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  • r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a romantic gentleman looking for the love of his life. He attempts to find his better half by writing a long wishlist and posting it online. He's basically looking for a supermodel love-slave who likes to cook and has "thick muscle thighs." Can't say I blame you, buddy. Aren't we all? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 3 lety +795

    Why is it so hard to find a nice girl with thick muscle thighs? 😞

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 3 lety +1214

    The donut story where his normal voice gradually turns into a Kevin's voice is beautiful. XD

    • @pixelman6193
      @pixelman6193 Pƙed 3 lety +52

      @oOOghabelugha same honestly nothing stinks more than grabbing a familiar looking one and it be the exact flavor filling you hate and you end up wasting it

    • @rebeccamount50
      @rebeccamount50 Pƙed 3 lety +44

      I've found its usually easier just to bring in a box of regular glazed. Or half glazed & half chocolate. lol.

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Somehow I agree with that. Those donuts are kinda cheaper anyway.

    • @deadlockraven1849
      @deadlockraven1849 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I love it when that happens! I can't wait to see that

    • @Nekulturny
      @Nekulturny Pƙed 3 lety +7

      In my experience it's always the jelly filled donuts that nobody ever wants. Maybe there is some merit into leaving those out. I always do when I bring donuts for coworkers.

  • @deftash4964
    @deftash4964 Pƙed 3 lety +355

    The girlfriend list thing reminded me of the funniest one I saw. It went like:
    1. Must be alive
    2. Must be a girl (negotiable)

    • @1993Southparkfan
      @1993Southparkfan Pƙed 3 lety +41

      Lol. That one actually sounds way more reasonable than the one in the video.

    • @asaasa7900
      @asaasa7900 Pƙed 3 lety +34

      bisexual energy

    • @sophiatroanska1432
      @sophiatroanska1432 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      I spent the last 60 seconds laughing out loud. Thank you

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Those "girlfriend requirement lists" are never not cringeworthy. I like how they're always spelled out as a list of demands as if anyone is going to take them up on their "offer," especially the obvious controlling behavior ones (Must do everything I say, must allow me to look through your phone, etc). And the funny thing is that's not how relationships work anyway... you don't put out your list of demands and then expect women to line up at your door like it's a job interview, you meet someone and then decide whether or not you like that person enough to spend a lot of time with them. And, this is the big thing, YOU have to bring something to the table as well.

    • @ivoplaninic9356
      @ivoplaninic9356 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Send link and/or screenshot

  • @NinjaBoy641
    @NinjaBoy641 Pƙed 3 lety +375

    "I'm not trying to sound ungrateful"
    *proceeds to sound ungrateful*

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Well, they did try. Failed miserably, but tried.

    • @Angel3x111
      @Angel3x111 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      this has the same vibe as "Im not racist buuuuuuut........"

    • @AquamarineMemories
      @AquamarineMemories Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Task failed successfully!

    • @Estarile
      @Estarile Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I mean he could absolutely have phrased it better, but the sentiment "If your buying food to share, please get crowd pleasers so everyone has a good chance of enjoying them" isn't entitled.

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@Estarile IDK, isn't it though? It's an EXTRA. He could bring in crab juice for all it matters and no one would be worse off, because you don't HAVE to consume it. Take it or don't, it's up to each person. No complaining. People have brought in things I absolutely didn't want. I said "No, thank you," and that was that. If someone wants to tell me what to bring in, they'll soon find me bringing nothing in. I'll just save my money and time. $20+ extra in my pocket and 30-40 mins of extra sleep in the morning - I can live with that.

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta Pƙed 3 lety +589

    I love how R started the donut one in his voice, sensed bullshit and swiftly changed to his Kevin voice

    • @h.f.a.1221
      @h.f.a.1221 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      Best transition in CZcams history

    • @deadbread5736
      @deadbread5736 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Lmao😂

    • @Nepafarius
      @Nepafarius Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Honestly that's how I was reading it too. Thought it'd be about dietary restrictions/allergies but NOPE, just an asshole.

    • @faeri_
      @faeri_ Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Is it bad that I don’t necessarily see the bad in this? I mean, it IS very choosing beggar, but a quick survey could be helpful if someone did wanna do that for their coworkers.
      But also, man if you’re so upset about it but your own donuts. ☠

    • @h.f.a.1221
      @h.f.a.1221 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@faeri_ Tbh a survey for something one coworker is doing is a little much, unless you’re suggesting that the coworker themself do it

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur Pƙed 3 lety +353

    "How do you know if someone's a horse girl? They'll tell you"
    See also: vegans.

    • @Micsmit_45
      @Micsmit_45 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Or volunteer firefighters. Source: am a volunteer firefighter xD

    • @Rebrutez
      @Rebrutez Pƙed 3 lety +12

      Or Tesla owners. Source: Plainrock124

    • @sarcasticastronaut8098
      @sarcasticastronaut8098 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      See also: Single moms

    • @zeroxblossom5670
      @zeroxblossom5670 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      See also: Nice girls

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl Pƙed 3 lety +6

      What do you mean i'll instantly tell everyone that i'm a vegan and so much healthier and better in any wa...oh, that's what you mean 😅

  • @nightlystalkers
    @nightlystalkers Pƙed 3 lety +250

    The second story... the way RSlash starts with a normal voice and goes into hysteric Entitlement. Love it

    • @urduib
      @urduib Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Nice voice move indeed

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee Pƙed 3 lety +11

    "Not you the clown me the clown"
    Wise words indeed.

  • @elijahpatterson2596
    @elijahpatterson2596 Pƙed 3 lety +220

    Some guy: Comments a SpongeBob line
    *Everybody liked that*

    • @lizzieconn8974
      @lizzieconn8974 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      i wonder if he realized it was spongebob đŸ€Ł

    • @demo3645
      @demo3645 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      i don’t think rslash got the reference but maybe he just didn’t wanna put the scene over the video 😂

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Lol, one of my fave lines from Chocolate with Nuts

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I use that line to talk about reality show sob stories, it’s beautiful.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Pƙed 3 lety +4

      If you’re gonna steal material, steal the best. 😂

  • @Bubblycosplays
    @Bubblycosplays Pƙed 3 lety +238

    The story with the vegan demanding vegan food annoys me so much, as a kid i was allergic to so much thats normal to use in desserts. I litteraly brought my own cake to other peoples birthdayparties. The one time i spontaneously went to a party without planning and cake, the mother took a muffin without cream (what i was allergic to) and, took off the cream from a piece of cake so that i could eat it

    • @The_momur
      @The_momur Pƙed 3 lety +16

      We actually had a small artificially sweetened cake at my wedding next to the tiramisu. I’ve lived with T1D since I was 15. My aunt had T2D and the daughter of one of my friends was recently diagnosed with T1D at the age of 12 so it was way worth it.

    • @Bubblycosplays
      @Bubblycosplays Pƙed 3 lety +12

      @@aroach544 haha i understand the confusion, where I'm from muffin and cupcakes are both called muffin, I meant cupcake in this comment 😅

    • @aroach544
      @aroach544 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@Bubblycosplays ooh, where I'm from they're two different things. They're even made different, whoops

    • @rasmuskp93
      @rasmuskp93 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Yeah i have celiac (can't eat gluten) so im simply used to not being able to eat what others eat. Fortunately i found out about it when i was 16 so didnt have to grow up with it but i would never assume someone even had something i could eat

    • @Caffeinatedwife
      @Caffeinatedwife Pƙed 3 lety +6

      This is exactly why I had gluten free cupcakes (in addition to the wedding cake) at my wedding and a wide variety of food. Being invited somewhere and not being able to eat sucks.

  • @BloodThirstyAvengers
    @BloodThirstyAvengers Pƙed 3 lety +83

    Karen: I fired my last trainer.
    Me: You did him a f*cking favour.

    • @agentmaryland1239
      @agentmaryland1239 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Karen: you're not cheap enough for me, you're fired!
      DogTrainer: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!

  • @hgu
    @hgu Pƙed 3 lety +50

    As a collector myself, the council declares that that “collector” that was being Sinophobic is not a collector and shall be banished to the pile of infinite shovelware for his crimes

  • @Amira-ml4ww
    @Amira-ml4ww Pƙed 3 lety +69

    you can sometimes just hear Rslash's voice changing when he thinks its a choosing beggar or karen or kevin lol

  • @angeloncodm7477
    @angeloncodm7477 Pƙed 3 lety +457

    Day 1 of telling rslash to censor curse words with Yugo's bark

  • @carinaberglund2100
    @carinaberglund2100 Pƙed 3 lety +23

    "This isn't a red flag, this is a communist revolution." 😂😂😂

  • @jaysanchez5804
    @jaysanchez5804 Pƙed 3 lety +38

    The follow up comment to I have glass bones and paper skin should have been someone screaming about chocolate

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie Pƙed 3 lety +3

      CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      CHOOOOOCLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
      _proceeds to chase aggressively_

    • @joelowes7893
      @joelowes7893 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@silverflight01 CHOOOOCOLATE FINAILY IVE BEEN CHASING YOUE TWO ALL DAY AND NOW THAT I HAVE YOU! *normal voice* I’d like to buy all your chocolate bars *pulls out massive wad of cash*

  • @Igelmanz
    @Igelmanz Pƙed 3 lety +31

    It's funny how all of these people on r/choosingbeggars who seek girlfriends think these women would want them...

    • @Rhaenarys
      @Rhaenarys Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Keep in mind...its his second girlfriend hes looking for lol. It should be pretty obvious why hes having such a hard time finding a girl at all lol.

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Literally my thought while listening to that. "What kind of prize do you think you are that entire girls are clamouring to qualify?!"

    • @sophiatroanska1432
      @sophiatroanska1432 Pƙed 3 lety

      He doesn’t want a girlfriend. He wants a s3x slave.

  • @Jennifer-jt9cb
    @Jennifer-jt9cb Pƙed 3 lety +9

    The girlfriend guy forgot his last demand.
    _24) Must understand that I will be single the rest of my pathetic life._

  • @spectralumbra1568
    @spectralumbra1568 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    I kind of get the donut one. I've seen a lot of donuts from randomly assorted boxes end up in the trash. It's not about people not getting the flavor they like, personally I just don't like seeing food going to waste. A lot of bakeries will give specific types of donuts for an assortment if you ask for them and it doesn't usually cost any different from the random assortment.

  • @st4rpt_603
    @st4rpt_603 Pƙed 3 lety +75

    "this is not a red flag this is a communist revolution" LOOOL indeed xD

  • @Lucky-2552
    @Lucky-2552 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    CB: he gets wild when guests come over and I have to put him in the car
    Me: wait....the car? Alone? For who knows how long?

  • @thejblox28
    @thejblox28 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    I hate that these choosing beggars think saying that I can buy this somewhere else is a good threat like it makes no sense

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 Pƙed 3 lety

      Their logic is that they can make it sound like there's a high demand for the item they want so that the seller will have to bend over backwards to make their sale happen. So, basically, they're pretty much operating off of Used Car Salesman logic... The key difference is the buyers of used cars tend to ah...*ahem*...HAVE the money available. >;3

  • @FluorescentPhnix1
    @FluorescentPhnix1 Pƙed 3 lety +65

    Just in time. I woke up craving this instead of coffee.

  • @Arob4343
    @Arob4343 Pƙed 3 lety +24

    I actually completely agree about the doughnuts. When buying for random people, it’s better to just get the basic doughnuts or whatever. Basic isn’t easiest. If you like any doughnuts, then you pretty much have to like basic

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Haha, I buy almost all filled when I bring them in to work. Regular glazed is an abomination as far as I'm concerned. And anyone who can't appreciate a good chocolate covered Boston cream doughnut is no friend of mine, though I have yet to see a person like that. People might down-talk filled doughnuts, but they are always the first to go, and regular glazed is always, always dead last, in every place I ever worked.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      I dont like filled donuts. Not gonna complain about them though, just wont eat them.

    • @Arob4343
      @Arob4343 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@mariposa9506 yeah definitely. I’m not gonna complain about it to them, that’s crazy. But ranting about it anonymously online? Sure whatever. For me, I like plain glazed, chocolate iced with white cream, chocolate doughnut, cookies and cream, etc. But I despite any fruit filling, caramel, or anything peanut butter related. I just think basic has broader appeal, people will choose the flavored variety first, IF their flavors are present. I think the main issue is: I need some doughnuts

    • @InvdrDana
      @InvdrDana Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Same here and I usually don't agree with the beggars. Unless you really know the people and what they like, generic's the way to go. I agree with Rslash about not bringing in a dozen of duplicates, but I think the beggar meant they didn't want a random assortment of wild card donuts. I also agree about not ranting about it to the donut provider's face. But maybe if you just keep casually mentioning what your favorite donuts are, you might get lucky and see that in the box some time, I dunno.

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@mariposa9506 You have made me sad (Sad face emoticon).

  • @verysadcatc7897
    @verysadcatc7897 Pƙed 3 lety +54

    Being Single Mother and using a child are not used for discount

    • @hunterjardine7148
      @hunterjardine7148 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @AYAH ASAD tell my parents that they milked my age for discounts till I was too old to do it anymore 😂😂😂 I don’t blame them discounts at spends restaurants are nice

    • @hunterjardine7148
      @hunterjardine7148 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @AYAH ASAD lmao that wouldn’t work 😭 you’d need to be at-least a toddler for that to work, now since you’re 14 tho some places let 12 year olds and younger eat free or eat for less or pay less so you could do that, it depends on where you live and if you look young enough. 14 was usually the cut off so my parents always said I was 12 until I didn’t look 12 anymore 😂 I’m not upset with them what so ever.

    • @Rhaenarys
      @Rhaenarys Pƙed 3 lety

      @@hunterjardine7148 most places will do it even if they think the kid is a little older. It's not like they ask for birth certificates lol. Plus, most servers dont really care because truth be told, the less they have to spend on their meal, the more they can tip you, and generally do if you get them the hook ups. Not everyone, but after some experience, you can pretty much tell who will be entitled, and who will be grateful.

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience Pƙed 3 lety +5

    “Like I’m not trying to sound ungrateful but...”
    Yet you’re doing such a good job at it - you’re a natural! 👏

  • @readerminion6743
    @readerminion6743 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    As a person who used to work in a donut shop we give half regular and half the donuts that don't sell when you ask for a random assortment

  • @Chanterla1kuyoma
    @Chanterla1kuyoma Pƙed 3 lety +9

    My favorite part of that girlfriend list was the "must come with me on dates part" like isn't that the point of a date, or was he planning on dating other women and she had to be a mandatory third wheel?

  • @Remnants_
    @Remnants_ Pƙed 3 lety +5

    The vegan wanting her own cake reminds me of this lady I worked with last year. It was someone else’s birthday & she came down to our office to get treats. The cake hadn’t arrived yet, nor the birthday person. She was pissed off that there were no chocolates & when I told her the cake was on its way, she snapped that she couldn’t eat it because she needed gluten free. She didn’t even want to celebrate, she just wanted to take whatever she could & leave

  • @neonartb2512
    @neonartb2512 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    On the last story: the CB puts her Dog in the Car when people come over!!! Really, like how is that not animal abuse?

  • @alexmueller719
    @alexmueller719 Pƙed 3 lety +16

    After I finished high school I worked full time for two and a half years to save money for college. I worked through a temp agency and changed jobs several times, but I spent the better part of two years between two jobs. On my last day at both of them, I brought random assorted donuts for my coworkers and everyone really appreciated it. Except for the one guy who wanted to know why I didn't bring any muffins.

    • @tungstenanderson5991
      @tungstenanderson5991 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I had a similar experience. When the idiot asked me why I didn't buy any blueberry muffins, I responded, "Why didn't you?". That shut him up.

  • @raitasperkunas
    @raitasperkunas Pƙed 3 lety +15

    ah yes something to listen to to feel better about myself 💅

  • @ashh4929
    @ashh4929 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    12:20 My gracious, how is he still available? He sounds *so* hot that this wall flower is wilting. Bruh. đŸ€ŠđŸ˜‚

  • @wander.1ost
    @wander.1ost Pƙed 3 lety +46

    I feel like the horse lady wasn’t wrong even if she was a bit snarky. Depending on the size of the community etc. What if it had been four dogs or four cats running down the street? Color and size is like the minimum for an eye witness. Lol.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      So you're on your way somewhere, maybe driving fast and assess what you can of the situation, post it to be helpful, and you are graded on amount of details? Is it more helpful not to post at all?

    • @michalaswindail783
      @michalaswindail783 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @@mariposa9506 They said they weren't trying to have a go. Their attitude in their response was gross but wanting more details to find it it's their horse is completely reasonable

    • @possumguts
      @possumguts Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @@mariposa9506 in a rural community typically you would stop what you were doing and try to keep the animals out of the road and do everything you can to find the owners, because if the livestock is hit the owner is liable to lose everything they own. i truly believe this is a case of a city person moving to a rural area and not understanding how the culture works, and a country person being upset that someone doesn't have what they deem to be "common sense" because they didn't grow up in a culture that accepts that kind of behaviour.
      i.e., say OP was on their way to work. A city person will be worried about getting reprimanded for being late even if they saved someone's life on the way there. a country person will not typically be reprimanded for stopping to assist with escaped livestock, at least as long as their fellow employees and management are also from the same culture, which is often the case in rural communities.
      TL;DR: it's not about who did more wrong or right, it's about how both of those people involved had extremely different standards of communication on the issue, and neither of them saw the others' perspective, so instead of being understanding and learning from the issue both of them chose to stay in their small little worlds and be snarky and learn nothing. OP saw CB as nothing more than a Karen, and CB saw OP as an idiot. In actuality, both had more to gain from earnestly listening to each other. Both had the opportunity to learn and grow, but chose ego.

    • @Amber-uh5rz
      @Amber-uh5rz Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@possumguts if someone explained math to me that clearly, I'd have so much more self-esteem. 10/10 explantion

    • @RumbleDelta
      @RumbleDelta Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@michalaswindail783 They could have asked for more information without being a patronizing bitch about it but hey, it’s the horse world. It’s full of people like her. And it’s pretty insulting to say “not trying to have a go” while they nitpick the shit out of the person’s comment.

  • @pivotgurl
    @pivotgurl Pƙed 3 lety +6

    "How do you know if someone's a horse girl? Don't worry, she'll tell you."
    One time I made the mistake of complaining that horse girls never shut up about horses, within the hearing of a horse girl. She got angry at me and went off on a 45 minute rant about how great horses are. I just said, "Thanks for proving my point." and left.

  • @JoseAlvarez-hy1bp
    @JoseAlvarez-hy1bp Pƙed 3 lety +22

    The guy in the thumb nail actually looks like someone who would ask for feet picks.

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      Ironic that someone into feet would be in a THUMBnail.

    • @Th3BlackLotus
      @Th3BlackLotus Pƙed 3 lety +2

      We're not all like that. Believe me. That's definitely an edge case person who's just a weirdo. The vast majority of us feet people, are normal humans.

    • @xXrandomryzeXx
      @xXrandomryzeXx Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Th3BlackLotus well yeah we are. If they didn't feel creeped out by us before knowing we had a foot fetish, them knowing doesn't change how we act. I'd like to add.

  • @Jesi310
    @Jesi310 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    "Requirements to be my girlfriend v2.0", this sounds like an episode of Criminal Minds in the making

  • @SeraliaAerials
    @SeraliaAerials Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Dude, the donut story makes more sense than any other one! Just get a box of glazed or powdered. Don’t waste your money. Chocolate is a bad choice for that though, because there are definitely people who hate chocolate donuts. Glazed is plain and sugary and powdered can easily be paired with your cup of coffee to make it better.

  • @livelycomedy1481
    @livelycomedy1481 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    7:00 anyone got there childhood revived for a second here.

    • @osohombre
      @osohombre Pƙed 3 lety

      I guess chocolate didn’t work, that’s why they’re trying lip balm 😁

  • @brokenpieces5852
    @brokenpieces5852 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    1:35
    Not gonna lie I understand the perspective but the random selection is more beneficial.

    • @dhruvseoni8418
      @dhruvseoni8418 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yeah, it's not choosingbeggary when it's on an anonymous board, and suggesting a way to better spend money.

  • @GeneralArin
    @GeneralArin Pƙed 3 lety +4

    As someone who likes to try the random ones and don't care about weird stuff: please always get the random assortment so I can scavenge the "weird donuts" and get double the donuts. It's my ecological niche. Don't get rid of it.

  • @ZanderMaddenn
    @ZanderMaddenn Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Here for my daily dose of rSlash

  • @thedarkcat7484
    @thedarkcat7484 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I love seeing posts that say "my gf/bf must have all 20 of these things" because the best response is "and what do *you* bring to the table?"

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Yo that captain crunch donut sounds GOOD. Ungrateful, lol

  • @philosopherlogic
    @philosopherlogic Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Lmao, that spongebob quote made my day.

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings Pƙed 3 lety +4

    The horse Karen was mad at the wrong person. 😂 😂😂😂
    She stated she was mad that she was in a panic because she couldn't even find OP's original post about 4 horses and went out looking for her 2 because her "friend" told her about OP's post..... if Karen's "friend" actually liked Karen why was her information about 2 vs 4 horses left out??? đŸ€” đŸ€Ł so even if OP had included color and tack it would not have mattered much because Karen's "friend" didn't tell her the correct number of horses even.
    Karen is mad that her "friend" slyly tricked her.

  • @liamblackman7215
    @liamblackman7215 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    1:43 where he turns into the entitled voice. Its really satisfying honestly

  • @ashisharky
    @ashisharky Pƙed 3 lety +1

    13:57 THE CHIPS IN MY MOUTH JUST FLEW ONTO MY KEYBOARD IM WHEEZING.

  • @Professorkuchen
    @Professorkuchen Pƙed 3 lety +11

    Me searching a girlfriend
    1. Must be female ( optional )

    • @knifebaaastard
      @knifebaaastard Pƙed 3 lety

      lmao

    • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
      @myautobiographyafanfic1413 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      You get more standards the more relationships you've been in. But those standards are like "she actually tells you what she's feeling" and "doesn't give you the silent treatment" rather than like, a cup size or anything like that.

    • @brettbaglio1550
      @brettbaglio1550 Pƙed 3 lety

      Me searching for a girlfriend
      1. Must be biologically female (cannot be trans)
      2. Cannot be older than me (24M)
      3. Cannot be a minor
      4. Cannot be a Karen
      5. Isn’t related to any Kevins
      6. Isn’t a choosing beggar
      7. Isn’t entitled

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER Pƙed 3 lety +7

    I joined this sub- redit recently

  • @MagpieSkyline
    @MagpieSkyline Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I love how rSlash escalated the choosingbeggar-ness of OP in the second story xD

  • @pjentke8885
    @pjentke8885 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Getting back from school and seeing this, make my day way better.

  • @CsSniper23
    @CsSniper23 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    I agree with the donut one, but just not in an asshole way. I agree that buying just normal and chocolate glazed is such a better option, but it’s their money so oh well

  • @Roctev
    @Roctev Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Did anyone else notice in that last story that the choosing beggar claimed they were on disability benefits then later said they lost their job due to covid, I don't know about the country this story is from but here in the UK you can't claim disability benefits if you are healthy enough to hold a job, which means that if this beggar was claiming those benefits while they were still working then they just admitted to committing benefit fraud.

    • @emmaRBC
      @emmaRBC Pƙed 3 lety

      There's a disability benefit you can claim in the UK whilst working called PIP (it's meant to support the extra expenses of being disabled so you don't have to be unable to work to get it). It's the other benefits you can't get whilst working. Not that it makes the woman in the story any better!

  • @chrissyfletcher6672
    @chrissyfletcher6672 Pƙed 2 lety

    Lol that comment throwback from SpongeBob 😂💜 "I was born with glass bones and paper skin..." That's one of the best SpongeBob episodes in my opinion.

  • @rafipearlman8849
    @rafipearlman8849 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    1:38 you can tell he’s slowly realising op is the choosing begger

  • @babybugz
    @babybugz Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Thank u for your videos, Ive been watching them a lot recently since I've been in hospital :)

    • @mrdidibekfeast3704
      @mrdidibekfeast3704 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Aw get better soon!!!

    • @babybugz
      @babybugz Pƙed 3 lety

      @@mrdidibekfeast3704 thank u! I phrased is badly like I was still in hospital, I got out yesterday morning so hey, that's something :))

  • @ScuffedgamerTenku
    @ScuffedgamerTenku Pƙed 3 lety +5

    This guy post some amazing content

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    CB: "I won't judge you if you say no!"
    OP: "No"
    CB: *texts a crap ton of cursewords*
    Lady, what happened to being able to say no?

  • @SephaiCosades
    @SephaiCosades Pƙed 3 lety +1

    As a random act of generosity, I bought a couple dozen croissants for the guys at the plant I worked at. I did it once.
    "Oh, my God - how could anyone think we'd want these!"
    "Why couldn't you have brought donuts instead!?"
    "Were you too cheap to get us all coffee, too?"

  • @velzers6740
    @velzers6740 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    Goodmorning everyone! I hope you all have a great day!

  • @galacticgremlin
    @galacticgremlin Pƙed 3 lety +35

    Last time I was this early, my dad still loved me

  • @dominiqueblades2742
    @dominiqueblades2742 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    rSlash has now bamboozled me as he has thrown his rhythm (list of what video he posts on what day) out the window and i like it as it always keeps me guessing on what he posts each day

  • @soljathompson2446
    @soljathompson2446 Pƙed rokem

    6:45 that SpongeBob reference deserved gold for how funny that was 😂😂😂

  • @lolaj9701
    @lolaj9701 Pƙed 3 lety +20

    Reading “RSlash uploaded r/choosingbeggars” is the only thing that brings me joy anymore

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 3 lety

      Just don't go enslaving a bunch of unicorns please

    • @spizzz2
      @spizzz2 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@Nerobyrne wtf

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Pƙed 3 lety

      @@spizzz2 It's a reference to The Last Unicorn.
      Great movie 🍿

    • @spizzz2
      @spizzz2 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@Nerobyrne ah, i was so confused lmao

    • @lolaj9701
      @lolaj9701 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@Nerobyrne I will now do that out of pure spite

  • @kxngdomofficial
    @kxngdomofficial Pƙed 3 lety +5

    6:42 believe it or not, this line is actually from spongebob in the episode chocolate

    • @juneyshu6197
      @juneyshu6197 Pƙed 3 lety

      "Start rubbin me wit da chawklit", haha, my favorite.

  • @asianpersuasion-station6544
    @asianpersuasion-station6544 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Always look forward to my nine in the morning dose of rslash!

  • @RelaxedNedy
    @RelaxedNedy Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I love coming home from school and watch the new r/ video everyday

  • @marinelaortiz3202
    @marinelaortiz3202 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I agree about buying the Sortman of donuts. Krispy Kreme is huge in my area and even around the office that I work at. As Covid was starting one of my supervisors decided to bring a big assortment for all of us to cheer us up, I don’t know what I picked because I couldn’t see what donut it was but it was really good! Being a visually impaired person lets you at least enjoy some thing even if it has a lot of glazed cream on top!

  • @Kennyl.s
    @Kennyl.s Pƙed 3 lety +21

    Listening to rslash's voice is like going to heaven

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Yeah

    • @lorylolly2548
      @lorylolly2548 Pƙed 3 lety

      His voice does sound relaxing though, which is why he has a channel that focuses on reading stories. Imagine if he had a screechy-entitled-5-year-old type of voice. I'd definitely just go to Reddit myself and read the posts there.

  • @LucidValkyrie
    @LucidValkyrie Pƙed 3 lety

    I don't know what it is that makes me love r/choosing beggars so much. I think it's just the sheer audacity of these clowns that makes these wildly entertaining

  • @arisesa7976
    @arisesa7976 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    CB: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
    SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, let's help him!

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    real collectors dont try to haggle. like 'real' influencers, whatever the price is, theyll pay through the nose no questions asked

  • @t.abellard6280
    @t.abellard6280 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    I love how at 1:01 your voice gradually grows more and more entitled lol

  • @kmel3995
    @kmel3995 Pƙed 3 lety

    I love starting the day with R Slash and a cup of coffee.

  • @TheKiller-ki7by
    @TheKiller-ki7by Pƙed 3 lety

    I've recently have been watching your vids and I'm enjoying it great stuff man

  • @SEGASister
    @SEGASister Pƙed 3 lety +9

    6:42-6:58 There's a Spongebob reference in there for you guys!
    Also, for that last post, that person is getting money for not working, but she can't exactly save up for obedience training for her dog. Depending on where you are in the nation, you can only have a certain amount of money in your possession. If the people who provide your SSDI hear that you have even a cent more than you should, they're gonna demand for that money back.

    • @mariongries4119
      @mariongries4119 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yay someone else noticed the Spongebob reference. 😂

    • @ArchangelPlays
      @ArchangelPlays Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Thank you! I was like "Wait does he not know that's a Spongebob quote?" But I love that he got such a kick out of it! :)

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    im not buying a second cake for your dietary preference.

  • @aloisplease
    @aloisplease Pƙed 3 lety

    Thank you for coming through this 2.30am NZ time Rslash 💖

  • @scarletnight4554
    @scarletnight4554 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Has the master negotiation tactic of "I found this item at a lower price elsewhere, sell me yours for that or lower," ever worked?

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov Pƙed 3 lety +7

    The donut story: I sort of agree in my head with the random donuts 😂
    We have a guy that does this and no one eats the one with lucky charms. I think (in my head because I’m not stupid) why keep buying those? No one ever eats them. Tell the store to take that out!

  • @haleysmith1501
    @haleysmith1501 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I'm from a small town and on my way to lunch I always went by the town's newspaper office(whatever it's called) and the owner would always stop me and give me a free copy of the paper if she knew I was in it.

  • @j4m32hz6
    @j4m32hz6 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I remember when you had 15 subscribers and then all of a sudden this ish blew up hard!👊

  • @thechurchofdorime9769
    @thechurchofdorime9769 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The donut one was funny to me because of how rslash slowly changed their voice as the person became more and more of a choosing beggar..

  • @PulseTriangle
    @PulseTriangle Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Just get to know your coworkers and buy the donuts they like. I literally buy a tailored box everytime and everyone loves it. It's not a difficult factoid to remember who likes what kind of donut lol

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 Pƙed 3 lety +12

    I disagree that the donut thing is a choosing beggar. I think this was a case of OP needing to use his words more effectively. OP wasn't saying "don't get a random assortment" though he did use those words. It was more trying to say "don't get a WEIRD random assortment". OP said get the normal random assortment of "glazed,, powdered, chocolate, cream filling" but most telling is this line (emphasis mine) "SOMETHING YOU KNOW EVERYONE EATS". He even says "more often than not, they don't get eaten and you have to throw them away" while also mentioning a weird cream filled donut with cereal on top. The store I used to work at stopoed making those because we sold very little of them.
    This wasn't a choosing beggar. I think this was a misunderstanding based on OP's ineffective communication skills.

    • @xXrandomryzeXx
      @xXrandomryzeXx Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I also lack English Communicative skills..and my native Language's

    • @vulpixle9659
      @vulpixle9659 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I once got a donut with MnMs on it it was sooooo good

  • @Animeister93
    @Animeister93 Pƙed 2 lety

    That lip gloss story made me laugh with the response that is a quote from Spongebob XD

  • @FoundaPeanut
    @FoundaPeanut Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The donut story got me, I’m always the guy that buys the donuts, and nobody ever eats them.
    The person that bought the donuts with the Cap’n Crunch and the special K, spent big money on those, special donuts aren’t the cheapest.
    Voodoo Donuts sells expensive donuts, crazy ones, damn good...

  • @darklight4992
    @darklight4992 Pƙed 3 lety +23

    Views: 0
    Likes: 8
    Dislikes: 0
    Comments: 0
    CZcams: I don’t even know anymore
    Hotel: trivago
    Have a nice day guys

  • @ObscuriaDragunAed
    @ObscuriaDragunAed Pƙed 3 lety +3

    15:54 You're not trashing on ssdi rslash, I found myself having to deal with that, what you're doing is calling out a shitty person, big difference there.
    Edit: this reminds me of an ex I had when I was struggling to work for $10/hr, juggle car payments, full coverage insurance and that gas it took for a 45 minute commute to work and the over 4 hours total worth of gas it took to visit her each weekend. She admitted to me that she had a P.O. Box in another county so she could get foodstamps and was in the process of going for ssi while having medicaid... Yet I was the freeloader. Ya know, the person who was spread so thin financially that buying off brand soda was a luxury, or eating something other than potatoes during the week was also a luxury, let alone buying some food from a fast food place.
    Am I calling her a freeloader? No, I understood where she was coming from as far as the social aid programs she was on as I couldn't qualify for them and knew their importance... however... that mightn't be the best position to be in to judge someone who's drowning financially partially because they don't want to try and bend laws to get aid... just my opinion...

  • @vagrantmessiah
    @vagrantmessiah Pƙed 3 lety

    That SSDI CB is full of it, my brother lost his right arm in a machine accident a few years ago and STILL holds down a full time job, supports his family AND has two puppers. He never uses his missing arm for anything other than gallows humor.

  • @adriana.k.maxwell
    @adriana.k.maxwell Pƙed 3 lety +1

    If you're bringing free food, you're awesome! And I agree, random is best because the more options, the more likely there is one you would like.

  • @DELLConigher
    @DELLConigher Pƙed 3 lety +3

    DONUTS ARE DONUTS

  • @trejames6339
    @trejames6339 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Requirements for girlfriend
    1.must be born female

  • @sadistfurret4205
    @sadistfurret4205 Pƙed 3 lety

    ok, that was amazing to see rslash gradually switched to his choosing beggar voice during the donut story.

  • @PlatinumRoseLady
    @PlatinumRoseLady Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The guy with the list of requirements for a girlfriend - the neckbeard is SO STRONG with this one! Ugh.

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy Pƙed 3 lety +5

    “How do you know if someone’s a horse girl? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”
    See also: theatre kids.

    • @this-is-alliecat
      @this-is-alliecat Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Being a horse girl AND a theater kid; can confirm.

  • @osohombre
    @osohombre Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Is it bad that I kinda agree with the donut story? I’m grateful when someone brings in a box, but there are time when I see what’s there, and know these are donuts that always end up sitting in the box all day.

  • @eeeb440
    @eeeb440 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    the fact that i was more excited to watch this video then to celebrate my birthday today đŸ§đŸ»

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Happy Birthday from Germany !

    • @eeeb440
      @eeeb440 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@mrn234 yooo thanks man

  • @ScooterBond1970
    @ScooterBond1970 Pƙed 3 lety

    Love it love it love it when someone tries to lowball a private seller by saying they are looking at similar product from another seller. Like, I'm not a store, I'm not obligated to price match.