This sounds like a perfecy horror story premise. All it needs is the plot twist saying: "That school? That school's been closed for over 8 years now." Leaving you wondering: who hired you?
I'm pretty sure this is just the premise of FNAF Pizza Simulator, except instead of hiring Michael- Henry decided to give the manager position to the guy with a resume that was just a slip of paper that said: 'gib me big boi job, plz.'
Nah it's closer to the premise of the movie in my opinion. FNAF6 happens in an active pizzeria where people are still coming and going every day, whereas the movie takes place in an abandoned pizzeria long after it's gone out of buisness.
The plot twist to all of it is that the place was actually really haunted and Bob was just being secretly filmed to see how he reacted to the paranormal activity
It turns out that while people with degrees in organizational leadership can see ghosts they have been brow-beaten down by organizational business hierarchy to just ignore it.
"So that guy with the curly hair in that one room... Am I supposed to be scaring him? Stealing his soul? Is this even a haunt?" "Nah. That's Bob. We're shutting down in like a month and he comes in and does his work. It's good. We're mostly here for random parents trying to deal with paperwork." "That's kind of an odd premise. I know this place is old, but there weren't even any murders here." "Home office is trying something new, but we need someone to keep the doors open. Bob's chill."
@@ActuatedGear "I know you said to leave Bob alone, but I tried to do a soul reaping on him and got a SoulNotFoundException. What gives?" "Dude, he's got a degree in organizational leadership. No soul can survive that."
That's all I was thinking when I heard Bobs story Lol This entire premise of when he got that job to how he quit just screams "Fazbear Pizza!" 😆🐻🍕 Matpat & his team (along with the rest of us) have some Theories to conjure up 🤔❓🕹🎮🃏
@@amogusgaming.6681 I asumed that everyone subscribed to the CZcams Channel was already listening to the Podcast. I didn't think it would come off as misleading
This concept is just way too good for a horror game. Somebody make this! You get a job at a school but you never see anyone and have random tasks to do. You think you hear voices in the halls, and someone talks to you in the office... but all doors are locked.
Probably one of those cases where everyone thought someone else was going to respond so no one actually responded to Bob. Either that or he was so low on the totem pole that no one cared about him at all.
Next thing you know, Mark opens his inbox to find an email from the people behind the upcoming FNAF movie asking how the f*** he knew exactly how the script goes.
I did. I was at Hot Topic with my friends one time, and I was trying to reach something under a row of FNAF 4 plushies. Then Nightmare Freddy fell towards me, and I felt like I was being jumpscared in real life. It's ridiculous, but it was horrifying at the time. Especially considering the fact that I was starting to avoid watching playthroughs of the game, cause I was getting nightmares. My nightmares were way more terrifying than the games themselves. XP
Nah, see, Bob was just being used as a directional beacon for the afterlife. See, ghosts can see people from the ghost realm more clearly than anything else, and so the ghosts haunted up a building and just hired people to sit in there. "The gate forward is near the only person in the building."
Ah Deskwarming. (where you sit at the desk while students were on break) This always happens in Korea but usually there is one or two office staff. but if you have your own English classroom you might never see anyone.
question is if they never saw your email and there was no one else there, how'd they know to stop paying Bob? like did Bob just perfectly time his resignation with the school being closed down?
In my early 20s I had a job at a tax preparation office. It was in this tiny plaza off the highway. My boss interviewed me, gave me the basic instructions on how to do everything, handed me keys, and left. He lived two states away and had another office there. I worked at this place for.. six months maybe? Hardly anyone came in. The software did all the work for me. In the first few months he'd call every Friday to check in, and then he stopped. I wrote a lot.. and played Ultima on the work computer. And then one day in late July he showed up and said he was closing the office until next year. Super weird.
This quitting story is how I quit working at Lowe's. I was hired on with about 50 other scabs to cover the old store while the new one was built. Couple months in I found a new job, put in my two weeks. Didn't hear anything back. Then final day I go to hand in my stuff to my manager, and he's like, "wtf!? When did this happen?"
I've had a Fnaf experience at a chuck e cheese when I was a kid. It was my friends birthday party, we were eating at a dining table in front of the stage that chucky and his friends played on. At one point it was just me and my friend. We were looking at the chucky animatronic talking about how goofy it looked and how its left arm was doing weird movements. Then his eyes looked directly at us and he touched his crotch with said arm.
bro that sounds so funny > be me > chuck e cheese animatronic > working for like 20 years singing the same songs and doing the same dances > two random kids walk in onr day and say you look goofy as hell swaying one of your arms around > finally snap > look at two kids dead in the eye > zerk off in sheer rage with the same arm they made fun of
YES. i had a job like this in college in a department at my school. Everybody left for the summer, even the professors, and i had no tasks, so i would just watch youtube all day and study for my grad school entrance exam. It was awesome.
i used to work at hospital parking ramps overnight and let me tell you, that shit used to be horrific because im like 80% sure that place was haunted as hell
Either that or that was the most elaborate prank pulled off by Bob and Wade... they seem to be milking Bob of these strange and wonderful stories could it be the masterminds are really just Mark causing all these fun catastrophes happening whilst Wade has the connections to pull all this off? Or maybe Bob is being haunted by two ghosts claiming to own CZcams Channels lol.
I thought I had a weird job at a Music Library. It had a weird buzz in/buzz out door locking system for the safety of the kids. I was always scared of forgetting something. Internships are actually really fun; they attempted to tell me there was no funding to keep me on and I found the funding twice for about 4 extra months. They were planning on moving and had me set up their social media so it was more automated then decided to quietly fire me while I had to help move heavy items to the new location. They repeatedly said that I'd be nearly running the front desk and it'd still work with my schooling hours. I would've quit if I would've known they were just going to fire me when they moved.
Just hearing Mark be like "you never questioned the chills down your spine?" and then Bob follow up with "I thought it was just cold in my office" reminded me of conversation I had with an old colleague from when I worked at a superstore like Walmart. My colleague was joking about how it was possible for the frozen meat areas to be haunted by the slaughtered animals stored in the meat lockers, and I was like "and it's already freezing in there, so even if anything paranormal was happening you wouldn't even know it if the temperature had dropped!" That was a hilarious thought. But also kinda spooky, yaknow?
Bob never got the Animatronics in the back of the ally way and never played an audio cue so it was just a normal job and they stopped paying him because he damaged equipment or so it says on the browser
I would love for somebody to make a movie about a dude in a horrifying setting with a monster like this, but the dudes chill so the monsters chill with him being there, and so they kind of just coexist together while he’s working there
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Can someone animate this whole conversation this would be funny to see and put Bob in like a five nights at Freddy’s security guard outfit that would be funny
I never had any super weird jobs like that. But one time I had a job at Walmart as an overnight stocker, and my coworkers and boss saw this really weird guy walking around outside around 3am looking for something in the empty parking lot. He was there several nights in a row that week. Not sure what that was all about. We never found out who he was or what he was looking for, but it was really weird.
Got to be honest, this sounds more like Bob unintentionally became the front to an illegitimate business or shell company. He was literally paid to sit there all day to give off the appearance that actual work took place in that building. "look here's an actual physical location of our totally real organization/school. See we even have a front desk worker! By the way, tuitions $2500, upfront. Cash only."
This sounds so much like the people where I'm currently located. They literally get paid to sit on their butts all day and do pretty much nothing but help maybe a couple of people now and then. I'd go for a job like that.
Honestly this isnt so much a horror story as it is just a casual tale of a normal charter school in action. Or maybe it is more horror story than we want to admit given that this is genuinely how bad most charter schools are run.
This would be a hilarious horror story, the animatronics or whatever trying to be scary and the guard, bob, just doesn’t care and sits in his office browsing Reddit.
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This sounds like a perfecy horror story premise. All it needs is the plot twist saying: "That school? That school's been closed for over 8 years now." Leaving you wondering: who hired you?
Afton.
What are the odds he is there to kill u?
Could be just to be there to make sure people don't break in or ruin it further.
@@ShadowDemon_4 GFD
Let alone who was paying him
MATPAT boutta have a field day with this one
Yup
I like how you said it in all caps, like he’s MF DOOM, lmao.
@irishwinrar All caps when you spell the man name
@@GeekMasterGM TRUE
LIGMA
I'm pretty sure this is just the premise of FNAF Pizza Simulator, except instead of hiring Michael- Henry decided to give the manager position to the guy with a resume that was just a slip of paper that said: 'gib me big boi job, plz.'
This is the best comment ever lol 'plz giv big boi job, thx'
Nah it's closer to the premise of the movie in my opinion. FNAF6 happens in an active pizzeria where people are still coming and going every day, whereas the movie takes place in an abandoned pizzeria long after it's gone out of buisness.
The plot twist to all of it is that the place was actually really haunted and Bob was just being secretly filmed to see how he reacted to the paranormal activity
It turns out that while people with degrees in organizational leadership can see ghosts they have been brow-beaten down by organizational business hierarchy to just ignore it.
"So that guy with the curly hair in that one room... Am I supposed to be scaring him? Stealing his soul? Is this even a haunt?"
"Nah. That's Bob. We're shutting down in like a month and he comes in and does his work. It's good. We're mostly here for random parents trying to deal with paperwork."
"That's kind of an odd premise. I know this place is old, but there weren't even any murders here."
"Home office is trying something new, but we need someone to keep the doors open. Bob's chill."
@@ActuatedGear "I know you said to leave Bob alone, but I tried to do a soul reaping on him and got a SoulNotFoundException. What gives?"
"Dude, he's got a degree in organizational leadership. No soul can survive that."
Filmed by whom?
The SCP Foundation?!
and all the cameras see is him scrolling reddit looking at motorcycles lol
I just imagine bob eating popcorn browsing reddit, ignoring the warning signs and the demonic staff are just like "eyo hes chill, let em be"
Out of the three of them, how does *BOB* keep having the best creepy-stories?!
Because it's his way of torture after his fridge mishap story.
@@stitchlover4381 Aaaaaah- that makes sense. Thank you for clarifying.
“Well I turned around and my employer wasn’t there and the whole school was empty.” - Bob probably
Marks new interactive experience "Alone with Markiplier"
I'm down for it😏
@@ErmaPulasame 😏
Man I wish 😏
Except the plot twist was the threat wasn't a real threat, and it was Markiplier all along.
Bob left so formally and well that they didn’t require anymore information. They could’ve told him that much at least 😅
Now, imagine if Bob made a psychological thriller themed video or short movie based on this. I think it would turn out well.
The Haunted Man
that'll be Mark's next movie after Iron Lung
This does seem like something fazbear entertainment would do ngl
That's all I was thinking when I heard Bobs story Lol This entire premise of when he got that job to how he quit just screams "Fazbear Pizza!" 😆🐻🍕 Matpat & his team (along with the rest of us) have some Theories to conjure up
🤔❓🕹🎮🃏
I love how Mark's so good at storytelling that by the time the bit ended, he full blown convinced Bob he was working for a haunted school...
Amazing
"A big boi job" - Bob 2023
I want to hear more of these stories. They're always interesting
I am just saying the spotify link is sitting right there
I know. I meant in future episodes
@@carrioncrow7687 I can admit to misunderstanding the comment
@@derynmillsdw the guy also mislead me
@@amogusgaming.6681 I asumed that everyone subscribed to the CZcams Channel was already listening to the Podcast. I didn't think it would come off as misleading
I like Mark's theory that Bob experienced "A Beautiful Mind" hallucination of his job.
This concept is just way too good for a horror game. Somebody make this!
You get a job at a school but you never see anyone and have random tasks to do. You think you hear voices in the halls, and someone talks to you in the office... but all doors are locked.
Probably one of those cases where everyone thought someone else was going to respond so no one actually responded to Bob. Either that or he was so low on the totem pole that no one cared about him at all.
Next thing you know, Mark opens his inbox to find an email from the people behind the upcoming FNAF movie asking how the f*** he knew exactly how the script goes.
To be fair, Bob's experience sounds exactly like a charter school.
Bob’s entire channel has been one long ghost haunting
I did. I was at Hot Topic with my friends one time, and I was trying to reach something under a row of FNAF 4 plushies. Then Nightmare Freddy fell towards me, and I felt like I was being jumpscared in real life. It's ridiculous, but it was horrifying at the time. Especially considering the fact that I was starting to avoid watching playthroughs of the game, cause I was getting nightmares. My nightmares were way more terrifying than the games themselves. XP
Hot Topic seems like an appropriate place to experience a real life jumpscare
FNAF gave you nightmares lol 💀
@@emeraldhillzone1992 XD Wow.
@@gooeyboy706 Yeah. Ridiculous, right?
Love the implication that the ghost paid Bob a wage.
You could make a video game about this whole story.
several, really
@@kittiecandy747. … A franchise and movie with merchandise even. >)X^D
Nah, see, Bob was just being used as a directional beacon for the afterlife. See, ghosts can see people from the ghost realm more clearly than anything else, and so the ghosts haunted up a building and just hired people to sit in there. "The gate forward is near the only person in the building."
I mean if I am getting paid for basically doing nothing by a ghost I'd accept it without hesitation.
I grew up in a k-12. Can confirm k-12 is absolute chaos 😂
Ah Deskwarming. (where you sit at the desk while students were on break)
This always happens in Korea but usually there is one or two office staff.
but if you have your own English classroom you might never see anyone.
question is if they never saw your email and there was no one else there, how'd they know to stop paying Bob? like did Bob just perfectly time his resignation with the school being closed down?
MatPat is gonna take a while to do his game theories
In my early 20s I had a job at a tax preparation office. It was in this tiny plaza off the highway. My boss interviewed me, gave me the basic instructions on how to do everything, handed me keys, and left. He lived two states away and had another office there.
I worked at this place for.. six months maybe? Hardly anyone came in. The software did all the work for me. In the first few months he'd call every Friday to check in, and then he stopped.
I wrote a lot.. and played Ultima on the work computer.
And then one day in late July he showed up and said he was closing the office until next year. Super weird.
This quitting story is how I quit working at Lowe's. I was hired on with about 50 other scabs to cover the old store while the new one was built.
Couple months in I found a new job, put in my two weeks. Didn't hear anything back. Then final day I go to hand in my stuff to my manager, and he's like, "wtf!? When did this happen?"
The fact that Bob has a little Lixian plushie makes my day.
I've always wanted a FNAF game that takes place during the day.
Go play ruin then,at least the beginning part is in the day
dayshift at Freddy's
Killer In Purple
Ffps is mostly during the day
I'm really glad Spotify supports video with podcasts now, i love listening to these three talk but I think the video makes it even better
I've had a Fnaf experience at a chuck e cheese when I was a kid. It was my friends birthday party, we were eating at a dining table in front of the stage that chucky and his friends played on. At one point it was just me and my friend. We were looking at the chucky animatronic talking about how goofy it looked and how its left arm was doing weird movements. Then his eyes looked directly at us and he touched his crotch with said arm.
What the hell 😆
Um ayo!? 🤨📸
bro that sounds so funny
> be me
> chuck e cheese animatronic
> working for like 20 years singing the same songs and doing the same dances
> two random kids walk in onr day and say you look goofy as hell swaying one of your arms around
> finally snap
> look at two kids dead in the eye
> zerk off in sheer rage with the same arm they made fun of
YES. i had a job like this in college in a department at my school. Everybody left for the summer, even the professors, and i had no tasks, so i would just watch youtube all day and study for my grad school entrance exam. It was awesome.
I can see indie game developers at work right now based off this story.
i used to work at hospital parking ramps overnight and let me tell you, that shit used to be horrific because im like 80% sure that place was haunted as hell
HE acknowledged THE MOVIE'S EXISTENCE !
Bob worked at Freddy Fresh Pizza
They totally missed the opportunity to point out how the building also closed as he finished his job there 😭
I bet bob could beat five nights at Freddy’s without knowing anything just sitting there watching reddit and going to the bathroom
I think Bob is still working there and just doesn’t know it. He’s always in the same room
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87
Either that or that was the most elaborate prank pulled off by Bob and Wade... they seem to be milking Bob of these strange and wonderful stories could it be the masterminds are really just Mark causing all these fun catastrophes happening whilst Wade has the connections to pull all this off? Or maybe Bob is being haunted by two ghosts claiming to own CZcams Channels lol.
And now that ghost in bob attic
The premise for Mark's next mini film, "the bored man"
* Bob leaves *
- DING - dong - DING - dong -
- ding - DONG - ding - DONG -
🎉🎶YAAAAAAAAAAAY🎶🎉
I thought I had a weird job at a Music Library. It had a weird buzz in/buzz out door locking system for the safety of the kids. I was always scared of forgetting something.
Internships are actually really fun; they attempted to tell me there was no funding to keep me on and I found the funding twice for about 4 extra months. They were planning on moving and had me set up their social media so it was more automated then decided to quietly fire me while I had to help move heavy items to the new location.
They repeatedly said that I'd be nearly running the front desk and it'd still work with my schooling hours. I would've quit if I would've known they were just going to fire me when they moved.
That sounds like an interesting experience... I wonder what happened on the other end that they didn't get back to Bob 🤔🤔🤔
I love how Bob has a lixian plush
Just hearing Mark be like "you never questioned the chills down your spine?" and then Bob follow up with "I thought it was just cold in my office" reminded me of conversation I had with an old colleague from when I worked at a superstore like Walmart. My colleague was joking about how it was possible for the frozen meat areas to be haunted by the slaughtered animals stored in the meat lockers, and I was like "and it's already freezing in there, so even if anything paranormal was happening you wouldn't even know it if the temperature had dropped!" That was a hilarious thought.
But also kinda spooky, yaknow?
I want someone to make a horror game with this as their reference
What mark suggessted would actually be a great game concept honestly
Some one should make a 5 nights at elementary and make him a character and the twist should be he's just a man who died and is stuck in limbo
Clip's only 5 hours old...100% chance someone is already coding a FNAF spinoff featuring this story.
Bob never got the Animatronics in the back of the ally way and never played an audio cue so it was just a normal job and they stopped paying him because he damaged equipment or so it says on the browser
Everyone watching the FNAF movie is gonna scream "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?" during the "bite" scene. Can't wait!
Bob's looking good these days
WAS THAT THE BOB OF 87?!
I would love for somebody to make a movie about a dude in a horrifying setting with a monster like this, but the dudes chill so the monsters chill with him being there, and so they kind of just coexist together while he’s working there
Bob's story exactly sounds like the goosebumps book: the haunted school.
I love that in the beginning he talks about working at a Pizza place AND THATS NOT THE FNAF PART OF THE STORY
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Bob was haunted until the ghosts took out all their vengence on his FRIDGES! Buh Buh BUUUUUUM!
Imagine bob getting a email to come back or something
How nice of those ghosts to actually give Bob a paycheck
Can someone animate this whole conversation this would be funny to see and put Bob in like a five nights at Freddy’s security guard outfit that would be funny
I swear if Mark doesn’t make a horror movie about this and have Bob play himself, I’m gonna LOSE IT!
I never had any super weird jobs like that. But one time I had a job at Walmart as an overnight stocker, and my coworkers and boss saw this really weird guy walking around outside around 3am looking for something in the empty parking lot. He was there several nights in a row that week. Not sure what that was all about. We never found out who he was or what he was looking for, but it was really weird.
He must have been a homeless guy.
Got to be honest, this sounds more like Bob unintentionally became the front to an illegitimate business or shell company. He was literally paid to sit there all day to give off the appearance that actual work took place in that building. "look here's an actual physical location of our totally real organization/school. See we even have a front desk worker! By the way, tuitions $2500, upfront. Cash only."
Triangle of fairness!
This sounds so much like the people where I'm currently located. They literally get paid to sit on their butts all day and do pretty much nothing but help maybe a couple of people now and then. I'd go for a job like that.
I need an actual game of this!
Aww Bob displaying the Lexian plushie
Mark was having FNAF flashbacks
We need a game of this
Bob was just out there casually cosplaying as Michael Afton.
And then, down at the end of the corridor, he heard “You’ll always be my superstar…”
As someone who attended a charter school K-9th… this hit differently 😂😂
Is that lixain plushy in bob’s shelf in the back ground
Honestly this isnt so much a horror story as it is just a casual tale of a normal charter school in action. Or maybe it is more horror story than we want to admit given that this is genuinely how bad most charter schools are run.
This is going to be turn into a FNAF fangame in the near future.
that is so weird that bob experienced this.
"Bobs school nights" Sounds like a good enough title for a game
This would be a hilarious horror story, the animatronics or whatever trying to be scary and the guard, bob, just doesn’t care and sits in his office browsing Reddit.
I quit part 2 is currently my favourite episode and this whole bit is a bug reason why 😂
Bob being the star of a horror movie would be something everyone is gonna wanna watch
This sounds so much like the Sherlock Holmes short story "The Red-Headed League"! What were they trying to keep Bob away from?
Sadly Bob that is really similar to my experience in a public charter school.
we built it for real
From the minds of five nights at freddy's, presents the spin off Five days of elementary.
Starring Bob "Muyskerm"
Can someone tell me how to or where to watch the dull podcast?, I think there's a way to do it on Spotify but I don't know how
Plot twist: It closed during the summer.
Imagine getting money from a ghost to watch over their haunted building lol
Where can I find that plushie behind Bob?
Egg
cheese
@@bah6951bacon
Toast 🍞 ;D
Apple
hot sauce
As an educator, all of that sounds normal.
Plot twist, Bob is the purple guy
I just realized that bob has a lixian plush… neat.