Wait wait wait, I had to do a crazy double take that apparently took 2 weeks. I thought you were a fan account of baldermort's for some reason but you are him! I love the intros you do! And I'm excited to start watching your lore videos once I get into Warhammer a bit more. Also I hope my simple and a little stupid edit gave you a chuckle
@@nevaeh9125 i mean cherish the Candy Uncle while you got him, I mean no nothing will happen to him. Just don't be bad, which in this case I guess means don't listen to this video? I dunno I guess whatever your Candy Uncle says
@@theiabodium He only says what the demon inside of him tells him to. He keeps going on about "Sacrificing babies to please Satan" and "Two hunters were walking through the woods when one of them collapses..." but he never finishes the story.
@@nevaeh9125 aaah. The baby one is all good and normal for a Candy Uncle, but I think you should be worried about that second comment. Ive heard how that story ends and it may bring enough laughter to kill. Some might even say it is the funniest. I think Candy Uncle Inc. Would recommend you buy a replacment uncle as soon as possible
I loved the random laugh around 0:49. It's almost as if the guys are listening to this and realizing "Damnit Mark. Why?" Or, possibly more accurately, how you felt while putting this together. Just realizing "Mark, you asked for *this*?"
Yeah I love that laugh too. Its like some of their specific laughs just pierce through the other sounds. And yeah why is a good question I think for all parties involved woth this video
Wait thats true, now I need to make a new version of this but one that has little easter eggs in it like that. That could be so funny. You are a genius
Love that every once in a while you can make out a couple phrases and some laughter amidst the chaos, like going to a party while listening in you seperate people's conversations
Once they have talked about some sort of hive mind, where you could hear everyone's thoughts, I guess it is an example of how would it have looked like
It does kind of devolve in to a languageless cacophony doesn't it? Like the background noise of a school cafeteria except it is only Mark, Bob and Wade
After making this while thing and even listenning to it back once or twice that never really clicked somehow, thank you for pointing that out cause it is really cool
This sounds like we went to a CZcams meet or something and everyone is just totally going as loud as they can in their conversation, meanwhile bob wade and mark just are there.
So that is what is wrong with CZcams then: this is what their meetings sound like, and Mark Bob and Wade try to speak over the cacophony to make suggestions but their voices are never truly heard
True... hmmm. I hope all the multiversal versions of distractible help distract him from the cacophony of not pertinent sounds like the bickering and barking
Yeah, I cut each one slowly out so towards the end there is just the few playing then the one. I didn't do it intentionally but I'm Bob's fridge was one of them
Thank you to everyone supporting and commenting on this video over the past 5 months. Im gunna be honest, after getting so many views on this video it doesn't even really feel like I made this video. But I did apparently
I think I tried something similar to that while making this, and I could not do it. I think you'd have to like practice by listening to the desired episode on its own a few times first.
I think they said he is Voldemort on youtube, i dont remember if that is correct off the top of my head, but I will get back to you after I check it again cause they say who it is in one of the episodes
@@theiabodium thank you so much I thought he also said voldemort and it's been bugging me for a while and I tried to look it up online and couldn't find it thank you so much for helping me
Ouch. :)
Agreed
Wait wait wait, I had to do a crazy double take that apparently took 2 weeks. I thought you were a fan account of baldermort's for some reason but you are him! I love the intros you do! And I'm excited to start watching your lore videos once I get into Warhammer a bit more. Also I hope my simple and a little stupid edit gave you a chuckle
Lol
The legend is here
It shows the slight variation in timing you have with each episode.
"Good evening gentle listener"
Starts speaking enchantment table
It does kinda sound like some distractible ritual or something
I played this and my Candy Uncle got possessed
@@nevaeh9125 i mean cherish the Candy Uncle while you got him, I mean no nothing will happen to him. Just don't be bad, which in this case I guess means don't listen to this video? I dunno I guess whatever your Candy Uncle says
@@theiabodium He only says what the demon inside of him tells him to. He keeps going on about "Sacrificing babies to please Satan" and "Two hunters were walking through the woods when one of them collapses..." but he never finishes the story.
@@nevaeh9125 aaah. The baby one is all good and normal for a Candy Uncle, but I think you should be worried about that second comment. Ive heard how that story ends and it may bring enough laughter to kill. Some might even say it is the funniest. I think Candy Uncle Inc. Would recommend you buy a replacment uncle as soon as possible
I never knew how much I needed to hear what a cafeteria of just mark Bob and wade as every person sounded like
Indeed, it is a glorious sound
that's so accurate, there just needs to be one moment where most everyone falls silent for a moment and then starts back up
Best comment true lmao
I know right
This is literally what's happening in my head 24/7
A chaotic existence, but undoubtedly a funny and entertaining one as well
R.I.P... and same.
"good evening gentle listener, and welcome to distrablahblahblahblah
Very very accurate
me flying through the distractiverse trying to find the version of the podcast where wade loves winning and never loses points
such a Wade must exist somewhere in the distractiverse. One day hopefully we can find him
me searching through the distractiverse where bob had a good fridge experience
I love that the one intro I could clearly pick out was the one where Mark and Bob were making fun of the way Wade says the intros
I know that one pops out so much for some reason. I noticed that when I was editting it
@@theiabodium Maybe they designed that episode specifically because they'd knew you would do this
@@lordzombieboy oh yeah they have to know that some of the things they say will be done
It's Bob's fridge. You cannot escape Bob's fridge.
The fact that “good evening gentle listeners” is so synced surprises me
It surprised me too. Just goes to show you how much Baldermort practices those intros cayse he is so consistent with them
I love how distinct Marks laugh is that even in the middle of the chaos you can still hear his wheeze
Yeah he has a quite unique and crowd piercing one doesn't he
I loved the random laugh around 0:49. It's almost as if the guys are listening to this and realizing "Damnit Mark. Why?" Or, possibly more accurately, how you felt while putting this together. Just realizing "Mark, you asked for *this*?"
Yeah I love that laugh too. Its like some of their specific laughs just pierce through the other sounds. And yeah why is a good question I think for all parties involved woth this video
Its damn near a spirit box with the random words you'll hear pop out here and there lol
That's very true. I wonder if it could used as a fake spirit box... hmm...
@@theiabodium if you double the voices again probably
@@DragonEdsLair yeah probably. Also its even more creepy as a spirit box because occasionally it isnt a word that comes through but just laughter
you should have put a single "I'M HAVING SEX!" from the Synchronisity episode a little bit louder than everything else halfway through
Wait thats true, now I need to make a new version of this but one that has little easter eggs in it like that. That could be so funny. You are a genius
@@theiabodiumthank you, also I just remembered that the hive mind conversation was actually in the Synchronicity episode
@@no-lifenoah7861 it was indeed
@@theiabodium indeed
It almost sounds like the "MINE MINE MINE MINE" meme
Very similar except with creepy laughs coming through the cacophony
My favorite is randomly hearing Mark or Bob say something distinguishable in the middle of this blubbering mess.
Me too, or the laughs that pierce through the cacophony. In future distractible projects I hope to edit it so certain things do pop out more
Love that every once in a while you can make out a couple phrases and some laughter amidst the chaos, like going to a party while listening in you seperate people's conversations
Yeah, I loved trying to pick out what parts are from what episodes while I edited it
Once they have talked about some sort of hive mind, where you could hear everyone's thoughts, I guess it is an example of how would it have looked like
Indeed, if said hive mind was dominated by these 3 voices, which would be funny
Oh yeah this is so true!
This is what the hive mind sounds like
Yes. The three of them are the voices chosen to predominantly speak for us, but we all speak at once in the hive mind still
My ears bled every moment of this 😭🤣
Indeed, making this video actually gave me a headache
Full version would be legendary.
I might make a part 2 at some point that has the full episodes
Trying to fall asleep at 2 am while staring blankly at the ceiling in a nutshell
Yeah basically
When you're at a themepark in the mark, bob and wade universe
Then you look over at the Ferris wheel with each cart filled with Mark Bob and Wade, and each cart is a different Distractible episode
WADE’S “Hey guys” IS SO
Yeah you can hear it so clearly through the noise
Man I never expected anyone to actually do it lmao great job
Thank you😂 it was fun to make, and a little headache inducing, but worth it.
My brain when I'm trying to sleep
AGREED
What it sounds like at Mark, Bob and Wade's party.
True, just non stop talking and laughing at eachother
This is music to my ears, im at peace
It does kind of devolve in to a languageless cacophony doesn't it? Like the background noise of a school cafeteria except it is only Mark, Bob and Wade
I'm gonna use this if I need the audio of "people talking in background"
Please do, I think that would be so funny. I wonder if anyone would notice something was strange about the people talking in the background
That line of mark saying “it’s also not a democracy, WADE” is the best way to end it. It very much so shows the true fruit of the video… ANARCHY
After making this while thing and even listenning to it back once or twice that never really clicked somehow, thank you for pointing that out cause it is really cool
@@theiabodium of course. That was probably my favorite part of my 20th time listening. 😂😂
@@SilencedJester thank you 😂 i see you are contributing significantly to this video's views 😂
This sounds like we went to a CZcams meet or something and everyone is just totally going as loud as they can in their conversation, meanwhile bob wade and mark just are there.
So that is what is wrong with CZcams then: this is what their meetings sound like, and Mark Bob and Wade try to speak over the cacophony to make suggestions but their voices are never truly heard
The best one was "hello everybody my name is *wheeze*"
Yeah I love that that one comes through the crowd
Teacher leaves for 2 seconds
The class: 0:13
Very true. The very rapid escalation from distinguishable conversation to utter chaos
When you're trying to figure out how to solve a question in your head:
Equations flying in all directions in your sight
every few months we need a update of this
Most definitely, I am working on another one right now
*unintelligeble hellos, hey guys, laughs* Bob: help me *unintelligeble*
Yeah that is pretty much the entirety of this video as an experience
it really just went to shit after "good evening gentle listener"
Yeaaah a very quick devolving into madness after the first sentence
(the sky cracks open & the true, many faced form of Baldermort descends)
Mark, we aren't ready yet for this day!
honestly expected a big loud "ahyeeees it's time for"
ah yes, the multiversal podcast room
Yes, the Dimensions of Distractible
I hope they see this and acknowledge it sometime lol
Thank you! I appreciate the good wishes towards the video. Of course I hope they do too
“I’d recommend it.” Lol
School cafeterias be like:
Especially if said cafeteria contained only marks bobs and wades
What do you guys see in the title? Personally I see "Flappy ao Yogien Pest Friends"
Yeah I think that seems about right. Mark Bob and Wade are not only Flappy and Yogien, but are also Pest Friends for life
Love how the only legible word in all the titles is Friend
Yes, gibberish followed by friend
In every universe mark bob and wade make a different episode this is what the watcher hears
Sounds like a fun existence if he can actually comprehend it all at once. Which I imagine he can
@@theiabodium he indeed can but imagine its not only distractable its everything from a dogs bark to 2 asholes arguing
True... hmmm. I hope all the multiversal versions of distractible help distract him from the cacophony of not pertinent sounds like the bickering and barking
Why is it so relaxing tho
0:27
Bob's Fridge
At some point I just started hearing "mine mine mine mine" from nemo
Yeah i deffinitely hear that cadence to it
Hmm, so *this* is what Synchronicity is like...
Indeed. Welcome to the hive mind
wispers of tzeentch
This is straight up the kind of chaos you'd get if you could peer into Tzeentch's mind, but like millions of times worse
Towards the end I can hear them talking from the Bob's fridge episode before it calms down lol
Yeah, I cut each one slowly out so towards the end there is just the few playing then the one. I didn't do it intentionally but I'm Bob's fridge was one of them
Meanwhile in the mark bob and wade only school…
Indeed. What a fun school it would be
when you accidentally fracture all of the timelines forcing them to all to fuse into a single plane of existence
This is what the hive mind will sound like
IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A CONVENTION!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Yes 😂 a convention of nothing but bob mark and wade
This is amazing XD thank you for blessing/cursing my ears
You are very welcome, and I would agree. This is was both a blessing and a curse to make and to hear
@@theiabodium XD omg I can imagine. Your sacrifice is appreciated lol
@@alicethomas2647 I am glad to hear it, because my ears and sanity were in fact sacrificed to make this XD
*Pov you lost your meds*
Yeah this is what Ethan must've heard sometimes when he lost it in Unus Annus because he hadn't taken his meds
Thank you to everyone supporting and commenting on this video over the past 5 months. Im gunna be honest, after getting so many views on this video it doesn't even really feel like I made this video. But I did apparently
at the beginning it's a bunch of baldermorts and then it becomes a sea of marks bobs and wades
An ocean full of waves of interweaving small talk, jikes, laughter, and awkward failed jokes bouncing between the 3 of them
This is horrifying! Good job!
Why thank you!
I needed this in my life.
ah, the King of Meat intro
quite a classic
ADHD Sounds intensify
That does describe this video pretty well
I can very easily make out Wade doing the bobs fridge intro cuz I’ve heard it so much
Yeah, its kinda cool how we can all hear different stuff because we prefer and have listenned to more of certain episodes
Well this was an experience
That is the best way to describe this I think. It was an experience to make aswell
I could pick out Bob’s Fridge! It’s that legendary! 😊
Indubidably it is
heres a challenge: focus on the same episode for 10 seconds straight
I think I tried something similar to that while making this, and I could not do it. I think you'd have to like practice by listening to the desired episode on its own a few times first.
this video is oddly comforting to me
Im glad it is, it can be to me too. It wasn't to make, that was chaos, but now it can be
0:35 onwards can be mistaken for a background ambience of people talking
I actually plan to use it for just that if i ever need a crowd spund for future projects
BE NOT AFRAID
No, no fear. Just acceptance
This would be your average Pub G experience
Very true. Also I love the profile picture
@@theiabodium my appreciations
POV: I have no freakin clue
Yeah that is very true. I dont either
Classes in 2020: .........
Classes in 2019: 0:14.
Sadly that is very true. Absolute silence in 2020 classrooms
Did I just have a stroke???
I think this is in fact an auditory stroke experience
It's beautiful.
This is what you hear when you arrive in Hell
Welcome to the Warp astartes
What the actual hell?!! This is to good😂
What the actual hell seems like an accurate response 😂. And thank you!
"I'd recommend it"
The final words heard
This is what living with adhd is like
Source: me i live it
That does seem like it'd make it hard to focus on anything
@@theiabodium lmao yeah
Sad that i dont have distractable avaliable on where i live
So you cant listen it on youtube at all? Im very sorry to hear that. I wonder if there is a way around
someone put this on the subreddit
Its there just not under my name because I forgot to sign in before posting it
@@theiabodium ffs, well just link your channel in the comments as the OP
Somebody send this to either Mark, Bob, Wade, or Tyler
Edit: Nevermind, Baldemort (The intro guy for Distractible) was in the comments
Yeah i imagine if he liked it enough he shared it. Hopefully it gave one of them a good chuckle if so
Beautiful
Danke Schön, I enjoyed making it a lot
This is fucking amazing
Thank you very much!
Yes
more than 3 of them is too much
Oh definitely. Mark Bob and Wade were not meant to exist in 40 different states at once
BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB
i fucking love this so much. thank you
You are very welcome, and I am very happy to hear that. I enjoyed making it too
Bro that is evil I don’t like that but I support😂
Thank you for your evil support!😂
The high school cafeteria be like:
I know it's not all the episodes have it, but can you also put every episode together where the narrator says "myeeeeees" in the intro?
That would take some time for sure. But the next time i give the episodes a re-listen ill get to recording those lines
Upvote so hopefully one of them see this.
I really hope they do cause I think they might get a laugh out of it
Lmao
THIS IS CURSED! THIS IS CURSED! 😂😂😂😂😂 Hahahahaha!!!
This is true! 😂
Just out of curiosity who does the voice for the intros
I think they said he is Voldemort on youtube, i dont remember if that is correct off the top of my head, but I will get back to you after I check it again cause they say who it is in one of the episodes
Correction! The narrarations are done by Baldermort
@@theiabodium thank you so much I thought he also said voldemort and it's been bugging me for a while and I tried to look it up online and couldn't find it thank you so much for helping me
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Agreed
oK
A very reasonable response
they didn't start at the same time you failed
I tried
School cafeterias be like:
The sweet cacophony that is a school cafeteria indeed, except with only 3 different voices