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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 22. 03. 2021
- r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a romantic gentleman looking for the love of his life. He attempts to find his better half by writing a long wishlist and posting it online. He's basically looking for a supermodel love-slave who likes to cook and has "thick muscle thighs." Can't say I blame you, buddy. Aren't we all? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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Why is it so hard to find a nice girl with thick muscle thighs? đ
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The donut story where his normal voice gradually turns into a Kevin's voice is beautiful. XD
@oOOghabelugha same honestly nothing stinks more than grabbing a familiar looking one and it be the exact flavor filling you hate and you end up wasting it
I've found its usually easier just to bring in a box of regular glazed. Or half glazed & half chocolate. lol.
Somehow I agree with that. Those donuts are kinda cheaper anyway.
I love it when that happens! I can't wait to see that
In my experience it's always the jelly filled donuts that nobody ever wants. Maybe there is some merit into leaving those out. I always do when I bring donuts for coworkers.
The girlfriend list thing reminded me of the funniest one I saw. It went like:
1. Must be alive
2. Must be a girl (negotiable)
Lol. That one actually sounds way more reasonable than the one in the video.
bisexual energy
I spent the last 60 seconds laughing out loud. Thank you
Those "girlfriend requirement lists" are never not cringeworthy. I like how they're always spelled out as a list of demands as if anyone is going to take them up on their "offer," especially the obvious controlling behavior ones (Must do everything I say, must allow me to look through your phone, etc). And the funny thing is that's not how relationships work anyway... you don't put out your list of demands and then expect women to line up at your door like it's a job interview, you meet someone and then decide whether or not you like that person enough to spend a lot of time with them. And, this is the big thing, YOU have to bring something to the table as well.
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"I'm not trying to sound ungrateful"
*proceeds to sound ungrateful*
Well, they did try. Failed miserably, but tried.
this has the same vibe as "Im not racist buuuuuuut........"
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I mean he could absolutely have phrased it better, but the sentiment "If your buying food to share, please get crowd pleasers so everyone has a good chance of enjoying them" isn't entitled.
@@Estarile IDK, isn't it though? It's an EXTRA. He could bring in crab juice for all it matters and no one would be worse off, because you don't HAVE to consume it. Take it or don't, it's up to each person. No complaining. People have brought in things I absolutely didn't want. I said "No, thank you," and that was that. If someone wants to tell me what to bring in, they'll soon find me bringing nothing in. I'll just save my money and time. $20+ extra in my pocket and 30-40 mins of extra sleep in the morning - I can live with that.
I love how R started the donut one in his voice, sensed bullshit and swiftly changed to his Kevin voice
Best transition in CZcams history
Lmaođ
Honestly that's how I was reading it too. Thought it'd be about dietary restrictions/allergies but NOPE, just an asshole.
Is it bad that I donât necessarily see the bad in this? I mean, it IS very choosing beggar, but a quick survey could be helpful if someone did wanna do that for their coworkers.
But also, man if youâre so upset about it but your own donuts. â ïž
@@faeri_ Tbh a survey for something one coworker is doing is a little much, unless youâre suggesting that the coworker themself do it
"How do you know if someone's a horse girl? They'll tell you"
See also: vegans.
Or volunteer firefighters. Source: am a volunteer firefighter xD
Or Tesla owners. Source: Plainrock124
See also: Single moms
See also: Nice girls
What do you mean i'll instantly tell everyone that i'm a vegan and so much healthier and better in any wa...oh, that's what you mean đ
The second story... the way RSlash starts with a normal voice and goes into hysteric Entitlement. Love it
Nice voice move indeed
"Not you the clown me the clown"
Wise words indeed.
Some guy: Comments a SpongeBob line
*Everybody liked that*
i wonder if he realized it was spongebob đ€Ł
i donât think rslash got the reference but maybe he just didnât wanna put the scene over the video đ
Lol, one of my fave lines from Chocolate with Nuts
I use that line to talk about reality show sob stories, itâs beautiful.
If youâre gonna steal material, steal the best. đ
The story with the vegan demanding vegan food annoys me so much, as a kid i was allergic to so much thats normal to use in desserts. I litteraly brought my own cake to other peoples birthdayparties. The one time i spontaneously went to a party without planning and cake, the mother took a muffin without cream (what i was allergic to) and, took off the cream from a piece of cake so that i could eat it
We actually had a small artificially sweetened cake at my wedding next to the tiramisu. Iâve lived with T1D since I was 15. My aunt had T2D and the daughter of one of my friends was recently diagnosed with T1D at the age of 12 so it was way worth it.
@@aroach544 haha i understand the confusion, where I'm from muffin and cupcakes are both called muffin, I meant cupcake in this comment đ
@@Bubblycosplays ooh, where I'm from they're two different things. They're even made different, whoops
Yeah i have celiac (can't eat gluten) so im simply used to not being able to eat what others eat. Fortunately i found out about it when i was 16 so didnt have to grow up with it but i would never assume someone even had something i could eat
This is exactly why I had gluten free cupcakes (in addition to the wedding cake) at my wedding and a wide variety of food. Being invited somewhere and not being able to eat sucks.
Karen: I fired my last trainer.
Me: You did him a f*cking favour.
Karen: you're not cheap enough for me, you're fired!
DogTrainer: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
As a collector myself, the council declares that that âcollectorâ that was being Sinophobic is not a collector and shall be banished to the pile of infinite shovelware for his crimes
you can sometimes just hear Rslash's voice changing when he thinks its a choosing beggar or karen or kevin lol
Day 1 of telling rslash to censor curse words with Yugo's bark
Yes, yes, Y E S
@@shiningemerald5591 Yes! Yes! Yes!
Your fighting the good fight
yes
Day 1 of supporting this wholeheartedly.
"This isn't a red flag, this is a communist revolution." đđđ
The follow up comment to I have glass bones and paper skin should have been someone screaming about chocolate
CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
CHOOOOOCLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
_proceeds to chase aggressively_
@@silverflight01 CHOOOOCOLATE FINAILY IVE BEEN CHASING YOUE TWO ALL DAY AND NOW THAT I HAVE YOU! *normal voice* Iâd like to buy all your chocolate bars *pulls out massive wad of cash*
It's funny how all of these people on r/choosingbeggars who seek girlfriends think these women would want them...
Keep in mind...its his second girlfriend hes looking for lol. It should be pretty obvious why hes having such a hard time finding a girl at all lol.
Literally my thought while listening to that. "What kind of prize do you think you are that entire girls are clamouring to qualify?!"
He doesnât want a girlfriend. He wants a s3x slave.
The girlfriend guy forgot his last demand.
_24) Must understand that I will be single the rest of my pathetic life._
I kind of get the donut one. I've seen a lot of donuts from randomly assorted boxes end up in the trash. It's not about people not getting the flavor they like, personally I just don't like seeing food going to waste. A lot of bakeries will give specific types of donuts for an assortment if you ask for them and it doesn't usually cost any different from the random assortment.
"this is not a red flag this is a communist revolution" LOOOL indeed xD
That was great
CB: he gets wild when guests come over and I have to put him in the car
Me: wait....the car? Alone? For who knows how long?
I hate that these choosing beggars think saying that I can buy this somewhere else is a good threat like it makes no sense
Their logic is that they can make it sound like there's a high demand for the item they want so that the seller will have to bend over backwards to make their sale happen. So, basically, they're pretty much operating off of Used Car Salesman logic... The key difference is the buyers of used cars tend to ah...*ahem*...HAVE the money available. >;3
Just in time. I woke up craving this instead of coffee.
Me too đŽ
Ah, you're a man (woman?) of culture.
Saaame
Wow. Now THAT'S a serious craving, Fam. Lol.đđđđ
I actually completely agree about the doughnuts. When buying for random people, itâs better to just get the basic doughnuts or whatever. Basic isnât easiest. If you like any doughnuts, then you pretty much have to like basic
Haha, I buy almost all filled when I bring them in to work. Regular glazed is an abomination as far as I'm concerned. And anyone who can't appreciate a good chocolate covered Boston cream doughnut is no friend of mine, though I have yet to see a person like that. People might down-talk filled doughnuts, but they are always the first to go, and regular glazed is always, always dead last, in every place I ever worked.
I dont like filled donuts. Not gonna complain about them though, just wont eat them.
@@mariposa9506 yeah definitely. Iâm not gonna complain about it to them, thatâs crazy. But ranting about it anonymously online? Sure whatever. For me, I like plain glazed, chocolate iced with white cream, chocolate doughnut, cookies and cream, etc. But I despite any fruit filling, caramel, or anything peanut butter related. I just think basic has broader appeal, people will choose the flavored variety first, IF their flavors are present. I think the main issue is: I need some doughnuts
Same here and I usually don't agree with the beggars. Unless you really know the people and what they like, generic's the way to go. I agree with Rslash about not bringing in a dozen of duplicates, but I think the beggar meant they didn't want a random assortment of wild card donuts. I also agree about not ranting about it to the donut provider's face. But maybe if you just keep casually mentioning what your favorite donuts are, you might get lucky and see that in the box some time, I dunno.
@@mariposa9506 You have made me sad (Sad face emoticon).
Being Single Mother and using a child are not used for discount
@AYAH ASAD tell my parents that they milked my age for discounts till I was too old to do it anymore đđđ I donât blame them discounts at spends restaurants are nice
@AYAH ASAD lmao that wouldnât work đ youâd need to be at-least a toddler for that to work, now since youâre 14 tho some places let 12 year olds and younger eat free or eat for less or pay less so you could do that, it depends on where you live and if you look young enough. 14 was usually the cut off so my parents always said I was 12 until I didnât look 12 anymore đ Iâm not upset with them what so ever.
@@hunterjardine7148 most places will do it even if they think the kid is a little older. It's not like they ask for birth certificates lol. Plus, most servers dont really care because truth be told, the less they have to spend on their meal, the more they can tip you, and generally do if you get them the hook ups. Not everyone, but after some experience, you can pretty much tell who will be entitled, and who will be grateful.
âLike Iâm not trying to sound ungrateful but...â
Yet youâre doing such a good job at it - youâre a natural! đ
As a person who used to work in a donut shop we give half regular and half the donuts that don't sell when you ask for a random assortment
My favorite part of that girlfriend list was the "must come with me on dates part" like isn't that the point of a date, or was he planning on dating other women and she had to be a mandatory third wheel?
The vegan wanting her own cake reminds me of this lady I worked with last year. It was someone elseâs birthday & she came down to our office to get treats. The cake hadnât arrived yet, nor the birthday person. She was pissed off that there were no chocolates & when I told her the cake was on its way, she snapped that she couldnât eat it because she needed gluten free. She didnât even want to celebrate, she just wanted to take whatever she could & leave
On the last story: the CB puts her Dog in the Car when people come over!!! Really, like how is that not animal abuse?
After I finished high school I worked full time for two and a half years to save money for college. I worked through a temp agency and changed jobs several times, but I spent the better part of two years between two jobs. On my last day at both of them, I brought random assorted donuts for my coworkers and everyone really appreciated it. Except for the one guy who wanted to know why I didn't bring any muffins.
I had a similar experience. When the idiot asked me why I didn't buy any blueberry muffins, I responded, "Why didn't you?". That shut him up.
ah yes something to listen to to feel better about myself đ
12:20 My gracious, how is he still available? He sounds *so* hot that this wall flower is wilting. Bruh. đ€Šđ
I feel like the horse lady wasnât wrong even if she was a bit snarky. Depending on the size of the community etc. What if it had been four dogs or four cats running down the street? Color and size is like the minimum for an eye witness. Lol.
So you're on your way somewhere, maybe driving fast and assess what you can of the situation, post it to be helpful, and you are graded on amount of details? Is it more helpful not to post at all?
@@mariposa9506 They said they weren't trying to have a go. Their attitude in their response was gross but wanting more details to find it it's their horse is completely reasonable
@@mariposa9506 in a rural community typically you would stop what you were doing and try to keep the animals out of the road and do everything you can to find the owners, because if the livestock is hit the owner is liable to lose everything they own. i truly believe this is a case of a city person moving to a rural area and not understanding how the culture works, and a country person being upset that someone doesn't have what they deem to be "common sense" because they didn't grow up in a culture that accepts that kind of behaviour.
i.e., say OP was on their way to work. A city person will be worried about getting reprimanded for being late even if they saved someone's life on the way there. a country person will not typically be reprimanded for stopping to assist with escaped livestock, at least as long as their fellow employees and management are also from the same culture, which is often the case in rural communities.
TL;DR: it's not about who did more wrong or right, it's about how both of those people involved had extremely different standards of communication on the issue, and neither of them saw the others' perspective, so instead of being understanding and learning from the issue both of them chose to stay in their small little worlds and be snarky and learn nothing. OP saw CB as nothing more than a Karen, and CB saw OP as an idiot. In actuality, both had more to gain from earnestly listening to each other. Both had the opportunity to learn and grow, but chose ego.
@@possumguts if someone explained math to me that clearly, I'd have so much more self-esteem. 10/10 explantion
@@michalaswindail783 They could have asked for more information without being a patronizing bitch about it but hey, itâs the horse world. Itâs full of people like her. And itâs pretty insulting to say ânot trying to have a goâ while they nitpick the shit out of the personâs comment.
"How do you know if someone's a horse girl? Don't worry, she'll tell you."
One time I made the mistake of complaining that horse girls never shut up about horses, within the hearing of a horse girl. She got angry at me and went off on a 45 minute rant about how great horses are. I just said, "Thanks for proving my point." and left.
The guy in the thumb nail actually looks like someone who would ask for feet picks.
Ironic that someone into feet would be in a THUMBnail.
We're not all like that. Believe me. That's definitely an edge case person who's just a weirdo. The vast majority of us feet people, are normal humans.
@@Th3BlackLotus well yeah we are. If they didn't feel creeped out by us before knowing we had a foot fetish, them knowing doesn't change how we act. I'd like to add.
"Requirements to be my girlfriend v2.0", this sounds like an episode of Criminal Minds in the making
Dude, the donut story makes more sense than any other one! Just get a box of glazed or powdered. Donât waste your money. Chocolate is a bad choice for that though, because there are definitely people who hate chocolate donuts. Glazed is plain and sugary and powdered can easily be paired with your cup of coffee to make it better.
Agreed.
7:00 anyone got there childhood revived for a second here.
I guess chocolate didnât work, thatâs why theyâre trying lip balm đ
1:35
Not gonna lie I understand the perspective but the random selection is more beneficial.
Yeah, it's not choosingbeggary when it's on an anonymous board, and suggesting a way to better spend money.
As someone who likes to try the random ones and don't care about weird stuff: please always get the random assortment so I can scavenge the "weird donuts" and get double the donuts. It's my ecological niche. Don't get rid of it.
Here for my daily dose of rSlash
I love seeing posts that say "my gf/bf must have all 20 of these things" because the best response is "and what do *you* bring to the table?"
Yo that captain crunch donut sounds GOOD. Ungrateful, lol
Right? Lol
Lmao, that spongebob quote made my day.
The horse Karen was mad at the wrong person. đ đđđ
She stated she was mad that she was in a panic because she couldn't even find OP's original post about 4 horses and went out looking for her 2 because her "friend" told her about OP's post..... if Karen's "friend" actually liked Karen why was her information about 2 vs 4 horses left out??? đ€ đ€Ł so even if OP had included color and tack it would not have mattered much because Karen's "friend" didn't tell her the correct number of horses even.
Karen is mad that her "friend" slyly tricked her.
1:43 where he turns into the entitled voice. Its really satisfying honestly
13:57 THE CHIPS IN MY MOUTH JUST FLEW ONTO MY KEYBOARD IM WHEEZING.
Me searching a girlfriend
1. Must be female ( optional )
lmao
You get more standards the more relationships you've been in. But those standards are like "she actually tells you what she's feeling" and "doesn't give you the silent treatment" rather than like, a cup size or anything like that.
Me searching for a girlfriend
1. Must be biologically female (cannot be trans)
2. Cannot be older than me (24M)
3. Cannot be a minor
4. Cannot be a Karen
5. Isnât related to any Kevins
6. Isnât a choosing beggar
7. Isnât entitled
I joined this sub- redit recently
I love how rSlash escalated the choosingbeggar-ness of OP in the second story xD
Getting back from school and seeing this, make my day way better.
I agree with the donut one, but just not in an asshole way. I agree that buying just normal and chocolate glazed is such a better option, but itâs their money so oh well
Did anyone else notice in that last story that the choosing beggar claimed they were on disability benefits then later said they lost their job due to covid, I don't know about the country this story is from but here in the UK you can't claim disability benefits if you are healthy enough to hold a job, which means that if this beggar was claiming those benefits while they were still working then they just admitted to committing benefit fraud.
There's a disability benefit you can claim in the UK whilst working called PIP (it's meant to support the extra expenses of being disabled so you don't have to be unable to work to get it). It's the other benefits you can't get whilst working. Not that it makes the woman in the story any better!
Lol that comment throwback from SpongeBob đđ "I was born with glass bones and paper skin..." That's one of the best SpongeBob episodes in my opinion.
1:38 you can tell heâs slowly realising op is the choosing begger
Thank u for your videos, Ive been watching them a lot recently since I've been in hospital :)
Aw get better soon!!!
@@mrdidibekfeast3704 thank u! I phrased is badly like I was still in hospital, I got out yesterday morning so hey, that's something :))
This guy post some amazing content
CB: "I won't judge you if you say no!"
OP: "No"
CB: *texts a crap ton of cursewords*
Lady, what happened to being able to say no?
As a random act of generosity, I bought a couple dozen croissants for the guys at the plant I worked at. I did it once.
"Oh, my God - how could anyone think we'd want these!"
"Why couldn't you have brought donuts instead!?"
"Were you too cheap to get us all coffee, too?"
Goodmorning everyone! I hope you all have a great day!
ayeeeeeee, you too
Good morning likewise to you
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Thank you, sweetie! You too!đđđ
Last time I was this early, my dad still loved me
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Don't worry perfect waifu I've been there too
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Always gotta be early
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rSlash has now bamboozled me as he has thrown his rhythm (list of what video he posts on what day) out the window and i like it as it always keeps me guessing on what he posts each day
6:45 that SpongeBob reference deserved gold for how funny that was đđđ
Reading âRSlash uploaded r/choosingbeggarsâ is the only thing that brings me joy anymore
Just don't go enslaving a bunch of unicorns please
@@Nerobyrne wtf
@@spizzz2 It's a reference to The Last Unicorn.
Great movie đż
@@Nerobyrne ah, i was so confused lmao
@@Nerobyrne I will now do that out of pure spite
6:42 believe it or not, this line is actually from spongebob in the episode chocolate
"Start rubbin me wit da chawklit", haha, my favorite.
Always look forward to my nine in the morning dose of rslash!
I love coming home from school and watch the new r/ video everyday
I agree about buying the Sortman of donuts. Krispy Kreme is huge in my area and even around the office that I work at. As Covid was starting one of my supervisors decided to bring a big assortment for all of us to cheer us up, I donât know what I picked because I couldnât see what donut it was but it was really good! Being a visually impaired person lets you at least enjoy some thing even if it has a lot of glazed cream on top!
Listening to rslash's voice is like going to heaven
Yeah
His voice does sound relaxing though, which is why he has a channel that focuses on reading stories. Imagine if he had a screechy-entitled-5-year-old type of voice. I'd definitely just go to Reddit myself and read the posts there.
I don't know what it is that makes me love r/choosing beggars so much. I think it's just the sheer audacity of these clowns that makes these wildly entertaining
CB: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, let's help him!
real collectors dont try to haggle. like 'real' influencers, whatever the price is, theyll pay through the nose no questions asked
I love how at 1:01 your voice gradually grows more and more entitled lol
I love starting the day with R Slash and a cup of coffee.
I've recently have been watching your vids and I'm enjoying it great stuff man
6:42-6:58 There's a Spongebob reference in there for you guys!
Also, for that last post, that person is getting money for not working, but she can't exactly save up for obedience training for her dog. Depending on where you are in the nation, you can only have a certain amount of money in your possession. If the people who provide your SSDI hear that you have even a cent more than you should, they're gonna demand for that money back.
Yay someone else noticed the Spongebob reference. đ
Thank you! I was like "Wait does he not know that's a Spongebob quote?" But I love that he got such a kick out of it! :)
im not buying a second cake for your dietary preference.
Thank you for coming through this 2.30am NZ time Rslash đ
Has the master negotiation tactic of "I found this item at a lower price elsewhere, sell me yours for that or lower," ever worked?
The donut story: I sort of agree in my head with the random donuts đ
We have a guy that does this and no one eats the one with lucky charms. I think (in my head because Iâm not stupid) why keep buying those? No one ever eats them. Tell the store to take that out!
I'm from a small town and on my way to lunch I always went by the town's newspaper office(whatever it's called) and the owner would always stop me and give me a free copy of the paper if she knew I was in it.
I remember when you had 15 subscribers and then all of a sudden this ish blew up hard!đ
The donut one was funny to me because of how rslash slowly changed their voice as the person became more and more of a choosing beggar..
Just get to know your coworkers and buy the donuts they like. I literally buy a tailored box everytime and everyone loves it. It's not a difficult factoid to remember who likes what kind of donut lol
I disagree that the donut thing is a choosing beggar. I think this was a case of OP needing to use his words more effectively. OP wasn't saying "don't get a random assortment" though he did use those words. It was more trying to say "don't get a WEIRD random assortment". OP said get the normal random assortment of "glazed,, powdered, chocolate, cream filling" but most telling is this line (emphasis mine) "SOMETHING YOU KNOW EVERYONE EATS". He even says "more often than not, they don't get eaten and you have to throw them away" while also mentioning a weird cream filled donut with cereal on top. The store I used to work at stopoed making those because we sold very little of them.
This wasn't a choosing beggar. I think this was a misunderstanding based on OP's ineffective communication skills.
I also lack English Communicative skills..and my native Language's
I once got a donut with MnMs on it it was sooooo good
That lip gloss story made me laugh with the response that is a quote from Spongebob XD
The donut story got me, Iâm always the guy that buys the donuts, and nobody ever eats them.
The person that bought the donuts with the Capân Crunch and the special K, spent big money on those, special donuts arenât the cheapest.
Voodoo Donuts sells expensive donuts, crazy ones, damn good...
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15:54 You're not trashing on ssdi rslash, I found myself having to deal with that, what you're doing is calling out a shitty person, big difference there.
Edit: this reminds me of an ex I had when I was struggling to work for $10/hr, juggle car payments, full coverage insurance and that gas it took for a 45 minute commute to work and the over 4 hours total worth of gas it took to visit her each weekend. She admitted to me that she had a P.O. Box in another county so she could get foodstamps and was in the process of going for ssi while having medicaid... Yet I was the freeloader. Ya know, the person who was spread so thin financially that buying off brand soda was a luxury, or eating something other than potatoes during the week was also a luxury, let alone buying some food from a fast food place.
Am I calling her a freeloader? No, I understood where she was coming from as far as the social aid programs she was on as I couldn't qualify for them and knew their importance... however... that mightn't be the best position to be in to judge someone who's drowning financially partially because they don't want to try and bend laws to get aid... just my opinion...
That SSDI CB is full of it, my brother lost his right arm in a machine accident a few years ago and STILL holds down a full time job, supports his family AND has two puppers. He never uses his missing arm for anything other than gallows humor.
If you're bringing free food, you're awesome! And I agree, random is best because the more options, the more likely there is one you would like.
DONUTS ARE DONUTS
Requirements for girlfriend
1.must be born female
ok, that was amazing to see rslash gradually switched to his choosing beggar voice during the donut story.
The guy with the list of requirements for a girlfriend - the neckbeard is SO STRONG with this one! Ugh.
âHow do you know if someoneâs a horse girl? Donât worry, theyâll tell you.â
See also: theatre kids.
Being a horse girl AND a theater kid; can confirm.
Is it bad that I kinda agree with the donut story? Iâm grateful when someone brings in a box, but there are time when I see whatâs there, and know these are donuts that always end up sitting in the box all day.
the fact that i was more excited to watch this video then to celebrate my birthday today đ§đ»
Happy Birthday from Germany !
@@mrn234 yooo thanks man
Love it love it love it when someone tries to lowball a private seller by saying they are looking at similar product from another seller. Like, I'm not a store, I'm not obligated to price match.