DSP Shedding Tears of Salt Over the Top Tier Characters Gatekeeping His Master Rank

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  • @midnightanimal4598
    @midnightanimal4598 Před 11 měsíci +502

    Phil thinks people will respect him for his Master rank, but he will only be remembered for his master bate.

    • @Montbtw
      @Montbtw Před 11 měsíci +15

      Own that fraud

    • @nugzmedallion8929
      @nugzmedallion8929 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Nice.

    • @Majin_Nova
      @Majin_Nova Před 11 měsíci +7

      Ba dum tss

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 11 měsíci +6

      Have my like. You earned it.

    • @9000twister
      @9000twister Před 11 měsíci +9

      Hes playing honda, You can literally play honda with 2 special moves and his fierce normals and you can win against most people.

  • @Solesamurai
    @Solesamurai Před 11 měsíci +294

    I have never in my life seen somebody try to argue that a game connection was so good it made him lose.

    • @notsure4648
      @notsure4648 Před 11 měsíci +18

      Joe Rogan used to play quake 2 on a fat pipe. Zero lag would essentially be offline play.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@notsure4648ive gamed since aol 28.8k (2.8kb a second connection) plauing delta force and yes a little lag but playabale.. this was when aDsl connections came out about 2004

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před 11 měsíci +34

      When the connection is bad it makes him lose and when the connection is good it makes him lose.

    • @WeirdAlShankaBitch
      @WeirdAlShankaBitch Před 11 měsíci

      Well now you have lol

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc Před 11 měsíci +16

      It's the role back net code nothing he could do.......

  • @fungyamongy
    @fungyamongy Před 11 měsíci +136

    DSP has got to be the only person that can complain about a character in a mirror match.

  • @MrStagow
    @MrStagow Před 11 měsíci +108

    Dsp: "there's too much lag, can't reackt"
    Also dsp: "not enough lag, can't reackt"
    Sure, whatever you say I guess

    • @jaguarjosh24
      @jaguarjosh24 Před 11 měsíci +10

      yeah he complained about 15ms and 17ms. That practically the best you will get online. WOW!

    • @orangejuice8230
      @orangejuice8230 Před 3 dny

      Him saying that straight up brain my damage

  • @TheeLiteClub-
    @TheeLiteClub- Před 11 měsíci +36

    DSP goes to a piano concert:
    "He's just pushing keys in a pattern, there's no skill to it! I want a REEEEEEfund!!!!"

  • @erronblack9771
    @erronblack9771 Před 11 měsíci +157

    You can tell he wants to call Ryu top tier so bad but he’d get cooked so hard by the chat if he did.

    • @Macop
      @Macop Před 11 měsíci +20

      He has already called Ryu a top-tier previously. I think he has called every character in the roster Top Tier by now except for maybe Dhalsim...

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai Před 11 měsíci +1

      Ryu is too honest, must be top tier LuL

    • @aledantih6524
      @aledantih6524 Před 11 měsíci

      He isn't top tier but like high B tier at least, I'd even say A in the right hands

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 Před 11 měsíci

      He already did it when he was still playing on Xbox early in the game's life.

    • @SaiyanofLegend1993
      @SaiyanofLegend1993 Před 11 měsíci +10

      "Every character is top tier except when I'm playing them. *snort*"

  • @MndCtrI
    @MndCtrI Před 11 měsíci +88

    Phil can talk all the shit he wants, but he's also responsible for allowing some of the best comebacks I've seen. Not often can I see someone with a sliver of health manage to win with an impressive combo out of nowhere. Like, it's entertaining to watch DSP to see the other guy pull off some spectacles.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Před 11 měsíci +1

      “mash jab! giant punish combo off of nothing! what the fuck d00d my inputs dropped!”

  • @monsterthrash
    @monsterthrash Před 11 měsíci +52

    He must think everyone's blind, like we don't notice the "Counter Hit" and "Punish Counter" pop-ups.

    • @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX
      @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX Před 11 měsíci +2

      no, he definitely blocked. the game definitely didn't say "counter hit" 🤣the best bit is that we all know that *he* didn't notice 🤣

    • @Critick3000
      @Critick3000 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Not for a lack of trying. Notice how he has positioned his camera feed to cover up as much of the pop ups on his side of the UI as much as possible

    • @tjhunter9787
      @tjhunter9787 Před 11 měsíci +1

      That's an insult to blind people cause players like Sphen would easily mop the floor with him

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow Před 11 měsíci +188

    Gotta love how he mocks others for their pattern play when his whole game plan is to get them in the corner by spamming headbutts and blanka balls then doing the same combos in the corner

    • @smokedya420
      @smokedya420 Před 11 měsíci +8

      👍👍

    • @snakepiissken5889
      @snakepiissken5889 Před 11 měsíci +21

      He plays in such a pattern, that the winning play is essentially a pattern to counter his.

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 11 měsíci +22

      Then he wonders why people at higher ranks seem to predict him after one or two rounds, concludes that they’re guessing / being lucky because DSP is too complicated to be figured out in a round or less.

    • @Posidevv
      @Posidevv Před 11 měsíci +16

      He does the same 1 combo in every fighting game he plays. He ultimately sucks in modern fighting games period.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před 11 měsíci +6

      When Philly does it it's a highly skilled AHN REEEEEackshun KAAHMBO REEEEackshunary skillful earned play DOOD. But when the SCRUBS do it it's just AHHHNLINE BUGGED TRASH PATTERN PLAY GAMEPLAY CHEATING DOODS SNORTSNORTSNORT

  • @PrincessCiel72
    @PrincessCiel72 Před 11 měsíci +43

    There is something funny from Luke's timing of "Yo, you good?" When Phil does his grug style rant

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Luke is too pure to know the DSPverse
      DSP has been taken too many times to Memphis from the way he is speaking

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA Před 11 měsíci +31

    His inflated numbers always crack me up. There's guts scaling so losing half the bar doesn't exactly mean you're at half health, but even ignoring that DSP sees 40% gone and says "70% gone!".

    • @fugoo8912
      @fugoo8912 Před 11 měsíci +4

      His -% combos have been getting higher and higher 😂

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Před 11 měsíci

      his numbers aren’t the only thing that’s inflated

  • @CamusSC
    @CamusSC Před 11 měsíci +61

    13:38 "look at the milliseconds doesn't let me react" barely 1 frame of lag, this guy is delusional

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +3

      he said that and it is a very fast connection.. 16ms is almost like you are at home playing family...i have set up gaming servers for linux before so i know what i am saying. he really said look at the milliseconds and the ping clearly said sixteen! that is faster than a 4G with full bars or one bar of wifo...which ive played games on fine for years

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +5

      he claims here 16 is not fast and for us to look 😂 dude that is ultra fast and he is not losing any packets... all excuses

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas Před 11 měsíci +4

      Almost did a spit take myself 🤣

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 Před 11 měsíci +54

    Remember guys, low input lag is bad...but also high input lag is bad, and nothing is his fault. Nothing he could do.

  • @norscout3031
    @norscout3031 Před 11 měsíci +42

    Ranked streetfighter night is like when they had pizza at school lunch

    • @Soulmakerc
      @Soulmakerc Před 11 měsíci +9

      And just like a kid, I'm waiting in anticipation every time 🤣

  • @ThePinwheel
    @ThePinwheel Před 11 měsíci +48

    Out of all of the stupid shit I see Phil say on a regular basis, "rollback netcode is garbage" might be near the top of the list.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +2

      he does not know how to do basic html code.. like he knows anything about netcode of gaming.. he does not even know what packets are.. i went to college to learn this again as i did servers as a kid gaming myself when phil was 21

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA Před 11 měsíci +5

      Him having now decided that any connection faster than 30ms is TOO FAST and causes input drops and game to speed up is the wildest cope coming out of this manchild in forever. If it was 0ms it means it's like playing offline, it's not going to speed up the game and start time traveling DSP wtf.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke Před 11 měsíci +1

      he says rollback netcode is garbage for reasons that don’t make sense but also street fighter 6 is the standard for which every future fighting game should play online. Which is it Dave both of those statements can’t be true

  • @piau9000
    @piau9000 Před 11 měsíci +60

    Did he just complain about having low ping? That's a new one.

    • @PeachyApacolepse
      @PeachyApacolepse Před 11 měsíci +9

      unsurprisingly it’s actually not new for him 😒 he’s made this complaint on multiple occasions

    • @AdventuresOfGravox
      @AdventuresOfGravox Před 11 měsíci +9

      You can find a massive rant about it on this CZcams channel where he says that rollback NetCode is more laggy and worse the lower the ping. He actually said this.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@PeachyApacolepse❤yep claims there is a lag switch others can use... as if he has this unprovable excuse and always says.. see? riiight? as if we have any possible way to confirm his unicorn ufo fusion style invisible excuses

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@AdventuresOfGravoxhe did do this... there is always a feather of excuses in dspgsming excuses novel book

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 Před 11 měsíci

      He'll say anything to make it seem like it wasn't his fault

  • @OzaruPride
    @OzaruPride Před 11 měsíci +18

    You can't outplay Phil!! he knows everything you are going to do. The only reason he loses is because he CANT DO ANYTHING!!! 😭

  • @Maximus7th
    @Maximus7th Před 11 měsíci +115

    After a bad day of work, at least I can come back seeing DSP beat so hard. Even if I don't feel great at the moment, at least I'm not this much of a loser.

    • @TwoyBwoy
      @TwoyBwoy Před 11 měsíci +15

      Hopefully you can figure out how to get a better job or making it better for yourself. I spent most of 2023 unemployed after being laid off from a job I liked. I told myself I won't go back to my previous line of work because I hated it. Thankfully, I just got an offer from a similar job I got laid off from. Sorry for the long story lol.

    • @Maximus7th
      @Maximus7th Před 11 měsíci +15

      ​​@@TwoyBwoyjust need to move up at this point, been stuck in my current spot for too long. Not as big of a deal as it feels right now, just done with accepting where I'm at.
      Unlike DSP, though, I know what I need to work on to improve. Just gotta get a good plan in place to figure this stuff out.
      I'm glad to hear things are looking up for you, though, hope they continue that way!

    • @SteveOnTheEastCoast
      @SteveOnTheEastCoast Před 11 měsíci +11

      ​@Maximus7th Good luck, Gents 👍🏾

    • @TwoyBwoy
      @TwoyBwoy Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@Maximus7th That's good to hear. That is the best way to start towards the solution. I don't think a lot of people realize that whether it be because of fear or comfort in the familiar.

    • @TwoyBwoy
      @TwoyBwoy Před 11 měsíci

      @@SteveOnTheEastCoast Thank you!

  • @taham33
    @taham33 Před 11 měsíci +10

    "When the Ping is too small you don't have time to reack" HALP

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl Před 11 měsíci +26

    Waiting for Phil's halloween costume this year of a giant banana wearing a denim vest

  • @jstring
    @jstring Před 11 měsíci +25

    Ryu dismantled him. Phil claims opponent is just mashing but we all see Ryu Counter and Punish popping up. And yet all Phil has in his inventory is his hooves smashing headbutt.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke Před 11 měsíci +3

      Don’t forget buttslam and the command grab. It’s honestly sad Dave couldn’t place diamond with this denthead character.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před 11 měsíci +41

    That Ken player mopped the whole floor with Phil, damn 😂

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc Před 11 měsíci +12

      Double perfect KO's and Phil literally claimed the guy sucks and he is better then him.

    • @skreign
      @skreign Před 11 měsíci +2

      19:36 read dsp like a shitty book

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Which one of them lmao

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 Před 11 měsíci +17

    shout out to that Ken for perfecting him twice in the same set

  • @daddybuttoneyes
    @daddybuttoneyes Před 11 měsíci +15

    It reminds me of when he tried to sell the excuse that he was a high level and skillful SF player, but when people are pattern playing, button mashing or guessing moves, a skillful player such as himself can't compete with that.... which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.😂

  • @tuvalupanapa5490
    @tuvalupanapa5490 Před 11 měsíci +15

    "He didn't earn it"
    "He did absolutley nothing"
    "Mash jab"
    "He's literally guessing"
    "There's nothing I could do"
    "He's playing a pattern"
    "Can't bloooock"
    "The net code"
    "He's just pressing buttons"
    "I can't do anything"
    All of these weak, pathetic excuses, not once will he admit that he just isn't that good.

    • @Waheed1991
      @Waheed1991 Před 10 měsíci +2

      The ScrubLord's Prayer
      My Controls weren't working
      And if they were, you were playing dishonorably
      And if you weren't, you were playing without skill
      And if you were, it's not fun to play that way
      And if it is, you only care about winning

  • @pigroachman8712
    @pigroachman8712 Před 11 měsíci +85

    Jasper died for literally no reason. Refund your "worthless controller" Phil, and buy your cat a damned blood test before his condition becomes terminal. #justice4jasper

    • @cameramanmukesh9233
      @cameramanmukesh9233 Před 11 měsíci +5

      He's gone??

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 11 měsíci +4

      How do you know dood?? Jasper is perfectly fine. If Jasper is not feeling well, he’ll say so - _then_ we can get the blood work done to figure out what’s wrong with him.

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@cameramanmukesh9233 He will be.

    • @Throbingkcoc
      @Throbingkcoc Před 11 měsíci

      DSP shouldn't be allowed to own a pet. It sounds like him and his wife live like pigs leaving trash everywhere and leaving the cats litter box dirty.

    • @cameramanmukesh9233
      @cameramanmukesh9233 Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@NervousNoodles poor cat. Deserves better

  • @zerillisguren7720
    @zerillisguren7720 Před 11 měsíci +16

    "I have to guess"....yes, that's what you do in a fighting game is guess what your opponent is gonna do. Just like every other game

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv Před 11 měsíci +14

    He just can't take an L in anything whatsoever.

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas Před 11 měsíci +2

      This is what I don't understand. He's not on a massive losing streak or anything like that. He just can't handle a simple loss. 😂

    • @Posidevv
      @Posidevv Před 11 měsíci +1

      @Pelaquas and he'll complain so heavy even after being on a 3 to 5 win streak

  • @Starkid4590
    @Starkid4590 Před 11 měsíci +27

    What does Phil want at this point? When he plays ranked he's matched up with people that are better at the game. It's just how it is

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 11 měsíci +3

      And he’s struggling hard on Diamond ranked players let alone Platinum ones.
      But remember - he reached Master with Blanka and according to him anyone who reaches Master is very good at the game. Ergo, Phil is excellent at the game. How can an excellent player be so bad at the game? Easy, they play online patterns and get lucky all the time.

    • @OSRSnChill
      @OSRSnChill Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@NervousNoodlesthey’re just guessing dood! They couldn’t hang at an evo torny where there’s no online pattern to hide behind, sound good? Alright.

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 Před 11 měsíci

      DSP is a seal clubber he just wants easy wins at this point so he can call it a day and tell everyone how masterful he is.

  • @myzamau428
    @myzamau428 Před 11 měsíci +9

    I think he genuinely believes all of his failings over a decade are based on the connection. I do wonder if this guy has ever thought "...is it me who's the problem?"

  • @Bowtie12oclock
    @Bowtie12oclock Před 11 měsíci +10

    “With more input lag it gives you actually more time to react” -Phil The FGC is jealous of me” Burnell

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 Před 11 měsíci +7

    "I can't react! Look at the milliseconds!"
    *16*
    That's an amazing connection and he still lost. Jesus Christ.

    • @Bad_Gazpacho
      @Bad_Gazpacho Před 11 měsíci

      I'd kick my dog for that kind of stable connection.

  • @RC__1207
    @RC__1207 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I love those "You didn't outplay me" moments. Dude is snorting megatons of copium.

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj Před 11 měsíci +30

    15:59
    - Keeps attacking without spacing (definitely not mashing without thinking ahead)
    - Hit Zangief mid air that doesn't knock him down
    - Zangief landed and recovery then use critical art and it hit him because of "luck"
    Piggy definitely doesn't mashing button or failed to read Zangief who have critical art ready and full dive meters guys, Gief just super lucky ack ack ack

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown Před 11 měsíci +4

      Zangief player here. His CA is literally THE comeback move ideal for a wake-up since if you're near him when he executes it, there's no reaction to avoid it. Everyone knows so they tend to stay away but Phil got too greedy and he got owned

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 Před 11 měsíci +1

      MY LOYAL FANS

  • @TwoyBwoy
    @TwoyBwoy Před 11 měsíci +51

    3:12. Cammy didn't guess. You were clearly hitting a button and she has an invincible super. As a Cammy main, I would do that exact same thing.

    • @rubensano4860
      @rubensano4860 Před 11 měsíci

      Why are you a Cammy main? Dirty boy.

    • @taham33
      @taham33 Před 11 měsíci +13

      He doesn't really know what guess means either

    • @TheOhzoneLayer
      @TheOhzoneLayer Před 11 měsíci

      She definitely didn't have enough time to react to that input with a super

    • @theofficialhankhill3280
      @theofficialhankhill3280 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@TheOhzoneLayer she 100% did, she was knocked down and he prolly pressured her like five times before that so she knew that he was gonna keep doing it and she used a reversal, pretty much it

    • @TheOhzoneLayer
      @TheOhzoneLayer Před 11 měsíci

      @@theofficialhankhill3280 she probably knew he was going to do it cause it's his pattern but she didn't see the move come out then decide to do it. That's too fast for raw reaction time

  • @Sillydk-ot6dk
    @Sillydk-ot6dk Před 11 měsíci +8

    LOL one second in and he is melting down " Mooooooom he took my wiiiiiiin" 👶🍼

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Phil: I'm going to be less salty.
    Also Phil:

  • @honeydarlinggaming9156
    @honeydarlinggaming9156 Před 11 měsíci +15

    20:40 Phil just ltierally admiting that he KNOWS he will EVENTUALLY REACH IT NO MATTER WHAT. All he has to do just KEEP GRINDING. That's fucking hilarious and sad at the same time. Admiting there's NO SKILL OR EFFORT needed to reach master but beating himself off FURIOUSLY when he gets there. Hilarious.

  • @Throbingkcoc
    @Throbingkcoc Před 11 měsíci +5

    Watching him get beat by another E Honda was great. What a crybaby😢.

  • @adamt0987
    @adamt0987 Před 11 měsíci +15

    With only 17ms of input lag, you can't react to any of that, cuz if you try, your move gets dropped and you're already hit.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +3

      as a prior semipro gamer in cal league... packet loss is more important, especially if your ping is below 30 ms... phil has no clue what a packet is or ping in reality.. he just uses words others say from 2010 gaming days

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 11 měsíci +4

      So a low ping is a detractor, and a high ping is also a detractor.

    • @everestshadow
      @everestshadow Před 11 měsíci

      @@dertythegrower Packet loss used to be an issue but for modern games it's not as much problematic as it used to be. Modern games often use forward correction, redundant packet delivery or out of order multiplexing to reduce the impact of packet loss. This is where the excuse of "dropping input" coming from. That said like every excuse Phil use he offers no proof to back it up. And like you pointed out he would not even know how anyway.

  • @FA7ALtheGOD
    @FA7ALtheGOD Před 11 měsíci +3

    Its so funny watching him try and play the 6th iteration in the series like the 2nd game in the series..

  • @droclorefield6438
    @droclorefield6438 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Always insult followed by fake laugh. Never change pigroach.

  • @dontworryaboutit5490
    @dontworryaboutit5490 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Love seeing him getting smashed by a low tier ryu, who has to rely on fundamentals and footsies to win. Then crying like the guy got lucky

  • @LesPeterGuitarJam
    @LesPeterGuitarJam Před 11 měsíci +14

    Phil's knowledge of how net code works is just as strong as his gaming skills... Snort...

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci

      😂 lies caught at 13:40 as he claims it is high ping milliseconds in the connection.. the game uses basic science to calculate that.. its very low and says 16 ms... most people outside a big city will never see connection that fast.. he is excuse boook of excuses

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 Před 11 měsíci +3

    That Cammy match must have been his first one on when he’s role playing as someone who’s a good sport 😂

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 Před 11 měsíci +17

    20:43 "whatever! All I can do is keep playing and keep grinding and keep gaining points..." bro just admitted that getting to Master rank is just a matter of grinding but acted as if it was one of the biggest achievements of his entire life when he did it the first time. Also keep in mind he hasnt played hardly ANY actual games AT Master Rank because he knows he'd get destroyed and, in fact, he did the few games he did play. 100% guarantee when he gets to Master, he just never plays that character at Master and moves on to someone else. He doesn't wanna compete for Master Rate because it's a true ELO-style system where you win as much as your opponent loses and vice-versa, so he can't just grind to keep gaining points like he is now.

    • @taham33
      @taham33 Před 11 měsíci +1

      He already said that after getting to master with Honda or Blanka, he will focus on the other one, and when he has both on Masters he will pick up "some of his secondary characters"
      So yeah, he doesn't actually plan to use any character on Master rank. He doesn't even use them on Community Nights

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +1

      ❤ very well said... adult like take unlike derich

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před 11 měsíci +3

      And I will bet my life that he will never get master with a character that takes skilll like Lily, Jamie, Ryu, Chun-Li, and Dhalism.

    • @nugzmedallion8929
      @nugzmedallion8929 Před 11 měsíci

      @JoeyCentral definitely, 120% never Lily bro, you have to have an IQ just a *little* higher than the 80-90 points that would show up if Phil took the test to play Lily effectively at high levels. Honestly all the other characters you said fit this mold as well, especially Dhalsim, but something tells me he probably wouldnt be able to even get Lily past Diamond 1 or 2 at most. If that.

  • @Arashi_2358
    @Arashi_2358 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I thought his hand hurt.

  • @rp71284
    @rp71284 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Phil played for 2+ hours and went up +300 in level points by barely winning 60% of his games. And even that was from the random times he beat a higher Diamond level than him.
    He's going to need at least 5-10 more streams just to get Master.

    • @honeydarlinggaming9156
      @honeydarlinggaming9156 Před 11 měsíci +8

      And you KNOW. YOU KNOW he will claim this means he's "Good at the game" and "Proves he's good at fighting games" despite only have a BARELY about 50% winrate. Lol

    • @jaguarjosh24
      @jaguarjosh24 Před 11 měsíci

      @@honeydarlinggaming9156 isnt it more like 42 since hes out of the casual/learning ranks?

    • @MasterJim87
      @MasterJim87 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Rember when he said it would only take a few sessions to get to master 😂😂😂

    • @XxFinalFlashXx1
      @XxFinalFlashXx1 Před 11 měsíci +2

      He freaked out when he placed Platinum and said it would take forever to hit Master lmao

    • @sillylittlesheepjax6009
      @sillylittlesheepjax6009 Před 11 měsíci

      he is still better than 80% ppl watching him, sad but true

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 Před 11 měsíci +8

    He depends way to much on drive rush low into grab. He doesnt even think about it he does it even when hes too far away to hit😂

  • @TheDarkQueen89
    @TheDarkQueen89 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Phil just expects his opponents to put their controller/joystick on the table and let him win.

  • @zombieclown18
    @zombieclown18 Před 11 měsíci +3

    How does he not get tired of repeating the same excuse over and over again he sound like a broken record

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 Před 11 měsíci +4

    15:58 "MY LOYAL FANS" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 classic Gief shit! The salt is delicious.

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester Před 11 měsíci +4

    He does a completely unsafe move, guy blocks and punishes. Phil's response "what a fucking scrub" 😆😆😆 What else was he expecting the guy to do?

  • @sway6011
    @sway6011 Před 11 měsíci +7

    how tf he do be hatin when he plays the most gimmick char in sf6

  • @thatONEmachine
    @thatONEmachine Před 11 měsíci +3

    He's trying SO HARD to not freak out. It's pathetic, actually. Like everything else he does.
    "There's no reason to get worked up over it..." and then proceeds to get REALLY worked up about it.

  • @vkp2211
    @vkp2211 Před 11 měsíci +7

    incredible master level player gaining only 300 points in 3 hours of nonstop gameplay in diamond.

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 Před 11 měsíci +3

    “He didn’t earn any hits.”
    What does that mean? How are these hits unearned. Imagine him in an actual fight and he tries to say stupid crap like this.
    “Yeah, he punched me 20 times in the face but they were unearned though, so the lost didn’t count really.”

  • @surrenderfleet
    @surrenderfleet Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Didn't outplay me - I knew what he was doing!"
    DSP in a Honda Mirror match that he lost

  • @jervey123
    @jervey123 Před 11 měsíci +1

    *ping says 15ms
    "look at the milliseconds!! i can't react, can't do anything about it..."

  • @roundishcap
    @roundishcap Před 11 měsíci +9

    Is everyone but the character dsp plays "top tier" Also he is getting downloaded every match.

  • @StarkosiTV
    @StarkosiTV Před 7 měsíci +1

    "DiDn'T oUtPlAy Me" -- Then why didn't you win?

  • @thatONEmachine
    @thatONEmachine Před 11 měsíci +1

    Every opponent Phail plays guesses. He guesses too, he just guesses wrong constantly and his opponents guess correctly every time.

  • @cypherdk85
    @cypherdk85 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Dont forget, capcom is a huge detractor, even though it says 31 ping for Phil, its really 3000 😉

  • @philipblaise5166
    @philipblaise5166 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Need to start doing a drinking game for how many times he says i cant do anything

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před 11 měsíci

      You won’t make it through a single stream alive

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 Před 11 měsíci +2

    4:00 And it was still enough to beat yer ass. Piggy's asking for ChrisG levels of ass whooping daily. "Pain is pleasure ack ack ack!"

  • @bakuequinox5879
    @bakuequinox5879 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I like that you're edits of the Banana song is getting more intricate every time.

  • @Hexagonal_Crank
    @Hexagonal_Crank Před 11 měsíci +7

    7:16 - wait, did he just say "Can't block" while walking forward into an attack?

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci +2

      we can see the inputs in replays and pro players prove this in sf6 replays of him playing with the input arrows on the sides... its phil not doing fast and accurate inputs, for undeniable sure 😂

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz Před 11 měsíci

      Sounds about right. Like when he complains that he couldn't block when he gets hit during the active or recovery frames of an unsafe move.

  • @UnFun--_--
    @UnFun--_-- Před 11 měsíci +3

    Oh. The game deals in nanoseconds... That explains why he's losing. Phil's brain only deals in yoctoseconds in Planck time.

  • @nathanielbeven9052
    @nathanielbeven9052 Před 11 měsíci +2

    if only his ego could stop coping verbally for 1 second he could concentrate on playing better. its like Tourettes for regarded people.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci

      🎉i say this out loud a lot.. if he just stoppes trying to create excuses why he lost.. he may be able to focus on.. the game

  • @vq9834uq3
    @vq9834uq3 Před 11 měsíci +2

    19:37 he gets angry faster than he can react with reversal LMFAO even with two hits of hitstop

  • @LowTierDio
    @LowTierDio Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love that phil has no concept of frame data and advantage, or being plus or minus.

    • @mickjagger223
      @mickjagger223 Před 11 měsíci

      He's still stuck in the Street Fighter 2 era where that stuff didn't matter. He will never adapt to the new era of fighting games where you need to know frame data.

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I always love his argument that somehow not having a strategy against him would be more effective than having one. If people are crushing you "pressing random buttons", how badly would you actually get bodied by someone with real skills?

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Dave, you know throw escapes are a thing right? Love how he claims pattern play but falls for it every time

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz Před 11 měsíci +1

    They're all top tier when he's playing against them, but not viable for competitive play when he picks them.
    He's been watching Justin Wong with all his talk of "OD"

  • @eviled33
    @eviled33 Před 11 měsíci +1

    OMM and Jaxx now accounting for half his daily tips per day

  • @boltsy1395
    @boltsy1395 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Remember this is the guy who can’t get past the 1st boss in armored core 6 and guess what everyone… IT WAS A HELICOPTER!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @chad8813
    @chad8813 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Hes extra salty lately because his best sf6 paypig has abandoned him and its exquisite

  • @xMakavelo
    @xMakavelo Před 11 měsíci

    Lol wtf, he seriously complained about good connection, I can’t anymore 😂

  • @amadeushellsing1998
    @amadeushellsing1998 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Ahhh yesss more Phil salt and rage perfect thing to cheer me up

  • @Straid6
    @Straid6 Před 11 měsíci

    If "He does this, therefore i lose" was a person

  • @WeCareAlot4693
    @WeCareAlot4693 Před 11 měsíci

    "I still don't know why I'm getting hit! I didn't do anything."
    Try: doing something.

  • @allieboy181
    @allieboy181 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Any time Phil gets a sliver of a chance to win he chokes. Lol

  • @steelo1364
    @steelo1364 Před 11 měsíci +1

    He honestly said that with more MS delay you can react better, might be the biggest cope he has ever said since being on the internet. Truly an insane man.

  • @simplelife88393
    @simplelife88393 Před 11 měsíci

    The way he says 'Online play man' like he's ever played the game against another human offline

  • @ThePsyMinded
    @ThePsyMinded Před 11 měsíci

    Dsp: "They mash on wake up! Mash mash mash!" 3 seconds later: Randomly use command grab 100 ft away. xD

  • @iamlucidess
    @iamlucidess Před 11 měsíci +1

    Lovely Jamie play. Didn't know you could heavy air kick then luminous kick after a level 3!

  • @MetroidMan90
    @MetroidMan90 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Did he literally complain about both a high ping and a low ping in the same stream??

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake Před 11 měsíci +1

    My favorite part of last night's disaster stream was after Phil won and declared "that is how you get outplayed" only to get absolutely bodied in the next round by the same player.

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Zero input lag makes you unable to react" Uhhhmmm maybe YOUR reaction time is just atrocious? Ever thought about that?

  • @shaunedaniel
    @shaunedaniel Před 11 měsíci +2

    Same day this streamed happened. Justin Wong posted a video where he went on a 20+ win streak playing Honda at Master rank and said he needed to be nerfed. lol

  • @SmokeyAmp
    @SmokeyAmp Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Didn't do anything impressive or revolutionary"
    As if DSP's gameplay is absolutely unique and never-before seen.
    Truth of it is, Phil, they don't need to do anything impressive to beat you.

  • @Scouragous
    @Scouragous Před 11 měsíci +1

    I almost had a brain aneurysm when he said "all he's doing is pressing buttons in a sequence"

  • @Z50nemesis
    @Z50nemesis Před 11 měsíci

    I love how he shot on wake up level 3 but loves doing it

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 Před 11 měsíci +13

    Man dsp is about to do bathsalt and bite someone face off at this point. He lost his whales and now he keeps getting destroyed online getting beyond salty

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O Před 11 měsíci +4

      He's probably going to snap at some point. He's been in a downward spiral for years but this year has been especially bad for him. The side scrollers interview really broke him.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci

      that was not bath salt.. i wss there in miami that day that guy did that.. its pcp that makes people do that. they did not detect anything in the face eater dna as pcp has a very low halflife within 24 hours.. so analysis didnt detect it in time.. undeniable...

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 11 měsíci

      that was pcp.. media didnt know what they were on.. they admit this and i was a local in miami that day

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@ShadowFox10587Othat side scrollers episode was madness. I did not expect keem and itsagundam. That interview lost any shred of respect i might of had for Phil for being an OG. Straight chronic liar

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA Před 11 měsíci +1

    "That's online play, look at the milliseconds. Didn't let me react." 16ms?! That's an amazing connection, how can you possible blame lag- oh right, this is DSP, who thinks that if the connection is TOO good, then it somehow starts speeding through time and space and the game runs faster.

  • @Tempest2110
    @Tempest2110 Před 11 měsíci +1

    So phil just admitted that in person anyone would win against him by complaining about the 17ms connection lol

  • @SrCarlo20
    @SrCarlo20 Před 11 měsíci

    Whenever Phil says "mmmmh?" Like in a Sherlock Holmes movie so we get to the conclusion that he is getting screwed by the game because... Reasons

  • @isupportthecurrentthing5225
    @isupportthecurrentthing5225 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I used to act like this when I played video games too. At 9 years old. 🤣

  • @Darktotaled
    @Darktotaled Před 11 měsíci

    there is no guessing against dsp. after just one round you already know everything you need to beat him

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer Před 11 měsíci

    "Its just playing a pattern!"
    ...if you know the pattern, why cant you beat it?