@@vkp2211 I love the way he'll always say that like it doesn't just make him look even worse. If they're not doing anything impressive and still kicking your gouted ass, what does that make you Philly?
You know, one very positive thing about Phil being stuck where he is on Level 1 forever is he is not able to give grief and misery to the people he would need to interact with working a real job. Can you imagine having to work with this guy? To rely on him to be accountable and honest and hard working? You would be unable to teach him anything, because he never does anything wrong! He did everything correct! I pushed reciept and it gave me open till! THE PAPER JAMMED ON IT'S OWN! THE HOSE UNPLUGGED IT'S SELF! I LITERALLY CHECKED THE CIRCUIT TWICE AND IT STILL GAVE ME ELECTRICITY!!! 😂😂
What we have learned from his Machinima react is the one single reason why Phil got fired from each and very single job, partnership program, MCM, and sponsorship he ever had: HE IS A LAZY, ENTITLED, SELFISH PR*CK. This is why no one will work with him ever.
yeah it's always UNEARNED, MASH JAB and HE GUESSED when in reality guy baits him with a drive rush and punish or reads his blanka ball timings cuz he spam them like a moron 🤣
"There's still this back here. It's always in the back of my neck, in the back of my head, in the back of my mind, and it's always telling me *SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"*
So he spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars to pay for a game and joystick he already owns just so he can be unable to rank up?? WHUUUUT? ARE YOU SHIDDING ME??? COME AHNNNN!!!
"He didn't outplay me, I outplayed HIM!" Well, the scoreboard seems to think otherwise, Philhole. Also, if all these Kens play "the same pattern" then it stands to reason that you should easily be able to recognize it and act accordingly.
He thinks everyone’s crouching jab is the same speed and some moves just have more “priority” than others. Gief for example , his crouching jab isn’t 4 frame but he uses it like it’s the quickest move.
Yeah not once have I ever heard him say something like "thats +2 so im safe" or "that move is -6 why couldnt I punish it was lag" its always just MID SCREEN HIGH PRIORITY DOOD NOTHIN I COULD DO
He can't because he can't even remember what he just lied a few sentences ago. He is so terrible at math and how can he remember those numbers in his little brain? The answer is no because he is too dumb.
I once used to have this scrubby attitude where you call the people that beat you scrubs when in reality, sometimes you lose, and some days more than others. Letting go of your ego and just enjoying each game, and learning from losses make the whole experience more worthwhile. After all, games are supposed to be enjoyed. This is juicy salt content tho lol
@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 bro this comment got me weak. Cause I also was like this in my teens. I am 30 now. I have bills and a job and when I game in my free time I refuse to allow losses to crush me and make me bitch and moan. In fighting games, when you lose, it’s on you. You didn’t make the right plays. You didn’t react or read properly. DSP simply can’t accept the fact that he isn’t GOD of SF pol
Master Phil already proved the trolls wrong by ranking one character to Master. He’s playing at a high, competitive level with a premium fight stick. He was never outplayed by Ken. He literally never actually lost.
Watching this after Maximilian's last video ("Master rank battles are INSANE") and the difference in skill levels is crazy. Not only on Max's part but also in his opponents compared to Piggy's mashing and malding.
@@Manglet762Phil got there with a low win rate so he just played so many games until it lets him in or got a lucky one. I.think he had like 48% to 58% somewhere between that margin and to me in rating system that's totally unacceptable even for anything gold and up
Hitting Master rank in this game is nowhere near as strict as achieving Master in SFV. You can hit Master even with a win rate below 50% so with enough grind and effort anyone can hit Master. It’s designed to keep new players active and playing instead of quitting the game like SFV which is something DSP did. I feel like compared to SFV’s rank system where you would be hard stuck in a rank, you could eventually hit higher ranks simply if you keep playing. If Max and DSP fought in SFV the skill gap would be wider, DSP could barely get out of Silver while Max hit Platinum.
@@Manglet762The rank system won’t change or reset it was intended to keep casuals and new players playing, they already confirmed this. Nobody wants to be hard stuck in a rank for seasons feeling like their skills aren’t improving. Worked in DSP’s favor since he quit SFV and was stuck in Silver. Max and DSP are nowhere near each other in skill level, but I feel like this game closes to skill gap a little.
I can’t wait until Phil finally uses Ken so he can inform us that Ken has no tools and loses midrange to every other character. I know he’s said he’s going to try every character but I wouldn’t be surprised if he skips Ken completely.
He will never play as ken. I've said this since he started sf6, and it's because of the ridicule he got from wearing that cross dressing Ken costume. A real ptsd based decision.
Ken is strong but he does require more execution than blanka or honda. Remember he can't input DP consistently in sf2 and I doubt he can do any basic ken combos consistently.
Oh he will never play Ken guaranteed. His first loss would debunk everything he’s been saying. I disagree and think Ken is like top 5-6 easily but he’s not unbeatable the way Phil describes. A lot of his stuff like stand medium kick and medium+fierce are not safe but he would never point that out even if he did realize that.
Whenever DSP fights a Ken you tend to hear "SIT DOWN, AND SHUT UP!!" If, by some miracle, DSP decides to play Ken, all you will hear is an echo of "HOW'D I LOSE?!". I say it will be an echo, cause you will be hearing it from both Ken and DSP.
i pray everyday phil plays as ken and then has to sit there and cry because he cant blame his controls or broken characters anymore (he can still always blame lag even without lag though)
What a shocker, he doesn't know he went into burnout because he blocked too much. You know, the thing he says he never can do? CANT BLAHHHHHHHHHHK ACK ACK ACK ACK
"I've had Kenough of this shit" - Karen Burnell after getting dragged thru the floor by "scrub Ken" with side cameos by Rando Super and Guess Mash Jab.
"It's just a pattern, it's literally a basic online pattern. There is no conscious inzelligent thought in this f***ing head right now" - perfect description of DSPs Playstyle.
@@dustinalan8425 mb didnt think of that, its actually disturbing how willing he is to remove clothing from men, ie always choosing Gief's speedo costume vs his regular that has full pants on and RUNS from and sort of women being less clothed and actually flips the fuck out. He might actually be lowkey gay, Wife or not maybe they aint doing shit because he cant get it up for women idk dood.
Memeology, at the rate guys like you, Nicholai, Snort, and Doody put out on these comps of Phil and Dale (LTG), that'll be *all* of the salt comps this game will need in its lifetime. Big ups for the long compilation of Phil getting smoked by my boy, Mr. Masters. XD
Somehow the thing he does that annoys me the most is NON STOP calling Ken's standing heavy punch standing medium punch. DSP if you want to cry about something, at least know which move youre crying about lol
Best part is the sit down and shut up as pigroach complains. But he is also this whiny against every person he loses too but has a special bag of salt vs ken's 😂😂😂
31:58 He whiffed DP (OD vertical ball) on perfect parry, and Ken did DP to beat any options DSP was gonna do. Funny thing is he claims that Ken breaks perfect parry 😂🔥
Shes too busy worrying about her real job to keep them alive and with a roof. She couldn't care less about Dusty Phil's game woes. I dont see what anyone could see in Phil, its baffling.
The words “Sit down and shut up” haunt DSPs dreams
Something his daddy shoulda told him more.
Someone needs to make that a Phil meme complete with Ken punching Phil and Phil saying "Dood! I was blocking that!"
I love when Ken says that to Piggy whilst he's in the middle of complaining
Who knew a guy who prides himself in “hard work” would be the nemesis of Phil? Ken-not believe that.
If Ken was a boss in WWE champions, then Phil would beat him consistently 😌
Corny
@@rockguitarshred😂 what's wrong
Hehe.. Ken Masters over Phil.
😂 100% true
With Ken, it’s all or nothing.
With Phil, it’s just nothing.
He is everything.
Phil's just Ken.
Imagine how Godlike DSP would be if his moves actually came out
Or if ken wasn't so broken with safe moves and midrange combos
@@pedroemo5477it is painfully both 😂😂
Or maybe one not so…
-Put Ken in burnout
-Do chip sequence that requires invincible reversal to avoid death
-Get hit by level 3
-"Oh my god. Maaaash."
Bro lol
My favorite DSPism is the whole "un-earned" shit 🤣🤣🤣
He would be the absolute authority on things unearned ..
also "didn't outplay me" as well as "didnt do anything impressive"
@@vkp2211 I love the way he'll always say that like it doesn't just make him look even worse. If they're not doing anything impressive and still kicking your gouted ass, what does that make you Philly?
The best is "I can't block!". So honest.
It reminds of the LTGism where he says the opponent isn't swaggy enough so he's just gonna put the controller down and give them the round.
DSP is when a child that is told everything they do is awesome even though it's not grows up. This is what you become
I think he's just a natural narcissist, you can only blame his parents for so long.
The fact that he still falls for the "Fireball then when he jumps I DP" trick which as been around for 30 years is hilarious.
FIGHTING GAME FUNTAMENTALS
You know, one very positive thing about Phil being stuck where he is on Level 1 forever is he is not able to give grief and misery to the people he would need to interact with working a real job. Can you imagine having to work with this guy? To rely on him to be accountable and honest and hard working? You would be unable to teach him anything, because he never does anything wrong! He did everything correct! I pushed reciept and it gave me open till! THE PAPER JAMMED ON IT'S OWN! THE HOSE UNPLUGGED IT'S SELF! I LITERALLY CHECKED THE CIRCUIT TWICE AND IT STILL GAVE ME ELECTRICITY!!! 😂😂
Level 1 is too much of a compliment, he has been stuck on the loading screen for 15 years.
He deserves to be homeless.
What we have learned from his Machinima react is the one single reason why Phil got fired from each and very single job, partnership program, MCM, and sponsorship he ever had: HE IS A LAZY, ENTITLED, SELFISH PR*CK. This is why no one will work with him ever.
@gsealy1772 loading Screen? This DOOD is Still at the Drawing Board 😂😂
No1 pro Sodium Fighter in the USA
Shhhhh you are bronze
@@SoldmysoulforablurayplayerShhhh you are dent
it’s fun to think about how angry phil is playing this game compared to his opponents, who are probably just having fun like a normal person
yeah it's always UNEARNED, MASH JAB and HE GUESSED when in reality guy baits him with a drive rush and punish or reads his blanka ball timings cuz he spam them like a moron 🤣
@@shizochaosyea Phil is just shit at video games. On top of all that salt making him play even worse.
most of his opponents are the detractors/stream snipers which makes it even better. 😂
Nah, that's not possible, u can't pick who u play
Never have the words "Sit down and SHUT UP!!" been so satisfying
👱♂🤜🐷
Well he's good at sitting down. Shutting up? Not so much. But maybe Ken can help him with that.
Meanwhile, Chun Li yells “Ahhh PASTA” during her level 1 super. That might cause Phil to get some italian door dashed to him later that night.
Not sure Kat agrees.
Hate Ken, but I love him.
"There's still this back here. It's always in the back of my neck, in the back of my head, in the back of my mind, and it's always telling me *SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"*
I just love the fact that there's over an hour of him getting rekt just by Ken alone 🤣
It’s like the Devs knew that Pigroach will just make up excuses and gave Ken the Sit Down and Shut Up line just for him.
As someone who mains Ken this is therapeutic
Absolutely 💯%
*"SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP"*
*- Ken 2023*
So he spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars to pay for a game and joystick he already owns just so he can be unable to rank up?? WHUUUUT? ARE YOU SHIDDING ME??? COME AHNNNN!!!
Oh its john and he's trohlling. Let me get him out of here. Get. That. Ass. Banned.
Over 300 dollars just to get his @$$ whooped some more 😂
Ken is a detractor that Capcom made especially for trolling him.
"He didn't outplay me, I outplayed HIM!"
Well, the scoreboard seems to think otherwise, Philhole.
Also, if all these Kens play "the same pattern" then it stands to reason that you should easily be able to recognize it and act accordingly.
The plot to frame and kill Ken was done by JP. Turns out that "JP" was short for Jealous Phil, the real-life Rufus.
25 years of Street Fighter and he still has no idea about frame data.
He thinks everyone’s crouching jab is the same speed and some moves just have more “priority” than others.
Gief for example , his crouching jab isn’t 4 frame but he uses it like it’s the quickest move.
Yeah not once have I ever heard him say something like "thats +2 so im safe" or "that move is -6 why couldnt I punish it was lag" its always just MID SCREEN HIGH PRIORITY DOOD NOTHIN I COULD DO
Imagine how annoying he would be if he actually started to use frame data in his excuses
He can't because he can't even remember what he just lied a few sentences ago. He is so terrible at math and how can he remember those numbers in his little brain? The answer is no because he is too dumb.
@@thesamon123 data doesn't work in an argument dood you just have to be right. Sounds good? *snort*
🐷: "NOTHING I KEN DOOOOOOOOO!"
If Phil can hit masters rank, everyone in this comment section could go to EVO
Well, you're not wrong. The only thing you need to do to go to EVO, is to buy a flight ticket. You don't even have to register for the tournament.
Literally anyone could go to Evo
@@theburntcheetoExcept for black DSP
You can pick up this video at any moment and hear salt on a professional level!
I once used to have this scrubby attitude where you call the people that beat you scrubs when in reality, sometimes you lose, and some days more than others. Letting go of your ego and just enjoying each game, and learning from losses make the whole experience more worthwhile. After all, games are supposed to be enjoyed. This is juicy salt content tho lol
This. Except DSP is the epitome of a scrub and he’ll never change. Textbook narcissist.
Yes,just look at it as practice and not about winning, use the ability of someone better than you to improve.
Yeah DSP proves that you should learn to enjoy the journey, good and bad, not just the destination.
Yeah I was like that too, except I was like, a teenager, not a 41 year old man
@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 bro this comment got me weak. Cause I also was like this in my teens. I am 30 now. I have bills and a job and when I game in my free time I refuse to allow losses to crush me and make me bitch and moan. In fighting games, when you lose, it’s on you. You didn’t make the right plays. You didn’t react or read properly. DSP simply can’t accept the fact that he isn’t GOD of SF pol
Its incredible how when he gets anti aired by his oppenent he then says, "mAsH dRaGoN" 😂😂
I find DSP crying & ranting about the dumbest shit so soothing for some reason. I can even listen while working sometimes.
unironically same and I cannot figure out how or why
@@theofficialhankhill3280his laziness drives us to be productive and stay motivated 😂😂
for real, I feel like I play better when I hear him complaining in the background
Master Phil already proved the trolls wrong by ranking one character to Master. He’s playing at a high, competitive level with a premium fight stick. He was never outplayed by Ken. He literally never actually lost.
He really gets salty against ken. 😂
He isn't Kenough.
This is but a fraction of what the TIHYDP SF6 will be, glorious
Truly to see Phil's apparent 'Master Rank Skill' in this game, you only really need to watch this one video.
When i saw that emoji at the end of your comment i could hear that AHAHAHAH
Watching this after Maximilian's last video ("Master rank battles are INSANE") and the difference in skill levels is crazy. Not only on Max's part but also in his opponents compared to Piggy's mashing and malding.
DSP and Max being the same rank implies they're even remotely on the same skill level, which is such a lie. I hope they revamp the rank system,
@@Manglet762Phil got there with a low win rate so he just played so many games until it lets him in or got a lucky one.
I.think he had like 48% to 58% somewhere between that margin and to me in rating system that's totally unacceptable even for anything gold and up
Hitting Master rank in this game is nowhere near as strict as achieving Master in SFV. You can hit Master even with a win rate below 50% so with enough grind and effort anyone can hit Master. It’s designed to keep new players active and playing instead of quitting the game like SFV which is something DSP did. I feel like compared to SFV’s rank system where you would be hard stuck in a rank, you could eventually hit higher ranks simply if you keep playing. If Max and DSP fought in SFV the skill gap would be wider, DSP could barely get out of Silver while Max hit Platinum.
@@Manglet762The rank system won’t change or reset it was intended to keep casuals and new players playing, they already confirmed this. Nobody wants to be hard stuck in a rank for seasons feeling like their skills aren’t improving. Worked in DSP’s favor since he quit SFV and was stuck in Silver. Max and DSP are nowhere near each other in skill level, but I feel like this game closes to skill gap a little.
I can’t wait until Phil finally uses Ken so he can inform us that Ken has no tools and loses midrange to every other character.
I know he’s said he’s going to try every character but I wouldn’t be surprised if he skips Ken completely.
If he is so good like Phil says then why wouldn't he play as him to show that to us? Hmm 🤔
He will never play as ken. I've said this since he started sf6, and it's because of the ridicule he got from wearing that cross dressing Ken costume. A real ptsd based decision.
Ken is strong but he does require more execution than blanka or honda. Remember he can't input DP consistently in sf2 and I doubt he can do any basic ken combos consistently.
Oh he will never play Ken guaranteed. His first loss would debunk everything he’s been saying. I disagree and think Ken is like top 5-6 easily but he’s not unbeatable the way Phil describes. A lot of his stuff like stand medium kick and medium+fierce are not safe but he would never point that out even if he did realize that.
DSP spams blanka balls becuase it's hard to perfect parry. His opinion is useless and biased.
Love how you can hear him move the stick to do a drive rush cancel and then he complains about not being able to block lol
Whenever DSP fights a Ken you tend to hear "SIT DOWN, AND SHUT UP!!"
If, by some miracle, DSP decides to play Ken, all you will hear is an echo of "HOW'D I LOSE?!". I say it will be an echo, cause you will be hearing it from both Ken and DSP.
DSP: 15 years ago I worked for a helicopter company….
Ken: *SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!*
"I do moves but he just does things that interrupt every time, IT'S NOT SKILL!" - DSP 2023
Ken has left Phil so salty, that Phil had to sacrifice Jasper for an "Improved" 320$ controller.
"i cant get my moves out" you're only move is begging phil
begging and excuses. thats phil
When he got plat on the ps5 he was such a man child about. He desperately wanted diamond so he could do a road to master series for afew weeks😂
sorry dsp it does work that way.
Man I wished they'd show this at EVO every year. Something to inspire players how not to be and get some laughs.
Oh man ty for uploading this. DSP raging about Online Flow Chart Kens is peak DSP.
Not going to lie, that part where he was mute was probably the most watchable part of his SF streams. No bitching. No complaining. No excuses.
i pray everyday phil plays as ken and then has to sit there and cry because he cant blame his controls or broken characters anymore (he can still always blame lag even without lag though)
15:40 “jump dropped” is now my favorite thing he has ever said 😂😂
What a shocker, he doesn't know he went into burnout because he blocked too much. You know, the thing he says he never can do? CANT BLAHHHHHHHHHHK ACK ACK ACK ACK
Now THIS is meaningful positive style content! Great job! 😊
"I've had Kenough of this shit" - Karen Burnell after getting dragged thru the floor by "scrub Ken" with side cameos by Rando Super and Guess Mash Jab.
Damn he was hitting the hat goal pretty consistently at the beginning of this
Gamecucker still had the disability check
Please, those of you who willingly suffer his streams, make sock accounts named with variations of "Sit Down and Shut Up!" to mess with pigroach
"I literally did nothing wrong" as he loses every fight.
He’s like a sound box has 5 or 6 excuse he cycles thru
I love how these vids have a premise, or a theme. Like they are very clever. Also The salt flows.
*Loses* ”He didn’t outplay me! None of that was earned, dood!”
I love that they made Ken yell "sit down and shut up!" in his critical art
This + ds1 remaster = my peace 😂
I guess DSP wasn't Kenough.
For a DOOD crying about Button Mashers he sure can Mash His Buttons Fast 😂😂😂
"Sit down and shut Up!" - Ken
Ken knows who he was dealing with and wasn't having any of DSP's bullshit.
mentally touchable
Bro the pointing at his screen about his perfect parry legit kills me lol
The Detractor of 2023: KEN (eat your heart out Ryan Gosling)
the impotent rage is strong with this one.
“Random super!!” Lmfao. Dude is shocked he was rush downing and up the guys a$$ and got stand-alone super’d for it
Ken arguably one the best characters to lose your hairline since sf 3rd strike.
If JWONG loses sleep over him imagine phil!
Phil checks under the bed every night to see if Ken is there lol
8:28 is so egregious
phil was mashing so hard that ken basically farmed him for counter practice
I hope some of these Kens know who DSP is and that he hates Ken. So that they know just how salty they make him
If this guy can make Diamond with 'any' character, so can any one of us.
This is sweet revenge for that embarrassing Halloween costume, making parody of Ken.
6:30 ish minute of Ken kicking his ass. "What was I supposed to do?" idk literally anything other than cower in the corner
The fastest excuser in the west!!
Damn and I really really thought the new joystick was going to turn everything around.
That was sarcasm
😮
You would think the excessive jump ins would be detrimental and vulnerable to anyone's dp. But he doesn't seem to get that 🤔...
You’re an absolute god for putting this together
Nothing makes me prouder to main Ken than this video. TY for the upload king
"Why am I out of Drive meter?!"
Wait. Has DSP gotten _this_ far in ranked without knowing that your Drive Gauge diminishes the more you block? 🤔
"It's just a pattern, it's literally a basic online pattern. There is no conscious inzelligent thought in this f***ing head right now" - perfect description of DSPs Playstyle.
Ken is trying his best, trying to teach Phil to "Sit down, AND SHUT UP!"
And to this day, Phil just isn't Kenough.
If Ken payed rent for living in dsp's small brain then dsp wouldnt need to beg anymore, he still would, he just wouldnt need to lmao.
Nah he would spend it all on jpegs of sweaty men, so ah, he needs the support dood
@@dustinalan8425 mb didnt think of that, its actually disturbing how willing he is to remove clothing from men, ie always choosing Gief's speedo costume vs his regular that has full pants on and RUNS from and sort of women being less clothed and actually flips the fuck out. He might actually be lowkey gay, Wife or not maybe they aint doing shit because he cant get it up for women idk dood.
Phil:Mash jawb mash jawb mash… SpongeBob Narrator:Two and half hours later
Dang got caught slacking with his hands off the stick when drive impact hits😂
Memeology, at the rate guys like you, Nicholai, Snort, and Doody put out on these comps of Phil and Dale (LTG), that'll be *all* of the salt comps this game will need in its lifetime.
Big ups for the long compilation of Phil getting smoked by my boy, Mr. Masters. XD
Somehow the thing he does that annoys me the most is NON STOP calling Ken's standing heavy punch standing medium punch. DSP if you want to cry about something, at least know which move youre crying about lol
Does the same with Ryu he's a clown 🤡
'A flowchart ken can outplay a thinking zangief'
Bold of you to assume you're a thinking zangief, phil.
Take a shot every time he says "I literally can't do anything."
Ken’s theme at the beginning got me 💀
Best part is the sit down and shut up as pigroach complains. But he is also this whiny against every person he loses too but has a special bag of salt vs ken's 😂😂😂
I have never played a street fighter game nor watched any content but this is some of the most entertaining shit
They did give Gief tools to deal with fireballs....it's called parry
31:58 He whiffed DP (OD vertical ball) on perfect parry, and Ken did DP to beat any options DSP was gonna do. Funny thing is he claims that Ken breaks perfect parry 😂🔥
DSP seems like the kinda guy to cry to his girlfriend about how unfair his video game is even though she doesn't care in the slightest.
Shes too busy worrying about her real job to keep them alive and with a roof. She couldn't care less about Dusty Phil's game woes.
I dont see what anyone could see in Phil, its baffling.
"AN VIUHHLATEDD ZERO ROOLZ" 😂😂
He needs that money, he really does
I mean... knowing which of your moves beat your opponents seems like a fairly important skill.
a whole feature length film of this scrub getting dusted by Kens
Couldn't handle the Homeless Kenergy
He earned those punishes
great chill positive content here, keep up the good work