the woman shaped summit for a while now. I didn't need this game to awaken anything 😏
@@GamingFrankly lol 😂
This has been a standard of beauty since Sir Mixalot.
@@CAL112100
Maybe, but I don't think "tall" was part of it.
@@potatospeedwagon3994Nah tall was always a sign of beauty for women. Most of the pageants winners are tall women, models are tall and women use heels to appear taller.
I love when you sell her crystal for the Duke and he says "oh, Lady Dimitrescu, beautiful even in death, and that waistline... yes", showing that the player is not the only person that simps for her
Bets on that being added dialog after the trailer came out!
Even when she turns into a dragon monster he still simps. He even still puts her (or at least her crystalized body) in every episode even after she dies (or at least on vacation as mark says)
I have to think vacation or I'd cry about it. DLC come on and fix this!
I refused to sell any of her remains and items until the end of the game for max upgrades, she’s with me always 🥺
Someone’s gonna draw him simping for her like they did to Bonnie in fnaf
*shivers*
mark is a monster fucker?!? 😱😭
i'm sorry lmao
@@WorrizEcko I still don’t understand why ppl used to ship Mark with a fucking animatronic
i admire and respect his constant simping even when carries her around as a crystal, calling her remains as "babe" and takes her out whenever he sees dimitrescu castle from far away and says "babe look it's your castle!"
It's almost like she's still here with us
@@juleshomevideos6535 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now Because of one of the new videos he also showed her a really pretty cave.:)
@@juleshomevideos6535 hWHAHAHSHS
You know what, when you put it that way it sounds so romantic. but kinda creepy lol.
Honestly, the hype for The Lady (powerful and big women) is making me feel so good about myself.
It's always made me feel less feminine to be as tall or taller than the men around me. I've always felt like an ogre. The Lady really demonstrates that beauty is subjective and highlights the power in confidence and owning your strength.
okay this is so late, but fellow girl talking, never consider yourself less elegant or beautiful or anything from your height. tall girls are gorgeous af, and guys think so as well. like girl you got that royal elegance and models are often tall for a reason, you’re slaying
I wonder how often it's a case of 'the grass is always greener'. I always wanted to be tall, cursed how I couldn't bear wearing heels, wished I could've had a fraction of the presence I saw tall women have! The real goal is trying to learn how to appreciate ourselves, as is.
I went shopping today and i saw this lady, who i swear to god must have _atleast_ been over 7 ft. tall. Not only was she the tallest woman i have ever seen, i think she was the tallest person i've ever seen in my entire life, period. I never understood the hype for tall women until this day. Seeing it in person has awakened something in me i think. My god, now im imagining her wearing heels.
Mark wasn't lying when he said its all about THE POWER.
My mother shares the same sentiment. She’s taller than both me and my brother by a small margin (she’s 6’5, I’m 6’0, my brother’s 5’8) and whenever we walk outside, she always snickers and jokingly kneels down because she hates the fact that she’s towering over us instead of vice-versa.
Now Lady Alcina appeared in her newfeed (I shared a post about her one time) and she was wondering why she looked taller than everyone else’s. I told her everything about her lore and she was quite delighted about it.
She hasn’t done that joke since then. In fact she’s even more pompous when walking out and would even tease both of us especially when she’s wearing heels. All it needs is that one person, huh?
Ya know what's weird? I'm like the same height as Kevin Hart and yet, the high shelf is no challenge for me. I may be short but my arms are tall! Be like my arms and be grateful we can reach the high shelves!
(I'm talking about confidence btw, but my arms are in fact long)
Markiplier: It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.
Also Markiplier: 1:46
What im sayinggg😭
Nobody:
My mind reading this comment: "It's about drive, it's about power-"
What made me laugh tho was when he said "i don't think that was Lady Dimitrescu" and then the game was like "are you sure about that" and brings up Crystal Dimitrescu
And the sound effect that came with the crystal pop up made it better lmao
That part kills me everytime XD
The comedic timing was perfect
Me and my little brother watched that scene and just died of laughter
I actually find Mark simping over Lady D really adorable and endearing. A balance of lust, infatuation and innocence
Right? It’s kind of refreshing.
Honestly after witnessing the horrifying ways people thirst over Lady D I prefer instances of simping like this
i’m honestly confused on how it’s refreshing
I mean he’s much more respectful and even shows her crystallized remains her own castle and says “Look babe is your castle! :D”
He carries her crystalized remains around and calls her babe.
4:12 can you imagine you’re in your room and you look out the window and see mark smiling saying “hi”.
It’s not giving me creepy peeping Tom vibes tho. Because Mark practically has hearts in his eyeballs. Lmao
The daughters of dimitrescu: “yes mother”
Markiplier: “yes mother”
Mark carrying around her crystallized remains has the same energy as a widow carrying their spouse’s ashes.
Kratos in God of war 4
Mary Shelly and her husbands heart vibe
best comment.
I laughed at this 😂😂
@@SamStanell Kratos in all his games actually lol
2:39
Bela: Yes mother
Cassandra: Yes mother
Markiplier: Yes mother
Fuck I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Here's ur 1k likes
@@riel6639 your mum
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dimitrescu: what
Markiplier: what
I love the little panicked giggle he does when she starts storming towards him
Lol. Like, “No…stop…don’t…PUNISH me…”. 😉😏
@@ladymantis "Oh no! I seem to have tripped, torn off all of my clothes and fell in a very compromising position!" *gasp* "Whatever shall I do?~" XD Like, damn Mark you couldn't be more obvious.
Mark is really the embodiment of "Mommy! Sorry, mommy!" and masochism all combined in a tiny package
Mark's wide a$$ grin everytime Lady Dimitrescu comes in is so infectious I can't- 😭✌
😂😂😂
Lmao i just noticed that
Fr
His little "hi" gets me every time
She looks like rose from titanic
His play through is hilarious, he is gonna hang on to Crystal Dimitrescu for the whole game and it is just funny. He really loves her 😄
To quote the Duke. That waistline YES! 🤤
No, it’s to increase his “power”
I sold her remains quick as fuck. But Markiplier was fucking hilarious
He even puts her in every single thumbnail
it isnt love. its the POWER
Lady Dimitrescu : *exists*
Markiplier : its about drive *its about power* we stay hungry we devour
I love that after he realized they had taken his items, including his Crystal Dimitrescu, in House Beneviento, he immediately forgets his mannequin-phobia
“I don’t know why she’s so mad at me. I’ve been nothing but respectful to her.” Probably has something to do with the fact that he killed her daughters...
A slight possibility
that's a maybe, just a bit of a possibility but most likely not
Maybe it's all the broken pots too?
His step-daughters 😏
But that was out of self-defense.
other guys: simps because of Lady Dimitrescu's large features
Mark: simps because of THE POWER
Strong women are so pretty,,
Like just mark say: "i like strong women"
With me it's cos she's tall
Of course her assets are important too..
*...* ❤ 👍
*Oh LOVE her assets ...*
I love her vampireness
His smug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) after she threatened to hunt and break him and him saying "i dont think that was really Lady Dimitrescue" and immediately getting her crystal remains will never not be hilarious to me
"You don't train the neck muscles to actually look up for you very much, so I'm happy to be able to provide the excercise".
That line is great
😂 Not the only exercise he's willing to provide
6:41
Mark casually becomes opera singer
hahahahaha
at 6:28 too haha
More like he becomes Jontron screaming
@@lemonsandwifi8030 6:27*
@@LordVader1094 oops yeah you're right lol, my bad
“I’ll remember whence I come- *came* “
Nice save, but next time do it before you say the full word.
LMAO😭
Lol I don’t get it. All he did was say it in past tense after realising he said it wrong 🤣
@@Bunnybunny5656 . . . nobody tell them
@@Bunnybunny5656 LOL poor innocent child
Oh sweetie
7:03 Mark coming face to face with her ass was funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣
He respects the power of the butt!
1:42
Miranda: "Remember from whence you came"
Mark: "I'll remember from whence i come- came"
Mark: kills her daughter "I don't know why she hates me I've been nothing but respectful to her"
To be fair, he didn't disrespect her, just her daughters
True
Lmao r/niceguys (mark edition)
To be fair, my husband had a very similar reaction. Only his was along the lines of 'I know she is mad I killed her old daughters, but it's okay. We can have NEW ones. Less crazy ones."
why did this comment turned into a serious topic...
I love how when she's sauntering towards him it genuinely takes him a moment to remember that he has to RUN.
I've, like, read the word 'sauntered' in books before to describe humanoid monster characters. I always wondered to myself '...HOW exactly? How does that LOOK?' Because you can see it in footage of big cats, all graceful and elegant but also strong and dangerous, but I could never use my imagination enough to apply that to two-legged creatures.
I thank you for this comment, Stranger. Because of you, I've realized that 'sauntering' is EXACTLY what Lady Dimitrescu does, and now I'll have a much clearer visual image in my head of when I read a character doing this.
He’s all 🤤 lol
And 😍😍😍😍
@@ladymantis hmm🤨🤨
Another good comment
"you like mushrooms, im pretty much mostly fungus" 3:07 little did mark know how right he actually would be
His lil grin at 5:15 is golden
Mark: *It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.*
Me: Sure, just like you're not a masochist, you just want to "test your limits." Sure thing, Mark. 😏
😏
Dimitrescu: ..because I will find you, and I'll break you!!
Mark: 😏
@@bluebunanimates6590 lol
Yuuuup there it isssss
The truth
*I am your 1000th like*
Lady D: *tries to kill Markiplier *
Markiplier: *opera singer skills activated *
Edit: how did this get so many likes-
OMGSHSJSJHSHSJS
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂this comment
After having the song from cs_italy stuck in my head all night, yes, that sounds like a good tenor.
LMFAOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Gotta impress her
Lady D: clearly wants to beat the shit out of Ethan for killing her daughters and property
Mark: *IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER*
Mark is really sending us masochist and submissive energy while playing this. What a legend.
Lady Demitrescu: manhandles Ethan aggressively, smacks him on the ground three times, threatens to hunt and break him
Mark : owo *happy masochist noises*
"That's some respectful power right there"
"I just wanna see how much my body can take"
happy masochist noises 😭😭
Me when heisenberg forces me to sit hurt me make me feel all the pain
Pain and lady DOMitresque, Mark's two favourite things
*respectable, not respectful.
Getting an achievement for carrying her remains to the end would be so funny.
It’s could be the simp achievement or something starting with an s
Achievement unlocked the ultimate simp 100g
What if it said "Achievement Unlocked: Mommy issues" 😂😂 IDK about you but I'd be GONE
Achievement Unlocked: "As you wish, Mother." 😂
Achievement Unlocked: “Ultimate Respect”
"this is not a sexual thing, it's about power." mark, you are clowning yourself😭😂
Mark: "so special" "yes, mother" I die every time 🤣🤣🤣
Alternative title : *markiplier saying hi for 9 minutes straight*
@@aguy72674 u think u did something huh?
Mark: "I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu."
Capcom slaps him in the face with her crystal corpse.
Guess they were tired of people thinking that Wesker survived his death scene in RE5 (Wesker's PSA on the pandemic notwithstanding), so they made sure that the new villain had a 0% chance of surviving her demise.
@@ryanm.8720 But lets not forget that there is a big plot point in RE Village about the sci-fi whatever having the power to resurrect people. Such as the daughter of the main villain and the protagonist.
@@ryanm.8720 Wait, hold on, Wesker made a PSA on the pandemic?
It was such perfect timing on that
DC douglas did as wesker. Shit was funny @@pokemonsonicgirl123
Markiplier is the ONLY person who can make simping look cool
Mark drinks his respect women juice daily
8:08
Mark: **in denial**
Game: hah!! You thought
"that's some power i can respect"
TRANSLATION: *im so turned on rn punish me big lady*
Dimitrescu: ...because I will find you, *AND I WILL BREAK YOU!!*
Mark: °v° don't threaten me with a good time
@@bluebunanimates6590 🤣🤣👌👌
Mark is all like *“Mmmm yes step on me Lady Dimitrescu”*
7:30 "bones, flesh, i will devour all of you!"
Mark: *literally swoons*
Meanwhile..
Mark looks at Amy: *wishes he can leave her for a real woman*
@@jameswent48 Thats extreme
@@jameswent48 Yea you wish you could get any woman that you don’t have to pay hourly
6:41 Mark turning his respect session for Lady D into a romantic tragedy opera
She was supposed to be a villain but instead everyone fell in love
*everyone*
Mark: "I'm sure that's not the last time we see Lady Dimitrescu"
Narrator voice:
*That was the last time we see of Lady Dimitrescu*
I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
He looked genuinely heartbroken for a split second then tried to convince himself she wasn’t dead 😭 🤣
@@NfamousKayeGames "c-come on,she's gotta come back at some point,more sexy than ever,right?.....right?....RIGHT?!"
I read this in Ron Howard's voice like from Arrested Development.
He’s the only one that I’ve seen so far that was still simping when she became that dragon, man’s got my respect ✊🏼
Edit: I guess i was wrong 😏
I don’t blame him, that’s an awesome and creepy looking dragon.
There's also Nikki from Girls Play - she went nuts when Lady D turned into that dragon.
Pewds said "ngl im still into it"
Yassss tho I simp for her even when she turned into a dragon I love momma 😀🤠
I've seen one other haha
That look Mark does at 5:14 is perfect.
I'm a tall woman (admittedly bi), and I was so close sooo very close to saying...."take me. You gorgeous beast of a woman" but then I was like "WAIT, NO I'm suppose to survive as long as I can."
If you guys don't know, he's not selling the dimitrescu crystal lol
Really? Throughout the game?
@@user-cg8ue5ek9q yupp lol
@@user-cg8ue5ek9q its always in his thumbnail ever since he got it lmao
@@zhonglis5699 PLS YOU'RE RIGHT!! 😭😭 I watch Jack's game play so I didn't know
@@zhonglis5699 lmao I didn’t even notice it until I saw your comment and went back and looked 😂 oh my, it is in every thumbnail
Lady D: “AND I WILL BREAK YOU.”
Mark: “😏”
Us: “😳😏”
Me: “🤨😳😏🥴”
5:15
For me specifically, it's 😐
@@goti4no820 Apply that to yourself, no one asked you either. Specially after 7 months.
I love how, in most of the games he plays, Mark is always yelling at the people chasing him and being generally disrespectful, but when it comes to Lady Dimitrescu, he's even polite as she tries to kill him. Example: 6:39
I love that Mark can just respect the crap out of even monster Demistrescu. Such a gentleman
I love how right after defeating her Mark went straight into denial that she was completely dead.
Acceptance is the first stage to healing. Mark never got there.
@@hellopumpkin86 I thought denial was the first stage and acceptance was the last.
@@willmiester4051 Well, techinically, yes, but acknowledging the problem and accepting it is the only way a person can begin being willing to do something about it! lol
Vampires women are supposed to turn mortal men into vampires as well, not simps.
Who said she only turns men into simps?
@@mrcakeday1439 fax brother
What's the difference?
@@mrcakeday1439 *cough cough* I’m gay *COUGH COUGH*
@@sup7499 I’m gay to. Happy pride month dear Soup.
can't believe it's already been a whole year since he played that game. time flys
this is best parody ever
czcams.com/video/kI7KHgQBdqc/video.html
🤣🤣
6:26 the way Mark actually sang orchestra in his mouth symbolizes the true to Lady D's POWER
even at 6:40 lol
5:13
Lady Dimitrescu: "I will break you!"
Markiplier:😍🙃🤪
"Please do"
@@laurinha2892 "mommy🤤"
“I wouldn’t mind!”
"You like mushrooms? I'm mostly fungus."
People who know the ending: "Wait, how did you know?"
Mark is equal parts insane equal parts lovable genius
Im honestly scared a5 some of the things hes just..kinda guessed onto. Its insane
Hasn't it been implied since RE7?
I mean, it was pretty obvious. We knew he got infected in 7 and we never saw him get cured.
Its in the bathroom at the beginning of the game at release ...It was somehow removed soon after
Literally anyone with common sense knew he was infected in the first hour of re 7. Mark guessed this way back in re 7 too also.
8:08 THE TIMING 😭 this got me rolling
Lady Demitrescu: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.
Mark: idk why she's mad with me
Also Mark: -murders her 3 children, steals her childrens remains and sells it to a fat guy with no shoes, steals her wine and other properties- " no clue why she's upset at all, i've been respectful"
"fat guy with no shoes" TOOK ME OUT 💀
Please it's 3 am and I am dying laughing over the "fat guy with no shoes" bit 😭
This has no right being so funny.
HELP THE "fat guy with no shoes" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, I’M SORRY
Lady D: turns into a dragon
Jacksepticeye: *visible disgust*
Mark: 😍
Monsterfucker Mark 100% canon
It's about the POWER
Lady Dimitrescu was the finest Victorian woman to have ever lived on Earth. Mark didn't care what people had to say. If you're thirsting for someone, then don't be hesitant to go all out.
Get yourself someone who _respects_ you as much as Mark _respects_ Lady Dimitrescu
RE8 True Ending:
Mia: "Ethan, why did you bring that weird statue home?"
Ethan: "You wouldn't understand, Mia...you wouldn't understand..."
For a minute there, I forgot the in game character was named Ethan, and I thought you meant Ethan Nestor 🤣
Bruh u forgot ethan is dead eh but i laugh tho😂😂😂
@@jeannataliesantiago8828well there's a chance that he's still around but... It's not likely
@@Khann_2102 what about Ethan's model found in the end cutscene with grown up Rose?
@@Khann_2102 no, because of the weakening of the fungus, he was about to die, and also lost all abilities of regeneration, his arn just fell off after that
Can we address how mark seemingly knew ethan was made of mold when he said "you like mushrooms im mostly fungus" like excuse me mark what how did you at this current point know thst information
It's been a popular theory for a while now. Implied even in 7 how Ethan takes so much damage.
I was honestly surprised that was the twist in this game, my brain was like “but I thought everyone knew he was mold in 7” guess it made that conclusion on its own
Its actually not a conclussion at all, we clearly see ethan getting infected in RE7 and never get cured or Something, its pure logic
@@nocap20 I agree with you
He did that with FNAF too lol
Even in dragon form mark wanted to pull a donkey
Mark: I don't think that was Dimitrescu
Game: here's proof that you're wrong
Mark: nuh uh
Honestly, I think the scariest monster is Ethan, imagine being an all powerful vampire, and no matter how many zombie thing attack him, no matter how many times his left hand is mangled, he keeps coming for you.
@Bunbunfam He is filled with DETERMINATION
Fr he has killed things twice his size in their full form
Dude I wanna upvote this so bad but we’re on youtube
De ol' reliable *_C H E M J U I C E_*
That was until that bitch Miranda ripped his heart out and his body started to fall apart
"Everything in life is about sex, except for sex. Sex is all about power."
And making tiny humans
i see that reference
That's Called rape...
@@user-id7pc6su4o i was thinking power as in S&M... S&M is completely consensual (yes, someone can rape someone in all sexual situations) but I want to point out something. Sex is always consensual. There is no such thing as non consensual sex. That is just called rape. If I say sex, I mean fully consensual sex. If I say rape, it means rape. Power in sex is not rape, it is just kinky.
THE POWER
this entire video is just "mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry" incarnate
The "you like mushrooms? I'm pretty much mostly fungus" just got me lmaooo
You missed when he's walking on the forest before getting to the village and he's saying he hopes to find a huge castle that feels like a big hug, with tall hallways, big door and huge knockers...on them lol
His little “hi’s” 😭
CRAZY MEME REVIEW >> Resident Evil Village MEMEtrescu
"Hi....hello..."💀💀
Mark going “That’s not Lady Dimitrescu” followed by collecting the Crystal Dimitrescu is the exact same energy as Arin Hanson in BOTW going “That’s not Ganon” followed immediately by the Calamity Ganon title card appearing on screen
Bro smiles at her like a 3 year old getting some goldfish
His simp meeter went from 10 to 10,0000
My god. It's over 9000?
Respectable.
"Male voices get deeper when they're attracted to someone"
Mark's voice when he sees her: 📉
LD: literally cuts hand
Mark: mmm yea thats my wound hand
She's testing his limits, just the way he likes it lmao
@@laurinha2892 plsss this reply is funnier than my comment 😭😭😭
The best part about this whole playthrough is that Mark kept Lady Dimitrescu's crystal bust for the ENTIRE game, he never sold it.
Mark isn't simping, he's thirsting.
I just realised that when hisenburg says “lycans and gentlemen” that’s actually... right
?
@@cx.ohnokiiii7501 if you read the lore you see that vampire lady (can’t spell her name sorry) turns women into the lycans that you see. The men have their blood drained and made into wine
@@dabdabthethird2410 her women are made into the ghouls. It's the women's blood that's made into the wine. As she uses her own castle maidens as a form of punishment.
@@dabdabthethird2410 tho she still does use men of course. But it's called maiden's blood for a reason.
@@donflamingo5685 true but it also mentions that the women turn into lycans too (also my bad on the wine thing got confused)
mark: ya like mushrooms? because I'm pretty much just fungus
Ikr
What a fungi
I read this as soon as he said it
He called it.
3:17 "Haha, now the shoes on the other foot!", says Mark, as Erhan is strung up, lol.
One of my favorite moments from the entire game is mark saying “I’m not sure that was really lady dimitrescu” and then immediately picking up the Crystal Dimitrescu item. Great timing
Lady: Cuts his hand
Mark: Wow!
His face when she said “and I will break youuuu!” Was so priceless 😂😂😂
Something was hard and I’m not just talking game difficulty
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin NOOOOOO
Something is rising, and it ain't the Shield Hero
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s simping hard, it’s so funny to watch
I made the same face at the time he did it 😭
The perfect timing of the “I’m not sure that was really Lady Dimitrescu.” Literally two seconds before getting the Crystal Dimistrescu was superb.
Dimitrescu coming closer to him made of him opera singer. 6:35