I'm not gay, but I'll learn

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  • čas přidán 2. 04. 2016
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  • @metalloproteases
    @metalloproteases Před 2 lety +17362

    "i don't wanna kill you, but i will"

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Před 2 lety +424

      That’s a classic win win situation right there.

    • @magdalena_dewinter
      @magdalena_dewinter Před 2 lety +307

      me in the mirror when i have a ten page essay that i haven’t started due in two hours

    • @mammontustado9680
      @mammontustado9680 Před 2 lety +96

      What made this twice as funny was how he was flicking Lisa's hair while saying that.

    • @fakename2956
      @fakename2956 Před 2 lety +54

      This! This is the one men want to hear ladies

    • @abclevxyz
      @abclevxyz Před 2 lety +14

      7 simple words

  • @infjgirl3850
    @infjgirl3850 Před 2 lety +13327

    “I’m married to the sea” 😂😂

    • @vilyda
      @vilyda Před 2 lety +379

      Jack sparrow legit used that one when he thought cross dressed Elizabeth was professing her love

    • @Shelek_Bearer
      @Shelek_Bearer Před 2 lety +162

      Shame Homer got turned down by the Sea Cap'n, but he knew in his heart that he just wanted more of the all-you-can-eat seafood.

    • @Sassi7997
      @Sassi7997 Před 2 lety +24

      Aye.

    • @kahn9980
      @kahn9980 Před 2 lety +109

      It's a joke about the song *Brandy* by Looking Glass (1972)

    • @lastEvergreen
      @lastEvergreen Před 2 lety +56

      Brandy your a fine girl…

  • @eileensnow6153
    @eileensnow6153 Před 2 lety +15212

    I love that Marge gives sound, mature advice but Homer literally just gives her a cheat code 😂

    • @rupertperiwinkle4477
      @rupertperiwinkle4477 Před 2 lety +188

      PS. I AM GAY. Swish

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 Před 2 lety +131

      @@rupertperiwinkle4477 Yeah doesn’t she have a girlfriend or a wife in the future? 💕

    • @rupertperiwinkle4477
      @rupertperiwinkle4477 Před 2 lety +62

      @@eileensnow6153 idk. Stopped watching past season 12 a long time ago

    • @ashtoncommittedarsonbutina131
      @ashtoncommittedarsonbutina131 Před 2 lety +41

      @@eileensnow6153 i think i saw a clip somewhere here on youtube some time ago. you can probably find it searching something like "lisa simpson's girlfriend"

    • @deanmoncaster
      @deanmoncaster Před 2 lety +5

      The only game I knew with s great coffee was Simpsons you could get free infinite credits!

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman Před 2 lety +7518

    jesus, homer's been through some shit.

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 Před 2 lety +229

      I feel kind of bad for him at this scene...

    • @thebobbrom7176
      @thebobbrom7176 Před 2 lety +360

      Remember he heard all of these before high school

    • @aceclop
      @aceclop Před 2 lety +111

      I honestly always interpreted as that's what Homer was telling other people

    • @DanielAlves-xe4om
      @DanielAlves-xe4om Před 2 lety +345

      @@aceclop well, he said “I’ve heard it all”, implying he was at the receiving end of these
      Iines.

    • @aceclop
      @aceclop Před 2 lety +44

      @@DanielAlves-xe4om
      True although, I'd like to imagine that he heard them in the sense that he said them because it's more funny imagining him saying those excuses

  • @noneofyrbusiness1
    @noneofyrbusiness1 Před 7 lety +10218

    After all of these years, I still laugh so hard at this scene.

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia Před 2 lety +72

      After all these years, did you learn to be gay?

    • @TransIsBest
      @TransIsBest Před 2 lety +40

      @@IRosamelia Asking the important questions

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia Před 2 lety +19

      @@TransIsBest absolutely 😜

    • @karoroy
      @karoroy Před 2 lety +52

      Then Lisa goes on to marry two woman in one of the future episodes like.. damn she really learned

    • @someone3195
      @someone3195 Před 2 lety +5

      Um so the joke is that, I will learn to be gay just to avoid u?

  • @eduardof7322
    @eduardof7322 Před 2 lety +2518

    0:22 I think its cute how Homer plays with Lisa´s hair as he is giving her advice

    • @Diana-mu7pc
      @Diana-mu7pc Před 2 lety +241

      Thank you for pointing that out 🥺 cute shit

    • @free_h2o142
      @free_h2o142 Před 2 lety +114

      I never noticed

    • @laurenjcoates
      @laurenjcoates Před 2 lety +148

      What a sweet little detail

    • @kaikysouza9861
      @kaikysouza9861 Před 2 lety +88

      Of course, who else's hair would he play with? not his own that's for sure

    • @Quepasaaqui718
      @Quepasaaqui718 Před 2 lety +25

      Awww lol never noticed that! Lol

  • @onelasttry
    @onelasttry Před 2 lety +3482

    I’ve seen this episode so many times but this is the first time I noticed Homer flipping Lisa’s hair when he puts his arm around her. I love finding little details like that. 🙂

    • @Wayneebrum
      @Wayneebrum Před 2 lety +23

      Is life that boring?

    • @crazzylarry1
      @crazzylarry1 Před 2 lety +686

      @@Wayneebrum at least he's not writing unproductive negative replies to strangers online.

    • @JaneDoe-po4gu
      @JaneDoe-po4gu Před 2 lety +56

      Omg I just caught that💖

    • @jasper1529
      @jasper1529 Před 2 lety +89

      Aww that’s such a cute detail🥺
      also @WayneDaniels good job on making fun of someone for making a comment but you’re doing the exact same thing😘

    • @asiletihw6993
      @asiletihw6993 Před 2 lety +64

      I haven't even notice it till you mention it! That's adorable

  • @juliancwcwcw
    @juliancwcwcw Před 2 lety +2846

    The older I get....Homer's jokes get closer to being legitimate life observations and advice.

    • @livingminimumwage6359
      @livingminimumwage6359 Před 2 lety +115

      That's the brilliance of the Simpsons writers in the first ten seasons. It was true satire with a lesson.

    • @LlamitaFiel
      @LlamitaFiel Před 2 lety +42

      Interesting, so you’re not gay but you’ll learn? 🧐

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon Před 2 lety +49

      Yep. You start out as a kid relating with Bart, but the older you get, the more of what homer says starts to hit home.

    • @Spacemonkeymojo
      @Spacemonkeymojo Před 2 lety +11

      @@Camelotsmoon as a kid I loved Bart but Homer is the best character.

    • @akmi1931
      @akmi1931 Před 11 měsíci +40

      @@Camelotsmoon and eventually, you’ll be old enough to relate to Grandpa Simpson.

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 Před 2 lety +4414

    Man most comedies would have had homer getting increasingly angry as he keeps going on about various rejections, but the way he just nonchalantly tells Lisa is hilarious, and actually quite cool that he never let these rejections bother him lmao.

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 Před 2 lety +391

      Several years after a happy wedding, those kind of things have less power over you i suppose.

    • @jordankyte9203
      @jordankyte9203 Před 2 lety +162

      He's just a simple guy that can be happy with simple things and his personality gets him places because he can charm people into things. He's not very different from Joey Tribbiani. Some people like Grimes will hate him but for the most part he wins hearts, like with the power plant building contest for children.

    • @misteruncanny
      @misteruncanny Před 2 lety +85

      My dumbass thought that he was giving her advice that he's used to reject people

    • @bilib1891
      @bilib1891 Před 2 lety +10

      No, they wouldn't.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 Před 2 lety +2

      Got a good point 👉

  • @eisenheim46
    @eisenheim46 Před 7 lety +3074

    Little does she know, she will learn...

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify Před 6 lety +98

      eisenheim Oh god what have they done now

    • @Kerorofan1990
      @Kerorofan1990 Před 6 lety +239

      Oh, it's nothing big. A few episodes in the future show her doing the whole college experimentation thing. Didn't seem to stick, though.

    • @ikarikakarot
      @ikarikakarot Před 5 lety +29

      Don't worry it was only in a picture tho and the episode may have not been canon

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson Před 4 lety +285

      @@Kerorofan1990 to elaborate: In one episode we get to see a transition of future family portraits where when she goes to collage she has a girlfriend and bart has a girlfriend in the photo, then the next photo she has a girlfriend and has stolen Barts Girlfriend too, then she's single (I think?), then she settles for Milhouse.

    • @CoralineMoth
      @CoralineMoth Před 2 lety +81

      THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WE ALL NEED

  • @VileStorms
    @VileStorms Před 2 lety +49

    "Im not gay but I'll learn"😂😂

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay Před měsícem +4

      Yet he panics when John the antiques dealer turns out to be gay. Plot-driven prejudice is always cringeworthy.

  • @JM19649
    @JM19649 Před 2 lety +106

    "your infatuation is based on a physical attraction, talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common"

    • @danielorr7124
      @danielorr7124 Před 11 měsíci +17

      "Wow Barney, that was so insightful!" "It was written on this bar napkin!"

    • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
      @keepitsecret-dl1pr Před 6 dny

      that's the worst, when you actually have loads in common and have very similar interests, hurts about 50 times more when they leave you

  • @FALL-LAFF-7477
    @FALL-LAFF-7477 Před 3 lety +455

    Why am I laughing and crying at the same time I listening Homer's Realest Rejection around this time?

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than Před 2 lety +9

      I was told I was really nice/funny/smart but...."you're too tall for me". 😫 BTW: not a dude and these guys were shorter. 😔

    • @rainandhail67
      @rainandhail67 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Gumbier_Than I would have told em “jokes on you I’m tall enough to beat your ass two times over”

    • @cindyversion1201
      @cindyversion1201 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Gumbier_Than Guys usually like shorter girls or girls with the same height

    • @cindyversion1201
      @cindyversion1201 Před 2 lety +2

      @Joseph Hitler True, girls usually like taller guys, It adds to the feeling of protection that girls like to have from a guy and also guys like to be seen in this way.

    • @justskip4595
      @justskip4595 Před 8 měsíci

      @@Gumbier_Than Couple of times I have heard women talk about them being too tall and when I have said that they're not too tall in my opinion, they have then without blinking said to me that I am too tall.

  • @eucoliptus
    @eucoliptus Před 2 lety +28

    "the worst she can say is no"
    her:

  • @sleepyburr
    @sleepyburr Před 2 lety +900

    "I'm married to the sea. I don't want to kill you, but I will."
    I like to imagine those last two are in fact a part of the same statement because - in my goofy ass imagination - it gives off a vibe like Homer was once dating some eldritch Cthulhu babe or a Siren or something.

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX Před 2 lety +19

      Probably referencing the Little mermaid to be honest

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 Před 2 lety +64

      @@ShadowSkyX I suspect you're joking but just in case you aren't: "Married to the sea" was the token response of sailors to get out of settling down with their girls in port. It's doubly funny because it implies Homer was dating a salty old-timey sailor.

    • @danielorr7124
      @danielorr7124 Před 11 měsíci +16

      My favorite was "I don't speak English" but she is telling him in English-

    • @d4rksonic474
      @d4rksonic474 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@danielorr7124 "I NO speak English." implying she's a latina or something like that.

  • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525
    @thebreakfastmegapowers3525 Před 3 lety +374

    I'm both laughing and impress Homer correctly said 6 words

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 Před 3 lety +60

      This is classic Simpsons Homer, not modern Simpsons Homer.

    • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525
      @thebreakfastmegapowers3525 Před 3 lety +35

      @@olenickel6013 Classic Homer was also stupid enough to go with Barts idea to steal Mr. Burns mail without knowing his own bosses first name

    • @MrSniperfox29
      @MrSniperfox29 Před 2 lety +19

      @@thebreakfastmegapowers3525 Classis Homer also knew the laws of thermodynamics

    • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525
      @thebreakfastmegapowers3525 Před 2 lety +21

      @@MrSniperfox29 Classic Homer also didn't want 20 dollars but a salty peanut

    • @MrSniperfox29
      @MrSniperfox29 Před 2 lety +12

      @@thebreakfastmegapowers3525 Homer's brain, however, did.

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire Před 3 lety +6448

    Dear Ralph, I must leave you. Why? I cannot say. Where am I going? You cannot know. How will I get there? Eh, I haven't decided that yet. But there is one thing I can tell you: every time the wind blows, it'll whisper the name "Ralph".
    P.S., I am gay.

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Před 2 lety +701

    0:08 damn homer drinks that beer really fast

    • @zparkplug2788
      @zparkplug2788 Před 2 lety +42

      me the second im off work

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 Před 2 lety +14

      You can hear it swish around seconds later, that's just lazy animation lol

    • @HighTierGod
      @HighTierGod Před 2 lety +11

      years of alcohol abuse lol

    • @WeedShaggy
      @WeedShaggy Před 2 lety

      He has that beer gut.

    • @SRofKings
      @SRofKings Před 11 měsíci

      & now here is a list of all the gay people in Springfield

  • @domvasta
    @domvasta Před 2 měsíci +7

    If a girl told me "I'm not gay, but I'll learn" that would be the worst burn ever

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb Před měsícem +2

      I'm still so confused

    • @goatlover6312
      @goatlover6312 Před 7 dny

      @@ThomasTheThermonuclearBombIt means that even though she is not attracted to women she would rather try to make a relationship with a woman work than date him.

  • @TheByron130
    @TheByron130 Před 2 lety +19

    I'm married to the sea .....oh if I only had a nickel for every time I've heard that one.

    • @danielorr7124
      @danielorr7124 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I'm leaving town ... my phone is broken ... My job won't give me weekends off... my parents won't let me date until I am 35... there is a massive lexicon of rejection out there.

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@danielorr7124don't forget the fake letter saying you've been drafted. 🤣

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade Před 2 lety +389

    "I guess I'm trying to find the Milhouse in Nelson."
    "But I'm ALL Milhouse!!"

    • @Grim_Bud
      @Grim_Bud Před 2 lety +12

      Don't worry she got horny when she found the Nelson in Milhouse.

    • @danielorr7124
      @danielorr7124 Před 11 měsíci +11

      Heard that one so many times - they want a tough guy or a bad boy to act sensitive, but they will take a hard pass on a guy who is truly sensitive-

    • @hocuspocus9713
      @hocuspocus9713 Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@danielorr7124 Because they want to know both that the guy can be strong to protect her but also be able to communicate with her well so they can get along with each other. Just being sensitive doesn't prove that the guy is strong and that is a liability to a woman.

    • @devcrom3
      @devcrom3 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@danielorr7124No one wants all peanut butter. You gotta have chocolate, too.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp Před 8 měsíci +3

      "Plus my mom says I'm the handsomest kid in school."

  • @lolza127
    @lolza127 Před 2 lety +204

    I love how open minded Homer is

    • @jabberwock6
      @jabberwock6 Před rokem

      Except for marge on a couple of occasions

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 10 měsíci

      Lies again? MIT Canada Gay

    • @roxas5071
      @roxas5071 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Wasnt he homophobic for a whole episode?

    • @deadmeatjb
      @deadmeatjb Před 8 měsíci

      The west coast is like that, east coast is a little too catholic, Midwest is basically the south but ones darker

    • @Raven-pr6vd
      @Raven-pr6vd Před 8 měsíci

      @@roxas5071 No he wasn't.

  • @Child_of_the_lie
    @Child_of_the_lie Před 2 lety +22

    "I'm not gay but I'll learn" useful for so many reasons.

  • @qinshihuang8414
    @qinshihuang8414 Před 11 měsíci +20

    "ah sweet pity where would my love life have been without it"
    the man got a point...

  • @vanguardplays3418
    @vanguardplays3418 Před 2 lety +78

    Wouldn't the "I only like you as a friend" line be the best thing Lisa could have said

    • @vanguardplays3418
      @vanguardplays3418 Před 2 lety +14

      @Joseph Hitler so basically no matter what Lisa said unless it was brutal Ralph would not leave her alone

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před 2 lety +5

      Nope, It's one of the worst for her. The only thing worse is: "you are such a Nice Guy".

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Před měsícem

      Which she kinda did said that

    • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
      @keepitsecret-dl1pr Před 6 dny

      so did you miss the part when she gave him a valentines card? That would be the same as outright saying "I lied about liking you"

  • @FlamingLily
    @FlamingLily Před 8 měsíci +12

    "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
    And Lisa Simpson took that advice to heart.

  • @MsDudette21
    @MsDudette21 Před 2 lety +305

    "I'm not gay, but I'll learn" -Kurt Cobain

    • @mammontustado9680
      @mammontustado9680 Před 2 lety

      Wat?

    • @andreaf8404
      @andreaf8404 Před 2 lety

      HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 Před 2 lety +80

      @@mammontustado9680 kurt cobain thought he was gay when he was a kid. He also said he'd probably be bisexual if he wasn't with Courtney. Apparently he was pretty feminine as a kid and liked to try on dresses. And as an adult he wore dresses sometimes cuz they were comfortable and to piss off homophobes. Also recently found out he and Courtney had drag nannies for Frances. Dude was very LGBT friendly. Ahead of his time for sure. I love the fact he was a sensitive man.💕

    • @zepp90al
      @zepp90al Před 2 lety +12

      @@MsDudette21 Aw Kurt was the best ❤️

    • @Takiki
      @Takiki Před 2 lety +11

      @@MsDudette21 by today’s standards, he would think he’s trans not gay lol

  • @Icedcoffee03
    @Icedcoffee03 Před 2 lety +12

    "I no speak English" Lmao love that part

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools Před 2 lety +67

    Homer just gave us lessons on how to avoid small talks.

    • @PeteyThePenguin
      @PeteyThePenguin Před 2 lety +12

      -"Hey, how's it going?"
      -"I don't want to kill you, but I will."

  • @caffinatedirl8466
    @caffinatedirl8466 Před 2 lety +58

    "I dont wanna kill you but i will" just casually tossed in there 🤣🤣🤣 this show in its hayday is still one of the funniest animated series i have ever watched. Hands down.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat Před 8 měsíci +4

    "I don't wanna kill you but I will."

  • @goosemchonkington2305
    @goosemchonkington2305 Před 2 lety +9

    I wasn't gay, but I learned

  • @gedgemondod8808
    @gedgemondod8808 Před 2 lety +19

    Back when Homer was stupid but meant well, rather than now where he's maliciously stupid

  • @antenna_prolly
    @antenna_prolly Před 11 měsíci +3

    TVTropes' profile relationship status choices be like

  • @janedoe-ld5gt
    @janedoe-ld5gt Před 2 měsíci +2

    “Ahh sweet pity! Where would my love life have been without it?”
    *stares at Marge*

  • @PrincessofPower84
    @PrincessofPower84 Před 10 měsíci +2

    "I no speak English..."

  • @Nocturne22
    @Nocturne22 Před 5 lety +3488

    This is one of the few times Lisa should have listened to Homer, not Marge. Lisa should have just lied to save herself the trouble. She's in an unwinnable situation anyways: if she tells Ralph outright she doesn't like him, she's the bad guy for hurting his feelings. If she lets him down easy but he keeps pursuing, it's her fault for not being firm enough.

    • @Marcus280898
      @Marcus280898 Před 5 lety +630

      A simple, polite rejection should be all that's needed. If Ralph doesn't get the message, it becomes his fault.

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 Před 4 lety +565

      @@Marcus280898 She spent the entire episode telling him no, but he wouldn't leave her alone. Yet the narrative in this episode portrays LISA as the one who was wrong for going off on him in public, as if that wasn't a response to Ralph declaring his 'love' for her on television even after she made it clear she went to the Krusty show with him as only a friend.

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard Před 3 lety +136

      @@Nocturne22 to be fair he is mentally disabled, which is where the awkwardness comes from.

    • @smoogirl
      @smoogirl Před 3 lety +435

      @@Marcus280898 I think they missed an opportunity to talk about the fact a woman saying no is completely ignored a lot of the time, like in the episode. Half the time 'no' isn't good enough, and you have to tell them you have a boyfriend to try get them to fuck off.

    • @innertuber4049
      @innertuber4049 Před 3 lety +194

      @@smoogirl
      Honestly, The Simpsons does a lot of that (at least in the early seasons, not sure about the later ones). They're just subtle. Marge is a walking commentary on female suppression, and constantly has to deal with men not respecting her opinion

  • @innertuber4049
    @innertuber4049 Před 3 lety +106

    Marge's is nice, but once she's older, if she's still living in the same town, Ralph would still be going after her. What she actually ended up doing was a lot better for her and him.

    • @JuniorNitro
      @JuniorNitro Před 2 lety +4

      Then Bart pinpoints the second when his heart rips in half.

    • @beatrix1120
      @beatrix1120 Před 2 lety +5

      Homers "I like you as a friend" actually seems like a better option imo

  • @jackson5116
    @jackson5116 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Smart advice from Homer! A quick and easy answer for getting out.

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps Před 8 měsíci +5

    The fact that Lisa’s actually bisexual

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 Před 11 měsíci +21

    It's been so many years but my brother and I worshiped this show. We could do a whole episode by memory. I still remembered almost all the lines Homer gave. The only one I forgot was "I'm married to the sea." This show was such brilliance back in the day.

  • @alexg1778
    @alexg1778 Před 2 lety +24

    Classic Simpsons is the pinnacle of animated comedy.

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG Před 2 lety +53

    Flip that scenario for me
    “I’m not straight, but I’ll learn.”

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Před 2 lety +7

      "Romance is dead to me and I have no desire to learn Necromancy."
      Rhymes and if you say it confidential sounds a bit cool.

    • @RomanesEuntDomus.
      @RomanesEuntDomus. Před rokem

      No one is gay for you

  • @jacobdehaan4114
    @jacobdehaan4114 Před 2 lety +27

    When Homer said "I've heard them all", I automatically shouted at the TV: "Me too!"

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than Před 8 měsíci +1

      Has anybody ever told you "I'm not gay, but I'll learn"?
      I really hope not. 😂

    • @jacobdehaan4114
      @jacobdehaan4114 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@Gumbier_Than ok, I haven't heard that one yet 😂

  • @SummeRain783
    @SummeRain783 Před 2 lety +68

    They forgot these:
    “I planned our wedding”
    “I want to have your kids”

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 Před 2 lety +15

      those can backfire though

    • @nessesaryschoolthing
      @nessesaryschoolthing Před 2 lety +3

      @@emeraldfinder5 It's a high risk play

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym Před 11 měsíci +5

      none of these are rejections, they're reverse psychology and potential Ls

  • @MetalIsNotOver
    @MetalIsNotOver Před 2 lety +84

    In the Latinamerican dub they changed the gay line with: "I hate all men" and it's funny, but always seemed kinda off. Thanks algorithm for letting me know why!

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah, I hear Latin America’s even more uncomfortable than Cheeseburger America about LGBT+ issues!

    • @MetalIsNotOver
      @MetalIsNotOver Před 2 lety +19

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated yeah I can testify that, in the case of my country, they broadcasted the Simpsons for a few years in a national and religious tv station, so I don't know if the censorship I saw was because of them or just Latinamerica in general, I believe is the first option tho. I still remember how shocked I was when I found out that there was a whole segment at the start of the episode when Homer breaks his jaw referencing the Gay Pride Parade that I never watched growing up. Fucking censorship.

    • @alanaflynn8878
      @alanaflynn8878 Před 2 lety +7

      Oh boy. I can't even imagine how The Simpsons ended up on a religious channel and how much censoring was done to it.

    • @LucyGhosts
      @LucyGhosts Před 2 lety +2

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated I'm from Argentina and it's literally the most LGBTQ friendly country

    • @keio3716
      @keio3716 Před 2 lety +3

      @@LucyGhosts Argentinian over here as well. Things were really different back then.

  • @thomassmith6473
    @thomassmith6473 Před 4 lety +20

    Iconic

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 Před 8 měsíci +3

    A classic. From the golden age of simpsons. This episode in itself is a masterpiece. Not just because it has one of my favorite Simpsons songs, the lesser known Presidents.

    • @supernath80
      @supernath80 Před 8 měsíci

      We are the mediocre... Presidents
      You won't find out pictures on dollars or on cents...

  • @155chipmunkz
    @155chipmunkz Před 6 lety +91

    Marge's hand looked weird at the end.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify Před 6 lety +3

      155chipmunkz They all look a bit off due to how old this stuff is

    • @RoskinGreenrake
      @RoskinGreenrake Před 3 lety +1

      Same as Homer's when he puts down the beer. mucking around

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat Před 2 lety +2

    One of my favourite moments in the series

  • @Get_yotted
    @Get_yotted Před 11 měsíci +39

    I don’t like Marge’s response, because Lisa tells us she doesn’t like him. Instead Marge says to not tell him that and to tell him “she’s not ready for a relationship” and everyone in Springfield knows Ralph is slow, and so in my opinion this would make him think that maybe she does like him but they’re to young. It’s best to just be honest and break a heart in the beginning than let it grow and shatter it into more pieces later on. Surprisingly Homer is giving out better advise than Marge in this situation, but that should mame sense since Homer has probably dealt with rejection and prefers to be rejected with a straight answer that does not need to be decrypted.

    • @emmuzboosh
      @emmuzboosh Před 10 měsíci +2

      I think it’s better to say a straight no because “I’m not ready” sounds like to a Male “come back when I AM ready” so it insinuates there’s a chance.
      A straight up ‘no I do not like you’ is better for a slow boy like Ralph, he’s not dangerous so she doesn’t need to mince words.
      If he was dangerous then she should probably use one of homers other lines lol.

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@emmuzboosh"so you're telling me there's a chance?"

    • @theking5116
      @theking5116 Před 17 dny

      Marge was giving advice that wasn't meant to spare Ralph's feelings but rather absolve Lisa from the guilt of telling him she didn't like him. It's a woman thing.

    • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
      @keepitsecret-dl1pr Před 6 dny

      @@theking5116 yeah lol, a woman messed me around a few years ago on multiple occasions and when I called her out on it all she gaslighted me in every possible way... made me realise I dodged a bullet

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963
    @kittycatmeowmeow963 Před 2 lety +52

    I gotta admit, I think Homer's advice is better than Marge's.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Před 8 měsíci +4

      weirdly enough when it comes to Lisa this is more often the case than not. Marge gives Lisa some really terrible advice, especially about things that affect her because she is a girl.

  • @Ryan_May_I
    @Ryan_May_I Před 2 lety +7

    "I'm not gay, but I'll learn"..'🤣🤣OMG

  • @grunders
    @grunders Před rokem +4

    six simple words: "I feel like liver and onions"

  • @redevilrrr
    @redevilrrr Před rokem +2

    Had a bad day but this short clip turned my mood around. Simpsons FTW

  • @karlozols816
    @karlozols816 Před 2 lety +3

    I've heard 'em all before and still have / do.

  • @abucket14
    @abucket14 Před 2 lety +3

    I need to go rewatch seasons 2-3 through 12-15 of the simpsons, ya know, the real heart of the show.

  • @beelzebubcrumpethorn
    @beelzebubcrumpethorn Před 3 lety +36

    there's a certain point in The Simpsons where they have huge unnerving eyes.

  • @sunilparashar1321
    @sunilparashar1321 Před 2 lety +8

    I’m married to the sea. Such Nostalgia cause that actually was a way out at one time.

  • @TB179
    @TB179 Před 2 lety +10

    I love how Homer looks at Marge when he says petty

  • @JFi96
    @JFi96 Před 2 lety +5

    “Im not ready for this sort of thing” would make a boy keep chasing after you though.. just tell him you don’t like him.

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical Před 11 měsíci +1

      Absolutely. Telling him you're not ready is just inviting him to wait until you are ready rather than move on with his life.

    • @fatimapalacios2292
      @fatimapalacios2292 Před 11 měsíci

      yeah, flattered but not interested at all is often not taken as rejection. so you just drop the flattered part and just say nah, I don't like you. and that is clearer.

  • @lauriexd5354
    @lauriexd5354 Před 4 lety +42

    Lol this scene always makes me laugh 😂
    I love this episode

  • @vandarkholme4745
    @vandarkholme4745 Před 5 lety +9

    Touché

  • @justinjoseph6966
    @justinjoseph6966 Před 2 lety +9

    The Simpsons in its prime! Pure gold!

  • @bigotis9042
    @bigotis9042 Před 2 lety +1

    My favorite episode ever

  • @soanyway6746
    @soanyway6746 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “Im not gay, but I’ll learn.”
    - Homer Simpson.

  • @ReeN1995
    @ReeN1995 Před 2 lety +44

    Watching scenes you didn't understand as a child, in a different language, is such a blessing. I get to laugh at jokes I could not get in my favourite show :)

    • @stevencraeynest7729
      @stevencraeynest7729 Před 2 lety +1

      you know, I actually still don't get it

    • @FunkyMunkey00_
      @FunkyMunkey00_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@stevencraeynest7729 me neither

    • @Prolute
      @Prolute Před rokem +1

      Homer is listing off ways women have gotten him to stop pursuing them. So Homer was hitting on a woman, then she said "I'm not gay, but I'll learn", then Homer stopped his advances. The statement implies that that woman was actually a man.

  • @God-hm5dt
    @God-hm5dt Před 2 lety +4

    never watched simpsons before but im addicted to watching clips of it.

  • @StenSturesKanal
    @StenSturesKanal Před měsícem +2

    "I don't wanna kill you but I will." Sounds like such a Conan O'Brien type of joke.

  • @londonisboss52
    @londonisboss52 Před 2 lety +2

    That cut is perfect comedic timing lol

  • @rainandhail67
    @rainandhail67 Před 2 lety +26

    Power move: “I’m bi so I have more options than the amount of pickup lines you’ve saved in your camera roll”

    • @AlejandraCandelaria
      @AlejandraCandelaria Před 2 lety +1

      Holy shit 💀

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 Před 2 lety +2

      Jesus Christ… the implications of that rejection would hurt more than the actual rejection

  • @elmodelo101
    @elmodelo101 Před 2 lety +11

    "I have a boyfriend"
    I heard that one too many times

  • @greenghoul157
    @greenghoul157 Před 2 lety +2

    This is some hilarious and good advice

  • @OhNehNee
    @OhNehNee Před 27 dny +2

    marge had some real competition for homer it seems

  • @SabreLeonheart
    @SabreLeonheart Před 2 lety +7

    Wiggum: Son, whether you want to win a girl or crack a nut - the key is persistence. Keep at it and never lose your cool.
    Aw... Come on!!!!

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 2 lety +1

      That was horrible advice. That’s how restraining orders come to be. The birth of them anyway.

    • @arachnidman8eyes
      @arachnidman8eyes Před rokem +1

      @@cityhawk thanks, you just ruined the joke.

  • @CO77938
    @CO77938 Před 2 lety +5

    Epic!!! Just, Epic!!!

  • @DevilFish69
    @DevilFish69 Před 28 dny +2

    0:09 The way Homer drinks that beer.

  • @SM-ok3sz
    @SM-ok3sz Před 8 měsíci

    Thanks for putting the punchline in the title, galaxy brain.

  • @MizantropMan
    @MizantropMan Před 2 lety +3

    Man, Homer had been through a lot.

  • @johnnyboy3949
    @johnnyboy3949 Před 2 lety +6

    I’m married to the sea

  • @rimka6593
    @rimka6593 Před 28 dny +1

    Man that's a...verbal destruction

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 Před 2 lety +5

    A girl once rejected me by accepting my offer of a date and then disappearing from the conversation every time I tried to actually organise said date. That was fun...

  • @rubysoho423
    @rubysoho423 Před 2 lety +10

    God this is hilarious

  • @teukukeanu3078
    @teukukeanu3078 Před 2 lety +7

    Seems like lisa took homer's advice

  • @DanBen07
    @DanBen07 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Im in uk. I don't remember hearing that line before at the end. Has it ever been cut from any version?

  • @ms.pirate
    @ms.pirate Před rokem +2

    "I am not gay! But I'll learn!"
    *gets beaten up by the LGBT*

  • @mainepants
    @mainepants Před rokem +3

    The older I get the more Homers advice resonates with me.

  • @MrFlopian
    @MrFlopian Před 2 lety +3

    Obscure “homer being problematic and supportive”

  • @conan_three
    @conan_three Před 2 lety

    perfect example of what help make great The Simpsons 👍

  • @RomanesEuntDomus.
    @RomanesEuntDomus. Před 11 měsíci +2

    0:31 the way Homer squints cracks me up 😂😂

  • @sophiemei370
    @sophiemei370 Před 2 lety +19

    I’m sending this to the next guy I have to regret purely because I don’t want to come up with my own

  • @TheRealJoeNathan
    @TheRealJoeNathan Před 2 lety +3

    I just got rickrolled by an ad...

  • @benjaminyoung9694
    @benjaminyoung9694 Před 9 měsíci

    Simpsons did it again

  • @crazycrz9775
    @crazycrz9775 Před 2 lety +2

    Lisa’s face at the end 🤣

  • @Hoofler
    @Hoofler Před 8 měsíci +2

    I wish I had a dad who could have taught me these things when I was young!
    I had to learn things the hard way, but I guess the nice thing about
    not having a dad, means you will never disappointment him! =]

  • @TheUltimateRare
    @TheUltimateRare Před 2 lety +4

    Lisa comes out as gay to avoid one boy XD

  • @Swedicus
    @Swedicus Před 11 měsíci +1

    My parents when I come out:
    "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

  • @kenshiro7960
    @kenshiro7960 Před 2 lety

    Lol at the last line as I seen this lots of times as a kid back in the 90s but I only really heard it this time

  • @jessicalee333
    @jessicalee333 Před 6 lety +15

    "I'm vajazzled... and anazzled."

  • @Maartun
    @Maartun Před 2 lety +5

    0:16 the first 2 are pretty legit tbh