The Bob & Wade Compilation
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- čas přidán 20. 01. 2021
- Here's a compilation of some funny moments with Bob and Wade.
BOB ► / muyskerm
WADE ► / lordminion777
Edited By ► / nerdfiction
This is literally a description of what the video contains. Also, we stream most of this stuff on Tuesdays. - Hry
Wade: Acts like idiot
Mark: Acts like idiot
Bob: Acts like idiot *but strategicly*
Accurate
@Ğive Mě HATE Çòmmëñțs ĢÙÝ no
markiplier commented on my new video bruh
lol A strategic idiot. That's a unique personal skill
Bob: Acts like idiot in ✨italics✨
So happy we got a “Rare mark noises” interlude thrown in there
Where
@@justarandomaccount7011 1:36
We also got fnaf 4 complications switch clip noices.
they should add the clip where bob sneezes with auto tune on that one is hilarious lmao
Which video was it?
@@thorne6477 the demonitization card (uno)
AhhhhPlLllluuUUUHHhh 🤣
@@meepnope4389 somehow you have perfectly captured the essence of that ungodly sound in letters. Somehow. I'm impressed
BLOOS.SNOOZE.(alphnuemph)
"I'm sorry...that your stupid naming system offended me."
*Heavy Metal begins*
And thus Mark's villain origin story is complete.
heavy metal is the least heavy sub-genre of metal
@@stephenm8415 huh. anyway...
@@borbleborb4586 is that all you have to say? is that the only "witty comeback" you parroted from reddit or twitter or some other vile community? two words and three dots?
@@stephenm8415 Meh...
Mark: "I drank piss..."
not the first time
Momento Mori
Arresto Momentum *cough* I mean Memento Mori
can my new video get 1000 dislikes?
@@unsized sure
nor the last
The real crime is that this isn’t 5 hours long
I agree.
yes
Agreed
Yup.
You right
this makes the wait for the next episode of "the forest" even harder
y e s
You can watch the rest of it on Mark's Twitch channel. You won't see the cool editing lol but you can start where the video cut off at.
@@MakailaM oooooh ok ty!!!
*Y E S*
YES
They forgot Wade's "I took a piss in a vibrator" and his Wade Elvis as well as how Bob is the nice one, but got caught passing the blame to Mark in uno.
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE UNO BLAME 😂😂 That shit was sooo funny after so many years they called him out on it 😂
where tf is that first one from?????😭
@@peebledeeble which one?
"Mark did that to you."
"Yeah I did that to you.'
🤣🤣
what video is the uno blame from? I would quite like to see that
You have to add this UNO clip
Bob wins game
Wade: Yells
Bob: Why'd you yell?
Bob: Wade's brain is like "We're Yelling!"
which video lmao i wanna see this again
@@zeextor1159 - Found it. In marks "I"M BEING BULLIED!! | UNO" video. Its at 18:30
same video 13:55 bob’s soundboard moment !!
So many good moments! Like to the top!
@@mysticanimation22 the legend
“Oh we’re both murdering nurses? What a time to be alive.”
- Bob
NOT DURING THIS PANDEMIC
I literally read it when he said it
can my new video get 1000 dislikes?
other Nurses: 😬😰
"Im here from nurse murder"
I’m sad this video isn’t longer. These three always seem to produce the best content together, and all of Mark’s videos with Bob and Wade tend to be my favorites.
same
These 3 are the most funniest trio there is
my favorite part of any mark video: “1…3…4…YES! YOU HAVE TO! YOU! HAVE! TO! GET FUUUUUCKED!” -mark to wade in monopoly
I agree, Mark's videos with friends are my favorites because they always make me laugh out loud and forget about my worries 😂😂
True, but my favorite has got to be the poly bridge 2 video, in spite of it being only Mark (with interaction from dumb livestream viewers)
The bit where Mark pouts like a toddler "I'm breaking everything" always has me in stitches
Yeah i laughed my head off mainly because it reminded me of my familys humor heh
Depression: exists
Markiplier: *WE DON'T DO THAT HERE*
lol
Originality: exists
You: *I DONT DO THAT HERE*
@@crazebanana6432 yep he copied it
Q: What do you call a dentist in the army?
A: A drill sergeant
And we are thankful for it 😁😁
3 peens in a pod more like 3 kings in a p- no?
No j-just no
can my new video get 1000 dislikes?
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I--
Yes
Another favorite of mine
Monopoly with Lixian
Wade: Vortex, Vortex, Wait!? This isn't vortex. Voorrrrtexxxxx....
Mark: Wade stop trying!
Bob: (Auto-tuned) Is this a joke no wait is this one funny?
The end of that video always breaks me.
*iTs Me HuRsHaLl*
That video is one of my favourites. 😏
You just reminded me of Bobs auto tune sneeze! 😂
@@libsybum3591 Best sneeze.
They say “to be continued” and yet here I am waiting patiently for no.2 of bob and wade
Yup…
Yup...
If I don’t have friends like Bob, Wade, and Mark, then I won’t have friends.
you don't have friends
Bob, Wade and Mark are like one of the best trios on this platform tbvh....
these guys are my BROTP
can my new video get 1000 dislikes?
@@unsized it won't even get 100 likes, Loooool
I very sad Bob’s autotuned sneeze wasnt in here...
Oh yeah...
Probably the video footage was all down on his file
I think he made another vid of it
Mark drinking the piss water didn't kill him like it did Wade, his body is immune to its effects in all games now.
Momento mori.
I was watching a stream of his and Wade was talking about how many alchemists had to boil pee to try and turn it to gold and how gross it must be to be in pee stream, and the entire chat turned on Mark and started roasting him about how he must know what that feels like
@@cass6082 I think Ethan drank more than Mark in the two drink related videos plus looked less healthy in Pee Sauna so hopefully he's been working at health since then.
Meme bento dori
1:23 *pulls microphone real close to his mouth as it creecks* "'TA HE *LL* ?" _"Dewit"_ *emperor palpatine pops up and smiles at mark*
WHAT? 😂
"Sweep net is not shoulder" Well said mark, well said. Finally, something the entirety of the internet can agree on.
I ANGRILY DISAGREE! SOMETIMES SWEEP NET IS SHOULDER!
people say you’re incapable of coming up with an original thought since so many people have been alive, but I genuinely don’t think anyone’s thought “sweep net is not shoulder”, that’s an original thought
@@laurajarpe1541 well said
@@laurajarpe1541 Aye, it's very easy to come up with an original thought. There are literally infinite possibilities. Xaisuigxgree aodigyduvnae. That's probably an original thought right there. Or... what if this exact jar of peanut butter sitting on my desk were to become sentient and write a bestselling novel about fruit flies colonizing the rings of Saturn?
That's also almost certainly an original thought. When I came up with it, there were only five or six people in the world who knew this particular jar of peanut butter even exists.
It's _coherent, useful, and general_ original thoughts which are finite and depletable. And it's coherent, useful, and general original thoughts which actually matter when it comes to things like successful business ideas and copyrightable works, which are the main time the 'there are no original thoughts' saying comes up.
Cool Markiplier
He should've put in the time wade broke he's hand playing uno
Maybe in part 2
forgot about that lol
I agree
1.Mark saying he’s not real
2.Lixians: confession
3.Wade and Bobs confession
1.Mark compilation
2.Lixian compilation
3. Wade and Bob’s compilation
I think you might be onto something here
@@heartvvitch too bad someone else stole my comment and got more likes :/ but yeah idk what mark has in plan but it’s definitely something and he’s hinting at something
hMMMMMM
R/Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The door thing is really interesting too! i have made a playlist of all the door videos, after that they start to repeat.
I like it how this part is dedicated to just Mark making weird noises.
1:33
"He fell into the pit" Wow I'm surprised Mark/Lixian made a Parks and Rec reference!
Actually I think someone else edited that vid. I forget his real name but his channel is NerdFiction
@@kaya4732 In the description it says it's edited by Lixian does it not?
@@kendrick2004 the description of the video that clip came from (escaping the sinkhole) has a link to marcus' channel. remembered his name lol
@@kaya4732 Ah gotcha okay that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know!
Marcus made it and he's super proud of it
Mark: "Oh god- That was piss"
Bob: "Why-"
Mark: "I drank it"
Everyone: *Unus Annus flashbacks*
You mean Unus Annus?
You mean [REDACTED]
You mean Mark and Ethan collab channel
You mean subnautica?
You mean submarine?
Mark: *moves mic next to his mouth*
mic: *wheering sounds*
Wade: 'Ta hell?
Mark:
*_D O I T ._*
out of curiousity, which vid is that?
@@asei231 Uhhhh... Uno? No idea the exact episode though.
@@asei231 Wade has no idea UNO. The one where it has cream on their heads for the thumbnail.
@@nesquick9976 Ty!!!!!
@@asei231 No probs.
Wade: "tries to drink from pond"
Wade: "also somehow dies"
Mark: "I drank piss...."
Bear Grylls: "First time?"
*Unas Annus flashbacks
Mark: Second, actually...
I remember that video when the filtered and drank it. 🗿
(I mean Ethan and Mark from their Unus Annus channel lmao-)
I wonder what it tastes like. 👀
@@carlygrass4480 *Unus
Bob: "Let me just test something"
Mark: "Bob, do not test something"
Bob: _falls into pit_
Also Bob: "I think I'm down"
no sh## Bob 🤣🤣
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♪ Shit ♪ Bob fell into the pit ♪ Now he's down inside it ♪
I wanted the part with bob in raft episode one where everyone was like “where’s the shark?” And Bob gets bit and screams and says “I’ll find it”
Goofy: Tells a joke
Mickey Mouse: 3:12
"Booody fiiiireee. This is a normal thing to doooo."
I can't believe that one wasn't included! It's my favorite The Forest song
Lol I just commented about this as well
I’m telling my children that Wade, bob and mark are the holy trinity
DOOOOO IT...😈
then you would be telling them the truth
For a second, I thought you said "I'm telling my chicken" XD
No
Big brain parent
"That's what you get for learning" that shit always gets me lmao
4:10
Bob: Okay Mark, if I apologize...
Mark: (sad noise)
Bob: How would that make you feel?
Mark: Better...
Bob: Okay, I am sorry... that your stupid naming system offended me
Mark: I'm breaking everything! I'm gonna break everything!
Mark: the sus friend
Bob: the friend with strats
Wade: the friend who bullies himself
Wade: *Help Me bob Im bullying in the alley*
2:26
I like bones
Bones are good for me
I like bones
Give them all to me
This brings me great joy
Put it at 0.75 speed
This would be a awesome rock song lol
Its a cool song dude
1:00 This is my new message tone, ringtone, everything. This.
Ik its my favorite xD
What's the game that they were playing in that clip?
@@shaelyndeal9174 Grounded. I think that might have been the second episode. But I'm not certain.
@@6447912 ok thank you!
1:42 this half a second edit killed me 😂😂
"Hëûhhhh"
"Sweep net would not shoulder.. it does not wade.."
“the bob and wade compilation” thats 70% mark? sounds about right (no complaints)
Wanna watch some Wade and Bob? Here, have some Mark.
@Ì Am ĶeviňBB2 Get a life bro
I think it's supposed to be a compilation of him *with* bob and wade, but yeah I was thinking the same thing lmao
It was fairly short, and compared to the lixian compilation it's insanely short lmfao.
Mark, Bob and Wad is one thing.
By the looks of it, we’ve hit a filler ark in “Markiplier”
Would you rather he not upload at all while he writes his new project then, or.........?
@@Spawn-Point its just a joke
@@Mars-dw2zc they’re living up to the salt part of their name
@@cass6082 And there goes the burn.
They streamed the forest on twitch the other day.
“To be continued”
and It never continued again
Yeah it’s probably because he does solo stuff too lol
Bob: "I'm curious if I'll take any damage." *gets hit* "OH I WILL!"
Mark: "You alright there bud?"
Wade: *weakly* "Happy birthday..."
First: “Mark and Lixian compilation”
Then: “Bob and Wade compilation”
Next: “Mark and Ethan compilation”
45 minutes of static
Oh I hope they do mark and Ethan that would be epic
Last one: *unas annus compilation-*
@@brendanrisney2449 No
Why?
Unus Annus
Memento Mori
markandethan.exe has stopped working.
Memento Mori
The shift from Wade laughing at Mark drinking piss, immediately to Wade _drowning himself while trying to drink water_
0:03. The first person to have Taco Bell must have been like.
The compilation: *Doesn't include Wade getting mad at Barbra*
Me: This is f*cking Barbra's fault.
Agreed, I'm surprised that some of the Barbra segments weren't here. Maybe there will be some in the next one.
Barbara*
That’s for the just “Wade compilation”
You're right
bob, wade, and mark are the definition of a chaotic friend group
0:43 when my mom asks me to do a chore that I’m *currently doing*
2:18 will always be my fav Wade moment in the year. LoL
"he put on the bear helmet and he changed" That brought me back ngl XD
He’s a maniac. Maniaaac, on the floor
@@cass6082 lol yeah that too
There’s lots of gems in here. But I think my favourite is when Bob broke Mark’s gazebo he had JUST built. I was there for the stream and it was SOO unexpected it was hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
Mark breaks something to also
I've watched the "emergency Raft meeting" bit so many times and it's all still hilarious. Never gets old.
I love Wade's bone song and Bob fell into the pit.
Fun fact: Today is the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
Whoa coolio
Wowww
What.
Nice
@Ğive Mě HATE Çòmmëñțs ĢÙÝ No. I dont think I will.
the fact this is only five minutes long is so sad :'( bob and wade are comedy gold that you could make a 30 min long video out of them
They deserve more of a following then they actually have
If I'm not mistaken, the end of this video looks like they might make more compilation/s 🤞
Whoah buddy..
You may be right but don't be a slave driver to Lixian, he's got a big job to do and crunch culture is not cool.
But you're not wrong.
They need a whole channel dedicated to them lmao.
Before yall come at me I know it’ll be a lot of work but I mean- 💁🏻♀️
@@hijinnyanimations1460 I mean, they do each have their own channels lol
I’m glad they’re continuing these compilations, “best of bob and wade” was one of my favourite go to’s
0:33 That one teacher who hates the super academic student XD
Markiplier: uploads
Everyone: *GOES STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION*
Hey :D
Same
YES
Stfu
yes
Literally nobody:
Mark: *Compilation time*
Mark-Post
Promo bots- hey look at my channel!
This one doesn't even make sense
can my new video get 1000 dislikes?
Talking about bots
4:23. Rage monster be like.
Honostly the amount of effort lixian puts in each video is crazy.
He zooms in and out on areas of importance whether it be a part of the game or marks face. He adds filters to marks face which is generally pretty easy. He also adds subtitles for words that should be distinct and highlighted for comedic purposes which means he has to type the phrases and put it in the video at the right time so that the letters will match up with marks words. Not only that but sometimes he adds transparent images in real time like in 3 scary game videos which could be costly of time.
But don't forget that lixian also draws his own character to react and respond to markopliers words and actions which mea s he also has to add words to his character in real time with the video and animate him to make different expressions meaning lixian has to draw every single expression you see his character make.
So yeah lixian does a lot
I need a friend group like this. Exactly like this.
Hxb
I hope that “cliffhanger” doesn’t leave us “hanging”
I’ll just go.
No, come back 👀
Bear sucking paenus nose will forever be in my top 5 favorite bits from these guys. Just the surprise and doubt in Mark and Bob's voice when Wade says it, and then Mark later realizing that's exactly what the painting is, is priceless xD
The entire game of the forest needs a compilation lol!!!! My favorite line is when bob goes to kill a deer and it gets away and wade says "we need to go and kill that deer before it teaches the others how to survive".
“we’re both murdering nurses?! what a time to be alive!!”
“NO NOT IN THIS PANDEMIC”
XD I loved that part oh my gosh
when you're so early but then it hits you like "it's just an illusion, a useless sense of completion, a fake form of pride and an utter embarrasment. im a failure"
*oh*
3:03 why I keep repeating this 😂🤣 and now I’m going to try it in slow motion
4:56 my favourite part😂😂😂
cries when Bobs body fire song didn't make it. at least we have Wades bone song.
Wade: "Let's keep this PG."
Me: That won't last very long.
Less than 3 seconds later; Yep. I was right.
I'm sorry but "Murdering Nurses" sounds like a metal band
marcus, your editing was excellent as always. also, your rendition of the pit song was legendary
"Bob & Wade Compilation"
> Get excited
> It's mostly Mark
> How DARE he, on HIS OWN CHANNEL
My bigfoot mom: Why don't you ever play with the neighbor bears
The neighbor bears: 1:50
Tbh, I didnt watch you for some time. Ever since the suicide happened, I got used to not seeing you every day. But I just realized that you are back, and just as active as I remember you. Im just really fucking happy to see you man. Its like watching an old childhood friend. I was with you since 2014, and I really hope youll be able to continue this work as long as possible. Also, seeing Bob was a big hit of nostalgia, so keep going guys.
3:02 Wade laughing at Mark for drinking something stupid
3:14 Wade dies after drinking poison water
They're literally the embodiment of the word "chaotic"
_and no one can convince me otherwise_
*"I'M GOING TO S**T MY PANTS!!!!"*
I died lol! 😂😂😂
You know it's a good video when someone opens up with *"I'M GONNA 💩 MY PANTS!"*
The editing on this one is defo made me laugh even more 🤣 great job nerdfiction 🙌
The texts flowing out of Mark’s head took me down 🤣
It’s awesome that they’ve all stuck together since the beginning. I love them.
The trio we didnt ask for, but the trio we needed
This is the video I've been waiting for, I LOVE marks collabs with wade and bob
i love watching the three of you play together - you're always such a hoot!
The image of wade being an ant at 3:58 is both horrifying and hilarious
Me: oh a bob and wade comp I'm sure this'll occupy me for a while
Mark: heh *5 minutes long*
It occupies you longer if it reminds you of videos you want to go rewatch xD
@@judestarbabypup true true
@@kaiox1024 I went and watched the one where they throw the shark 😂 such a cool video
@@judestarbabypup i should as well
@@judestarbabypup also if you spend time reporting the Bots
I swear, this trio is good for my heart bcuz I laugh soooooooooooooooooo much when they're all together!
Pls, give us more of these compilations, I love it!
Again, I love these. Brings back good memories
First: “Mark and Lixian compilation”
Then: “Bob and Wade compilation”
Next: “Mark and Jacksepticeye compilation”
Nice observation
Hun, I wish. I don't think there's enough clips for that from recent years though.
Say less
Then Mark and ethen
Me: *wondering if that's actually gonna happen*
Wade screaming that he was crapping his pants at the start of the video just gave me life.
I just love how they are still solid friends
"body fire, this is a normal thing to do" better be in part 2
bobs grandma voice is one of my favorite things in the entire world-
Wade: let's keep it PG here
Also wade 3 seconds later: "IM GONNA SH*T MY PANTS"
He was referencing back to when Mark said he was going to shit his pants
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 i know
I love how Bob doesn't even yell when falling into the pit and instead just starts hyperventilating
With these type of uploads I can't help but have the feeling that something big is in the making