That was probably the absolute best use of "Sir, this is a Wendy's" that'll ever exist, the comedic timing of such a meme'd phrase could not have been better!
An animation depicting how this episode derailed would be GOLDEN. I can't stop imaging Bob and Wade becoming increasingly frantic and competitive with every hilarious combination of solutions they come up with, everything escalating while Mark just dies (of laughter) in the corner
5:24 "YOU!! SHOW ME HOW YOU MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK SHAKE" Im dead....im still crying from laughing...was just listening to this while working, caught me off guard so bad 😂😂😂
I thought about this when I first listened to the episode but I actually checked this time after Wade said "This is a Wendy's": It seems like Mark really never specified that it was McDonalds, and I'm totally with Bob in having just assumed it was for whatever reason.
To be fair, I've never heard of Wendy's having problems operating the ice cream machine and telling everyone who goes in "sorry, our ice cream machine is down." Mark even made mention that "this time" the machine was working, so it's not a 100% guarantee, but McDonald's is notorious for it.
I guess I’m just an odd ball out because I knew it was McDonald’s because I’ve had the pumpkin pie before. It’s a seasonal treat they always bring out for fall, so I was surprised Mark called it new because it’s not new, just seasonal. That’s how I knew it was McDonald’s, so when Wade said “this is a Wendy’s”, I was like: they serve pies too?
"sir this is a Wendy's." I don't know why but when I heard that line I just burst out laughing so much. I laughed a lot this episode, which was great since I don't laugh a lot.
This episode is now my absolute favourite my god. I was having a horrible batch of anxiety in college then listened to this episode and crash my anxiety into a tree! (Aka, it made me feel better) And now, after another horrible day at college, this gave me the laugh i needed 😊
The use of "Sir this is a Wendy's" meme is the best ive ever heard. Especially since its never explicitly stated what resturant Mark went to, its just based on context clues lmao
this is potentially one of the funniest episodes we've ever gotten... i honestly straight up had to like cover my face and put my head down during work while i was listening to this and eventually actually burst out laughing.. 🤣
Idk, if people are going to be forced to wait for several minutes to get their order anyway (like Mark was), why _not_ take the extra 30 seconds to replace the chocolate?
The "sir, this is a wendy's" was even more well played when you take into account that Bob said "wait i know the regional/district manager, Dave" since Dave Thomas was the founder and spokes person for Wendy's on all the commercials through the 90's.
the Ronald McDonald outfit & clown makeup, the Wendy Red Pigtail Wig & Blue Dress, the Burger King outfit including a replica of the King Head, the Jack in the Box Head & Suit, the Remote Control Taco Bell Chihuahua, the Little Caesar's Toga & Laurel, the Colonel glasses, fake mustache, toupe, bolo, & suit, etc etc you just need a copy of all of these Mascot Outfits in your car at any time so if you need them you have them x3
I really did appreciate Bob telling us listeners his light turned off. Also, this episode was insanely good. Right back to the first few episodes.. and I think it's actually because they got Distracted for once!
I used Bob's Fridge and this episode (Illegal Advice) to introduce my partner to Distractible. Had to give the best of the old and the best of the new. Y'all almost killed the man 🤣
Ive worked at mcdonalds. It doesnt take that long to go into the freezer and replace the chocolate. I would have told them to please replace the chocolate
I listened to this podcast for the first time yesterday. Literally made my day! Even better because I was on my way to work. Been so long since I’ve had a good belly laugh.
Thing is, if they have the standard machines, they literally only have to switch out a syrup pouch that gets hooked into the machine and it mixes as it comes out of the nozzle. If they make you wait anyway, there's absolutely no reason they couldn't have done that, it takes maybe thirty seconds to a minute tops to change if you suck at it. They simply didn't feel like doing it.
Little trick of the trade, they don't ask you to park to make it faster for you, they do it so they can get more customers through while your waiting for your food. Most fast food places has sensors throughout the drive through and they want your car out of it so it doesn't just sit there racking up time and causing other cars to rack up time
they don't do shit for you if you work extra hard at McDonalds 😀 im pretty sure i only get occasional raises because my boss knows he can never replace me 🤣
I was at a Hardee's. I ordered a burger without tomatoes. When I got to my car I saw it had a big slice of tomato. I took it out and threw it at the restaurant door. It stuck and slid down. I got in my car and started eating. The manager came out to my car and asked if I threw the tomato on the door. I said it couldn't possibly be me, I ordered a burger with no tomatoes. He just turned and went back inside.
If they didn't have what I want I would go somewhere else, especially if you have a car lmao.. I walk everywhere and I'll walk another block to the burger king because they have milkshakes. You're in a car bro, get a refund, and just drive to the next milkshake seller 😂 imagine having a car and feeling like you're trapped going to one fast food place, you have more choice than 80% of the population, drive around the corner, there's another McDonald's, or a jack in the box or something selling milkshakes. It blows my mind when someone is in a car and disappointed with the eatery they're at. They can drive to the next one, they don't even have to walk!
Gonna be honest, I don't know if I have ever heard a better use for "sir, this is a Wendy's".
I almost died driving when I heard that. Second time since "farted in Korean".
@@jopes1775 Aye dios mio but in Italian
@@protomimicthat one got me AT SCHOOL BRO😭😭😭
fr tho😂
Lol same here, that was flawless 😂
"RONALD WANTS A CHOCCY SHAKE" is now my new favorite quote from Bob.
“WHO’S RESTAURANT IS THIS?”
"WHO'S CLOWN NAME DO YOU SEE ON THIS RESTAURANT???"
"THIS IS A CLOWN INSPECTION!"
"LOOK AT MY ASS RONALD WANTS A CHOCCY SHAKE!"
Yo before I heard bob say it I thought you typed 'coochy shake' like-
That was probably the absolute best use of "Sir, this is a Wendy's" that'll ever exist, the comedic timing of such a meme'd phrase could not have been better!
this is why wade has a secret following lmao
I like how Wade went with buying a hair dryer and STEALING another store's entire chocolate bar stock, instead of buying chocolate syrup.
to be fair mark did specify that it has to be unethical
@@rayshiotile9487 Nestle makes chocolate syrup, right?
Get some nesquick and call it a day.
The way this episode derailed really was something
This episode was awesome omg
Especially given the fact that Mark wasn't even going to do this topic and then pivoted because he thought this was funny
Perfect Distractible energy if you ask me 😂
I HAVE A TEN GALLON BUCKET OF WHEELCHAIRS
"He didn't just get his scrotum gently grabbed by an invisible moster" Had me dying😭
An animation depicting how this episode derailed would be GOLDEN. I can't stop imaging Bob and Wade becoming increasingly frantic and competitive with every hilarious combination of solutions they come up with, everything escalating while Mark just dies (of laughter) in the corner
I hope they post the clip of Wade talking about killing God.
It was hysterical.
Wade bout to pull an ultrakill lol
I hope they animate that one
@@bobbyharris490especially with god spiralling out of the sky 💀
Bruh....
Also the "AND I'M BALD!!" clip. Wade was hilarious in this episode
did wade forget the chocolate syrup exists? or did he just want more effort to make the revenge taste that much sweeter?
The 2nd option.
5:24 "YOU!! SHOW ME HOW YOU MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK SHAKE"
Im dead....im still crying from laughing...was just listening to this while working, caught me off guard so bad 😂😂😂
I thought about this when I first listened to the episode but I actually checked this time after Wade said "This is a Wendy's": It seems like Mark really never specified that it was McDonalds, and I'm totally with Bob in having just assumed it was for whatever reason.
To be fair, I've never heard of Wendy's having problems operating the ice cream machine and telling everyone who goes in "sorry, our ice cream machine is down." Mark even made mention that "this time" the machine was working, so it's not a 100% guarantee, but McDonald's is notorious for it.
I guess I’m just an odd ball out because I knew it was McDonald’s because I’ve had the pumpkin pie before. It’s a seasonal treat they always bring out for fall, so I was surprised Mark called it new because it’s not new, just seasonal. That’s how I knew it was McDonald’s, so when Wade said “this is a Wendy’s”, I was like: they serve pies too?
"sir this is a Wendy's."
I don't know why but when I heard that line I just burst out laughing so much.
I laughed a lot this episode, which was great since I don't laugh a lot.
I hear that joke often but here it was well hit joke
I’m crying with laughter after “THIS IS A CLOWN INSPECTION”
"Sir,this is a Wendy's" absolutely DESTROYED me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Bob said, "Does unethical mean something else than I thought it meant?" I started thinking, "Yeah, wait, is this Good Bad Advice 2?"
This episode was honestly hilarious. The way Mark was dying of laughter at the end every time someone said "a 10 gallon bucket of glue" was golden.
The more I hear Bob dressing up as a clown sounds way more like a robbery 😂😂😂
Bobald? Is that what happens when you cross Bob and Wade?
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This episode is now my absolute favourite my god. I was having a horrible batch of anxiety in college then listened to this episode and crash my anxiety into a tree! (Aka, it made me feel better) And now, after another horrible day at college, this gave me the laugh i needed 😊
Literally don't think Ive laughed this hard since the Change episode!
Crashed your 10 gallons of anxiety into a tree filled with mannequins that look like your boss's daughter?
The use of "Sir this is a Wendy's" meme is the best ive ever heard. Especially since its never explicitly stated what resturant Mark went to, its just based on context clues lmao
"This is a clown inspection!" I busted out laughing 😂
5:27 his impression of Mark _as_ Ronald McDonald is impressive
I want this to be animated 😂
Wade's answer is... concerning
Tom (SpongeBob SquarePants): "CHOOOOCOLAAAATE!!!" 🍫🍫😂😂
this is potentially one of the funniest episodes we've ever gotten... i honestly straight up had to like cover my face and put my head down during work while i was listening to this and eventually actually burst out laughing.. 🤣
I loved this story. I feel so sad for Mark, not getting his chocolate shake.
'We don't have time to replace the chocolate' is a bit of a cop-out because it takes like 30 seconds, but I guess I understand if it's busy
Idk, if people are going to be forced to wait for several minutes to get their order anyway (like Mark was), why _not_ take the extra 30 seconds to replace the chocolate?
"This is a clown inspection!!"
The "sir, this is a wendy's" was even more well played when you take into account that Bob said "wait i know the regional/district manager, Dave" since Dave Thomas was the founder and spokes person for Wendy's on all the commercials through the 90's.
I love how Bob was giving us his unhinged answer with his Grimace brand mic sock.
the Ronald McDonald outfit & clown makeup, the Wendy Red Pigtail Wig & Blue Dress, the Burger King outfit including a replica of the King Head, the Jack in the Box Head & Suit, the Remote Control Taco Bell Chihuahua, the Little Caesar's Toga & Laurel, the Colonel glasses, fake mustache, toupe, bolo, & suit, etc etc you just need a copy of all of these Mascot Outfits in your car at any time so if you need them you have them x3
I really did appreciate Bob telling us listeners his light turned off.
Also, this episode was insanely good. Right back to the first few episodes.. and I think it's actually because they got Distracted for once!
The end of this episode had me laughing so hard I nearly threw up. It went REALLY off the rails, lmao.
Sir this is a wendy's...
*sir, this is a wendys*
Thank you Wade for that laugh
This episode had me literally convulsing with laughter. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
This episode actually had me dying.
I used Bob's Fridge and this episode (Illegal Advice) to introduce my partner to Distractible. Had to give the best of the old and the best of the new. Y'all almost killed the man 🤣
Ive worked at mcdonalds. It doesnt take that long to go into the freezer and replace the chocolate. I would have told them to please replace the chocolate
I listened to this podcast for the first time yesterday. Literally made my day! Even better because I was on my way to work. Been so long since I’ve had a good belly laugh.
This is up there with Two-Toes Johnny and the Hospital Revolver in terms of Bob moments
I laughed so hard up to the part where mark was already choking on laughing for so long. Good show guys. This is my new video to laugh and relax.
I read the title as "Bo-Bald" and I was confused and scared for a couple of seconds.
This episode made me crack up so hard I was in tears.
This episode is easily my favorite yet ngl. It's so funny.
The beginning of this video proves once again how amazing Bob is at improv.
These guys are the comedy gold trio 😂
"Sir this is a Wendy's." I fuckin DIED
Thing is, if they have the standard machines, they literally only have to switch out a syrup pouch that gets hooked into the machine and it mixes as it comes out of the nozzle. If they make you wait anyway, there's absolutely no reason they couldn't have done that, it takes maybe thirty seconds to a minute tops to change if you suck at it. They simply didn't feel like doing it.
3:38 The way he says *"Girth"*
One of my new favorite episodes tbh
I own a Ronald McDonald and Wendy costume for this exact reason.
This was easily the funniest episode hands doen
absolute banger of an episode
imo, it dethroned riddles & rhymes as the funniest episode in recent times
What episode is it?
If someone ends up animating this, this will be legendary
Intro mark (ok im what I'm gonna do is giving u com...)*light off* 😂😂
Somebody needs to animate this segment!
"Sir this is a Wendy's" killed me XDD so so funny I love listening to the podcast but the clips just add an extra touch
I was crying laughing listening to this while i was at work 😂😂😂😂
This episode of distractable nearly made me puke at work at how hard I laughed. I highly recommend Illegal Advice
This episode is hilarious!
As a previous McDonalds employee. I would shit myself if this happened
HOW DOES BOB DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!?!?!?
Two Toes Johnny returns
Never seen Mark wear one of those I don’t think. Honestly looks good.
HAHAHAHAHAAAH! 🤣 aaah… my face hurts now This is amazing. ❤
Little trick of the trade, they don't ask you to park to make it faster for you, they do it so they can get more customers through while your waiting for your food. Most fast food places has sensors throughout the drive through and they want your car out of it so it doesn't just sit there racking up time and causing other cars to rack up time
I’ll be quoting “RONALD WANTS A CHOCCY SHAKE” for the next year
Somebody has to make an animation of this. Both Wade's molten shake and Bobald McDonald
Lol funny Distractible Podcast I liked this video yes!!!!👍😅
Bobs clown voice reminds me of binky from the old Garfield cartoon
I laughed so hard listening to this episode 😂😂
He should have realized it wasn't McDonald's as soon as Mark said the machine wasn't broken.
Best podcast ever
This is hilarious😂😂😂
This NEEDS an animated episode, lol
Wade is so unhinged and I am here for it 👏🏼 Team 🍎🥧
Mark looking like Jack Sparrow lol 😂😂
Damn you Bob! DAMN YOU FOR THIS HUMOR!!!
I’m gonna animate this
they don't do shit for you if you work extra hard at McDonalds 😀 im pretty sure i only get occasional raises because my boss knows he can never replace me 🤣
The last 3 episodes have been peak comedy
while I was watching this, I was informed by a passerby that dearth means scarcity not abundance. I love the clip though!
I think of this daily
*Here Comes Bobald McDonald ...
Wade's advice was extremely creative and funny. So much effort for that payoff 😂
what was moving to the left of bobs camera frame? it looked like he was haunted
What’s this episode called?
Aayyyyyy bobald McDonald
Bob has really thought this through 🤣🤣🤣
damn genius
I want an animation of this.
Apple pies are delicious, and it is absolutely a hill worth dying on.
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
The best timing😂
Stole the show entirely
I was at a Hardee's. I ordered a burger without tomatoes. When I got to my car I saw it had a big slice of tomato. I took it out and threw it at the restaurant door. It stuck and slid down. I got in my car and started eating. The manager came out to my car and asked if I threw the tomato on the door. I said it couldn't possibly be me, I ordered a burger with no tomatoes. He just turned and went back inside.
Melting chocolate bars into the shake?.............does wade not know that chocolate syrup exists
This is on par with bobs fridge.
If they didn't have what I want I would go somewhere else, especially if you have a car lmao.. I walk everywhere and I'll walk another block to the burger king because they have milkshakes. You're in a car bro, get a refund, and just drive to the next milkshake seller 😂 imagine having a car and feeling like you're trapped going to one fast food place, you have more choice than 80% of the population, drive around the corner, there's another McDonald's, or a jack in the box or something selling milkshakes. It blows my mind when someone is in a car and disappointed with the eatery they're at. They can drive to the next one, they don't even have to walk!
Wade is 100% right apple pie for life!